Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard.
Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.
Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
Invite anyone who may be interested.
The cum tribby thread has CUM to a CLIMAX, CUMMING to its maximum LOAD of replies
Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
This is somewhat like me and Ash.
Post music. Bonus points for PMVs (ﾉ•‿•)ﾉ♬
Spill the beans. Again.
Post one of your favorite Christmas songs that put you in the seasonal mood.
Here's mine https://youtu.be/vP46Hgy7H7A
An amalgamation of my boredom spent messing with my webcam. Enjoy.
Hey guys, let's have a Cytube get together this Tuesday night. I have a new video I put a lot of effort into, it's pretty funny (to me at least), so I think it'd be fun to watch it all together before I put it on my site. Before my new video we'll watch some random Youtube videos together for about 2 hours.
Post links to videos you'd like to watch together. Try to keep them shorter-ish (roughly 15 minutes and under if possible), just so we have a nice variety. I'll pick which ones are of interest.
TIME MY NEW VIDEO WILL SHOW ON CYTUBE: 6pm Pacific | 7pm Mountain | 8pm Central | 9pm Eastern | I'm not a clock so if you're from some third world country like Britain or Hogwarts, figure it out :3
The above time is when my new video will play. Arrive 2 hours early if you want to watch the Youtube videos and chat with me and other anons. Cytube link: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
Why are her eyes so huge? Is her peni- I mean heart as big as her eyes? uwu
Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
Post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny
ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.
Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo
Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
Post newspaper funnies, or comics in general. Garfield is a must, but I also like Peanuts.
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.
In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
video games and stuff yeah yeah
DOOM 64 is underrated gem play plz
Also Super Mario Bros. 3 is goot
feel free to GIMP tanooki mario into something super wholesome and not disgusting at all.
We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.
Here's my cathode ray tube catheter gay dude. Filmed on an equipment older than almost everyone here. Nostalgia and vintage tech discussion can take place in this thread, too.
Here lies posts or threads that deserve to be moved into the void. It's a dark, black (or brown... sometimes even pink), stinky abyss. This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.
Hello Mama Ashley. You are the Mother of BELLGAB! and ART BELL is our Daddy! Thank you for coming on the Richard Groyper show on Youtube to help defeat the terrible, awful, and gay "Enemy Camp!" You are our favorite Mommy!
When Barry finds himself with no more income source, he has to find a solution – and fast. Luckily, he knows just the guy to help him make some quick cash. Will things go perfectly as planned?
On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.Press F to pay respects.
So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.
A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
Post Ashley look alikes
idk post some literally me webms or somethin
Can anyone tell me where the best place to find a racist girlfriend would be? I thought walmart would be a good place to look but they all seem to be on meth
How do you guys feel about just getting a whole ham once in a while (not for a holiday)?
Also food thread: ash and non-ash approved recipes.
Post what you're thankful for, friends.
I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.
I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
Give Ashley a tattoo
Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.
I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?
I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.
I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.
•All out of character discussion must be tagged with /OOC at the end of the post
•NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
•Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
•Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
Zak and TimTom, a ghost hunting (gunting) duo, explore haunted sites all across America. Until one day, they're no longer allowed into ghost hot spots. They must find a way to pursue their spooky searches™, even if that means breaking a few rules.
You guys have waited years for this. You finally get to watch Ashley screw on camera. I might do more of these videos. I like watching and falling asleep to teardown videos, specifically ones involving vintage technology, so I wanted to make some for anyone else who likes these types of videos. I have quite the catalog of vintage teardown/modifications videos I could make in the future. They aren't particularly interesting, but fun to do nonetheless.
(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE
post other signs of the coming end of the world.
Next up is item No 15,000 titled "Willy's Last Ride" by the artist known as Chester.
The bidding starts at $1.25...
The living text wall answers your questions.>2004 webcamNot all of us enjoy the "perks" of the modern internet, such as having 4k livestreamed anal inspections. Enjoy your authentic old school Q and A video :3https://videos.icum.to/w/jBPocH2A7EdMm1D9CrRRC4
This needs a technology thread or nah?
Also one with paintings pls
1 thot thread too maybe
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
What you're not allowed to see
Dear Ashley Jones,
If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
ITT we gripe about regrets we have.
>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.
ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.
You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"
That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.
The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.
In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
What do you think? Post photos of all the wild animals you have let into your home.
COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN
I wonder what she does for money
Hola. ¿Algún otro hispanoparlante seguidor de Ashley?
pd: no soy mexicano
Hello welcome to GETS, what can I GET you?
Yes hi, I would like a GET please.
Fine.... which number would you like?
I'll take 13000 thank you
Fine... would you like any (You)'s with that?
Fine... That will be.... umm hold on.... that will be $8.69
I think you mean $10.98
Here you go, and enjoy your GET.
Wait, no tip?!?!?
Anyone else here doing Pride Event 2023 in RuneScape Classic? Check out my character. I'm a level 69 courtesan. I've been sucking dick at the Blue Moon Inn for coin so I can get one of those nice jumpers like Ashton has for my son, Derrick.
Btw, I'm not really Derrick's mom. I'm just roleplaying. It's my favorite thing to do in the bedroom.
Derrick... your dad and I have something to tell you. We got the get.
