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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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Post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny

old thread full
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i drive

>real human bean
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>>16228
this is it this is what it means to drive a car
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Hey lil retards, we have two of the same thread on here so I'm merging the threads together. I'm contributing while I'm at it.
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>>16226 
Did you get lost on your way to facebook?
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THE GHOSTBUSTER HAS GOT ME
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>>16805
bustin' makes him feel good
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>>16811
Your nickname should be buster.
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>>16850
Suddenly I have a hankerin' for some grits and chitlins and washed down with a cool mint julep.

I may be wrong but I have a feeling that your protagonist is going to be about as welcome as a hair in a biscuit.
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>>16852
Tune in next time for the second part! ;)
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too big?
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lol this is the accuser of Sam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y9kFLIR718
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Ooohhhh seabeeeee ;)
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>>16865
i know him from Afghanistan and Iraq
He is a good guy, young enough for girls in their 20's to have 5 niggas with GL
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>>16866
I know him as well. He filled my family with shells and my pre-pubesent holes with his seabeas tyfys godbless
>>16860
That is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>16869
nice get
>>16865
Did that guy really die? I need more information
https://youtu.be/6c3gxlyCaQE Rose is back.
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>>16920
Unfunny and boring. I kept waiting for the punchline only for the video to end. Its a shame because she used to be interesting.
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>>16926
I have to agree with you, I was disappointed. Her Christmas vids used to be entertaining but not this one. Oh well maybe next year.
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>>16927
Properly, after the stalking incident, she lost her mojo and went to Satan for support.
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>>16935
Being an edgy satanist at 40 is pretty cringe but at least shes still cute.
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>>16926
Why do you think anyone cares about what YOU think. I thought it was funny.
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>>16935
I didn't know Rose was being stalked. That's unfortunate.

>>16941
Yeah, she still looks cute, she probably has the same aeonian DNA that Ashley has.
>>16943
Wow did someone get upset? 
>Why do you think anyone cares about what YOU think.
because its a board where you discuss things.
>I thought it was funny.
Why do you think anyone cares about what YOU think.
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>>16940
Yeah, it's true, Chinese make bad drivers.
>>16945
Why do you think you're opinion matters? Because it doesn't who cares what you think
>>16947
I care about what he thinks nigger
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>>16947
You seem to care that I think roses video was shit.
>>16950
Based
>>16947
Don't take it so personal man. I know Rose is like your god or whatever, but the vid just wasn't that funny
>>16947
this >>16950
fuck you faggot I care what he thinks too
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Every time I call Ashley she ends the conversation like this and then hangs up so I thought I'd record the call once and share it with u guys too. Guys I think I'm being used.
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>>16972
Ashley really said this
>>16972
this is from her deep web call in show btw
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Sometimes I feel so poor that I think I'd actually die from second-hand smoke.
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A very non-original Ashley comic
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One of my favorite parts of GTA IV were its two radio stations. Pure hilarity!

WKTT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZD9d23m2g8&pp=ygUEd2t0dA%3D%3D

PLR:
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This shit is the bomb, yo. It's Peanuts, but imagine if the Peanuts was made in the ghetto. LOOOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJzro-bMu8
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>>17013
>if it exist, there's a ghetto dub of it
thanks computer
>>17013
I watched all these ghetto Charlie Brown videos on eBaumsworld back in the day, it still cracks me up. I think I might have played the Halloween episode on cytube last year. Funny stuff.
>>16920
it was pretty meh, took too long to get going. I liked the towards the end when Santa was drunk........ hey, u.... u reading this. isnt it strange how you cant spell Satan without S-A-N-T-A 
really makes me leak i mean think and by think I mean white stuff comes out of my head when i think really hard
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HEY GUYZZZZ JUST GOT MY PILOTS LICENSE, YAYYYYYYYY I'M GAYYYYY
>>17118
holy shit lmfaooooooo
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>>17123
What goes through my mind is if the poor guy in the car had left his house 2 seconds earlier or if he didn't have to stop at his last traffic light or. or....the posibilities are probably endless how he could of avoided the plane, just a million to one shot.
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>>17118
Thats fucking crazy! I remember something similar happened to me in GTA San Andreas
>>17127
Reality is just cruel, brutal and indifferent like that sometimes, nothing anyone can do about it. At least that guy got out of life quickly, though unexpectedly.
>>17118
are we in the era where "ring.com" replaces "liveleak.com"? i'm scared to click this.
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Every time Ash goes to Panda Express and someone rats her to ICE.
Also I think this is where the line "Spicy Chinese Meal" comes from in her Turkey Song
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>>17118
He didnt fly so good!
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>>17139
klick it puzzy
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>>17286
stop you're making me hungry
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>>17286
I've heard of toasting a sub, but a steamy sub?
>>17288
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Based or cringe?
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>>17370
based if ironic but it's not so it's cringe. I know it's not ironic because he's wearing a video game necklace outside his shirt. This guy beats off to trannies 100%
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Hey Ashley, found you a girlfriend
>>17382
If Hot Topic was a person
>>17382
these people all look far too old for both their behavior and their attire
Today I was telling my students that “today’s topic is nothing hard or new. Just like grandpa’s cock.”
But thankfully I didn’t say the last part to a class of 12 year olds.
>>17382
I knew a few girls from high school who smoked and drank daily and looked like shit by the time they were suppose to graduate. Some were also obsessed with bed tanning and turned into a leather sofa well into their 20s. I'm glad Ashley never did any of that stuff, she looks like she could be in TV commericals for Aveeno skincare or L'Oreal Kids shampoo.
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>>17414
Good luck doing that in the age of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
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>>17415
Shes mexican, she'd meet their diversity quota
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>>17416
That might actually help especially if she spoke broken English and claimed she was a tranny.
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Lady tries to hold in her fart, but she can't, and it smells really bad so everyone starts passing out. Then Grandma, who has been around a fart or two in her day and is immune to the smell, comes in and waves the stink away, which everyone still conscious is quite thankful for.
>>17437
Looks about as real as my girlfriend.
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>>17437
Praise the lord they done be slain in the spirit, alleluia
>>17437
Get that bullshido out of my dojo. I'd like to see him try that in the octagon.
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Back in the 30s the Nazi Party decided to present a show featuring the Fuhrer cooking gourmet food and broadcast it on ReichTV. Here's a clip of that show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_qUT_8cA
bump
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Headphone warning
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>>17477
>iced hockey
atleast post a funny video of a real sport
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>>17477
kek i wasnt expecting it to be funny but it just kept getting worse and worse, like an aftertaste of funny
>>17478
BONBI IS A FAT WHORE
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>>17482
SAY THAT TO HER FAT JUICY TITS AND NOT ONLINE
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>>17486
Sniffy, sniffy, wiffy
Giving me a stiffy
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mfw the network company cuts off my Postpaid Connection line in the middle of a conversation with Ashley.
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Woke up this morning 
Grabbed some Pokeymon.
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Average Friday nights at Barry and Lynda’s (and also my house.)
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This is not particularly funny but the way it is delivered it very funny and we have no history threads (Sad history buff noises)
This is English Historian, David Irving. If you're wondering why he is in handcuffs, holding his book, that's because he was stupid enough or brave enough to go to Austria and talk about the Holocaust and the truths of WWII which the "free speech" advocate European countries cannot tolerate.
Here's a video of him dissecting the myth of the British wartime Prime Minister and boozing champion, Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill, and what a heartless cunning bastard he was.
I'll post his other good stuff some other time. I don't have time to read history books but his videos cover the topics succinctly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov0VPSCyOgI
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>>17621
>(Sad history buff noises)
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Bikini company sparks backlash after man models women’s bathing suit

