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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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fix yo shit ash you can barely read the greentext in the op
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What an inspiration to us all. I'm not gonna let a little thing like penile dysmorphic disorder stop me anymore. I will be leaving the house this way from this moment forward.
>>315

he's either a nutty fag that'll get fired once there's enough attention, or a troll who'll be immediately fired once they can condemn him for bigotry. either way i'll be waiting to get my dick sunked.
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>>324
I doubt they'll fire him. The school has released a statement pretty much saying they won't. And the guy isn't a troll, he's a fetishist who has been emboldened enough to showcase his perversion in public.

Unrelated, but as a man, I kind of always feel like I'm waiting for my dick to get sucked. Like it's all just one big waiting game. The only time I'm not waiting to get my dick sucked is when it's actually being sucked. After that, I get about 20 minutes of peace or so, and then it's back to waiting. You know what I mean anon?
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>>326

I don't buy it. I don't think anybody would test the limits like that in good faith. The school just doesn't want to get sued (another possible motive for dressing like ed gein.) They'll get him for dress code violation or something. Then he'll become a rich twitch streamer.
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>>327
These days the mentally ill are uplifted by the media. This dude has been conditioned that his fetish is now acceptable to wear around kids. You cannot criticize someone the moment they're a tranny, which is exactly why this isn't a cut and dry story. Of course that faggot should be fired, but because of the conditioning happening in the media, it's now a discussion rather than the teacher just getting beat up by high schoolers. That dude 100% is some degenerate coomer who knows you can get away with this shit if you just say you're a tranny. What's the worst that's gonna happen to him? Either way, he'll make himself a victim and squeeze money out of it. The only way he'll get fired is if he gives those teen boys wood. And I'm not talking about tree wood.
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>>These days the mentally ill are uplifted
Which is exactly why you should be orbiting me. Get with the times or get left behind.
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>>339
Orbiting is such a derogatory term. Shall we agree upon admiring or regarding with approbation. Anyway it's all semantics though.
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updates to the story
https://archive.ph/0P75J
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>>339
You retard, stop pretending to be me. I was >>329. I don't want orbiters or simps. This is why I'm a trans ftm now. I don't crave sexual validation from men online. The only way to stop the simping is by transforming into a male. I've grown out my leg and armpit hair, started greasing my hair, and since the doctor said my tits were too small to cut out, I just gained 20lbs so my boobs are more like moobs.
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>>348
Kelly from the Shoes music video grew some sweet tits
>>349
I wasn't pretending to be you, doofus. I don't try to be you on purpose. I'm not the impostor. I'm the original fake Ashley because my posts get mistaken for yours on the board since forever. I could pick you out of blind taste test. I want you to orbit me. You can be my moon and I'll be a gas giant, like your mom.
>>322
This one is like a Sasquatch sighting
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am i a race traitor if i'd prefer the asian equivalent?
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>>315

she escaped
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>>316
This guy is a pedophile.
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>>405
Now I gotta wank
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>>406
Me too
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i'm still dying on this hill.
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>>435
Anon, you die on that hill. Don't let anyone tell you what to believe. If you begin to doubt dying on that hill, just ask yourself What Would Jesus Do?
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Ashley would look qt as fugg in some Garfield lingerie.
ash what do you wear to be sexy for your husband
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I need sauce.
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>>860
WHAT THE FUCK? The teeth are the same, same nose, same mark, same eyebrows. Mommy I'm scared
>>860

goth styx was pretty hot. if he had been gen x he would've got all kindsa pussy in the 90s.
>>860
I bet Alex Jones would beat off to him
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bumping the hell out of this to say i called it
Replies: >>5247
He just wants to get into a lawsuit with the school board because he knows he will win if he feels discriminated against for rocking those huge prosthetic milkers. At first I thought he was being serious but now that I see what he's doing it's actually quite hilarious.
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>>5237
>>5238
wtf I love trannies now!!! what an effective psyop, now we can all talk about how based and funny the degenerate tranny is. She/He was one of us all along guys
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>>5247
you've been bamboozled
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>>5260
This image speaks to the destruction of the modern internet. The viewer doesn't notice or care to fix the clearly incorrect aspect ratio. The image was not saved, instead the user chose to take a screenshot, most likely on their phone. Ah, the phone. This probably explains the shitty aspect ratio. Even though they are on their phone for ultimate convenience, the user doesn't take advantage of the quick and easy drop down menu in the top right corner to save the image, which would likely give the correct aspect ratio and an image without useless options on the top. The user doesn't care that the "x", enlargement option, or menu exists. The user is so used to seeing these options due to being on their phone 24/7, that they have become blind to it. Even though these menu options are completely useless to the screenshot image, they still decide it's acceptable enough to keep in the image.
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>>5262
I don't know why I even saved that picture like that. I had another one that wasn't fucked up but I uploaded this one by mistake. I feel real stupid now, I hope this gets memory holed just like the Epstein Island flight logs.
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>>5264
>not raping luanne before you kys
ngmi
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>>5280
>not raping luanne ladybird before you kys
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Does this mean she has to burn her Jon Cena merchandise?
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>>5294
whoa Derrick has been working out
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>>5296
That is really funny. I didn't realize it was Derrick without his bowl cut
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Damn Derrick looks like THAT
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>>5298
I hope EVERYTHING grew, not just his legs ;)
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The Nashville shooting just goes to show just how sick these people really are.
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>>6089