New Ashley video will be premiering LIVE today around 4:50pm EST, right before Endchan's monthly movie. There will be a live chat. Come join us: https://cytu.be/r/endcornerUpdate: Stream is over. Watch the new video here: https://videos.icum.to/w/qxiVTowoo1YsZ8Y2KhjLem Thank you to Endchan and for everyone who came. Now post your drawings, boys.
Post the music you're listening to and the music you're makin'
Deaf people are NOT ALLOWED in this thread
G E T
Let's make this clear. This is NOT a gay thread at all. I need videos of men jacking off or cumming to pictures of me, I know at least 2 exist and I can't find them. This is for a future video I'm working on at the moment. If you for some reason don't have those videos saved, you are welcum to cumtribute your own.Do not post them in this thread. Post them on the old gay tranny board, that way I can get what I want without messing up this board with gay shit. Visit the old board at your own risk, while you wont get any viruses from this board, you might get the HIV virus from the old board.
What is she praying/hoping for? What do you think she really, really wants?
Fill in the bubble!
Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc
Anything Ash related old or new
I interviewed Styx for real, but his original answers were totally unamusing to me. So I completely altered my questions afterwards and took his statements completely out of context. This is the result.
Press S to sniff
Does anyone know what song Ashely used in her video 'Mother Undercover'? I used Shazam but it didn't work. Thanks
Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.
I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
Hey Ashley, I bet this comes as a big surprise for you, but we all got together and made you a card. Merry Christmas, we love you!
HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE!
Where were you when the gover-uh-terrorists blew up the World Trade Center?
Original Bait Post
Check out some of the replies and QT's.
By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
>no you don't get it dude, the web design is shitty and eyecancer ON PURPOSE, it's like a heckin' throwback to le web1.0 geocities! So epic and based!
Thanks to Free Software developers, it is quite easy now to run an AI on your own computer.
For this, you will need lots of RAM Check the requirements for each model on the main page:
This will use docker-desktop too.
Here are the instructions, which were generated using AI too!
Using docker-desktop on windows, how do we install this: https://github.com/serge-chat/serge#%EF%B8%8F-windows-setup
To install Serge using Docker Desktop on Windows, you can follow these steps:
Install Docker Desktop: Download and install Docker Desktop for Windows from the official Docker website: https://www.docker.com/products/docker-desktop. Make sure to choose the appropriate version for your operating system.
Open Docker Desktop: Once Docker Desktop is installed, open it from the Windows Start menu. It may take a few moments to start up.
Clone the Serge repository: Open a command prompt or Git Bash terminal, navigate to the directory where you want to clone the Serge repository, and run the following command:
git clone https://github.com/serge-chat/serge.git
Navigate to the Serge directory: Change your working directory to the Serge repository you just cloned:
Build the Docker image: Run the following command to build the Docker image:
Start the Serge server: Once the image is built, start the Serge server using the following command:
Docker Compose will start the necessary containers and set up the Serge environment. You should see the server logs in the console.
Access Serge in a web browser: By default, Serge should be accessible at http://localhost:5000. Open your preferred web browser and navigate to that address.
That's it! You should now have Serge up and running on Docker Desktop for Windows. You can proceed to configure and use Serge as needed.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PULL MY DOMAIN FOR THE 6 GORILLIONTH TIME EVEN DOE MY SITE IS FULL OF ILLEGAL SHIT
Ashley does asmr
Derrick's birthday is a special occasion that only comes once a year - until a life changing event that only happens once in a lifetime also happens on Derrick's birthday. How will two important events play out at once? Will Derrick still feel special?
post your this is a lot like me and ashley's here
For me, it's the Get. The best post on the board. I even ask for extra (you)'s and the other posters are so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time, I asked for meme pictures and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly posters laughed and said, "We're going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the posters greet me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three memes. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local TubGurl.com image board, I go there at least 3 times a week for shitposting and a video with Ashley instead of Rose, 1-2 times for online arguments on the weekend, and maybe once for a quick fap when I'm in a rush but want a great nut that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily jacking off needs.
I even sometimes post on /horselovers/, it's awesome! What a great image board.
I don't usually make serious videos, so doing this feels weird to me. However, I do think this is an important topic to talk about and I have yet to see someone else mention certain things I bring up in this video. I'm sure some of this is "preaching to the choir", but you may find that there's things you never realized. I cover a few different topics in this video, but it all ties together.
Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
any other spacehey users?
cool privacy respecting myspace clone
guys I think it's time we revaluated our strategy... maybe it's time we start negging ashely
Hey ash can you sell me your panties after you've been wearing them for 3 days without showering while ovulating?
Hey, Ash, I hit on an idea to maybe broaden your fan base.Sometimes I go on youtube and it's algorithm shows a video you made back in 2014-2015. Sometimes the comments aren't disabled and people ask where is she or I miss her or cool vid etc. Some of the comments are recent, like 2 or 3 months ago. I can reply to the comments and say that she's back and give your web site and your icum.to site. Doing that triggers the notification bell on the youtube site for the person who wrote the comment and eventually they'll see the notification and maybe visit your sites. I don't want to do anything without your permission, so what do you think?
Sandwich angst. What more is there to say?
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
I love you Ashley
11000 GET FUCKED
Can somebody tell me what the hell Ashley Jones does cause I have ben watching her for a bit and I still don't know
YOU'RE ALL GAY HOMOSEXUALS
ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT YOUR COCKS AND OTHER GUYS COCKS AND CUM AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE COCKS AND CUM AND FORESKINS
(edited because some links were broken)
what if the occult alien reptilian jew power secret is just meth
Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.
Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.
--------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------
I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.
I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her? She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.
She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.
I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.
I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
She had her back to me. She was wearing black form fitting yoga pants, you know the kind. Ashley's cute round little butt looked incredible in those pants. She must have a 6th sense because she yelled out, "Seabee, are you looking at my butt?" Did she say it as if she wanted me to look at her butt or did she mean I was perving? Whatever, I being the honest man that I am answered, "Why wouldn't I be looking at that butt?"
Ashley then asked me to put on some music. Both Ashley and I share an interest in 70s and 80s stuff and I knew exactly what to play. I slipped a CD into my 1989 Aiwa CD/Cassette player/recorder that I picked up cheap at a garage sale along with the speakers. Tavares started singing "Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel." once it started playing she started moving her hips and butt to the music. I wasn't sure if it was consciously a form of seduction on her part or an innocent appreciation of the music. Either way her moves were quite an improvement over her awkward though cute dance moves back in the day. She certainly has improved her moves judging by my sudden arousal.
She placed the prepped ingredients into a tin foil tray and put it in the pre heated oven. She made herself a carbonated drink with the juice of half a grapefruit. She asked if she could make me one but I declined and told her that for whatever reason I just wasn't a fan of carbonation so I poured myself another cup of coffee. We enjoyed each other's company with small talk like the rise and fall of the Ottoman Empire, capitalism vs communism, Reptilians and Fallen Angels, stuff like that. We bantered back and forth disagreeing on some points, agreeing on others until the timer on the oven dinged notifying her that the vegan lasagna was ready.
I enjoyed watching her eat her meal, she really seemed to be enjoying it and it was kind of sensuous watching her eat.
After dinner we did the dishes and she asked me if I was ready for a fun evening. I told her that I would make the popcorn and she could select the movie. Ashley looked at me with incrudulity and just shook her head saying, "You're a cool guy, Seabee, but sometimes you can be so naive." She grabbed my hand and walked me to the bedroom.
Once in the bedroom we began kissing, her warm probing tongue and saliva fulfilling my wildest expectations. She removed her South Park tee shirt revealing her small perfect breasts and little pink nipples and quarter size pink areolas. My penis began to tell me that this is starting to get serious real quick.
Ashley sat on the bed and removed her sexy ankle length boots and then stood up to remove her yoga pants. It was a case of cognitive dissonance on my part. She ws alluring in her black yoga pants and yet those sensuous white slender legs and thighs certainly were a treat beyond belief. The white legs and thighs won out in my mind and she removed the pants revealing panties with Garfield and Odie dancing around her breathtaking camel toe. One can only imagine what would be going on around that camel toe if she was wearing Top Cat panties. She removed her panties with complete abandon. Her cute little round butt cried out for adoration and I was there to oblige. I couldn't remove my jeans, shirt and boxer briefs fast enough denying her the pleasure of slowly disrobing me to her disappointment.
I laid on the bed and she laid on top of me, the warmth of her petite, soft, nude body was like the warmth of the sun on my chest. She had brought in the plastic bag of fruit like she had something already planned. She reached for the bag and removed a strawberry put it in her mouth and began chewing it. She opened my mouth witth one of her long slender fingers. Our faces were no more than a foot apart. She dribbled her cocktail of strawberry juice and saliva into my mouth. I felt the warmth of that Ashley cocktail coat my tongue and slide down my throat, it was so erotic. Honestly, if it was any other girl I would have been turned off but because it was Ashley I was hopelessly and completely turned on. She smiled at my acceptance of her cocktail as did I.
I couldn't resist and my hand slid between her round little butt cheeks passing her tight little pink butt hole on the way to and ending the journey at her hot little vulva which by now was soaking wet.
I rolled over so that Ashley was now on the bottom. I reached in her bag of fruit andd pulled out another strawberry. I rubbed it on her pink little nipple. I squeezed the juice of the strawberry onto that pink and perfect waiting nipple and then began to slowly lick it, strawberry juice never tasted better. The more I licked the more she moaned and the more her little nipple began to rise from her pink aeriola. I begn to suck her pink perfection and flick it with my tongue. Ashley's nipple was now turgid and as hard as a 16 penny nail. She continued moaning uncontrollably while all the time I was massaging her other nipple with my thumb so as not to create envy between her two nipples.
I had a desire to continue my journey southward and traversed her soft flat little tummy and finding her little innie I began to lick it, Ashley giggled and said that it tickled. I continued my journey following what she once called her "Happy Trail" and ended at her perfect clitoris, not too big, not too small, just right. I began licking and loving it and my tongue could feel it pulsate as she continued her soft melodic moans. I inserted my tongue into her now hot wet snug void and her moans became louder. I began to realize that little void would soon be demanding something a bit larger than my tongue and I began a northward journey.
I again began pleasuring that still turgid pink nipple. Her entire body started to tense and became as hard as a steel rod. She wrapped her long slender legs around me almost squeezing the breath out of me. I was astonished how much strength that petite body could muster. Her fingers began digging into my back and shoulder blades and her eyes began rolling back into her head. Her hot and heavy breathing told me she was ready and I certainly was.
