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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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will post more later. i will make more webms from the new vid
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>>1924
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>>1945
This is one of the best things on this entire board. I cant stop rewatching it
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>>1945
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>>2004
oops that might not work. Try this
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>>2004
This is the best one I've seen.

>>1945
>>2006
These are awful.
>>1948
ty
>>2006
lol thats awesome! well done!
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>>2030
>1-800-ASS-RAPE
This rings to a sex chat line
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>>2006
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>>2041
It did the thing again. Let's see if this works.
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Ok last one I promise
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>>2044
This looks like Hellmann's mayonnaise. I can tell from the splatter pattern and from using quite a lot of Hellmann's mayonnaise in my time.
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>>2045
This looks like horse cum. I can tell from the splatter pattern and from using quite a lot of horse cum in my time.
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I think that's what you get with the holy grail of nut supplements. Extremely thick, off white pearl, completely opaque, about 2.5+ tablespoons of volume.
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>>2047
Bro im telling you its horse cum
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>>2047
>2.5+ tablespoons of volume
That's about a normal cum shot for me. Holy grail gives you way more volume than that but there are also a few other variables as well. One being most guys are out of shape and don't stay hydrated. I never understood the trope about using tissues when you masturbate. I have to wipe myself off with a towel. I never got the lotion thing either.
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>>2049
>The International Society for Sexual Medicine suggest males expel, on average, 1.25 to 5 ml of semen each time they ejaculate. This is roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon.

I don't think you cum more than average but I don't think you're lying. What's happening here is you haven't cooked enough in your life to recognize the volume of a tablespoon on sight. 2.5 would be 7 average shots of cum in one load. It's not impossible but rare. A lot of dietary diligence and retention.
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>>2051
Im >>2046 and >>2048. I cook a lot and I can confidently tell you that the average amount of horse cum is easily 1/4 cup.
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>>2051
I cook all the time actually. I used a tablespoon this morning. I guess the only way for you to find out if I'm lying is for me to post a cum tribute in the future. I'm sure you'll watch it.
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>>2053
>he hasn't done a cumtrib yet.
An autist AND a pussy. Cool!
>>2052
I'm going to take your word for it on this one. I don't want google knowing I searched for that.
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>>2055
>using Google in 2022
Truly terrifying. Use Brave search. https://search.brave.com/
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I do but there is just some shit that google is better for. Slapping on some Ash content to get back to topic
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>>2059
Like what? Genuine question. All I get are censored results, shitty SEO "articles", and only "approved" news websites for almost any search. This isnt a video but heres a still of ash giving birth to us.
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>>2055
Ackchyually, I look like this. Why would I just do a cum tribute? If you're good at something, never do it for free.
>>2060
Images. Also it's good if youre looking for something but can't remember all the details https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fv_ozl0CJw [Embed]
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>>2062
Images give bad results for me, just from the nature of heavily filtering search results. I've started using other search engines for images. Ashley looks like one of those scarily strong tards there
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>>2060
Yeah, I know, right? You can't trust Jewgle. That's why I use Bing.
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>>2044
>>2065
>That's why I use Bing.
please tell me you're joking anon
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Last one no more after this hurry while supplies last
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>>2073
I'm going to sue you. I followed these instructions and still got cummed on. There was no warning about the cum. I'll see you in court. Show up if you want. It's already a default judgement. I'm being represented by a reptilian.
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>>2073
God damn 132MB for less than a minute? A Day to Remember, what a blast from the past. Did anyone else want to suck Jeremy McKinnon dry back then? Just me?
I didn’t know the name of the band thank you
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>>2076
If you haven't found the song yet, it's The Downfall of Us All by A Day to Remember
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Guys. I'm really confused. How can there be "new" clips. She can't really be back for real? I have seen a video where she talks about COVID, but she looks the same age so I'm very confused. Please help me to understand
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>>2086
Maybe you missed the sticky or the few threads linking to her videos. She is back. https://icum.to
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>>2086
Good lord, you just got here and already have face blindness?

When will they find a cure?
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>>2088
I'm fully aware the picture I posted is of a Carvel ice cream cake, and not of a person
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>>2100
wait what are you talking about? you mean this guy >>2086 here? that's clearly a person retard
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>>2103
That's definately a person. It looks just like you, me and corporations.
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>>2103
>>2104
then explain: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CkYSCog2_WQ [Embed]
and https://youtube.com/watch?v=7uhIxyTQRkY [Embed]
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Dr Jones
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>>2311
Now this awful song is stuck in my head. Thanks.
>>2311
lel she cute. I wish we had more footage of her in the scrubs to do a tv intro kind of thing
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Maybe not the best thread for this, but at least somewhat related to topic.

This is an invite to our Movie Corner, doing streams on monthly basis on our cytube channel. Next occasion will be on November 5th, at 8 and 21 UTC (3am and 4pm EST).
Featuring: Post Mortem, a Hungarian horror (2020)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Everyone is welcomed.
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>>2333
I was waiting for you to finally post movies on my board. I'm releasing a new video on Saturday, do you want to premier it before or after the movie?

I'll be there by the way, the one at 4pm EST.
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>>2335
Usually do a warm up stream about two hours. Can stream right before the movie if you give me a direct link to the file. How long is the video?
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>>2336
Cool, the video is about six and a half minutes. What's the best way for me to contact you? Email? IRC?
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>>2337
On cytube you can write a PM, copypaste the link there.
Probably no need to say but I have to make sure. From cytube faq, videos have the be:
>H.264 encoded MP4 and FLV, VP8/VP9 encoded WebM
So basically in browser supported formats and codecs.
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>>2338
Are you Shiban? I need to message the correct nerd.
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>>2333
Damn this is crazy. I’m making Hungarian mushroom soup right now.
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>>2340
Yes, I use that handler. You can write any of the orange names there. Usually it's just me, mixup is unlikely.

>>2341
Sounds good.
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>>2360
how long are you planning on making the clips generally?
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>>2438
oops wrong thread
>>2360
man I wish I could gape my asshole that wide
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>>2441
damn it wrong thread again sorry
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>>2442
not your fault, endchan is very weirdly designed
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>>2443
Shhh, don't say that. We are trying to get on their good side again. Are you guys going to watch the movie starting later?

Featuring: Post Mortem, a Hungarian horror (2020)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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>>2443
normally I might agree anon but in this case I was just being a retard. is it OK if I download that rare pepe to my computer?
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>>2444
Why are we whispering?
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>>2446
Are you whispering? I can't really tell through your writing. If you want to convey that you're whispering, try using a small font generator online. ᶦᵐ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ
>>2360
Good morning sir. When will you get on Cytube? I'm getting tired and I need to give you the link to the video.
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>>2451
About 2 hours before the stream starts.
>>2445
I told the guy I got it from I wouldn't share it with anyone, but since I have I guess the damage is already done. So feel free. But don't let anyone else download it
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last1 bye
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>>2591
that is soo cool!

I love the one at 40seconds, its like a nightmare!

Do you need a good PC to do Ai art?
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>>2606
You can do it on a shitty rig but it will make everything take forever and probably give you a headache of errors. You're shooting for around 4gb VRAM/16gb RAM and up. You can work with less but you might as well just use a website at that point imo.

Nvidia GPU: https://rentry.org/voldy | https://github.com/AbdBarho/stable-diffusion-webui-docker
AMD GPU: https://rentry.org/sd-nativeisekaitoo | https://rentry.org/sdamd | https://rentry.org/ayymd-stable-diffustion-v1_4-guide
CPU: https://rentry.org/cputard
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>>2591

dude, that's wild. post-modern ashley.
ty Honestly it's basically putting a pizza in the oven. Everyone will be doing it sooner or later.
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>>2625
Hey bud, not all of us are capable of putting a frozen pizza in the oven, okay?
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>>2633
I'm going to put a pizza in Ashley's oven. You think her oven will be hot enough for my pepperoni? I think Ashley and I would make great pizzaiolos and would have a great time making lots of pizzas together.
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>mfw we used to have "pizza parties" in zoom back when ashley was 15 before anyone knew it was pedophile terminology.
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>>2638
Yeah, I missed out on all that. I remember when they tried to have one thinking it would bring Ashley back and I bought a pizza and everything and everyone cancelled. I'd be down for having online pizza parties. We used to do it on tinychat with my old /co/ group from 4chan. I was one of the anon in the original pizzagate thread.
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>>2640
Oh wow I actually got hit in the nostalgia feels watching this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtDMvvti9Lw [Embed]
lel remember the the british guy that played the guitar and kept setting the smoke alarm off at his dorms from chain smoking parliaments? I wonder what he is up to and if he ever graduated. He did this song and looking back it's actually kind of good.
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>>2641
>Jew Reed - Pizza Party
I wish someone had his other songs. I only have the Derick Don't Shoot and Xx headphone talk xX. I'm about to make an mp3 of pizza party.
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>>2611
Thanks, Im thinkng of just doing 2d Ai art of Ash, using https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui
I have a 1060 6gb and a MASSIVE 8gb Ram, so it should work yeah?

