/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>Cold Stone Creamery is known for its tradition of employees singing when they receive tips, a practice intended to create a fun and entertaining atmosphere and set the brand apart from competitors. This singing also serves as part of the employee interview process.

>>35292
The kike at the beginning was really getting off on this disgusting little humiliation ritual

>>35292
Anyone else feel like Cold Stone Creamery only had relevance in ~2008. That was the only time I ever went to one/heard others talk about it, and this video is from that time.

>>35309
Why would I want Stone Cold to cream in me?

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awwwwww so cute

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>>35292
> Come on guys, sing!!! I want a song!!
Consider how infuriating it would be to hear that, and then consider pic attached is what you're seeing as you have to sing and dance.

>>35545
lol

>>35341
I've seen gay porn that starts exactly like this if you know what I mean.

>>35549
yeah bro you can just feel the test through the screen like just imagine how much treasure is in their thick long veiny cocks and cum

>>35341
better than being with a roastie

>>35551
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>35552
Cum again?

>>35553
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

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>>35549
I've never seen gay porn but I imagine it's something like this.

Why do you know what the genitalia of your family members look like?

>>35556
she's latinx

>>35557
>she's latinx
I don't follow what you're saying.

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>>35558
Most Mexican families celebrate Día de los Genitales. Traditionally, everyone strips down and examines each other's naked body and makes 3 (tres) compliments about it. It's actually one of the earliest known expressions of body positivity not only in Latin America, but the entire world. This is why Latinx people are more confident than whites; we're exposed to a wide range of body types from all ages from the time that we can remember. For instance, I know what every nook and cranny of mi abuela's body looked like, and it was beautiful (RIP nana). Maybe if you gringos tried something like this out, you wouldn't be a race filled with awkward freaks and incels.

>>35559
Yikes and I thought the Italians were weird for kissing other men on the cheeks as a greeting and kissing their own children on the mouth to show affection. The Japanese are weird too bathing together and the mother helping their sons sexually so they can focus on their studies instead of school girls and that gameshow incest porn they have. I've heard of penis inspection day before but I always thought it was just a 4chan meme. I didn't know it was actual Mexican holiday. Are you telling me Ashley has seen her family naked? I think Día de los Genitales may have had the opposite affect on Ashley. She seems to be weirdly into incest and watching people poop. I mean she just commented 10/10 on a pooping video.
https://videos.icum.to/w/38RZLHA7hWYHvGJ7pn253H

When I picture Latinx I think of this guy. He reminds me of Sally-Can't Dance from Con Air. Taz has some serious competition.
https://yewtu.be/shorts/meC2Q7NFAgM?si=siHpJPgn3dQaZ4Kj

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>>35559
My dad celebrated Día de los Genitales with me every other day up until I was 13. I never knew it had a title or could lead to orgasms.

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I love search engines. Here's this helpful guide to the Kinsey scale that I got from my search engine. It's pretty straightforward!

>>35593
I am EXCLIMISILLY EXCLWSTELY HETORXEUAL btw, not sure if that matters

>>35593
this is just a porn scale lol

>>35593
Here is a scale I made for you
>straight
>gay fucking faggot
Hope that helps!

>>35599
What about gays fucking faggots?

>>35646
hehe that was real good. would it be ok if I saved this photo to show my wife later?

>>35647
I'll have to politely decline as the image does not belong to you. It is mine.

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>>35649
I had my sound all the way up so the gunshot sound effect made me piss and shit my pants and my mom isn't doing laundry until tomorrow, thanks anon

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>>35658
jfc that is one resilient chink. I would have been screaming and crying, cancelled my plans, called an ambulance, and told anyone who would listen to me about my "major accident" for the next 2 months
t. american

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>>35650
Look how they massacred my boy. Looks like he took a direct hit from a FPV drone.

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duke nukem finds out ashley is an illegal alien

>>35686
You'd better put some ICE on that.

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This is real.

The Hindi word शर्त (pronounced "shart") translates to condition, term, provision, or bet in English.