She was so wet that it was an easy chore to enter her snug void. I can only analogize entering her as a religious experience. At that moment she was my Joan of Arc and I was her Gilles de Rais. She continued with her sighs and murmurs and her petite body began to undulate to my motions and we became one. She emitted a gutteral tone and raised her little butt slightly off the bed which allowed me a bit more penetration. That was it, game, set, match. It was a mutual orgasmic explosion with my seed filling that snug little void housed between those amazing slender thighs.
After we caught our breath we sat up in bed looking adoringly at each other. Her cute face was so flushed from her experience as I guess mine was also. I asked if she had to go home now. She tilted her head sideways and slightly upward and raising her eyes upward also (one of the many mannerisms that always seemed to captivate me) and seemed to think for a few seconds. She turned back to me kissing me gently on the cheek and looking at me with those hazel green eyes that seemed to speak a language all their own yet able to be undestood, those eyes that were able to peer into one's very soul and said, "But I am home, Seabee, I am home.
tahiti where are you desu
I am a white supremacist who is seeking a close personal relationship. Whites are superior in everything, and we know that women are deemed inferior by the bible. Thus, to maximize superiority, I am seeking an intimate relationship with the most supreme, AKA a white male.
Here's what you need to know. My favorite food? Of course I like a supreme pizza... extra sausage ;) with white sauce. maybe you can give me your white sauce? My favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan (HH).
I am a white power bottom, of course. And yes, I will clean out my asshole. I want it to look good for you.
Will we secure our future together? <3
What would you do if you had an infinite amount of money?
Oh it would be so terrible if you went to make a post on this cool new imageboard.
Please definitely don't do so @ https://omegachan.cc/
We don't have to imagine what Ashley's legs look like, just see those beauties in Derricks Birthday video. But what about her breasts? Post a pic of what you imagine her breasts look like. Keep in mind that the Ash is no stranger to the occasional padding to achieve a dramatic effect. So post what you imagine her breasts to be au naturel. Here's my entry. And Ash, if you like you can select the winner.
While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio.
Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio
You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:
Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network: https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48
There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:
how does ashley even live knowing that she will never be this cool and based?
I think Ashley is the embodiment of Plebchan, the mascot for Plebbit.
Let me shill Plebbit a moment. I think Ashley might like it. Plebbit is a Free Software replacement for Reddit. It is a distributed platform aiming to support Free Speech and make Reddit the way it should have been.
Plebbit uses some cool tech:
IPFS (Inter Planetary File System) https://ipfs.io
ENS (Ethereum Name System)
The Plebbit protocol is about completed and Plebbit itself already has some clients (one that looks like Reddit, another like 4Chan) and a web interface.
It is still beta and hasn't yet officially launched, but you can try the Subs there. (Make sure the green light is on for the Sub you want to use.)
If anybody has questions, I would be happy to try and answer them, or better still, ask Esteban on Telegram.
raiding ashley jones even though she is a shining glistening gemerald thoughbeit
You're really racist? Just curious.
And thanks too for running Free Software like a PeerTube instance.
You are a great example to womankind.
Also, you really are incredibly cute.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, FAGGOTS!
hey ashley i know you like pepe but do you like... le wojak??
when is ashley dropping her discord so we can teach her the ways of der Gooner (the aryan spirit lives on through #blacked posters)
Ash, as promised, an erotic short story about you.
I came home and took a shower and dried myself off. It was warm in the house so I didn't bother getting dressed.I laid down on the bed. A short time later I heard a cute little voice say, "Hi". I recognized the voice and looked up and it was her. I reached for a blanket to cover myself but she said, "Don't cover yourself on my account." She sat on the edge of the bed and removed her black ankle length boots.
She stood up and removed her tee shirt revealing the most impecably small perfect breasts that emphasized her perfect little pink nipples. I began to feel a tingle you know where. She turned away from me. She began to slowly remove her jeans and gave a few wiggles with her cute little butt. She turned facing me revealing the most faultless camel toe pushing against her white cotton panties. She began to remove her panties but I told her to cease and desist since I wanted to savor the view of that enchanting little camel toe. She gave me that look, the patented smirk that only she can pull off. After about a half minute I relinquished and she slowly removed her panties revealing her "happy trail" as she called it which started at her mons veneris and ended at a perfectly manicured vulva. I became hard as dimonds.
She threw her panties at me and I caught them and pressed it close to my face. Her panties were warm from her body heat as if the panties were just ironed. The scent was a treat for my olfactory glands. The scent was like fresh strawberries with just the slightest hint of musk.
She walked towards me with the over exagerated walk and facial glare of an anorexic runway model. She was toying with me and I was willing to play.
She got on the bed looking at me seductively and sat on my stiff horizontal member. She began sliding her little butt back and forth and sometimes bending forward to stimulate her clitoris all the time staring at me like the seductive little imp that she is. Involuntarily my seed sprayed over my face and chest while she and I gave out a mutual orgasmic moan.
She bent forward to lick and clean my chest and face and I noticed a cute little blue hair ribbon that she was wearing to tie tie up her little pony tail that she is famous for.
As she licked my face clean her lips pressed against mine. I could feel her tongue demanding to enter my mouth to search for its equivalent. I felt her wet, warm, sensuous tongue probing mine. My hands moved over her little breathtaking butt. I became conflicted wondering how could that perfect little butt feel so smooth and soft and yet so firm and tight. She has to be a natural wonder I thought.
