/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>6624
Send them to china!

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>>6640
>china bad :(
>america good :)

https://twitter.com/NYPDTips/status/1643490081531912194

>>6673
here let me fix that link for you: https://nitter.dark.fail/NYPDTips/status/1643490081531912194

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you would have to be actually retarded to drive one of these
https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-workers-shared-sensitive-images-recorded-by-customer-cars-2023-04-06/

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https://nitter.dark.fail/2DamnNutty/status/1643297394119827459#m

https://www.removepaywall.com/https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/04/12/discord-leaked-documents/

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>>7044
do discord fags really? literally dozens of options for encrypted communications.

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A drug dealer from Nizhny Tagil hid drugs in cat clothes. Or rather, she dressed her cat under the baby and pretended to be walking with a child. In the fur bundle, where the cat was lying, there was a large batch of mephedrone, which she tried to take home for subsequent packaging.

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>The talkshow host Jerry Springer, a former mayor of Cincinnati whose work was vastly influential in daytime TV worldwide, has died. He was 79.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/27/jerry-springer-talkshow-host-dies-79

:(

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>>6623
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/oral-sex-leading-factor-throat-184441042.html

Graphic af video of the Brownsville SUV ramming that killed a bunch of Venezuelans in Texas...

(EXCLUSIVE ASHLEY EDIT: Pls spoiler gore and mention in your post that the spoiler is gore (which you did), because most people here visit /ashleyj/ on their mom's computers or sister's school laptops which they're using solely to install spyware on.)

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>>8086
Spoirer that shit desu!!! thisu notto /por/!!! (◣_◢)





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Escape the ordinary, embrace the extraordinary.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: SCANDAL - Harukaze
<Rink: https://invidious.sethforprivacy.com/watch?v=id7O6MGqT2I 🎵🕺
>Location: Long Island, Bahamas 🌏✈️
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>>8086
What were Venezuelans doing in Texas?

https://nitter.net/frogyreal/status/1656081880112934912

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BREAKING NEWS
"There once was a man from Nantucket."
Channel 69 will be bringing you more details from this story as it develops.

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New Indiana Jones game in the making. And apparently it's for the XBOX.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hujLocUYl8

>>17469
Derrick why did you bump an old thread? We have a gaming thread already, Derrick. Mommy knew she made a retard.

>>17471
Moooom!
Get off the internet!
It's enough that kids at school keep showing me the vids you do on Onlyfans. Like I don't have enough of your shit at home!

Im fat, gay and a stupid retard

>>17469
I'm excited for it.

>>6623
Law banning plastic bags in blue state backfires as plastic consumption skyrockets

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/2815129/law-banning-plastic-bags-blue-states-rebounds-causing-increase-plastic-consumption/

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United States Capital Police say they will not charge anyone in the sex video incident in a Senate hearing room.

Why would they charge anyone? It's longstanding policy for members of the government to f*** Americans.

Captcha: lv4lv5

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>>18160
>It's longstanding policy for members of the government to f*** Americans

>>18160
>>18171
I also thought this joke was hilarious when Ashley made it in her awards show video a month ago

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

>>18582
Huh how weird, almost like there's nothing to read... Any other guys feel the weird urge to have sex with their sisters?

>>18584
Here it is my little hobbit. :)

>>18585
Huh?

>>18586
Happy now? Ash the Fash?

No message or files.

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The Daily Tub news format for anyone interest to post tub news, satire or world news.

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EXTRA! EXTRA!
FIRST ISSUE OF THE DAILY TUB!

>>18676
nobody cares fag

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>>18676
I prefer my version

>>18677
Heh. I'm clearly pissed about it.
Why don't you fuck my ass, please sir?

>>18678
I forgot to add gay porn enthusiast. Sorry for the sloppy job. Next time I'll do you dirtier.

>>18676
I was following the confessions thread and I'm pretty sure she just edited posts that were originally telling the guy who claimed he was going to have sex with his sister to be a good christian boy and that he would regret it. I take it you're one of those moralfags. Anyway she made the posts appear to be in favor of the guy banging his sister instead. Pretty funny desu.

I think you're just butthurt because you don't know how to have fun on the internet. If you actually think ashley censors on here you're wrong (as can be confirmed by the mod log). For gods sake when the board gets spammed she makes a joke about it (see horselovers). Tbh Ashley is a pretty based image board admin because on a lot of other smaller boards like this they act like complete rules nazis for the 4 people that use their gay site.

tl;dr you're a boring normie moralfag

>>18679
KEK just noticed this. based ashley abusing her power

>>18682
She's abusing her admin privileges.
And censoring speech.
That ain't cool.
That guy wanting to bang his sister could've ruined his own life and his sister's.

>>18688
Moralfag

>>18689
Why don't you go fuck your sister, coolfag?

>>18690
Great idea

>>18691
Go get some sleep, shorty.
You're gonna need it.

>>18688
>She's abusing her admin privileges.
Not really as I already explained...
>And censoring speech.
You melodramatic woman, in context it's obviously a joke. You say "please oh no don't have sex with your sister, that's not good :( :(" and she changes it to sound positive. Sorry but to anyone with a sense of humor that shit's funny
>That ain't cool.
go back to reddit
>That guy wanting to bang his sister could've ruined his own life and his sister's.
God I hate you people. if someone on the internet is like "hey I want to bang my sister" the natural reaction should be to encourage them because it's FUCKING FUNNY. it was all a larp anyways so don't worry no sins were committed OK cupcake?

>>18693
Nah, I just found that shit funny and thought I could troll along the way. Hence the news. I really enjoyed this schtick.

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>>18694
>backpedaling now that everyone's shitting on you for being a humorless crybaby
wew lad

>>18695
I admit I wasn't eager about the incest. But when I saw how my message had been altered I thought I'd fuck about with it.

