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The cum tribby thread has CUM to a CLIMAX, CUMMING to its maximum LOAD of replies
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>>13962 (OP) 
Ashley should just post herself naked just so we can make proper tribs. Also she is real pretty :3
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>>14136
Nah, it's what makes her better than the other egirls. That and she has a case of the funnies woweeee <3
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>>14137
>>14136
yeah nah, it makes it better cumming on classy women like Ashley... I mean she isnt traditionally classy, but she doesnt need to sell sex or show off her hairy nipples when she is a natural beauty, with 10/10 face that melts hearts with just a smile

so it feels especially good tribbing them because its kind of degrading them in a way

I respect women though


but Ive never had a gf either
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Uhm, cheesed to meet you?
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>>14144
wasn't there at least one other anon that pledged a tribby in the previous thread?
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>>14155
there was a recent one where they came onto a picture of her with blue hair. the ones before that were old i think
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>>14155
>>14156
If someone posts a really good picture of ash I'll make a new tribby
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>>14160
>a really good picture
Are you implying most pictures of her aren't good? Are you gay?
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>>14160
Make sure you aim for the tongue.
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anyone wanna make some cream korn?
>>14164
Isn't she like 13 here? perfect.
Whoever's doing no nut November.  When you finally do blow your load, make sure it's to Ashley and make it a tribby. That's going to be best one yet.
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too late
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>>14607
Is this like looking at cuck porn for that one guy who has a floor fucking fetish?
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>>14606
challenge accepted

>>14608
>that one guy who has a floor fucking fetish?
umm..... HUUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?
a floor fucking fetish? this was referenced in the music thread as well

whats going on? does someone here like fucking floors?!?!
>>14607
Way to ruin a perfectly good floor.
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I dont fap since mid september.
I dont feel it nessesary.
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Ashley is trans, but that's based and cool.
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>>14627
that seems excessive. How do your balls not explode and how do you deal with the being super horny with not releasing your baby making bake?
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>>14624
Clean it up. With your tongue.
>>14630
Ashley is proto-trans aka a tomboy.
>>14631
NTA but the horniness transmutes into raw unfiltered masculine energy(misogyny)
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>>14634
TESTOSTERONE AND MISOGYNY ARE STORED IN THE BALLS THATS WHY THE ALT-RIGHT INVENTED NNN TO MAKE YOU HATE WOMEN
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>>14631

They won't explode. The balls are made to hold semen. When I'm hot I just keep my erection but I don't touch myself. I let the desire pass and that's it. I think it's better not to masturbate, so you can spend that energy on another activity. I only masturbate when my penis or balls hurt too much for semen retention.
>>14645
>The balls are made to hold semen.
Common misconception actually, your balls don't "fill up" with cum. They house and produce sperm, which is then passed through the vas deferens into the seminal vesticle, which is basically the container where semen is created (semen is not the same as sperm, semen is the complete liquid, your cum is not just sperm). This is located kinda above and behind your dick. So when you cum you're not literally shooting sperm out directly from your balls. It's semen from inside your body.
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>>14646

Interesting.
>>14646
Yes, the essence of semen transfers into the essence of the body and is expressed out in all directions.The blood, sweat, and tears of a virtuous men hold together the fabric of our reality. Contraception is death worship.
>>14646
This essence may be focused into a Thu'um, or shout in our tongue.
>>14645
>I think it's better not to masturbate, so you can spend that energy on another activity
Idk bro when I beat off it only takes 3 minutes tops
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>>14650
If I really want to treat myself to a good time I sometimes make it up to 10 minutes
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>>14650
>>14651
it makes you tired tho
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>>14653
Beat off before bed. Best natural sleeping aid there is.
not a single cum tribute in the new thread, just saying
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>>14655
I only have one lil' guy left, I'm saving him for when my mom finally let's me kiss her
>>14645
>When I'm hot I just keep my erection but I don't touch myself. I let the desire pass and that's it. I think it's better not to masturbate, so you can spend that energy on another activity
Well if it works for you, then you do you, but youre energy and masturbating arent mutually exclusive.

