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No.20174
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We need to talk about incest. What happened to me is not okay.

https://videos.icum.to/w/41XffE5Mc6sNXgfqjYee7Y
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No.20181 
That was a banger. The tension over the incest post was unbelievable. You forgot to talk about the valentine posts. You were so preoccupied over this guy’s incest post.
No.20182 
Wear that bullet necklace wherever you want. No one’s gonna freak out over it. You don’t exactly look like a cold blooded killer. You look like a ragamuffin.
No.20185 
>>20174 (OP) 
You need to be heavily medicated.
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>>20190
Achaemenid etching of a winged lion in Persepolis and Cyrus the Great.
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The Assyrian Genie has the most similarity.
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No.20197 
>>20190
>>20191
>>20192
While fascinating, I'm not sure what this has to do with the video
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No.20200 
Instant erection seeing Ashley in that dumb little choker. Only made it 3 minutes and I had to stop the video to go crank my hog. Then listened to the audio only of the rest of it while playing video games so I didnt get horny again by seeing her. Why does she have this power over me? I'm hopeless.;_;
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>>20200
This part had me going.
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Look at that beauty! It’ll keep you warm throughout winter.
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No.20205 
>>20197
You never question your superior officer, maggot.
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>>20200
You know the rules.
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No.20209 
>>20207
No, Ashley gave me an erection which I then masturbated to porn unrelated to her content in order to alleviate. 
My lawyer said that doesn't fall under the cum jar statute.
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No.20210 
>>20209
Hmm, you may have an argument there. She is ultimately responsible for the masturbatory activity however. I think this is the deciding factor: did you think about her at the moment of orgasm?

Remember, you're under oath.
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>>20197
If you watched the video Ashley talked about reptilians.
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>>20211
I did watch the video, but I didn't immediately think "reptilian" when I saw your images. That's not to discredit the importance of what you posted. There actually is a reptilian reference there which I doubt most people know about: the pine cone, which of course represents the pineal gland, or "the third eye." The pineal gland in humans is thought to be a relic of the vertebrate parietal eye (which very much acts as an actual third eye, and biologists believe it helps regulate circadian rhythms). In a human, the pineal gland is responsible for releasing melatonin and other hormones when you're under the sun (like a lizard sunning itself). Some scientists have theorized that the human pineal gland is a relic of the parietal eye since our "evolutionary" history involves reptiles at some point. That's the exoteric explanation, anyway. But yeah, tl;dr reptiles love the pine cone. What other references am I missing from your pics?
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No.20213 
>>20210
Nah I find typically at the moment of climax I think back to women I've been with and sexual experiences I've had in the past. I didn't think of her during either but I did fap to porn with girls that look similar to her because that's my type. 
So yeah I'm in the clear here. If anything Ashley should be paying me for giving me the erection that forced me to have to crank hog. That's time I had to waste fapping when I could have been doing something productive.
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>>20212
Could it also be that pine as a husk for seeds carried an interpretation for good harvest and fertility? Like how the Ancient Greeks had gods of  wine and good harvest (Dionysus and Demeter). Here you can see Dionysus holding a staff with a pine headpiece.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyrsus
No.20217
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>>20174 (OP) 
No tighty whiteys, huh? What about my stripey wipeys, though? That do anything for you? I'd model them for you but I don't want a bunch of fruitloops spying my toucan sam.
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No.20218 
Does Ash have a growth hormone deficiency like Andy Milonakis where she'll look and sound like a 12 year old for the rest of her life? That would suck haha.
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No.20219 
>>20218
She’s sweet, smart, witty and pretty. If she finds mutual love and respect in a relationship who gives a fuck is she does have some growth deficiency? I certainly wouldn’t.
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>>20218
Idk, mane. Andy Milonakis seems to be doing just fine and Ashley just fine. Most girls that take after their father end up looking like pic related. Ashley is ethereal. Everytime I show another woman irl or tranny online Ashley, they get jelly.
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>>20219
think he was implying that it would be great if ash looked like a 12 year old forever because that makes her more attractive to us pedophiles
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No.20224 
>>20223
This sneed shit is so retarded and unfunny
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>>20212
Yes, I'm aware of the pineal gland and its importance which you so expertly referred to. I believe you've covered all the bases not to say that there may be additional eclectic symbology that I may not be aware of.
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No.20231 
>>20227
The pineal gland is how you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Most people can't see this, though, because their pineal gland is calcified.
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>>20223
wait a minute...
No.20245 
>>20202
I like how enthusiastic she is to show them off.
since they are so massive on her, it would have been funny if when she undid her belt and took her pants off*, and she is wearing a second belt around her boxers to keep them up 


*never thought I would type that sentence out about Ashley, but she is full of surprises and thats one of the reasons why shes so entertaining

>>20203
This part had me going.
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>>20200
Nice. I'm like Medusa, I turn you rock hard.
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No.20247 
Is it gay to get a boner when Ashley talks about boners?
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>briefs are gay

say that to my massive dong and not online and see what happens
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>>20248
No.20250 
>>20248
>iphone user
You could wear boxers for the rest of your life and you'd still be gay
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No.20251 
>>20247
Yes its gay. only because the way ashley says boner is funny
No.20252 
These bracelets are gay asf nigga
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No.20254 
>>20250
umm achtually its a an iPod thats never been connected to the internet and never will.