>>18662
>>18676
>>18678
i dont have anything interesting to say but I think this is really funny and a fun idea.
good shit

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READ ALL ABOUT IT!

>>18773
I appreciate the commitment and dedication to the bit but maybe you should stop before you truly humiliate yourself.

>>18773
is that a tuxedo you put on that penis?

I refuse to believe the photo of anons sister is that YouTuber

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>>18785
If you think so this will be the last issue, anon.
>>18788
>is that a tuxedo you put on that penis?
Yes
On the other matter, they all look the same to me.

FINAL ISSUE OF THE DAILY TUB! (PROBABLY!)

Don't forget to show a little gratitude for what Ashley does here you niggardly SOBs.
Buy her a giftcard or send her some dinero through monero.
https://icum.to/shop/

>>18794
OR you could quit bein a lil bitch ass hoe and ignore the no fun allowed shitposter and continue to make these for those of us, like me who enjoy reading them but may not drop a reply.

Did the board really go down (again)?
was Ashley in a cheese coma and forget to pay the bill (again)?
will I ever have sex?

>>18794
This board is like one of 3 non porn sites that gives me pleasure and I don't want to see it go down. I also don't want to give money to people "especially women" online as this would me come off as a simp and would make me a hypocrite as I laugh at simps. I'll have to to think about it...

>>18795
>Did the board really go down (again)?
Well it was after midnight (ET) when I checked and realized it was a host error. It came back about 5 hrs ago.
>was Ashley in a cheese coma and forget to pay the bill (again)?
I think she might’ve passed out from jilling off too much to the thought of the Duke nuking her in her Bikini Atoll 
>will I ever have sex?
Have hope, anon. I’m not a virgin anymore.

>>18797
Showing appreciation to a cool cat like Ashley who makes edgy content to amuse us isn’t simping. It’s simping if you overthink it obsessively.

>>18799
giving attention to female is simping

>>18797
>>18800
Good thing Ashley is actually a man

>>18801
Well...if that's the case then I'll do it.

>>18802
That's what I said when I found out she was a man as well!!!

>>18803
I want her to rub that girl dick on my lips and then put it up my boy pussy or as some people call it “bussy”.

>>18804
that's kinda gay derrick

>>18805
What? No!
I’m like super straight, dude.
I play Doom and I French kiss my mom all the time.
So it’s totally not gay.

>>18806
DERRICK WRITE YOUR SENTENCE ALL ON ONE LINE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY OR ELSE MOMMY WONT FEED YOU DINNER

>>18807
That’s it!
I’m calling CPS!
Oh wait, who’s gonna pay for the groceries?

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>>18806

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EXTRA EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT ASHLEY's DICK!

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/news/bill-requiring-residents-to-register-pay-for-pets-to-be-postponed-indefinitely/article_cd8149ee-c446-11ee-a9f3-2b2dc0b8b731.html#google_vignette

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>>18924
>implying ashley would have paid it anyway
It's crazy how when you stop caring and stop complying, these things just don't affect you anymore

>>18924
>>18926
Heres how ashley plays with her pugs

>>18927
Is that one of the ones that makes sound? requesting that webm of the girl with the bicycle horn in her ass that gets honked as she's being banged by multiple dudes

>>18924
DO YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THOSE DAWGS?

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>>18926
>tell me again why you need that

I'll tell it to the guy who's coming at me with a machete
And after he's on the ground I'll remind him to never bring a knife to a gunfight.

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>>18937
based seabee (tyfys)

>>18927
I didn't know she liked to play Angry Birds?
https://www.xvideos.com/video6615362/nerdy_birdy_dirty_birdy

>>18926
Breakfast at Tyffany’s?
More like Breakfast in your Fanny.

>>18930
Has anyone ever put her feet on those foot rating sites. I'm just curious what legitimate foot fags think of them.

>>18981
All we have are candid feet shots, not a purposeful foot pic. The candids look as good as a candid can, her rating wont be high. If she can provide us with a nice foot pic and paired with my GIMP skills, we can probably get her to at least a -3.

>>18981
kek do it. I was unaware sites like that existed. Are they like hot or not, but for feet? Like hot or sock? That doesn't really rhyme, someone come up with a better pun

>>18983
sexy or textile

>>18981
Forget about feet ratings. We need to stick her toilet snake on ratemypoo.

>>19058
Can you also submit a picture of yourself? Because what makes it so impressive is that it came out of such a tiny little body

>>19060
I like to imagine the Ash was poop pregnant.
you know how women grow babies inside them after the man pees inside the woman and the womans stomach inflates and then later on the baby cums out and the womans stomach deflates 
well its a bit like that but replace the baby with poo

its not a inflation or a scat fetish thing either just to be clear

There's women who sell their literal shit online and it seems to be quite lucrative for them. Perhaps Ashley should consider doing this to keep the site running. It doesn't even to come from her she could just collect some from a public toilet or the street and say it is and people would eat it up. Literally.

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>>19071
>Burgerking fast food deal
>Baby those farts are made of steeeel

https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/entertainment/reality-tv-star-stephanie-matto-who-sold-her-farts-in-jars-hospitalised-for-overdoing-it-7901811.html/amp

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Twomad has passed away.

Police suspect he died of an overdose.

>>19387
How typical.
I’ve never heard of them die of old age or suicide due to depression. It’s always F-d up death or violent death.

>>19387
I’ll write him a nice obituary today.

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>>19387
literally who?

>>19392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqKTWDloYE

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I know what FDA stands for: Fucking Dumbasses

>>19387
Never heard of him. He shouldn't have been resisting.