If she wasn't trans I'd be horny as fuck for her. Why do all chick mass shooters have to be weird? Nigga out here tryin' to buss nut to some darkness all I got it gingers, persians and trannies.
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>>6102
tbh she does look cute in this >>6089 picture. knowing she's mentally ill because she wants to be a man is a turn off. if she looked like that and just had anger issues, i'd let her abuse my cock and balls. she'd kill so many more kids if she punched my ballsack.
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>>6089
The simulation is acting up.
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>>6089
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/421305767/
lmao I rediscovered ashley thanks to this tranny school shooter.
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>>6089
This is just the beginning of this trend, in the future we will see more than one mass shooting by troons. Maybe Ashton will face a similar fate.
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>>6089
Not to mention theyre going forward with their 'Day of Vengeance' protest, the most tone deaf fuckers around
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>>6089
Psyop to ban assault weapons.
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>>6130
I've been thinking the same for years. The CIA or the FBI seeks out weak, anti social and pliant individuals and sends a glowie to befriend them, brainwash them and assist them to gain access to rifles and voila mass gun killings. Once it happens often enough most American people will be all too glad to give up their 2nd amendment right.
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>>6132
I look very youthful and cool. I'm going to start wearing vintage NRA shit and make it cool to be pro gun.
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>>6132
>The CIA or the FBI seeks out weak, anti social and pliant individuals and sends a glowie to befriend them, brainwash them and assist them to gain access to rifles and voila mass gun killings.
I look pretty weak and I'm definitely antisocial. I wouldn't exactly call myself pliant though. How can I leverage this to get free guns? Like the glowie tries to help me shoot up a daycare center or something, except I don't, and I just walk away with a bunch of cool tactical gear and guns and shit?
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>>6153
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>>6153
You want to leverage to get free guns you have to dazzle him with bullshit. Hit him with the old cliches like if guns are outlawed  only outlaws will have guns and then tell him that you can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold dead hand. The glowie will be so amazed at his brain washing handiwork that you'll be able to  take him into YOUR confidence and then when he least expects it, terminate with extreme prejudice and just walk away with your tactical gear and guns and shit while you whistle Dixie.
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>>6160
>if guns are outlawed  only outlaws will have guns
I have never once heard a solid argument against this point. I understand that most people are weak pussies and thus think that government regulation is the solution to gun violence, but criminals, by definition, are willing to break the law. Therefore, gun regulation really only serves to disarm law-abiding citizens (thereby making them more vulnerable to the criminals who do have guns).
>>6122
They want to justify murder and also brain wash and butcher children.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQdCm37Hfc
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Hold my beer goggles.
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>>6607
Oh god I saw the left one the other day. The edit is hilarious. Goddamn I hate globohomo so much. Did you know the tranny on the left is an actual fucking millionaire because of product endorsements? He's shilled tampons. TAMPONS FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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>>6620
Oh dont worry, it will kill itself. Just a matter of time, like that airline stewardess who was celebrated recently and an hero'd a few months later
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>>6110
Here is the original of this picture, and it looks like this faggot is laughing at himself and trying to cope.
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>>6607
>constantly getting cans put on your  face your entire life
>finally get to put your face on a can
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this one made me snort my "milk" out of my nose
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>>6987
lmao
plz dump webms as I mostly just have pics
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oh christ i forgot you can upload 5 images at a time brb kysing myself
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>>6993
You were just pushing out shitposts to hit your 7k get. You aint foolin no one
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>>6991
let's hope that the world doesn't reach this level of insanity.
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>>7023
This image has one flaw. First, the fella on the right wont produce children because he'll be shooting his nut into some dudes asshole. Second, he'll kill himself by the time he's 34.
>>7023
That is a lot like me and Ashley
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For me it's Emily from Linus Tech Tips.
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=b-owBhLGaH4
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>>8847
Tech Shrek was always a little odd but he was by far the most interesting person on that channel. I have a feeling Troon Balloon is just going to get stuck on the lavender ceiling and not even Linus with a ladder will be able to get him down. What's weird about all of this is Anthony is being very reasonable about his mental illness while Linus seems to be a little too supportive of it. I can't tell if Linus is doubling down out of fear for his company or if he genuinely supports this. I wonder what the blowback will be like? Will the lavender ceiling collapse and crush them all at Minus Dick Tips? Stay trooned for more.
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>>8860
You have to handle a Troon Balloon with kid gloves. The slightest movement will result in the balloon popping. Metaphors aside, Linus is probably scared shitless of making one wrong move or not seeming supportive enough, so if he wants to keep his business afloat he must double down and seem uber supportive, even if that means throwing an axe between tech shrek's legs. There is no room for the normie to state their actual opinion, they'll lose everything because they built their legacy on a glass plate always being pushed closer to the edge which will shatter at any moment. That's their choice, you get money and fame but must remain squeaky clean and suck tranny cock while doing it. There's no way to know his true opinion in today's age.
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>>8860
It's funny I just found this guy a month ago when we had that thread about getting Linux.  He already had an uncanny D&D creature thing going on so going troon is just going to make him more awesome.
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>>8862
It's not a good look for us Arch users.
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>>8861
>Troon Balloon
https://www.thecentersquare.com/california/article_c691948a-4080-11ee-a99c-0b2dcf6d7d53.amp.html
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>>8863
If all else fails we can switch to Void Linux. I hate using the stupid AUR anyway. Trannies ruin everything.
>>11797
>I hate using the stupid AUR anyway.
why?
>Trannies ruin everything.
yes
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>>11807
I'm mostly memeing. However, there's probably something fucked with my set up as yay breaks a lot.
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>>11797
Nah bruh the aur's like the best part about Arch it just works and I can get whatever software I want bruh
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>>8847
tbh he already has a a feminine looking face