>>20252
your sister likes em
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No.20255 
>>20252
He's an objectively good looking guy, what makes it gay is the mirror selfie. That's some woman shit. I don't care how good I look or not, I'm a gargoyle, I wouldn't do that kind of approval-seeking feminine shit
No.20256 
>>20248
I'm gonna cum tribute you.
No.20257 
>>20248
>swirly face
Um... kids, we need to leave.
No.20258 
>>20254
Gay nigga
No.20260 
>>20248
Fart on the door to prove it's really you.
No.20261 
>>20246
I hear you like the Wiggles. I'm going to put a Ken doll sized shirt on my dick and have it sing for you Do the Monkey.
No.20262
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>/ashleyj/ reacts to picture of an attractive man
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No.20268 
>>20262
We can't even see his face, what if he has downs behind that filter
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No.20269 
>>20268
>Implying people with downs aren't extremely hot

also have you ever seen a skinny or muscular downy?
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>>20268
I couldnt unswirl his face right after 30 minutes of trying. I managed to give him a titty twister though.
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>>20270
KEK
No.20272 
>>20217
>No tighty whiteys, huh? What about my stripey wipeys, though?
If your underwear has stripeys, you need to wipey more.
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>>20269
Ahem
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>>20248
You wish you were my weiner. Everyone wants to be my weiner. Everyone is in love with my weiner. My weiner even has his own car. My weiner came to fuck bitches.
No.20275 
>>20272
Heh, I was thinking the same thing when I posted that earlier.
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No.20277 
>>20275
Yeah too bad I don't think Ashley likes Skid Row.
No.20278
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Fat
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No.20283 
Don't listen to what Ashley say, watch what Ashley doodoo.
https://youtu.be/rkCPD-3VLbQ?si=y42lUJNLO4njjpie
No.20287
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The day that Ashley weeped.
https://youtu.be/j-I49Nuc2Pg?si=ZKNnf2eDacE7Bu9D
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No.20300 
>>20200
>Instant erection seeing Ashley in that dumb little choker
its actually a neck brace to help support her massive brain atop her head. 
ok fr, Ive heard that chokers are code for girls that are willing to do anal. 
is that true or have I just been meme'd into asking girls for anal?

>>20287
I used to wank everyday to this video because i get off on girls crying, but fast forward years later and now I know Ashley was crying due to the physical pain of shaving her thicc body hair and so now no longer beat off everyday....

instead I beat my meat 2x a day to it
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No.20302 
>>20278
Now you made him attractive to ashley
No.20305 
>>20200
This isnt the first time ashleys forced innocent viewers to get a boner. Lets not forget about how she forced a man to fail no nut november >>14709
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No.20306 
>>20305
She’s a succubus is what she is
No.20310 
>>20300
>is that true or have I just been meme'd into asking girls for anal?

eh I never heard anything like that. I'd have to guess 75% of the time girls just wear it to be cute or because of a fad. Not saying that's why Ashley is wearing one here. That's not really even a choker. Just some kind of cord you're supposed to put beads on or something. I've seen girls with actual pet collars from petsmart tho. It does for sure project a submissive vibe.
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No.20311 
>>20310
It means she’s into choke play. You pull on that cord hard while doing her doggy doggy until she passes out. Or the classic missionary choke where you squeeze her sweet little neck from both sides until there’s an oxygen shortage to the brain and she passes out then you do CPR and start over. Gawd I just got hard writing this.
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Ashley's clothing style in this video reminds me of Jessie from the show 'Undergrads'.
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>>20314
Same vibes
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No.20316 
>>20315
That is a lot like me and ashley
No.20321 
>>20314
would
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>>20315
She got 3 years in a military prison and a dishonorable for her antics.
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No.20331 
This video makes me miss the incest board on 8chan. There must have been at least one real sister-fucker on there. Now the only remnants of that board is the ipfs backup of that one anons greentext website, if that even still exists. At least incestflix is still around.
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No.20338 
>>20331
8chan was really awesome, it's a shame no other website like it has really taken off. I miss finding random boards and instantly seeing detailed discussion over something that was brand new to me. It was like geocities for image boards.