>>2642
Jew Reed kinda sounds like the singer from The Psychedelic Furs
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kinda old but I keep forgetting to post it.
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Does anyone know how to replicate this video effect? Where the video plays behind the person, following them? 1:28 shows the best example
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nqxVMLVe62U [Embed]
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>>2642
this guy was a beautiful genius. Nothing even close to this will pop off in 150 years. You will never appreciate this because your life is garbage.
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>>3822
Did you know the pizzas in the Papa John's dumpster are free? You can take them home with you.
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>>3824
I went and looked and there were no pizzas in there you fuckin wise ass
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>>3816
I think its called a Ghost Motion effect.
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Board exclusive video
>>3865
i shouldn't get so turned on by being called retarded.
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>>3865
holy shit I love these so much.
Hi Ashley - Thank you for the sclusie.
>>3865
If you take those matters seriously, then why are you laughing? You actually seem disturbed. I hope you're not acting. If I was a serial killer. I wouldn't kill you but I'd be so disappointed if you judged me for my behavior.
>>3865
hey ashley, have you got a cold or something? Also doing anything fun for Christmas.
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>>3878

You must be new. Any cunysewer of Ash knows (heh) that wiping her nose is an endearing tick. She might also have a cold.

Since there's no namefagging I just want to say that every time she bit her lip I muttered, "I love you," under my breath. I wish I could enjoy attractive lady entertainment objectively.
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I hope when she cuts her hair she keeps the little sideburn floops. The stream stuff can wait. I think we need to get more people in here first. Whatever milk mommy wants is fine by me though. No rush.
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>>3880
Yeah, more people are needed indeed. It's weird how the culture in this stuff has changed in about a decade. The old board was super active and people were more receptive to small Youtube-type creators back then compared to now. Part of the problem is people get their entertainment from apps rather than from websites, cutting down in the amount of people interested and exposed to independent websites. Spread Ashley as wide as you can, but it's also fun having a small hang out with who we have here now. Maybe whoever got those poinsettias will join us.
I respect ash for doing things her own way. She proved she could just make a tiktok account and snag 30k followers in no time. If she sold out and made a youtube/tiktok channel this place would be a zoo in pretty short order but having a billion zoomer simps in here wouldn't be great either. (btw I think it's ok to admire her like that as long as you connect with her art and get the general vibe) I was thinking art schools, museums, etc might be a good place to spread the word to try to net creative types. At the end of the day it's really hard to compete with the exposure of a platform like youtube or tiktok. Growth is going to be slow. If we could get 50 regulars by the Valentines Day stream that would be really nice. Maybe I will go back and revisit paid advertising options.
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>>3865
I for one enjoy these out of character videos as much if not more than the in character videos. Back in the day you felt obligated to pump out a video a day for your fans and eventually you started getting writer's block which happens to all writers and ball players that go into a batting slump. You started to become dis-satisfied with some videos because it was quantity over quality and you deleted some shortly after uploading them. Finally you said that you'd start making a video every three or four days.

We all realize the huge amount of effort you put in to making the in character videos you are making now and which are a lot more complicated than your earlier videos but and I guess you know it goes without saying go at your own pace and enjoy doing so and never feel obligated. I'm sure I speak for all the guys here in that we enjoy the out of character videos like the one you just made and they are a lot easier to make and very enjoyable.
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>>3878
Back in the day her eye contacts some times made her eyes water and her nose run. Maybe that's what happened while making this video.
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>>3882
>She proved she could just make a tiktok account and snag 30k followers in no time.
this is why it pisses me off when I see people on 4chan say that she's just another egirl grifter after money from her simps. People on this board have even said that. I made a post not long after this new board was established where I tried to explain that if she wanted to make simpbucks she wouldn't be doing things the way she is. she would have a tiktok, youtube, patreon... not some backwater ass chan site and her own site for videos. until she proves otherwise I'm of the mind that her motivation is to have fun with us and btfo tranny groomers. in one of the other threads people were talking about bonbibonkers. That's a girl that knows how to milk her paypigs. ashley has thus far only asked for pizza gift cards and a very specific crypto, monero, which I've read up on a bit, and actually seems based, but I don't really follow crypto so idk. The point is either she's the most retarded grifter ever or she's actually at least somewhat principled and for lack of a better term "authentic" as a person.

>>3883
>We all realize the huge amount of effort you put in to making the in character videos you are making now
yeah I'll be honest, ashley's old videos weren't like... good in the traditional sense. lmao sorry ashley. she was cute and kind of bizarrely charming. the new stuff is actually GOOD though, like actually funny. I'm not the type to really laugh out loud when I watch tv shows or even comedy specials, but some of the scenes in the tranny movie made it so I actually had to pause because I was laughing so much (didn't make it to the livestream showing). I was deeply disgusted at the jacking off stuff, but I guess you can't say the movie wasn't memorable.
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>>3885
So how much have you sent her, simp?
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>>3865
it's like watching a train wreck
>>3885
>didn't make it to the livestream showing
You missed half the fun
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>>3840
Did you really go look because there was a half & half and cheese pizza in the dumpster behind my Papa John's just sitting there on top of a bag of trash.
>>3890
It would be fun to have another watch party like that. Maybe she can do one for Christmas even if she doesn't live stream. Garfield Christmas or something
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>>3892
I think Endchan does one around Christmas
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pic of me infiltrating the Endchan stream to riff jokes in the chat
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>>3894
>this is the last thing you see as you feel a needle hitting your vein
>>3894
I see you found Steve's videos entertaining, and now actively watching his channel. You're welcome.
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>>3896
He has over a million subscribers. Would it shock you to know I've actually seen his content before and that's how I knew about the ritualistic murder of his wife?
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>>3896
I never heard of this guy until the stream. I just went to check out his channel but my audio isn't working so I put on subtitles. What the fuck is this guy going on about?
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>>3898
Really concerned. What's this guys appeal?
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>>3897
>>3898
>>3899
Well, only Joe Robinet for you from now on.
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>>3900
ANYTHING but the old pedophile with the massive bulge complaining for an hour about how the boy scouts wouldn't accept him as a leader. Someone needs to show that man how to tuck. Tucking is probably better in outdoor situations, he won't get your massive willy caught on any tree branches or little boy traps. Given that it is 2022 I might need to clarify that by "little boy traps" I mean devices to capture little boys.

Anyways, can you please include a Christmas Garfield episode in the Christmas show thing? Please?
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>>3900
Looks like a good channel. All jokes aside I am interested in the camping/survival stuff to prepare for the inevitable depression we have coming up.
>>3901
>massive bulge
pretty sure that was a tactical jockstrap
I don't know anything about this guy. Did he really kill his wife or is it a joke like the too soon meme? Killing your own wife is some next level self sabotage that I'll never achieve. I don't want to get married but if I do, she would be the most valuable thing to me. I wouldn't just be with anyone. Money doesn't really mean anything to me. I live a somewhat ascetic life as it is. I don't like the idea of life insurance. It seems like it devalues someone's life by giving it a monetary value. My family had a lot of money tied in life insurance policies and I noticed that seemed to be what they cared most about when my grandparents died.
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>>3905

how did your grandpa die
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>>3878
How do you do, pal? No cold, well, I was physically cold. I forgot to turn on my space heater so my room was about 50 degrees, and even being under the blankets was freezing. It occurred to me when watching the video back that people will assume I'm on drugs due to the runny nose; I am not, as I have too few brain cells as it is and I need every last one functioning. As for Christmas, my day will be pretty quiet. I'm always a little sad on Christmas day because all of the build up, decorating, and excitement for that day is over. Christmas is still fun, but once it hits afternoon it feels like it's over. What's sadder is taking all the decorations down. I get most of my enjoyment, ironically, every day leading up to Christmas.

Fun fact as to one factor for me coming back: I had been considering "coming back" for a number of months, but I didn't film any videos at this point. I came up with the Chester character, this was going to be my first video back, and I had been wanting to buy baseball cards as a prop for Chester. I was at a thrift store and found a 1960's nativity set in the box for $3. I bought it and when I opened the box, there were 3 baseball cards in the box. That moment was like a sign from what you would consider a monotheistic god, and I knew I had to come back. Random baseball cards in a nativity set? It was too coincidental. Later I filmed my first video, a Chester video, including the baseball cards. It's an unreleased video and I'll refilm it since it was so bad and low quality, but there's some lore.

>>3884
When my eyes water, I don't know why. My eyes water when I get embarrassed for some reason, or when I'm joking around. The latter only ever happens when I record videos, I noticed a lot in my old videos I'd have glassy eyes. The last time my eyes watered from embarrassment I was helping a nice Asian man with his bottled water at the grocery store. I wasn't sure if I should help him or not, but it was too awkward not to, so I helped him, barely making eye contact and I felt my face turn red, eyes water. It's not a social anxiety issue, I don't have anxiety. You don't have to enjoy or be good at all social situations, it doesn't mean you have anxiety. An aside - sometimes we're too quick to deem small issues as mental problems. Some people collect their issues with pride like it's a trophy. "My anxiety, my depression, my autism". By pridefully toting around mental problems, you're limiting yourself from ever improving from these problems. If you're prideful or romanticizing your mental problems, you would lose part of your character if you cured yourself. Don't reward yourself for having a problem, reward yourself for trying to fix your problem.
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>>3907
>pridefully toting around mental problems
I've never heard this done unless I guess you're referring to zoomers on tiktok that make videos about their victimhood. Even then it's typically just some woke made up thing like tranny otherkin. Well maybe you mean when people say they have OCD or autism as self-deprecating humor or to be facetious.

