- Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones.

The Void #2: Derrick Vore Edition Anonymous 02/05/2024, 23:33:10 No.23584

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Your post is unworthy of going in any other thread. Thus, it is now going into Derrick's tiny little mouth, where he will run his soft tongue over it before chewing it up and swallowing it. Your post will land in his dark, warm little tummy, before being extracted of its nutrients and turned into waste. Derrick will then shit out your post from his brown little butthole. This thread is where it lands.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.

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Anonymous 02/05/2024, 23:43:59 No.23586

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Oh good theres a new thread because I wanted to discuss this and didn't know where.

Thoughts?????????????? Are these images accurate?

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Anonymous 03/05/2024, 01:22:04 No.23589

>>23586
Skip the middle man and pair dad with a child

Anonymous

03/05/2024, 01:52:39 No.23590

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Geeeiiiigh~

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Anonymous 03/05/2024, 03:29:55 No.23591

>>23590
>two men cockfighting

Anonymous 03/05/2024, 05:36:03 No.23595

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>>23584 (OP) 
Post your sizes. 7 here.

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Anonymous 03/05/2024, 16:46:04 No.23611

>>23586
I guess I'm a woman. lol. Just replace it with mom and it's literally me. She's 62.

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Anonymous 03/05/2024, 21:38:54 No.23612

>>23611
You are in lesbians with your mom?

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Anonymous 04/05/2024, 00:35:58 No.23615

>>23612
That is very much like Ashley and childhood fantasies

Anonymous 04/05/2024, 01:54:19 No.23617

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Who’s the captain of the ship?

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Anonymous 04/05/2024, 01:59:27 No.23618

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>>23617
That would be me.

Anonymous 04/05/2024, 02:58:13 No.23619

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>>23617
Pic related.

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Anonymous

04/05/2024, 04:44:51 No.23621

>>23595
4 inches long 
8 inches wide

Anonymous 04/05/2024, 06:36:45 No.23625

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>>23619
Pic related.

Anonymous

04/05/2024, 13:34:31 No.23628

>>23584 (OP) 
IS THAT A RARE, UNRELEASED, UNBOXED AND UNVAXXED "derrickdabeastxX" UPPER DECK TUBGURL.COM TRADING CARD PP MINT CONDITION PSA 10????

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Anonymous 04/05/2024, 15:46:20 No.23633

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>>23628
I didn't think anyone on this board would be familiar with Upper Deck baseball cards. Upper Deck which I collected when I was a kid was considered the pinnacle of trading cards. I would say that we would have to relegate derrickdabeast to a Topps trading card at best.

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Anonymous

04/05/2024, 16:31:50 No.23634

>>23633
He looks like a Bottom to me.

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Anonymous 04/05/2024, 17:35:20 No.23637

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>>23634
Topps
>looks like a Bottom to me

Anonymous 05/05/2024, 09:23:05 No.23662

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This looks like antiques guy.

Anonymous

05/05/2024, 13:49:07 No.23666

>>23633
>I didn't think anyone on this board would be familiar with Upper Deck baseball cards
erm tbh Seabz sorry but i just searched trading card game brands and that was the first name I read :S

do you still have those baseball cards? they might be worth something and you could sell em on ebay!

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Anonymous 05/05/2024, 16:26:51 No.23674

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>>23666
I still have the baseball cards just don't have the ambition to try and sell them. The old Pokemon cards which I never got into are probably worth a lot more.

Anonymous 05/05/2024, 17:39:06 No.23675

The damn OP picture makes me crave pizza every time I see it. Curse you Derrick.

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Anonymous 05/05/2024, 18:14:10 No.23678

>>23675
It looks like he's regurgitating the pizza back out. I like to pretend in a baby bird and he's the mama bird and he's feeding me his undigested pizza right into my mouth. lol.

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Anonymous 05/05/2024, 20:49:13 No.23679

>>23678
You could get second hand caffeine just by tasting the Monster in his saliva

Anonymous 06/05/2024, 02:05:38 No.23683

MONSTER CUM

Anonymous

06/05/2024, 13:44:45 No.23698

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>>23584 (OP)

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Anonymous 06/05/2024, 21:27:24 No.23708

>>23698
Nice spin on a classic image. Chester wants to put his white sauce in derricks mouth

Anonymous 06/05/2024, 22:03:01 No.23709

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>>23584 (OP) 
derrick be a goomba head ass nigga

Anonymous

07/05/2024, 14:35:27 No.23720

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At 55:50 in TikTok Tranny, the tiktok video in picrel thats titled "Is he going to hate me??"
is this the only TikTok video that doesnt have any footage anywhere?
I think all the rest atleast have some partial footage in the movie

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Anonymous 07/05/2024, 17:26:32 No.23725

>>23720
Sweet Jesus! Is that LOST MEDIA?! Brb going to post about it on Lost Media Wiki so that some youtuber will make a half hour video discussing it.

