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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY
>>14532 (OP) 
had a great time at the cytube premiere, the video was bizarre, funny, and mildly erotic. thanks for making my halloween night fun
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>>14532 (OP) 
great video Ashley!
and thanks for putting in a character all of us can relate to (picrelated),
Rewatching it now, I missed a few lil jokes during the premier, like the fucking subtitle joke!
No one does what you do!
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>>14536
i forgot to upload the pic

I really am willy
>>14536
>thanks for putting in a character all of us can relate to
for me, it's chester
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>>14532 (OP) 
Thanks for a fun night, Ash, nobody does it better.
Had fun hanging out with you social outcasts also.
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>>14532 (OP) 
You built it and I came. You continue to blow me outta my cum socks time and time again, bravo!!1 99 YA's outta 10
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>>14532 (OP) 
The production value just keeps ramping up

Loved (to death) all the little details like the subtitles going retarded, using facefilters to recite all the characters but Willy, overlaying special kid noises over your mumbling ass misspellings, black bus drivers... Plenty of "eye/ear candy" going on in this vid

Speaking of details, fancy looking tattoo Chester is sporting... Feels like it's part of a bigger picture... I think i am starting to put the pizzas, ahem, the pieces together now
 




>>13917 
I previously wrote this post relating partially to the matter, now send your then-therapist this new video, then make a video about her reaction (i expect the madthad cameo we discussed, obviously)





That said, it's insane to me how well this (supposedly) human being channels her retardedness into these uuuh, things? It almost makes a 180 towards """""""very special genius"""""""" territory

Assuming she is one, this probably really is the funniest wooman on earth (fr ongod, no sussysauce)

I wasn't there for the premiere, as it was around 4AM here in shItaly, but hanging around in the chat with you niggers later on was fun, i'm gonna go apply what i learned and fuck a dusty floor now, take care

Sincerely, SVNTV (aka santa_klaus_schwab on the cytube)



PS

here, i fixed you goddamned intro audio, which for fuckall reason is almost completely panned to the right (i assume you recorded it from your laptop mic, i have seen this behaviour on other laptops before)
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>>14532 (OP) 
great vid ash
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>>14544
>Loved (to death) all the little details
I just noticed this little detail today.
The airplane mode icon and the time...

CAPTCHA: u9fedy
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>>14546
Illuminati confirmed
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>>14548
a real lutinami wouldn't have missed the opportunity to make the battery percentage 33%
>>14538
>tfw you will never cuddle willy in a motel 6
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>>14538
why dis lil retard look like a wood elf from Morrowind.
anyone else see the resemblance?
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>>14561
nude mod for willy in morrowind when?
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>>14561
my fellow n'wah's...
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bros I love morrowind

https://openmw.org/
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Good video Ashley, now we need a Willy flag for the Roleplay Thread frfr no cap.
>>14565
the kid's name being william shatner was p funny ngl

I want a bandit flag
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>>14545
I hate to be that fag that massreplies, but I must say thank you . These Cytube get togethers are always fun. Usually when I'm chatting with strangers online I have to tip them 10 coins in MyFreeCams currency. But with you guys? All I have to do is listen to shitty 90's grunge, but that's a low price to pay.

>>14565
I hope all the 'tards that don't understand RP will use Willy as their flag.
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>>14565
2023 Ashley Jones really hit the wall, guys. I downie-vote this post.
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>>14565
Im gonna use that photo and set this WAV file for my ringtone for Ashley's phone number in my contacts list on my phone.
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>>14572
ok well that .wav format didnt work but this .ogg file did
>>14572
>Ashley's phone number
I don't know about you guys, but I've been calling 725-CUM-FART and leaving her answering machine messages where I breathe heavily and masturbate. If she answers I just hang up instantly though.
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>>14570

Dayum. I would have liked to be there but due to an emergency I could not make it. Hopefully you will make another meeting soon.
Have a good day.
>>14577
Hopefully you'll get that garden gnome out of your rectum soon anon.  thots and prayers bb
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>>14579
>ashley when she sees the garden gnome pop out

captcha avokjr *black woman voice* AVOK JUNIOR, HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP LEAVIN YO' BIKE IN THE YART
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>>14577
why his shirt look like that tho
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>>14587

He's sweating his fatness. Where I live is super hot and it's not even summer yet.
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>Ashley releases a video showing off her beautiful smooth white skin with a teasing amount of exposed shoulder and a hint black lace on the eve of No Nut November
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>>14604
I noticed that too, what a fucking whore.
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>>14605
its Halloween, what else are they supposed to dress like?

My sister dressed up like a whore everyday, but on Halloween when I was a kid, I remember all the guys saying to her whenever she answered the door to hand out candy they would say" "Hey babe, Ive got a treat for you, just reach into my bag and grab it" and they would gesture opening their pants and she would laugh and i would cry and she would tell me to stop being a lil bitch and i would respond stop being a big slut and she would hit me and i would squeal and she would grab me by the neck and tell me to shutup so mum and dad wouldnt hear so i would run and hide in my room and wouldnt get any candy except from my uncle Chester who would frequently stay over but his candy always tasted odd and made me sleepy real fast and i would wake up with a sore bum the next morning but i assume that was from candy since its not healthy for you to eat

anyways halloween is still fun though
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>>14616
>its Halloween, what else are they supposed to dress like?
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>>14619
this whore has her FEET showing. pumpkins dont wear HIGH HEELS!
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When a livestream ash? Just like in the old days.
>>14619
finna smash dat blumpkin
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>literally me when i feel some hot lava coming down my poop pipe and i dont want to risk trying to hold it in so i try and discretely get up from the dinner table and make my way as fast as possible before i rain down hell on the insides of the nearest toilet bowl
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>>14687
>literally me
>posts chester
>a pedophile
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>>14604
Even Chester looks cute in this video, I'd let him examine my prostate ;^)
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>>14538
Finally I too can understand what it means to be represented in the media, now I will get a job, go to vote and vaccinate myself at the first opportunity.
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>>14710
Yeah, being autistic myself, that scene was almost like my own personal Chester cameo. Pity I dont have a cool name like Willy
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>>14565
Im going to buy a pair of these socks and put them on my hands and RP that Willy is giving me a footjob
>>14565
>ywn be this sigma
why even try
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r8 my new gf
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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>>14532 (OP) 
When I watched this video "Woman Doesn't Realize Her Tinder Date Is A Killer" (3m15s):
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sLTuIr7MRdw?t=195
it reminds me of Ashley's video:
https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY?start=8m21s
>>15702
Jeje ta bien
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