like that overweight mother of three that lives in Nebraska kinda face

>>11797
>>11809
>>11810
just use Mint
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>>11830
>tbh he already has a a feminine looking face
Must've wasted too much time using bloated software like Mint
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You did It. The crazy son of a bitch, you did It. Why are women like this? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
>>12053
Isnt that a male tho?
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>>12053
Also would you still motorboat his knockers?
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>>12054
Of course that’s a male, he finally embraced who he is. Trans genders need to embrace their biological gender, they can’t change their gender no one can.
>>12055
No, that’s gay. That’s a man trying to dress up as a woman.
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>>12054
Is that not obvious to you? It's a joke, anon. First line is from Jurassic Park, the second line is a meme, and the third line is from Superbad, so is the image filename. Thank you for making me explain the joke.

>>12055
I don't understand the question. I've never said I've ever wanted to motorboat his knockers. Are you asking if I would? I wouldn't motorboat any knockers because only sad fucks want to actually do that sort of thing.
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>>12057
nah u are
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>>12060
No, but you are.
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>>12065
No, you're
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>>12068
I’m heterosexual, do you want me to be gay and suck you off or something. Find someone else baby because I’m not about that life.
>>12053
>rare breast condition
lol ok
Has he ever said why he did it?
A brief moment of horniness? he did it for the lols?
>>12058
>I wouldn't motorboat any knockers because only sad fucks want to actually do that sort of thing.
You've clearly never motorboated a nice pair of tits
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>>12087
Yes, thank you for restating the obvious. No, I haven't because when I said I wouldn't, I was implying that I don't which would most likely mean that I haven't done that sort of thing to a woman. I'm not a boomer in a bowling shirt that frequents strip clubs and roadside motels.
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>>12096
What I should have said was, "You've clearly never had the opportunity to motorboat a nice pair of tits"

It's nothing to do with being a boomer, it's an urge any red-blooded man has. You can't tell me you've never seen a pair of boobs and wanted to put your face up to them and go MrbgldgjffffblblbblBlblfRrrffflLl!! If not, you just might be a homosexual.
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>>12101
What you should have said was nothing at all because you talk like a bitch. If I were you and my posts were that of a woman, I wouldn't presume to know what a red-blooded man wants because I wouldn't know anything about that. You've most likely never met any real men which is why you have such a hard on for me. Maybe you should be posting on Grindr instead. Now quit being a faggot before I have to call your mother and give her a real son.
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Flat is justice.
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>>12105
kek
triggered
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>>12105
ya seethe bitch?
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>>12118
>>12119
Posting shit like seethe and triggered is the equivalent of giving yourself a pat on the back for winning a participation trophy. You got nothing.
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>>12123
kek keep seething ya triggered lil bitch
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>>12101
>You can't tell me you've never seen a pair of boobs and wanted to put your face up to them and go MrbgldgjffffblblbblBlblfRrrffflLl!!
for me its 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw
my great grandma finds it both TITILLATING and funny (she is also 9 years old, dont ask its complicated)
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>>12129
kek pretty good.

Check out this rare vid I found of Ashley's last family reunion. You know it's real because of the guy in the Slayer shirt and because Ash wasn't invited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_HQdq-7wk
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>>>12130
Vince Russo livin the dream...

 umm actually its a Slipknot tshirt, now excuse me whilst i push my fingers into my eyes.. 
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>>12131
> umm actually its a Slipknot tshirt
oh whoops yeah you're right
>>12124
Is that supposed to be a nigger tonguing your anus? Keep reaching for that rainbow, faggot.
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>>12149
You wish dude
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>>12150
More like you wish for dudes.
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This guy is crazy for dressing up as a woman and acting crazy.
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>>12157
Talk to the hand ✋
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>>13512
Talk to the left 🤚 because you ain't right ✋
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>>13518
Who the fuck is ✋?
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Me. I'm always right.
>>13520
Your girlfriend
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Seems fake af to me. Real sussy bussy sauce here, sirs.
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>>14724
fake and gay
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>>14724
>that watermark
Crowder is such a faggot
>>14729
In the first picture, she really is wearing vans Old Skools. You can tell by the toe cap design which goes straight across versus Pumas toe cap design, which narrows towards the tip of the shoe and is smaller. Also, the signature vans logo on the back heel. Puma has a signature logo, but isn't colored on that shoe model. 

