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Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
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I hadn't been to McDonalds in over 20 years or so, but happened to visit one recently when we were on our way to our vacation in Sweden. My niece was with us so ofcourse she got the happy meal menu, but it was the lamest shit ever... It was some half healthy fruit and veg focused menu in a  boring looking white box with a cheap kinder egg tier toy in it. I don't know if that's the standard for happy meals now or if maybe it's a Sweden McDonalds thing but it sure was disappointing compared to what I remember from my childhood. 

Also, those sappy commercials of them are the absolutely worst. They should do more like this Japanese one. I'm sure it would do a lot better.
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>>23327 (OP) 
Pretty sure I can speak for everyone when I say, ENOUGH WITH THE CENSORSHIP. This is the 2nd video in a row where you censored yourself. "the first being the crotch shot in the Taz video and now the censored boobs in this video." We, your audience are sex deprived, unemployable red blooded Americans. All we want is maybe a glimpse of a nip under a shirt or a butt crack. Is that so much to ask? Please, PLEASE stop depriving us of stuff like this For the love of god. How do you expect to get xmr when you continuously pull crap like this. Other  than that, pretty good video.
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I like how you rolled the R @ 51:16
>>23332
There are countless girls lining up to show you their buttholes online. Ashley's modesty is part of her charm. Besides, you can always just watch a Derrick's Mom video on mute like I do.
>>23327 (OP) 
I'd like to point out that Brendan Fraser never played Tarzan. He played George of the Jungle. Completey different character. I liked the trick you did with Bandit. Very impressive.
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>Chicken McNiggets
>Chicken NigNuggets
holy fucking kek
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>>23343
NigNuggets sounds funnier IMO.
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Cool vid, Ash, enjoyed it, thanks for sharing. One caveat, before purchasing any edibles at the Dollar Store check the package for the country of origin. If it's China leave it on the shelf. China is notorious for ingredients containing known cancer causing carcinogens such as lead. 

  I used to do the finger separation trick to my older brother's little daughter, never failed to freak her out.
>>23343
>>23344
I gotta go with the Chicken McNiggets

>>23345
>finger trick on my brother's little daughter

HUH? Seabee!!!
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>>23348
C'mon, I'm the cool uncle, I even got her a pack of cigarettes for her 5th birthday. 

Check out this one
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>>23327 (OP) 
https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6?start=1h59m16s
I'm so sorry to hear about your cancer diagnosis.

https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6?start=1h51m8s
Wouldn't it be easier if someone could send you an Amazon.com eGift Card?
https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-1_US_Email-eGift-Card/dp/B004LLIKVU
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=thermal+camera
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I would be careful using that heater. the combo of old electronics and generating heat seems kinda risky. 
we dont want your trailer to burn down.
Plus modern heaters are far more effective and power efficient
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>>23345
F*CK CHINA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
letsgo bradnon
I tried the trick of picking up my dog and growling at it and putting it down to see if it would chase its tail like in the end of her video. 

When i placed my dog down, she just stood there for a bit wagging its tail and sniffed my leg (why does it always do that?), before looking up at me trying to guilt trip me to take it for a walk.
It won

maybe the young Bandit is crazier than Ashley? kids personalities are often a reflection of the environment and experiences of their upbringing.
U lowkey looked kinda cute when u where fat but u probably wouldnt now since ur so old
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>>23327 (OP) 
Imagine being fat and NOT getting hit on by black guys lol.
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>>23327 (OP) 
https://videos.icum.to/w/xd7krf89F8DAg55EcybsJd
Would you do a food review before your demise, please.
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>>23327 (OP) 
🤣
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>>23357
Are you trying to get her fat so she'll get hit on by black guys?
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>>23355
Thank you, Captain Pedophile. Truer words have never been spoken.
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>>23360
This black guy?:
https://videos.icum.to/w/5cZrKyX3eoNN85cT3UKRRf?start=16m50s
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>>23327 (OP) 
You can sit on my lap and I'll give you deep bone trombonesis. Did you know the trombone used to be called the sackbut? And that's exactly my intention toward you.
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>>23327 (OP) 
I had one of those nuggets when i was little and would rub it on myself in the bathtub, it was the female one kind of like this one. WHen I was older and was entering puberty it I ended up covering it in my "secret sauce" if you know what I mean.
>>23366
I did this too but with actual chicken NigNuggets
>>23355
SPOTTED THE BLACK GUY
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>>23361
>Pay attention to ME
>Everyone look at what a fatass I am
>Guys stop talking about Ashley and talk about me instead
>Please talk about me
>heavy breathing
Chicken MicNigget behavior
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>>23366
wtf!
They arent brown?
I was going to post about these looking more like potatoes instead of nuggets because of the colour.
Why are Ashley's brown???
has she been playing with them in a certain area that they have become covered with her own special "chocolate" flavoured sauce if you know what I mean?
>>23370
>Please talk to me
>I have to go make dinner
>heavy feeding
What about the Middle East? No one cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to tell me, that dog can talk?
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>>23372
What kind of schizo shit is this retard saying?
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>>23372
meds

