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What are you stupid bitches doing, and how many of you are fucking Jewish? Shut the fuck up, I don't want to hear anything you've got to say.

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>>19547 (OP) 
I'm Jewish and I'm here to tell you we control your every life move, goy. We control your food supply, your media and we push gun laws to disarm you. We promote pornography, anti-Christianity and cuckoldry to make sure your women breed with the Schwartz to turn you all into half-caste mulattos with no more sense of racial pride and identity. Seethe over it while I pound my next shiksa, goyim.
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>>19547 (OP) 
A thread died for this retarded shit. OP is a faggot.
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OP has a point.
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Maybe I’m one. I don’t know yet.
The guy in the pic looks like my neighbor but he is catholic.
>>19547 (OP) 
real Ash fans knows that it is the dark spiritual entities and the secret demonic elite's fault and not da joos.
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>>19557
Yes, goy. It’s the “elite.” Whatever the fuck that is. Stay asleep. Consume some more. Believe your fantasies like a kid about to be molested is a Star Wars Comic-Con.
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You are doomed. Trapped in the worst of all timelines, due to choices already made for you long ago. You are caught in the machinery and all you can do is take the free ride.
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>>19557
unironically this
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Australia will not survive if it does not become multicultural.
Embrace refugees.
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>>19560
>Whatever the fuck that is
You like having someone to fight, so the reality won't satisfy your human flaw known as "tribal mentality", us vs. them. The reality is unsatisfying to you because there isn't a built-in culture for the reality like there is for da joos. It also requires learning about the occult, symbology, numerology, astrotheology, etc., which is unsatisfying to you because it's not caricatures that are easily digestible to the retard brain like it is for "da joos" culture. And that's all it is - a culture.

The people who pull the strings are easy to find when you know where to look. It's people with occult knowledge passed down from bloodlines and mystery schools since ancient times, the same people involved in secret societies that purposefully allow "the jew" propaganda to flourish as a scapegoat for retards like you to not look further.

Instead of looking for truth you people look for a side, a fight, and look to be a victim just like purple-haired SJWs are victims of another manufactured nothingness. The elites know how to expose your craving for righteous victimization, and so you choose to be a victim of da joos because you're too stupid to break out of physicality for a day and question what the repetitive occult symbols in the media mean, what the parallels in manufactured religions actually mean, among many other basic rabbit-hole questions.

Enjoy your physical divide and conquer manufactured problems, it's all another distraction. You'll reincarnate nicely.
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>>19547 (OP) 
Australian accents are so annoying. Probably one of the worst accents other than Boston.
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>>19576
I see your Boston accent and raise you one jeet
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>>19570
Ashpost detected
I’ll read your manifesto for more enlightenment mein Fuhrer
>>19576
Ooh shiver me timbers.
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>>19576
Americans love the way they talk and think they're intelligent or something. 

Aussies don't give a shit and sound drunk anyway. lol.

And news shows love filming old farmers in hot climates while they buzz those fucking flies away trying to talk.
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>>19585
>Americans love the way they talk and think they're intelligent or something. 
Hey don't get me wrong here, I'm the first one to shit on Americans (I am one so I'm unfortunately intimately familiar with the "culture" here), but what you're describing is a million times more true for British people.
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>>19585
Don't fool yourself, Americans are fully aware of their intelligence. But the Aussie accent is awful. How do they butcher a two letter word? No = Nuuaaarrr. At least the American accent mostly pronounces words as they're written without added inflection, making it easy to understand. I swear it sounds like these Euros are speaking another language.
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>>19576
>>19579
>>19585
>>19587
Unsheathes didgeridoo
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>>19547 (OP) 

I once used a didgeridoo.
I was on the beach sitting in the grass, played the didgeridoo for 20 minutes or so and then laid him down looking up at the sky. I remember it was like get high with vibration and sound. 
I'm going to buy one.
Thanks for making me remember.
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>>19594
BUY AN AD
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>>19599
https://youtu.be/H1FbAsFX8sA
>>19565
that's a lot of words to manipulate someone with
>>19594
>Outback Steakhouse guy trying to subliminal us into buying Outback Steakhouse steaks and blooming onions for just $24.95
No thanks, I don't feel like getting bit by 5 different types of venomous spiders during dinner.
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>>19606
Am I getting this right? Did he say a Porterhouse steak and signature Blooming Onion™ for just $24.95 available only at Outback Steakhouse?
>>19600
why would I buy an AD when i can watch them for free?
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>>19619
I had a question Derrick do you ever get to watch the actual videos or do you never get past the ads?
>>19576
Aussies need stop saying yeah nah, for sure. We need to stop that shit, mate. 

Most aussies don't say nuaaar or whatever the fuck you're hearing. More women need to stop acting like they're speaking like men in australia, nuff said. 

