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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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I want to play old games during the show. Except the stakes are high. If I lose, I will show a large clear jar - NO, not 1 man 1 jar style. In this jar are plenty of small pieces of paper. I will have to reach in, pull out a random piece of paper, and read one very embarrassing personal confession to you guys. This will make me not want to lose, and you guys will definitely want me to lose. Perhaps with each loss I must also equip beer goggles or gloves, which would make playing the game harder, and thus, more confessions.

I only have roughly 20 confessions. I imagine I will lose at a game of pong or something similar more than 20 times. Ask me embarrassing questions here, I will write down the answer and into the confessions jar it goes. I expect sexual questions will be the most common, so let's also branch out to other humiliating aspects of my life.

I can't think of what happens if I win, but it should be equally as exciting for us if I win. Any ideas for forms of celebration?
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I also am planning on accepting phone calls live on the air - via the famous Garfield phone. I will have a dedicated phone line set up for your calls and am figuring out how to accept international calls (possibly going through Matrix or Jitsi for international callers as to mitigate you having international fees). Don't worry callers, you can block your number when making a call so I cannot see your phone number.

Phone call segment ideas for the show: Ask me for general advice, financial advice (terrible idea), non-sexual simulated roleplay, prayers, medical examination/exploration via phone, couple counseling, fortune telling (will make the set and costume reflect fortune telling). 

Any other ideas for phone segments for the live show? Reply to this post.
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Live game shows and I'm your host. The chat will compete against each other to win the game show I'm hosting. I will pick 3 participants from the chat and they will play the game by answering my questions in the chat. Games like wheel of fortune, trivia, etc.

The winner will receive an item of my choosing in which I will drop ship to their house (if they want). I also plan on hosting segments similar to the Home Shopping Network, where I will show an item to "sell" and accept live callers to talk about the item. Whoever I think is worthy of getting the item I will drop ship the item to their house (if they want).
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LIVE stand up comedy. Yes, I will write and rehearse a set and perform it live for you guys.
LIVE musical performances by Ashley
LIVE guest appearances by Ashley's friends, Derrick, Chester, Barry, Taz, and more
LIVE classes taught by me to the viewers and callers
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>>5876
This is very exciting news!

Do you sing in the shower? Or have any embarrassing bathroom rituals?

As for celebration, maybe you could pop those dollar store poppers and play a fun song.
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>>5876
>Perhaps with each loss I must also equip beer goggles
I thought you didn't drink?
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>>5876
>I want to play old games

Any specific games you have in mind?
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Damn, I must be one naive former Seabee. I've never heard the term "Beer Goggles" in my life, I had to search the term. OK, time for me to think of some embarrassing questions. Sounds like a fun time, looking forward to it.
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>>5875 (OP) 

make fun of disabled kids, do the carol burnett tarzan yell, sing a duet with that short gay nergo with the glass eye
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>>5877
How about 20 questions?
>>5881
Thanks, I didn't want it to take nearly this long to get to livestreaming, but the wait is worth it. Your questions has warranted an additional confession to the confession jar.

>>5882
I don't, I mean literal beer goggles that you wear and it makes your vision very blurry and delayed. I thought they were called beer goggles, maybe it has a different name.

>>5883
For NES: Bubble Bobble, Snow Bros, Donald Land, Pro Wrestling, Donkey Kong Jr. Math (ripe for losses because I'm genuinely retarded with math), Family Feud (SNES and will play against you guys in the chat).

I'll look for some DOS games. There's tons to choose from on archive.org.

I despise jump scares immensely, so I will play Granny's House on/around Halloween just so you can see me suffer. It's probably hilarious if you're not me.
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>>5876
Embarrassing questions if you lose:

Did you pass your driver's license road test the first time or did you fail and have to take it over again?

Did you have a crush on someone in mid school or high school but that person out right rejected you?

Anyone ever walk in on you while you were "pleasuring" yourself?

Form of celebration if you win:

Do a victory dance to one of your favorite tunes. There are a few vids you made back in the day of you dancing that I really got a kick out of.
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>>5876
>Ask me embarrassing questions here
When was the last time you shit your pants? What happened?
>equip beer goggles 
I thought you didn't drink alcohol. This would be hilarious. 
>Any ideas for forms of celebration?
I'm thinking maybe you should ingest something like white claws or Frogurt. Or put the pug on stream. (pup play)
>>5877
This sounds fun. I'm curious how you're going to patch the Garfield phone into the stream so everyone can hear the callers.
>>5878
Donno if you've heard of Jackbox but I went to a party where people were playing and it was pretty fun. 
This may or may not be a good idea but it might be fun to have a viewer submission contest announced a few weeks before the stream. Everyone can send in their entries and you can review them on air and pick one as the winner.
>>5895
https://classicreload.com/ has a bunch of abandonware dos games on it too. There's some really weird obscure games on there that might not fit well into the confession jar thing but it would be fun to watch you check them out.
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You should mimic the slutty twitch streamers and get a mini blowup pool and wear a bikini. But you can be quirky and autistic instead of being retarded like the sluts on twitch.
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>>5895