I love thrift store finds. You should film one of your trips for a casual vid.
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>>3886
right, I knew this type of comment was coming. eat shit. as I've posted before on this board, people like you can go right on ahead and enjoy your $50 monthly donation to the pedophiles and transsexuals at Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and whatever other visual goyslop garbage it is you're into. I don't pay for any of that trash and thus have a budget to occasionally support independent creators. I sent ash the equivalent of $10 after seeing her movie and getting a hell of a lot of enjoyment out of it. I expect nothing from her as a result of having done that. Big difference between that and sending half your paycheck to some twitch ethot or buying an onlyfans subscription. call it simping if you want, but I've sent the occasional donation to a handful of male content creators I watch with the exact same reasoning - they created something I enjoyed, found helpful or otherwise enriched my life.
>>3890
>mfw
please don't remind me.
>>3899
>I can also use her body to get in the carpool lane
lmao
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>>3907
Yes, you're not alone in that the enjoyment is always in the anticipation rather than the actual event.
>>3909
Don't listen to him, anon. That's just seethebro seething it up as always. Ash is more than just her videos, it's an entire experience. When you donate money it's like you're paying your membership dues to keep a social club going. Even if it wasn't, she still is a way more unique and independent entertainer than most online. Between here, the website, the AshleyWare™, and the videos she actually puts in a ton of work. I feel zero guilt sending her some xmr.
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>>3909
>>3912
this is so pathetic and sad
go outside
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>>3909
>I sent ash the equivalent of $10
Thank you for your service.
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>>3915
I do kind of wonder how much she is getting just because I would send more if she's short. She hasn't been dropping hints like she was in October so I'm guessing she is doing ok. I'll send her some for xmas.
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>>3916
>I would send more if she's short.
She's 4'11". Now open your wallet. That limb lengthening surgery isn't going to pay for itself. It's Ashley's dream to be 5'2".
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Wow did she really stay the same height from ages 15 - 23? Cheesestick diet I guess?
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>>3917
She desperately needs bunion surgery and hunchback surgery, donate even more XMR
>>3918
I think it's called being Mexican kek
I never set out to be a foot fag but it has become evident to me that Ashley does need me in her life to take care of her feet. She is the only woman I would do this for. She's gonna need a lot more than the ranch dipping sauce treatment.
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>>3921
Are you sending xmr pedicure payments?
...That's what I thought
Stop donating to online women fags
You are falling for the psy op
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>>3914
Seethe more. I've also donated to Whitney Webb. but I must be a simp, because she has a vagina, right? I should probably have just given that same amount of money to the transsexuals at netflix instead. you're an actual moron.
>>3924
>>3914
>>3886
This is reverse psychology to get ashley more donos. Good job, anon.
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🤔
>>3865
This made my day. Ash is too cute.
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>>3928
You figured me out. And all I get is shit for it. Only one of those posts is mine, though.
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>>3865
>I was a virgin for 8 years
UMMMM HUH? Did you happen lose it to pic related?

>>3892
I really like this idea.
We could set a time and date and all gather to watch it, like an end of year christmas party where someone gets too drunk and exposes themselves.
Wonder who that would be?...
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>>3950

imagine getting that sweet sweet 8yo ash poon. i bet she really looked like a boy back then.
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>>3954
tfw you will never have cybersex with 10 year old ashley on gaia online
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she should've gone into... "modeling."
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>>3962
o_o n-nani?
Yall are bustas
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>>3962
we're all anonymous here. let's just be honest. who would?
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>>3967
I did. Daily.
>tfw you are the only person who touched ashleys loli underage holes
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>>3968
That's good to know. I'm glad you're fucked up because of your parents and not because of the tickle game with Uncle Steve.
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>>3972

I want Ash to do a variety show called Uncle Steve's Tickle Game. I want her to have a co-host who's a purple muppet. Also, getting a taste of sixteen year old Ash would be well worth the prison rape/sentence. I bet she's a gosh darn bobcat in the sack.
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>>3974
What about a taste of 23 year old Ash? Why 16 year old Ash? Is Ashley no longer under age looking? Has the 7lbs really done that much damage? You would still rape/molest me, right anon? Uh, I mean her.
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>>3975
You're never going to hit the wall with me. I'll still want you at 33. Maybe I want you to rape me.
>>3973
I really like her hair. The best part of this vlog was her getting crazy talking about COVID.
>>3975
No matter how old she gets she'll always be almost half my age. So yeah, always hot.
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>>3988
How old are you?
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>>3989
Mid-thirties
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>>3991
Same- Wasn't going to admit it but Ashely said she likes older guys so wth. Also I told her how old I was back in the dillweed times and she didn't mind. We video chatted once or twice and I was worried she was trying to long-con me on some trolling project so I never opened up much or stayed on calls very long. Maybe we would have stayed friends during her disappearance if I wasn't so apprehensive back then. Sorry, Ashely.
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Thank God I'm not the only pedo here. I mean, libertarian.
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>>3991
Oh, I thought you were saying you were almost the same age as her parents or something. All the young girls like older guys. They only get apprehensive about it when they worry about what their family and friends will think.
>>3992
>Ashely
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>>3995
That's the true secret spelling of her name that only insiders use.
>>3937
Every little thing she does is magic <3
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I wish Ashley would do those sing along videos
>>3997
Do you ever think "I wonder what Ashley is doing right now"?
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>>3968
hey no scat posting, you said you were reformed!

>>3975
>Is Ashley no longer under age looking?
sometimes she looks like a normal girl in her early twenties, then there are times like pic related and she legit looks 14

>>3993
#NotAllLibrariansOkMaybeAFewOfThem

>>3991
not really a surprise there are dudes here in their 30's. If you were fan back then and were mid 20s or more and still browsing 4ch, it makes sense
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>>4001
I like it when she ties her hair back like this. It's also good that she quit drinking pop and avoids smoking and drinking alcohol. Her beauty will last a lifetime.
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>>3999
probably fapping to some hot lesbian porn
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>>4007
She gets pissed when you call it pop. She says it's soooda.
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Endchan birthday stream on the 20th
7pm EST / 4pm PST (midnight UTC, 21st 11am AEDT)
Edward Scissorhands
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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>>4001

it's so cool she tried to emulate her old ck one rumpus room pedo paneling.
>>4011
Soda Poop
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>>3865
>uploading to endchan kinda sucks
Disable JS for large file uploads. Plus CF probably has a 100MB file limit (now we are forced behind CF sadly, the promised max file size wasn't a joke).
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>>4044
why does endchan use CF in the first place? genuine question because they aren't the only game in town and are starting to build up quite a history of censorship
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>>2065
came like a hurricane
>>4046
They are battle proven. They are mitigating fine, and we aren't censored.
>they aren't the only game
List them.
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>>4044
If /ashleyj/ wasn't here, I wouldn't even use this site. Most of the boards I'd be interested in are already dead.
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>>4044
Uploading issues happened before the full CF switch, on the .gg domain, which as I understand didn't use CF. You could be uploading, no exaggeration, 1-10MB and it will take a very long time and often times fail. Multiple file upload (about 1 MB total) with just pictures would fail too. I can upload fine on any other website, for some reason uploads are trouble here. Not complaining about the site, because I really enjoy it, maybe it's something to look into.
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>>4049
There's a lot of interesting boards here, it takes users like you and I to contribute to get them more active. It's how any community gets started, small at first, people are willing to join it, it grows.
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>>4001
I'd take any age, camera angle or disguise
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>>4045
>Unfortunately, the clock is ticking
No need to remind us that Ashley's looks are fleeting
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>>4051
>There's a lot of interesting boards here
What do you suggest?
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>>4049
Thank you, very informative.