I dont understand this concept of masturbating or sexual intercourse drains your energy or focus. Like how some professional athletes abstain from sex before a competition, in order to maintain their focus and energy. 
If i dont nut then i cant focus because all Im thinking of IS nutting/sex.
it doesnt make sense at all and is probably some old wives tale thing rooted in something like an ancient  religious belief that masturbation is a sin and sex should between two married ppl for the purpose of conception, etc

>>14646
>It's semen from inside your body.
whoa... when you put it like that, if youre a male reading this, just know that there is a mans sperm inside you right now heh
>>14662
>If i dont nut then i cant focus because all Im thinking of IS nutting/sex
then maybe wait a week or so? not that hard to get over
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>>14665
did you not read what I wrote?
I cant wait, because its a distraction. Why not "Rid" myself of it by getting off? Its not a big deal... well I can make it a big deal if ya know what i mean ;) ;) ;)

If you are having to "get over" being horny and refusing to simply rub one out, then you... well, as I wrote earlier if it works for you, then you do you ok chief, but me? shieeeeeeeeeet i gotta nut
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>>14662

If the act of ejaculating did not cause the loss of energy or weakening, it would not be understood why for millennia (and it is still done) some cultures have been circumcised.
I believe that circumcision is to decrease sexual urgency and consequently increase vigor because ejaculation weakens the man.
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>>14668
>ejaculation weakens the man.
sounds like a skill issue
I know of a good doctor who will fix you right up, youre ok meeting up in a cheap motel room yes?

>>14669
I dont follow how these images support the notion that masturbating = bad?
A random, unsourced info graphic and a TENGA study that says yeah ppl masturbate but dont talk bout it.
You seem unable to focus... maybe you should do a cum tribby and post it?
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Do the right thing. Adult sizes available
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>>14670

Only if the doctor is female ;)
Unfortunately I'm not in the USA.

I couldn't find any photos with relevant information. :(        
I have a pdf book written by one of the most  wisest and venerable rabbis regarding the reason for circumcision. It explains it all.
I have to look for it.  I'll upload it another day.
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>>14669
I don't jerk of either brethern, but don't be the info graph guy hah
the data collected is usually inaccurate and when it's paired with office- wagecuck graphic design, it doesn't serve as a useful tool imo

>>14670
>I dont follow how these images support the notion that masturbating = bad?
What most people fail to recognize is that there's underlying neurological mechanisms at play here, whether you think pornography is bad or good in itself is an ethical/moral concern that's irreverent. The dopaminergic circuitry in our brains play off the negative and positive rewards of our behavior. When we receive rewards, even if we give ourselves rewards for something, we tend to associate less pleasure with the actual activity itself. Overtime we disassociate the neural circuits that are involved in effort towards the reward that would’ve been normally active during the effort of the activity. 

Learning to access the reward system from engaging in the effort is difficult to do, but you can evoke yourself to associate a dopamine release from the effort challenges in itself.
I'm not 10, so I'm not gonna be guilted into masturbation being bad. Why are modern men so weak? You really are this concerned over popping out a nut? Why is it extreme with these people, some massive discussion? These are rhetorical questions, I don't need to hear anymore from the anti-masturbation cult.
>>14668
Being sexually pent up and constantly focused on masturbation while never nutting weakens the man. Circumcision is a Jewish technique to control the man, and a form of population control. Applying acid to the clitoris was never as popularized, but I think we'd all agree, jokes aside, that it's horrifying to do that to a young baby. People deserve personal autonomy, the body doesn't need alterations because someone else decided you shouldn't feel pleasure. It's a natural part of the body. Masturbation is healthy and normal when you don't abuse it. It's a release like any other bodily function.
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>>14677
NTA but im uncut and regularly go several months, sometimes years, without fapping, and only to my imagination I dream of Ashley, my mind is monagomouse . Im a virgin so I cant relate to sex but if i did have sex id just use my memory of my one true love Ashley Jones at this point, and im well into my 20s. Only Ashley is worthy of my cum
I'm not here saying it's bad but that there's a neurological factor that's not being taken into account and potentially could be leveraged as tool towards improving the brains abillity to utilize the reward system. I can't speak for jew anon however
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If you have a problem with pornography, e.g., you're one of these guys who spends 3 hours looking for the perfect video, you collect and organize your porn, etc., then by all means, cut back. But if you're a non-obsessive person who occasionally has a wank to some internet titties just to get the poison out, that's pretty normal. This should be obvious.

