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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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Thoughts?
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I>>33720

I like 18 years old cuties.
Its 1001% legal where i live and almost all over the world.
Plus, many are still virgins.
I wouldn't go any lower than that age.
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>>33752
>Its 1001% legal where i live and almost all over the world.
That must be nice. I'm on the sex offender registry for touching the fingertips of a 21 year-old when she handled my change at the McDonald's drive-thru.
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>>33753

Are you from the USA? I understand that each state has its own laws.
How unfortunate that you live in such a sanctimonious prudish state.
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>>33754
I've been considering getting one of these full butt masturbators. Anyone have any experience with them? Recommendations?
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>>33757
ive had a fleshlight, 3 different tenga things, and a tenga egg 6 pack and some other no name ass thing and they're all not worth it. unless you're circumcised, then maybe they're worth it.
what was that egyptian book called? I can't remember. It's cited on Asley's website and it's about energy n' shit. Some anons talked about it too a few years ago.
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>>33761
what was that egyptian book called? I can't remember. It's cited on Asley's website and it's about energy n' shit. Some anons talked about it too a few years ago.
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>>33762
I sent you a PM
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>>33757

>recomendations?
Use your hand.
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>>33762

Speaking of energy... I just saw a video of someone recommending diacynian glasses to see beyond the normal frequency spectrum that an eye can perceive. He said that you could perceive the aura of people or expulsions of energy from the body, even that you could see energy entities of all kinds such as ghosts or demons
 Someone here has one of those glasses?.

Dayum. I miss /x/ in 4chan.
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>>33765
I have a pair of HD sunglasses for whenever me and my good pal Jeff go golfing together. The grass couldn't look any more greener!
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>>33766

Mmm cool.
Your good pal jeff is seymour from agatha2?
>>33763
>a PM
No one here has my contact info. It's fine though, I remembered what it was called.
I hada dream or a nightmare really and Ashley was in it. I was talking to this mother and she subtly hinted that my family was living in a poor zone so I called her son a tranny which he was. They recorded me and immediately destroyed my social reputation. I can't remember the rest but ashley was bound naked and getting sexually tortured by someone and briefly saw this laughed at her and walked away. Anyways, the destuction of my social reputation was devestating because the video only captured my retaliation with no context so it made me seem like the bad guy. People will blindly cast stones at anyone as long as they're portrayed online as a bad person even if they're not.
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>>33769
>watch someone get sexually tortured
>laugh at them
>i swear im a good person
No you're not. A good person would've started jacking off
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>>33770
Well I suppose the opposite is true, if you're potayed online you can be a bad person behind the scenes as well
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The Poop Diet.
>>33752
Is that Luke now?! He really did turn himself into Ashley.
>>33753
You don't even have to be on the sex offender registry to be considered a sex offender these days. This trend of shaming men for liking petite girls is nonsense only propagated by envious beta orbiters and mother hens. They know the mob won't lose any time in declaring someone a pedophile with little to no evidence. Notice how quickly their tunes change when the targeted woman remains single or even dates someone they are supportive of. This is because they want it this way. If it's the beta male, he still believes he has a small chance with the girl by competing for her love against the new guy by making up even more elaborate reasons she should dump him and if it's the mother hen, she just doesn't want another female in her friend group to one-up her so she is supportive of her and the new guy even if he continues to show even more red flags. The majority of the female population are short petite women. Women like Ashley are what is traditionally considered beautiful but people these days want to look at someone crosswise for not being attracted to used goods or hamplanets. Being an older guy, I still have young girls flirting with me at work and wanting to hang out but I've been told that it's not acceptable because I could easily take advantage of them with my experience when these girls clearly have more experience than I do. That's why I never accept these invitations because I always feel like they are trying to set me up or simply find something they can use to make fun of me later. Women are like that. They love to disgrace you in front of your peers because they have been taught that it's appropriate and acceptable to destroy a man's pride and dignity but do it to them and suddenly everyone is "how dare you" and takes her side because she sheds some crocodile tears.
>>33805
no
>>33805
tldr
>>33805
This is a pretty accurate summation about a facet of human nature that most aren't even aware of to exist. I won't shit on you like them but your posts could only benefit from some additional editing. Less is more.
>>33805
Ashley should make the text on this site flashing at all times
>>33719 (OP) 
Hypothetically speaking if you found out your pet dog or cat was murdered by somone, but you're not able to prove it by legal mean, what's a fair punishment for justice?
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>>33812
Death by rape.
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Years ago there was a pedophile “female” who lived a block away from my friend’s house. We were like 13 at the time and were told to stay away from her. Of course we didn’t listen and would essentially stalk her. She was probably in her late 20s and looked like Carly Rae Jepsen. We’d ride past her house on our bikes and if she was outside we’d but she didn’t acknowledge us. Then we convinced my friends cousin to go to her door and try and get molested by her. She ended up calling the cops saying we were harassing her. I was grounded for a 2 months and unfortunately she ended up moving away a few months later.
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>>33820
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
You're only twelve years old
So fuck me, baby
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>>33820
I would try to be more subtle about it next time
>>33821
I don't see the appeal in celebrity women when there are plenty of women that are on par if not more beautiful with even lower self-esteem in the general public
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>>33823
Agreed. Honestly there's nothing sexier than a hot girl with low self esteem
>>33821
Fun fact. She's turning 40 this year.
Ashley pls add siren bgm
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4CHAN IS BACK NIGGAZZZ!!!!!!
>>33833
>glowie psyop
what makes 4chan redeemable in any sense?
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>>33834

