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Let's make this clear. This is NOT a gay thread at all. I need videos of men jacking off or cumming to pictures of me, I know at least 2 exist and I can't find them. This is for a future video I'm working on at the moment. If you for some reason don't have those videos saved, you are welcum to cumtribute your own.

Do not post them in this thread. Post them on the old gay tranny board, that way I can get what I want without messing up this board with gay shit. Visit the old board at your own risk, while you wont get any viruses from this board, you might get the HIV virus from the old board.
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no
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>>1094
No, I masturbate exclusively to uncut unvaxxed cocks that are attached to my husband. I need this for important work I'm doing. Now whip your dicks out and get stroking, do you want to be featured in a video or not?

You might not be able to get your dick in Ashley, but you can get your dick in an Ashley video.
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>>1095
you masturbate to his dickpics? what's wrong with him? does he not have the stamina he used to?
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>>1097
I masturbate his dick with my vagina (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥
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>>1098
sou desu ne
>>1093
I know it's really you because of your tattoo.
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>>1093
I LOVE YOU ASHLEY, but I can't just post my dick on the internet. I have a wife and kids. Anyways good luck with that video!
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>>1095
>You might not be able to get your dick in Ashley
Is that a dare?
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>>1101
Your kids don't know what your dick looks like, do they? Plus your wife probably can't pick out your penis in a line up. C'mon, this is a once in a life time deal and you're going to throw it away because of some kids and a wife?
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>>1103
You throw your husband away then.
>>1102
My husband made me install one of those pussy traps so any unwelcomed company will get hurt. One night when he was raping me I forgot to take it out and he had to go to the hospital.
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>ashley can't assume control of the old board
>fast forward a few weeks
>the old board is only used for posting dicks and trannies
badass tbh
>>1103
True, but ash the jews stole my foreskin at birth. Would you still want me to make the video?
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>>1107
Yeah, that's fine. Well, not that your parents mutilated you as a child, sorry about that. But I won't be masturbating to your cum tribute, as I've said, I actually really need this for a project I'm working on. By the way, hit me up if you want a copy of my foreskin restoration book. Not 1 person has requested it yet and I think you guys could use it.
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>>1105
Your husband makes you do things? You don't just do them for him because you love him? He sounds like a weak dick faggot. If you won't open the gates, then I'm coming in the backdoor.
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>>1108
Okay... well any photo you want me to uh you know, jerk it too?
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This is actually a thing. I don't see this working as intended. I see this really pissing off your rapist and him beating you to death until he gets free. It reminds me of that Roman execution where you are sewn into a bag with wild animals and tossed into a river.
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>>1108
My parents didn't mutilate me. I fell off the monkey bars as a child.
>>1109
The only thing my husband makes me do is make me cum
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>>1111
I thought this was one of those old ashleys at first lmao
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>>1110
Uh, I guess you could use this?
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>>1113
I'm sure your husband makes you cum so hard in your marital bed pushed up against the wall in the corner of your bedroom. I think I know your husband. Is his name Magic Wand?
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>>1115
Please sir, I want some more?"

Post your hairy arm.
>>1116
Less talk talk more cum cum, bitch.
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>>1118
Here you go. I found your cum tribute for you. Not me by the way.
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>>1115
ok that was pretty funny
>>1119
Thank you, slave. You've saved me about 30 minutes. Did you have them saved or did you have to go hunt for it? Either way, much appreciated. I really am putting this is in a video and it's by far the best thing I've ever done, it's gonna blow your brains out. Don't expect to see it for a while, but you'll think back to this moment and know that you've cumtributed.

>>1110
Where is MY cum? I'm waiting.
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>>1121
You're welcum. No, I'm not a faggot. I remember threads. Git gud. What would you even do without me? Have to rely on Pivot. That's what.

I was going to message your email, but since you never respond, I'll ask you here to embarrass you. What's the deal with Odysee? Did you forget to upload your last video or were you not going to for some reason?
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>>1121
>Where is MY cum? I'm waiting.
Sorry Ash, but I had a nut clarity moment and decided to not post it. I'M VERY SORRY! I STILL LOVE YOU ASH! Just can't live blissfully with my cock being on the internet. I can't wait for the next video, keep up the good work! :)
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Maybe Ash should message dickanon on the other board?
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>>1122
These days I have a hard time thinking of anything that would embarrass me, and forgetting to upload on Odysee is not one of them. I just got lazy and didn't upload on Odysee or update my website yet. I prefer Bitchute because Odysee has some weird practices I dislike, but I know most people are not interested in an autistic dissection of video sharing websites. I'm not sure if I can upload some of my future videos to Odysee, might be too much for their TOS. I have a lot of brief nudity (not of me) in my videos and I'd have to look into if they allow that or not. Also I make jokes that I'm pretty sure would result in my videos being taken down on there, so it's not my priority to upload there, your best bet is to always check out videos.icum.to, everything goes there, and I will post there at least a day early before other video sharing platforms.

>>1123
Wait, so you did cum tribute it and are not posting it? This is ashley cum tribute lost media. Please post it, nobody will be able to identify you through your penis.
Do you know how many dicks are on the internet? Millions, maybe even billions. Unless you have a super identifiable neon green dick, you should just post it. I assume your wife and kids don't browse this board, and even if they did, they still wouldn't be able to tell that it's your dick. C'mon, please?
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>>1125
He said he wouldn't "waste" his load on me. Can you believe that shit? The dude wastes his genetic dead end load on trannies 5 times a day and somehow I'm not worthy. Not that I necessarily am seeking to be jacked off to, but that is uncalled for.
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>>1115
sorry ash I just jacked off before checking your board but I'll see what I can do for ya later
>>1129
babycakes I have jacked off to you a ton if it makes you feel any better
>>1126
>These days I have a hard time thinking of anything that would embarrass me
So you're saying I have a chance.
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>>1126
Good point Ash, but the video has been deleted... gone forever... DELETED. I apologize. I guess I'm used to being "Anonymous" without a face...(or cock) to match it to me. Please don't take any disrespect. I MEAN I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOUR AMAZING VIDEOS! AGAIN I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME.. and my cock. ;-;
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this thread is the gift that keeps on giving. I'm so happy ash is back
>>1133
https://vocaroo.com/12eYbPJDQ0E3
Think about the opportunity you guys are missing out on. Ashley is back, not only is she back but she's on the board. Even better, she's engaging on the board! And it doesn't end there, she's begging for YOUR cum! What are we doing boyos? Stop slacking and get to jacking!
>>1135
youre so autistic ash youre so autistic
>>1135
What they drinking Ashley?
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>>1135
DAMN IT ASH! THAT WAS LOUD, BUT THANKFULLY MY FAMILY IS ASLEEP. And maybe I will coom to you later or after a good slumber(I need to regenerate!). But please don't let me slow you down on creating your next magnum opus. I believe in you and I know you will release a classic Ashley Jones video, with or without my cock. Also, great website! I was reading some of it during work and you have great takes on technology. Anyways, good night to you and the other anons in here! :)
Replies: >>1142
Why can't Ashley just get her husband to cum for her? He must have a small peepee.
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>>1139
That's alright dad, I know you have a worthy load since you've created a few children. Glad that you're enjoying the written content; if you agree with my views on technology then you're likely smarter than you average consumer. I'll let you off the hook tonight, you can try again tomorrow.

This project is going to take me a while, so when you're up for it, fire away.
>>1140
He's tired right now from doing a cum tribute on my cervix earlier today.
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you cannot have my cum evil succubus
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>>1144
What's stopping you?
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>>1145
Jesus is
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>>1148
forget about jesus for a few minutes lol we all gotta beat off sometime. ashley i would cum tribute you but i dont have any saran wrap
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>>1149
forget about saran wrap for a few minutes
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>>1150
hey at least my concern is real
>>1143
I'd make a small penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky.
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was this the other one?
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>>1093
eight years i've been saving up my dick cheese, and now she asks for cum.
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>I won't do onlyfans but jerk off to me and give me money
best ashley. best timeline. papa johns.
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>>1177
thankfully our democracies have a backbone consisting of reliable and predictable foreign voters to do the votes we don't want to do
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>>1162
Ashley here. Thats a hilarious joke which I totally understand and respect. I'm laughing out loud, or as you might say, "LOLLING".

>>1178
I'm not sure what you mean, anon. What does voting do with cum tributes?
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>>1179
Just so you all know, I wasn't trying to sound mean in >>1179. People often think I'm mean when I don't mean to sound mean. Your joke was funny but how do I convey that without sounding rude? Anyways. Cum tributes. Where's the new content, boyos?
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This entire thread is a fag from the other board trying to see dicks. Die faggot.
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>>1179
oh no, i'm schizophrenic. anyway, let me just dump this here without making a joke
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>>1181
let's not start this again, I'm guessing you missed this >>1135 (unless you think that's an impersonator in which case I can't help you further)
>>1182
Did she get pregnant?
>>1182
meant to spoiler, sorry. i guess i clicked the wrong checkbox
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>>1186
Endchan is wonky because you have to check both boxes to spoiler it i think
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>>1180
Ashley, why did you delete your post? I wasted my time attempting to respond to it. Are you telling me you're not mean? Then who was the bad bitch that called me her slave last night?
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>>1188
I have no idea what you're talking about, but please continue with what you were going to say. I'm interested. Also, I feel as if my cum demands turned more into cum begging last night, and I am not so low as to beg for cum. I demand cum.
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ITT ashley asks for cum, later has actual autistic episode
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>>1190

i don't know who's demanding my jizz now. ashley or the impersonator.
>>1190
I knew I wasn't imagining shit again. I already took my meds this morning. Ashley there is nothing wrong with you. I do the same thing all the time. Sometimes when the board is dead. I'll make too many posts as a cry for attention.
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>>1192
Oh so you're lonely and want attention, huh? Maybe you should fill the bowl for me.
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think i messed up
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>>1194
How did he not even flinch?
>>1190
oh man what did I miss.
Ash you're fine, don't worry too much about it. I'm sorry I called you toxic and venomous and stuff that one time, I was pissed and already in a bad mood cause of this class from hell I was in. I understand now that real life happened and you're not an innocent kid anymore.

I will say though, being upset about seeing a guy jacking off onto a picture of you is how a normal person should react. if it doesn't bother you anymore it's probably because you became numb to it.
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Ashley here. I am holding your cocks hostage. I will only upload a new video once I get my cum tribute.

I was just about to upload, and then I thought, "Naw. These guys won't make content for me, so no content for them." Which one of you is gonna take one for the team and fill the bowl?
>>1198
I also want to go on the record and state that I am in complete support of ash and about 60 percent of the community here as well. If I said anything that was snark I didn't intend to sound offensive
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>>1201
I got ya chief
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>>1189
I was going to say that you're beautiful and I don't understand why these homos don't want to blow loads all over your pretty little face. I can't wait to cum all over your face in front of your husband.
>>1193
Nah, that's below me. I'm gonna fill your hole instead.

My original post was about Jews being so greedy and using our financial institutions to steal from us. Have you heard about the banks unethically shorting stocks for years? It's all a scheme run by Jews at the top and now they are abandoning their positions within the company and fleeing because they expect bad shit to happen soon in the stock market and don't want to be lynched for it. They've stolen trillions and are only fined millions by federal regulators. People like Gilbert Gottfried should not be allowed to run corporations. Just watch how greedy he is. Every kike I've ever met irl is this same way.
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>>1198
So you were upset over your incompetence and decided to take your rage out on a defenseless little girl? You're a total Chad. I agree with your sentiment. I think that if Ashley gets to have cum tributes made of her when she was 15, then everyone else here should get cum tributes of them when they were 15. Why should she have all the fun?
>>1201
Pivot said he'll do it if no one else will volunteer. His German ancestry makes him willing to sacrifice himself for the Fatherland. Cum and soil.
>>1202
Who are the 40%?
>>1203
That's not cum. That's Vaseline for my monkey butt. I just had Domino's again and Ashley is helping me out in the bathroom.
Stop the stupid fucking namefag shit and stay on topic for once you drama queens
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>>1207
I'll stop when Ashley gets the cum
>>1207
If you're jealous of Pivot, maybe you should cum in the bowl.
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Everyone claims to be soooooo in love with ash but won’t post an anonymous vid of them paddlin it to her. Fine. Anyone who posts a cumtrib vid with a crypto address I will send 50 bucks to. If it will make her upload then it’s worth it
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>>1211
Oo $50. I can order a grub that I love from grubhub.
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>>1214
If this post is indicative of your sense of humor I can guarantee that this >>1211 anon is probably one of the only people in recent memory who has offered you both a meal and an orgasm
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PUT THE CUM IN THE BOWL YOU COWARDS
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>>1216
sorry toots I can do a lot of things but I can't do that

on camera
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whoa, don't spill any now!
>>1215
I'll have you know my mom bought me dinner tonight and later on, I'll be taking a shower. I'm not ashamed of my celibacy. Maybe I like playing with your penis envy. Maybe I want you to beg for my cum. I'm not wasting my cum on a cum tribute. I'm saving it for our mistakes into miracles.