If you have any, can you dump some incest related pictures or videos ITT?
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>>20338

8kun is still alive. :)
Im not ron btw.
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No.20347 
>>20328
They got off way too easy.
No.20348 
>>20343
Ron, 8kun is a dead honeypot mess. Didnt ron/jim want people to install software on their computer to be able to post on 8kun?
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>>20338
>If you have any, can you dump some incest related pictures or videos ITT?
sure
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>>20367
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>>20369
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>>20372
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>>20374
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people who type out an entire novel in greentext should be shot
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No.20381 
>>20174 (OP) 
I think it's cute how long it takes for her to take her pants off. It's like watching a child trying to take their pants off.
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>>20381
>It's like watching a child trying to take their pants off.
No.20384 
>>20376
Are you mad you can't read them, Tyrone? I'll read them to you like a bed time story. But only if you hold me to sleep ;)
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>dat embarrassed smile
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>>20376
I would post novels not written in greentext but they're pdfs
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No.20395 
>>20393
>ashleys face when she remembers tonight is bottomless night at Chuck's (chuck e cheese)
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>>20394
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>>20397
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No.20401 
based incest dumper
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>>20402
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>>20403
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>>20406
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>>20408
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>>20409
Jesus you have a written record of every time incest has ever occurred in human history
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>>20409
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>>20409
>watching porn with mom
These stories always seem so ridiculous but then there are articles like this.
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>>20415
This image height/width limit is seriously fucking annoying.
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>>20416
Ok, this is all the greentext this site will let me post. might crop one story to post later.
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>>20416
I'm sure ash would adjust it for you, what's the max res you need?
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No.20423 
>>20418
the largest file I have is 5999x7914 or 47476086 pixels.
No.20426 
Found the zip I got all the greentext from, i posted most of the incest greentext but it also has some docs and pdfs I couldn't post.
https://gofile.io/d/EJeWnw
https://pixeldrain.com/u/qVJZhPUY
I also uploaded season 1,2 and 3 of columns crusade.
https://gofile.io/d/v0Z1Gw
while i'm at it here's a fauxcest sis/bro video about body hair worship. base64 encoded.
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No.20442 
>>20428
To be honest this is how I envision all band pictures. I can't help but unclothe them. Clothes can make you look cool, but underneath you're just like the rest of us talentless fucks.
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>>20174 (OP)
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>>20444
Did u say pearly gates?
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>>20428
Fixed.
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>>20444
he's right u know
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These are the spy glasses right?
https://spycamcentral.com/product/rerbo-hidden-camera-glasses/

Imagine the kind of stuff she has recorded! lying about, stashed away, somewhere out of sight in her house on a USB stick that lies in some draw or closet with no door. Just teasingly waiting to be discovered by the obsessed fan that has just broken into her house and is rummaging through her stuff
You know she HAS to have recorded some weird shit ok? 

And related to that and on the topic of lucid dreams that she mentions in this video, now one of my ultimate lucid dreams is being a disgusting fly on the wall as Ashley tries to awkwardly but successfully spy on the girls in the locker room after a hard session of high school wrestling gym class back in 2015. im just kidding


but ok what do u guys think? and is anyone going to take her up on her offer of co-op lucid dreaming?


btw, aside from being curious about the tech, whats light bulb going off in ur hear or thought process behind buying spyglasses, like... how do you arrive at that point in your life where your like "why yes, i NEED to buy spy glasses in order to covertly record someone"
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No.20495 
>>20494
>those glasses
>covertly record
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No.20496 
>>20494
> is anyone going to take her up on her offer of co-op lucid dreaming?
I would, if she'd pick up the phone.
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No.20501 
>>20495
I feel like because she is so small and insignificant, that none of her classmates would have noticed her... oh wait, nvm that was just my own experience in HS 

:S

>>20496
what about if you email her or throw a rock thru her window?
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No.20504 
>>20501
>I feel like because she is so small and insignificant, that none of her classmates would have noticed her