>>19387
When I first saw that I got confused and thought for a moment it was Mad Thad who Ashley recently collaborated with and I was like holy shit wtf!
took me a minute to realize that it was a different guy









































I got confused because they both have the word Mad in their names 
Thats all, nothing more.

>>19387
I found his content to be funny sometimes, until I saw a clip of him genuinely raging over a guy not wearing a mask in public and making it go viral. That's the moment I lost all respect for this faggot. Death cums for all and all cum for death. Goodbye sometimes funny internet person.

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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE GAL!

>>19659
stuck on 7 down and 12 across...

>>19669
wait wait nvm I fucked up

>>19670
now i just need 7 down, any clues from anyone?

>>19659
>>19669
>>19670
>>19672
SOLUTIONS

Teens tossed from Boston Sephora after being accused of using makeup for blackface

https://nypost.com/2024/02/13/news/teens-accused-of-using-makeup-for-blackface-at-boston-sephora/amp/

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>>19675
I'd like to toss teens onto my black face

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>>19673

>>19659
firstly, an ashleyj based crossword is a great idea
secondly, I have the IQ of a 12 year old as this is what I got to before i got stuck (ￗ﹏ￗ )

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https://www.takimag.com/article/experts-part-ii-the-dementia-guardrail-paradox/

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i dont care about her, but ive been thinking a lot recently about the porn star that committed suicide by blowing her head off with a shotgun.
Ive been thinking about what it would be like to be in that state of mind, to be soo fucked in the head, so down that you not only want to end your life, you do it in an such an incredibility violent manner.
what it must take to be able to pull that trigger and follow thru on those thoughts

>>19890
That's not the first shot she's taken in her mouth.

>>19890

I think it's because the hatred they feel for themselves is greater than the constant pain they feel.

>>19890
YOU DESERVE IT

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>>19890
It’s a demanding job and harsh. Men do all the work and get half the pay. And women get fucked physically and mentally.

>>19890
Did she mistake the gun for a penis?

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Reminded me of Phil Spector who shot a woman in the mouth in his mansion who wouldn’t sleep with him. Phil claimed she wanted to commit suicide but no one bought his bullshit.

>>19905
weird that there's no blood on that white chair or really anywhere else but her. Shooting someone in the mouth is messy. Did he move her body to the chair or something?

>>19905
damn the photographer really had to go for the subtle underskirt view on the second shot huh

did he want to shoot a photo or did he want to shoot a load? there's a lot of shootinmg going on here, it's getting confusing

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>>19907
It was a .38 so I assume the bullet wasn’t powerful enough for an exit wound and apparently the bullet made contact with the teeth as well.
This wasn’t the first time Spector had forced women to sleep with him while being intimidating them with a gun.

>>19905
This makes more sense since females never kill themselves.

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>>19911
That’s where you’re wrong

>>19387
I will miss this retarded nigga  :(

>>19912
I don't want to see it as I'm not an edgelord looking for gore, but I do find myself curious to know if the footage exists anywhere. It should if it was being broadcast live, although VCRs weren't really common in the average home until like the 80s though I think, so maybe not?

>>19916
That's what my parents said the first time I ever ran away from home. I was 23

>>19919
It is lost media, will never be released. But the audio is on youtube.

>>19912
Weird, I was going to post this story.

>>19919
There are no copies available. I’ve asked older friends who used to visit video black markets for these sorts of things.
>>19923
Great minds think alike, eh?

If you both A. work in media in front of the camera and B. have suicidal tendencies, the temptation to blow your brains out on live television would be pretty tempting ngl

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=v0itmG80oLI

>>19912
>14 hours
Imagine the regret. Fuck

>>19932
you are now unfortunately aware that Michael C. Hall has a band
https://invidious.private.coffee/watch?v=6-rRljJ2ZWY

>>19936
was she even conscious?

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who else remembers him, i wonder how many kids got traumatized.

>>19938
This dude was only 47 years old. That's a rough 47.

>>19912
The footage is not destroyed, there's a copy being held in a law firm and another copy floating around somewhere, because a few years ago a "private collector" released audio of this news cast.
https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=qJmO3TcA-Ug

>>19938
>>19939

who is that?

>>19952
Forgot his name but he worked as the head president of the US plumbing association, a government agency that regulates the plumbing industry. He was caught doing a lot of shady shit, like passing cruel laws that resulted in people's toilets/pipes unrepairable for months at a time - basically over regulating. After he faced a number of lawsuits people had died from constipation and families were suing him he killed himself at a proceeding hearing live on C-SPAN.

>>19952
Budd Dwyer

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                                          ------ THE SCIENCE TIMES-------

                                               Do short people live longer
                                           The impact of height on lifespan    
                                                                              Caleb White Aug 10 2023

Your height has an impact on your lifespan. Some claim that short people live longer and it seems to be the case.
  A 2003 study published in Elsevier discovered a negative link between increased height and longevity based on data from millions of deaths.
  The lifespan of shorter people appears to be longer than their taller counterparts according to the study's findings which also revealed that shorter bodies have lower death rates and fewer diet related chronic diseases especially past middle age.

  According to expert demographer Jean-Marie Roline shorter people live longer due to the biological fact that taller people require more cell replications to fill their bodies which can cause them to become more physically exhausted more quickly.

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thoughts?

>>20265
Really gay and insensitive, youtube niggas need to be put into labor camps, they wont need to worry about muh heckin ads muh demonetization muh censorship, youtube is gay and retarded. Also whos life was ruined bc they didnt get their 5 cents from ads? This nigga is a retard. the smugness masked as "its just karma bro" is fag behavior. She might be a lizard but i really dont like when people are like this fag.