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/01/23/moana-bikini-male-model-controversy/72329313007/
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Warning, not for the faint of heart. Watch at your own risk
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>>17645
moooods
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>>17645
ISIS, Crest unit
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>>17653
heh, heh
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Cumfarts are taught at schools now.
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>>17673
there really is someone out there for everyone
>>17673
damn, klaus schwab's onlyfans leaks are wild
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>>16855
Total BRC victory.
>>17674
For a second I was genuinely shocked that something I drew somehow ended up in a webcomic. Then I realized I just draw a bunch of retarded shit in my notebooks and this is just similar. I wish I was joking.
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>>17718
Maybe post a few of them sometime
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Hi, kids! Muh names Herbert. I’m Uncle Chester’s cousin. I do voluntary work in animal shelters helping lonely animals feel safe and warm at night. I also have my own petting zoo with goats and pigs. Chester comes over on weekends, when it’s our busy time and there’s LOTS of kids to watch over. He sure gets excited to see the kids that old coot. Come over to uncle Herbert’s petting zoo and I’ll teach you how to milk a goat with only one teat.
Here’s a picture of me and Chester on the right on the night we got mistakenly arrested but thanks to our good lawyer, we got off the hook.
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>>16230 (OP) 
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>>17760
SeaBee, do you mind if I dedicate a character in a short story to you? As a homage, not an actual realistic characterization.
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>>17724
my gf in trash

where's lasagna
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>>17762
Sorry anon, I don't think so.
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Its scary how easily the one on the right fake cries
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>>17762
I didn't post No. 17764, some wanabee whose life is so empty is pretending to be me.

If you want to dedicate a character in a short story to me, good, bad or indifferent it's pretty much a free board so  go ahead
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>>17769
Sorry for being skeptical but could you tell me which naval rank is higher? A colonel or a major?
>>17770
Is there even colonel and major in the navy? I thought it was captain and lieutenant.
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>>17770
a major
>>17770
The gay one sorry you're right I need to be more specific
>>17770
>questioning Seabee with trivia anyone can look up in .2 seconds
wew
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>>17774
Yeah that's a dumb test for Seabee.

The real Seabee, who builds AND fights, will know the answer to this question: 

What tool do you use to cut crown molding to make it nice and precise, even though some jihadi fuck is firing on your squad?
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>>17775
Good question. I have another to prove the real Seabee.