Her alluring far set eyes were only a few inches from mine. I could see my reflection in her eyes that reminded me of the purity of an uncut diamond. I could feel her warm breath that had the scent of a grassy field after a spring rain on my face. She moaned softly as she licked my face and I retaliated.
All of a sudden I heard an alarm in the distance. She began to fade away. The louder and closer the alarm the more she faded away. Finally I awoke and shut off the alarm clock waking up alone as usual.
I swung myself to the edge of the bed sitting up thinking that I'd never had such a dream in my life. As I stood up to get dressed something caught my eye. On the foot of the bed lay a cute little blue hair ribbon. I picked it up to confirm that it wasn't imaginery, it wasn't. Smiling, I said to myself, "Oh well, time for work."
Generations of people have been, and continue to be, inspired by pervasive violence: namely anorectal violence. Many perpetrators of this violence against one or more others especially in public pornography have not faced severe criminal punishment despite both 1) the high likelihood of anorectal injury to a receptive person due to anorectal fragility, and 2) the significance and potential severity (even lethality) of resultant traumatic consequences. What should easily be considered incriminating evidence worldwide not only proliferates unchecked, but also serves as an example to be copied in far too many cases. This situation is both one of the greatest injustices and one of the greatest contributors to societal decadence in the modern era. Facilitating factors include prevalent (willful) ignorance, apathy, and misinformation about anorectal topics, which are enabling people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day with anorectal violence and to spread disinformation quite effectively.
This whole website is my childhood, i pls dont delete this b4 next tuesday, my 18gig harddrrive arrive s then
pretty pls? with sugar on top?
Clean the fukin car
HAPPY INTERRACIAL LOVING DAY GUYS!!!
An erotic short story of epic proportion with world renowned comedienne Ashley Jones as the sultry and seductive protagonist.
--- AFTERNOON DELIGHT ---
I left the job early to come home to do the dreaded paper work, sending out e mail estimates, ordering material etc. I left my partner on the job. We flipped a coin to see who would do the paper work and I lost.
I heard a car pull into my driveway and a few seconds later I heard a light half hearted knock on the door.I suspected the Jehovah's Witnesses again so I ignored it. A second light knock could be heard and curiosity got the best of me as to whom was on the other side of the door. I got up and opened the door. There she stood. I recognized her immediately. I stood there like a retard unable to speak and at the same time trying to comprehend my good fortune. She seemed a bit shy and a little hesitant as she introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Ashley". I know, I know I said to myself. She didn't know me from Adam and I preferred to keep it that way and not tell her how familiar that I was with her.
She told me that she was in the process of purchasing the house next to mine and that she was wondering if I knew of any problems with the house. I finally snapped out of my stupor and invited her in.I told her to have a seat on the couch. I asked her if I could offer her something to drink. She asked if I had seltzer and an orange and I told her I did. It's a mystery to me why I bought a bottle of seltzer the last time I went shopping since I don't drink seltzer. Chalk it up to unconscious synchronicity I guess. I squeezed the juice of the orange into the seltzer as she directed and gave it to her while I enjoyed a cup of coffee. I told her that I knew of no problems with the house next door. I had renovated the kitchen for the owners and did some minor work in the basement during a very heavy rain and the basement remained dry as the provebial bone. I told her that the roof was replaced about three years ago so she won't have any problems. She complemented me on the kitchen renovation and she seemed to relax a bit upon hearing that the house was in good shape.
As we sat talking, small talk mostly, I started to become slightly aroused. She was wearing a white cotton tank top and her arms were exposed all the way and I noticed a small patch of axillary hair in her arm pit. It was obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra, I could see her little nipples pushing against the soft cotton of her tank top. I tried to be discrete but she caught me peeking. She smiled as only she can and asked if I liked what I saw. Sheepishly I replied in the affirmative. She asked where the bedroom was. I thought she misspoke and meant the bathroom. She reiterated, no the bedroom. She placed her empty drink on the coffee table, stood up and grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go". I got up grateful that I had made the bed, a rare occurrence on my part, before leaving for work. Didn't want her to think I was a poor housekeeper.
Once in the bedroom she placed her slender arms around my neck pulling me slightly downward due to our height difference. She pressed her warm moist tender lips against mine. She began slightly biting my lower lip and eventually her warm moist tongue found its way into my mouth and the battle of the tongues began, something like Battle Bots. Only difference was that I couldn't care less who won. I became more aroused. She removed her tongue from my mouth to my chagrin and sat on the edge of the bed. She removed her ankle length boots revealing a pair of orange Garfield socks. I thought, how cute. She removed those socks revealing her delicate feet with blue painted toenails. She stood up and removed her tank top revealing the most perfect and pert little breasts and and pink little nipples I had ever seen. Michelangelo would have been proud to sculpt those pert little breasts and Rembrandt would have been over joyed to put paint to canvas in painting those breasts. She walked towards me and removed my tee shirt. She placed her hands on my now bare chest and began massaging my nipples with her thumbs, my Achilies heel. I felt as if I was ready to cum so I started thinking about football, Buffalo Bills, my last quarter mile drag race which I lost to of all cars a Chevy Camaro due to a missed shift from second to third to assuage my desire to cum.