Please try to think critically on both perspectives, don't look for answers where they don't exist just because it supports the counter narrative.
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>>14760
>knowing this much about shoes
So when are you gonna come out to your friends and family?
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>>14765
I did cum out. And they all laughed. THEY all FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME!!!! THEY'RE GONNA PAY AND SO ARE YOU ANON!!!
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>>14787
imagine Ashley's parents making fun of her for being gay lmao
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>>14789
Imagine ashley talking to her parents at all
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>>14790
Imagine Ashley imagining
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>>14794
reptiallian lookin ass
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>>14724
>Ashley is trans
>owns a gun
>wears vans shoes
>written a manifesto

...umm, bros, should we be worried?
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>>14801
Some of you guys are alright, dont go to special ed class tomorrow.
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>>14801
She doesn't even have any guns as an american, we should be responsible for her and gift pic related asap
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>>14827
maybe, but anyone who poses on the internet with their actual guns is very stupid
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>>14832
I never ever posted a selfie on the internet, that's for cute girls
Heh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SG7td_dlNXc&pp=ygUVZmFrZSBuYXRpdmUgYW1lcmljYW5z
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>>15453
>attracted to the female form
>gay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2MzGtmaJ0
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>>15459
He's also attracted to dicks, which is gay.
>>15459
If the female form in question has a big fat cock (or a gaping wound where a cock used to be) then yeah, it's gay
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>>15468
>gaping wound where a cock used to be
The wound is worse than just gay
>big fat cock
MAYBE gay, like if you suck it or something, as a 100% heterosexual man(male(he/him)), I simply can't tell the difference between an attractive fully clothed female and a similar looking male in the same clothes, and I suspect I'd get along with the male better, perhaps we could be great friends, and if my cute friend that I don't know is female wanted to suck my cock? I'd let him(her) suck me off, maybe cuddle with him(her) and kiss him(her) on the lips. I've never seen a vagina before and they look gross, and I am very familiar with MY penis, I wouldn't shove it up his ass or anything though that's really gay. im so fucking lonely holy shit
>>15469
If you really can't distinguish a female and a male, you have issues or are a bisexual male who will fuck anything. I can always tell a male from a female, no matter how "passing" they claim they are. You can't change bone structure. I diagnose you as a homosexual.
>>15469
nigga u gay af. women aren't scary or hard to get together with. they're just childish retards. treat them like actual kids and never take them seriously, ever. you will drown in pussy the moment you stop caring about pussy. This is the zen of pussy. Dis is de way.
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>>15472
I do not care for pussy, nor do I fear it. I merely wish for a good companion in this life, and perhaps that companion will simply have a penis, as the average human female's behavior is not only child-like, but insufferable and easily mimicked by a well trained ladyboy.
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>>15476
Thats a lot of words just to say youre gay
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>>15477
nah u are
>>15476
Wow you really sound like a gay pussy and seem to enjoy the smell of your own farts, grow up faggot
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>>15496
You probably like females farting and shitting and queefing in your mouth
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>>15498
Pretty sure you gays are the ones into putting your dick where shit is
>>15465
It's like they saw that south park episode.
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>>15469
Could you tell if these are women? Or are they girly gay guys?
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>>15477
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>>15514
Is that Bonbis reaction when someone asks her if she's gonna get on a diet?
>>15502
Those are gay guys but not more metro than girly, wouldn't look female enough if they crossdressed
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Would a metro be considered borderline transgender?
The Boondocks - Why Are You Wearing A Skirt?
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Cardinals' Kyler Murray teased over odd piece of football equipment at training camp