I wasn't referring to the bulkiness of the glasses in your scenario but just in general.
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No.20505 
>>20504
I got the reference, I wasn't born yesterday.
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No.20506 
>>20501
> what about if you email her or throw a rock thru her window?
I did. I’m posting from prison. She won’t collect the call.
No.20507 
>>20494
Haha oh shit she wasn't lying, those are actually spy glasses.
No.20511 
Ash DEF got wet when she mentioned Dave Mustaine
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>>20511
That's amateur hour. I would've had to cut the video short had I mentioned the best chubby chaser thrash metal band, Sacred Reich. These fellas put the 'heavy' in heavy metal.
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No.20515 
>>20505
>I wasn't born yesterday.
Bro I was what the fuck is going on here
No.20516 
>>20514
Thats gross they would crush your little weak vegan bones
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>>20516
I don't mind a little weight lifting ;)
No.20519 
>>20514
Guy on left was me in high school
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>>20519
Except unlike him, you can't play guitar. You only play hentai video games.
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>>20520
Lol, wut? I do play guitar?? I just don't have one atm.
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>>20514
you would probably like Jon Oliva from Savatage
No.20523 
>>20521
>I do play guitar??
You dont sound so sure
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No.20524 
>>20523
Because I've posted about this many times on the board over the years.
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No.20530 
>>20524
Sorry I don't follow your personal blog, chubs.
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No.20543 
>>20530
Why would I care what a newfag thinks? If you don't care then don't respond to the post but clearly you do because you're unnecessarily being a cunt. I'm confused why she wouldn't know that considering everything else she knows about me.
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No.20546 
>>20543
Triggered
No.20547 
Niggered
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>>20521
what happen 2 guitar?

Found this while looking for something on her video website.
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why did the Ash marry a homeless man? did she feel that bad for him? wow, Ashley is so kind, so caring. Aside from caring for the mentally disabled (thats us btw), she looks after the homeless as well?  my god what a saint, a hooker with a heart of gold if you will
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No.20599 
>>20591
She hasn't married me yet.
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No.20600 
>>20591
His tattoos are atrocious.
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No.20601 
>>20591
>>20599
>>20600
So much jealousy over a fake husband
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>>20601
>fake husband
what do you mean fake husband? I can assure you that I am very much real and so is my marriage to the globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast and free software advocate, commonly known as Ashley Jones*

*thats just her stage name btw, her real name is... oh, never mind, would you look at the time. I gotta go, Im due for band practice for my bands next big smash shit album that will make me and my wife, thats Ashley Jones, s-s-s-scads of buckaroos.
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I knew the sister fucker poster was full of shit from the gecko so I ignored the bait. Although It was funny that someone uploaded themselves busting a nut to a dude by mistake, no amount of Hail Mary's shall redeem you from such faggotry. Also, I tried both boxers and boxer briefs and neither give me the support and comfort as briefs so blow me.
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>>20636
Uh...is this an open relationship?
No.20672 
>>20174 (OP) 
Boxer briefs are the superior underwear for people who are physically active. They don't ride or bunch up, and give a nice feeling of compression. I wore boxers when I was a kid, but switched to boxer briefs. They are expensive, but compression shorts like what sprinters in Track & Field wear are even better. Other than going commando, they are by far the most comfortable to me. Albeit, they don't really work for fatties who never go outside.
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>>20636
John Davis wearing spyglasses?
Are John Davis of the rock band Korn and the world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne Ashley Jones, spying on each other?
Is there trouble in paradise for these newlyweds? Ashley blink twice if youre in danger, I did karate for a few months when I was a kid so i can kick his ass if needed.
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>>20674
He has clearly taken away her phone privileges. That is something that I, her official stalker, wouldn't even do. What's the point of being a stalker if your stalkee can't even call the police on you? Jonathan Davis is a coward. He doesn't know how to be a man. The closest he has come is having another man inside him.
No.20707 
I was going to watch this last night but forgot then was going to this morning before work but couldn't get to the site. Doesn't work on my internet or through mobile...did she forget to pay the bill AGAIN?
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>>20707
>cum fart down
>website offline
>hasnt posted in several days

uhh, tubbies... should we be worried? Has the lucid dream world got her?
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No.20722 
>>20721
Not gonna lie, cant call her either.tad worried
No.20723 
>>20721
It's over, Tubgurl is next. It's been a pleasure shit posting with you all and wish Ash the best on her future endeavors.  Maybe I'll see you guys in another years 6 years.
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I hope she is just busy and has a life irl and isnt dead and we dont even know
No.20725 
>>20174 (OP) 
Some autist on here fucked up. Probably the one who kept calling 15 times in a row at all hours of the  night.
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Her husband must have found out about me. I'm hard to miss.
No.20727 
I wanna rewatch the videos, Ashley fix yo shit nigga
No.20728 
seeing as ashleyjones icum.to is down here is an archive of her peertube videos
https://archive.org/details/ashleyjones
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Until next time bros
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This whole thing was insane,  I always miss everything
No.20806 
>>20730
see you tomorrow >>20776
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https://youtu.be/--d1_O_Z7ZU
No.28206 
https://suno.com/song/f5e9e340-c72c-4931-b44c-47c804c5d927

No no, you're wrong
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