Ngl, last date I went on was in 2019. She paid for everything.
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>>1225
heh
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>>1211
50 dollars you say? You convinced me, anon. Here's my Monero address
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>>1228
>crackerjack toy wedding ring
>begging online for money
>clearly extremely horny due to unmet needs
Wow you could have had anyone you wanted. Alright I’ll do what your “husband” should be able to easily take care of. Let me finish cooking dinner and I’ll covert my real crypto into your sex trafficking comet ping pong erc20 coin. We better be getting weekly content.
>>1227
heh, I watch Food Wishes.
>>1228
sent 0.49990 xmr
Sad no one has actually supported our queen. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>1234
We're all watching Pivot's stream.
>>1234
Nice get. That's just enough Monero to pay for her indian virtual assistant for two more whole months
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>>1228
>>1236
Tell that faggot to check her emails.
Not completely sure that is even a real email address on the site. I sent her a gift card a while back and didn't even get a heh back
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>>1240

hm i wonder why
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>>1234
that's all?
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>>1241
I was going to send her a Panda Express gift card I earned if she responded. I couldn't get her a Papa Murphy's or Little Caesars because they weren't available. Why can't Ashley just use the BusyKid card like my mom does with me?
Ashley, let me knock you up and I'll send you money every month.
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>>1245
That offer only lasts 18 years though
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Any cum tributes? Its getting late
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>>1246
We can do it as many times as you need. You can sell my unvaxxed sperm.
>>1255 see >>1228
Don't see why you can't use this
>>1243
Ok hotshot why couldn't you do this before?
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>>1257
because you weren't here to dab on
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>>1257
just fyi this post >>1258 wasn't me. (I'm >>1243). I was just busting your balls. I sent it to her because of what >>1234 said, whether he actually sent ash any monero or not it would be kinda fucked if not one person sent her anything. I have a nice bag of BTC (managed not to kms this year, pray for me) and a handful of alts. I just found out ashley came back about a week ago so I guess that was my motivation for getting around to it? 1 xmr isn't that much in the grand scheme and ash has definitely earned it. I sent her an email not expecting a reply but I'm sure she'll read this post... Thanks for the entertainment dillweed. keep being you.
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>>1262
She's going to get her gibs but if we gave her the cum, would we have gotten the nice cum tribute she made for us?
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>>1263
this sounds dangerously like you're saying we could get more content out of ashley by holding out on her
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>>1264
shes not doing new vids until one of us releases our seed onto a screen >>1201
realistically is anyone here willing to do that? i dont think i can
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this is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>1265
>>1201
Although I deem the Ash extremely worthy of her request I have the fear, real or imagined, that expelling my precious bodily fluids would leave me vulnerable to the extreme left wing socialists and LGBQ horde who conspire to sap and impurify all of my said bodily fluids Please forgive me, Ash, for not catering to your request but I'm sure you understand.
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Ashley here. I don't think you guys understand how serious I am about this. I really need some cum tributes for a video I'm working on.

My rule stands. No cum tribute, no new video. Once I get a cum tribute, I will release a new video within 2 hours.
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>>1270
I'm as surprised as you are that nobody has done it yet. I can't do it because I have a really big penis and if they see it the other guys might have trouble ever feeling like real men again.
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>>1270 see  >>1228 >>1156 >>1119
Also you have enough money to run the website for months now.
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>>1272
2 of those are old and the other one someone faked the cum and I don't count that as a real cum tribby.
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I sure am enjoying this timeline. Never thought we'd all be in a Mexican standoff with Ashley over cum tributes. Just handover the cum and we all get to go home to our cum socks tonight.

>>1270
I'm honest with you Ashley. I know you want to see this fat cock that will be filling you soon. I'd do it for you but there are a lot of anon who would jump at the opportunity to get some dirt on me like that since I've fucked with so many of them. Some anon here are invovled with other online communities I'm in. I've been doxxed several times now which is why I don't care about my doxx either but I really don't need anon sending my family and friends a video of me jacking it to an underage girl. I understand how powerful intuition is and I know people would recognize me even if I denied it but I would love to come on your face and talk dirty to you. It's not you, it's me.
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>>1274
>underage girl
You're supposed to jack off to an of age picture. In case you forgot, I am now 23 even though I look about 15 and weigh only 8lbs more than when I was 15, I'm basically as close as you can get to jailbait while being legal, so I can understand your mix up.

Your family and friends would only see a man who is enjoying himself and making a female online very happy. Two consenting adults, what's so wrong about that? Plus, just wear a glove or something to cover your hand. Nobody will guess it's you if you wear a long sleeve shirt and a glove. Lay your monitor, tablet, phone, what have you, on a bed and cover the bed with a blanket or shirt you have not sent in a photograph before. Of course you probably wouldn't want to follow these instructions to a T now, because everyone would know it's you now. On the other hand, someone else could follow these instructions and then frame you. On second thought, you could just go ahead and do it, then claim you're being framed. Unless your family has seen your dick recently, how are they even going to know it's you?

GIVE ME MY CUM OR NO NEW VIDEO EVER. Not trying to sound mean.
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Guys. I know whats going on. She hates cum tributes and its disturbed her for years. Shes doing reverse psychology on us and its working. By "begging" for cum tributes none of us will do it because its funny to watch all this shit go down. Shes smarter than we give her credit for.
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Anon with the wife and kids here, what the hell is going on? Has nobody did the unholy deed yet? The fags on the old board would've done it by now and more. Okay Ash, how about if nobody does it by tomorrow afternoon, then I will do it. I will fill your bowl with my cum and you can use it in your next masterpiece video.
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>>1277
I think this one might be up to you, dad. Thank you, I'm really counting on you. I think you might be the only one to step up to the saran wrapped plate. I'm pretty disappointed in the turnout for my cum tribute request. If bonby chonkers or nekofull had asked for this, I'm pretty sure their audience would have done it much faster. Hell, they're doing it even without them asking for it. Lucky.

I'm so dry. So very very dry. Moisturize me. I may not make it past tomorrow afternoon. Hurry, dad. Tomorrow afternoon.

[soiler]i'm starting to look like eugenia pooney[/soiler]
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>>1275
Yeah, that's right. Beg for my cock, bitch. You really think people will know you're 23? You don't look 23 at all. I was banned on 4chan for posting your pic years ago because I trusted you when you said you were 18. No, my family hasn't seen my cock. We're not into naturism but I could be because I'm not wearing anything right now. Are you really not trying to sound mean? I can't tell but it's turning me on. Yell at me some more, mommy.

Also, show this to Derrick. https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3VoEyaqMoc [Embed]

>>1276
>Shes smarter than we give her credit for.
I told you all she's smart months ago. You should have listened. I'd totally cheat off her test and ask her to tutor me after school. I still can't believe she didn't have any friends in high school. Maybe Colorado needs another Columbine. 28 school shootings is just not enough apparently.

>>1277
About damn time. This is all your fault, you know. Quit running away from your responsibilities. You're a father and husband now.
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I would do it but as the photo shows, my loads are too small.
How does she get hers so big and thick?
Is it because I have a micro penis? :(
Small penis = small loads?
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>>1280
Your load looks fine, if you want thicker loads you can try this con-cock-tion. It's all natural and will result in super thick impressive loads.
https://thunders.place/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

Penis size has nothing to do with load size. If anything, you might have a slightly bigger load because it has less distance to travel down your short shaft. No need to be ashamed of your load and/or penis size. I'll include this photo in the big project with your permission. Still need the dads cum tribute though, even if someone else does a cum tribute I still want his video'd cum tribute.

If anyone else looks at the spoilered image, you must self report as having violated Rule 1, which will result in a temporary ban.
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>>1280
Looks real. Why didn't you record this? We could be over and done with this degeneracy. I think no one has done it yet because we all assumed someone else would. I know I have a ton of cum stored up at this point.
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>>1282
Why are you storing your cum? Is there going to be a cum shortage?
I just haven't jerked off in a week or so. Haven't seen anything that piqued my interests. I have to get horny first
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>>1284
Here you go, this one always does it for me.
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ok this got my pringles can pumpin ty
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>>1287
Oh man, funny you mention that. Stay tuned for the next few weeks.
>>1281
I see you have a few tricks up your cocksleeve. I do as well. When you've been a wizard as long as I have, you learn a few tricks but do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks. I don't get my thrills from turning tricks. Anyway, I did that. It works. I'm not going to share my arcane knowledge with these cumbrains.

Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks.
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>>1281
I'm sorry ash, I looked. I knew what it was going to be but I looked anyway. I swear I'm not gay, I just have a curious mind
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Even if I wanted to I couldn't, I lost the key to my cock cage. Is there a locksmith in the house?
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>>1294
I got some bobby pins, I'll get that sucker off for you real quick. Let me come on you bro, I mean... Let me come over bro, I'll help you out. If the bobby pins don't work out then I can just use my teeth to take it off. The spit might help it lube up and you cum easier. Shit I mean, help it come off easier.
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>>1286
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>>1275
See Ashley, anon just knows too much about me. I posted the cum tribute in another server and someone made this for me.
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>>1278
>nekofull
LMAO
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>>1298
I never found her attractive. I didn't get what the big deal was about her? I did enjoy fucking with her and her orbiters though. She's cringe but she's not as bad as that other one Pavlov responders get wet over, Belle Delphine. I dislike her with a passion. I don't know what it is, but she just disgusts me. She tries to be gross for her attention whoring but she really doesn't even have to try. I'm glad Ashley is back so I can be good now.
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>>1299
>I did enjoy fucking with her and her orbiters though.
Is this just like your thing? Not that I'm in opposition to it. Give us some war stories please.
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>>1300
Here's a war story of mine.
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/predator-star-carl-weathers-confused-ugandas-joseph-kony-flna421186
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Nice, very impressive. Can't compare to that but our pol meinkraft server did get featured in some Aussie tabloid back in the day.
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>>1303
my girlfriend got 2 million views on world star in 2014
>world star
eh so 1.2 million views then
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>>1303
ah, that takes me back to when we made the swastika trend on google
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Was up all night waiting for my cum tribute and watching my old Kentucky Derby tapes. Stop horsing around and get this done. Daddy-chan, it's tomorrow afternoon right now and my bowl is still very empty.
>>1312
New poster just dropped for Weekend at Mr. Eds
>>1312
wtf Did you photoshop bruises on your face? If I have to take matters into my own hands and do this myself I'm going to be pissed. How am I supporting ash more than the people who actually stuck around on the tranny board and the even gayer discord? I would email a cum tribune in exchange for the uncensored copy of this pic for sure.
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other girls: subscribe to my onlyfans!
ashley: give me cum tributes and little caesars gift cards
what a time to be alive
>>1314
No thats just what women look without makeup, especially after 12 hours of riding horsey dong
Really? Wow very heroin chic. The juxtaposition with your personality makes it kinda hot. With the flash it looks like a real crime scene photo. If you get a haircut please keep those sidefloops in front of your ears. They cute.

Well if no one comes through I'll email you. I'm guessing you don't care what the picture is as long as it's recent.
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>>1317
the only crime committed was not shaving those pits
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>>1318
here's some cheap healing tool magic for you
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>>1318
The mark of a true hermit girl. She probably has hairy legs too. Likely hasn't left the house in weeks.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
>>1319
can you heal her dignity with that tool?
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>>1312
Fake, this is actually how she looks now. She needs that moisturizing ASAP before its too late!
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>>1324
How I feel every time I see your namefag LOGO. It's bad enough being a namefag but god damn.
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I'm starting to think Ashley actually ended up becoming a concubine of some rich businessman.  she lives alone in his house watching adult swim and browsing kiwifarms all day while he's out of state on business trips.  he sleeps with her whenever he happens to be in Denver and doesn't end up at a hotel doing cocaine and strippers with his colleagues, but otherwise is off at one of his other houses with one of his other 20 year old "wives".  that's why she's so desperately horny.  sad.
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>>1326
Is that how you talk to somebody who served our country?
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>>1327
If she would have just admitted wanting to see guys cum to her because she gets off on it I would have done it right away. You're right though about the big horny energy. She is prime breeding age and her dogs are a-barkin overtime.
>>1327
Nailed it perfectly. Seriously, it's pretty close to that scenario. Most of his other girlfriends are pretty nice, though. Nice looking naked if you catch my drift. He's never allowed me in one of his three to foursomes. I just have to sit in the corner, he usually makes me film since I'm "good with cameras".