>>4050
Turn off JS.
Besides up to ~80MBs almost always worked for me(tm), without JS managed larger files too /b/ has a webm thread, with couple of over 100 megs files. The CF comment was just for a note to don't try uploading over 100MB files because it'll most likely fail.
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>>4054
/b/ You can discuss anything, be retarded for fun
/kc/ Discuss really anything, more deep discussion if you prefer long form discussion
/sunflower/ Esotericism, spiritualism, occultism
/tech/ Discuss technology
/horror/ Discussion exposing truths
If you're interested in anime lesbians, politics, news, you can visit those boards. Just make a few posts here and there on boards you like, because it takes just a few people to get a discussion going. By the way I'm not an admin shilling, I just like anything that's not 4tran these days.
>>4052
>fucking Derrick while looking at his cute B cup gynecomastia tits jiggle
>>4054
If you are a NEET, then >>>/ausneets/. Be aware that most users are active in Australian times.
If you like grills and casual convo >>>/rapport/
Keep in mind this: >>4051
>it takes users like you and I to contribute to get them more active
>>4048
>List them.
I guess I'd have to know endchan's reasons for using them in the first place, wouldn't I? If it's for ddos mitigation then no, they're not the only game in town. I'm not going to do your job for you.

https://old.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/d52kop/eli5_why_cloudflare_is_depicted_as_evil_and_whats/f0jrxox/
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>>4059
>do your job for you.
You are aware Endchan isn't a corporation but run due to user contribution. I'm just an Anon same as you. So what's your excuse not contributing?
CF has a captcha system that simple ddos mitigation services can't/don't match.
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>>4053
Fortunately for Ashley the clock seems to be standing still
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>>4062
What time is the clock on? Time to GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR ELSE YOU GET SQUIRTED WITH MY "SQUIRT" GUNS
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>>4055
I'll try next time there's a 1MB+ file upload, usually 10-15MB gets a "connection failed". I don't think your average internet user is capable of turning off JS shockingly, maybe down the line there is a better solution to 'tard proof it?
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>>4063
That clock was always right twice a day.
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Time is a flat circle.
>>4065
>I don't think your average internet user is capable of turning off JS
I don't see the problem here
>>3865
Thank you for the vid =^)
>>4021
K I N O
Friendly reminder, today movie >>4019
Stream is rolling. Geowizard traveling on the US east coast. Then the movie.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

No message or files.

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>>4201
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>>4201
Did AI write this? It has that retarded nonsensical wording style. I do worry that Ashley got bored and left. Probably just my abandonment issues though. N-No big deal. Heh
I'd like to hear more about Ashley's beliefs. I think she should make an In Search Of... video.
>Ashley leaves again
>Liquid Chris comes back https://youtube.com/watch?v=bEtPxCxx17o [Embed]
>>4201
Ashlings...
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>>4201

>it's just strange. One day someone's walking around, posting to the board, alive, and then...
>the Earth just opens up and swallows them
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>>4201
lies! lies from the antichrist!
>>4201
How could society do this?
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>>4201
Well... at least we know she isn't dead or in hiding!
>>4201
thats exactly what the lizard people who want to suppress Ashley's message would say
>>3906
I was fortunate to have three grandpas. My great grandfather died of cancer in 1995. I saw his ghost in their home after my great grandmother died in 2005. This was my first experience with the supernatural. He also comes to me in dreams and when I wake up from those dreams, I feel as if someone is still in the room with me. Last time I had a dream about him, he said he was protecting me from people within my own family. My maternal grandfather died in 2017. He was supposed to die of terminal cancer back in 2000 but somehow made it through. He had trouble digesting food properly and cachexia eventually did him in. My paternal grandfather died in 2021. He fell and broke his hip several years back and never really recovered. He had become bedridden and didn't wake up one morning.
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>>4217
>I was fortunate to have three grandpas

how did get 3 grandpas?

>This was my first experience with the supernatural.
were you frightened by it
if I ever saw a ghost I'd be a scaredy-cat, even if they werent trying to scare

>and didn't wake up one morning.
the best way to go
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>>4201
hopefully this just a brief moment of madness?
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>>4201
I've read this a few times to fully try and embrace the gestalt of what she's saying. If indeed Ashley is the author of this account I can't help but feeling sadly for her. Anyone else share my views.
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>>4225
Have we even confirmed it’s Ashley? It’s a bit of a 180 from her vid last week saying she loves what we built here and she ordered props for new videos.
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>>4231
No, 'tisn't me. It's endearing the abandonment issues you guys have. I'm here to stay for the foreseeable future, with plenty of videos to come next year. One second, wait right here, daddy's gotta go to the store to pick up some cigarettes. I'll be back...
I can't believe you guys didn't get me a card or anything. I would print it out and hang it on my wall.
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>>4239
If this is you, Ash, check your e mail, I made you a nice card among other things.
>>4227
>Anyone else share my views.
yes

>>4239
christmas is a busy time for mailman, maybe something will be delivered soon who knows?
>>4239
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god i wish that deliciously refreshing can of Pepsi were my balls
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>>4315
OUCH
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>>4315
>people thought this was a 19 year old adult woman
wow how were so many people fooled
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>>4317
>but officer in her "people making doritos are fucking idiots" video she said was 18 and did 1 semester of college, so she HAD to be atleast 18!
>Yeah, well tell that to the Judge pal
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>>5522
That's hilarious anon. I hope you don't mind that I added a twist to it.
>>5563
heh thats great I should have added the subtitles, that was a good idea

and whoa is that a RARE Ashton pic????
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>>5563
Bros, I miss him...
I mean her...
uhh...they?
...them?
..xir?
.xe?
poo?
...pee?
poo-pee?!?!
>>5581
lololol look how they massacred my boy. i mean um, look how they massacred my poo. pee was perfect the way poo was :(
>>5581
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>>5581
Content like this is why I still make videos. I might turn this into a poster for my wall.
 I always heard Huge Jackoffman was gay and this photo is confirmation. 
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>>5581
Is that Ned from the Spider-Man movies?
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>>5581
Warning to Ashton, if "he" is planning on taking Testosterone.
"He" might end up getting so horny "he" will want to fuck a Xerox machine.
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>>5940
Damn the thing is... i want to see ashley hump a printer. not ashton.
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>>5942
Ive heard girls LOVE washing machines.
Not just that its their biological function to wash our clothes, but washing machines vibrate a lot...
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>>5944
You never pressed your dick up against a washing machine? You're missing out
my first cellphone made me cum in my pants when it vibrated
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>>5976
5g killing bees? Fuckin' pussies, I use it to CUMMMM
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>>6001
with 5g you might as well microwave your ballsack
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>>6002
microWAVE your ballsack goodbye
>>5976
my first cellphone made me shit in my pants when it vibrated
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>>6015
Don't worry bro, just take a nap. No sad times when u nap.
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>>5609
When am I getting my signed TikTok Tranny poster?
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>>6023
Where does Ambatukam get those giant gummi worms he sticks up his bum?
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>>6024
I want one too!
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WANT
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>>6015
dont worry friend, in the near future thanks to our overload Ai's, you will be able to summon your own personal Ashley Jones.
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>>6023
That's the face i make after eating watermelon.
>>6026
Ashley should eat one of these on stream
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I wish I could get ashley outside of my head once and for all.

