/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Thoughts?

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I>>33720

I like 18 years old cuties.
Its 1001% legal where i live and almost all over the world.
Plus, many are still virgins.
I wouldn't go any lower than that age.

>>33752
>Its 1001% legal where i live and almost all over the world.
That must be nice. I'm on the sex offender registry for touching the fingertips of a 21 year-old when she handled my change at the McDonald's drive-thru.

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>>33753

Are you from the USA? I understand that each state has its own laws.
How unfortunate that you live in such a sanctimonious prudish state.

>>33754
I've been considering getting one of these full butt masturbators. Anyone have any experience with them? Recommendations?

>>33757
ive had a fleshlight, 3 different tenga things, and a tenga egg 6 pack and some other no name ass thing and they're all not worth it. unless you're circumcised, then maybe they're worth it.

what was that egyptian book called? I can't remember. It's cited on Asley's website and it's about energy n' shit. Some anons talked about it too a few years ago.

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>>33760

>>33761
what was that egyptian book called? I can't remember. It's cited on Asley's website and it's about energy n' shit. Some anons talked about it too a few years ago.

>>33762
I sent you a PM

>>33757

>recomendations?
Use your hand.

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>>33762

Speaking of energy... I just saw a video of someone recommending diacynian glasses to see beyond the normal frequency spectrum that an eye can perceive. He said that you could perceive the aura of people or expulsions of energy from the body, even that you could see energy entities of all kinds such as ghosts or demons
 Someone here has one of those glasses?.

Dayum. I miss /x/ in 4chan.

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>>33765
I have a pair of HD sunglasses for whenever me and my good pal Jeff go golfing together. The grass couldn't look any more greener!

>>33766

Mmm cool.
Your good pal jeff is seymour from agatha2?

>>33763
>a PM
No one here has my contact info. It's fine though, I remembered what it was called.

I hada dream or a nightmare really and Ashley was in it. I was talking to this mother and she subtly hinted that my family was living in a poor zone so I called her son a tranny which he was. They recorded me and immediately destroyed my social reputation. I can't remember the rest but ashley was bound naked and getting sexually tortured by someone and briefly saw this laughed at her and walked away. Anyways, the destuction of my social reputation was devestating because the video only captured my retaliation with no context so it made me seem like the bad guy. People will blindly cast stones at anyone as long as they're portrayed online as a bad person even if they're not.

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>>33769
>watch someone get sexually tortured
>laugh at them
>i swear im a good person
No you're not. A good person would've started jacking off

>>33770
Well I suppose the opposite is true, if you're potayed online you can be a bad person behind the scenes as well

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The Poop Diet.

>>33752
Is that Luke now?! He really did turn himself into Ashley.

>>33753
You don't even have to be on the sex offender registry to be considered a sex offender these days. This trend of shaming men for liking petite girls is nonsense only propagated by envious beta orbiters and mother hens. They know the mob won't lose any time in declaring someone a pedophile with little to no evidence. Notice how quickly their tunes change when the targeted woman remains single or even dates someone they are supportive of. This is because they want it this way. If it's the beta male, he still believes he has a small chance with the girl by competing for her love against the new guy by making up even more elaborate reasons she should dump him and if it's the mother hen, she just doesn't want another female in her friend group to one-up her so she is supportive of her and the new guy even if he continues to show even more red flags. The majority of the female population are short petite women. Women like Ashley are what is traditionally considered beautiful but people these days want to look at someone crosswise for not being attracted to used goods or hamplanets. Being an older guy, I still have young girls flirting with me at work and wanting to hang out but I've been told that it's not acceptable because I could easily take advantage of them with my experience when these girls clearly have more experience than I do. That's why I never accept these invitations because I always feel like they are trying to set me up or simply find something they can use to make fun of me later. Women are like that. They love to disgrace you in front of your peers because they have been taught that it's appropriate and acceptable to destroy a man's pride and dignity but do it to them and suddenly everyone is "how dare you" and takes her side because she sheds some crocodile tears.

>>33805
no

>>33805
tldr

>>33805
This is a pretty accurate summation about a facet of human nature that most aren't even aware of to exist. I won't shit on you like them but your posts could only benefit from some additional editing. Less is more.

>>33805
Ashley should make the text on this site flashing at all times

>>33719 (OP) 
Hypothetically speaking if you found out your pet dog or cat was murdered by somone, but you're not able to prove it by legal mean, what's a fair punishment for justice?

>>33812
Death by rape.

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>>33719 (OP) 
Years ago there was a pedophile “female” who lived a block away from my friend’s house. We were like 13 at the time and were told to stay away from her. Of course we didn’t listen and would essentially stalk her. She was probably in her late 20s and looked like Carly Rae Jepsen. We’d ride past her house on our bikes and if she was outside we’d but she didn’t acknowledge us. Then we convinced my friends cousin to go to her door and try and get molested by her. She ended up calling the cops saying we were harassing her. I was grounded for a 2 months and unfortunately she ended up moving away a few months later.

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>>33820
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
You're only twelve years old
So fuck me, baby

>>33820
I would try to be more subtle about it next time

>>33821
I don't see the appeal in celebrity women when there are plenty of women that are on par if not more beautiful with even lower self-esteem in the general public

>>33823
Agreed. Honestly there's nothing sexier than a hot girl with low self esteem

>>33821
Fun fact. She's turning 40 this year.

Ashley pls add siren bgm

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4CHAN IS BACK NIGGAZZZ!!!!!!

>>33833
>glowie psyop
what makes 4chan redeemable in any sense?