>>20265
I can't feel too bad for a rich lizard who's spoiled college kid liked partying with drugs too much and accidentally killed himself. I wouldn't call it karma but I do see the irony. Susan is kind of hot in an untraditional butch lesbian way.

Funny how nobody mentioned the guy that set himself on fire for palestine (eh it is old news now anyways) i cant wait to see the jokes ashley will make about it on tosh hoe 2024

>>20655
If it’d been some lama priest it’d been a tragedy.

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may xe Rest in Power

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>>20655
Imagine setting yourself on fire cause you think people aren't talking about the war that everyone is talking about.

Also imagine being on the side that is supported by the UN.

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Racial miscegenation is vigorously promoted.

>>20661
Awww imagine all the beautiful mixed bipoc babies they will have, warms my heart

>>20661
I love racial miscegenation. White people are finally showing where they stand. The cards are being dealt for a very exciting demographic playing field. I know for many years people on the internet have been bullish on BMWF because of porn, but I think that now is the age of the Chicano. White-Latino and Black-Latino mixtures will comprise a significant chunk of the lower and upper sections of the lower classes in days to come - significantly more than Mulattoes, I might add. Blacks finally have another impoverished minority that is in plenitude within urban areas and has the same level of sociosexuality and promiscuity. I'm very bullish on the up and up of Black-Latino mixtures as a result. White-Asians will enjoy their current status of being generally wealthy and very stable, meanwhile most normalfag white girls go for hicks or sportbro white guys.

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EXTRA! EXTRA!
IT'S SUPER TUESDAY!
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

>>20770
More like Pooper Jewsday.
Anyways. I voted for my man Dean Philips. I bet trump and biden are gonna shit themselves when they lose to him.

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>>20770
idk what a super Tuesday is but what I do know is that im the dumbest person on this board

>>20949
spelling is important, especially with crossword puzzles

>>20950
what did i misspell?

Social media demographics 

https://sproutsocial.com/insights/new-social-media-demographics/

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praying for you nigga

Didn't the rothchild lizardman die? How come non of you posted about it? I thought you guys would be all over it here

>>21444
yes >>20345, i posted about it but everyone is too busy talking about cock

I hope it happens
https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/tiktok-ban-bill-house-vote-03-13-24/index.html

>>21486
This is retarded because anyone with half a brain could download an apk, use a vpn, etc. This would only stop the absolute tards which I guess is 99% of the population, so it would work sadly.

>>19948 (OP) 
I just saw that porn hub is now banned in Texas. Lmfao. What are those literal retards going to do now. They're not smart enough for vpns.

>>21486
If you support this you should kill yourself. It's not the governments responsibility to protect me from the evil chinaman. If people are so concerned about their kids privacy using tiktok, why don't they go onto their routers and implement their own parental controls? It takes like an hour to do, tops, and only then because I am accounting for boomers being tech-illiterate retards. All the US congressmen supporting this are in the pocket of China, and so you have to wonder if it is about anything other than MORE government control and regulation.

>>21531
>why don't they go onto their routers and implement their own parental controls?
Because they are retarded.
They are probably not gonna ban it anyways, and if they do people will find their way to access it. Honestly, life would suck without the tiktok brainwashed zoomer retards to make fun of.

The US government is going after our first amendment, they want to tell us what websites we should and should not visit. The United States government needs to be stopped they have too much power and are becoming authoritarian. Some state governments are also becoming authoritarian this needs to be stopped. We the American people will rise up against them if they don’t stop violating our rights.

>>21518
The government of that state says that it is taking measures to protect minors from harmful content to minors but porn is inappropriate for minors not harmful huge difference. It is not up to the government to decide what websites we visit or weather we need some sort of verification.

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>>21614

>We the American people will rise up against them if they don't stop violating our rights.

That's a nice thought but as that dumb fuck Joe Biden said, "what good are their AR15s against our F16s". It was a pretty sarcastic statement, shows what a piece of shit he really is.

>>21614
I agree but
>We the American people will rise up against them if they don’t stop violating our rights.
There's nothing you can do to rise up against them, the agenda rolls on regardless of what we want. The best you can do is just use a VPN or tor. It takes less effort than organizing some political party or protest that will go nowhere. It's not like the government has ever listened to the people.

This is all just a precursor to "ban" regular websites. People are cheering for it now but they won't be in 5 years when this is normalized and results in the banning of websites that don't comply with the government's rule set. I guess normies only visit Facebook and Twitter though so it's not like they'd know any different. This idea of banning websites is a way to introduce digital IDs. You wont be able to interact with websites without this digital ID.

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>>21627
This government has already surpassed George Orwell's 1984.

Both democrats and republicans want to take away our first amendment rights now. They also like to fear monger by saying that Some situations are much worse than what they actually are, which is a way to control and gain more power over the American people. I’m starting to think that These politicians are a bunch of lizards and snakes. They are all evil and corrupt and we should not abide by them.

>>21673
This idea of reptilians is just hokum pokum born out of political illiteracy and social isolation. What you should consider is big corporate and political lobbies pay off American senators to grant them powers and perks. There is nothing extraordinary about their sinister actions. It’s just greedy politicians and capitalism holding their leash.

>>21675
That's EXACTLY what a reptilian would say...you're one of them aren't you, AREN'T YOU...GET OFF THIS BOARD!

>>21675
Yeah, but only if there is a way to cut funding. Their excuse in Texas to censor websites is that it is “harmful to minors” even though it is actually not harmful at all it’s just inappropriate for minors to visit porn sites. what are they going to start doing next? Are they going to ban R rated movies next? Are they going to ban rated M games? They should ban illegal drugs from the streets instead because those are actually extremely harmful. Also there is a growing homeless issue in Texas, how about they actually fix real issues in my state instead of wasting time trying to ban entertainment. The US government also wants to censor websites, why don’t they focus more on fixing real issues instead.