My sealant on my bathroom sink is wearing off. What is a good waterproof caulk that is affordable, while providing good bang for my buck?
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>>17776
Sorry I probably shouldn't have said "bang" because that could set off Seabee's PTSD
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>>17771
You are correct sir, there is no colonel and major in the Navy.
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>>17776
I use a product called LIFETIME CAULK AND SEALANT, good product.
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>>17771
You are correct, sir, there is no colonel or major in the Navy.
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>>17775
To make perfect joints on crown moulding, instead of mitering where the corners meet, use a coping saw on one of the edges of the moulding. It makes for a perfect fit.
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>>17785
I use a product called LIFETIME COCK AND SEMEN, good product.
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EOD = Explosive Ordnance Disposal
>>17784
>>17785
>>17786
>>17787
You can reply to multiple posts at once instead of answering each one separately with a new post.
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>>17791
Shut up gaywad, he's helping us get closer to the 18,000 get
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>>17784
You’re the real one.
Cheers, sir.
And unironically, tyfys
And no as a civilian I won’t salute former or current military personnel because that’s just rude.
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This is not a joke.
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>>17819
Barry joins the army and Lynda gets a lifetime supply of cock.
>>17819
Is that kid a mulatto? I used to be able to tell mulattos from straight up niggerinos really easily as a kid. I lost that ability in my teenage years. Everyone is a full on nigger to me now. Even you.
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>>17822
that's a nigger
>>17822
Assuming that came out of her vagina, then yes that’s a mulatto. Also purebred blacks look much darker than that.
>>17802
NEVER DOUBT MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN
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Eastern European Barry & Linda

(GRANATA!!!)
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>>17850
She shouldn't have called him a nigga.
>>17850
Idk what he's saying but that's based
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Shouts out Tahiti
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Want a good laugh?
Start your weekend with a weekly column of outrageous news from David Cole. That’s what I do.
https://www.takimag.com/article/the-week-that-perished-278/
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>>17942
>political commentary blogger and tweeter
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>>17948
It should be "its arr so tiresome"
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"In beer brew here... Huh ish issah use to make the brew beer here.. Issh Weer-fining... Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!"
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Anybody ever watches Politically Provoked with Miyo and Brittany?
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>>18031
I thought this was jordan peterson but there weren't enough tears in his eyes
>>18031
Funny how AI images can capture everything else so precisely except for spelling.
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>>18033
>its like when you try to read in a dream! HUR HUR HUR!
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Yo! dahs fahght happrahsoned ahn mah neahghborhood. These wogeezer is out of daahr mahnds!
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I made a simple video and I dedicated it to y'all so we can have a good laugh. It's about my journey so far on the imageboard. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's bad. Just like ordinary life. Please bear in mind that I didn't make this with any ill intentions or grudges. I just made it because as usual I was inspired to do so. Please, don't take everything literally.

The clip is originally from the anime film: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro.
Enjoy!
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>>18314
I for one enjoyed your dialogue, Anon. You managed to capsulate a lot of what happens on the board. Well done.
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>>18318
Cheers Seabee
I found this and thought that’s pretty much you and Ashley. Heh

>>18319
Ironical, how schools are just another gruesome institution for children
Then again, far better than the projects for the homeys
>Tight drug control
>No gangland shooting 
>Free exercise 
>Free skill learning and education 
>Three Free square meals a day (Three for Free you SOB.)
Truly a gangsta’s paradise.
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>>18321
>Tight drug control
Not so much, public schools are basically every teens "in" to start trying drugs. Basically every teen does drugs and it starts at school.
>No gangland shooting 
I need not explain why this is inaccurate.
>Free exercise 
I can get free exercise literally any time. School restricts exercise. You're forced to sit in a chair, told to shut up and not move for 8 hours a day. Kids are pent up and want to move, naturally they'd be playing for a few hours. Instead the teacher tells the parents something is wrong with their child, they likely have ADHD because the kid is bored learning algebra and being stuck in a chair all day.
>Free skill learning and education 
The education definitely isn't good and things like common core math are purposefully made convoluted. Plus, prisons also have classes/"education". Public school isn't free, the tax payers, AKA parents, are still shelling out to fund it. Plus the parents still have to pay for all school supplies and often times books as well.
>Three Free square meals a day (Three for Free you SOB.)
Every public school I ever went to I had to pay for my lunch, and we only ever got lunch, no breakfast no dinner. It was garbage like a shitty slice of frozen pizza with a small box of milk.

The video left something out. Schools now have cops issued to patrol the school every day school is in session. Also, many schools have mental detectors before you're allowed to enter the school. Clear bags are the only allowed bag so they can see what you have. Also, school is like probation. You're legally forced to go, and if you don't, you're getting locked up for truancy.
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>>18321
>that's pretty much you and Ashley

One can dream can't one, LOL

That's a pretty cool insignia. There are Swabees that do underwater construction such as welding but I stayed on the surface. I did get my civilian diving certification after my enlistment ended though.
>>18324
I should’ve been more specific.
I was actually talking about prison for them, not the schools!
Heh
>>18314
despite using anime (anime is gay and is for pdf files), i enjoyed this much like I enjoy your writings

>>18324
fat, sausage fingered american hands wrote this post
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>>18314
you think too much of yourself. cringe. gay.
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>>18338
wow actual child abuse, sooo funny. fucking white trash
>>18335
Nah, you’re gay and a pedo.
>>18338
Good way to turn your son into a serial killer.
>>18338
This boy now throws trash out of his lifted truck and listens to live rock concerts on youtube
>>18335
Cheers, anon.
Though I think anime is receiving all the bad wrap in the post-Zoomer generation. Before that I think it was a pretty laid-back and unnoticed concept. Especially the more classic works.

>>18337
That was my intention, anon.
The initial interaction on tubgurl.
Also, what's wrong with a little ambition? If you want to get somewhere in life, you need it.