>>23358
I think this means someone gave her about 1.8% of her goal to cure thermal cancer

Ashley, I will contribute if you PROMISE to film yourself farting with the thermal camera
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>>23327 (OP) 
https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6?start=1h24m20s

damn you are actually retarded fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (the comparison to dwarf shit doesn't even make any sense and it seems like you never even played mc, so why do you have to be so insulting? whatever, it's kind of hard to stay attracted to you, knowing now that you are that small minded)
and don't make a let's play it would be gay and suck ass fuck you
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>>23375
Minecraft: The Unlikely Tale of Markus “Notch” Persson and the Game that Changed Everything
https://web.archive.org/web/20140320203404/http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/11/minecraft-book/all

Minecraft was heavily "inspired" by Dwarf Fortress and another game called Infiniminer. Crotch Notch has admitted this many times
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>>23374
>thermal camera
>terminal cancer
She could have 0 or 10 or 100 XMR for all we know.
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>>23378
based braphog
>>23375
I for one enjoy Minecraft and would watch an Ashley Jones let's play as I am also an enjoyer of longform let's plays
Whom else among us would watch an Ashley Jones let's play? Vote Now!
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>>23381
Ashley should do a Let's Play with her vagina sometime
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>>23331
>I hadn't been to McDonalds in over 20 years
You're old  (•‿•) 
Who the hell goes to McDonalds for a healthy meal? If they're gonna give the kids apples, at least make sure it's in an apple pie. A lot of the times when they try to "healthify" food, they serve kids milk. Milk with apples and chicken nuggets sounds repulsive. I'm pretty sure they're phasing out anything remotely fun. All fast food places have this "grey box" design, no more fun colors nor playplaces. Most places don't seem to give kids toys anymore, and the ones that do suck. I'm convinced that soon the "toy" will just be a QR code your kid scans.

One of the coolest kids toys were those Land Before Time hand puppets that came from Pizza Hut. Maybe that's where I got my fetish for fisting dinosaurs. Yes, I'm talking about my granny on granny lesbian fisting fetish

>>23332
You wanted to see the Taz crotch shot uncensored? Sounds gay to me.

>>23341
>completely different character
OH EXCAH-YUUUUUSE ME, SIRS. On the topic of shows/movies, I have this cool heathcliff movie on VHS. Picrel.

>>23345
Until now I had never heard of food being imported from China, unless you count cheap shitty Walmart furniture as food. Any food I see that's imported is usually from Mexico and it's fruit. Maybe that's how half Mexican Taz got in the US (•‿•) But anyways, I checked out the packaging for the chips and salt and both are made (probably with a lot of lead) and in the USA.

>>23350
Thanks, thermal camera cancer is a rare type of cancer. Only 1 person has ever been diagnosed with it. But at least I won't have to worry about being a hairy freak anymore. Some of the symptoms of thermal camera cancer include: having a low XMR balance, not having a thermal camera

>Wouldn't it be easier if someone could send you an Amazon.com eGift Card?
I don't use Amazon because they have unethical work practices for their employees as well as unethical digital practices. And they produce god awful shows. Every time you buy toilet paper on Amazon, you just sent their film crew 3 cents to help produce Lord of The Rings: Africa Edition.

>>23351
While I appreciate the concern, I think it will be fine. If there were a component failing in the device to not correctly regulate temperature, you would likely know before the most extreme thing were to happen (such as a fire). Though it could happen, most of the time you'd likely experience the device not powering on at all or obvious faulty functionality. Usually the fear over vintage electronics (such as toasters, hair dryers, etc.) causing a fire are overstated. They are a lot easier to maintain than modern devices and are a lot simpler. Older technology was generally made with higher quality parts and built to last. Modern appliances break very easily due to cutting corners to save on cost.