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>>33834

I get fond of the place I think. I hope it lasts my whole life and beyond.
I have also downloaded interesting things from the torrent board like that educational video of the samurai master who teaches about the Jews.
That video is really good. It would have been impossible for me to find it elsewhere.

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>>33833
oh, how I missed my chicken general, back to /an I go!

>>33833
Good. Stay there motherfucker.

test

I hate it when I order something online, especially when it's expensive, and give out all the right shipping information but UPS sends me a message that my package is delayed due to the unit number being absent or incorrect and there's been no updates for several days. Atleast they held on to it and didn't just drop it off at the front entrance of the building for some n!gger to steal it. That hasn't happened to me yet but I heard from other tenants that it's been happening a lot lately. It's small enough to fit inside my mailbox but sometimes they just leave packages out in the open and assume it's totally safe. 

Anyone ever get their package stolen? Was it anything expensive or really important to you?

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>>33870
not stolen but got almost fucked buy a seller who happens to be an a fat white women in her late 50s bought expensive glasses for my mom as a gift n the bitch forgot to put the fucking shades in their highend box took her 2 month to pick the phone n resend the damn shades.

>>33873
Damn that sucks, atleast she sent the sunglasses despite waiting 2 months. I just called UPS and rescheduled my delivery after I gave them my unit number. Now I have to sit around all day waiting for it's arrival again.

Does anyone member 'I Gotta Ferret' Tabby?

>>33870
>>33873
>>33877
Dude when I had first gotten my home internet at my place. I had to go through Comcast because they were the only service provider in my area and they sent my router through UPS and the UPS guy clearly stole it. He marked it as delivered and I saw the motherfucker take my package and get back in his truck so I tried to wave him down and he looked right at me and drove off. So I called Comcast and and then UPS and Comcast says no problem and sends me out another router and UPS double downs on my package being delivered despite what I tell them. So I file a complaint. Never hear anything back from them. But sometime later there is a story in the local news about UPS employees at our local UPS shipping facility were caught stealing peoples packages and it had been going on for years which might explain why my friend never got his Firefly dvd collection too. But anyway Comcast sides with UPS and charges me for the missing router. I told them to fuck off and cancelled my service. I have been using T-mobile as of late and have experienced no issues.

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tazzy wazzy HATES when this happens!!!

“The elite rule us”
“What’s your solution?”
“404 error”
Maybe the elite should rule us. Better than a fucking moron ruling over us.

>>33959
>needing anyone to dictate the circumstances of your life
yea

>>33960
retards like you need dictation.

>>33977
retards like you need dick

>>34001
Thanks for offer I already have one. Want it?

REMEMBER TO SHOWER

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>>34001
high quality burn

>>34027
I always remember after I forget.

>>34009
Yes

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*CHIRP*

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*CHIRP*​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​*CHIRP*

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Garfield is evil. Cthulhu incarnate 
https://millenialmoviemusings.medium.com/garfield-is-evil-cosmic-entity-bent-on-destroying-our-world-66ba012b8411

>>34090
I am one, but boy howdy do I hate millennials

>>34091
HAHAHA! YES! GARFIELD IS BASES YES? I LOVE LASAGNA. ISN'T THAT FUNNY? HA HA HA HA HA!!!! IS THAT WHAT THE KIDS SAY THESE DAYS? I REMEMBER GARFIELD WHEN CARTER WAS STILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BEFORE YOU SHITHEADS DESTROYED IT AND MADE IT GAY AND BROWN.

WHY DON'T YOU KIDS WANT TO PAY MY SOCIAL SECURITY YOU INGRATEFUL HIPPIES?! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR GODDAMAN FREEDOMS AGAINST THE COMMUNIST EVIL EMPIRE. FAGGOT. 
GOD BLESS.

>>34092
House looks comfy

>>34092
I miss seabee

>>34090
They all laughed at me but this is what happens if you don't put them in the microwave.

>>34092
lol

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>>34092
Damn did the Seaman get doxxed? How did you get his address? Did he give out his information to claim a free iPad?

I love u

>>34246
Aww, I love me too. You're such a great friend.

>>34249
I often say this

>>34250
What the fuck is wrong with you people? This entire website is porn, gore, garbage and disgruntled behavior.

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>>34249
>>34224
I know this black girl. Haven't talked to her in years though. She's engaged to some Korean guy she met in Korea while teaching English over there. She doesn't act like a black girl and she was raised by white people. She likes anime and video games. She currently lives in Atlanta and is a mortician.

>>34251
just like Ashley

>>34252
Thank you for sharing.

>>34252
First it was your bike and now it's your heart.

If you want to split them up impersonate the Korean guy on 4chan looking for tranny cock. Someone on this board did this to me to scare Ashley away from me.

>>34257
I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry already! Why won't you forgive me like Jesus?

>>34257
I like tranny cock but i'm sorry for my corrupted nature so God is on my side

>>34252
>She currently lives in Atlanta and is a mortician.
I'd let her examine my stiff. Post more or give more details, she cute. How did you meet her?

>>34252
One of my relatives is a mortician, she enjoys her job but it can be depressing when working on dead children, especially as a parent.

>>34252
That could be a trannie.

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>>34257
I used to have a crush on her but I'm no longer interested in her. She was from another planet compared to the other black girls around here. I only want to split Ashley. No one scared Ashley away from you.
>>34266
>How did you meet her?
She worked next door to me and then I saw she was friends with one of my friends on MySpace. Her name is Shannon. The first pic is old from MySpace and the second pic is recent from facebook. She likes Kingdom Hearts.