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Anonymous 08/05/2024, 00:43:22 No.23732

>>23720
I don't hate you, Ashley

Anonymous

12/05/2024, 13:38:36 No.23952

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>>23725
rewatching Derrick goes to Court and Im still impressed with the transformation into judge Latisha Haramba Antifa Jackson by the actoress Ashley Jones. 
Looks like a different person.

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Anonymous 12/05/2024, 16:42:39 No.23958

>>23952
Those nostril wideners kek

Anonymous 13/05/2024, 00:03:40 No.23969

>>23952
You got it all wrong. Thats ashley WITHOUT makeup

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Anonymous 13/05/2024, 20:12:33 No.23984

>>23969
No, that’s Ashley with makeup trying to pretend to look like a niggress.

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Anonymous 13/05/2024, 22:51:33 No.23987

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>>23984
Ashley has had reverse vitiligo for several years now. Instead of her skin turning from black to white it turned from white to black.  That's why she initially quit making videos. Her skin is now fully black and she has concealed it using copious amounts of makeup. I appaud her to having the courage to show her true self and I hope she does it more often. Also the xmr she constantly begs for isn't for maintaining the site, its for make up to cover her dark skin.

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Anonymous 14/05/2024, 05:54:28 No.24020

>>23987
No, she was pretending to be a niggress.

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Anonymous 14/05/2024, 06:34:14 No.24021

>>24020
I don't understand, can you try to be a little bit more clear?

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Anonymous 14/05/2024, 07:38:44 No.24026

>>24021
Ashley Jones IS black and she HAS ALWAYS been black

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Anonymous 14/05/2024, 14:54:27 No.24032

>>24026
Ashley Jones is a black queen. Anyone who claims she's wearing makeup or pretending to be black are ignorant.

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Anonymous 14/05/2024, 14:59:57 No.24033

>>24026
>>24032
💯 Stop ✋🏾 trying to white wash Black bodies. Ashley has, is, and always will be Black. Smh

Anonymous

17/05/2024, 03:34:48 No.24159

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New mental breakdown just dropped
https://videos.icum.to/w/43Zw5XCfni6PMRak3UNyps

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Anonymous 17/05/2024, 04:30:28 No.24164

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>>24159
Ashley be like "I know a spot" and take you here

Anonymous 17/05/2024, 06:22:12 No.24170

>>24159
>goo pods
She actually makes a solid point here and I'll never be able to look at the women in duke nukem the same way again

Anonymous

17/05/2024, 09:37:48 No.24171

>>24159
https://youtu.be/m4U4NCkp-Mo omg

Anonymous 17/05/2024, 13:27:44 No.24172

>>24159
Literally why do you have to be so insulting?

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Anonymous 17/05/2024, 13:43:10 No.24173

>>24172
As compared to figuratively?

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Anonymous 17/05/2024, 17:09:13 No.24174

>>24173
I don't think it's possible to be insulting figuratively unless maybe she's using satire but the jury is still out on that but she sure threw around the R word (retard) a lot.

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Anonymous 17/05/2024, 17:52:29 No.24176

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Anonymous 17/05/2024, 20:30:55 No.24180

>>24174
Oh no not the r word!

Anonymous 18/05/2024, 03:02:46 No.24181

real tired of yall simps

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Anonymous 18/05/2024, 03:27:18 No.24182

>>24181
Not many simps here

Anonymous 18/05/2024, 03:32:28 No.24183

>>24181
D'oh!

Anonymous 18/05/2024, 03:36:02 No.24184

>>24181
I ain't no simp, son.

Anonymous 18/05/2024, 04:00:17 No.24185

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We're entering a post-simp Ashley timeline. We're all just a big group of friends and Ashley is the tech nerd who doesn't have a girlfriend either that gives us cool stuff to play with. I've masturbated to Ashley before, but lately, it feels like I'm jerking off to a picture of my sister, or a male friend. I mean, sure, we all know that's fun a couple of times, but then you realize that it just feels wrong.

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