The only example of a smokey fire device I've encountered was with a new device. I had a hair dryer I bought in 2018 that heated up way too much and thus it started to smoke. I have two hair dryers from the 60's-70's that work flawlessly with no issues and they are very simple internally.

>Plus modern heaters are far more effective and power efficient
To my understanding 500 watts is 500 watts. Both my modern and old heater have the same settings, 500 watts, 1,000 watts, and 1,500 watts. Perhaps there could be a very slight variance in power consumption, but not much because it's pulling the same amount of wattage. I'm open to the idea that less wattage is converted to heat on the older heater, but shit felt warm nuff to me dawg.

>>23356
Oh I get hit on by black guys, but usually it's with the back of a pistol and they take my Popeyes chicken coupons ;_;


>>23366
I gotta try that with my chicken nuggets

>>23375
>average mentality of a Minecraft user

>>23382
I did that this morning at 3pm off camera
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>>23384
>this morning at 3pm

There's definitely a time inversion anomaly in your house. Start by checking your flux capacitor. : )

A deficient hair dryer bought in 2018 was probably made in China whereas a hair dryer from the 60's-70's was most likely made in the U.S.A.
>>23384
Becareful when rubbing the nuggets on yourself,  they might slip inside. Then you'll end up like that guy who had the Buzz Lightyear stuck inside him.
>>23373
I'm saying that if I gave a fuck that would be the only action you've ever gotten
>>23374
Sorry but you'll have to go to a Walgreens to pick up your prescription for Vyvanse, Lexapro and Trazadone
>>23375
>caring this much about a female opinion
You do you, boo
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>>23384
I had those Land Before Time puppets. I used to see them for sale all the time at yard sales and the flea market. Land Before Time was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. I had it on VHS. I hated the sequels. I also had the Burger King puppets for Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Toy Story. I just learned there were Oliver & Company puppets. I had them but didn't realize they were puppets at the time. There were McDonald's puppets as well. I had the Hamburgler. The Grimace puppet looks like a dick. The reason why fastfood chain restaurants are boring now is because they want to remake them into casual dining restaurants like Applebee's to appeal to adults seeking a casual dining experience. I see those packs of apple slices tossed on the ground out in the parking lot and in the garbage all the time. What gets me is you can switch out the apples slices for additional fries but hardly anyone seems to do this. I read online before McDonald's began incorporating the apple slices into Happy Meals, you were given the option to switch out fries for apple slices and only 11% of customers actually did this. Seems like a waste to me. Please go into further detail about your granny fisting fetish. I always thought these fastfood puppets were subliminally getting kids comfortable with the idea of having a fisting fetish as adults. Btw, you're still pretty fat. Interpret that how you'd like but I'd still jack in your box.
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Back in the day on 8chan after Ashley left someone posted this pic. Ashley looks like she was starting to put on a little weight.
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>>23399
>The reason why fastfood chain restaurants are boring now is because they want to remake them into casual dining restaurants

their aimed at wider demographic. its in part why they no longer look like kids amusement parks
see picrel

>>23401
Seabee i think its time for another visit to the eye doctor old chap, she looks normal there
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>>23405
I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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>>23401
What a heifer. I bet she broke every chair she sat in and needed to shop at Lane Bryant for all her clothes.
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>>23417
Honestly I'm shocked she didn't die from diabetes in that picture >>23401. We can't see it but she's probably sitting in one of those disability scooters because she could barely walk.
>>23411
huh? I meant he looks normal in terms of her weight. Like he is neither fat or skinny in that photo. in fact if you saw him irl you wouldnt even notice them because they look just that normal
The red and black flannel she is wearing however.... mmmhmmmm 
does that hand gesture and finger click thing that black queens do 
i would definitely notice that because how it conflicts with her hair colour, complexion and like the rest of his outfit ok sweetie
>>23327 (OP) 
>Also I'm working on updating my website.
hmmm new section on the website or what?
What do you guys think it could be?