I'm not interested in black women although I would give her an exception but I wouldn't want a relationship and neither of us are the type to sleep around. This was just a one-off and it was never going to go anywhere. Just friends.

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>>34278
>I'm not interested in black women
She's not THAT black
>This was just a one-off and it was never going to go anywhere.
Wait, so did you tap it or not?
Are you still in touch with this steaming hot cup of cocoa?
You're nuts if you don't go for it. Or if you have and once was enough, congrats.

>>34282
>>Wait, so did you tap it or not?
>2 days
>no response
he didn't

https://peertube.wtf/c/asmr/videos?s=1

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BTW, Luke Smith is back!

>>34329
I haven't watched any of his new vids yet but I plan to catch up soon. Anyone wanna give me a QRD?

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i want chink pussy NOW!

>>34333
he talks about his religious journey in one vid and tries to gently defuse the typical viewpoints of autistic logical thinking that rules out the paranormal and hyper realistic views that once plauged him in another vid

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>>34342
so is he /x/ now? If so, he's turning into Tim Tom

Elon is part of the black eye club and Ashley wnats to be part of the black guy club get it because she wants to be fucked by black

Ashley gave me pink eye(astrally))

>>34382
Mutt's law

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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=UmqkLZSun30?si=E8EBaI6NyCo2bGDy

>>34346
This is exactly what Ashley looks like hanging out in the TRACKS restroom during Pride Month

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Hello! I'm going to post pics of based people from the internet.

Picrel 1, she wants to hypnotize you to write books for her. Based.
There was another one where a tranny girl wanted to be hypnotized into a trance by someone spamming hypnotic trigger words in a hail mary attack, but I lost the screenshot. Anyway it would be based if the internet were passively dangerous like that.

Picrel 2 is just your standard plausibly fake 4chan, but you have to love the idea of the merciful mind that culls it's entire line. Based.

Picrel 3 is a reddit post about sneakily planting wildflowers where the boomers want lawn. Based.

Hey, Ashley
It's Amir, from Iran.
How are you?

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>>34725
Hi Amir, I was thinking about you and worried you might have suffered a cruel fate at the hands of foreskin eaters. Glad you're still alive and hope you know that a lot of people in the US don't support Iran's foreskin getting eaten by Israel/the US.

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>>34725
allahu akbar king

>>34725
>Amir
It's a miracle you're still alive.

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>>34725
salam amir 
total kike death

>>34725
you still ok bro?

>>34734
no

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>>34725
damn nigga hope you survived the BOMBS that the great american WARRIORS dropped

>>34726
Hey, Ashley. I'm fine, I appreciate your thoughts, friend. Also a big thanks to the Yankee frens out there who don't want their tax dollars pissed away for foreskin consumption. God bless them all.

>>34727
they get what they deserve, bro.

>>34731
Kek, I don't think my town's gonna be attacked any time soon. It has no strategic value. Then again, neither did Dresden, so...

>>34732
salam, fren
Sieg Heil

>>34734
Oh, yeah. prices are going up a bit and the internet is limited. But still livable.

>>34738
With the direct U.S. involvement, I'm not optimistic at all! The shit has just hit the fan.

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>>34738
the bombs were a big nothing burger lol

>>34741
there is a small but growing population (particularly under 30s) that know USA is completely kiked and didn't want any of this, if that's any consolation

>>34743
Yeah I'm seeing people saying fordow is basically fine? fucking kek if so. inb4 pissrael just makes their vassal state do it again. DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME GOY!!!

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>>34744
Just a heads up guys. Yazd (my town) was attacked today for the first time. They hit an IRGC barracks.9 confirmed military kills.

>>34749
Oh shit thats crazy. Whats going on where you live right now?I guess now is a good time to watch Taz Goes to War to get in the spirit https://videos.icum.to/w/heTshn6AyTPSg3MxKw8wrn

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>>34749
bad news the mutt overlord demands another strike

>>34749
How do you expect the upcoming regime change in your country to affect your daily life? It's obvious that's what's coming. The results haven't exactly been awesome for, well, every single country around you.

>>34752
Back to work goyim

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>>34752

>>34756
If Elon Musk was actually based, he would remove the ability for women to have opinions on Twitter.

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>>34756

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Do you remember being a kid and talking about what you would do if you were ultra-rich? Even as an adult it's funny to think about frivolous, illegal, or silly things you'd do. Like as a kid you'd say stupid things like, "I'd buy a baseball team and make them dress up in pirate costumes" or whatever.

Supposedly, there are a little over 3,000 individual billionaires on the planet. How come we basically NEVER hear about weird or outlandish things? Sure, there's probably more than a few involved in human trafficking, pedophilia, murder, etc., but you never hear stories like, "Billionaire makes his favorite youtuber a millionaire overnight" or "So-and-so billionaire paid his favorite band to let him go up on stage with them and (poorly) sing along" etc. Or even stupid things like "Billionaire buys 500 billboards across the country and puts goatse on them" just to troll the public.

Personally, I would use my billions to clone my dog and then distribute those clones throughout the population (people would want the billionaire's designer-dog). Everywhere I went, a copy of my dog would be there. For my actual dog, I would also ship in the best looking dogs of all different kinds so that he could bang them (my dog is a virgin and I feel bad for him because of this). I would insist that the female dogs have to have his puppies. My dog would be like Genghis Khan. I would also feed him only the highest quality meats, including the exotic ones, and hire a live-in dog masseuse to pet him and massage him and stuff. In fact, my dog would have his own human slaves to tend to his every need. Basically I would pamper my dog in ways that are impossible for most people.