One flaw in your theory. Kiwifarms is gay (though I do support their right to free speech). I admit, I do sometimes visit the Nikocado thread in search of his nudes.
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>>1330
well I'm glad he tells you about his other girlfriends at least. maybe you could promise to start shaving your armpits if he pays for your server and video props.
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>>1331
If I'm not going to shave for you guys, what makes you think I'd shave for him? I actually like you guys. Last time I saw my husband was in March when he flew me to Dubai. And the whole time I was there, all he ever wanted to do was show me his dumb car collection and finger my asshole in the hotel. Do you know how confusing that is? You guys want to have sex with me. All this guy wants to do is finger my asshole. I don't know if it's a religious thing, but for some reason he only ever uses his left hand. Long story short, his wedding ring got lost in the sauce (my asshole) and he fed me curry until we could find it again.
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>>1332
oh he's arabian? that's even better. will you stop posting slutty pictures of yourself if I threaten to show them to him and get him to honor kill you?
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>>1333
Oh go ahead, he's not like those other guys. When he's here in the states all he does is eat pork and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. Granted, I've only seen him 2 times since our first date earlier this year. The only thing I've seen him kill is the shrimp buffet and my asshole with his finger. With all his oil money, you'd think he'd be able to oil up my asshole before he slips it in. No can do I guess.
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Is the dad going to cum tribute tonight?
I think he wussed out. Someone is going to have to grow a pair and eternally disgrace themselves in front of their ancestors and dead relatives watching from the hereafter. I'm guessing that someone is me most likely.
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>>1312
these straight to DVD Hangover sequels are something else...
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>>1326
If something like that bothers you and that's something for you to complain about shit, you must lead a pretty empty life. You're pathetic.
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>>1334
don't underestimate me. who the hell do you think I am? getting sandniggers to commit violence is one of the easiest tasks this world has to offer. I'll invoke Allah and ask him how many virgins he plans on getting in the next life. and if that doesn't work I'll invoke his father who presumably works in a higher position in the same company. if their chief or whatever they have finds out about this their reputation with their peers will be in jeopardy. you're fucking dead kiddo.
>>1338
Thank you for your service, king.
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Dad anon here, I guess I will be making the cum tribute because no one else is doing it. I will likely release it tomorrow because I need to find a screen to use to project Ashley's adorable face on that will soon be covered by my cum. The reason why I can't do it now is because I am at brothers house and I have enough dignity to not jerk off while I'm here. Also I somewhat forgot about doing this, I was a bit drunk last night, and never had accessed to my desktop computer this whole day. 

I PROMISE I WILL MAKE AND UPLOAD A CUM TRIBUTE TO ASHLEY JONES ON OCTOBER 11TH 2022. Sorry for keeping Ash and the other anons waiting for so long, I'm a busy man what can I say?

In case some cunt does a sabotage of my coom tribute, just know that I will be using a thinkpad x220 tablet as the screen. I don't have some iPad or regular tablet, just an old laptop that I use from time to time.

I will upload it here, but I will make sure to spoiler it so nobody has to glance over my cock when reading through this thread. ALSO ONLY ASHLEY MAY SEE IT, THE REST OF YOU FUCKS NEED NOT VIEW THE CONTENT. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A MAJOR FAGGOT.


Anyways, that is all I got. See you all tomorrow for the epic climax of this thread.
>>1338
Agreed. I enjoy your posts Seabee
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>>1342
the hero we deserve. I'll be waiting for your post, anon. (But I won't look because that'd be gay and I'd get banned)
>>1342
I really hope you're doing what I think you're doing
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>>1342
DON'T PUSSY OUT THIS TIME ANON
>>1345
wdym?
>>1338
If you can call what ash does "over the line" but can't take someone poking fun at your autism I'm not sure why you are here instead of the tranny board with your friends >>1341 >>1343

>>1342
This is someone you should be thanking for their service. I will do one too so you're not alone, fren.
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>>1312
>tfw no Ashley gf to pass out on a hotel bed with after sharing a bottle of wine
Damn Ashley, I'll get you all the pizza gift cards you need, just give me a piece.

>>1317
If I found Ashley strung out in a public restroom. I'd take her home with me.



>>1318
You're so gay. I'd throw my arm over her and press my face into that hairy pit then sleep like a baby. Have you ever smelled a cute girl? It's intoxicating. I don't know? Maybe I'm just straight.

>>1319
You ruined it. You should be sent to jail for vandalizing a work of art.

>>1320
A man can dream, can't he? Maybe if we're lucky she'll post her hairy arms.
>>1328
You're right.

Thank you for your service Shebee.
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>>1337
I still haven't seen any of these movies.
>>1348
the "over the line" thing is an ancient picture that has been memed around since forever. Sounds like you're the autistic one here for not being able to recognize that seabee was making a joke I agree that namefagging is gay but seabee is the least atrocious offender on this board
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>>1342
ITS HAPPENING. I thought we were going to be in a cum drought for months. You're truly a savior.

If you can, could you use the bowl picture? I understand if it's hard to cum to that picture, seeing as I'm wearing a full hoodie and have a disgusted face. In which case, use any picture that gets the job done. Please for the love of god do not forget this time. Once you have completed your mission and I have climaxed, I will upload a new video afterwards and also include your hog in the masterpiece video which will be released in about a month or so. All you other guys take notes, the dad knows how to get things done. This is history.
>>1348
If enough guys cum tribute ash we could have a virtual bukkake
>>1352
Who is the most atrocious offender on the board? I hope I win.
>>1352
Just forget it. Anytime an insecure namefag from the tranny board gets poked fun at they all sperg out and derail the thread. Let's just stay on topic. Go to one of the two or three threads that's turned into them just talking about themselves to chat about it.
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>>1348
You're not too bright if you can't recognize satire, something the Ash was doing in 2014-2015 and still does. You're a newby still pissing stateside water, get a life.
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Thanks to the guys that posted kind words for me. Hopefully we can get back to talking about the Ash.
>>1342
Based anon not only cums on ashley but also does it on a thinkpad
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>>1359
probably looks something like this, what a chad
Ashley, I have the perfect plan for you to get back at your mother. We can give her some grandbabies. An attractive middleaged woman's worst fear is being called grandma. She won't even see it coming.
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>>1361
she's a pretty average middle aged woman and I'm pretty sure every parent of adult children wants grandkids
>>1361
I though ash couldnt have kids with her boycock and all...
>>1356
I think they're all just upset that I'm the main character in this power fantasy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krqp2tEhas0 [Embed]
bumping to keep this important thread visible
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>>1312
busted three times to this, didn't film it. i cannot sanction your buffoonery.
Bump. So excited. Today is the day.
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>>1406
Oh my God, are you going to come out here? I'm so excited for you right now.
DAD ANON HERE! OKAY ASH, HERE IT IS. MY CUM TRIBUTE FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY!

Took me a couple attempts(had some failed bloopers) and my hog is definitely experiencing some rash burn from trying to jerk it to your face of pure disgust holding a bowl out, but I did what needed to be done. Now you can release your next video for all the anons to enjoy. My job here is done. Now if you excuse me, I have a family to take care of.
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>>1408
OH SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T SPOILER IT, HOLD ON
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>>1409
Okay it should have the spoiler now. If not then everyone pretend that it has a spoiler. REMINDER ONLY ASHLEY CAN LOOK. FAGS GTFO.
>>1410
I'm not clicking that.

Did he fill the bowl?
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>>1410
THE MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID IT (I ASSUME BECAUSE I DIDN'T LOOK). WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND.
>>1411
YES (PROBABLY)

GIVE US OUR VIDEO ASH!!
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>>1408
>>1410
HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, YOU ACTUALLY "CAME" THROUGH, DAD ANON. You've made history today. I can't believe this, I am filled with a huge amount of joy. I want to give you a brief review. First of all, it sounds like you've probably busted a few nuts onto my face, so your load was very impressive, especially considering you may have already nutted previously. Second, that aim was spot on. No wonder you've succeeded in life and created a few kids, that sperm knows right where to go. And how can I forget about the thinkpad? Truly, this is the best cum tribute I think I will ever receive in my life. Now I can finally beat off, I mean, I meant to say I can finally release a new video. Wow, thank you dad anon. Give me a little while everyone, I am working on some website updates at the moment and will be getting that along with a new video up within the next 2-3 hours. Not that any of you limp dicks deserve it except for dad anon. Honestly one of the best days for me at least within the past week or two. Thank you daddy. Go take care of your family, because you've certainly taken care of me.
>>1410
By the way dad, you rawdogged that thinkpad. You didn't use any protection, which is great because condoms are a scam. I'm so happy.
>>1412
You all have to watch it to watch her new video though? Either way, you're fucked. Ashley is going to turn you all into faggots with her sissy hypno.
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>>1415
why are you obsessed with sissy hypno? arent you the one that is an actual faggot?
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lets not ruin this glorious day with the namefag personality bullshit. today is a day of celebration
>>1416
I'm not a faggot. I'm a bundle of joy and Ashley is my mommmy. I need Ashley to make a sissy hypno video so one of you faggots will kill the Malaysian Prime Minister.
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now its time for everyone to make one in solidarity with dadanon
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new bread >>1425
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>>1423

I'm so fucking depressed because I tried last night. God help me, I really tried. I don't have a table so I had to saran my laptop. Then I couldn't stay hard. Then my cat tried to jump in the swivel chair I had the laptop in. I yelled at my cat and it got mad and puked in the next room. Also, I wanted to use a high end camera instead of a cell, but my battery is kaput. I gave up and went to bed blue-balled.

Relationship? I can't even successfully jack off on a picture.
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>>1466
this made my day
>>1466
This is incredibly sad that all attempts to give Ash a cum tribute end in disaster or failed attempts. Maybe this was the universe's way of telling you to save your nut and try again, that way you have a bigger load. Why not try again?
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>>1469
maybe it's the universe's way of telling Ash to stop asking for cum tributes
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>>1478
You're telling me that if you had a pool of women who sexually admired you, you wouldn't ask for videos of them masturbating to you? She's only doing what anyone else would do. Now post more cum tributes or else she won't post a video again.
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>>1479
I have plenty of women who sexually admire me and I would never ask them for squirt tributes, put porn in my videos, post lewd pictures of myself, or talk in 3rd person.
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>>1482
I meant someone besides your mother
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>>1466
I feel for you Anon but not literally. You can cure your problem by eating leafy greens, oranges, coffee, dark chocolate and all types of nuts. If that doesn't work you can join a monastery.

And stop yelling at your cat.
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>>1490
He probably had trouble staying hard because of all the pressure. Its harder to tribute than it sounds. I tried one but I got nervous knowing Ashley would see it
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OK Ashley I decided to throw my hat into the ring, by which I mean I threw my cum onto your face. How many cum tributes do you have now?
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>>1479
If I had a pool of Ashleys, we'd be playing Sharks and Minnows. I'd be the minnow. They would be the sharks.
>>1482
I like how you said sexually admire you and not sexually desire you. I understand what you mean. I would never ask for something I couldn't have either. It's conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. I'm sure you're both of those things.
>>1496
Why are you jacking it to Elon Musk, anon?
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>>1496
Whoa, what the fuck? That's Grace from Facade. I made a r34 edit of her when I was 13. For all you faggots saying that I've changed, I'm not pure, this that and the other. I made this when I was 13 years old. I've always been like this.

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/862417
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>>1494
Yea, pressure and anxiety are real buzz kills for erections. Happens to the best of us.
>>1500

ah, shit nigga this takes me back.
>>1500
I always knew you were a deviant. It's like no one here has ever actually talked to a girl and I mean like actually talked to them. The way they want to be talked to. How do they expect girls to open up and share their fantasies with them? Tell them about your feedee fetish and fap sessions to Nikocado Avocado. Isn't he gay? Sounds like you need a real man mukbang to masturbate to. I'm round around the edges. I need your advice. Should I walk to Subway to eat fresh like Jared or just do the delivery dance while ordering from Grubhub? Which would you prefer?
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>>1500
good, i hate change unless it's money
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Tell me about your mother, Derrick. 

Does she know about the tickle game with Uncle Steve?
why the fuck is it so dead here?
>>1527
ppl have a fetish for buildings???