>>18338
Those ballbusters!
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I just found Ashley's gay porno tape.
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How to speak English, featuring Korean Ashley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE
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A duck walks into a restaurant.
He tells the waiter “Bring me some bread.”
The waiter looking puzzled says “How are you going to pay me?”
The duck says “Just put it on my bill.”
They all have a good laugh as the duck gets stuffed with bread.
Punchline:
Then the chef killed the duck and served him as Peking duck. It was a Chinese restaurant.
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A horse walks into a restaurant backwards with his back facing the waiter and the waiter says “Hey, why the wrong face?”
They both laugh. And yes, it was a Chinese restaurant so…
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A horse walks into Ashley’s house and neighs gently.
Ashley looking surprised says “Hey, why the long “weenie”?
They both laughed then her pugs watched in horror as Ashley molested the horse.
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Ashley's Club Penguin chat logs just got leaked.
>>18479
Why does ai look so creepy sometimes?
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>>18485
Must be obsessed with big booty Latinas.
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A Koala Bear walks into a restaurant and sits at a table. The waiter walks to the table and the Koala orders some food. The waiter returns about 10 minutes later with the Koala's food. The Koala eats the food and the waiter walks over and gives the Koala the bill. The Koala stands up, shoots the waiter and walks out the door.

  The enraged manager seeing this runs out the door and chases down the Koala. The upset manager says to the Koala, " You ate the food, shot the waiter and you walked out, what gives?" The Koala says, " Hey, I'm a Koala Bear, Google me" and the Koala walks away.

  The manager returns to the restaurant and Googles Koala Bear. Google says, "Koala Bear, a cute, furry marsupial native to Australia, eats shoots and leaves".
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Carnac the Magnificent, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
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>>18556
boomer humor
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>>18767
My toilet can't keep its food down :(
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That Mitchell and Webb Look - Speedo
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>18821
Ok but Joniar needs to learn a thing or two about upper body mass. C'mon Joniar, we could all tell without hearing Miguel
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>Australian politician Barnaby Joyce found lying on the side of the street drunk off his face mumbling profanities into his phone

This guy has twice served as Deputy Prime Minister of Australia. That means when the PM is absent or overseas, he is in charge of the country.
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>>18824
That's normal behavior for an Australien. I know because I have a friend who does this on Discord. At least he's not sleeping in the road.
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>>18825
>At least he's not sleeping in the road.
or getting locked in the Dollar Tree store or getting his laptop stolen purple people because that would be very fitting story for a Funny Thread
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>>18824
Still better than anybody our politicians amiright?
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Here’s an old photo of me.
not really
This thread could have been posted in the Valentine's Day thread
>>18845
I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
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>We’re gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We’ll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that’s FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we’ll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we’re also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG… and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about…GREAT TITS!!
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>>18949
I'm a vegetarian but when I started I legitimately considered continuing to eat poultry because birds are such cunts. I don't, but I thought about it.
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>>18966
Can't wait to share this on facebook
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Joe plays Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
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>>18966
>>18968
    nice .. biden bad. lets go grandson .
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>>18969
  autocorrect damn chinese phone doesnt want me to say it ..  
 lets 
go brandon
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>>18968
>>18969
>>18970
>2020 election is blatantly rigged
>it's so rigged it's "rubbing it in your face" rigged
>normies still don't realize most elections, particularly in higher government, are all rigged
>people think trump is their savior (again)
>think he'll "win" in 2024 (despite the rigging that was so obviously shoved in their face a few years ago, apparently)
>people incapable of seeing that it's all like a WWE match
>nobody wins or loses, they just play their role since they're actors
>it's a selection, not an election
>it's called political theater for a reason
You'd have to be a boomer or as dumb as one to believe in any of this fakery
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>>18972
It’s a deepfake funny video, anon.
Don’t make a big thing out of it.
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>>18973
nta but nah sorry not funny. politics are a distraction for boomers. thats like watching the kardashians because they say funny bimbo things. youre still a fag watching the kardashians, even ironically.
>>18968
I know this is apparently satyre or whatever but it's pretty disturbing that this man is running the coubtryb or should I say ruining the conubtry he can't even speak on sentences or walk without falling down we need a president who can do both. How To I share this video in e mail
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>>18977
bargin makes so much gas in his dieper that he make makes gas prices every wear go up saw that joke on face book god bless
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Ashley after the Duke has Nuked her
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>>18986
That qualifies for handicapped parking.
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>>18986
I never thought about how short people drive and how the impact of the airbag would be much greater for them due to the closer proximity until Ashley brought it up in her video.
short people problems amirite
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>>19015
Faster.
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>>19015
I keep saying Ashley isn't short, she's petite, heh, heh.
>>19015
You're heaven sent. I'm going to bust a load to this.
>>16230 (OP) 
I made a SLIGHT adjustment to anon's gif.
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Oops. I'm a retard. Here.
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>>19025
You're heaven sent. I'm going to bust a load to this.
>>19025
what is duke doing to that little boy?
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>>19053
I thought Ashley was butt chugging uncooked ramen
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>>19053
More like what is that little boy doing to Duke?
>>19055
Isn't that what it's called when your getting it up the butt from an asian guy?
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>>19097
No, that would be butt Chang-ing
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>>19325
I’ve seen the Harry Potter ones and that English children’s author, Michael Rosen. Those were the tits.
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Bond Spies on WEF.
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What I should be doing to Ashley rn.
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>>19391
"How I met your mother" is the goyest of slop. How did that show manage to squeeze out multiple seasons? You need to be euthanized or castrated for posting that here.
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>>19448
Fuck off back to 8chan, dickwad
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>>19449
This post better be b8 or you are the dumbest nigger ape ive ever seen on this board and thats saying a lot. /ashleyj/ started on 8chan.
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>>19450
And I’m telling you to crawl back to the shithole you crawled put of
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>>19451
Do you know where you are? You really got your panties in a twist because non normies dont find jewish goyslop like Big Bang Theory or How I met your mother funny? You tell me to go back to fucking 8chan which has been offline for years? The place /ashleyj/ originated? What the fuck are you saying?
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>>19452
Lemme enjoy 50 seconds of goyslop while you enjoy the 24/7 Aryanslop that doesn’t exist just like 8chan or your balls.
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>>19453
☑ Makes omega-tier redditty comment about needing to fuck off back to 8chan on an image board that originated on 8chan
☑ Admits to enjoying how I met your mother
☑ Tiny pp energy
wew lad are you lost?
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>>19454
>☑ Admits to enjoying how I met your mother
I know right this isnt the confessions thread
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>>19452
suck a fat one sperg, bbt (big bang theory) is the greatest show ever produced
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>>19476
mmm look at those feet
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>>19453
You have to leave.
>>19476
How repulsed was that queer holding onto 130lbs of woman?
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This reply probably doesn't deserve a bump so sorry but maybe some of you will find it funny.