>>21675
Serious question, and please be honest: have you EVER given the reptilian idea a fair shake? What I mean, is have you ever set aside a few hours and researched the topic from the perspective of the people that believe in it?

That last bit is pretty key. If you just watch some half-assed normie basic overview on a youtube channel, odds are they'll just mock the whole thing and you'll walk away feeling like you "researched" it and had all of your biases confirmed.

If I had to wager a guess, I'd say you haven't (please correct me if I'm wrong). It's actually far more plausible than you'd think.

>>21673
They are cut from the same cloth, and both are heavily invested in miring the general population with divide and conquer tactics. Team-based thinking (i.e., "I'm a republican", "I'm a democrat") is so incredibly valuable for them. It's like WWE. The fights are all pretend. They'll put on a good show for you, but all that matters is that you're still buying tickets to see it, and rooting for your favorite wrestlers.

Coming to this realization is the first step on the path to undoing the brainwashing and recognizing your true enemies.

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>>21675
>This idea of reptilians is just hokum pokum born out of political illiteracy and social isolation.
Almost like all the occult symbology in government buildings, planning, and transacting are all just because the people in power think it's cool or something. Nothing to see here, don't research the meaning or origins of the symbology they use, you crazies. I wonder why people in government positions participate in occult sacrifices (Bohemian grove, Jeffery Epstein child sex/sacrifice, Marina Abramović blood rituals, spirit cooking, and cannibalism, Comet Ping Pong's James Alefantis child rape and sacrifices, Skull and Bones). Weird how these politicians on both sides are proven to pal around and go to these occult functions. I guess we should just stop digging there and leave it at that, right? It hurts my brain if I'm not spoonfed my information through Youtubers and Twitter, so I'm not going to research for myself.

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Always beware when the government says , "But it's for the children". And the citizenry won't object for fear of being told that they don't care for the children. 

Our government, I think, uses the novel 1984 by George Orwell as their bible. In the novel 1984 an example of government double speak or semantics is "ignorance is strength". Now look what our government calls illegal aliens, the government is now calling them "Newcomers" It's all semantics to achieve the goal of putting the citizenry off balance. Biden even back tracked and apologized for calling the illegal alien who murdered Laken Riley an illegal.

>>21690
The government and even pharmaceutical companies, use propaganda to control people. I have noticed that they often exaggerate very minor issues into something very major to the point where people often start to panic. For example, the government often claims that illegals are pouring into the US border and rapeing and killing people. But the vast majority of immigrants are legal and both legal and illegal immigrants commit far less violent crimes than native born citizens. Pharmaceutical companies used a similar tactic, They told people to get the Covid-19 vaccine even though it wasn’t an actual cure yet but rather an experiment. Also Covid-19 is actually less dangerous than the common cold or flu.

“What a surprise”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nUzuwLNWr4

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>bang a bunch of guys at work
>get caught
>say you were groomed
>get half a million dollars
seems reasonable

https://nypost.com/2024/03/21/us-news/tennessee-sex-scandal-cop-maegan-hall-settles-federal-lawsuit-for-500k/

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>>21681
America is the all devouring GOLEM 
Prove me wrong, take your time, i'll be waiting

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>>22171
idk thats actually pretty funny tbh tbh especially since it was posted all the way back in the 2023 cuckies nominees thread

anyways, wait hold on BREAKING NEWS............
Holy Shit!
A container ship hits Baltimore Bridge causing it to collapse

apparently some sort of engine failure occurred and it went off course but they werent able to slow the container ship down enough before it hit the bridge.
RIP though it was too early morning to rack up a High Score. 
Still visually impressive though, especially for it to occur in the United States of America

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>>22287
ok this website if FUCKING GAY so heres an alt upload of the vid

>>22288
Reminds me of the movie 'The Mothman Prophecies'. But yeah, that's pretty crazy. This could've been avoided if they dropped their anchors, no?

>>22288
Alot of strange things happening preparing for the eclipse, not suspicious at all.

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>>22288
fucken saved
>>22301
pluto in aquariums is going to be fun

>>22342
*Aquarius

>>22342
>pluto in Aquarius is going to be fun

>Pluto's transit through Aquarius in 2024 will have a significant impact on the Moon in Aquarius. This combination of planetary energies will bring about a period of intense transformation and evolution in the emotional and intuitive realms
>a period of intense transformation and evolution in the emotional realms


hmmm maybe that explains why my wife has been crying after sex recently

>>22342
>pluto in aquariums is going to be fun
You're supposed to charge the crystals not smoke them

https://youtu.be/WDZ5trdC33U

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>>22362

>>22362
Can someone post the porno they did? I can't find it and I really need to bust.

>>22362
>conjoined twin Abby of Abby and Brittany is now married
did they get split in half or did he only marry the one head?
holy shit how insulting is that to the other.... head... thats kinda like being a cuck for the rest of your life. Imagine the being the other head while their are having sex. is the cuck head also attracted to the guy but hes not into her?
Abby is the head on the left right?, you can just tell due to the angle of the head, the right head was an extra head growth

Also what happens when one head dies, does the other die too?

>>22387
I'm sure the sex is awkward as fuck for all of them. Also, that guy is probably some psychopath who raped and murdered people when served in the service. I bet he keeps them chained up naked in the basement and makes fucked up videos of them to sell online to people who get off to deformity. Also, her sister Brittany looks very miserable and probably thinks about death on a daily basis. I'm sure the husband will come up with the great idea of taking them to a shooting range somewhere to show off his badass gun shooting skills he learned from the military and his sister-in-law will turn the gun on herself and blow her brains out while her sister freaks out having a lifeless head right next to her face.