>oh god, look how big and erect that building is.... omg... are those triple glazed tinted windows on it?!?! uuunnnghhhh ahhhhhh
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ok Ash you win, here you go
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>>1634
Hellmann's, bring out the best. The official mayonnaise of cum tributes.
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>>1647
you can name food brands based on the container shape off the top of your head? that is unusual but extremely impressive
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>>1648
My third eye is stronk but I love me some soybean oil sauce on sandwiches, man. Hellmann's has the only bottle like that I know of. I prefer Hellmann's on some things and Duke's on others. Gotta have both.
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>>1589
reminds me of the sentient buildings theory from /x/
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>>1653
That reminds me of this.
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>>1654
oh shit that's a good one. here's a rabbit hole for you.
>>1527
I'm still surprised no one has mentioned how close MLP and nazis are to one another.
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>>1527
now we're talking
>>1527
Where do cum tribute, feeding, and open source software fetishes rank?
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>>1658
You're one of a kind.
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Pete Buttigieg, US Secretary of Transportation, said that US highways are racist. If highways are racist then it isn't a stretch to theorize that highways are sentient also. The roads just lay there acting unassuming as we use them to eventually at the end of our journey wind up where but at the location of but another sentient form, a building. See how roads enslave us, we build them, we rebuild them, we maintain them we repair them and all the while they are just pulling us further and further into the rabbit hole that wishes to enslave us. Truth is certainly stranger than fiction.
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Good work on the board for Halloween, Ash. The ghost cursor was a cool thought.
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>>1660
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>>1663
You also forgot to mention that he's as useless as a piece of shit
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if I cumtribute one of your tiktoks does that count as tranny sympathizing?
>>1663
this is my favorite picture in this thread
>>1663
We already had one, by the name of Barrack Hussain Obama. We don't need another one, got his cock sucked by Larry Sanclair, whom gave the president of the United States a blowjob in the back of a limo, Obama enjoyed gay sex.
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>>1672
Why are all these rich and powerful men secretly homos? I thought once you are rich and powerful, you marry a queen and get some concubines to pleasure you both? Maybe I'm just a normie now?
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>>1672
Didn't they whack that guy? And even if the story isn't true (I believe it is) Barry was still a fag. You really think Michael Obama is a woman? Come on now.

>>1674
Same here. If I was rich and powerful I know exactly what I'd do.
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There will be a new very funny video released Friday if 1 (ONE) of the following conditions is met:
1. Make 5 actual high quality Halloween themed banners that are creative
2. A cum tribute
3. You get me 100 subscribers on Bitchute

I'm drunk off my power from last week, so I want to make you do something before I release a video. If this fails to be fulfilled then there will be no new video this week.
>>1677
I just did a cum tribute yesterday you crazed nympho

...but fine I guess I can do one or two banners
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>>1678
>I just did a cum tribute yesterday
you mean when you literally copied ashley's joke video?
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>>1677
hey is this the real ashley jones from the internet? if so let me ask you one thing. what is the greatest gift anyone has ever given you, and it would be the poorest of shows if you say some silly nothing.
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>>1681
My grandpa gave me herpes
>>1682
Is that why you dislike Mexicans?
>>1682
My sister gave me oral
>>1682
My body gave me diabetes
>>1682
My dad gave my mom an abortion
>>1682
my granddaughter posted on the internet about the time I gave her herpies
>>1682
I never learned how to read
>>1664
Yeah, I prefer my politicians to be full of shit. They get things done.
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>>1677
Maybe you should be buying us pizza instead. This is starting to feel like when that guy comes to your school and hosts an assembly trying to trick you into selling shit for him door to door for paltry trinkets.
>>1677
Admit you get off on the cum tributes and I’ll send you one a week
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>>1634
is that an electric cooktop oven?
*drools*
I too would cum in less than 15 seconds
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damn why'd you nuke your tiktok?
>>1695
Damn she cute. Wonder if she actually bought a lil'packer for this. Guessing she deleted it out of her hatred for social media.
>>1677
Got the cum tribute done and I'm working on the banners. Will post shortly
>>1695
Doing the LORDS work, anon. I see the account was deleted but the videos are still there for me.

Ashley, why did you delete it? Are you embarrassed? You don't have to be.
>>1695
C'mon, you know that they banned the account. Do you see the bulge? Some tranny was probably jealous and reported the account. By the way, why were you looking up tranny hashtags? Explain yourself
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Bring back your Tiktok account Ashley. I like that you're weird. It's sexy as Hell. No one is going to think less of you. We're all secretly depraved weirdos. I knew you were hiding something. I always knew you liked girls.
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>>1699
It was banned
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>>1695
Now we know what the squirting dildo was for. Do you have anymore saved anon?
>>1700
Do you have anymore of the video saved? Care to share? Why would they ban faggots being faggots?
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holy fugg my peepee hard
>>1702
They ban trannies all the time. It was probably for the bulge. They ban women wearing bikinis all the time. Just the Chineses' way of trying to clean up American culture
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>>1704
So was this the surprise that was going to get the boys a-barkin'?

I found this. Looks like jealous trannies banned her. https://www.tiktok.com/@jermatism/video/7155672842162474283?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 [Embed]
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>i might be absolutely wrong but this account is DRIPPING with suspicious activity. faking being assigned the opposite gender at birth is very real and very weird??? 

>it's been banned. she seemed sincere on the one video I saw but I couldn't see anything else :/

>she sat down and then said she slammed on her balls and began crying profusely, I've met dramatic ppl, but she did seem to be lying

>yeah I did catch the whole video, could be gender disphoria but she made some really interesting descriptions...

>they are trans however they are in extreme conspiracy theorist. anti-covid, media control, reptilians and such

lmao
>>1705
How dare that bitch fakeclaim. If Ashlily says she's trans then she is trans.
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>>1707
This was such a good idea. You should try it again and be even more subtle. Maybe even make a crying video begging them to please don't bully. I'm telling you that you could go to Sam's Club on discord and fuck with a lot of them because they already think you're a cute trap named Vandread. Also, I made you some OC.
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>>1680
shut the fuck up that was the most original video ever imagined

>>1695
SHIT I missed it
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>>1705
>>1708
not a bad idea, this will definitely reliably get you the attention of jealous trannies. though you might ask yourself if that's attention you want.
they might boomerang you into fame if /pol/ catches on like worldstar did 8 years ago, but they also might irl dox you and try to get you fired from your job etc. trannies literally think about nothing other than protecting their delusion every waking second of their lives, when they identify you as an enemy they'll spend every ounce of their energy trying to fuck with you.
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>>1710
I missed them too. I need to see them. Ashley just gave me blueballs. No one gives me blueballs.
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>>1720
>fired from your job
>not living the NEET life
git gud
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WARNING: Spoiler contains video of an adult male ejaculating on an inanimate object. You're welcome.

Also I tried to make a Halloween banner but I'm not very good at photoshop. To my credit, I did all this on the clock while working at home.
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Sorry, it was checked spoiler. Endchan continues to disappoint.
>>1732
Cum tribute quest success. You've successfully unlocked 1 future Ashley Jones video.

I watched the video while eating breakfast/my dinner/technically lunch (I stayed up all night last night working on a future video I'm about to go to bed in a bit). Needless to say, I was eating waffles and watching the cum tribute. I won't lie, I started kind of gagging watching your load while eating. In retrospect, that's more my fault than it is yours. I started thinking about this one god awful video I saw about a dude putting his cum into ice cube trays, then melting his cum cubes in his mouth. Foulest shit I've ever seen.

You should take your load to the next level. While voluminous, I did notice that the viscosity was a bit on the thinner side, much like my friend Jim Bob. I suggest reviewing the supplements I posted earlier in this thread.
https://thunders.place/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

This will thicken up your load very nicely. I expect you to go on this regiment for at least 14 days before uploading your next cum tribute. For those of you who are doing the math, this means that someone else will have to step up to the saran wrapped plate if you want another video after the one I release this Friday. Overall, your cumtribution is a worthy addition to my growing collection and will be featured in my masterpiece video.
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No wonder all the traps online are ugly if they are banning the cute ones.
>>1736
Do you still stay up a lot? You look really good for someone who doesn't get proper sleep. My sleep schedule is fucked too. I'm about to go to sleep and it's about to be 5pm. I've been up since Monday evening. No meth required.
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>>1736
OK I'll try it out. I'm assuming all these supplements are on amazon. I'd for sure do one every week if we got more pics (especially this crazy borderline onlyfans night gown >>1699) but if it's just me over and over it's going to make the compilation look repetitive on your video.

If /ashleyj/ was Fight Club then doing a cum tribute makes you a member of Project Mayhem. Join us.
Also can someone that is good at photoshop fix this banner for me? It's supposed to look like that scene from the shining.
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OK not sure this works as a banner but I like this better
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Dear Ashley, would you ever release your banned tiktok vids please?
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>>1759
look I even made a nice collage, bitches love collages!
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Why can't you all accept that she's not a little girl anymore? She's a 4'11" woman now.
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>>1760
>plaid miniskirt with thigh-highs
My god.

She likely doesn’t have the videos anymore. If she just made them in tiktok she probably didn’t save raw files. You apparently seem to so what’s the hold up?
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>>1760
the absolute balls on this bitch. she went into the lion's den to make fun of lions.
>>1766
I have everything. I didn't even touch a phone once to do all of this. Oh, you want to see the tiktoks? You'll see. You'll all see.
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Thank god. It would have been tough to sleep knowing they were lost.  Guess I better order those supplements now…
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>>1769
Halloween banner
>>1773
wow the thumbnail is really fucked up, so click on it to see what it actually looks like
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and a non halloween version of it
>>1769
Hah, would have been funny to read some of the comments before the page got nuked.
>>1773
This is the best image ever
>>1774
not your fault anon, endchan recently "optimized" gifs
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>>1774
lol this is great. Don't worry about the thumbnail that's just endchan
>>1770
Be careful to not accidentally give yourself a facial on those supplements. Happens to the best of us. And by us I mean me
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>>1760
I always wanted to see The Ash in a short plaid pleated skirt and long black stockings and now my wish has been granted, don't know if I can handle it.
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>>1783
Yeah I've had chubbers all morning looking at it. If I could pick any outfit for her to wear that would pretty much be it. On the less lewd end I really like the tradwife sundress too. I could imagine driving off on a day trip to some park or something with her in that and having a picnic and taking photos of nature all day. Real wholesome stuff.
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>>1769
>I didn't even touch a phone once to do all of this
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>>1789
you don't need the app to use tiktok genius
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>>1793
camera appears to be mobile dimensions. but I'm sure she used her samsung tablet with lineage os or something on it. and also she made that account with 7 proxies so tiktok couldn't collect her data or spy on her.
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>>1779
Changed stuff.
>>1796
may have to shift reload to get the new fixed version
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>>1796
Looking good, fren. Maybe if we can get a few more quality banners like this ash will reward us with an extra spooky treat. Like an extra spooky preview of that miniskirt video :)
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>>1796
My boyfriend is posting, be on your best behavior, guys! Did you delete the originals? They were 2 separate versions. The files themselves were fine, the thumbnail previews for some gifs are a little wonky.
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>>1796
While you're here I just wanted to reiterate that I had a bad relationship with Hotwheels and now I have a bad relationship with you. I didn't want things to go that way between us, and that's probably why you're coming into my threads and deleting my fan's artwork (just kidding). I am not dangerous.

Anyway, I'm sorry if I've publicly offended you or criticized your operational decisions here on Endchan. Though we may disagree on small matters, such as the general severity and spam threat level of posting 40-50 scat pictures over the course of several hours in a political campaign to cyber bully some neckbread into giving me MY board back, I do want you to know that I appreciate all you do and have received many hours of enjoyment as a result of your hard work.

As you may have noticed, this is the cum tribute general. If you would like to contribute (cumtribute) any on-topic content, I would of course deeply appreciate it and include it in my soon to be released masterpiece project. When was the last time you, you know, released a masterpiece yourself?

Love,
Ashley
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I think he wants to help out because our whopping 6 PPH has gained us some clout. That's very nice of him. Thank you, admin.
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>>1803
did you really just ask the owner of endchan for a cum tribute?
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>>1805
I'm sure he can bute with the best of em
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>>1804
Had to slow down animated thumbnails since the quickly flashing ones can be bothering to users. Now we tuned that the partial layers aren't rendered. The uploaded files when opened play as they should.

>Did you delete the originals?
Yes. Had to scrub from database before reupload because thumbnails don't change otherwise.

>>1803
I don't think endchan has an owner, or can be owned by anyone. Endchan isn't a company just a website put up to the internet. Anyone can register a domain, eg. I could register facebook.xyz, then point it to Facebook's IP, I won't own facebook. The servers were user contributions, or by those who wanted to help out. The occasional expenses are covered by user donations. We have a devop who does the technical stuff, but his work is voluntary essentially, I talk to people and delete crap on the same basis, just like other globals, the same stands for all those who help out occasionally with various stuff. And since Endchan is a platform, the content is provided by the users. So.
>have received many hours of enjoyment as a result of your hard work
We are glad.
>If you would like to contribute (cumtribute) any on-topic content,
Thanks for the opportunity, but I pass.
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And that was the last time anyone ever posted ever again...
>>1807
I understand what you mean; that Endchan is largely built by user contributions in regards to posts, backend functionalities, globys, donations, etc. I assumed that whoever is primarily in control of the infrastructure and decision making behind it is who I was referring to as "owner", in the end, it doesn't matter. My apologies to whichever Endchan globy I inconvenienced when I spammed shit that one day, and further apologies for my contribution in getting hotlinking disabled, even though on a technical scale, I didn't do anything wrong when supposedly some people's McAfee scanner from 2008 went off when linking to a .gif on archive.org.