Found a website online that cataloged clean and dirty toilets in the Tokyo area. They also have a section on cool graffiti.

so here's two dudes fucking each other.

https://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8y-hys/index_e.htm

(also my Captcha sounds like an asian guy- "2ugry8"
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>>19502
If that's really in japan then why isn't the drawing anime? Also, why are the dicks larger than 2 inches? It just doesn't add up.

>>19508
This man approaches you exactly as he is in the picture. He offers to pay you $500 per hour to bottle-feed him. Do you accept?
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>>19508
I think I know where he gets the milk.
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>>19510
>vhs tapes on the shelf
Typical VHS lovers.
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>>19518
you might be right about that one anon ;)
>>19508
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>>19511
Someone should turn him into ground beef.
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>>19537
I'd like to grind his beef if you know what I'm saying
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>>19511
Him and Bonbi would make such a cute couple
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POV when Ashley's teaching you how to fix a VCR but you're in love with her hairy arm.
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>>19542
Bonbi and I would make a cute couple, but Im lactose intolerant. Unless she is into bloating, diarrhea, painful gas and fits of manic episodes?

>>19546
>based arm hair enjoyer

hmmm yes a fellow arm hair enjoyer?
*twirls moustache*
mmm very based and arm hair pilled
carry on!
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>>19553
>bloating, diarrhea, painful gas and fits of manic episodes
all women do that
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>>19542
You guys would have cummed your pants if you saw my art teacher's arms. They looked like they belonged to Robin Williams. Sadly she rarely showed them off because apparently she was embarassed.
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>>19562
You’re right. Look at those hairy guns. Robin was a good looking dude. May he rest in peace.
>>19553
> Unless she is into bloating, diarrhea, painful gas and fits of manic episodes?
You guys sound perfect for each other

>>19558
true
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Dating Ashley be like:
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My creation. I call him Mr. Applebee.
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Me calling Ashley be like:
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If Ashley was in the Mafia her name would’ve been Ashley “half-cock” Jones
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>>16230 (OP) 
Quick question for Ashley.
>>19966
You'd love to meat him or for him to meat you?
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>>19966
I'd tell you but his mom is really protective over him meeting other women.
>>19973
Ok. I'd be lying if said I wasn't a little jealous of her and Derrick's relationship.
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>>20046
I’m here to spank the monkey and tribute cum but I’m all out of cum.
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>>20070
so many bucks to break, so little time
>>19973
bro can you even imagine how good it would feel to cum in your mom
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>>19973
some golden oldies 100% would be subscribers
>>20072
god damn grandpa there in the first pic has a monster dong
>>20072
kinda hot. Reminded me of Derrick's mom.
I knew a Kid who was in an incestuous relation with his Mother starting when he was in the 2nd grade and lasted until  his Junior or Senior year. We wern't aware of it until a fews after he graduated HS which was probably for the best but his Mother only got like 18 Months in jail.
His Dad was a trucker and was barely ever home so that's how it was able to happen. When you hear about it happening to someone you knew it feels really weird like finding out someone you knew killed somebody etc.
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>>19966
It's a trap!
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>>20076
2nd grade is molestation territory. It's only hot if you're in high school and start fucking your mom. Did you ever meet his mom or know what she looks like? pls post pictures
>>20072
That's one of the biggest natty cocks I've ever seen. I never would've expected it to be on some boomer who looks like he sells car insurance. Do you guys think you could fit it in your mouth?
The balls are also gigantic
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>>19873
Ok that was funny
>>20100
He's gotta be storing more than just kids in those things, they're like 5lbs per ball.
>>20071
I don't think Ashley's meaty clip would be big enough to cum in her mom no matter how hard she tribbed.
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Holy shitballs. Ashley predicted this. Of was if coincidence?
>>20166
What the fuck? Thats way too much of a coincidence. I think this guy watches Ashleys videos.
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>>20166
This is crazy
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>>20166
This is insane. The parallels are almost too much to be a coincidence. Why not go to a regular store? A thrift store? A pet store where many of the objects are phallic? A hardware store? Out of all the stores to exist, he chooses antique stores. What if Ashleys video inspired this? Think about it. How many times have you heard of a guy wearing a skirt in an antiques store to shove stuff up his ass?
>>20171
THIS GUY IS A FAGIT
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>>20171
>>20171
I wonder if the cops found the training horse cock dildo
>>20166
>>20171
Is there security camera footage of this? Or just screenshots?
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>>20284
Yep.
Check the Daily Mail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13101887/pervert-antiques-backside-kilt-texas-spring.html
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Bottom
A comedy about two psychotic flatmates in London
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Ball buster compilation 
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>>20292
normiemaxxing
>>20166
Ashley did say Antiques Guy is a real guy. Maybe thats him, thats the real antiques guy
maybe Ashley didnt mention him being a Scot and wearing a kilt to protect his identity?