What would you do? And why do we not see the actual mega-rich doing anything interesting or weird? (outside of sexual deviancy, murder, etc.)

>>34756
protestant goycattle moment

>>34750
Kek, I've seen it. Taz is a literal bioweapon. He's banned by the geneva conventions.That bussy can kill a whole army.
They hit a barracks. Nothing new so far in my town since yesterday.

>>34752
If they hit the uranium depots the radiation and fallout may spread by the sands of the deserts. Better buy an NCR ranger gear.

>>34754
If they kill the ayatollah, the US may sorts the separatists living on our border territories to balkanize our nation. That's our biggest fear. U.S. intervention in the Middle-East has always been a disaster.
Prices are going up already. Gold price has peaked. I'm afraid turns are about to turn really ugly.

>>34756
I hear a lot of stupid stuff but she takes the cake for the day.

>>34762
You could use the money and the tech to clone bit tiitty goth girlfriends and save the western extinction, man.
A special shipment just for Japan.

"I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big."
-Donald Trump

>>34764
>"I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big."
>-Donald Trump
The only big thing Zion Don is thinking about is the Israeli cock in his mouth

>>34762
I've soyed about this elsewhere on the net, so pardon if this is old hat. I want to create a country where there are only women and they don't even speak of men. I want to see a culture where women are raised without ever seeing or hearing about a penis. How would a colony of women supplied with only x-chromosome sperm develop a culture?
I'd be particularly interested in whether menarche is hastened by the absence of fathers or slowed by comparative lack of sexualized culture- it used to be as late at 17 in white women. I also wonder if volunteers who leave this country and learn about men would become heterosexual/bisexual in the expected proportions, or would their upbringing sustain their asexual/lesbian predilections? Also I would wire the entire country with cameras and microphones and swim through it like a ghost in VR.

>>34766
Sounds hot. How would they procreate? Airdrop in some ziploc baggies filled with nut and a few turkey basters and tell them it's magic baby juice from the gods goddesses?
How would language play a part? Language is highly "gendered" (especially languages like Spanish).
Would there be animals in the country? Wouldn't they see how the animals procreate?
These issues notwithstanding, it does make for a good wank fantasy.
>I'd be particularly interested in whether menarche is hastened by the absence of fathers or slowed by comparative lack of sexualized culture
This is already known. Absence of a father and the introduction of an unrelated male (i.e., mom's new boyfriend) hastens menarche. Women are born sluts.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/the-modern-heart/202310/stepfathers-a-mysterious-cause-of-early-menarche
The reason girls get their period earlier now is due to "nutrition" (or what passes for it in modern times), sedentary lifestyles, and, I believe most critically, stress factors. Women/girls will hit puberty faster if they're in stressful/dangerous situations, because the body is trying to procreate sooner in a low life expectancy environment. Pair all this this with frequent association with unrelated males (such as at school) and you get 13 year olds with huge tits. Which I am strongly in favor of.
I suspect the women in your society would reach puberty much later, assuming they weren't eating hormone-laden fast food all the time.
>Also I would wire the entire country with cameras and microphones and swim through it like a ghost in VR.
I would pay for this service.

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>>34766
>the first thing I see after sneaking into your women only country and meeting the girls

>>34764
Bad news bro. Seabee died. :(

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>>34767
>Women are born sluts.

This kid >>34771 is behind the camera in this picture >>34768

>>34767
To preface this post, I typically ponder two explanations for their surroundings. The first is that their colony is a remainder from a fallen civilization, or they are settlers on a frontier distant, or otherwise isolated from broader civilization. The second is pretty much the truth: they are deliberate but experimental engineered culture with a particular taboo/blindspot so they will collectively flourish and fail in unique ways. They live a life of leisure in the lap of a much larger civilization, as their unique value earns them patronage. If they want, they can leave the Truman show and explore the world- but the taboo will remain, so it will be harder to visit home and impossible to reveal the nature of the taboo without severe consequences.
In any setting, they are provided with X-chromosome selected sperm and it is presented as some sort of machine-produced synthetic fertility-assisting tool. The biological advantages of sperm (genetic diversification) are presented as technological improvements over clonal pregnancy. (As a then vestigial trait, clonal pregnancy has apparently disappeared... break it to them slowly?)
I don't think gendered language would be an issue if the initial language was kept to basic English- Male pronouns and such just wouldn't have a use among the matrons who raise the first generation.
I had considered the animal precedent issue more from the perspective of "How are we going to teach them biology or history?" and the options are either A. teach them wrong and hide any contrary evidence or B. leave a void. I'm willing to found multiple amazonian colonies just to try all the variables.
But for animal presence in particular, we have few options. There are sustainably clonal parthenogenetic animals like texan "lesbian lizards" who could alleviate some sense of alienation from nature. But once they understand evolution they may find some conflict with the narrative that they alone are a monosexual species with an apparently non-gender repository of genetic differentiation. I'm sure I can find some sustainable backstories if long-lived Amazon cultures turn out to be very interesting. If we're doing artificial insemination already then the IQ, Openness, etc of the population are just variables for the tuning. So the question "How good of a backstory can we fabricate" is really more like "How smart can we make the girls? How long might the illusion last if we make them this smart?" I expect a barbell strategy: short-lived cultures of 115-130 IQ geniuses, and long-lived cultures of 100-110 IQ hotties. Genetic selection doesn't have to follow a Gaussian distribution, so overly-intelligent outliers could be made very rare.
Menarche topic- I was aware of some research, but I didn't know about the stepfather effect. I think the coolest result would be if proper nutrition + zero males/sex resulted in a very slow maturation, like menarche at 19 and a decade of puberty resulting in a slowly, finely sculpted body. Like the opposite of chubby girls with hasty puberty- which are also great, but I love the spice of life.
>These issues notwithstanding, it does make for a good wank fantasy.
I enjoy it as an idea of an experimental culture, a work of cultures that creates culture beyond itself.
But, I also want to win an auction and introduce a couple hot redheads to the concept of a penis.