You know who doesn't participate in NNN? Men with girlfriends or wives.
>"Oh, sorry honey, I can't sleep with you this entire month. I joined an online cult and, because of our anti-orgasm views, and also because 'nut' rhymes with 'November', I'll be storing up my male essence and vitality or whatever because it'll I guess make me a better man or something."
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>>14686
I hear where you're cumming from and I should clarify that I'm actually NOT against masterbation or pornography. By all means go hog wild, rock with your cock out, do some cock push ups. It has less to do with masterbating and pornography in itself, but more or less the effort you put in to get pleasure.

>You know who doesn't participate in NNN? Men with girlfriends or wives
As they shouldn't participate in NNN. There's at least some amount of effort, be it socially or monetarily involved to receive that pleasure.
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>>14677

yes, it is true that it is brutal to circumcise a newborn. i guess the jooz do it because they want to gain an advantage at any cost, no matter how. 
i am not circumcised, i once thought about doing it because i felt a lot of sexual urgency with little touches or even with the vibration of public transportation. but then i thought that one should be able to control oneself, right?
those who were circumcised as children may not understand why they were circumcised but this is why: to lose sensitivity in terms of pleasure in the penis and that has many implications if you think about it rigorously.
from what i have read many cultures in the past besides the Jews practiced circumcision: Sumerians, Egyptians, Arabs, Africans, the Aztec upper class, etc.....
today it is still practiced by Filipinos, South Koreans, Americans, some british. etc.
All looking to gain an advantage, mutilating themselves and losing sensibility...
Personally I think everyone is free to do what they want with their body. but if someone asked me for advice regarding masturbation I would tell them not to do it, because it can become very addictive and I have seen many masturbators become wimps and behave in a weird and dorky way. I think it will always be much better to have a girlfriend or go to a prostitute, because I think sexuality, eroticism (as well as life itself) feels better and more complete when it is shared.
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>>14696
I'm uncircumcised (uncut), I also think the foreskin is there for a reason otherwise we wouldn't have it.
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Well, I lost No Nut November and its basically all Ashley's fault.

it was like 5:00 am and im 5 days into NNN and so I cant sleep because Im feeling too horny so I thought, hey watch a bit of porn with the aim of doing JUST enough so i would eventually tire myself out without cumming and fall asleep.
Who would have thought that men when horny make stupid decisions?... Turns out that didnt work at ALL so I decided instead to do the opposite and kill my boner by watching Ashley's latest video...

OK, Im kidding about that last part fr fr. 
At this point Im wanting to explode my load, so I load her latest video up because i literally cannot stop thinking of how fucking hot she looked with that off the shoulder, black strap and hint of black lace on that smooth, milky white skin.
Im at about the 9m and 07sec mark and i cant take it anymore. YEP, i pause, print screen, rotate it 90 degrees COCKWISE, zoom in twice, and  get my shit set up and yep, thats it. Thats the sweet spot right there.