the plot thickens
twirls moustache
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>>20289
Tiktok. Funny. Okey.
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I do like dem legs long and slender but this may be beyond the pale, even for me. She would be like climbing a mountain to find the buried treasure.
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>>20624
ROFLMAO xD
>>20624
>Bondit
lol

also is Bondit launching his little red rocket into the atmosphere?
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a Daily Cuck Exclusive!
leaked outtake of Tahiti-chan practicing his lines for the 2023 Ashley Tosh.Hoe Awards Show
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>tfw ashley loves horses so much youre willing to video tape yourself as a horse galloping around your homestead so she makes more videos
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>>20745
What's with Ashley and horses?
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>>20746
they're steamy
>>20746
>What's with white women and horses?
FTFY
but seriously, they are pretty amazing creatures if youve ever been upclose to one irl
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>>20812
Yeah, I’ve seen many up close and have ridden a couple. Amazing creatures. So majestic.
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>>20813
yaas queen i feel you, men are majizzstic creatures frfr
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When I was a toddler, my parents bought a horse. They wanted a pic of me riding the horse. The horse got spooked and tossed me into the air like a rag doll.
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>>20813
>>20814
>>20816

bros I know "its" HARD but can we not sexualize horses? its neeeeeigh cool ok?
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>>20817
It's too late for me and ashley. We gonna put some peanut butter in this pony and make it call me Wilbur.
>>16230 (OP) 
True story. So, yesterday I was talking with my work friend "female" and out of the blue she mentioned Ashley and said she was a "standup comedian" on youtube and that her 15 year old Son and his friends think she weird but hilarious and they were spreading her around school. I played coy and asked if she knew any of the videos to see if it was indeed her and she mentioned    TikTok Tranny. I then was yeah I think I've seen some of her videos and she was like is there any porn in them. I told her. Maybe. She then said she'd check them out to make sure.
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>>20956
>she was like is there any porn in them
Nobody would even think to ask this. It's really random and strange to bring up. Why are there many liars here?
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There are 15 yos among us...
>>20957
She literally did. She was like "Is there anything inappropriate in her videos like porn or nudity" I think she was trying to figure out why teenage boys would be so into her.
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>>20959
Yeah why would someone ask if theres porn in her videos? Thats not where a moms mind goes when her son talks about liking funny videos on the internet. Especially if she thinks the videos are on Youtube, even normies know porn isnt allowed on Youtube. I dont believe this story for a second.
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>>20960
I mean her website is icum.to and she howls like a coonhound in heat when she utters it so it has that porny feel to it.
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>>20961
Yeah but the "mom" thinks she's a Youtuber, dingus. Youtube doesn't allow nudity unless it's an educational video, so it would make no sense why she would ask if theres nudity in her videos because A. thats a weird thing to randomly ask out of nowhere and B. Youtube doesnt allow nudity.
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>>20962
The guy said that the mom saw TikTok Tranny. That’s not on YouTube. She saw it on icum.to. She probably confused her old stuff on YouTube with her current stuff on her website and assumed Ashley’s a YouTuber which she isn’t anymore so the mom probably confused her site for YouTube probably because she doesn’t know any better.
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>>20964
The guy is a liar because none of it makes sense. If she saw TikTok Tranny which doesnt even have the icum intro, then why is the story that she thinks Ash is a youtuber? If she saw Tiktok tranny then she would already know her videos have porn in them so she wouldnt even have to ask this weird question to some guy who happens to also know of a really specific internet girl who only gets 400 views. This is just retarded and nobody starts a true story with "true story" either.
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>>20966
I never said SHE watched it. She overheard her son talking about her and looked her up on YouTube. You can find the trailer for TikTok tranny on there as well as another AJ who does standup. She probably thought they were the same person.
>>20967
then everybody stood up and clapped your asscheeks you lying faggot
>>20967
I didnt say you did, the other person suggested she watched Tiktok tranny and I said that also falls flat and doesnt make sense with your original post. You cant find ashley easily at all on Youtube, you really have to dig or type "archive" or dill weed to even come across the archive channel or the Tiktok Tranny trailer. Get better at lying or stop being a fag because this is really stupid to dissect an obvious lie this much.
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>>20969
Huh...funny. I just searched for ashley jones comedian and the second video that popped up was five jew date challenge. I'm not even logged in. Maybe get better at searches. I'm done with you retards. Go choke on a crusty smegma entrusted dick. Queer.
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>>20970
Sorry youre angry nobody believes your bs story, retard. I searched that (not ashley jones, nothing comes up. but ashley jones comedian) and after scrolling through 23 videos I finally find that video. Call me crazy but it seems unlikely a mom who just happens to overhear her son talking to his friends about some ashley, he says the full name ashley jones instead of just ashley, she is interested enough and proceeds to search not just ashley jones, but ashley jones comedian, scrolls all the way down past 23 videos until she finds and clicks a video that may or may not be the girl theyre talking about. But using your story if she went on Youtube and managed to find the archive channel, she would already know theres not much porn in her old videos.... why ask that weird specific question then? And if she did watch her old videos, why would she say to you
>She then said she'd check them out to make sure.
?
>>16230 (OP) 
Hey fam I'm that 15 year old  Ashley Jones is bussin frfr she has me ded. No cap. She's my bae and I wanna swoop her up and smash her. Fyi in no stan or anything ijs. K g2g teach just howl at me. btw anon who said he's my  mom's work frd is cappin and once asked if i was dtf. I ghosted him. He was cringe.
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>>20970
Dude you have to understand we're a little gunshy now. So many lies. There was a guy who said he was going to have sex with his sister, that was fake and gay. Then there was some guy who said he was going to post his cock, even said "I'm not joking" and then never did it. Now you come along with this story about some mom and her teens that's filled with plot holes. Can you really blame us? You gotta hit us up with some proof. Maybe you could wear a pair of spy glasses while you're talking to her.
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>>20979
I'm ninety percent sure Dick guy and Sister Fucker are the same person. I just have a gut feeling.
These niggas be lying so much smh
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>>20990
We dont say that word around here brotha
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>>20992
sure we do nigga
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How I dress on a rainy winter day vs how I dress on a sunny summer day
>>21183
>British **humor**
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>>21186
American creativity
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-men/9336396/9-worst-american-remakes-british-tv-shows/amp/
>>21183
>>21186
British humor is truly the worst. When I hear "british humor" it's synonymous with "unfunny".
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british "people" is just euphamism for jew
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>>21222
*slaps you with a fish*
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>NA humour 
>cant afford to go to a GP for a prescription
>takes unregulated fish antibiotics instead