>>34773
based. this is the content tubgurl needs.

>>34766
>>34773
I had a very similar idea a long time ago but with less depth. All the women would be shipped to california and a dome would be placed over it like the simpsons movie then it would be sunk into the ocean so they wouldnt see the outside world. "Lesbian Atlantis"

>>34773
actually if women ruled the world it''d be a utopia get it right enough with these male fantasies of yours like it's fallout but with the degredation of the female mind it's a joke the patriarcht wil fall mark my word

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Anyone here living in Montana? Flathead National Forest seems kinda chill, might go there with my family next year.

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Hey guys, I sometimes wonder if Ashley is sad about seemingly no one here really sharing her interests. How about trying to improve that situation by changing her interests, so that they are more aligned with ours?

Personally, I would like for her to get more into Y2K stuff, not only for its aesthetics, but also for a more tech-positive mindset, that would allow her to be more open to the idea of playing Mario Kart with her fans, among other things.

Discuss interests, or even personality traits, you wish the Ash had ITT.

>>34823
She can cry about it all she wants. The only thing I'm going to change is her diaper.

>>34823
she's already tech positive just in another way like with how her phone is set up she could probably play mario kart

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>playing Mario Kart with her fans

>>34821
no

>>34823
You are literally the abusive piece of shit that gaslights women into changing themselves. Begone, Ashley doesn't deserve you.

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>>34834
kek this better be bait. women don't have strong opinions. They're only there to mirror your own and provide pussy on demand.

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guys ash finally acknowledged my existence. she called me maggot boy but i am still so fucking happy 😭😭 fuck all of you i dont need you anymore

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I'm tired of being lumped in with these people! A 19 year old? Gross!

>>33752
There is a girl just like this at my job.

>>34853
Have you raped her bussy yet?

I just found out recently that two guys I knew from high school had died. I'm not sure about any of the details since I haven't talked to either of them since graduation, but from what I read in their obituaries it appears both deaths were sudden. Either they got killed in a car accident, died from the COVID vaccine or committed suicide. Either way, it sucks they died so young. One died last year and the other was almost a year prior. We all worked at the same Summer job too with our parents, it must been awful for them to attend eachother's son's funeral in that span of time.

Anyways, this made me more aware of my own mortality and that I too can die any day from now and destroy my family afterwards. I should make sure to wipe my browsing history before going outside.

Have you guys lost anyone close to you or known anyone from your childhood who died? Did their death(s) affect you in any way?

>>34855
The only girl I dated in hs died in a car crash while I was a few years into college. I don't think I really felt anything, maybe I wasn't close enough with her. I've always been too neurotic/suicidal to really consciously dread death.

>>34855
When I was 14, I moved to another city with my parents, leaving all my childhood friends behind. A year after the move, I decided to go to that city and visit my friends. I hung out at a friend's place for a couple of days. Then I decided to visit another and he told me that a couple of days ago our mutual friend went to dig up wires from street lamps in order to sell the copper for scrap metal, there he was electrocuted and fried to death. Honestly, even though I considered him a friend in my childhood and we had a few cool moments, I didn’t feel sorry for him, he was a dumb retard, in my childhood he would bother me and embarrass me in public in order to assert himself, I attacked him in one of those moments, and when he asked me to stop, he took out a pepper spray (which he had recently found on the street) and sprayed it in my eyes, it was painful. After that, I didn’t communicate with him until the moment of his death, and I don’t regret it.
After that I became very afraid of electricity, and even get nervous when I have to deal with the fuse box.

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>thisu is nani Ashrey was doingu when shite was down 1 day desu
RMAO





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>>34855
High school death roster:

1 OD'd on oxy/percs (part of me doesn't mind he's dead, he tripped me in high school and my books went flying on the floor in between classes when it was peak foot traffic)

1 upperclassman had some rare health issues and passed a few years after graduating

1 guy I hung out with everyday at lunch with got hit by a drunk driver. We were never really close friends, but we had the same circle of friends that would smoke hooka/cigarettes and day drink everyday after school. We both bonded over Nirvana and FIDLAR. 

1 prissy prep girl got hit by a drunk driver or was the drunk driver i don't remember

1 crust punk I went to high school with died of an OD after changing schools

there's been certainly more deaths, but I don't keep up with people on social media so I'll never know.

I don't feel a thing emotionally, but they serve as a fleeting reminder that life is brief, precious, and delicate. I live my life with regrets, I try to not live my life with regrets. It's easier said than done.

>>34857
I knew someone who also got electrocuted trying to steal copper wire.This was shortly after him and his girlfriend had a baby, now that kid will grow up without a father. 

>>34865
Damn, that's quite the list. I only know about 4 people from high school who died. One was a suicide in 12th grade, the other drowned in a river, the other 2 I know nothing about but it was posted online. There was one guy I occasionally saw in the hallways but never interacted with him. About a year after graduation there was a big accident involving a transport truck that plowed into a vehicle that tried making a left turn at an intersection, the driver who was instantly killed turned out to be that same guy I saw in the hallways. There's a cross placed at that interaction to this day in his memory.