some of her video content might be pretty far out there but here website content is in another stratosphere
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>>23436
Everyone always says this, and aside from the "wacky" design and obvious jokes (which is completely in line with her personality/humor) most of the serious things she's written about aren't that crazy if you aren't a total NPC. Covid was obviously bullshit if not an outright hoax. She's completely correct about mainstream technology abusing your right to privacy, and self respecting people should be using tech like Linux and Monero. Even the reptilian stuff isn't that crazy when you take the time to look into it beyond the mainstream approved knee-jerk opinion, which is to mock and disregard it without knowing anything about it.
>>23436
A food section where she reviews food and shares recipes to make food. Or rge long delayed cum tribute section. Either or or would be good.
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>>23327 (OP) 
I will give you 1 XMR for your Dr. Seuss panties.
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>>23327 (OP) 
I will give you 2 XMR for you to keep your Dr. Seuess panties so this faggot >>23468 can't have them
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>>23469
Quit larping
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>>23470
You're the pretender. I have plot armor.
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>>23471
Whatever you have it isn't Monero
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Pro tip: You dont have to buy hats with fake bird poo on them to look cool, when you can just make them yourself and save money


Get yourself a hat that you wanna turn into a bird shat hat, and place it on park bench near a tree. The hood of a car under a tree or powerline also works.
Then, just sit back and wait for a bird to shit and create

ez pz authentic bird shat hat!
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>>23475
Whatever you have, it isn't common sense. Maybe you should invest in that.
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>>23405
Usually the McDonaldland interior was rarer or relegated to only a small section of the restaurant. Mostly the McDonaldland design was placed outside of the McDonalds in the play area. The 1970's-1980's interior was like picrel. The old design is similar to what was popular in home interior design in the 70's-80's (browns, yellows, brown brick, brown tile), and McDonald's modern interior design is now similar to modern home interior design (grey everywhere, white counters).

What's interesting is that most people prefer the prior McDonalds experience. Even though adults grow up, we still like seeing fun, we like seeing lively colors. Not everything has to look like a cubical office you want to commit suicide in. 

I think it has to do with the erasure of childhood. It seems like there's less exciting things for children to do compared to decades past. You know how they try to erase the middle class and it's increasingly becoming a mish-mash of poor financial class? They're doing that with age - no more adults or children. You're all equal in terms of intelligence and interests. Kids are exposed to extreme political agendas at very young ages, they're exposed to more obscene adult ideas (porn, violence, etc.). Meanwhile adults are coddled down to, encouraged to throw logic away and react with extreme emotions like a child (cancel culture, political identities, etc.), as well as the obvious push to make adults consume childish media (all of those retarded "adult" cartoons like Rick and Morty, Big Mouth, etc.)
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>>23493
This reminds me when I used to go to this park to feed the birds. I heard this old lady scream from far away "DONT FEED THE BAAARDS". Made me want to feed my foot up her old lady ASS.
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>>23499
I remember that day, boy what a fun party that was!
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>>23493
Here's my hat and no bird would even think to shit on it, heh,heh. Although when I was in the Seabees we did have an expression. The expression was, "The Eagle Shits" meaning  it was payday. 
 

 >>23503
I like to feed the birds in the morning before I go to work. It's come to the point where they see me coming with the seeds and nuts and they start chirping as if to say, "Thanks Bro". Living next to the woods where I feed the birds I don't have to worry about some old lady screaming, "DON"T FEED THE BAAARDS". Why would she even scream that?
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>>23505
I'll never understand why Chester takes pictures underneath the tables instead of above the tables when he's at a kids birthday party
>>23508
Do you ever get free shit when you wear that hat?
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>>23512
Naw he said birds don't poop on him when he wears that hat
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>>23512
>do you ever get free shit....

No, nor do I want any. Sometimes when shopping a former Seabee or a former Marine will notice the hat and we wind up shooting the shit for awhile.
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>>23503
Is this her?
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>>23516
If I was a veteran I'd wear shirts like these to remind people I was a veteran and demand free breakfasts, parking spots and handjobs at the massage parlor.
>>23518
fucking normies whooping and hollering and blowing shit up in her front yard. she was probably trying to sleep and got fed up and had a mental breakdown.
>living in a city
not even once.
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>>23520
STOP HAVING FUN
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>>23499
After reading this, I've come to the realization my local mcdonald's I grew up around no longer has a designated play area for kids. It was replaced with communal smart screens at one point, but even those are gone now. 

Play is not encouraged and the physical space mirrors that, but I think the spirit of youth transcends interior design even if it's visually muted and minimalistic, the lens of youth really brightens things up. 