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/cardinals-kyler-murray-teased-odd-piece-football-equipment-training-camp
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>>16179
https://youtu.be/BPqWaJuh55Q?si=hIbDa8krFwowqLI7
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This poor nigga will never know what an orgasm is, his retarded jew parents noticed he was a little faggy at the age of like 5 and decided nah i aint having a fag son hes a girl now, and put him on hormone blockers when his puberty was about to start so his penis never grew, it remained a baby peepee. Got bottom surgery at like 16-17 which was a disaster bc it was a micropenis and was literally falling apart and also says it is difficult to dilate and never had an orgasm. But at least they dont have a gay son.
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>>20534
plus look at the size of the titties on that thing!
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>>20539
That 40yo dad beer gunt
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>>20534
>>20539
>>20540
The Jazz story is unironically sad. Have you seen that video where he's talking about how his "pussy" smelled terrible in class and people were talking about it? Truly horrifying stuff
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>>20540
We shouldnt be mocking this dude. He's a victim of his parent's abuse who never had the ability or option to say no. His earliest memories are his mom telling him he's a girl, he had no chance to fight for himself. His life was warped and controlled solely by his mentally ill mother. A flower can only grow based on what it's fed, and when it's fed poison it will be an ugly flower, not by the flower's doing or fault. His mother is the disgusting one who should be mocked, not the victim of her freakish abuse. I can't blame "Jazz". What are you going to do? You have had your masculinity stolen from you, false ideas forced on you when you're an impressionable 4 year old, you've been made the cash cow (kek) of the family, your penis has always been none-existent and is now a deformed "vagina". You have no other options because all your options were made for you.

There's more and more cases of abusive mothers forcing their sons to become females at very young ages. How about the mom who forces her son to be a drag queen and hang around a convicted murderer?
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>>20550
You know what, you're right... We shouldn't be making fun of this dude, cause he was made into a tranny against his own will.

We should be making fun of this dude because he's been made into a tranny against his own will AND he's jewish. I guess jews just can't help but mutilate their offspring's genitals huh. At least they didn't use their teeth to do so this time around.
https://www.washingtonblade.com/2024/05/16/peruvian-government-classifies-transgender-people-as-mentally-ill/
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Every few years I look up OG Youtubers to see where they're at. Chris Crocker is a tranny again. Now he looks like a grown up version of Honey Boo Boo.

Charlieissocoollike was a British Youtuber from around 2007-2010 girls creamed themselves over. Turns out even if you have thousands of teen girls begging for your bri'ish sausage, it doesn't stop Animal Crossing from convincing you that you're actually a girl. The Animal Crossing > Tranny pipeline is real.
>>24296
Animal Crossing is for fags and children
>>24296
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/i5n8c9/animal_crossing_helped_me_realize_that_i_was/
I was just thinking of Chris Crocker the other day when Ashley breasts were swollen. Animal Crossing didn't turn anyone into a faggot. That's like blaming The Catcher in the Rye on John Lennon's death. These people have mental illness. It's like how some kids used to jump off roofs with towels tied around their neck believing they could fly like Superman. Most of us know you don't have to jump from a high place to realize you can't fly if you can't fly standing on the ground. We didn't have other faggots encouraging us to jump off the roof telling us we could actually fly either. Now those same kids are tying ropes around their necks and jumping off chairs because they'll never be Superman. Muslims are right about faggots. We need to throw them from roofs so they'll realize they can't fly. Our imaginations are running wild like that one episode of South Park warned. I played Animal Crossing and only realized that I got bored with it quick.
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>>24300
>admitting to playing animal crossing
Don't forget to take out your buttplug before taking a shit, "ma'am".
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>>24302
I'm not interested in your fan fiction. When you allow yourself to dislike something simply because the people you don't get along with enjoy it, you're only giving them power over you. I don't allow faggots to influence my opinions about things. I make my own. Yes, I've played Animal Crossing. I've also watched MLP and played with LPS. I have a little sister and I can allow others to enjoy things without being a woke asshole about it.
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>>24303
You will never be a woman but you're as emotionally unstable as a real woman
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>>24303
>I have a little sister
I assume you're playing dolls with her in order to groom her. Old but gold tactics. Have you ever seen her naked? Does she ever sit in your lap and you get hard and she pretends not to notice? Have you done the one where you have her pretend to be a pony, and then you feed her a special carrot?
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>>24304
Says the closeted homosexual who has never been with a woman
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>>24305
I assume you've never groomed a minor before because everything you suggested is imbecilic. Everything except for having her pretend to be a pony and then you feed her a special carrot. I have done that with a minor and it works.
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>>24308
>who has never been with a woman
You're right. I don't go for women 18+.

>Says the closeted homosexual
Get out of the closet, you're spending too much time trying on your mom's clothes.
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>>24312
2/10
this is a lot like you and ashley's mom
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>>24383
In the new 2024 Duke Nukem game all the trannies are trying to steal his bullets to kill themselves.
>>24296
Meanwhile in Mongolia
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Be careful out there, Ashley
https://archive.today/uHNrt
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>>24529
Uh, that's knife-wielding mad ma'am please.
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>>24534
Fake and gay
Child of ex-KKK leader reflects on upbringing and coming out as transgender
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>>24862
whitebois showin da tru colors of theyre so called "master race" LMAO
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Ashley better not have any children