Whatever regrets you have about the past don't let it interfere with the present. It's OK if you fuck up as long as you learn from it and improve yourself afterwards, it's all part of being human. Someone once told me: "If you have a problem, fix it. If you can't fix it, then why worry about it?" Pretty straight forward but it's something to think about.

>>34865
There was this kid I went to school with who wore skirts. He kept saying he was going to shoot us for making fun of him and would make finger guns at us so we picked on him even more. We stopped when we heard his grandma died. He said a gay driver choking on balls rear-ended her ass. I said rectum and the kid blurts out wrecked'em damn near killed him.

>>34868
Those are just the high school related ones, but I digress. Death is the equalizer. Most deaths I know of have been substance related. Makes ya think.

>>34870
Aren't most deaths substance related? People just don't die from thin air unless they're on Everest or something.

>>34871
You could endlessly break down causes of death through the lens of substance. The poison in our food, in the air we breath, etc. but I really just meant drug related. Even then drugs are not the root cause. People have psychological holes they try to fill with things like alcohol, heroin, pills, horse dildos and sometimes shit just goes bad. Wrong place, wrong time. Not to give them a complete victim stance because they obviously bare the weight of their own decisions in some form or another.

>>34873
>horse dildos
>sometimes shit just goes bad.
>Wrong place, wrong time.
I'm sure Ashley makes it to the bathroom on time. You'll see that hole in the wall, from that, from her door, the doorknob hit there because she was in a rush to poop and, uh, that's what will happen. She also says that will be the only hole we see in her video but she doesn't seem to realize she keeps opening her mouth.

Anyway, I'd say fat people obviously bare the most weight of their own decisions and people who are crushed to death.

>>34873
Last year there was a pickup truck that plowed right into one of the street lights at an intersection that I cross almost daily. Whenever I'm waiting for the walk signal to flash I'm always watching out for any idiots speeding down the road. I've seen drivers run a red light a few times when they try to beat the amber light.

>>34875
I've seen drivers run a red light a few times as well. Shucks I've even done it a few times myself when I try to beat the AMBER Alert. The elites don’t want you to know this but the kids at the park are free you can take them home. I have 458 kids.

>>34878
I hate Amber Alerts, that shit woke up me up in the middle of the night telling me some old bitch with Alzheimer's who lives 12 hours from me went missing and I had to go to work with barely any sleep and feeling like shit. Everyone at work was complaining about it and this fat faggot got mad at us and said if it was our relative we wouldn't be complaining. I wanted to tell him that I hope nobody finds that woman and if they do I hope she was murdered in an extreme way that would give the police department's toughest detective severe PTSD and commit suicide.

>>34879
THIS. So Much This. I kidnap and kill old people as VENGEANCE on the amber alert system. Soycry more faggots I HATE grandmothers.

>>34884
How about you go choke on some cock instead of bubble tea. Lay off the pedal and stay in your lane, Jeff Gordon

>>34879
>>34884
You know you can turn those off, right? I turned them off but if you do you won't get the notification that a nuke is inbound and miss out on emergency weather updates as well

Hello are there any redpilled ones in the tub?

https://incels.wiki/w/Male_lesbian

>>34894
So is this what Chris Chan identified as when he said he was a tom girl?

>>34894
This is but a byproduct of our lustful modern times, in a decent world everyone in these dynamics would be considered some shade of normal and in truth they are when they arent jerking off None of you are special Let's all kill ourselves.

>>34895
Chris Chan Is a man. He will never become a woman or a girl. The estrogen only made him more masculine.

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>>34897
>The estrogen only made him more masculine.
It's not that it made him more masculine, it made him more frightening. This happens to all trannies. "Transitioning" makes you appear freakish and unwell, which elicits revulsion in others. Think of an average guy you know personally. Any guy. Now imagine him wearing a dress and 6 months deep on estrogen. Horrifying, right?

Take this picture of Richard Rachel Levine for example, the former Assistant Secretary for Health in the US. Normally, nobody would find this fat old man particularly intimidating. But after engaging in such a grotesque mimicry of the feminine form, you cannot help but feel disturbed and uncomfortable looking at him.

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>>34898
The closest they can get to being feminine is being like duke nukem. These guys look like they can easily get buff if they lose weight and exercise more. These are chads who like to put on drag but look like they should be working at a construction site. How are they not masculine?

You guys ever think about how Muhammad looked at child pussy and was like, "God made some mistakes and I can fix them"

Has anyone other than this "consensus" guy ever actually bought something from "https://xmrbazaar.com/user/AshleyJones"? I like how this is seemingly all she has to offer, imagine being this useless (xD)

>>35000
No but you wasted a perfectly good GET, faggot.

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>>35000
She deleted her account? Has she left and is never coming back again? Which one of you did this?

>>35004
dibs on middle

>>35004
She put a lot of effort into her account I doubt she deleted it, but I bet that people put up a big enough stink and got her banned. Or she wasn't making any sales and said nuke.

>>35000
>>35004
>>35007
The link is just wrong you fucking mouthbreathers
https://xmrbazaar.com/user/AshleyJones

>>35008
clearly a mimic RIP ashley jones

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I'm afraid to buy anything from Ashley. She seems so much more sophisticated and intelligent than I am. I'm afraid that I would come off as a retard trying to explain what I want from her. She also has a warning on her account which means someone was dissatisfied with her service but I can't find the review for it. It was probably removed by her. She is also a donor so who is my money even going to? Why am I going to give Ashley money when she is just going to give it away to some other poor retard who has to beg for it? The donor symbol even looks like the sigil of Baphomet. I thought Ashley was against all that but clearly she enjoys being a part of it. She reminds me of Ghislaine Maxwell.