:)
>>19697
You guys absolutely do say "nuar" or "nore" or something to that effect instead of just "no." Check out how there's not an R in the word "no" and yet you people manage to squeeze one in. It's bizarre.
>>19697
>Most aussies don't say nuaaar or whatever the fuck you're hearing. More women need to stop acting like they're speaking like men in australia, nuff said. 
Yeah, idk where that whole we say nuarr thing comes from. Are amerifats brains more clogged than their arteries that they are confusing nah with no or something?

Also speaking of words and how they sound, this reminds me of something that Ashley said in her latest video.
Why do Amerilards pronounce "route" like root? You ...wait!, hold on... a cop or a school kid is shooting and killing me.... ok nvm Im good.... where was I? oh yeah, dumb Americans butchering the english language. 
So anyways, why do you pronounce route like root? you wouldnt call your router a "roo-ter"
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>>19706
American here and basically everyone I hear says route as rowt not root.
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>>19697
>>19706
AUSSIES BTFO'D
NOORRRR
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>>19708
>rowt
like row-teh? row as in a row of dildos? 

Most 'murrrrrrrricans pronounce it like dick related?
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>>19709
YEAH NAH FARKIN MEET ME OUT THE FRONT OF FARKIN CENTALINK AND ILL FARKIN SMASH YA FARKIN DRONGO
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>>19711
We say "route" as one would say router without the r. Very rarely ever hear other muricans say "root" unless they're ordering their fifth root beer float for the day.
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>>19714
Stone the flamin crows, I thought Americans pronounced route like root? Well strike me rottin there ya go, bloody hell!

Since youre american and no one answered my question despite me telling everyone that not answering my question gave me severe depression (tanks everyone) >>14098 >>14261
can u pls tell me are fish n chip shops popular in america?
btw i will kms if no one answers
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>>19716
Not really popular. Theres one national fast food fish and chips place called Long John Silvers. Fast food fish isnt as popular as other fast foods.
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>>19716
People eat it but I wouldn't say it's popular
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>>19719
>>19720
*climbs down off of ledge*

ty frens
ty for answering my question and reaffirming that americans do indeed have dog shit taste in food!
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>>19721
Bro if I'm gonna eat something that smells, it's gonna be pussy.
>>19721
I'm sure it's much more popular along the coasts. The majority of people in the US live very far from the ocean. You try eating seafood 1,000 miles away from the Atlantic and see how often you're gonna go back for more
Is this another Void thread or something?
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This is a public service announcement. Ignore posters that live on islands. They talk funny and their shit is all retarded. This goes for anyone from Australia, United Kingdom and Rhode Island.
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>>19728
This is the Australian hate thread
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>>19729

Plz dont.
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>>19802
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Watch her gain 200 subscribers on her channel
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>>19805
tbh you're probably not wrong, a significant amount of the comments in that thread are uncharacteristically supportive of ashley. our girl's hard to dislike even for KF
>>19805
Speaking of subscribers, The Ashley Jones Archive channel on YouTube has 3K subscribers, shouldn't Ashley be getting some of that revenue? They are her videos afterall.
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>>19808
I seriously doubt jewtube would allow monetization for that channel lol. frankly it's amazing it's still up at all
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Here comes the kiwifags
>>19809
I'm surprised too, there's actual porn displayed on her computer in the Let's Play Club Penguin video and foreskin balloons in the Mordecai infomercial. BTW, does anyone have the Patriotic Crisis Line livestream? It's muted on YouTube and it's the only livestream I haven't watched yet :(
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>>19808
I have no interest in monetary gain. I do this purely because it's fun. The internet should be reserved for a place of leisure, monetary interest has ruined the internet. Even if I wanted revenue from those videos, it would be scraps. I wouldn't ever put my information into Google's services in exchange for money, either. 

>inb4 Monero
I accept Monero as a way to pay for my servers, none of this has been even close to profitable. If I wanted my website to be a job, I would approach things drastically different. This is purely just for fun.

>>19811
I have that stream with the sound. I'm making an archive of all my old videos, streams, pictures, etc. It's almost done, it will be a torrent. I have been a little lazy on finishing it, I'll aim to get it done by next month.
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>>19813
>I'm making an archive of all my old videos, streams, pictures, etc
Nice! I'm going to print out every photo and pin them to my wall similar to what Robin Williams did in the movie One Hour Photo.
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>>19814
You should sort the pictures so when youre far away the pictures form one huge picture
>>19814
True fans already did this.10 years ago.
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>>19830
“fans”
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>>19547 (OP) 
imagine being the dog, imagine being owned by one of these rotting mindless walking corpses

as human beings we are lucky to have freedom of choice and independent thought, but man, just look at how some people decide to exert it

>picrel is mfw
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>>19729
so no one will reply to her posts? :(((((((((
>>19831
If you write stories here and Ashley hasn't abducted you and broken your legs I got bad news for you.
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>>19934
Please help me. I've been abducted by this small woman who forces me to write for her every day. She keeps me locked in this tiny room. I just picked the room's lock and got out. Send help. I hope the glowie reads this.
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