I will punch her in the stomach everyday just to make sure
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>>24939
It looks like her shirt says fag
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>>25786
good morning, saar
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>>25787
Good Arabian night
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I always thought he was in the closet.
>>26100
Meh
>>26100
Yeah this isn’t so surprising anymore.
>>26100
Wait until he comes out though. He’s going to cum out the closet like Bruce Jenner.
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>>26130
He's not. He's an old jokester who isn't balls deep brainwashed by modern day faggotry, so getting breast implants is nothing more than a joke to him. Any actual troon would have a sob story trying to garner sympathy.
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>>26131
I wouldn’t even dare joke about that kind of stuff like that. He’s going too far now for that to just be a joke. You couldn’t even pay me to put on a crop top.
>>26132
The guys a multimillionaire for doing shit like this. Doing extreme jokes is his thing, retard.
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>>26132
>You couldn’t even pay me to put on a crop top.
Really? You really couldn't be paid to wear a feminine top? Let's say I was going to pay you $250,000 to wear a crop top for 24 hours. You wouldn't do it, really?
>inb4 hurr it's just a figure of speech

You humorless fucks don't get it. Steve-O's tits are going to be glorious and YES, I will be subscribing to his OnlyFans.
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>>26133
You’re the retard. I now he gets paid to this.  >>26134
No, it’s still gay and effeminate.
>>26131
Yeah, he could totally be sucking some guy off on cam and you would be all like, "That crazy Steve-O sucking a dick and he's not even gay, rofl" Why does Steve-O looks like he's from LazyTown. He looks like he has HIV.
>>26132
>I wouldn’t even dare joke about that kind of stuff like that. He’s going too far now for that to just be a joke
You sound like a fucking Karen. There's no joke that's too far what are you gay ???
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>>26100
Honestly it could be some hollywood satanic ritual to embody baphomet. He probably attends those owl meetings in the forest.
>>26143
And you sound gay. What do you mean there’s no joke that’s too far? What if you started to act gay and effeminate to the point where you chop off your penis would that still be a joke? Where do draw the line?
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You guys sound exactly like the parents in the 90's and 2000's who didn't get Jackass. "That isn't funny. That joke is too far." Getting fake tits for 60 days is hilarious, he isn't a homo, you guys just take things too seriously and are looking to get offended, just like everyone else is these days. No wonder there's nobody making funny shows anymore, the audience is filled with 20 year old pearl-clutchers.
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>>26148
Steve-O is funny, successful, and good looking. He overcame drug addiction and alcoholism. He pals around with celebrities, but has plenty of "normal", non-celebrity friends, which indicates that despite his achievements he's probably a fairly down to earth guy. He's retained his youthful spirit into his 50s and still wants to push the bar, just to get laughs.

I'm a 28 year old shelf-stocker at Krogers. I have had sex twice in my life and I live with my parents. I have $17,500 in student loans for a career path that never panned out for me. Hearing this news about Steve-O getting breast implants for the lulz upsets me greatly. Steve-O is a faggot and I hate him.
>>26148
Getting fake tits isn’t funny, it’s gay. It’s only funny if the person is actually insane and serious about doing it, so we make fun of them. That’s the point that I’m trying to make.
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>>26151
He's a comedian, he does crazy stunts, it's not that deep (unlike the cock in your anus). It is gay, but he isn't gay. That's exactly why it's funny. I'm shocked at how many people take this way too literally like a gaggle of autists. "He's getting breast implants? OMG the egg is cracking!!!!"
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Steve-o stapling his ballsack to his leg was clearly an act of gender dysphoria disguised with humor
>>26152
We all know he’s a comedian stop being repetitive. I already explained to you and made my point. Is it that difficult to explain something to an autistic person? Because it seems like I’m talking to a brick wall at this point.
>>26100
I'd get fake tits in a heartbeat, Nice big jiggly ones with huge pepperoni nipples that poke through my shirt since I'll never be wearing a bra. If you don't want fake tits you're a faggot.
>>26156
>Is it that difficult to explain something to an autistic person?
Apparently yes, because you don't understand that gay=funny.
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>>26156
NTA (not that ashley) but I actually don't get your point. Are you saying that it would be funny if he WAS a tranny (because it's OK to mock trannies), but it's not funny if he's getting tits as a joke (because, somehow, that's actually gay)?

Please explain
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>>26156
Please explain to us what acceptable humor is.
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>>26158
Metaphorically gay, not actually gay. But if he does actually come out as gay then yes that would actually be funny.
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>>26165
So, like, you're hoping that Steve-O is gay?
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>>26161
Humor that is funny.
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>>26167
A set of jiggly knockers on a 50 year old man is pretty funny to me. I hope he'll lactate with them
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>>26166
He might be and that would actually be funny.
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>>26171
let me get this straight, just so I understand your opinion:

>straight guy gets breast implants because it's weird and humorous
not funny
>gay/tranny guy gets breast implants to satisfy a twisted sexual urge
funny

is that about right?
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>>26170
It would be funny to me if he actually comes out as well otherwise what’s the point. He’s got to really have it in him if you know what mean.
>>26172
Yes that’s about right.
>>26171
It brings you pleasure when someone is gay? Sounds gay.
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>>26159
Yes, but it would be funny if he was actually going trans or actually coming out as gay.
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>>26180
We get it retard stop repeating yourself
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>>26181
No. but you are.
>>26177
He should at least cum out the closet and let his friends cum on his tits.
>>26147
>you chop off your penis would that still be a joke? Where do draw the line?
Yes. You retard there is no line because life has no line that's why comedy is great you can make laughter out of the most fucked up shit possible. You want to be a comedy nazi go back to twitter, reddit, discord to abide by community guidlines and report content for going too far PUSSY
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>>26181
I don't think you do get it. Here, I made a helpful diagram so that you can understand what IS funny and what ISN'T.
>>26184
So everything is funny?
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>>26186
Yes except women.
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>>26186
Everything has the potential to be funny, yes. Or are you one of these people that's like "rape/pedophilia/racism/death/cancer/vine-ripened tomatoes/war/ is NEVER funny". Those topics are just TOO FAR!!!!
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>>26188
I’m pretty sure you’re going to get offended if l make fun of you or laugh at you.
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>>26189
I'm not a sensitive lil bitch so probably not
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>>26190
What do you mean by probably? Where do you draw the line? I’m sure you draw the line somewhere.
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>>26191
Retarded or trolling? Always hard to tell on this board.
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>>26192
Why are you mad now what happened? Did I offend you is that what happened. Is this really all you got. Seems like you have contradicted yourself.
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>>26193
dad's drinking again
go to bed, dad
>>26184
>there is no line because life has no line
That's so philosophical it blew my mind.

>>26190
>>26191
There's always a line somewhere.
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>>26195
>There's always a line somewhere.
Not with comedy there isn't you karen ass nigga
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>>26196
I was referring to your red line, nigga.
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>>26197
With regard to comedy I don't have one, how is that so hard to comprehend?
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>>26196
>>26198
Then why are you upset? I can easily offend you. Keep contradicting yourself all you want to.
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>>26199
What are you even talking about? Who here is offended?
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>>26198
So I can insult your nigga karen fat ass but try masquerading the insult as a comedy? Surely you will try getting back at me when you realize my ill-intention, no?
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>>26201
>ill-intention
>comedy
>the same
>>26200
You know exactly what I’m talking about. Your the one getting offended.
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>>26203
I'm offended you guys are no longer talking about Steve-o's beautiful tits.
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>>26201
I actually see this anon's point. There's always a line, it's just subjective. My line might not be the same as yours, but everyone has a line.
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>>26204
We already did. Know we are wondering if he’s going to do a “transformation”.
>>26205
It's fine to have a "line," as in jokes or comedy you personally dislike. It's when you tell people they can't do XYZ joke that it becomes a problem. For example, I think Lewis Black is an unfunny boomer hack, but I wouldn't want to prevent him from doing his terrible routine, legislatively or otherwise.
>>26187
"Why Women Aren’t Funny":
https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701
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If your post has a reply, you're wrong and I will not read your post. If your post does not have a reply, it is correct and worthy of my time.
Ashley has a penis
>>26208
Based Hitch, the only one from "new wave atheism" that wasn't insufferable.
I think the real reason anon is upset is because Steve-O is ruining those perfect tits of his by getting implants. I'd be upset if Ashley did the same thing.
Not everything was meant to be funny. Some things should be kept sacred. Like Auschwitz or Steve-O's tits. They are real and totally not fake.
Steve-O's a breast man
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>>26218
Yeah, hopefully anons will follow this story of his and post it here so we can all keep... abreast of the situation!





now THAT was funny
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>>26227
When I posted it, I wasn't expecting it to get so much attention. I'm not the biggest fan of Steve-O. He's too much of a tryhard. He's like that college frat boy that still parties hard even though everyone else in his fraternity had graduated and moved on with their lives years ago. Everything he does seems like a cry for attention. It's like he believes that the only way he can make people like him is by laughing at the stupid shit he does. Now he's getting breast implants just to remain relevant because no one cares about Jackass anymore
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>>26231
t. Bam Margera
Still mad that Johnny didn't let you be a part of Jackass 4?
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>>26237
>t. Bam Margera
I don't know what the fuck you think you're getting at but I don't like Bam either. I used to hate that my friends were so obsessed with his show.
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>>26239
Go back to watching anime, fruitcake
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>>26241
I’ve been called worse by better. You’ll never be the man your mom is. Maybe someday you’ll go far. You should stay there.
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>>26242
Sounds like cope to me, wussy. You'll never be a man, keep trying to be a woman.
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I'm Bam Margera and this is Extreme Sissy Hole Training 3
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>>26243
More meme shit. You faggots love to accuse someone of being a tranny. It's like you can't think for yourselves. We truly are in the age of drones. I'm not your fantasy, mate, but you're in good company as many of you here have the same fetish.
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>>26260
lmfao nerd. Calling reality a meme doesn't even make sense. it's clear as day that you're a bitch boy insecure about your masculinity or lack thereof. I won't call you out for being a whiny woman if you stop acting like one.
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>>26266
Says the angry little boy. What's wrong? Mommy wouldn't let you have your way? No one wants to touch your penis? You're the reason why women prefer their dogs? Literally accusing me of  the very shit you're doing. Nothing you say affects me like you think it does. I clap back just to get reactions out of most you because it's so easy to get under your skin and clearly it works. You're boring as fuck just like your weak ass boomer comebacks. You accuse me of wanting to be a woman when your posts were clearly written by one.