By the way, I can still hotlink on the catalog page, you might want to break that functionality next. I don't type out "haha" or "lol" because that's gay, but I want to let you know that I was saying that humorously. One suggestion, add a note near where the user can upload custom CSS, that hotlinking is disabled. I could see a novice trying to customize a CSS file getting frustrated that images aren't working, not understanding what they're doing wrong, when they were actually doing things correctly, it's just that the functionality has been disabled.

I don't think anyone can own actually Endchan without having a direct hand in its backend development (such as accessing the server). Ownership allows you to do as you please with said object you own. While I could register Endchan.gay and redirect it to Endchan.org/.net/.gg, I wouldn't have any control over Endchan's servers, meaning I don't technically own it, I would simply be pointing to Endchan under my .gay domain, but cannot make any changes on Endchan since Endchan's servers are not in my control. In the end, whoever has access to it's servers seems to be best labeled owner(s). This is very autistic, sorry. I'm guessing by my negative past, I would never be allowed to be a globy. If I become a tranny, does that instantly allow me to be a globy? Just kidding, this isn't 4chan.

Have you seen any of my videos? Do you find any entertainment, good or bad, from them?
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>>1677
>missing banners
>only 47 subscribers
>it's Friday
Is there still time to complete the side quests? I was hoping to get an S rank.
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>>1705
He made his account private.
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>>1815
>he
It was a god damn femoid. They are like a moth to a flame with stirring up drama. I saved it all.
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>>1814
we got the cum tribbie >>1732 >>1736
That's atleast 1 video earned.


we got 4/5 banners yeah?


>>1732 banner 1

>>1739
>>1751
banner 2(?)

>>1773
>>1796
banner 3

>>>1763
banner 4

So if someone makes 1 more banner, then thats 2/3 unlocks.
The 63 more Bitchute subs are going to be tough to get
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>>1817
I can't believe they banned AshlilyJoness but not Penisremorse? His bulge is far more visible than Ashton's.
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>>1819
what in the actual FUCK is nate thinking? his girlfriend is a repulsive psychotic
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>>1820
She looks about 50 years old. Poor nate. He could do much better. Kind of regret reading about her knowledge of suction sex toys being used on penises and in the anus.
>>1819
He looks like he celebrates everyday as Halloween... ngl, Im kinda jelly
>>1819
>posting ash's dox/family shit
I know ash said she doesn't care about being doxxed in the past but this just seems off-putting to me. It's a window into your 9th level of hell loneliness and weird stalkerish obsession that would drive you to even look this shit up. I get this is normal for some of the people who came over from the tranny board but I think we should avoid publishing personal things that she doesn't express consent to first. Just sayin it kind of has Ed Gein shoe sniffer vibes and I was hoping we could go for more of a fun creative community kind of thing. A harmless suggestion, take it or leave it. Save the autistic screeching about how you think it's normal behavior. I don't care.
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>>1823
You have good intentions, but you're making a bigger deal out of this than what it is. There's an entire thread about his crazy girlfriend and her hot boyfriend on the old board. This is what comes with having a public Facebook. Anyone can look you up and discuss at will. Trying to control it will only bring more curiosity. How else am I supposed to keep up with my family?
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>>1823
guy. my guy. you don't have to worry about anyone looking at that tiktok account for more than 5-10 seconds before they start gouging out their own eyes. if anything ashley should be protecting us
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>>1825
>Save the autistic screeching about how you think it's normal behavior. I don't care.
Your reading comprehension needs improvement.
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>>1826
Fuck you, you little bitch. How about that? How about you go suck a nice big dick if you enjoy being such a faggot? Why not start with my dick you little bitch? Open up for this big black cock
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>>1823
I will come to your house and bite your fucking dog.
>>1824
>There's an entire thread about his crazy girlfriend and her hot boyfriend on the old board.
>How else am I supposed to keep up with my family?
>her hot boyfriend
>my family
wew
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>>1827
PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM SON
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Hand over all the mini Sun Maid Raisins boxes you have
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My contribution for the next? goal
I was tempted by the tiktoks, but I didn't want it to be gay
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We're really making some good progress here, frens. Keep it up!

>>1834
Welcome to the /ashleyj/plus club. Congrats
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>>1834
FUCK I watched it. God damn it I swear it was an accident but I'll accept my ban like a man. A straight man.
Hopefully this satiates ashley's desire for cum tributes and we won't have to go through this bullshit again next week. Good job anon. nice foreskin my man, glad the jews didn't get ya
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>we won't have to go through this bullshit again next week
I don't think this is going away. The website is named icum.to and I think she mentioned the cum tribute thing there before she ever made this thread. This is some kind of overarching thing she has planned so you might as well just get it out of the way and film one now. 3 people have already made one so it's not like you're getting put on the spot at this point.
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>>1834
Wow, you really were't fucking around with this. That's the most high quality cum tribute on the entire internet. I could almost smell your secretions with such a high quality camera. Always very nice to see an intact man, see how juicy that tip is? That's how G*d intended it. I could use your penis head as a mirror it's so juicy and reflective. Talk about a substantial load, an African child would crawl across the Saharan Desert just to have a gulp of that cum (for both the protein, moisturization, and hydration purposes). I suppose you've earned a future video credit with this cum tribute. (The new video for the previous CT will be out tonight.) I noticed that all of you guys are maniacs and do not use saran wrap on your monitors. Those of you who did not use saran wrap, please describe the experience and shame you almost certainly felt while cleaning up your orgasm.

Overall, impressive. Except, I identified as a trans male at the time of taking that picture, so you technically jacked off to a tranny and that's gay.
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>>1835
>>1836
lmao faggots
>>1839
Why, thank you! Yeah, I'm quity happy with both my camera and my foreskin.

> please describe the experience and shame you almost certainly felt while cleaning up your orgasm
It was surprisingly difficult to clean up, I still have a visible stain on my screen when it's turned off

>Except, I identified as a trans male at the time of taking that picture, so you technically jacked off to a tranny and that's gay.
damn
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>>1841
>I still have a visible stain on my screen when it's turned off
Nothing a tongue to the screen won't fix
>>1809
The chief problem was (is) the using threats to achieve goals, getting people to do things attitude. Yes, hard to trust after words and actions. Current status quo is fine by us.
Thank you for your feedback, we'll consider everything you wrote.
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>>1843
It wasn't a serious threat as I am not dangerous. It was a poor political "smear" campaign, as it not only did not achieve anything, but wasted globies' time as well as mine. I spent a collective few hours gathering those photos, only for them to make no impact other than negative. I have learned my lesson, and half of my IPs on my VPN are banned. As much pleasure as I gained from spamming scat pictures to try and get what I wanted, I will never do it again. No skin off my back that I'll never be a globy. You should never allow a woman into any position of power anyway.

But more importantly, have you ever watched one of my videos?
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>>1839
You're not going to trick me that easily. So you identified as a trans male when you took the photo of you with the bowl? I thought you were a trans girl? How does that work? How would your husband know which hole to use? I'm just gonna identify as your husband from now on. You can ban me if I use the wrong hole. Do you need me to sign a prenup? Why did you spell God that way? Since when did you convert to Judaism? Did you know that they make products that reduce keratinization? I keep my dick moisturized. It smells like coconut. What's your opinion on foreskin restoration? The community around it seems cringe but I've heard good things. Same with male enhancement.
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>>1845
>What's your opinion on foreskin restoration?

I think she wrote a book on it, you can get it from her website
>>1845
Is that the dynamic duo themselves in the background?!?! Meebit and Bandit?
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>>1847
Is that what those are? I thought those were demons.
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>>1851
holy shit get a load of the weather balloon behind that guy
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>>1845
ngl this doggo is pretty hung
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wish ashley would get out of the way so we could see the dogs
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>>1997
Why does Ashley have canoes as feet?
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>>1999
Appears to be wearing some kind of winter boot or something? I could tell. Cute tho
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>>1093
My cumtribution Ashley is so hot and cute ugh I love tomboys I'm coooooooming aaaaaaa
>>1093
I'm coooming 4 ashley
>>1093
I'll need four days and five stout men
But seriously I'm going to need a few days as the storehouse is currently empty
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>>2031
The choker and cute ear floops got me bros. Help.
Ash please release the tiktoks I'm retaining my semen until you do.
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>>2163
She can release them December 1st. It's No fap November time, babyboi. Who else is with me? Bonus points for no shave and abstaining from goyslop the entire month. That means no pumpkin pie unless it's homemade.
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>>2172
You couldn't spoiler this?
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>>2163
I've been of those ear floops (is that the correct term?) side burns? since 2014. Like Rod Stewart sang, she wears it well.
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Happy Halloween from Derrick and the South Park boys.
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>>2177
Karate Kid is my favorite Ash. I want to watch her go Chuck Norris on a young lady's clitoris. I want her to degrade me in front of my friends and family in her Sensei's dojo. I really liked her outfit and head scarf.
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>>2184
the bit about your wife leaving you and starts living in her sisters apartment with Donna at Riverside, and eating canned beans and watching jimmy fallon reruns always felt like a reference to something.
>>2184
>I want to watch her go Chuck Norris on a young lady's clitoris.
from the things she's said I think she wants this too. fills me up in the dick region real nice.
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Only now have I found out that Ashley is back and this is huh... wow.
Let's see george costanza's cum tribute.
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>>2268
welcum back. it would be kinda interesting to hear the thoughts of an anon that wasn't here to watch it all unfold. what do you think of it all? do you like her new vids? do you think she still looks 15?
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>>2269
>do you think she still looks 15?
That's at least half of the appeal right there.
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MAN, cum tributes are a lot harder than they look. You have to get enough light, you need a target screen that you can get flat, you have to hold your phone steady, and you have to aim all at the same time.

Ash it looks like I got most on the keyboard and on your arm instead of the bowl. Your gloves did nothing to protect you. I wish I had gotten a better angle and aim but this was not easy to pull off.

Warning: LOUD noise at 12 second mark. Sorry, Big A.
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>>2358
if anyone wants to photoshop her face in, that would be super
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>>2359
to clarify: for COMEDY reasons
>>2358
best I can do, as long as its STRICTLY for comedy reasons
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>>2473
hello?!?!
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>>2474
ok my .gif isnt uploading?
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>>2473
>>2474
>>2475

oh god oh god oh god am i retarded why isnt this working
welp im going to rope myself
goodbye
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>>2477
Since Anon kilt himself, can anyone else help?
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ok ok ok Im back from the dead (Im not Jesus) and my first moments of resurrection will be spent uploading 2 jpgeegs of poorly done photoshops
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>>2480
Nice.
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>>1228
even SHE cums more than I do.
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>>1243
I'm literally too retarded to do this shit. I couldn't figure out bitcoin either.
I'm just going to buy her food but even that will probably confuse me. So much easier if she'd just let me mail her my credit card like that nice Nigerian I correspond with
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>>1234
I WANT to but I barely know how to do PayPal let alone this crypto cyber spy shit.
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>>2555
If you live in America, you have zero excuse for not sending atleast a giftcard
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>>2558
Calm down Johnny Mnemonic, I'm no cyberhacker. I'm doing the best I can
>>2308
okay I finally looked at the other tributes and mine does not seem not good enough. Does the wiener need to be visible? Do you have enough footage from others you can use or should I give it another try. Please respond, it's a lot of work and I don't want to do it again if I don't need to ;_;
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>>2560
Just send whatever you have. I think she has enough now that she doesn’t really care to be picky. Dang ash out here making good people do degenerate stuff
>>2560
I'm going to assume that you imagined what the other tributes looked like, because if you actually looked at them, that would be gay and you're not gay, right?

The cum tribute saga has come to an end. The video they're going into is basically done. Thank you to all who participated, your orgasm will live on through my video for hundreds to see. I am no longer requesting or encouraging cum tributes, but I can't stop you from doing one. However, any future cum tributes will be pointless, as they will not go in another video and I do not find them sexually enticing. Though I can admit when a load size is impressive, it is merely an observation.

What have we all learned from this experience?
Load size, distance, density, viscosity, and color, vary from people who own a penis to people who own a penis (not only men own penises, so using the phrase "vary from man to man" is not socially acceptable.)
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>>2564
>any future cum tributes will be pointless
Well now. That's really a matter of opinion
>>2308
Sorry anon, I forgot to review your cum tribute. I assume this is you >>2560, and I feel bad that you are contemplating the fact that your cum tribute may not be up to spunk. While it did look like someone off screen was flinging tapioca onto a laptop screen, it is still a valid cum tribute, as the color and density of each drop is there. I would however suggest bulking your load up with the holy grail cum supplements, all natural stuff. https://thunders.place/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

I will say that I'm amazed you can climax with that Russian club music playing in the background. I cannot do this, as it is distracting and grounds you back to reality that in the moment you are masturbating, other things exist aside from the porn you are consuming at that moment. It's awful. What's worse is when there's a singer. You're partly beating off to their voice because your erection is saying that their voice is not distracting enough to kill your erection; meaning that if there's a male singer, you are partly a little gay to beat off while a man is singing. How can I confirm this? Well, if you had music playing and then fart noises and vomiting started playing, you (hopefully) would no longer have an erection. When a male voice is in music and you still beat off, you are essentially saying that getting sexual pleasure while listening to a man is not a complete turn off to you.