>the erasure of childhood
Why though Ashley? Why would they want this?
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>>23518
>turn camera around
>see this
>>23521
If you're past the age of ten and still find fireworks impressive to the point where you're setting them off in a suburban neighborhood, you have the mind of a monkey.
>>23327 (OP) 
Tippy toe walking is a symptom of abusive parenting. Did your parents yell at you a lot? Were you afraid to come out of your room when your parents were home and only enjoyed being outside your room when they were not home? Are you afraid of loud noises and sudden outbursts? You would probably rather go outside at night so no one would see you but don't because you're afraid of the dark. If you do go out at night, do you avoid being in the headlights of passing cars? Were you ever scolded for secretly sneaking food out of the kitchen or eating before dinner? Do you take long showers? Did your parents not teach you to do your own chores? Did they scold you for spending your own money? Did your parents neglect your emotions and sternly mock you for having emotional outbursts when you felt hurt by them? Were your parents ever jealous of the affection your grandparents gave you?
>>23684
Looks like he have a Psychiatrist on our board. I also did the tip toe walking when I was a child and wasn't abused...I was spanked a few times but that was it.. and as far as I'm aware I'm not autistic although I wish I was because people can do whatever they want and not have any repercussions. I still subconsciously do it when I get out of the shower every so often.
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>>23684
Oh my god yes yes yes! Your brain is so big I'm gunna cummmmmm
>>23686
>Psychiatrist
Opinion discarded. Psychiatrists prescribe mind altering medications to mediate and mitigate brain disorders. Psychologists attempt to alter your perception of a problem by proposing a different perspective.
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>>23689
that's actually incorrect. statistics show that you can have a psychiatrist and a psychologist be holden to one if you arm them with advanced weaponry
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>>23684
It's well documented that her parents ignored her when she was a child.
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>>23690
I'm both an analyst and a therapist; an analrapist if you will.
>>23684
If that was true then every friend I have with fucked up parents would be tippy toe walkers. They're not. You pulled this out of your ass along with the buttplug you shoved up there, faggot.
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>>23693
relax we all know >>23684 is a gay and retarded. 

>>23327 (OP) 
ASHLEY my best guess is tht your body is attempting to compensate a physical imbalance resulting in an abnormal gait physical therapist term for how we walk

you're abviously not actually autistic, but this vid is a great quick break down of why you might toe walk
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The fix? This unironically. Which you'll prolly gloss over but whatever it's here.
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>>23694
she got a abnormal gyatt alright
Theres only one way to settle this discussion.

We are gonna need to see a video of her feet walking on a wooden floor. Nice and upclose in 720p with multiple angles, zooms and slow motion replies.
We can then study it, nice and hard and come to a conclusion about her tippy toe walk.
Its really the only solution, if you think about it

and Ive been thinking about it A LOT.
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>>23693
>every friend I have
Imaginary friends don't count. You created them to compensate for not having any. They have perfect lives because you don't. It's like how you keep accusing anon of being gay because you desperately desire to have a dick inside you. It's simple psychology.
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>>23699
Sure thing, homo
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>>23699
>you desperately desire to have a dick inside you.
she's fine bro
>>23694
The simplest explanation is the best explanation. I think she tippy toe walks because she's holding in a big turd that's trying to give her the slip and she's trying to get to the bathroom before it blows out her asshole onto the floor and her dogs start barking at it because they think it's a snake.
>>23696
I hope she wears those Twinkies socks. 720p just isn't good enough. I want to be able to smell those stinky Twinkies. Like I'm actually there in the room with her, hiding under her couch. So close that I could reach out from under that couch and grab her by her ankle and say "Hey! Where's the cream filling?!"
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>>23704
uncut that u?
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>>23327 (OP) 
Ash, I just read some articles in which Dollar Tree stated that prices will increase later this year from $1,25 to $1,50 and their more expensive items will also be seeing price increases. It was suggested to stock up from the store certain non perishables that are frequently used such as liquid cleaners and the like before the higher prices set in.

https://finance.yahoo.com>news>dollar-tree-raising-prices
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just type into your browser dollar tree to raise prices in 2024
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>>23714
FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN. YOU FUCKING BLOODY BITCH BASTARD FUCKING. YOU ARE THE FUCK.

EVEN IF "THE ECONOMY TURNS AROUND" THESE MOTHERSHITS ARE NEVER GOING TO LOWER THEIR PRICES.

FUCK YOU OBAMAAAAAA FFFFFFAEJKLR RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23694
I appreciate the research. The guy mentions that you'll need to have a forward hip posture for the toe walking symptoms to ensue, however, my hips do not project forward. They are straight with the rest of my body, so I don't think this video is applicable to me as to why I toe walk. I would say my toe walking stemmed from poor hunched posture rather than hip posture, but then again, I've been doing this since very young childhood when I wasn't computer addicted at 3 years old and thus, hunchless. Now that I think about it, we probably shouldn't be looking for medical advice on TikTok heh heh.