Ashley bent down and undid my jean's button and zipper and slid them down my legs which were now starting to feel like they were made of rubber. I stepped out of them and she began to caress my stiff member through my boxer briefs and then she slid them off. My erect member bounded out like a horse coming out of the gate at the Kentucky Derby. She placed her long slender fingers on my member slightly stroking it and sending a shiver up my spine.
She stepped back and removed her second hand store bought snug fitting jeans. She was wearing my favorite kind of panty, cotton with horizontal stripes of pastel blue and white. I was witness to the most absolutely perfect camel toe. She noticed me staring and smiled and pulled the panty up a little bit to emphasize that amazing little camel toe even more. Was she trying to torture me?
I was slowly falling into the abyss of no return. She slowly removed her panty and I was rewarded with the whole nine yards, a beautiful mound sitting atop a perfectly manicured volva that a Mexican landscape gardener would be proud of. She did a slow twirl to show off that perfect tight little butt and those incredible long slender legs that did indeed run all the way up.
She laid on the bed and I laid on top of her my stiff member finding a resting place on her glorious mons veneris. Her pubic hair unlike what she says wasn't harsh or stiff, it was as soft as down. I looked into those hazel green eyes and we began kissing again. I slid down, placing my head between those tempting and alluring snow white slender thighs and began massaging her throbbing clit with my anxious tongue.
She began to moan softly. I placed my finger inside her vagina and almost burned my finger. It was so very moist and hot in there. She seemed hotter than a half f**ked fox in a forest fire. The more I played with her womanhood the more she moaned and the wetter she became. Finally she pleaded in a gutteral tone, "Put it in, please". I moved my head back up to her level. Our faces were but a few inches apart. I was breathing in her exhalation and she was breathing in mine. It was like a symbiotic relation yet we felt like we were one at the same time. I began to slide my hard as diamond member into her hot moist vagina rejoicing at the snugness of the fit. Nirvana was being accomplished. I gently but firmly pushed all the way in and she began moaning again. I could feel her hot breadth on my face and the scent of her pixie hair filled my nostrils rewarding my olfactory glands. I began slowly with my hip motion, insertion, extraction, insertion, extraction (pardon the military jargon).
She let out her loudest moan, her tight little butt rising slightly off the bed and I knew she had achieved Nirvana. So now it was my turn and I came with the force of an atomic bomb explosion. She said that she could feel my sperm splashing inside her. I left it in, letting it soak so to speak while we began kissing again. Finally I exited and rolled over and we propped ourselves up on our elbows and began having small talk. I thought to myself how fortunate I was to be with this awesome girl that I have admired for years, especially since she had no idea who I was. We cuddled and she slowly drifted off to sleep. She had the cutest little snore, like a relaxed kitten purring. I soon drifted off myself.
About an hour later we both awoke. We swung over the side of the bed and regrettably got dressed since she said that she had a few erands to run concerning the house purchase. I walked her to the door and to her car still thinking how lucky I was to have spent the afternoon with an amazing girl who didn't even know me.
I gave her a kiss and opened the car door for her. She got in, started the car and lowered the window. I asked when would we see each other again. She said that the closing for the house was in a few days and she'll be moving into the house in about a week. I said that I was looking forward to seeing her again. She put her car in reverse, and began backing out of the driveway. She stopped for a second and with a wink and a smile said, "I'm looking forward to seeing you again also, Seabee." I just stood there with my mouth agape as she drove away. She knew it was me all along. As she drove up the road she glanced back at me and gave me another smile and a little wave. Truly the universe was in perfect alignment, for me anyway.
i am very big fan fo very much good videos hehe
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Press F to pay respects.
Hey guys, can you please help me expand my word filter? I'm going to need a LOT of suggestions to do this right and I can't do it on my own.
See pic for what I have so far and here's the json if you want to import the current list for yourself:
"name": "Truth filter",
"output": "reptilian slave currency",
"output": "reptilian people farm",
"input": "united states",
"output": "reptilian people farm",
"output": "reptilian people farm",
"output": "reptilian people farm",
"input": "elon musk",
"output": "reptilian honeypot",
"output": "reptilian thugs",
"output": "reptilian thugs",
"output": "reptilian thugs",
"output": "reptilian thugs",
Not enough fuel. They faked it to make the government popular with the citizens again, and the CIA murdered a bunch of people to keep it hushed up.
*Undeniable* proof in here, not debatable or a theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEm4oKdd4gs
Ash, here's a pic and info of the Mons Veneris that you asked me about.
And again, thanks for your cool vid and a fun night.
I updated my video website's look to have some soul. You will probably have to hard refresh to see the changes. Doing a hard refresh is different depending on the browser you're using.
Firefox: Ctrl shift and r
Chromium based browsers: Ctrl shift and r
Microsoft Edge: Hold ctrl shift and kill yourself this will hard reset your life. for legal purposes this is just a joke.
What do you think of the changes? There's still a few things I need to fix, but I want to spend my time filming a new video :3
WE SO SMART
BUT HAVE SMARR PENIS
IT NO MATTER
WE ARE GENIUS
In this thread we say happy birthday to the Fuhrer and talk all things Hitler.
Hey, in the years you've been gone, have you kept up with playing guitar?
what the fuck?