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NYC and tri-state rocked by biggest area earthquake since 1884, sending terrified residents into the streets
https://nypost.com/2024/04/05/us-news/earthquake-rocks-nyc-tri-state-area/

Ohmygod OHMYGOD OH MY GOD!!!!! A FOUR POINT EIGHT!!!!!

ANONS NEAR NEW YORK, ARE YOU OKAY? DID THE TERRIFYING EARTHQUAKE SEND YOU OUT SCREAMING INTO THE STREETS??????

I'm so sorry you had to live through this nightmare.... I hope nobody got woken up from a nap or had to stop what they were doing for a moment to say, "What the hell was that?"

>>22606
Wait until the elites do the whole flooding new york thing. HOPE YOU FAGGOTS KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

>>22611
yeah they've been signaling that one for a while

>>22606
imma dick you down on some gangsta shit

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>>22613
cum say that to my face not online

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>>22606
I'm gonna be rich. I'm making tee shirts that say, "I Survived The 2024 East Coast Earthquake"

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>>22617
That's actually pretty funny. Or it would be, if this was a time for joking. Which it isn't. Natural disasters are nothing to laugh at. Just don't do it. It's called being a decent fucking human being, okay?? Jeesh. We will survive this. We're all in it together. Stay strong.

>>22619
Anyone who finds natural disasters funny is a groomer. Stay safe y'all.

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>>22620
So much this. When hurricane Katrina hit (🙏) I swear to goddess all the groomers and pedos came out. I saw a 30 year old guy swimming across the parking lot to "help" an underage 25 year old. Big ick.

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>>22617
Rich and Gay

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You guys wanna take bets on whether or not this bitch will actually kill herself? I'm willing to put in 0.076 XMR (equivalent $10 USD) that she doesn't go through with it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13272847/Depressed-Dutch-woman-borderline-personality-disorder-euthanasia.html

>>22643
>female getting as much attention as possible for her supposed suicide
Typical, why not go out with a bang? Kek. I've been massively depressed before and never talked about it to anyone. Only attention whores do shit like this.
Controversial opinion, I don't think it's selfish to kill yourself if you don't have anyone relying on you, such as kids. It's your life, do what you want with it.

>>22643
I'd euthanize her for the drawn on eyebrows alone.

>>22643
Over coming depression isn’t that hard. She just wants attention and fame. She lives in the Netherlands and seems like she’s got a very good life if you ask me. I think she’s spoiled and wants attention.

>>22643
>bpd
>suicide baiting
>bpd
>media attention
>bpd

>>22645
That's immediately where my eyes first went to. Maybe she would be less depressed if she had a better set of eyebrows.

>>22644
>Controversial opinion, I don't think it's selfish to kill yourself if you don't have anyone relying on you, such as kids. It's your life, do what you want with it.
what about family/friends? even if they arent relying on you

Anyone going to see the solar eclipse today or is that only for gay ass normie homo nigger faggots?

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>>22712
>is that only for gay ass normie homo nigger faggots?

>>22712
No only because it sounds a lot more fun to be by myself and eat pizza. I can just look up pictures of the eclipse online, sorta how I feel about "wonders" like the grand canyo.

>>22715
I need to add onto this. Things like fireworks dont amaze me anymore. I usually forget it's 4th of july, then I'm stuck in traffic and trying to dodge running 3 year olds and families in the street, hearing loud bomb-like sounds in the air, and slightly freaking out until I realize what day it is.

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>>22715
>>22716
Pictured is Chichén Itzá, one of the so-called Seven Wonders of the World. Close your eyes for a moment, and imagine that you're one of the tourists in this image. Feel the sweat running down your asscrack. Imagine the sensation of buying a 12oz bottle of warm water for $4 from a smiling 50 year old Mexican woman. Experience, in your mind's eye, the budding sunburn on your arms. Deeply consider the other ways you could have spent the thousands of dollars it cost you to get to this ancient marvel, many of which could have been enjoyed in an air conditioned setting.

>>22715
I have today off while everyone else is working so I'm going alone to another town to witness the eclipse in all its glory. Afterwards I'm going to eat pizza and grab a milkshake for the drive home. There's a good pizzeria there so I'm looking more forward to that than the eclipse itself.

>>22718
Don't let the cynics on the board (I'm one of them) prevent you from enjoying yourself. I'm sure it'll be badass to see in person, and I hope you enjoy your pizza and milkshake. You should post an update tonight and let us know how it was.

>>22719
Thanks! The next solar eclipse won't happen again for another 20 years so I encourage others to go outside and check it out if the opportunity exists.

>>22720
>The next solar eclipse won't happen again for another 20 years
They always say this and yet it seems like every other year I hear "the big eclipse is coming!!! Last one for 500 years!!"

>>22726
They are probably referring to last one in X years because they are a few solar eclipses each year but you can only see them depending on where you live in the world

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I'm staying home today doing paper work. I won't venture outside. Half the "people" outside will be disguised reptilians admiring their solar handiwork. If you do venture out you'll know the reptilians from humans by looking at them by wearing a double pair of solar eclipse approved glasses.

Cooked foods are influenced by negative energy during eclipses so one should opt for raw or lightly cooked food that is easy to digest.

 Stay safe out there.

Got back from seeing the solar eclipse and nearly went blind it was that beautiful.

>>22731
That' cool, sounds like a fun day. I wasn't able to see it where I lived but I saw one a few years ago.

>>22731
So, the end of the world didn't come. Black hole sun, won't you come, take away the pain.