I get fond of the place I think. I hope it lasts my whole life and beyond.
I have also downloaded interesting things from the torrent board like that educational video of the samurai master who teaches about the Jews.
That video is really good. It would have been impossible for me to find it elsewhere.
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>>33833
oh, how I missed my chicken general, back to /an I go!
>>33833
Good. Stay there motherfucker.
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I hate it when I order something online, especially when it's expensive, and give out all the right shipping information but UPS sends me a message that my package is delayed due to the unit number being absent or incorrect and there's been no updates for several days. Atleast they held on to it and didn't just drop it off at the front entrance of the building for some n!gger to steal it. That hasn't happened to me yet but I heard from other tenants that it's been happening a lot lately. It's small enough to fit inside my mailbox but sometimes they just leave packages out in the open and assume it's totally safe. 

Anyone ever get their package stolen? Was it anything expensive or really important to you?
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>>33870
not stolen but got almost fucked buy a seller who happens to be an a fat white women in her late 50s bought expensive glasses for my mom as a gift n the bitch forgot to put the fucking shades in their highend box took her 2 month to pick the phone n resend the damn shades.
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>>33873
Damn that sucks, atleast she sent the sunglasses despite waiting 2 months. I just called UPS and rescheduled my delivery after I gave them my unit number. Now I have to sit around all day waiting for it's arrival again.
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Does anyone member 'I Gotta Ferret' Tabby?
>>33870
>>33873
>>33877
Dude when I had first gotten my home internet at my place. I had to go through Comcast because they were the only service provider in my area and they sent my router through UPS and the UPS guy clearly stole it. He marked it as delivered and I saw the motherfucker take my package and get back in his truck so I tried to wave him down and he looked right at me and drove off. So I called Comcast and and then UPS and Comcast says no problem and sends me out another router and UPS double downs on my package being delivered despite what I tell them. So I file a complaint. Never hear anything back from them. But sometime later there is a story in the local news about UPS employees at our local UPS shipping facility were caught stealing peoples packages and it had been going on for years which might explain why my friend never got his Firefly dvd collection too. But anyway Comcast sides with UPS and charges me for the missing router. I told them to fuck off and cancelled my service. I have been using T-mobile as of late and have experienced no issues.
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tazzy wazzy HATES when this happens!!!
“The elite rule us”
“What’s your solution?”
“404 error”
Maybe the elite should rule us. Better than a fucking moron ruling over us.
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>>33959
>needing anyone to dictate the circumstances of your life
yea
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>>33960
retards like you need dictation.
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>>33977
retards like you need dick
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>>34001
Thanks for offer I already have one. Want it?
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REMEMBER TO SHOWER
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>>34001
high quality burn
>>34027
I always remember after I forget.
>>34009
Yes
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