My journey to stop consuming ashley content starts next week this is getting too painful bros
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>>6124
>My journey to stop consuming Ashley content starts next week
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>>6124
.I wish I could get Ashley outside my head
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>>6124
She's just another 2d girl on our screens
>>6124
I had Ashley out of my head for a couple of days until I saw some kid wearing a Garfield shirt which made me yell "FUCK!" infront of everybody at the grocery store. So embarrassing.
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>>6124
Honestly I hadn't thought about her in years, only after the trans shooter thread on /pol/ was when I stumbled upon her content.
>>6124
whats it matter? do you overthink about her? i just passively absorb her content and shitpost here. its good fun.
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>>6135
Yeah at first glance I thought those tranny pics of her on /pol/ were real and wasn't surprised in the slightest. Goes to show how different our world is compared to 2014. Good for Ash for not giving a shit and dancing to the beat of her own drum.
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>>6137
seriously, I wish I was half the man she was
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>>6135
welcome, it's /comfy/ here
this is probably cope but I don't really feel like a simp by posting here or consooming ashley videos. I just like her and the board/community is fun - especially now that the board is more modern. plus she's a monerochadette which is based. oh fuck im in love
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>>6135
I saw a thread on /tv/ promoting her Tiktok Tranny film and got excited considering how long she was gone for. At the time I didn't even know about her new website and videos posted there, I thought her film was the first content she made since she vanished 8 years ago which is what blew my mind. I don't know how long she plans on staying here for but I'm glad she's back and better (and stranger) than before.
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>>6134
This didn't happen and I'll tell you why. Kids know who Garfield is anymore. Do they? :(
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>>6136
Not the guy youre replying to, but Ashley is pretty much the only funny female and is cute. Only woman that vaguely matches that criteria would be Carol Burnett like 50 years ago. The fact that Carol(or even Sam Hyde, who Ashley is infinitely funnier than) can be so famous and Ashley is stuck in this niche shows just how cruel and tasteless this world is. Ashley is the lone funny lilly of shit valley
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>>6141
Those threads really made me aware of my mortality, like fuck its already been 8 years?
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>>6142
Believe the internet. Honestly though, there are parents who prefer showing their kids the older cartoons they grew up watching and I don't blame them. My Dad would always come home with VHS tapes of the classic Looney Tunes, Popeye, Felix The Cat, etc. However he did enjoy Ren & Stimpy, South Park, Cat Dog and Hey Arnold. He definitely hated Pokémon lol. Funny thing about Popeye is that it did encourage me to eat spinach so I can be strong like him. I remember flexing my arms after eating a plate of it which always made my Dad smile.
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>>6145
Time sure flies, especially in your 20s.
>>6143
Joan Rivers was genuinely funny too. But Ashley really is one of the only funny living females. I know it sounds like I'm kissing her ass here but I'm not. I literally can't think of any even semi-funny girls. Ashley actually makes me laugh. Anytime a girl tries to be funny it's 99.99999% of the time going to be cringe.
>>6146
>However he did enjoy Ren & Stimpy, South Park, Cat Dog and Hey Arnold.
based good taste dad
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>>6140
I like it here also, it's a small community where there's less toxicity and bullshit and more about having fun whether it's by shitposting or making funny pictures of Ash. It would be nice getting more people here who can contribute to the board. I also like the late 90s/early 2000s aesthetic of her website and the hidden content you can find while navigating through it. Brings back memories of the early days of the web. Speaking of which, anyone here remember StickDeath.com?
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>>6141
https://youtu.be/vD94dVu8lqQ
I must admit, when I found Ashley's video in 2014, I liked it, but I took it then as "girl-Sam Hyde." Her sense of humor is fairly common in my country (although other jokes can easily land you in jail). Then I considered her departure logical, and it was possible to choose an easier path and choose a quiet comfortable life. But upon her return, her views were not only strengthened, but supplemented with a bunch of impressive skills and interests, and most importantly, a sincere and pleasant personality that is impossible not to love, it feels like she was designed to be perfect in the image of my head. Only one site is worth it, I read it for hours realizing that this is what the Internet lacked. Now, over the years, I have lost contact with all my close friends, I have nothing in common with them and I do not like to think about these people. Only Ashley and people like here fill this hole in the soul, which seemed impossible to me. The feeling of disappointment partly disappeared, and this inspires a little, I want to do something with myself, and not just live on a downshift with this depressive reality.
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I've always said that before Ashley there was none and after Ashley there will be no more.
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>>6163
Amen.
>>6162
I resonate with a lot of what you're saying here man, this niche is really inspiring
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>>6159
Yes, I remember StickDeath. Does anyone remember playing this flash game called Kitten Cannon? I can still hear the meow in my head now.
I would like to see more people here too. I kinda thought the board would be even slower after moving from Endchan to her own site, but it's actually been a lot busier. The other day there were something like 30+ posters in 24 hours which is way more than you'd ever see on Endchan. Some anon rightly pointed out it's probably because Endchan is painful to use so I'm guessing that's why. I am posting more now than I would on Endchan.
But to get more people here I think we can just shill, that's how some anons got to this thread after all. Or if you don't want to use 4chan, maybe we try to promote her to the right people. I feel like there are plenty of Youtubers who would make a video about Ashley's site. "omg so weird" "haha wow this girl is craaazy." She even set up an onion for Tor so you could get that dark web le scary type video for it.
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>>6162
You should be filling your soul hole with precious metals and crypto. I love ash and all of you but this is a fleeting moment. We'll all be cold and lonely soon and "ashley" will be a memory of a dream you had. Spooning on the couch watching cartoons and she sticks her butt out into you which is the unspoken signal. Those dreams will be warm kindling while we reap the whirlwind.
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>>6168
>I love ash and all of you but this is a fleeting moment.
Why not enjoy it while it lasts? Have the most fun we can now until ash turns into a raisin :P jk ash you'll look 15 forever
>>6167
I think the "right people" will get here somehow on their own. There are a lot of degenerate comments on old videos, and if you thoughtlessly increase the flow of people like that, there will be no less such people here. There will also be those who will start doxing, stalking and canceling Ashley, and just turn this place into a garbage dump. Therefore, I think it's better for Ashley to decide how and what kind of people to attract here, she has already done enough to get people to follow her, it's just a question of distribution.
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>>6170
Quality over quantity, board is aa fast as it needs to be, do whatever it takes to avoid an r/ashleyj
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>>6170
>>6171
agree. while i think it would be dumb to "gatekeep", because there's nothing wrong with mentioning ashley offhand, trying to get the widest audience possible will inevitably lead to retards shitting the place up. like i get where >>6167 is coming from with the youtuber stuff, but i dont think anyone including ash wants a swarm of normies coming in
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>>6162
she's perfect to a niche and she's using it to gain clout.
she's filling a void in you and this gives her power, you are effectively addicted to her as you don't want to feel the emptiness again, and she knows it.
she's the consequences of the current internet and society, she fucked up her life and her only thing to do now to feel accomplished is influence weaker people like you, because yes you are weak.

you should fix yourself by filling your void with real people, reconnect with your family and your friends, go for hikes/hit the gym, and put yourself in situations where you can meet new people.

I asked chatgpt4 about this:
>"Here are some steps you can take to help you move on:
>1 Gradually reduce the time you spend watching her content until you no longer feel the urge to watch it.
>2 Unfollow or unsubscribe from her social media accounts to minimize any reminders of her presence in your life.
>3 Focus on building new connections, friendships, and relationships in your life. This will help you meet new people and form meaningful bonds.
>4 Engage in activities and hobbies that you're passionate about. This can help you redirect your focus and energy toward personal growth and enjoyment.
>5 Consider talking to a therapist or counselor to help you understand and manage your emotions more effectively.

>The key is to work on moving on from this infatuation in a healthy way. Trying to force yourself to hate her might not be productive and could cause unnecessary emotional distress.
>Instead, focus on personal growth, fostering new connections, and reducing your exposure to her content to help you move forward."

We are in the same boat anon, we are gonna make it though and we will have a laugh about this whole thing.
>>6196
cringe: the post
the vast majority are just here to have fun and shitpost
maybe you should ask gpt how to kys next
>>6196
Agree here. There is an unhealthy level that even as ashlings we have to (and have in numerous threads) warn against. It’s just not going to lead to anything good. It’s best to take a break if you feel you’re being too obsessive (over anything) and let yourself readjust to your own waking life. That being said I’m not the type to walk into the bar and knock a drink out of an alcoholic’s hand. Do what you want. Personally I don’t see how ash could fill the kind of void made for god, love, or woodworking. Maybe in 2014 when she did daily videos and you could reach out and talk to her. These days when she releases content it feels the same way as when I see a YouTube channel I like release something. Which I think is what she wants. 

The thing about “she fucked up her life and wants to prey on you” or whatever is retarded rhetoric of someone who was obsessed and met the harsh reality that ash wants less than nothing to do with him. There are one or two of these luckless zombies that still come around to project their insecurities. I was starting to think they/them moved on. Truth is there are plenty of platforms ash could have gained a much more substantial following and income with her presence. This is just a fun social hobby for her.
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>>6198
>The thing about “she fucked up her life and wants to prey on you” or whatever is retarded rhetoric of someone who was obsessed and met the harsh reality that ash wants less than nothing to do with him.
it might just be a way to trick myself into hating ashley to help me move on, I really tried to hate her but here we are.
I will follow the ai advice and keep a healthier mindset, especially here
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>>6196
I understand what you mean, and I can imagine how my message looks from the outside. I'd like to say that I'm not completely obsessed with Ashley, I adore her and enjoy being on this part of the internet, much like how I feel about a certain small internet musician and his community. I understand that there is nothing productive in this, but I do not care about it. I will not forcefully communicate with people with whom I will regret the time spent, put on a smile, and restrain conflict situations - this is not for me. I like the silence and loneliness in my personal life, I'm just a little sorry that we have changed and our paths have diverged, our friendship has remained in childhood. If you take into account all these motivations for a better life, I'm not even interested, I would prefer the life of an ascetic if I could adapt to it, but I'm not ready to give up such joys of life as Ashley. In addition, I have to live in a country with a very murky future, so I'm used to fatalism and it suits me. Oh yes, I went to the gym, I liked it, but there I caught covid, and my lungs did not recover well from this, but I still hope to return to physical activities. And I also have experience of being in a psychiatric hospital (I evaded the draft to conscript army), so I don’t take psychiatry and psychology seriously.
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>>6196
Its not impossible to balance watching Ashley with a social life, unless you only want to socialize irl, that sounds great on paper but from experience I can say that most of the people you meet arent likely to be as realatable as you might want. You're in  this niche for a reason, its not "normal" to watch stuff like this or even be anonynous, its nornal to watch porn woth facebook in the other tab while driving. A happy medium worrks for me, socialize with a few people irl,  (TELL NO ONE ABOUT ASHLEY DONT DO IT DONT MENTION ANYTHING YOU DO ON INTERNET YOU WILL REGRET IT PROBABLY GET GANGSTALKED GO OUTSIDE GET A JOB TALK ABOUT THAT)  , then "socialize" online some, if you're somewhat introverted that should be more than enough socialization. People in general are very different from each other, every type of person naturally hates most other types, but definately do go meet real people and go hike/hit gym or whatever you like. Just beee yourself outside sometimes and you'll probably be alright, not saying you'll get pussy though  I still haven't maybe its too late  Still better to beeeee yourself than put up an act to appease people, the facade will break very quickly and the people you ended up with will get angry from being around someone they wouldn't talk to otherwise. Assuming all of this applies to women if youre going for a genuine relationship and not just trying to get off  I have NEVER had SEX 
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>>6199
Convincing yourself to hate her is very childish. Just because you hate someone doesn't mean you stop thinking about them. Take lolcow users for example. Lolcow users hate certain online personalities and spend years angrily discussing in great detail every little thing an online personality does. Their hatred amplifies how much they think about the personality, they obsess over the person far more than even the average fan would. It isn't healthy. They continue to watch their videos, continue to follow their social media, all while intentionally going in with a negative mindset. It's a weird cope we do, righteous anger on something very silly like a Youtube personality. It's a weird twisted way of making themselves feel better, but not really at the same time.