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https://youtu.be/8QgXIFzQi0Y?si=Oa5sTxyBwkiqLu_g

https://youtu.be/DmDu0icZdrE?si=IFghAlv955kNUik0

https://youtu.be/B9fhT5UqGPM?si=YsjXu9qvGhEEGlCa

its pretty amazing to think that the sun is something like 400 times bigger then the moon, and the sun is also about 400 times farther than earth making them appear nearly the same size as seen from earth, which makes the cool visual effect of the eclipse possible.
like what are the chances that we happen to live on a planet that because of the dimensions and the distances of the sun and the moon, they look almost exactly the same size from our perspective.
Amazing.
🤓 🤓 🤓

well that was fucking boring

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>>22736
Yes, coincidences are amazing. It brought to my mind that 2 former presidents, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson who both signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, both died on the same day in 1826 and that day was July 4.

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So I just learned about this a few days that a comic book artist named Ed Piskor had committed suicide last week over sexual allegations against him made by a 17 year-old girl he chatted with on Instagram back in 2020.

>2020, Piskor contacts 17 year-old girl online after liking his artwork
>says a few creepy things in conversation but nothing illegal and mostly friendly 
>March 2024, same girl uploads snippets of their chat with captions calling him a creep and accuses him of grooming her
>Second woman comes forward alleging Piskor offered her industry contacts in exchange for sexual favors
>online journalists spread articles about it, internet goes after him
>Piskor deletes all social media and goes into hiding
>Piskor's upcoming art exhibition gets cancelled after they hear of the allegations
>news reporter tries interviewing Piskor and his family regarding to the allegations, both of their home addresses shown on TV
>Piskor loses $75,000 deal, professional partnership with YouTube co-host, exiled from the industry and community
>April 1st, Piskor uploads his suicide note online denying the allegations and claims to be a victim of online bullying before taking his own life

Suicide Note: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10F__3KMESejEU42ep9zwjJQbnTI4aPXb1IuG_iyBepE/mobilebasic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267977/Marvel-comic-book-artist-Ed-Piskor-41-dies-suspected-suicide-penning-lengthy-letter-blaming-internet-bullies-death-week-accused-grooming-17-year-old-girl.html

I discovered his YouTube channel 'Cartoonist Kayfabe' about a month prior to his death so I was quite surprised how suddenly he died. It's a cool channel of just two comic book artists going over the works of other cartoonists page by page in great detail. They also supported indie artists by showing their work and promoting them on their channel. Ed Piskor's art is also impressive so its a shame such a talented artist is now gone forever because of some online bullshit. Then again, he could have settled things in court and clear his name but I guess the damage was already done. It's crazy how someone's life can change in a week because of an online conversation from 4 years ago.

>>22742
Lol! ♥️

>>22742
>not writing the suicide letter in a comic font
Missed opportunity. On a real note that's really depressing and makes me feel like it's dangerous to talk to women, even if you're a decent person. You never know which woman gets a wild hair to suddenly start trying to ruin the lives of her exes. How slimy to take the texts out of context to look worse than they actually were. I wonder why she did it. Did she want 15 minutes of fame? Or did she truly believe she was victimized because someone sent her a heart emoji?

>>22744
Depressing indeed. He had other projects lined up for the future and now we will never see them besides some stuff he kept under wraps that will be released posthumously.  
>makes me feel like it's dangerous to talk to women
I feel the same way about Ashley now that she has my personal information. I'm worried that my dream of becoming a professional rollerblader will be destroyed when she releases chatlogs of me wanting to be her toilet.

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>>22751
>I feel the same way about Ashley now that she has my personal information.
>I'm worried that my dream of becoming a professional rollerblader will be destroyed when she releases chatlogs of me wanting to be her toilet.
I'll be nice and not say your full name and location but I will show everyone this message you sent me.

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>>22731
Are your eyes boiling?

>>22780
Kek the fucking headlines they write are always extreme and melodramatic.

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Wow they really do eat da poo poo

>>22905
>It's an AI image 
That's all he had to say.

>>22914
I too thought that, but then I realized there's no way I could convince millions of people on the internet that it was fake considering I filmed it on a flip phone from 2008

>>22905
AW HELL NAW

>>22905
He'll either off himself or go into hiding by changing his identity and join some small community of denegerates who also eat shit and get pissed on. Further proof that faggots shouldn't be allowed in politics.

>>22928
You know every time this man takes a shit he's thinking about how he's ruined his life

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based zoomers

>>22931
You are a gorilla nigger

>>22931
Mr. Rogers shaped my generation. Facialabuse.com has shaped the new generation.

>>22962
WHY DO DUMB BOOMERS type in CAPS?? AND then they do MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!

>>22931
Then they wonder why they can’t get any.

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>>22931
Gay sex is probably more rough. Gay guys have larger cox than straight men. Just imagine what it’s like, there in there just killing each other.

>>22965
Holy shit this explains why I have a massive cock. I must be gay.

>>22966
I have a massive cock too. How do I know if I'm gay?

>>22969
You don't have to guess. It's fact that anyone with a big cock is gay. Congratulations on coming out!

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>>22971
Thanks for pointing that out.

My testosterone is too high to tolerate females

>>22973
What do you mean?

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>>22973
>>22975
>Low t levels means you find females attractive
>Medium t levels means you find twinks attractive
>High t levels means you find actual men attractive
I dont know about you guys but I have high t levels and a massive cock. The manlier you are the gayer you are.

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>>22977
Gay guys also have low t levels. Gay guys have low t but large cox.

>>22978
Yeah the gay guys who have low t love women. If you have low t I would recommend asking your doctor for testosterone infusions so you can be gay. It's impossible to have low t and have a big cock at the same time. You might be confused for low b which means low balls. Plenty of gay guys have low b.

>>22979
I already explained to you. Are you a women? Because clearly you don’t understand what I’m talking about.

>>22981
I have heard that those with extremely high t levels do turn into women, so yes, I just might be one eventually.