lol, lmao even. You yanks r pretty funny!
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>>21285
Too right, old boy.
>>21285
Oh hoho. Good show 'ol bean. How about I "yank" your dick off and shove it up your ass. Or should I say, bum. I'm sure you'd like that wouldn't you. Bloody wanker.
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A new level of stupid 🥴

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTbXcX7jn8
Why Do Gay Men Love the Olympics? Isn’t It Obvious?

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/fashion/rio-olympics-gay-men-athletes-audience.html
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What i'm tryna say is...cmon now..
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>>21664
He was too good for this world
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>>21776
>when you and your bro accidentally fall asleep watching football and you both have a dream about a hot babe and youre kissing her in the dream
>>21776
fuck bro I bet their lips are so soft
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>>21789
soft and squishy
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Serena Williams
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>>21852
Looks more like Michael Obama
This board is EXTRA dead today.
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>>21852
Of all the images you chose the shitty one that's poorly cropped.
>>21855
You're extra dead today!
*cracks knuckles*
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kek
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>>21961
Then this comes next.
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Ashley's understudy
>>21988
She did a good job cleaning Hunter Biden's laptop, I'm sure she was deeply rewarded.
>>21988
she's destined to be gay and struggle socially
>>21988
Based dad teaching his daughter how to clean and maintain electronics. There are grown men watching this video on this board right now thinking "wow she must be a genius, that's too hard for me to ever do"
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>>21988
>tfw your loli sister takes out your 2tb cp hard drive
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>>21996
If only all those girls in China had a chance to prove their talent like this girl. She'll grow up feeling alienated amongst her peers because her father taught her to disassemble and reassemble a laptop like a Palistinian child assembling a gun.
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>>22008
>like a Palistinian child assembling a gun.
zogged take
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>>22009
I don't know what this means but i was just referencing the latest war conflicted country i have no stake in the matter and would have said any third world country child assembling a firearm as it was just for relevancy/comedic effect but you're autism must parrot the minimum counter from 4chan
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>>22003
>wow anon two whole terabytes??? that's SO big. what kinda stuff do you have on there?
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>>22174
Having been with Ausies in the military, along with Sheila the Ausie term for a woman is Bird. Me thinks Bushnell is conciously or unconciously sending mixed messages or metaphors. Is that Bob Uecker, former MLB catcher?
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>>22177
It seems to be him indeed. No idea who he was tbh, just thought it was a funny advertisement.
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>>22184
Agreed, it was funny compared to some of the lame advertsements I've seen.
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>>22187
I see now, It’s all starting to make sense.
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>>22201
Is the US the only military that promotes gay shit?
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>>22202
sir yes sir roger that COCK sir!
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Gay Relationship Mistakes All Couples Should Avoid

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>>22202
Yeah, it’s pretty gay.
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Nothing like straight (no pun intended ) faced humor.
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>>22340
https://youtu.be/Tgki1RcwDNY
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>>22437
All kidding aside though, I've been reading reports that the military is having trouble meeting its monthly recruiting quotas. With trouble building in the middle east I wouldn't be surprised that within the next few years Congress reinstates the draft for those that haven't served between the ages of 18 to 35. Hope I'm wrong.
What is going on here?
Can some explain?
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>>22454
I wish he loved making good operating systems as much as he loves cunny
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>>22461
He never made the system. Just the company.
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>>22468
Oh no I know he didn't create shit, he stole all the code.
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>>22584
That looks a lot like me if I was shrunken and being pissed out of a girls urethra
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Been watching this nigger's channel lately on Rumble. Every video involves him confronting pedophiles at gas stations while slashing their tires and smashing out their windows. He even referred to one guy as "Chester The Molester" in one of his videos. His voice also reminds me of Fat Albert which is funny to me since I used to watch that show. Unfortunately his saga ended last October when he was shot to death during a confrontation with someone who was carrying a gun.