Just because you hate someone doesn't mean you will stop thinking about them. In fact, the feelings are strengthened with further negativity. Why not resolve your feelings and move on in a positive way? This is the most mature and healthier way to handle things. The advice from others and the AI is the best way to resolve things. It mostly requires you to work on yourself, nothing Ashley says or does will make you feel better, because if you're already to the point of trying to hate her, anything she does will be wrong in your eyes. Try to recognize this and lighten up. Here's one thing I do to try to not have negative thoughts. I used to be a very negative person until I discovered spirituality. In an effort to be a better person internally, I challenged myself. Anytime I had a negative thought, I recognized it, stopped it, and replaced it with a positive thought. Every time. This is like a muscle you have to train, but soon enough it will just become who you are and you will rarely have to stop yourself with a very negative thought. Naturally we can make negative observations, of course. But this will help with any irrational or flat out negative thoughts. Our reality largely is altered by our perception. A positive person in a stressful situation will deal with it better than a very negative person in a stressful situation. Trust me, because I have been both people in that situation.

>she fucked up her life and her only thing to do now to feel accomplished is influence weaker people like you, because yes you are weak.
This is a big reach. We all have a good time shitposting and not much more than that. If she wants to be famous and influence a huge amount of people (not 100 people on peertube) she proved it's possible just by looking cute on TikTok. 15,000 followers in just a week or two, getting up to 100,000 views a video. You're trying to convince yourself she's some big evil mastermind because it pains you to know she won't date you, so you make up whatever you can to demonize her to justify your sour grapes. We saw this happen all the time in 2014. People would rag on her for the most retarded things, like what pajamas she wore. I'm not trying to sound like an ass but intentionally trying to feel more hateful towards her definitely won't make you feel any better or even help you stop watching her videos.
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A wise purple person once told me: "If you have a problem, fix it. If you can't, then why worry about it?"
>>6200
>much like how I feel about a certain small internet musician and his community

Who's the musician, dude?
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>>6209
Wesley Willis
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>>6207
thanks anon, I needed to read this. I will work on myself.
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>>6213
Nah...
>>6209
you most likely will not understand, because this is a russian guy who makes parodies of russian songs, on topics that will be hard for foreigners to understand - https://www.youtube.com/@_mz1502
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>>6214
I work on myself every night ;)
>>6222
are you a russiabro? were there many russian ashley fans back in the day or even now?
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>>6254
Yes, i'm from Russia. There were some people who discussed Ashley on the Russian imageboard, here is an archive of the thread from those times - https://2ch.hk/fag/arch/2016-10-11/res/2498988.html
But i didn't talk to these people. At that moment, i didn’t like 2ch anymore, i lurked enchan, sometimes i watched old videos and just lived my life. Maybe some of these people still exist, but i just hate how fags behave in modern (from 2010 to now) 2ch.
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Haha...
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>>6258
>i just hate how fags behave in modern (from 2010 to now) 2ch
What changed on 2ch?
A lot of things changed after 2010. People weren't as high strung. Everyone's sensitive now, or pretends to be for virtue signaling purposes. I've heard that people are more based in Russia though, and that your society isn't quite as far gone as in the US.
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>>6260
It's a more local moment, then 2ch changed ownership, and Abu's ideas on how to develop the imageboard and attract new audiences, it didn't resonate with me like it did with many other people.
As for the based russians, I can only partly agree, most people are just used to such positions, and will not be able to somehow logically prove the correctness of these positions, I will list the logic of some of them
1. The fear of faggots is more associated with images of unnatural behavior that annoys everyone, people hate for example flamboyant behavior. Many are afraid that faggots will just decide to rape and want to make you gay. I could talk about faggots in Russian prisons, but this is a very long conversation. What I was leading to - this is enough for people to hate, it is not necessary to understand lgbt ideologies. And "globohomo lgbt" themes are used by state propaganda to show what kind of degenerates you all are there, and turn citizens against enemies of the state.
2. Racism towards niggers is simply associated with stereotypes about the stupidity, ugliness, low level of development and destructiveness of blacks. Pictures of behavior from western pop culture are enough to form a general opinion about niggers for russians. And people don’t have personal experience with blacks, they don’t come here to live, they only study on an exchange basis, sometimes they fuck some stupid bitch and leave them with a "trailer", and this mixbreed grows up with the mentality of a typical russian.
3. Immigrants have done a lot of harm to normal people, they still cannot develop even to our level, they are not assimilated and practically live at our expense. Lots of reasons to hate, and for many it is connected with personal experience.
4. I could still list a lot of things that can be called based. But i'll get tired of describing all this.
Many things that seem based from the outside - will not gonna be so based for you if you have to live here. Stupidity of people in order for the state to continue to exist in such a comfortable position, and for citizens to simply endure their position, and admire their masters and their propaganda. The imposition of traditionalism through Orthodox Christianity (and Islam), authoritarianism, and other good things is just as cringe as globohomo for me.
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>>6261
Are these "based" opinions the norm in Russia? Does the state just call western countries gay as propaganda? In America our state does the opposite, they try to make us gay with propaganda and turn us against you  by saying youll kill all the gays.
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>>6261
Accidentally sent that first reply incomplete. The average American has no understanding of the propaganda its fed either, the state in America just manipulates us differently. Perhaps the average person will always be manipulated by whatever powers that be, but id rather the state tell them to do good things, at least that's a better influence for those that are more malleable, like kids
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>>6263
>>6264
To be honest, I don’t know what “based” is now, in our society now is the time of disputes and attempts to convince each other, everyone is sure that their position is right, and it’s absolutely impossible now to go against the authorities and their position. Some time ago it was just common to hate and despise lgbt, now a law has been passed to ban lgbt propaganda - what is it and how does it work? I don't know myself! But I know that this is just another way to put a person in jail if the authorities need it. I understand what is going on in your country, and I share your positions, Ashley's positions and other "based" positions. And now we just have cold war 2, our state simply blames you for all the sins, and exposes itself as the last hope for truly correct values
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I hate government propaganda so much it's unreal.

In the US, the amount of propaganda shoved up your ass on a daily basis is almost comical.
>>6265
>And now we just have cold war 2, our state simply blames you for all the sins, and exposes itself as the last hope for truly correct values
The US basically does this too, but as >>6263 pointed out, they basically tell the citizens that the bad Russians are going to kill all the heckin trannies and Ukrainian babies and interfere with our elections (when the reality is our elections are a farce anyway and our own politicians do plenty of election rigging on their own).
It's all so tiresome. Thanks to the internet, I've had the chance to meet a few guys from Russia, and for a while I even chatted with a dude from China who spoke pretty good English. These were all youngish dudes between the age of 20-40. We're all basically the same, just trying to get through our days and pay our bills and maybe have a little fun when time allows. The idea that we should hate each other or kill each other is insane and I'm tired of these old reptilian fucks trying to make us enemies when we're not.
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>>6279
Nowadays it seems the ultimate purpose of the federal government is to divide and conquer. The government pits one group against another group creating schisms and the citizens get so involved in these schisms that they fail to realize or recognize what those in power are doing to satisfy their own elitists, narcissistic desire for power and authority. 