Now keep in mind, I've cum tribbied her before but never recorded it, so post nut i notice my setup isnt very good. 
The combo of a dimly lit room and the brightness of the screen doesnt capture the cum as well as it could have, so I took a photo of my mess with the flash on so you can see it a bit better. Plus, i should focus on holding the shot steadier before i shoot my shot.
Whatever 

TLDR: NNN is over for me. Thankyou Aslry.
>>14709
HE CAME ON MY WAIFU!!! ASHLEY YOU WHORE I CANT BELIEVE YOU LET HIM CUM ON YOU!!! TIME TO GET EVEN, PUNK. IM CUMMING ON YOUR CUM TRIBUTE.
>>14709
Also nice load anon no homo.
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>>14709
That's quite the load anon.
Imagine if you made it through the month.
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>>14715
>>14725
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>>14726
I'm only gay for Ashley
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Oh, there must be a special occasion, Ash. You shaved your armpits.
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>>15560
I big give away that something is Ai art is often the fingers or toes. they usually require more editing done through Inpainting which allows you to mask/select apart of the image and redo/change it.

Also armpits are always shaved, i havent find a LoRa (its like an addon for very specific things like armpit hair for example)


anyways, i have always thought Audrey Hepburn and Ashley are similar. Like the Ash is a younger version of her who thinks Microwaves are dangerous
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Any coomers that made it through the whole month?
I have high expectations.
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>>15561
I remember back in the day on Ashley's 8chan board there were numerous posts comparing Ashley and Audrey. Both have the same delicate facial bone structure and features and hair. As good as Ashley is with make up she could probably create the spittin' image. Then Ashley could duplicate the scene fron "Breakfast At Tiffany's" where Audrey play's the guitar singing "Moon River".
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>>15576
If they cast Ashley as a new Audrey, the new movie would be called "Breakfast Burritos at Ashleys".
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>>15573
I am so fucking ready bro.
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>>15577
Heh, heh, now that's a movie I wouldn't mind paying to see.
https://youtu.be/p8a6u0qkZjc
>>15576
i don't think she really looks like her I mean if I was born Korean I could def see it
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>>15581
 What's Korean got to do with anything?
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>>15588
>r/GoonCaves
holy shit
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>>15589
>come to /ashleyj/
>see picture of your own room
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>>15589
not enough dickgirls
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>>15591
so thats why you were hiding what was in your closet, you got yourself a little goon closet going on havent you.
I dont even wanna think what that large brown stain on the door is from good grief....
>>15604
4 inch finger club member's secret greeting
>>15604
that's a male
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>>15616
In your dreams, queer
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>>15604
She was hiding the skeletons in her closet.
>>15617
ring finger longer than pointer. it is what it is, simp.
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>>15627
I watch endless amounts of pornography and plenty of pornstars have a longer ring finger. I guess it could be because I'm watching ladyboy porno.
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Can't believe I did this but I gave Ashley a cum tribute. I'm a straight up gay pedophile. I like vienna sausages, you feel me? Actually, please don't feel me (unless you're a little boy). Still can't believe this is a chick and not a little boy in drag with a cute Silly Putty peepee between his legs.
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we are living in hell
>>15783
Post the original pic
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1000 hours in paint
>>15798
who the fuck is that
>>15796
its from her Spacehey page
https://spacehey.com/ashleyj

>>15798
wow really impressive and creative tribute (no homo). how many hours were spent practicing your aim?
I like how you added 5 tissues, but going by the impressive size of that chaingun cannon, might need to collect some more.
What game btw?

>>15800
scroll up nigga, its >>14164 and is a young Ashley
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>>15798
I heard the trick to beating that final boss is to shoot her in the mouth
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>>15803
i don't believe that for a second
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>>15815
Newfag.
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>>15815
we are living in hell
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>>15817
Bros you can't even imagine how bad I want to suck those 13 yo titties
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>>15800
Why, that's Jezus Christ, our Lord and savior ofcourse!

>>15803
tyty, well it wasn't my first so my aim is getting pretty good. While the scaling might seem off, I think we can all agree the Duke must be packing. The game is Duke Nukem 3D btw.