That got a bit off topic. Were you cumming into a condom that had a hole in it? Around 30 seconds we can see the tip of what I assume is your head, but it looks as if there's a condom on it. If so, why? In this case, the sexual act is taking place onto a screen, so there is no risk of sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy. Just curious as to your reasoning for making your penis look like a freshly stuffed sausage casing. I do not mean this mean, I just think that all penii in condoms look like sausage casing. Of course I have never seen a penis in a condom in real life; not because I'm a sweet innocent virgin, but because condoms are for fags and gay people. Only real men raw dog and spray the cervix of a girl with nary a thought for the morrow.

I will no longer review future cum tributes. You all had your chance. Congratulations to those of you who were man enough to fulfill my bowel. I mean bowl.
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>>2566
Thank you Miss Ashley, I will begin my sunflower lechithin regiment immediately.
Your observations about masturbating to male music is astute and one I wholeheartedly agree with. I must however listen to music of some kind while pulling my pork as my penis usually uses the opportunity to engage in small talk.
In this case I was listening to the lewd grooves of one of the world's foremost female DJ's, "Nastia". https://youtube.com/watch?v=1vGAz_iJxEI [Embed]

Otherwise I'd only beat my meat to the songstress known as Grimes.

I wish I could say I was wearing a condom but no, it really looks like a Bratwurst with varicose veins ;_;

I can feel the lechithin kicking in now, as my sack is already twice its usual size. Thank you again.
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>>2564
>The cum tribute saga has come to an end
Luckily the cheapskate in me kept me from pulling the trigger on this order. I thought you were going to keep holding videos hostage in exchange for tribute. (still holding hope for those tiktok vids btw)
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>>2566
There will be at least one more cum tribute. So you're not a virgin anymore? How was your first time? Did you really let him spray your cervix? Lucky dog. You're supposed to be giving him a bone, not the other way around. You know, a lot of guys are ashamed to be virgins but I've found that girls find it cute and that it's not really an issue because they've all had to teach their bfs on how to please them regardless of how much sexual experience they may have had in the past. Girls seem more open to just having casual flings than guys are. I don't really try to hook up because I noticed that they tend to not talk to the guy anymore afterward. It's a fine line to walk to stay friends with a female. It is true that they have higher body counts. One of my friends wanted to teach me a few things one evening after we went out but I passed. I knew she was seeing other guys on tinder and sleeping with them and I'd honestly like to avoid having herpes on my lip if at all possible. I don't know if she had anything but she probably don't know either. She's bi and wanted me to be in an open relationship with her because she liked a girl I liked and she knew that girl was bi-curious and also liked me. They hooked up one evening but her dipshit bf surprised them and lost his shit when he caught her cheating on him. He broke her finger in an altercation afterward and would hide outside her parents home waiting for her to leave. I don't understand all these guys getting mad when they catch their girl going at it with another girl? I thought men were supposed to like hot lesbian action? He came into work one day to talk to her and saw me talking to her and he never bothered her again, I was told. I didn't even say anything to him or know who he was. I'd post her pic but it can be traced with pimeyes. She's really cute like you, just has a boring personality though. She also posts content on the internet, if you know what I mean.
>>2575
Don't get the zinc. Just eat oysters. You can buy smoked oysters in the can. That pygeum might be bullshit, get a quality supplement that will be expensive for best results. Be careful with pygeum. It will give you a leaky dick and you will be leaking precum all day for weeks. Happened to me.
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I hope she finds a place to include my cum in the big video, but I'll understand if she doesn't. It'd be nice. I mean, you can't have everything in life, but I admit I'll be a bit bummed if I don't see it.
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>>2869
i kinda regret not doing one. mine would've been unique, but i also don't know how i feel about exposing myself, even anonymously.
You blew it. Ashley asked for your cum. Opportunity of a life time.  
-You'll never be in an ashley video
-You'll never have had ashley look at your cum and tell you what she thinks about your cum
Now you're a broken man on a Halifax pier. It's over.
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>>2873
goddamn them all, I was told we'd shoot our seed to american girl fire no cum, shed no tears
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so where are the videos?
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>>11775
sent ;)
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>>11775
The cum tributes? They're in this thread. Or if you're asking where Ashley used them, they were in the TikTok Tranny movie.

t. cum expert
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>>11779 
whatever happened to Camel Harris? all i ever hear about these days is Joe Biden this, Hunter Biden's Cock that
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I know the cum tribute saga is over, but I couldn't help myself.
Must have been all those tranny edits of Ashley.
Next time I'll make sure to edge for some distance too.
>>13635
Ooooh she kinda looks like me!!! I'm gonna use this!!!! Nice cock!!!!!!!
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>>13638
Ooh? tyty
I didn't know we had an Ashley look-alike on the board.
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>>13635
Wow, you must be practicing for Halloween night when you dress up as Peter Parker and shoot your web at the kids.

The cum tribute banner must've inspired this, and all I can wonder is why you decided to go through with this. Either way, it doesn't matter because I've saved this video. Getting tribbied (tributed) isn't an every day occurrence for most women, thus, this is definitely a compliment. I only wish you had kept the camera rolling so I could witness the cleanup crew. If you are in a hotel, you should've just left the tablet/monitor on the hotel bed and wait for the Mexicans to clean it up. I just hope they'd clean it up with some paper towels and not their mouth.
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>>13644
>Wow, you must be practicing for Halloween night when you dress up as Peter Parker and shoot your web at the kids.
Been ready to scare kids. Spider-Man is not that scary. You have to remember that Halloween is supposed to be a bit scary too.
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>>13635
>edge for some distance too

Yeah, it looked like your guys aren't getting frequent flyer miles.
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>>13644
Luckily for the kids Halloween isn't really celebrated here.

Mhm, subliminal banners.. Regularly browsing this board might have subconsciously triggered the idea, because there I was, scrolling through my hopelessly unorganized fapfolder with my dick in my hand searching for that right video or picture when I came across this one and I thought to myself, yes that's the one.
Just a couple of minutes stroking in I suddenly thought to myself, wait, why not make it a tribute. I wasn't even going to upload it but in the end I thought, why not.. 

I was at home for my fap so I did the cleanup myself, just some tissues and wet wipes, quite uneventful.  Imagine leaving that for a cleanup crew..
>>13647
Serious question. How do you fap to pictures? I can only fap to videos with sound. I need to know for when the apocalypse happens and I only have framed family photos (thank god for the frame).
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>>13648
try humming
>>13648
First I get a picture of a man
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>>13648
I use my dad's hand
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>>13647
>wet wipes
oh shit look at this classy ass nigga. what, is an old t-shirt not good enough for you?
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>>13648
While fapping to videos with sound is definitely faster, for me personally it doesn't make all that much difference. With pictures I just have to let my mind wander a bit and imagine a scenario in my head and switch back and forth to the picture and my imagination.
When I'm jerking off to a picture of a pretty face I'm imagining getting a blowjob and blowing a load on her face which for me is pretty much the same as watching a video of a blowjob, it usually just takes a bit longer but is often the better fap.

>>13653
Only when I cum on my screen, if I just uses tissues it leaves visible stains.
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>>13648
Go without the vids for a while, if you need them you'll have to no fap until you can use a picture or your imagination(kind of the same thing). Also your vegan and female so you might need to take supplements
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>>13656
am I really living in the timeline where "men" recommend "going no fap" to women on the internet?
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>>13657
It's the only way for her to increase her libido, I guess, she's female so she should be able to get off to romance novels and shit like that
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>>13648
So you're saying you don't fap to my pictures? ;_;

Is that why you asked for the vlog?
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>>13650
I bet you do. First, you would need to know what a man is.
>>13651
It's nice to have a handy dad that helps you do things, isn't it?
>>13658
Romance novels are gay. I would be ashamed if I ever read one. They're all about rape anyways. Because apparently that's all women really want to be - not housewives, not mothers, but raped. They want to be raped.

Except me. I strictly utilize vanilla lesbian porn. I know I'm a woman but it feels gay to be beating off and seeing a dude's penis or ass. I can't use something like that, it's nasty. It's not to say I need porno to get off. At the end of the day, an orgasm is the body's response to stimulation, and if you stimulate it enough you'll have that response. It's like when women have 'gasms when they're raped or having a baby, it's just a response that isn't completely tied to romance, setting, etc. So I could reach climax if enough stimulation was provided. I don't have low libido nor a porn addiction, but if I were going to beat off to something and had the choice, it's not going to be to a picture. I only did that when I was 6-10 years old and found Playboy magazines, those were times of pure necessity.

>>13659
You look like a fat lesbian so I can make it work.
>>13635
hey are you the dick thats in her tiktok tranny cumpilation and on derricks tv in the background in the derricks bday video?
youre cock, cum and technique look similar

>Next time I'll make sure to edge for some distance too.
Kegal exercises help with that as well
I found doing some beforehand helps but also, and this sounds corny af but i think it helps, I "hype myself" by thinking positive/encouraging thoughts about shooting a load right before I cum. Aiming for a spot too helps.



shooting can be an L sometimes though, like if Im standing at my desk and I shoot cum that instead of landing on my tissues, it shoots and hits the monitor. i quickly have to scramble to wipe if off before it dribbles down and into the gap between the screen and the monitor border/frame and so I cant enjoy the immediate post nut feeling. 
if I dont wipe it off in time, it gets stuck there and leaves bits of crusty cum residue that I cant get a cloth into to wipe it off and I get paranoid if someones in my room and they look at my monitor and see the crusty cum residue. 
I doubt anyone would mention anything to me about it though




Oh and also black monitors leave more visible cum stains on them too :(

>>13647
whoa wtf! that looks like my desk and for a second I thought I might have drunkenly posted a photo of my crusty cum tissues.

>>>>13648
PRO TIP: grab a bunch of photos and use Irfanview's slideshow feature. That way you dont know what image is gonna pop up next and it adds to the excitement

>>13654
>if I just uses tissues it leaves visible stains.
hmmm I need to get some. I dont like using the cling wrap on screen method and would rather do it directly onto the screen but as you said tissues still leave visible stains
>>13661
>Except me.
>6-10
You imply you don't want to be raped yet you were clearly molested as a child, something doesn't add up.
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>>13664
I thought being molested gave women an annoying child-like baby voice. I don't have that. If I was being molested, why did I have to resort to being off to Playboys like a loser virgin? I would just get the real thing. Except apparently I wasn't cute enough to get molested.
>>13665
>wasn't
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Ever wonder why it's called masturbation and not beating around the bush?
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>>13668
not really no
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I have this theory:

Ash keeps saying she was never molested, but clearly shes moley-material ya dig?
so... my theory is she WAS diddled but she keeps saying she was never as some sort of deep psychological coping mechanism to bury the memory of it.

my names Dr Pheel and thats my theory, see you all next tuesday 10pm, here on public access television. goodnight
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>>13671
My uncle had a theory too
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>>13648
>How do you fap to pictures?
Men are neurologically wired to be aroused through the cortex (visual) system. Cumming to pictures isn't ideal, but in a pinch it'll sufice. I pride myself on being able to cum to the bare minimum because if I was ever stranded on an island or something I could cum to two coconuts on the beach that kinda resembe boobs or a curvy rock shaped like a giant pussy. I will survive. Eventually I'll have crafted a make shift sex doll out of beach findings and have your picture I keep in my wallet as the head.
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>>13665
>I thought being molested gave women an annoying child-like baby voice.
I-i-is this actually a thing???
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>>13671
Funny, when I first made videos I was accused of being molested because of this video: https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=77al20W2u50

Basically, I was forced to go to a therapist to prove I wasn't mentally unstable because of my videos. Those are the times we're living in. Anyways, the therapist said I had been molested and was recreating what happened to me in that video. I said there is absolutely no way I had ever been molested. So then she shifts the goal posts, she says I was molested and since it was traumatic I had repressed memories and just couldn't remember it.

And this is how crazy women are created. Since I'm not easily swayed nor prone to victim-mentality, I just scoffed at this obvious bullshit. Who the hell RECREATES their molestation like that? There's what, hundreds of thousands of molestees out there? How many satirical recreations of the molestation do you see online? If they exist, send them my way. I want to laugh.