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She looks a lot like Wynona Ryder and probably shoplifts too. Just look at what she is wearing. Why would anyone wear that on camera unless they were trying to represent their involvement with Satan-worshipping pedophiles. Didn't Ashley live in the basement of her house? I wonder who lives in that basement now?

Ashley didnt want to be my wife so she's a satanist

>>35022
Hey, I wouldn't want to be your wife either, bud, but that's probably because she's already engaged to Lucifer: the God of this Age.

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>>35023
I heard that ashley is in a secret relationship with the granny that gives her rides all over town

>>35023
ur too poetic bro too many commas i cant reRgyjed that

boner

>>35026
and thou art m'rely a blinking idiot to bethink ashley wouldst hitteth the mure and alloweth h'rself to has't wat'r babies with the likes of thee

>>35027
fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot; t's bon'r not boner

>>35019
I'm afraid to buy stuff from Ashley too, not because she'd make like an abortion and not deliver but because I don't support Isreal

>>35029
say what about a cock's cum?

>>35029
*bonaarr

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>>35025
She can't help herself.

>>35049
She's fallen and she can't get up.

>>35049
bump

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>>35025
I heard Ashley has a secret OnlyFans account for her to create sexual content of herself for other girls like herself to consume. Why would she get an OnlyFans account to begin with if she's not desperate to start making money for herself? She actually doesn't care if a chick has OnlyFans. If you're about making money don't dedicate a video to your fans justifying why you have an OnlyFans account. They're not your audience anymore. Dedicate your video to all the horny grannies out there. Say what you're going to do. Why you're so horny. Why you're so excited you can't wait for them to pound off to you. What you're going to do for them. Tease them a little bit. Show them a little happy trail. That's what they want to see. They don't want to hear that you just find it funny. They don't want to hear about you're Mexican and you like to clean or that you collect CRT TVs. Only ICE and trannies want to hear that. ICE and trannies don't make anybody horny. Grandpas want to jack off to you. They don't want to hear your life story honey. They want you to hear theirs and you to rape their sexy old person penis. Show them what they're gonna get. Get them horny. Rape their dick. If Ashley made an OnlyFans she would be extremely good at it because first of all she genuinely loves this kind of snuff. She loves beating off the elderly. She's very good at beating off. She knows it requires authenticity and consistency. She'll show you her butthole and make it wink at you baby. I know Ashley will read this because she is very sensitive to criticism. I'm not trying to be negative. I hope she can take my criticism and improve her content and make something we all want to watch. Ashley if you want some practice. Talk to me. Show me via webcam what a girl wishes her husband could do.

>>35074
>ICE and trannies don't make anybody horny
typival libraerd

>>35074
She does have an onlyfans but that was just for bonbi. If she posted nudes someone would have leaked them on here by now. I do say it's time though Ashley. we're ready for your of. You ain't gettin any younger

>>35077
Duuuh wut

>>35079
I'm not leaking pics of a 16 year old.

>>35077
I want to lick and cover these balls with my lips.

>>35085
is that gay?

>>35079
I have the Ashley Jones OnlyFans files. They are on my desk.

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>>35092

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>>35092
omg leaked

>>35096
Is this real?!

>>35098
Isreal

>>35096
So those supplements were for her the entire time.

>>35099
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=BrlF46tZiQo?si=8HTmg3WMG8XwyZ9h

>>35096
Those are some very cheesy cheese sticks.

Anyone have any good suicide prank ideas? It may be a bit generic but chugging a full bottle of soda and then downing mentos, start spewing sproke. Maybe walk around and get people running from the stream like I'm an off brand supervillain. Then I'm bisected except for my strung out spine as plastic explosives shred my abdomen from the inside out. I could use a timer or a subtle trigger. Or maybe I just use enough make definite visible concussive blasts inside my torso, acidify my blood real quick. I think I could just get doped up really well before and it wouldn't feel that bad?

I've been thinking for a while that I should blow myself up but I never really identified a suitable target. I don't feel a lot of loyalty for anyone and so my predisposition is towards picking on petty loser-tyrants because I think that would be the funniest. Unless I could get into like a really fancy party and not get escorted out instantly? Honestly I probably won't go through with it, at least not until I have some things squared away. Still fun to think about. I bet I would set it up and just sit on it, wait to it when a cop stops me for bullshit or something like that, petty shit that never gets push back because of how obscure it is. Bonus if they have to record or report it lol.

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>>35159
Golly anon if you kill yourself where will your mom deliver the tendies

>>35159
The best way to commit suicide is helium asphyxia. It's quick and painless and if your parents burst in on you while you're in the process of doing it. You can always yell back at them in a squeaky voice that you're killing yourself and they'll probably have a good laugh so your death won't be as painful for them to endure. It's a win/win for everyone. Fun was had by all.

>>35159
> It may be a bit generic but chugging a full bottle of soda and then downing mentos, start spewing sproke.
>but chugging
butt chugging
heh

>>35159
https://www.bis.org/events/agm_info.htm?m=52

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>>35263

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TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING VIBRATOR ASHLEY!

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Board theme

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>>35267
this song goes well with this gif.

Dammit someone beat me to itbut it takes 10 minutes to make a post with this disaster of a board REEEEE

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>>35273
best post

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<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35274

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I-is it over?

THIS BOARD HACKED BY Ю.Р.Г.

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>>35281
NOT A CHANCE IN HELL, BITCH.

ПИНАС КАК ВАЛЛС

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>>35301
>UI visible

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>>35315
Just because you're shitposting doesn't mean you shouldn't value your time. So what if the UI was visible? You still got the joke. This is why you're poor.