>>15813
Pow! Right in the kisser!
>>15832
i bet her asshole at 15 was mega pink
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>>15874
Why are you the way you are
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>>15874
It was
>>15875
its like would u rather a nice pinky juicy steak or an overcooked dry steak
>>15875
You're not a man if you don't find 15 year old women attractive.
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>>15882
Then I'm very, VERY masculine because I find 5 year old women attractive
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>>15892
>5 year old women
kek

but thats still too old, gotta go 5 weeks old, they are really nice and fresh at that stage. Even better served at room temperature
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>>15896
Should 5 week olds be eaten with the fingers? No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
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I like 19 year olds. ^o^
>>15903
she's 19? you sick fuck
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>>15903
That's LITERALLY a child you monster
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>>15904

Yes. She is in comunity college.
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>>15903
You are actually disgusting.
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>>15906
I think she graduated from college a long time ago.
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>>15906
>Yes. She is in kindergarten.
Seek help. Can't believe freaks like you get to roam free. 🙄
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>>15908
now we're talking
>>15904
>>15905
>>15907

Stop acting fed plz.
It is 1001% legal to have sex with 19+.
Why do you want to oppress my natural and legal desires Mr. Officer?
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>>15911
Wait, so you're saying you want to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with a 19+ -10 = 9 year old woman?? Where's Chris Hardon when you need him???
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>>15908

Naaa. I checked their tik tok and Instagram yesterday.
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Why can't you just be attracted to a normal mature woman like this?
>>15915
That's a literal child.
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>>15915
>>15913

She is 19.
Yes I want to sex every night with her. I bet It must feel like being in the kingdom of heaven.
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>>15918
19 is washed up used goods. 15 is tight and right.
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>>15919

15 is ilegal.
I go to call the police.
>>15918
how many boners do you think she's had in her mouth?
>>15921
37
>>15921
Ashley? At least 50.
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>>15921

Mmm i dont know…
The important thing for me is that she doesn't have children. I don't want to raise other men's children.
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>>15924
Thats the good thing about going for old golden age waifus like rose or ashley. Theyre too old to have kids.
No new cum tributes? Fuck. That means no new fap material for me.
>>15915
good lord the nipples on her. They are like soup cans
>>15915
degenerate sick fuck
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Traumatizing for regular women, validating for ashley. Shes an interesting case study.
>>20339
I asked my wife how would she feel about seeing someone rubbing one off to her image and then I explained cum tributes to her and she said that is the one of the most disgusting things she's ever heard.
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>>20339
>>20350
Typical illogical woman response. A cum tribute is one of the most flattering things that could happen to a woman.

Let's think about this logically: It means you're attractive. You're so attractive that your face alone can sexually stimulate someone - to the point where they choose to masturbate to you. Not every woman has that ability. Out of all the holes, all the cute faces, all the naked women to masturbate to, they choose you. Your face. You're not even doing anything sexual, the fact that your face is so attractive to make a man cum is flattering. Not only that, the tributer chooses to film it and upload it to the internet to show their admiration of you. And you didn't even have to ask for it, you're so attractive that you can naturally insight such a desire in a person. It is nothing but flattering. 

To get disgusted by a cum tribute correlates to a lack of appreciation for their beauty. When these women are 56 they'll wish somebody would cum tribute them. They would never admit it, but it's 100% true.

Women like to be victims, so instead of being rightfully flattered by a cum tribute (which internally they might be), outwardly they see an opportunity to cry and gain sympathy. It's also a way to "one up" other women, sort of like a "humble brag". "Oh woe is me, I'm so attractive that I got cum tributes". These women are either lying or genuinely lack the ability to appreciate their not-so-ageless beauty. Enjoy it while you can, holes. Plus, it's not like anything actually happened to them. If you don't like it, then think twice before posting a picture/video of yourself on the internet.

