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Taz's life is great... until it suddenly isn't. Upon getting the news that he has to go to war, Taz faces the struggles of combining his flamboyant personality with the rough and rugged lifestyle of a war hero. Don't let his boots fool you, he's ready to kick ass, and probably fuck some ass too, as he saves the day.

https://videos.icum.to/w/heTshn6AyTPSg3MxKw8wrn
>>22381 (OP) 
ass munch
sorry, *as much as I really like the talking videos or the tech videos where i can learn new things. I really like how with your skit videos i never know what Im going to experience. Its like losing your virginity to youre cute 14 year old looking cousin each time! 
I also love the little details you put in them that i only get on rewatches (Im slower than a female cashier but atleast have the tits due to morbid obesity) 
Lots of fun on the cytube watching UHF and watching your latest creation with everyone

thank for your service Taz
Taz proves that love can bloom on the battlefield.<3
I feel this is a pretty accurate representation of modern warfare.
Taz's commando crawl through the desert reminded me of Dave Shapelle's skit of Rick James when he got beat up and crawled away with busted legs.
Yes, thank you for your service Taz. o7 Loved this one.
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is that a bible? is Barry taking the Christ pill?
he's even helping out those lil niggers starving Africans
https://youtu.be/4zxUHicG6qY
>>22381 (OP) 
Not many people know this but Taz is the reason Obama repealed Don't Ask, Don't tell. 
Another funny video. Good job.
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>>22390
I wonder what kind of favours Taz had to do to get that repealed... now thats a dont ask, dont tell right there.
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test
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>>22418
Sorry, Ashton isnt in this video
>>22414
>short hair
>zomg it looks just like ashley!!!!!
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>>22425
The best Ashley lookalike I've ever seen is Daisy Taylor. They could practically be Sisters.
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Ashleys eyes are green. What is the probability that shes a reptilian?
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>>22429
50/50

she either is one or isn't.
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>>22433
>she either is one or isn't 50/50

Probability determines the likelihood of an event occurring. Odds and probability are related but odds depend on the probability. You first need probability before determining the odds of an event occurring.
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>>22429
https://www.pexels.com/@ashley-jones-455910223/
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I like how in this scene when Taz asks for their name because of the body language and gestures the mail woman looks unsure and unconfident about their choice of Janet for their name.
and then you have Taz' reaction. He gives them this judgemental look, eyeing them up and down then blinking rapidly, as if to say "really?... thats what youre going with?..."

or maybe Im reading too much into it, anyways it was just a lil bit that made me chuckle.
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>>22441
No, I don't think you're reading too much into it. Ashley's humor can be blatant and it also can be subtle.

The mail girl Janet reminds me of  Ashley's character Luna only toned down a bit.
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>>22426
But not cisters
>>22444
>The mail girl Janet reminds me of  Ashley's character Luna only toned down a bit.
thats what I immediately thought when watching it too.
Like back in high school as a MTF and entering and dominating women's sports against other actual, biological women, only for that path to lead to "her" being a simple mailman was funny.
but Ashley said in chat that it was just a general tranny
still though, i really liked that scene, because lowkey it was some good writing/acting to have that character/tranny, thru body language, show some vulnerability, even if we are all laughing at them.
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This is how I spent my Easter Sunday...
>>22457
Taz got bottom surgery?!?!?!?!?!
>>22457
That pussy is way too huge
>>22457
How did you remove the pixels?
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>>22460
editing. I also used some sort of inpaint for mine one.
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>>22457
Speaking of Easter, did anybody else watch the Easter tape Ashley likes?
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>>22457
370HSSV
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Is it gay to beat of too Taz in this particular scene?


I confessed to my Sunday bible study teacher that i had and he asked who the hell is Taz???? so i told Jamie to pull up that scene on my phone and then immediately my bible study teacher proceeded to bend me over and began to spank my bottom 12x while he watched that scene on repeat. 
idk what that means
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I’d say you’re gay if you’re not beating off to it. God damn
>>22465
I will answer your question since nobody else did.