>>13677
Interesting. They say women are sexually stimulated by romance. I don't know how true that is. I'm a very non-romantic person, I am not sensual or romantic in any form. I also am stimulated solely by images, not romantic rape words written within a rape novel disguised as romance with Fabio on the cover. I'm starting to think I'm a man who is trapped in a woman's body. Is it gay I just painted my toe nails? Fuck. Should I go to homo camp with a bunch of other gay guys? UGH, it's gonna be so HARD going there. I hope they have shared showers so we can hold each other... accountable of our actions.

If I were to go two weeks without a nut, I'd say an image could suffice, but agreed that it wouldn't be ideal. You gotta clear the pipes somehow, and I'm talking ONLY about the front pipe. The back pipe gets cleared two times a day, typically right after eating. Anyways, it's not to say I couldn't utilize a picture or that I'm somehow desensitized. It's just not the first pick. I am however a little nervous at your ease of erotic stimuli. If you could somehow find a pair of legit coconuts attractive, would you find tranny tits attractive? Shall we start talking about trannies, guyz?

>>13678
I listen to a lot of old Lovelines and basically Dr. Drew can pick out which chicks have been molested due to their super child like voice. I found this, really interesting. https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2002/apr/30/20020430-042342-4180r/
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>>13661
>They want to be raped.
>Except me.
>You look like a fat lesbian so I can make it work.

You had me going for a moment until I read that last part. I almost cried.

>>13665
I beat off to Playboys too. My brother had his collection of them hidden in the seat of a valet butler chair in his closet. Then I found some unlabeled VHS tapes hidden among our movie collection. You are very molestable.
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>>13675
But hey, that's just a theory, a gay theory!
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>>13678
Yes it is, just listen to this 15 year molestation victim.

>>13680
Quit lying to yourself, Ashley. Not only were you molested on the playground. You were molested by the playground.
>>13680
>I also am stimulated solely by images, not romantic rape words written within a rape novel disguised as romance 
Sounds like you just have a short attention span, your romance novels are VNs
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>>13661
If you're watching porn you're addicted to it. If you getting pleasure from it it's leeching off of you.
>>13692
*your
But seriously, if you really cared about anything spiritual at all you wouldn't be watching porn, you're basically letting porn directors control your mind.
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>>13693
>get horny
>crank one out in 10 minutes or less
>get on with your life

There's a huge difference between occasionally using porn to masturbate and being an obsessive coomer, watching videos for hours to try to find "the perfect one," downloading/collecting porn, cataloging and organizing your collection, following porn stars on twitter, etc.

You nofap nerds are hilarious because you act like everyone is a degenerate like you, incapable of simply taking a few minutes to clear the pipes when necessary and letting that be it. For most people beating off doesn't devolve into a 3-hour-per-day edging addiction.
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>>13694
It's perfectly easy to "crank one out" without porn, and I've never searched for porn for any longer than 10 minutes. All I'm suggesting is self control, I've never been involved in any "no fap" communities.
>>13680
> she says I was molested and since it was traumatic I had repressed memories and just couldn't remember it.
This is absolutely insane. That therapist the-rapist kek really tried to put you under a spell. In middle school my ex spread the rumor that I hit her after I broke up with her. It was pretty shitty to see people give me the cold shoulder and give me dirty looks in the hallways so I kinda got a small taste of what it’s like to be a male falsely accused of something so damning. I think Sam Hyde had a rant vid on how an angry women can literally ruin men’s lives over false accusations like rape and it’s so true. The hard part is some men are that deviant and it’s not so easy to know what happens when no ones looking.

> I don't know how true that is. I'm a very non-romantic person, I am not sensual or romantic in any form.
> I'm starting to think I'm a man who is trapped in a woman's body. Is it gay I just painted my toe nails? Fuck.

Everyone is different. Like the Kybalion states universally things are energy on a spectrum. There’s masculine energy in women and feminine energy men that are straight and the mirror of that is also true. I don’t think it necessarily means you’re “trapped” in a man’s body, but you seem so keen on convincing yourself that’s the case. Just get a sex change already so I can be done with checking in on this board and interacting with these degenerates. Painted toe nails are hot to me, but I don’t have a foot fetish.

> I also am stimulated solely by images
Uhm… what? You’re flip flopping from earlier >>13648 Do you just want to be a male so badly you adopted my viewpoint? Now I’m just confused. My autism is kicking in isn’t it?

> If you could somehow find a pair of legit coconuts attractive, would you find tranny tits attractive? 
I failed to mention imagination and previous memories of sexual experience to call upon really helps bring those coconuts to come to life. When I was 11 I’d cum to my imagination and could still do so today so having a vivid imagination is key when sexualizing coconuts. If you showed me a series of pictures of just tits and in there was an indiscernible pair of tranny tits in the mix of said photos and I had zero knowledge of it being a male or female, my brain would register it as female tits because it’s hard wired to. Our male brains aren’t equipped with the hardware so to speak to discern male tranny tits since that’s never been a thing. It’s when I know it’s a male or I catch a glimpse of it’s penis that would kill my state of arousal. I’ve heard the reasoning behind finding trannys attractive, but it just doesn’t do it for me personally cuz I’m not a faggot. We live in an era where medical procedure allows us to indulge the general populations mental illness and sexual perversions for a high price tag and morals are no where to be found. This is unfortunately the reality. Perhaps this is all a psyop to normalize fuggly people so lizard people can more easily blend into society or feminize men so societal uproar is diminished.

>I listen to a lot of old Lovelines and basically Dr. Drew can pick out which chicks have been molested due to their super child like voice. I found this, really interesting. 
I dunno Ashley… the article mentioned…
>Sylvia Marotta, professor of counseling at George Washington University, warns that such vocal conditions don’t affect all who have suffered childhood trauma. Also, many people naturally develop voices with higher pitches than their peers. 
As well as...
>People with abusive histories often use childlike means as a coping mechanism, says Esther Giller, president and director of the Sidran Institute, a Towson, Md., nonprofit organization that helps those who have endured traumatic events.
“They basically go back to certain stages of childhood to cope with the world in a particular way,” Ms. Giller says. That, she adds, can be reflected in how a trauma survivor speaks, but it isn’t always the case.
“You can’t say if someone has a childlike voice you can infer there’s an abuse history by any means,” she cautions. 
I too thinks it’s fascinating seeing there’s a crossover of people online who display this behavior via anime garbage, coquette fashion, and submissive/dom age play, however don’t think it gives merit to concretely discern victims. Though it’s compelling in it’s logic of mental regression I don’t think it can be used as sure fire way to weed out rape victims. Not to say Dr. Drew wasn’t able to do just that, but just from a viewpoint of deduction it’s an unreliable tool.
>>13696
>That therapist [spoiler]the-rapist kek[/spoiler] really tried to put you under a spell.
You guys got it all wrong. Ashley raped the therapist.
>>13696
>Like the Kybalion states universally things are energy on a spectrum. There’s masculine energy in women and feminine energy men that are straight and the mirror of that is also true.

Are you sure that's what it meant by masculine and feminine?  iirc it seemed like those terms were meant in a more general sense, kind of how power cords have "masculine" and "feminine" ends, or how particles can be positive or negative, terms for opposing properties in nature. Either way that book is filled with a lot of swooping generalizations like that. Naturally speaking all of a male's actions would be masculine as his entire body(including his brain, therefore mind) comes from male DNA, and vice versa. Effeminate behavior in a male would be mimickry of female behavior if intentional, and merely similar but not exact, even if it was indistinguishable from a woman, and vice versa. If that behavior was unintentional, as in Ashley's case, her "masculine" behavior would be uncommon yet similar feminine behavior. In otherwords, Ashley Jones is simply an adorable tomboy and  you will never be a woman, you have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. 
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>>13680
>Interesting. They say women are sexually stimulated by romance. I don't know how true that is. I'm a very non-romantic person, I am not sensual or romantic in any form. I also am stimulated solely by images, not romantic rape words written within a rape novel disguised as romance with Fabio on the cover. I'm starting to think I'm a man who is trapped in a woman's body. Is it gay I just painted my toe nails? Fuck. Should I go to homo camp with a bunch of other gay guys? UGH, it's gonna be so HARD going there. I hope they have shared showers so we can hold each other... accountable of our actions.
You are just a lesbian, has nothing to do with being a tranny. >>13680
>Interesting. They say women are sexually stimulated by romance. I don't know how true that is. I'm a very non-romantic person, I am not sensual or romantic in any form. I also am stimulated solely by images, not romantic rape words written within a rape novel disguised as romance with Fabio on the cover. I'm starting to think I'm a man who is trapped in a woman's body. Is it gay I just painted my toe nails? Fuck. Should I go to homo camp with a bunch of other gay guys? UGH, it's gonna be so HARD going there. I hope they have shared showers so we can hold each other... accountable of our actions.
You are just a lesbian, Has nothing to do with being a tranny. They do this psyop a lot with homos. Yukio Mishima, for instance, dressed up as a girl when he was a child, and he definitely wasn't a tranny.
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>>13703
Hahaha, it double posted. Anyways. You get my point. WE NEED TO STOP TOMBOY GENOCIDE.
>>13696
>>13703
>You are just a lesbian, has nothing to do with being a tranny.
>I don’t think it necessarily means you’re “trapped” in a man’s body, but you seem so keen on convincing yourself that’s the case. 
Pretty sure that's just a joke. She made an hour long movie making fun of trannies and in her Q&A video said a lot of trannies are misguided. How can you not see an obvious joke? Obviously Ash doesn't think she's a dude, she's just a little guyish and makes fun of that.

>> I also am stimulated solely by images
>Uhm… what? You’re flip flopping from earlier
Imagery means more than images. By images she probably means imagery such as visuals. Not words or actions like romance. You're nitpicking for no reason or just retarded. This is good news for me because when I rape her I wont have to kiss her first.

>“They basically go back to certain stages of childhood to cope with the world in a particular way,” Ms. Giller says. That, she adds, can be reflected in how a trauma survivor speaks, but it isn’t always the case.
>“You can’t say if someone has a childlike voice you can infer there’s an abuse history by any means,” she cautions. 
Nobody was saying it's a surefire way to tell. It's just a strange phenomenon, like how boys are molested sometimes turn gay. It's not like every gay kid was molested, or that every kid who is molested turns gay. It's just a common enough occurrence to notice.
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What are you arguing?. I dont want to read everything.
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>>13706
>It's not like every gay kid was molested
I've been anally raped in the ass ritually since I was three years old and I am extremely homosexual I like to get fucked in my ass and eat ass and suck cock and fuck my cock up the asshole into the asshole everyday  esoterically of course 
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>>13708
Sorry mate.
I hope you can find peace and love or ehatever makes you happy and good…
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>>13709
Eating ass and slurping cock makes him feel happy and good :) I wish I could tongue down Tazs chocolate starfish.
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>>13707
>What are you arguing?
Tomboys, trannies, and anal
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>>13661
>I only did that when I was 6-10 years old and found Playboy magazines, those were times of pure necessity.
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>>13712
peak /ashleyj/
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Whoa metal! I like that band
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>>13692
>If you're watching porn you're addicted to it. If you getting pleasure from it it's leeching off of you.

umm... do I have a problem?
>>13716
WELCOME TO THE COOM ROOM
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>>13717
heh just kidding bros... my goon cave is still a work in progress. but its getting there!
>>13716
Nice bedroom tour Ashley!
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>>13701
>Are you sure that's what it meant by masculine and feminine?
Yes and I'm aware Kybalion's seventh Hermetic principle can be applied universally to anything, including gender itself which I was applying it to. "Gender is in everything; everything has its masculine and feminine principles; gender manifests on all planes." —The Kybalion
>>13706
>Pretty sure that's just a joke.
You're prolly right and I'm just too autistic to realize it was a joke.

>Nobody was saying it's a surefire way to tell. It's just a strange phenomenon
I know nobody was saying it's a surefire way to tell but often people find reason to interperate correlation to causation even when it's not the case so I was just trying to put emphasis that it's not a fool proof method to find my victims.
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>>13680
DISCLAIMER
Stretch your assholes, you're probably about to witness one of the biggest walls of text this most blessed/cursed board has ever experienced.

>How many satirical recreations of the molestation do you see online?
None, that i'm aware of. 

That said, i think replicating OR reformulating are possible ways the brain might react to trauma, it's a subconscious attempt at rationalizing something that has clearly been too painful to directly deal with in a logical way. 

Traumatic events can cause one to "get stuck" at the very moment the emotional scar was inflicted, causing it to become the center of one's mental focus (subconsciously most the time i believe, more on that later). 