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>>34836
would

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=b7ZOT2ehRfM&t=3

>>35322
He made vlogs too? Jeffery Epstein actually seems like a good dude.

>>35322
You think Terry would've browsed this board had he not kill himself by jumping infront of a train?

>>35318
That's a cyborg

>>34762
Whose that girl? She's really hot.

>>35358
>crescent moon tattoo
Sorry, bud. She only dates black guys.

Is the website down? I can't access dukenukemis.cool (and its onion link) or https://videos.icum.to/

>>35365
this happens once per month, nothing to worry about

>>35366
oh cool

No, she is gone for good this time.

>>35368
oh cool

>>35370
>>35368
Wrong! Not cool man. Not cool.

>>35371
not cool

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I hope she comes back. I'll tie a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree until she does.

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Who here has a Youtube account? I know nobody wants to admit to being a total faggot, but, I want to relay a message to MadThad on Youtube, so I need someone to comment on his recent video for me.

I have a YouTube account. (I am a total faggot).

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>>35498
this is a lot like madthad and ashley

>>35498
aight bet at least that nigga aint on some bullshit tryin to be boujee wit some cheugy aye sis you need to be vibe checkin these cap niggas just tell these no rizz simp niggas to put the fries in the bag bruh ya feel me on god me and thad the only two no cap niggas up in this bitch cuz you be a smol snack you got a nut and these niggas aint bussin bruh no cap ya feel me

>>35518
Urine for it now, bud.

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>>35518
I find it odd that the cow isn't on there. It's almost as if Indians are ass backwards disgusting retards. While every other civilization was enjoying milk and beef, Indians were enjoying piss and shit. It's like the deity that blessed them with cows forget to give them the instruction manual. He probably came back later on to check up on the progress and was like, "No, no, you're doing it all wrong... you know what, never mind —I'm just gonna go."

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Cleaned my bathroom after neglecting it for several months. I'm sure the maintenance guy will appreciate it when he comes in tomorrow to fix my toilet.

I cant find any latina porn ashley why is this happening ashley elighten me ashley why is everyone so gay ashley

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My dudes are we still watching movies at https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones? Would love to watch something literally now.

>>35568
Sure but what movie?

>>35569
I put on a chronological recut of pulp fiction from peertube now.

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feel free to join me bros, click the link

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>>35568
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>>35573
thanks for enlightening us with us presence senpain, we were honored by your presence

And then I showed up and ruined everything

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watching a movie and drinking again if anyone wanna join

What sort of boys are attractive to bisexual women who lean to the lesbian side? Is it all in the face? A lot seem to say "only exception: timothee chalamet" or harry styles. Obviously the status halo is in full effect. Very pointed jaws, a lot of facial shadow stuff going on. They both have a sort of intricate way their face scrunches up, reminiscent of dimples? Youthful skin, decent hairline, they are pretty boys obviously. Both have put out some gender nonconforming style. Both have a very tall nose bridge, completely unlike a prettyboy who is more ashley between the eyes. (but styles does have a sort of odd babyface IMO even though his eyes are tiny)

Also I think lesbians have good faces. (I sample lesbians from true crime documentaries, probably an unbiased sample) I also really like their "froggy" or "diamond" type face.

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>>35597
>What sort of boys are attractive to bisexual women who lean to the lesbian side?
Duke Nukem, Michael J. Fox, Kevin Sorbo, Ronald McDonald played by Jack Doepke, and Weird Al.

>>35597
Don't worry about what women find attractive. Women don't even know what they find attractive. A women will fawn over a guy she considers her type but will get with the guy that isn't. Women are fickle. It's their prerogative. Don't allow it to become yours.

>>35607
This is just further evidence that women don't know what they want.

>>35613
>This is just further evidence that women don't know what they want.
Seems pretty obvious to me bruh, but I've actually had sex before.
>Strong protector (Duke Nukem and Hercules)
>Sweet with a boyish side that can be endearing (Michael J. Fox)
>Has a silly sense of humor (Ronald McDonald, Weird Al)
These are manifestations of Ashley's attractions to certain characteristics and archetypes (which most/all girls find attractive). If you couldn't figure this out on your own, you're retarded.

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>>35614
>but I've actually had sex before.
Has no relevance. I have nothing to prove. I'm very much confident and capable.
>If you couldn't figure this out on your own, you're retarded.
Well then perhaps you would care to enlighten everyone from your own elaborate experience. All bitches act the same and you talk just like bitch which suggests you're no different from one.

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>>35607
You forgot the King of Pop.

>>35615
triggered

>>35617
go choke on someone else's cock cunt face

>>35619
lmao

>>35615
what an intimate act

>>35619
u mad XD

>>35619
come breathe below a specific person's cunt cock mask

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https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/21/lil-nas-x-hospitalized-possible-overdose/
wtf

>>33719 (OP) 
I still haven't finished the latest ashlep vid i keeps fall aspleep 20 minut mark 33 times naow

>>35698
I fell asleep to all of her videos.

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watching Armageddon in Spanish
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

>>35715
So Armagedón?

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Imagine going to prison looking something like this guy. 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/16-year-colorado-boy-charged-adult-deadly-school/story?id=63050178

>>35777
I bet he has a naturally pink butthole that his cellmates won't refuse to take advantage of. Man they're lucky to have their own femboy plaything.

sum yall gay af fam ngl

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>>35781
>reddit park
You have to go back.

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Any ufologists around here? Can you please explain this?
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=__9s5chdV7c