https://rumble.com/v2kp4dg-alex-drove-2hrs-to-meet-a-15-yo-girl.html

https://rumble.com/v1sx5z2-he-pulled-up-in-his-bosses-truck.html  (4:40 for Chester)
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>>22937
Cringe
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Honey Imm Home
https://m.youtube.com/@HoneyImmHome
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>>22944
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Kaelan + Ecstatic Self

https://m.youtube.com/@EcstaticSelf/videos
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>>22947
you are not funny nigga
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>>22954
your salty tears are
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The autism radiating from this gay ass nigga damn, i can smell the asperger from your messages and unfunny channer memes you fag, quit forums and go play with your fidget sensory toys and legos you sperg.
>>22956
Not that anon but da joos and da niggerinos is for edgy 14 year olds. You could invert your image to "I get mad about current thing" and fill it out with da joos, trannies, whatever is the current outrage porn for right wingers. Youre just as mindless. You cant snap out of your political paradigm.
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Im not passing judgement on it. I am just presenting the video as is because Beavis and Butthead plus sketch comedy is Ashley Jones related.
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>>23065
My mom mentioned to me how good this sketch was. Now that I've seen it, it's a sketch mothers would find hilarious.
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>>23065
It would've been funnier if the Beavis and Butthead lookalikes weren't mentioned at all and just shown in the background as a subtle joke for those who are familiar with TV show.
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>>23069
It would've been funnier if it was Beavis and Butt-Head and not SNL
>>23068
It was probably written by a middle aged woman
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What the hell is this?
>>23174
It's a red circle consisting of 360* the circumference of which can be measured using the formula C=Pi x D. If you want to know the area that said circle covers that can be calculated using the formula A =Pi x the radius squared.
>>23174
lil sus frfr
>>23174
I would always assume the anus would be higher up the 'butt crack'. It baffles me that in reality, the anus is mere centimeters from the vagina. Seems like a design flaw in the grand scheme of things. Like the one thing a man should lust after is contaminated by a sewage plant right next door? There is no way there isn't cross-contamination. Do women know about this? If my penis was in contact with my anus constantly I would be under a constant cloud of shame and anxiety. Yet, women seem to not care?

It doesn't make sense bros....
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>>23174
lets just say that vid related, wasn't a prop...
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>>23215
Did anybody else jack off to these when they were a kid?
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>>23222
No but I have as an adult
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If people are animals are the Reptilians the zoo keepers?
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>>23232
>lizard dna tested
>51.3% jewish

holy shit these tests actually work
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>>23278
Well, good for her, I say. I'm glad she finally found herself. The whole Jewish female comedian bit is a worn out trope anyway but who am I kidding, Caroline "Grossman" most likely gonna end up on SNL one day.
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>>23282
that'll teach her for horsin around in a bottle shop!






bazinga
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>>23359
>Tesla 
>self driving car

youre not actually driving at all are you Toonces? You've been lying this entire time havent you!

TOONCES YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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>>23386
He can not only drive the car but Toonces can also fix the car.
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>>23599
WHAT THE HELL SEABEE
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>>23594
Isn't this some Instagram zoomer who collects 90s/00s paraphernalia and uploads photos that used a filter to make it look retro?
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>>23603
I could instantly tell that picture isn't authentically 90's/00's. Not many chicks had colored hair back then, I've never seen someone hold a controller that awkwardly, and there's an Arctic Monkeys poster behind her. I know she's supposed to be attractive in that photo, but clown makeup is a downgrade and I feel irritated when I see people pose with this shit and don't actually have any interest in using it.
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>>23600
One in the pink and out goes the stink
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>>23609
Is this a splinting joke?
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say what you will about him but there's no denying the mf was stylish
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>>23635
When you're gonna be preserved in history forever, you gotta look good
>>23635
Jews be like fellow white people, you can't like Hitler, Jesus or bacon. No wonder no one likes them.
https://youtu.be/VwlUq4YXCJU?si=Cd9h0Yk7qePVKtAt
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>>23640
>can't help but mention your dead flesh fetish
Ironically, neither Jesus nor Hitler would have eaten bacon
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>>23641
>dead flesh fetish
Newfag, you say that as if I even give a fuck about your pussy ass opinion. It is well known I eat from McDonald's and Domino's almost daily. In fact, Ashley has bought me food from there. Hitler was prescribed a vegetarian diet by his doctor when he began having health problems at age 49. Hitler ate Bavarian sausage which is made of veal and bacon. Jesus ate fish. I'm eating skirt steak and pork belly right now. I'm told meat tastes unappealing unless it's flavored with spices and drenched in sauces. I've done nothing to mine and it tastes amazing. Why do you have such a hard on for me? You must really want to taste my meat.
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>>23642
disgusting
>>23642
>Newfag
Oh c'mon, you weren't even around when I first made videos.

>Why do you have such a hard on for me?
I'm not the other anon(s) but it's because you nameflag. This is why I was forced to disable the name field, because namefags can't help themselves and it causes unnecessary drama. Resorting to using a flag as an avatar is annoying because this is supposed to be an anonymous imageboard. This is the only rule here, it's not hard to follow.

DEATH TO NAMEFLAGS
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>>23655
>nameflags
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