I believe sexual energy directed at one person must benefit them spiritually in some way. Energy flows where attention goes. Sort of like a voodoo doll but with cum.
>>20353
To each their own. When someone gets aroused to something that was not even slightly sexual in nature that means they're fucked in the head. Like a guy who sexually gropes women in public even when no one has done anything sexual to stimulate him. You're just seeking approval for your beauty and attraction in weird ways.
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>>20353
based ashley, this needs to be sent to every girl like >>20339

>>20354
>An image of a beautiful woman
>Not even slightly sexual in nature
I think you're a homosexual. There are women with pretty/cute/beautiful faces that I find arousing just looking at them. And not only are you gay, you're retarded. Some nerd beating off on his tablet isn't even remotely comparable to actual IRLsies sexual assault, moron
>>20353
>I believe sexual energy directed at one person must benefit them spiritually in some way
Haha yeah she's totally not a succubus bros
>>13962 (OP) 
I wish I had the confidence to do a cum tribute and post it online. Also. Is is gay to jerk off to cum tributes?
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>>20358
Yeah I mean you're masturbating to another man's cock and cum. Without the cock and cum you'd be staring at a video of a girl's face on some guy's tablet. The cock and cum are what sexually stimulate you, therefore, gay to masturbate to. Do you have something to confess?
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No matter how attractive I find Ashley I can't see myself shooting my goo onto a photo of her and posting it in the internet for everyone to see or sending her a private video doing such a thing since I'm a gay homo cuck with morals who respects her but despite all that I will point out that she's got a rockin' bod and I hope she doesn't ruin it by binge eating cheese sticks and pizza.
>>20360
I hear ya brotha. Even if she posted a picture where she's completely naked and has her cheeks spread I still don't think i could tribute her. Not saying she's ugly. But  trying to do a tribute her is like like trying to tribute a relative "Which I may or not have done" I have the upmost respect for those that can however.
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>>20360
>>20362
You’re decent human beings who are not aroused in this manner. There’s nothing gay or wrong about that. You’re just being normies about it.
>>20353
Replace cum tribute with rape.
>I believe sexual energy directed at one person must benefit them spiritually in some way.
So when you going to leave a snail trail on my pp
>>20363
>You’re decent human beings who are not aroused in this manner. 
Shut up fag
All you fags should do cum fart tributes instead but you will need some guy willing to fuck you first
>>20379
Aw shit fartin on Ashley's face HAAAH
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>>20363
>decent human beings
This. So much this. You are SO brave, kind stranger. Here's some Reddit gold for you.

>>20353
Oof. Let's unpack this. Umm, sweetie, you do realise how FUCKING TOXIC you're being right now?

Are you even okay, my guy?

I hate to break it to you, but everything you just said was rife with BIGOTRY and MYSOGYNY and I'm literally shaking right now.

Maybe, just maybe, you should re-evaluate what you're saying before you fucking say it. It's problematic and I'm so upset I'm LITERALLY SHAKING rn. Newsflash, pal. Not everyone likes icky things like cum tributes, okay folks?

If y'all would just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN , that would be great - it's called being a decent human being.

Just seeing more and more of this shit just makes me lose faith in humanity.

Yikes.
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>>20396
>>20354
Don't get your tighty-whities in a bunch. It's perfectly vanilla (actually, very vanilla) to utilize a girl's face as material. Would you rather be beating it to a cute girl, or femboy prostate milking videos? Hm, actually, I think a lot of you would opt for the femboy prostate milking seeing as it is apparently "fucked in the head" to be aroused by a cute girl.

My original point >>20353 stands and it's massively cringe-inducing to be offended on behalf of the cum tribute receiver, to the point where you compare cum tributes to sexual assault. That's like white people getting offended FOR black people, when in reality, not even black people are that easily offended.

>>20358
>>20360
>>20362
Not everyone can step up to the saran-wrapped plate. And that's fine. I'm not even cum hungry, but I do see the positive, logical side to cum tributes. I promise I won't with-hold my videos in exchange for cum tributes like I did in 2022. I'm a changed girl, maturing every day. And each day I mature, the less and less people want to cum tribute me.