>>22982
T makes you masculine. It doesn’t make your penis larger.

>>22985
Yes, T makes you more masculine. When you have too much T is converts into estrogen in large amounts and you can turn into a woman. If you're trying to just turn gay be careful to not take too much T or else you could turn into a woman. When you turn gay you will have a very large penis.

>>22982
High t can also lower your sperm count and even make you infertile. Estrogen helps you get an erection and produce more sperm.

>>22987
Yes, lower spem count and infertility isn't a concern when you're gay and perhaps is the body's response to keep you gay when you have high t. 
>Estrogen helps you get an erection and produce more sperm.
You know what else helps you get an erection? MEN.

>>22978
>That muscle definition
Dude has massive T and D

>>22989
I only see a massive A ;(

>>22986
Too much t lowers sex drive in men it decreases estrogen it can’t convert into e unless you increase e and decrease t.

>>22991
Nope that's misinformation, high t makes you have a big penis, gay, sexier. But the risk is you can get too much t and every t cell turns into an e cell and eventually you can turn into a woman.

>>22992
No, I’m a man I know exactly how it works. Are you a woman?

>>22993
You are a man? Can you prove it to us? I am not a woman yet but at the rate my high t levels are going I may turn into a woman soon.

>>22992
If your fat your metabolism will be too low to convert you T cells into E cells and you'll get cock and ball cancer

>>22997
I'm pretty sure my doctor told me that having lots of homosexual sex cures specifically cock and ball type cancers. It's important to have gay sex to keep raising your t levels and to prevent cancer

tip: for some reason specifically watching The Brady Bunch lowers T levels. If you have very high t levels but dont want to turn into a woman, watch The Brady Bunch.

>>22999
semen is excess T

>>22994
T can not turn you into a woman, but it can make you masculine. The point that I’m trying to make is that e comes in handy for men during sex.

>>23003
Right T can't turn you into a woman, E does that. But when you have too much T in your body, then your body converts it to E. Be careful to not have too much T if you like being a gay man with a big cock.

>>23004
No, T can’t make E. You would have to take hormonal replacement.

>>23005
Too much T does turn into E. The women we see were once men who had a lot of T.

>>23007
No, they took hormonal replacement therapy. We call them trannies but in reality they are just cross dressers who behave like the opposite gender.

>>22986
> and you can turn into a woman
lol this is not how it works

>>23008
Yes those were once men who had way too much T that it converted to E and now they're women who need to take artificial T to try and turn back into a man. Usually gay sex gives you more T but since theyre now a woman "gay sex" is now just straight sex and the body doesnt recognize gay sex as gay and thus you dont get a T infusion. I know its confusing but just try to not get too too too much T and watch the Brady Bunch if you think you have too much t.

>>23010
No, in order to become a so called trannie you have to take hormonal replacement. Take it come back and tell me what happened.

>>23011
You cant replace hormones theyre cells

>>23012
Cells and hormones are two completely different things.

You all are homos and also have aids

>>23014
Nah you are

>>23013
Nah you are

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It's not true that E and T are hormones or cells, that's just a massive oversimplification. E/T are wildly misunderstood by the lay person and most people don't know that even the best medical researchers and scientists aren't entirely sure what E and T *really* are. Words like "hormones" are intentionally vague because the reality is that the so-called "scientific community" has no clue what the things we call E and T even are or how they work. We just know that E makes you feminine and cute and T makes you masculine and gay. But too much "T" (whatever it is) can make you become ultra-feminine, which is why steroid users and guys who take T to be "more masculine" sometimes have "roid rage" or super freakouts, it's because they're acting more irrational and emotional (like a woman). The picture attached is a male monkey given an excess of T.

Read a book guys and stop believing everything you see on the Discovery channel or Pornhub

>>23021
No, that’s not true at all. You are making stuff up. You need to stop listening to conspiracy theory boomers.

>>23031
you're the kind of person that thinks aspirin is for headaches, LMAO

>>23032
lol, No, Aspirin isn’t just for headaches.

>>23033
That's right, it's also an effective aphrodisiac when mixed with enough water (like a gallon). If you can get a girl to drink a gallon of water AND take an aspirin, let me tell you... there will be waterworks (and not just piss)

>and not just piss
oh christ now you've done it. See you guys in a few days when this blows over.

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WHO WANTS TO GET SUCKED?

>>23096
Chris-chan lookin ass bloodsuckin mothafucka

>>23099
Before I read the title of the article I thought, "Oh god what did Chris Chan get himself into this time"

Germany Decriminalizes Child Porn

https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news/germany-decriminalizes-child-porn/

https://www.firstpost.com/world/has-germany-decriminalised-child-pornography-csam-possession-13774147.html

Meanwhile British girl rants about price of ice cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMCWxZcr7M

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>>24409
>click on the link
>realize the link says "child-porn"
Thank god for VPNs

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RIP 

so sad 

much sorrow

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13455369/japanese-dog-inspired-doge-meme-dogecoin-dies.html

>>24431
Just saw this too, it seems like the lady who owned him really loved him and he had a good, long life

>>24431
whats that going to mean for Dogecoin?
I invested all my savings into Dogecoin because reddit told me to, am I screwed?
Im a dog walker for a living so money is pretty tight.

I was thinking of also making funny and interesting videos and hosting them on my own Peertube, and at the end I could ask for donations, I think that might work for additional income.

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Michael Jackson used to disguise himself as a woman so he could sneak out and meet his lover at a grotty motel, his biographer once claimed.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/michael-jackson-had-two-gay-17259430

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Happy Memorial Day everyone

>>24543
Thanks to the brave men who died for open borders and no free healthcare.

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>>24543
>>24544
Amen, brothers

>>24552
TYFYS