This video contains random things such as a Dollar Tree haul, thrift store and yard sale finds, ramblings, reviews, testing out more vintage technology. This video was a much needed excuse to test out a new camcorder and another old device. I actually recorded this on a tape and digitized the tape. It's a fun analog process, but I had about 30 different rca cables in my room to achieve this video, along with my laptop, an old 2000's LCD TV I used as a monitor, a VCR, camcorder, and another mystery vintage device. I should've showed the set up and how/why I did things.
How many of you guys wake up in the morning with a boner?
I just saw a thread on 4chan where some 22 year old guy said he never gets them. Sometimes the concept of morning wood comes up in conversation (as part of a joke or whatever) and I've had multiple young men tell me they don't have that happen, ever. I'm like, dude, you need to see a fucking doctor because it's a sign of poor health when you don't have a boner at least sometimes when you wake up.
I wake up with a massive, throbbing clit almost every single morning. I even asked a 68 year old, "Hey pops, do you still pitch a tent every morning?" And he's like, "Yeah, like clockwork." And the dude isn't even that healthy.
Is this a vaxx thing? What the fuck is going on?
Besides Ciara Horan, rose, Ashley Jones, who are the other 4chan girls
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about this place sooner? I've never been more in love than I am right now. I kneel to Ashley Jones, and pledge complete and total allegiance.
Spill the beans.
How does it feel to be the goofiest goober?
Quick, post divine metaphysics.
>tfw want gf
>tfw you realize theyre all insane
We need to clone ashleys like they clone horse dildos
Ashley made an entire movie.https://videos.icum.to/w/86YFVGb3tXPc5NBpTU8Q3bA formerly internet famous tomboy realizes her days of internet fame are long gone. No longer receiving the online attention she craves, she turns to drastic measures to reclaim her stardom. Even if that means becoming a "female to male to female" transgender to get TikTok famous. Follow her journey to deceive hundreds of thousands of internet users in her quest for online attention, with the raunchiest, most offensive, and tone deaf documentary of recent times.December 3rd, 2022. Premieres livestreamed free on Endchan's Cytube channel: https://cytu.be/r/endcornerTimes: 4pm EST | 3pm CST | 2pm MST | 1pm PST
I got an OnlyFans
Share news here.
What is this site
Do you want FRIES WITH THAT >>8000 GET?
this is a lot like me and ashley
This thread is dedicated to the legally recognized digital nation state of Ashley Jones that we are registering on Aragon - https://aragon.org/
As per her laws webpage ( https://icum.to/dogvids/ ), the legal age of consent is 15, bras are illegal, women cannot purchase or use razors, shaving is illegal, you can have sex with any animal larger than yourself, prostitution is legal but women are not allowed to work and can't have money (prostitution is work for money so idk how Ashley will define the laws here).
Our founding city will be called Jonestown and our currency will be called Fuck Bucks (or Jones Bones, other name suggestions welcome). What other things should be included in the new nation? What legal/governance structure do we want to set up for the DAO? Do women have rights and will there be state-issued gfs? Will linux be the official state operating system?
Post your ideas, suggest things to add to our new nation, and above all, hail supreme leader Ashley Jones.
I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.
You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show.
Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.
That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
ashley fix your peertube instance, videos.icum.to does not work
Naked yoga is next, but only after my top surgery and FtM sex change is complete.
What is everyone planning on doing for Friday the 13th?
Has anyone here bothered to read any of the spelling-error-ridden, half-baked, easily refutable ramblings on the icum.to site? I can't tell if it's parody larp or the real thoughts of an autistic retard.
All these niggas and all these hoes in here somebody here gon fuck
>7000 GET down, biatch
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]
Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?
I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
Why are they cancelling the doughboy? Has science go too far? https://videos.icum.to/w/qCanZD6WKN9BJYu29vtf74Is the bus driver now an Uber driver and this is why he’s always masturbating in his car now? Sick fuckhttps://videos.icum.to/w/tsZJVQLegf9BkwUKKgqwAK
thought about you today and was happy to see you're back, sharing your smile with us.
Wish you well! bye
keep going youre hilarious and awesome thank you so much for coming back! Great fucking work!
Hey big bro, let me give you a hand.
Also, we did it boyos, we have our own imageboard. Things *should* run pretty well, but post in this thread or on the official meta board >>>/horselovers/ if you have feedback/suggestions. This was possible thanks to those who may or may not have donated the untraceable cryptocurrency Monero. As you know, for legal purposes, I must state that I have sadly never once received a donation.
Also the thing on my eye is a fake scar. I found out how to make them sans razor. Oh what, it's weird? Meanwhile, it's socially acceptable that women can put on pounds of makeup, COMPLETELY altering their appearance? Using filters in which change not only their entire face, but also their body shape? And I'm the weird one for having a fake bad ass scar?
Grown up derrick
Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
After a brief 8 year hiatus, Barry and Linda are back for their second episode. Follow the day-to-day life of a loving, wholesome, and airhead husband, Barry, and his smart, sexy wife, Linda.https://videos.icum.to/w/vhH2pz51StvtMB67LXdmFt
The past few years, I've noticed a phenomena on the internet. The Boomer to Zoomer pipeline. Boomers and Zoomers alike are arrogant, ignorant, clueless consumers who have played large parts in ruining the internet. I don't typically want to rant or be overtly negative, but here we are. Of course, this is a stereotype that not every Boomer/Zoomer fits into. Many Gen X/Millenials are just as bad, but I see this correlation mostly among Boomers and Zoomers.https://videos.icum.to/w/dLu2qx5uZY48ZmeeqZaDSJ
And you won’t BELIEVE what happens!