>fruitcake
>wussy
>nerd
>bitch boy
>woman

You sound like the white boy that gets beat up by blacks in school.
>>26269
>ESL with a BBC fetish
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>>26270
You should probably keep things like that to yourself.
>>26269
Hey look everyone it's the schizo that acts like a tough guy and flips out all the time
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>>26272
Yes, that is exactly what you seem to do. I think you have me mistaken for someone else because I don't even post regularly, mate.
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>>26272 >>26273
I was getting that impression too remember not to take your meds! Meds are gay!!!
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>>26269
>clap back
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>>26286
Yeah, that's what they call your mom because she gives kpop fans the clap after she lets them hit it from the back
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>>26287
Your mom shit died out in 2004, boomer.
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>>26289
Your mom shit out you, zoomer.
>>26269
You sound like the white boy that beats off blacks in school.
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>>26292
You're the one who knows what it sounds like.
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>>26293
You're the one who knows what it tastes like.
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>>26294
You'll have to ask your mom about that. I do comebacks, not cum backs.
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>>26269
methinks thou doest prostate to much, white boy
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>>26295
Stop talking about people's mothers you degenerate. You probably want to fuck your own mom you obsessive momma's boy. Fuckin' nerd. Dork. You bloody bitch benchod kpop fan.
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>>26296
>to much
If you're going to misquote Hamlet in an attempt to be witty, at least do it right
>>26297
>bloody
opinion discarded
How about you go take another shot because you liver is almost as dead as your mother.
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>>26298
You can't stop talking about moms. Is there something you need to confess? You fucking tard? Tardboy retard tardkpop fan
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>>26298
>another
opinion discarded
You should go and drink more too because I bet your mom is dead and a drink would really help ease the pain of your mom being a dead dumb bitch
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>>26299
And you can't stop talking
>>26300
I drink the tears of whiny little mama's boys who project their insecurities onto me online
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>>26301
Liar you only drink one thing and thats cum lmfao
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>>26302
How would you know?
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All of you are gay.
>>26297
Don't call me a bloody bitch you bloody basturd!
>>26303
How would you? What do you know about eating cum? I don't eat cum. But I know your mom eats cum. You little pussy boys are so obsessed with cum and your moms. Not like me. I'm a man. I don't eat cum unless it's my own. What do you even know about protein?
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>>26309
dude your gay no one cares about your faggot shit i wish ashley would ban all of you for shitting up the board all the time all these posts belong in the void
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>>26311
You would know about being gay. I'm not gay though. I actually like women, something you wouldn't know anything about. I bet the only woman you know is your mom. I got to know your mom once. She loved it. You're a momma's boy. Not like me though. I eat my cum and fuck my mom. You should try it.
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the science is in from the head scientist xirself you fucking biggots
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>>29061
I didn't know giving head was a branch of science. Maybe we should be encouraging more women into STEM.
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Jesus Christ on a bike! Ashley, when was the last time you checked in on your brother?!
>>29966
That girl giving him love taps with the tray was most likely fired afterwards.
>>29966
Initiations to get into MS-13 sure have changed since the Biden administration amirite political faggots?
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>>29974
Videos like >>29966 make me wish Ashley would make more "Tosh.Hoe" videos. Not as long as her first one and not all the time, just once in a while would be nice, just surprise us with it. I like to imagine that Linda is at home watching it and it would cut to her laughing after Ashley made a joke and Barry says something like 

"I don't get it, you like this garbage? You know who was really funny, Linda, Johnny Carson. Now he was a real class act. Hey, Linda, remember Ed McMahon? Heeeeere's Johnny! Linda... Heeeeere's Johnny!"

"Barry, stop. That's creepy. Don't say that."
Another weirdo losing it. I would have actually let this guy hit me so I could burst into laughter and tell him "this isn't even my final form."
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Is this why Ashley dislikes trannies so much?
First openly transgender lawyer to argue at US Supreme Court
https://www.reuters.com/legal/first-openly-transgender-lawyer-argue-us-supreme-court-2024-10-21/
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>>30688
Trannies are "openly transgender" by default because they *have* to be (AKA it's easy to tell that it's a man pretending to be a woman or vice versa). In fact, the entire goal for trannies is to be a "closeted transgender," because that means they're "passing."
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>>30694
I disagree. It's called oiroke no jutsu. It's a technique used by the ninja of Japan to make one's self appear to be a defenseless woman so ninjas could hide in the women's restroom unnoticed by samurai. Soke Anshu Christa Jacobson is a master of this technique as her true form is that of a fellow white man but some say that's not even her final form.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=_PGyCnDVYJc
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>>30702
Don't quit your day job to become a famous comedian anytime soon bubba
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>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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