No.
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>>22465
No but i did get an easter egg from Taz.
It smelt awful and tasted odd and had these yellow chunks in it. i asked him what they were and he smiled at me and said they were "just bits of honey comb sweetie"

still, i ate the whole thing.
ty Taz
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found Taz's backup
Needs more Ashley X Beastality.
>>22381 (OP) 
Just what I always wanted. To see Taz go bang some bad boys.
>>22473
https://youtu.be/Zst0_PYbPug
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>>22680
oh that was reference to that scene huh

did any else notice that when you go to around 4:54 you can see a very faint bit of side boob
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>>22684
It wasn't a reference to Full Metal Jacket, just a coincidence. I haven't seen that movie in forever, so I forgot they used that song. I recently learned that Frank Sinatra's daughter is singing that song, hence why the singing sounds monotone and boring.
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>>22706
Megadeth did a cover of that song and got sued afterwards because Dave Mustardstain is a dumbass who never heard of a copyright.
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>>22684
here is the sideboob, you cant really see that much but if your a big enough fan, then this enough to get the job done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ashley could actually greenscreen having hot lesbian sex with herself
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>>22725
Looks like S.T.A.R.S. member Barry protecting S.T.A.R.S. member Taz from being spit roasted by two zombies. The green stuff is zombie cum.

"That was too close...You were almost a Taz Sandwich."

"I'm also immune to the t-virus, honey."
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>>22728
Are you saying the only way to protect your friend from being raped is to protect his asshole with your cock? Can't believe I never thought about this sooner. I think we should all protect each other. Stay safe guys.
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>>22752
>being the last guy in the train
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>>22752
>being the caboose
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>>22728
Barry doesn't wear a beret, I'd say she looks more like Jill Valentine from RE1.
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>>22757
It's this Barry, not that Barry. So he would be dressed as Jill Valentine. Barry is a FAGIT so he doesn't need to store things in the item box. Barry and Taz are searching P. Diddy's mansion on his private island for Linda. Barry hopes to find her before she is infected with the G (Gangsta) virus aka AIDS. Antiques guy contacts Barry via codec and tells him about the items he finds along his way and also tells Barry to take P. Diddy's stuff and stuff it up his ass as he knows a guy who will buy it at a high price.
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>>22761
>Barry and Taz are searching P. Diddy's mansion
lmao
hello, i screen recorded the premier with chat showing.
If you would like to download it, you can do so here

https://drive.proton.me/urls/93BNSVM9X0#elsNY1BJwydB

its a 751mb download
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Inspired by a new character here is some drill Sergeant Ashley AI fan fart
>>23062

make more plz. some with a skirt.
>>23062
ashley don't be wearing no hoochie holler off temu
>>23062
I miss the days when art required actual talent
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>>23111
>being mad you can effortlessly make your 3d waifu do anything you want in 3 seconds
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>>23111
>I fuckin love science! Just learn to code chud! Progress is a good thing! Automation is the only way forward.
>WAIT GO BACK!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID TO DRAW HAIRY FAT BLACK TRANNYS IN PASTEL COLORS! I COULDNT FORSEE THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!

>right click, SAVED! Yup that NFT is mine now, chud!
>DELETE MY PICTURES FROM YOUR DATABASE NOWW

>It's a ROMHACK it's not copyright infringement! It's a fan inspired transformative work! Fuck the lawyers at Nintendo!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE AI IS USING MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING NEW!!

>Gatekeeping is le BAD! Everything is for everyone! We will take the thing you love and corrupt it into a husk of its former greatness, and that's a good thing!
>YOU CANT JUST GENERATE 100000 ANIME GIRL IMAGES! THIS IS CORRUPTING THE MEANING OF ART! PICK UP A PENCIL IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ARTIST

>Don't bully a learning artist. Not every detail needs to be perfectly accurate, it's called a style! Everyone, no matter how skilled, is valid and amazing!
>IS THAT AN OUT OF PLACE ELBOW?? IS THE LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT?? THIS IS SHIT! YOU NEED TO HAVE PERFECT ANATOMY LIKE THOSE RACIST ROMAN STATUES I WANT TO TEAR DOWN!

>heh, god isnt real CHUD. there is no afterlife, you WILL decompose in a box, you WILL become dust! We're all just sacks of meat floating on a rock in space!!
>NOOOO AI ART LACKS HUMAN SOUL! IT LACKS INSPIRATION AND HUMAN SPIRIT! THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN ARE BEING SHAKEN TO THEIR CORE!!
>Anything can be art Two gay black trannies shitting in eachother's mouths? Wholesome! A jar full of some fat blue haired dyke's tampons?? Inspiring! Everything is ART!
>NOOOO THIS CANT BE ART ITS NOT PERFECT ENOUGH!! UGH, JUST LOOK AT THE ARTIFACTS AND THE HAIR AND THE HAND ITS JUST ALLL WRONG!!! ITS NOT REAL ART! TYPING SHIT INTO A TERMINAL AND GETTING AN IMAGE OUT ISNT ART (throwing my own shit against a wall and putting a frame around it is THOUGH)
AI is gay and is made for aids filled gays to use
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