In some cases the shock is unbearable to the point that the brain just can't compute it. Consequently, some people's minds seem to enter a fallimentary loop of trying to face/accept/somatize the issue. As the psychological knot remains untangled, stress builds up, eventually leading to what i think is the most common consequence: disassociation, aka casting the problem aside. (extreme cases could induce post traumatic amnesia, that's what your therapist might have been hinting at. Will expand on my personal beliefs on therapy later, maybe) 

Now here's where shit gets real. Casting the problem aside esentially means you are refusing to solve the matter in a practical/active/logical way, thus letting a deep unresolved psychological issue leave the left emisphere of your brain (the active/male aspect - deals with thinking, logic, rationality...), leaving it at the mercy of the right empishphere (the passive/female aspect - deals with creativity, intuition, sense of self, psychic/occult power, stores past memories...). Incidentally, the right emisphere is also the seat of the subconscious, that which evades the conscious. Despite this being the passive area of the mind that is open to suggestion, it also holds power beyond imagination. Hidden forces that "cannot be seen by the bare eye" are the most egregious ones (think of Time, Gravity, the Ayys... the SUBconscious... you get the idea). Many ancient pagan religions believed that willing upon, accessing and programming this section of our brain is the key to manifest our will into reality, magick essentially.

So, how does one access the right side of the brain? If you've seen Ashley's video on comedy, she sort of briefly touched upon this already. Remember how she talked about the state of boredom/sleepiness being one in which we're more susceptible to suggestion? This relates to brain activity. Let's talk brainwaves. (lil bit of a tangent, but it's interesting and topic related, also serves to give more context) 

Brainwaves are repetitive patterns of neural activity in the central nervous system. Just like musical notes, brainwaves can be measured by the parameter of "frequency" (measured in hertz, which is equal to the number of cycles per second). 
Brainwave frequency (BWf, for conveniency's sake) increases with alert/active/analytical/anxious mind states. Conversly, it decreases as we relax. 
BWf dictates how intensly a specific brain emisphere is active over the other. 
As BWf increases, left emisphere activity prevails over the right one.
As BWf decreases, right emisphere activity prevails over the left one.

Dividing BWf into specific bandwidths, there are four main types of brainwaves:

- Beta (*bayduuh in jesse lee peterson voice*): Beta waves operate at 14 cycles per second and up, this is the conscious state. Reasoning, logic and thinking are prevalent.

- Alpha: Alpha waves operate at lower frequency, 7-14 cycles per second. The alpha state is reached in meditation and sleep (a lighter alpha state can occour at times when we are relaxed/sleepy/bored, this is what Ash was referring to in her previously mentioned video). At this stage one is open to suggestion, the conscious logical mind is subdued. Hypnosis takes place on this level. When in the alpha state, we can program our own, as well as the minds of others.

- Theta: Theta waves operate at 4-7 cycles per second. The theta state is reched in deep meditation/self induced hypnosis. While psychic experiences can occour in the alpha state , it is said at this stage one is able to experience things such as astral travel, psychic communications, enlightment and other spiritual experiences. (this is probably the state Ambatukam reaches when he nuts. I am possibly shitting you not, i think i remember reading about an experiment done on BWf variations during masturbation. It was found that at the moment of climax the BWf decreased significantly, inducing a very brief trance-like state)

- Delta: Delta waves operate at 0-4 cycles per second. Coma, complete lack of consciousness. (US Highschool Student)


Back on my point now, bear with me.

Given what we discussed above, one can easily understand just how much potential influence the subconscious has over individuals. 

The subconscious is essentially fertile ground for pretty much everything that's thrown its way. If a bad seed (unresolved trauma, psychological issues and so on...) is allowed to seep in deeply, it will eventually germinate and start wreaking havoc. If that seed were to be something as fucked up as rape is, i honestly wouldn't be surprised to see absurd reactions/coping mechanisms as a consequence. Does a satirical recreation of the molestation sound like an absolutely far fetched reaction to rape? Of course, but still, it's a possibility. The ways of the mind know no bounds, god knows i've seen weirder shit on the iNtErWeBz

I mean think of ChrisChan, a story as fascinating as horrifing. The perfect example of what deep seated psychological issues could lead to when left untreated and no active/logical action or responsability is taken whatsoever. Among many other complications, his core issue was women (sounds familiar on this board huh). Countless letdowns piled up, stress levels escalated, disassociation skyrocketed (through projecting himself into his absurdly idealized "sonichu" world, always blaming his shortcomings on autism/external factors, indulging in delusion). Insanity eventually started creeping up on an already unstable psyche. Subsequently, he tried reaching his goal (a "boyfriend free" femoid) by becoming the goal himself (his transformation into Christine). As this solution clearly wasn't a viable and satisfactory one, stress buildup worsened. Completely seeped into his subconscious, the bad seed (indredibly so, of the pumpkin variety) had ripened, and Chris' mind started rotting. What followed was one last extreme attempt at dominating his core issue (females), by violating the very first female principle that we experience in life, the woman who concieves and gives birth to us. 

The dude ended up raping his senile mom because of a complex towards women

Does the "pocket full of love" explanation proposed by your therapist sound any more absurd than the above does? Up for debate 

That said, your therapist was full of shit, as most therapists are. She was probably trying to gaslight you into thinking you had an issue, so she could milk some shekels outta your teen tits. 

Therapy in itself is a crock of shit, never have i seen someone get out of therapy better off than they were before. Therapists always seem to do everything but give you the means to deal with problems yourself [give'em your shekelsssss 4 life oyyyyyy]. Moreover, they will most likely suggest seeing a psychiatrist as well, who is gonna hook you on some drugs that will essentially nuke your mental autonomy [give'em AND the pharma industry your shekels goyyyyyyy]. That said, psychology [as in the science that deals with mental processes and behavior] i revere, therapists/psychiatrists i abhor.

HOWEVER, just for fun here's a short (litterally two point) list of possible absurd yet logical ways to rationalize the "pocket full of love", were it actually a consequence of abuse. (feel free to add any points)

1) It was an attempt to avoid facing the trauma by projecting yourself onto the rapist, creating a fictitious scenario where you are not the victim. Furthermore potentially indicating a latent inclination to commit the very same crime in later stages of your development. (ever heard of rape victims eventually becoming rapists themselves later on? why deal with the problem, when you can become the problem? some people are just built like that, they find it easier to extend their suffering to others instead of confronting it)

2) It served the purpose of recreating the event in a point in time where the abuse had not happened yet. The video would then be a "safe space", sort of like a checkpoint where you still had your innocence intact, that you can come back to any time you want, simply by pressing "play"

But hey, that's just a theory, a rape theory


pardon any typos -> lenghty post, plus english is not my main language (plus Ashley has typos on her website herself, what a tard)


Dearly, SVNTV
>>13917
wtf I thought this was a shitpost board imma bust a no cap ong up in here rn frfr

>Casting the problem aside esentially means you are refusing to solve the matter in a practical/active/logical way, thus letting a deep unresolved psychological issue leave the left emisphere of your brain (the active/male aspect - deals with thinking, logic, rationality...), leaving it at the mercy of the right empishphere (the passive/female aspect - deals with creativity, intuition, sense of self, psychic/occult power, stores past memories...). Incidentally, the right emisphere is also the seat of the subconscious, that which evades the conscious. Despite this being the passive area of the mind that is open to suggestion, it also holds power beyond imagination. Hidden forces that "cannot be seen by the bare eye" are the most egregious ones (think of Time, Gravity, the Ayys... the SUBconscious... you get the idea). Many ancient pagan religions believed that willing upon, accessing and programming this section of our brain is the key to manifest our will into reality, magick essentially.

So trauma switches the brain to a more suggestible and "magick" state? That says a lot about the CIA and SRI's research into remote viewing and MKULTRA, traumatize victims to make them astral project or what have you, they recieve messages from the psychic entities, researchers take note, and the powers that be respond accordingly. Of course, in that suggestible state, the victim of this "spiritual" experience would be inclined to believe and obey any suggestions from that experience. For an example, have you seen the JLP interview with the Master Mason? In the interview the Mason describes an experience he believed to be a vision of God, iirc he saw what was like a pink, peaceful energy within the room, he believed that being was divine, and must have changed his life according to it, since to become a mason in the first place you must believe in a monotheistic God(Divine Architect), and so with blind faith he had become the servant of that psychic entity through his belief in it, directly or indirectly. He had immersed himself into a religion that in his heart was tied to that entity, and performed good works and rituals in the name of it. Perhaps even that entity had rewarded his blind obedience by "manifesting his will into reality"(in other words, answering his prayers) after all, how else would you ascend to such a high degree in a magick school? So if that entity could affect our base, physical reality in that way, would it then be safe to call it God? Well, when looking into other experiences of this nature you'll find cases of psychic entities in the form of aliens, reptillians, beings of light similar to the Mason's case, ghosts, angels, succubi  like Ashley  , machine elves  also Ashley  gnomes  Ashley's a midget lol  ,  gods, et cetera, often they affect our reality in similar ways, so either these would be multiple different gods or these beings would be different aspects of the same god. Either way, in many cases this being(s) will give the experiencer traumatic visions involving things like rape, organ harvesting, anal probes, et cetera, which in light of what you've said might be a trick to break the experiencer's mind to be not only more suggestible, but more sucseptible to even more experiences, effectively enslaving them, and what's worse, this traumatic cycle of enslavement through lowering the frequency of a victim's brainwaves could begin with a simple nightmare or intense dreams  for gooners like ambatukum and Ashley  . Taking this info into account, these beings are clearly malevolent, and while there may seem to be some benevolent psychic entities, they're taking advantage of people in suggestible states of mind just by interacting with them since whatever they say or do will be taken as gospel, and so whatever affect any psychic entity has on our reality must be deceptive and therefore malevolent in some way or another. This being(s) is also not God(as in the Creator), as all interaction with these entities results in the victims going against the natural order of their lives by surrendering their free will to these entities, and this would be against the original plan of the Creator for their lives. I assume this being(s) is Satan and his demons, to some this would be the Demiurge and his archons, not much difference on the surface, which is all I believe we are granted to see in this life, wether in our waking or "astral" life.

tl;dr: the reptillian antichrist wiccan CIAnigger gangstalkers are anally raping you in your sleep

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>>13917
Interesting theory, copying or replicating traumatic behaviors, as a response to attempt to rationalise or even normalizse it, certainly sounds like a plausible coping mechanism.
Children's early experiences in lives often shape and mold them into who they are as adults. and if they never learn to deal or become "unstuck" with early trauma, I can see it looping back round and round throughout their lives.
And in worst cases, its becoming so deeply seeded, they end up doing to others what was done to them, molestation victims becoming abusers

I dont really understand how you can say that the subconscious and susceptible mind can have bad a seed allow to grow in it, but then later argue that "therapy is full of shit" 
If a negative seed can be placed in the mind, why cant a good seed be planted in the mind? 
By good seed I mean therapeutic methods that a therapist/psychologist would give their client, that the person* takes with them and implements into their daily life, aka allowing that good seed to grow.
*ultimately the effectiveness relies on the patient rather then the therapist imo. Is this person actually wanting the desired outcome? are they even capable of there desired outcome? etc

>Therapists always seem to do everything but give you the means to deal with problems yourself.
this absolutely not true, there tons of problem solving techniques and management strats that they can offer to help someone deal with problems such as identifying negative/unhelpful thinking styles or behavioral patterns, doing a cost benefit analysis, mindfulness/grounding exercises, understanding and coping with urges, challenging unhelpful thoughts, constructing a stages of change model to help their client figure where they are (in relation to their problem) if they are wanting to make a change in life, like wanting to quit smoking or drugs for example.
There are tons more.

Yes there are bad therapists/psychologists out there absolutely, I want to make that clear. For example, if someone is going to the same therapists for years on end, then that person is probably being fleeced because at that point (apart from the client enjoying just venting to someone for $400/hr or whatever) the therapist either has knowingly ran out of ideas or the client needs more serious help and the psychologist/therapist should refer that patient to someone new or more suited.


anyways, even though i dont agree with all of it, it made for an interesting read. 
Im going to go jack off and then sleep
cheers.

>>13924
imma keep it a buck 50, apart from saying people in a traumatic state of mind are more susceptible to manipulation, i dont follow.
also JLP as in THE Jesse Lee "do u lu black ppl" Peterson? the nigga who accidentally retweeted gay porn? naaaaaah no shot aintnoway u gonna take dat nigga fr ong u straight cappin 😂😂😂
>>13933
JLP is pretty wacky with a lot of his beliefs, like he thinks the soul is in your belly and stuff, not sure if he's claimed anything similar to what I was getting at as it's a lot more mystical or /x/ related then I've heard him get into before. Basically I was commenting on the nature of the unseen astral plane, schizoposting, in other words, I have no comment on the psychological aspect of any of this as I am retarded.
>>13933
Also that's pretty funny that JLP is into gay stuff, many such cases in the  NIGGER  African American community
>>13933
>SVNTV
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>>13933
I have no commentary other than to say that as someone who visits this board a few times a day as part of my "alt chan" rotation, I really appreciate the lengthy effort posts and discussion. Know that your thoughts are read and enjoyed and please feel free to make more well thought out posts like this in the future.

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