>>20363
>You’re just being normies about it.
Being a normie isn't a good thing. I don't think you understand how the word is used here. I think you're jealous I'm the one getting the cum and not you. Post your face, there's at least one guy here that cum tributes men.

>>20379
cum in own ass

>>20396
kek
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>>20379
You could cum inside a turkey baster and then squirt that up your ass. Just be sure to clean it after.
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>>20404
Yours first. Your husbando can watch.

>>20414
I could cum inside your mother and give her a child she'll actually love.
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This thread makes me think of picrel.

>The cover of Load is an original artwork titled "Semen and Blood III". It is one of three photographic studies that Andres Serrano created in 1990 by mingling bovine blood and his own semen between two sheets of Plexiglas.

>In a 2009 interview with Classic Rock, Hetfield expressed his dislike of the album cover and its inspiration: "Lars and Kirk were very into abstract art, pretending they were gay. I think they knew it bugged me. It was a statement around all that. I love art, but not for the sake of shocking others. I think the cover of Load was just a piss-take around all that. I just went along with the make-up and all of this crazy, stupid crap that they felt they needed to do."
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>>20435
Kek. As if I needed even more reason to dislike Metallica. This shit is gay.
>>20435
Metallica always kind of sucked. I mean they were ok in the 80's or whatever but then after that they REALLY started to suck. They are also one of this bands that people that don't listen to rock or classic music pretend to be big fans of same with KISS, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Guns&Roses etc.
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>>20455
Ikr? That's why I only listen to music I don't enjoy. I can't think of any specific bands atm but you've probably never heard of them.
>>20455
They peaked in '88-'92, by the time the grunge movement went into full effect they began experimenting with hard rock material and changed their image which they were heavily mocked for. Fortunately, Pantera was around to save the metal genre while everyone else was trying to sound like Nirvana.
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heLL yea Pantera kicks ass. I rember seeing them perform. in 1993 thats where I met my wife Bethany. Well my 1st wife lol. Ive certainly had plenty of of better women slobbing on my nob since then. any way. Pantera is probably one of the top 5 bands of all times. I reaaly like listening to them on my apple i phone on spotify my son got it for me for christmas
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>>24729
Take my energy! 
for Craigslist Lady.
>>24808
I recognize this cock. This is a two-time veteran cum tributer.
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>>24808
Congratulations, you're responsible for a woman getting raped today.
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>>24811
>i recognize that bulge
This might have been the 4th one already actually.. not counting the ones I didn't upload.
Someone should relieve me of my duty, I'm turning into the resident coomer here.

>>24812
She might like it.
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>>24813
First of all, thank you for your service. Can you cum tribute her >>24814 next?
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>>24808
hey nice tribby!
great capture of the Ash, cute screencap of her, good lighting and clearly shot so we can all see the deetz.
It also loops perfectly, so someone who isnt me could watch it on repeat so seamlessly because I def am not going to doing that ok.
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>>24815
Ehh, I don't know. The only reason I do them to Ashley is because she initially asked for them herself and is now fine with any new ones.
Sorry anon, but I think I'll have to pass.

>>24842
Tyty 
I didn't even notice the loop lol, just cut it at random.
As long as you look at it for the cute screenshot of Ashley I'm sure it's not gay or weird.
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>>27142
I bet Ashley could cum massives ropes like this for real if she was a guy. She'd probably have a huge girthy cock aswell. a solid 8"x6" and uncut ofcourse.
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>>27142
You have to see the original "bonbi tapes" video to understand the context here. Fucking hilarious. Also,
>How the West Was Fun
>Switching Goals
>used tissue
>lotion
What did Ashley mean by this???
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A guy in a facebook group I'm a part of found a Cracker Jack prize in the VHS tape he recently acquired.
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