ATTENTION ASHLEY! THIS IS A PRIORITY 1 MESSAGE FROM STARFLEET!
If you want to do something about the hunch, here's the video. I'm going to try this myself.
Here's my in-depth review/synopsis of the 2010 movie, Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars. More videos to come, I look forward to your appraisal in this drastic change in content style.https://videos.icum.to/w/w3uxWgd9d3VdvVh2WRSnMk
Time Stamps matter:
March 21 = 33
Barron Trump turned 17
Pops is 76
March 22, 2023 = 322 223 Skull & Bones = 322How long since the Japan 9.1 EQ? 12 years and 11 days1+2=3 - 311144 months and 11 days1+4+4= 9 - 911Tsunami = 311 in gematria On 3/22 how many days since the Queen died? 183Cumbre Vieja = 183 in gematriaTsunami = 183 in reverse FB gematria On 3/22 how many days till the second Great American Eclipse? 383Cumbre Vieja = 383 in Fibonacci gematria...
So I've always wanted to run my own site since at least a decade ago but I've been a lazy POS. I really enjoy browsing retro sites, the ones that look like they've been running unchanged since the 90's and not some bland wordpress one.So I stumbled upon Ashley through Rose fandoms online, and found this amazing site. I can't tell how much is serious and how much is satire but I love it.So what kinds of technologies would I need to build something like icum.to? I'd like to have a site like hers (except it'd probably be more normie, definitely minus the epstein stuff)
What happens when JonesTown residents get lonely? They go to the annual Valentine's Day Speed Dating event.https://videos.icum.to/w/vUcHVRLtEGG6WRdHFk7FN6
Please i can fix her....... P:EASEE DM ME ASHERY
Is Ashley a high T alpha male or just autistic?
Gather 'round everyone, I made a Cytube channel for us to hang out in, watch movies, shows, and videos.https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjonesI know you guys want to do movie night, but I personally cannot host pirated movies (it's the law). That being said, I will stream anything from Youtube or Peetube, including movies or shows that happen to be on there.Our first get together will be on February 14th. I have a new Valentine's video I'll be streaming on my Cytube at 6pm PST | 7pm GMT | 8pm CST | 9pm EST.We'll warm up for an hour before the Valentine's video, so come an hour early if you can. During that hour, we can watch whatever, possibly some of my old videos. Maybe some *le sigh* adult movies (not porn but shows like the Honeymooners or something), or Heathcliff. Post videos in this thread as your suggestion, I'll possibly add them into the rotation.We can work out our first movie in this thread. What day/time works best for you? As a NEET I can do anytime, but I know some of you are wageslaves. I figure the 6pm-9pm range works best for you guys.
Post your Valentines Day cards here! Let's make this one special, friends. Remember we're all her valentines this year.Love you, Ashley XOXOXOXO
Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).https://videos.icum.to/w/guAaawMBFcbG6g5yHXJpSpThis originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.
Post your sign and vaccination status.>The Salt Lake County Health Department in Utah ranked the COVID-19 vaccination rates of the different star signs, and found that scorpions — despite having a stinger — don’t like to get pricked.https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/health-department-ranked-vaccination-rates-by-zodiac-sign-scorpios_n_61718d9be4b079111a547888
Happy New Year, Ash and Ashlings.
>>4326May an individual submit more than one entry over the year for the Cuckies?
Guess who just made her annual Christmas video. Also link to 2 songs she just made. Damn, she's like Ash, she doesn't age.https://youtube.com/watch?v=wO2hesJd7k4 [Embed]
I can make her straight real quick
hi its izos , alo
Enjoy the custom .css, I tried my best to make it usable while still having character for the season. If any of you don't like it, you're a baby bitch.BUTT WAIT. There's MORE.I made a GTK3 theme for Linux. Please, for the love of god, somebody humor me and install the theme. The theme has:Blue Christmas GTK3 themeRed folder icons3 Christmas cursorsBlue Christmas terminal appearanceWallpaperAnimated Christmas tree click-and-drag desktop widgetLook and install the theme: https://icum.to/making-gtk-theme-linux/I managed to make a click-and-drag Christmas tree desktop widget. Bring a little Christmas cheer to your desktop if you use Linux. Hope things work as intended. Feedback is welcome.https://icum.to/how-to-make-animated-desktop-widget-for-linux/My homepage is also Christmas themed. Again, only baby bitches don't like festive .css and html, which adds soul and life to the internet. You aren't a lil baby bitch, are you?https://icum.to
It’s snow time everyone!
Does anyone else think the female character (played by Léa Seydoux) in the new Death Stranding 2 trailer looks a bit like Ashley? like if she had that hairstyle? They both kind of have similar eyes, cheekbones and jawline as well
ITT post sexy criminals
The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.
Howdy, Pilgrims!It's that time of year again. The comfiest of comfy holidays. Let us break bread, forgive each other for our transgressions, and be thankful for what we have.What are your plans for turkey day? What are you cooking/eating? What are you thankful for this year?I will start with the obvious: I'm thankful that Ashy came back.
Alright Ashley, enough's enough! You've had your fun but I have to get to work tomorrow. So where'd you hide my penis.