One of the tricks of those in power is to surreptitiously create a problem, then offer a solution to the problem and then by legislation create solutions to the problem which will further reduce the freedom the citizen has. It all boils down to money, power authority and domination.
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Twitter shitposter from 2015/2016 Douglas Mackey (AKA Ricky Vaughn) found guilty of election interference by a court and jury in Brooklyn New York for posting memes about the election. He tweeted that voters could vote by tweet and the prosecution claims that people thought his satire was real.
>>6285 

>One of the tricks of those in power is to surreptitiously create a problem, then offer a solution to the problem and then by legislation create solutions to the problem which will further reduce the freedom the citizen has. It all boils down to money, power authority and domination.

same thing in my country.
>>6285
>Nowadays it seems the ultimate purpose of the federal government is to divide and conquer. The government pits one group against another group creating schisms and the citizens get so involved in these schisms that they fail to realize or recognize what those in power are doing to satisfy their own elitists, narcissistic desire for power and authority. 
Very, very well said, Seabee. You are 100% right.
>One of the tricks of those in power is to surreptitiously create a problem, then offer a solution to the problem and then by legislation create solutions to the problem which will further reduce the freedom the citizen has. It all boils down to money, power authority and domination.
This is called "Problem - Reaction - Solution" or the Hegelian Dialectic. Here's a relatively brief (and fantastic) video of David Icke breaking it down: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=B7EbJKF-wBQ
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>>6293
I knew there was a name for it, Hegelian Dialectic, I now remember reading about it when my enlistment ended in 2014. I guess it was laying in the back of my mind. Thanks for the nudge to my memory and thanks for the David Icke vid. I used to listen to tapes made by Bill Cooper after his death who was of the same conspiracy genre as David Icke only Bill Cooper was assassinated by government glowies, a fate I hope David Icke doesn't succumb to.
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>>6295
>Bill Cooper
His Mystery Babylon series is a must-listen.
https://archive.org/details/MysteryBabylonSeries-WilliamCoopertranscriptIncl
For anyone who hasn't heard of Bill Cooper, this video showing his analysis of 2001: A Space Odyssey is a good taste of what to expect (and is effectively a shortened version of the first Mystery Babylon episode, but with video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09rOOmYumo
Bill Cooper was the real deal, that's why they killed him.
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This is also a good Bill Cooper resource: https://www.hourofthetime.com/milton-william-bill-cooper-mp3-collection/
Quality for some of the files isn't great but appears to be fairly complete
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>>6314
Thanks for all the B ill Cooper resource material some of which I hadn't had the opportunity to have heard so some of the resources you posted will fill the void. Thanks again.
>>6313
Yeah thanks for putting me on. Never heard of the guy, interesting stuff here.
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>>6832
This was her magnum opus
>>6039
This is great. Good work, anon.
>>6832
whoa did she just say NIGGER?!?!?!?
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>>6843
TELL ME SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
>>6832
Sick reflexes. Also, that's my second favorite Ashley hairstyle
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>>6855
What's the first? I like her ponytail
>>6855
Yeah whats your first favorite? Mine is her short hair when its a bit shaggier, a big overgrown. Not too clean cut like a fresh pixie cut.
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666 THE NUMBA OF THE BEAST!!
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>>7224
this was great anon. don't listen to the error message, keep going. the cum tubbie tribbie bowl was unexpected & got me pretty good.
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>>7224
Now this is what I call original. I watched it a few times. Cheese stick meme will never die, nope, not on our watch. Ashley please make more cheese stick and derrick content!!!! The fans are begging for it!!!!!!
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>>7224
I rike this so much!!!! Prease more cheese stikku joke.
>>7225
this part rittle offensive

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Vacations are the parentheses of life.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: https://yt.funami.tech/watch?v=Dr-ti8MEnTk 🎵🕺
>Location: Bali, Indonesia 🌏✈️
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>>7224
good stuff
>>7224
cringe
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>>7240
YOU'RE CRINGE YOU LITTLE BITCH SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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>>7240
the MADNESS IS CUMMIN FOR YOUUU WERE FINNA SNAP YOUR SLIM JIM AND SUCK OUT THE CREAAAMM
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>>7240
Give me the fucking microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you loud ass entitled niggers running your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "black lives matter" this, "ACAB" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna take my mouse
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the post number
>WHAT?
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>WHAT?
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna call you a nigger
>WHAT?
A pavement ape
>WHAT?
A porch monkey
>WHAT?
A no good son of a sheboon
>WHAT?
I'm gonna solve that captcha
>WHAT?
The one with the fire hydrants
>WHAT?
The one with the stoplights
>WHAT?
The one with the bicycles
>WHAT?
The one with the cars
>WHAT?
The one with the busses
>WHAT?
The one with the CROSSWALKS
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click submit
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click submit!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna derail the thread!
>WHAT?
Send all you ungrateful niggers back to Africa
>WHAT?
That's right, I said I'll send you back!
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
>WHAT?
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
>>7224 
heh this is great, nicely made. 3d graphics and everything
I like that Derrick and cheese sticks has become a thing
>Fuck your whole family
>Fine, maybe I will! GOSH!
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Order now and experience the closest thing you will ever have to sleeping with a woman!





*Legal Notice: The white object at the bottom corner is just a microphone used to pickup her snoring sound, nothing more.
>>7346
Very cute, I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to sleep with another person because I do it like a gorilla. After sleeping, all my bedding is crumpled, pillows on the floor. In addition, someone told me that I speak schizoid nonsense in my sleep, and I don’t want anyone to know about my dark plans and truth that inside my mind.
>>7346
Thank you anon! Finally I can get some sleep. Going to try this out tonight. I know she is faking it but that is the cutest little snooze I've ever heard
>>7346
You forgot to add "CALL IN THE NEXT HOUR AND GET A FREE BODY PILLOW!!!"

Ash, I want a 30% cut when you actually sell your body pillows plus 10 body pillows for uh...friends and family (・_・;)
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>>7346
The shadow of her smile, the nasal sounds of love and the allure of a warm comfy bed,a trifecta that rivals and transcends even the renowned Kentucky Derby.
>>7346
add some fart noises and it will be complete
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>>7350
I was going to put that in as well, but I couldnt get the wording of it right or a full body photo to put on the body pillow, so I didnt think the joke would land well. 
But the joke would be that the pillow was advertised as "realistic, life like size", but the pillow would be one of those small couch pillows, like a pic related.
Yeah, a bad height joke, I know. Thats why I didnt use it.
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>>7359
oh and this is just for you anon, have fun with it. ( ͡ᵔᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔᵔ )
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>>7380
lol thanks
>>7380
Is this unintentional ASMR?
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>>6832
How come I never run into her in a dark alley? It's always a purple person with an axe or a screwdriver.
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>ywn play 'Spot The Nigger' with Ashley
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>>7393
Wow... putting this gif to sad or mellow music puts out a vibe. I remember this from when I was a kid. It's something like garfield and odie go to the pound. Real tear jerker
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>>7417
I think that was the technical first episode, "Here Comes Garfield". Usually most of the Garfield episodes aren't that dark.
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>>7417
Another tear jerker is Garfield On The Town. He gets lost in a bad part of town and he meets his mom. I found a snipit of the episode on youtube.  

https://youtu.be/WqeVXgLcqkU
>>7421
At this moment, I'm 100% sure this panic reaction is real. it's impossible to act so naturally.
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>>7425
his hair is not gay, he just wants to look cool like Johnny Bravo
>>5563
ACK!shley looks a bit like Sam Hyde...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VtRqGcmPPaU
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>>7532
that shit is waaaaaaaaay to dank if ya smell what the  Jonesy  is cooking

btw thats me in 40v40 no build mode
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reposting this here incase anyone new-ish has never seen it.
 I didnt make it.
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>>7709
I know Ashley doesn't drink but I would like to see her drunk at least once. It wouldn't take much. I imagine that it would be something like this 4'11" 80 lbs. normie bitch with the beautiful pair of natural knockers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPCShjUgcE
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>>7712
My friend is an alcoholic. He clears a 20 pack each day. Recently, I had to stop hanging out with him because he's destroying his personal life over it. He's using it as a band-aid for some repressed pain he experienced as a child. He won't let anyone in and try to help. I've been friends with the dude for 10+ years. Not to say it's all bad and that no one can handle it, but I hope Ashley never touches a drop. Alcohol is overall negative, brings the demons out in people, and kills brain cells. I'd actually be genuinely bummed if she started drinking. Just drink the fluoride in the water instead if you want your kicks, okay?
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>>7714
>Alcohol is overall negative, brings the demons out in people, and kills brain cells. I'd actually be genuinely bummed if she started drinking.
100% this, I had alcoholics as parents and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that drinking is one of the worst decisions you can possibly make.
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>>7714
If I wanted to enable her addiction, I'd just take her to the casino to feed the slot machines. I think it's called a "feeder" fetish.

Sounds to me like your friend has a personal problem he isn't willing to deal with. The alcohol is just a crutch. As you said, it brings the demons out of people. There has to be demons in them to begin with. Blaming the alcohol is enabling them. Ashley is an angel. I'm sure she would only laugh at the silly things she says and does and pass out on her couch watching cartoons. I'd even give her a sippy cup so she wouldn't have to worry about spilling it on herself.
>>7715
There is a difference between having a drink and drinking. I don't mean to play devil's advocate as I'm very much a teetotaler, but it sounds to me like you are projecting your own unfounded fears onto Ashley because you don't have any faith in her. You're probably right, a glass of sweet shiraz will totally send Ashley down a path of sexual deviance and it would be all my fault. I'd be no better than your shitty parents.
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>>7721
>There has to be demons in them to begin with. Blaming the alcohol is enabling them. Ashley is an angel. I'm sure she would only laugh at the silly things she says and does and pass out on her couch watching cartoons. 
We only see what Ashley shows us bro, who knows what Ashley's demons are? She could be one of those people that get really depressed and pissed off when she drinks like me. We might not even see much of a difference on screen either
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>>7726
I gave Ashley a sip of a bud light and a candy cigarette. I should have listened. Look how they massacred my baby boi.
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>>7775
Not enough armpit hair
>>7775
>no bunions