My toe walking didn't stemmed from abuse. I've been toe walking ever since I can remember, likely since when I learned how to walk or shortly thereafter. However, pair toe walking with a lisp, being too sensitive, and being lul so randum; and you would have thought you gave birth to a dud.

I'm not looking to stop toe walking. I really like how it feels, it feels a lot more natural than walking on flat feet. I notice other strange bodily habits I have include rubbing my feet together when I'm laying down and comfortable, as well as swaying my leg from left to right when sitting or laying down. It looks similar to this: ^ < ^ >. I even sway my leg as I sleep. It might be due to my sedentary lifestyle so my body is trying desperately to burn calories in any way possible. Anyways, how much money from the government can I milk due to my multiple crippling leg disabilities?
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>>23721
You're just one good leg sweep from being in a rascal scooter for the rest of your life. I'm going to break into your little house dressed as a banana and kick your legs out from under you. Then I'm going to do a little jig and laugh at you in banana. Good luck with the police identifying this guy. No one will ever believe you. Enjoy being a fatty on a scooter at WalMart. Looking forward to the new PP.
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>>23726
One of the most schizo posts on this board and thats saying something.
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>>23721
I knew you were going to belittle it because it's in tickle cock format kek next time I'll make sure the doc dances when he advises against your Tide butt plugs
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>>23727
>and thats saying something
Never argue with an idiom.
>>23721
You like to rub your cute little feet together.
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>>23728
I wasn't necessarily trying to belittle the information - it just doesn't apply to me. Plus the guy even states in the video that he severely had to simplify the information to squeeze it into a few minute TikTok video. If I took medical advice from TikTok videos, I would be 6 months on testosterone and think I have BPD. The only BPD I have is Big Phat Dick. Well actually, Jon has BPD. I have OCD -- Obsessively Collecting Dildos. Wait actually, Jon is the one with OCD.

>>23734
>little
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>>23742
>buttsexcrips.com
>love on the cocks
>faget
>strong advocate for LGBT rights

>Growing up, I was a New Romantic. My favorite band was Duran Duran, so I’d wear make-up and long shirts, and in Bakersfield – an oil and farming town – there were a lot of macho jocks who took offense to that. I got my ass kicked and got called a ‘faggot’ all the time. I wasn’t gay, but it got to the point where I thought that maybe I was gay, and just didn’t know it. It really fucked with my head.”

Jonathan Davis is a closeted faggot. Admitting to being bicurious and making self-deprecating gay jokes all the time makes you a faggot.

Your Howard the Duck feet really compliment your poor eyesight and big nose. I didn't know platypus was a phenotype. But that's okay, I like platypussy.
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>>23745
Stay mad fagit
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>>23742
You're right, taking medical advice from tik tok vids isn't a great idea heheheh oh well I thought maybe it'd apply to you.

>I would say my toe walking stemmed from poor hunched posture rather than hip posture
In that case, the 2nd vid I posted https://yt.artemislena.eu/embed/XxSgdX7lX6E?t=192 still has some solid strech and strengthening protocols starting at (2:55) that I've used and shit works. Highly reccomend if you're actually looking to reverse your neck table.
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>>23746
We're all mad here.
I get all my medical advice from Joe Rogan.
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>>23756
I get dating advice feom Andrew Tate.
>>23749
As of a few months ago I have mostly solved my hunched posture by just consciously straightening my neck out. I would feel way too homosexual doing that doggy style stretch, no offense. I just feel like you're inviting a ghost to rape you anally if you do that.
>>23759
None taken. Just to be clear I do it only in the privacy of my local catholic church while my preist spots me
>>23746
We're all fags here
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>>23759
You being stretched doggy style wouldn't feel homosexual to me. Bustin' makes me feel good but I do understand. Ghost rape would literally be the perfect crime. It's not like the Ghostbusters do rape kit exams.
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>>23783
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRdqPdFAB_U
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>>23759
Great news, straighten your sexuality next
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>>23856
So what if Ashley doesn’t want to be very sexual. Are you desperate or something.
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>>23851
You dropped this.
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>>23862
>FB IMG
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>>23866
Ashley, would you film yourself or your pugs farting with the thermal camera?
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