I can't cum to this
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>>7781
*cum.to
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>>7775
>I gave Ashley a sip of a bud light
Ashley's first beer is not going to be tranny fluid. She will drink a citrusy IPA like a proper zoomer.
Also if you're going to post weird cp you beat off to please at least spoiler tag it.
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>>7784
From what I hear, beer tastes like slightly carbonated piss. If I wanted to drink beer, I would just carbonate my own piss. Then at least my piss would have more "bite" than a beer. Plus, my piss is a lot more yellow and foamier than beer.
>>7785
please piss on me mommy
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>>7785
That might have been true 30 years ago. Now beers are fruit flavored.
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>>7788
So piss in bottle, carbonate it, then squeeze in some gapefruit. I think that's what Derrick's mom was drinking?
>>7785
Not only that, Beer has a nauseating after taste and fruit beer is no better.
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All this talk about alcohol is getting me thirsty. I don’t do drink much beer though. It’s loaded with calories and gives you the shits and you have to drink a 12 pack to get a buzz. Whiskies are the true patrician choice. That said I wouldn’t advise alcoholism to anyone. I think you have to have a specific DNA make up for it not to reek havoc on your life.
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>>7785
Beer companies have also gone woke.

https://www.newsweek.com/half-americas-10-most-popular-beers-have-lgbt-partnerships-1793173
>>7790
Yeah Ashley should drink wine instead
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>>7796
What is a good wine to pair with a fine chef boyardee dinner?
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>>7796
If she drank wine, she might get salacious thoughts about her crtv being a dog bed
>>7796
She should drink milk instead.🍼
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>>7784
IPAs are a meme. I used to work in a liquor store and only hipsters ever came in to buy those. I've tried most all of them and they all taste worse than piss. I've noticed that hipsters only drink IPAs because their friends do. A lot of them don't even know that IPA stands for Indian Pale Ale. I've encountered hipsters that didn't know certain brands like Jai Alai were IPAs because on the box it says Indian Pale Ale instead of IPA. This is why IPAs have the catchy names and box art. It's marketed to kids who know everything about nothing.

I drink Coors but since most venues only ever seem to offer Bud Light until recently, I usually get a Shiner Bock🐏 A big shout out to Dylan Mulvaney, not the hero we deserve but the hero we need right now. I'd sure hate to be that guy right now.

>Also if you're going to post weird cp you beat off to please at least spoiler tag it.
You can always [Hide] it.
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>>7785
If you'd like to try a beer, I would suggest you try a craft beer on tap from a microbrewery served at the right temperature. Pic related was our local microbrewery that permanently shut it's doors on March 27th of this year. It's been around for over 25 years. Their beer didn't taste like store bought beers. You're probably right about beer tasting like piss. There was a girl that used to come into the liquor store to buy IPAs all the time. She once told me OnlyFans deleted her account because she made pee play videos. Apparently, she liked to piss on her husband and drink their pee. This is not the first girl I've ran into that was into pee play either. She invited me to a Halloween party and got a little too affectionate with me in front of her husband but he didn't seem to care and then another couple that was there went into their bedroom to fuck and she walked in and didn't come out for a while as her husband and I played ping-pong. He just acted like this was normal. It was weird.
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I forgot to post what my friend's wife thought about the wine I suggested to her. She still drinks it. Another prolonged marriage thanks to me.
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>>7802
I swear to god, based on your story, stories I've heard from others, and experiences I've had in my own life, I'm convinced that a substantial amount of women are into "watersports".
One time I was taking a shower with a girl after sex. yes I have had intercourse with a lady before, I like to think that not all ashlings are sad virgins but maybe I'm a chad here because I've intercoursed like two hot babes before, and one hambeast. that's still 3 holes, boys. the story I'm telling here was with one of the actually sexy girls. anyway...
As a completely non-sexual joke I said something along the lines of "hey I could piss on you right now and you wouldn't even know it" and had a laugh. she goes, "do it, I dare you, but I'll pee on you back" also laughing. So I'm not about to be showed up by this girl (women smell fear) so I immediately started pissing on her. I laughed my ass off because she just stood there and took it. I thought, wow, what a champ.
So she's like OK, my turn. I think fine, fair is fair, this is a funny memory, whatever. She gets right up next to me, starts kissing me all sensually, grinding her pussy on me, etc. I thought, awesome, she just thinks I'm cool and funny and now we're apparently going to do round 2. Then she started pissing on me. She pissed all over my dick while deep, deep tonguing my mouth and moaning and shit. Fucking wild. I thought it was weird but whatever, it's in the shower... flash forward to the next week.
We're at my place, things are going good, we start to have sex. She's doing cowgirl. In the middle of it, she pops off my dick and goes, "Remember that thing we did in the shower? Can we do it again?"
Now, anons, I am not a man in a position in my life to turn down pussy. If this chick wanted to piss on me in return for giving me access to her sweet, sweet hole, then by god I was going to let her. So I said sure, let's do it again.
I had barely finished my sentence before this chick unleashes a warm pissy jetstream all over my dick and stomach and legs. And it fucking SMELLED dudes. It smelled like hot stinky piss. Ashley's last video really got to me where tim tom smelled the piss. Let me tell you, urine, even from a reasonably cute girl, can be really gross.
Anyway we broke up like a couple months later and she asked me not to tell anyone about the piss stuff. Too late bitch.
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I think ash said she liked drinking carbonated pee. She’s a little submissive peepee wench. Take my steamy asparagus juice, slut. Ahhhh yeah chuck berry style fartin while I’m passin on you. Give my asshole a little kiss.. PFFFT ahh yeah.
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I hope Ashley continues to stay clear from the Devil's water.
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>>7876
>This pic
It's hard for me to keep my eyes on them in a sober state. And I don’t even know if I could force myself to kiss at least one of them in a state of extreme intoxication.
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>>7877
Im shitfaceced rn and my liver and kidneys hurt like hell but I going by that photo I have no ragrets
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>>7878
o____o why do you drink if it hurts your body? to numb the emotional pain? but a lot of drinkers feel more depressed and angrier when drinking. im just curious.
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>>7879
Im an addict

yes, it started with a way to numb some emotional pain that I was/am going thru, but it unfortunatly evolved into addiction, 
Sometimes I dont even want to drink and by drink I mean get drunk, but my addiction controls me and i lose control of rational thought and my own self and I must get drink

>a lot of drinkers feel more depressed and angrier when drinking
I only get violent when I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much and even then the volience is usually self inflicted

the depression comes when I wake up after a heavy drinking seasion 

one of the worse things about this, is that the best way to get past feeling like hell/hangover/dying... is to drink again but then you get drunk, wake up feeling like death, etc and so you drink again and the cycle continies on and on
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>>7820
It's my understanding, that if a girl is really into you, she'll do whatever you want as long as you promise not to expose her. I'd like to mention that I'm an anomaly among you all because I've had girls interested in me and I've even had them throw themselves at me a few times... even at work. One time, in the women's restroom at work, I was showing the attractive 18 year old new hire how we check the restrooms. She locked the door with me in there... and got a little too risqué... with me in there. I tend to be Hank Hill at work. I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment, so I straight up tell her that this type of behavior was inappropriate for work. I felt like a total loser afterward. Rejecting her advances only made her want me more, though. Apparently, if you push girls away, it sometimes makes them want you more. But after some time of disinterest or you reveal your autism, they tend to lose interest unless they have honorary autism like Ashley. The reason why I tend to push women away is I have a fear of getting in too deep with someone I don't actually see myself being with. Most girls I've went out with have jumped right into wanting to fool around and I'm not like that. I'm afraid of spiteful and vindictive women because I experienced this for myself growing up. I'm also deathly afraid of STDs because I've know people who have had them and it's a terrible way to live.

Anyway, I've been told by a few girls that they enjoy the feeling of warmth from the pee. I was told by one girl that she liked the taste, which was the weird girl I mentioned. One girl from the Sam's Club Discord group I was in told me her fantasy was for a bunch of hooligans to force her into an alley and piss all over her.
>>7826
Ashley pls

I meant to post pic related on Valentine's Day but forgot.
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>>7901
>I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment, so I straight up tell her that this type of behavior was inappropriate for work. I felt like a total loser afterward.

I've had similar happen things happen to me. Don't feel bad anon the, it prolly was a blessing in disguise.
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>>7913
Yes, I too have had to deal with the wiles of females, these holes are merely temptations. As a wise poet once said "bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks", and never forget the golden rule: bros before hoes.
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C'mon, guys, there's a lot of really great girls out there, don't be so pessimistic. All you have to do is whistle, you know how to whistle don't you?

https://youtu.be/hrUsfyVmeKg
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>>7915
;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkfcNaaICE4
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>>7951
Funny how the more things change the more they stay the same from the 1940s to the 2000s.
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I kept posting the wrong version of this. Have a great (SAFE) weekend
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>>8016
Lol Happy MS-13 day
>>8016
¡¡¡AY AY AY!!! Happy taco day to our beautiful mamacita <3
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new ashley video
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5367077/

This is the kind of thread that got /qa/ permanently locked because the glowies got scared
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>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
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