Holy crap, archive.org has the original Alone in the Dark. Haven't played that since I was six. They gots MDK too. Why didn't I know there was DOS stuff on archive? I thought they just had old books.
>>5876
If you win take laxatives and strip, whoever in the chat guesses when you shit yourself gets the shit sent to their house wether they like it or not
>>5902
T-this would be so funny heh I think you should do this ash hehe :3
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>>5905
how do I get verified?
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>>5906
Go to the accounts page at the top and make an account
>>5892
This is a cool insignia, Ash should use this.
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Ashley my sweet, please shit yourself on stream
Ashley should be in the pool and shit it in on stream
Ashley should take a handful of mushrooms (I recommend 3.5g) and down them with Absinthe before playing a video game.
I think we all would like to see ashley in a bikini.
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Dont listen to these buffoons, babe, shit directly into my mouth and Ill make all your dreams come true
>>5913
Then it's settled. Ash will wear a bikini and shit in a pool while trippin on shrooms
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>>5915
Problem is, I don't think they'd allow that on public access TV like ash is trying to replicate
>>5915
This. But no shit. Maybe shrooms. And definitely a bikini.
>>5915
This but no shrooms, no bikini, no pool. Only shit.
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>>5879
>LIVE stand up comedy.
Idea for you ashy!!! you teach us how to beat off a dog for science :P and then teach us how to drink dog cum!!!
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>weeks of build up
>big day finally comes
>stream opens on a shot of a kiddy pool
>small malnourished hairy ass comes down into frame and shits into the pool
>stream ends
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>>5876

I say each time you win you cite an inspiring jewish quote and celebrate one of the 1030 expulsions

Bonus: you can do the above while dancing to some cheesy nostalgia shit of your choice (such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojskt6vW6Rk)

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Some kawaii jewish quotes uwu (you can purchase more at The Hall Of Cost™):

https://satanslibrary.org/English/HP_Hooded_Cobra/Ze%20Master%20Race%20in%20Quotes%20and%20Images%20-%20High%20Priest%20Hooded%20Cobra%20666.pdf

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Cool 1030 expulsions list that really should receive additional entries:

https://www.docdroid.net/BZHplSm/the-complete-list-of-the-1030-jewish-expulsions-in-human-history-pdf#page=5
>>5876
If you lose at the game you have to shove guitar up ass. If you win you have to shove guitar up ass.
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I'll even pay for the bikini. Something like pic related. Knit bikini, mmmmm
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>>5918
Yes
>>5877
>tfw want to call ashley but i cant beat off, manually plug my farts with my foingers, hold a phone, and speak at the same time
>>5925
I like that someone's grandmother knitted them a bikini
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ashley in a bikini circa 2086
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>>5932
Ash shits her bikeen and we’’re outta here .
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>>5933
that looks a lot like me and ashley
>>5875 (OP) 
whoa, this is huge news!
What site will you be live streaming from do you know yet?
>>5876
Ideas to make things harder
>spin around 20 times then try and finish a race of Mario Kart SNES in X amount of time
>a shot of vodka.... this could end badly given how petite you are
Confessions...
>have you ever done drugs
>describe your first kiss
>have you ever stolen anything
(apart from our hearts!.... ugh CRINGE sorry)

Celebration ideas
>take a bite of an eggroll or a favourite snack
>hug one of your dogs
this might be hard to implant but a viewer could place a bet, and if they lose they have to either gift card you... or if the arent in the US, make a donation to some sort of animal charity (and either email or post proof later on)

>>5877
Ideas for phone call segment
hmmm.... this is a tough one tbh

>>5878
would this work for non-US based viewers? I know theres a few europoors and a retarded australian who are fans.
An alternative to shipping items could be a personal photo or video... nothing lewd, you are 14 after all.

>>5879
This is great, some live stand up or musical performance would be cool


I'll try and think of some more using all 2 of my braincells, wish me luck lads
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>>5090
Yeah this is great, should be used in some capacity.
I mean the making fun of disabled kids, not the logo... which is also pretty cool btw
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>>5941
ahh shit, speaking of disabled kids I meant >>5909
>>5901
A fan art contest would be fun.
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>>5875 (OP) 
Sounds fun and interesting. I know little about such formats, but I would also like to offer my idea. Cooking show where you cook according to our recipes, and we cook according to yours, with a mandatory photo report and a mandatory meal after.
>>5876
What's your strangest fetish? 
>>5877
Prank calls would be funny. ie; Derrick trying to have phone sex, Barry calling a help line about his wife and bull (similiar to Barry & Linda ep.2), etc.
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>>5950
If you like prank calls you may very much enjoy https://phonelosers.com/
>The Phone Losers of America (PLA) is an internet prank call community founded in 1994 as a phone phreaking and hacking e-zine. Today the PLA hosts the popular prank call podcast the Snow Plow Show which it has hosted since 2012.
might be fun for her to build a time machine on the show and go back to the 90s when pranks calls were funny :3
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>>5953
Yeah you're right prank calling is gay.
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>>5955
Prank calls are funny, but they just have to be done right. Most of them are garbage though.
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>>5955
I like prank calls I just don't know if they work in a post internet world. Same with stand up kind of. I can't think of any funny stand up comedy from the last 10 years or so
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>>5963
It can work, I've seen it. The fact that you can't find any stand up from the last 10 years to be funny tells me you aren't looking hard enough
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sIy8hVtPX4A

This could be you Ash
>>5877
Taz could review sex toys and call customer service to let them know how well they worked
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Update: I got some 90's video equipment aimed towards live video production. To stay it's awesome is an understatement; it's probably the coolest thing I've ever messed with. This is definitely not something any other video streamer is doing.

I'll be streaming from my Panasonic Palmcorder PV-IQ604. I just have two problems.
1. If the camera is on but not recording for a set period of time, it automatically shuts off. I assume to save battery. For the live show obviously I need it to stay on for about 1-2 hours at a time (will use dc power).
2. The on-screen display shows when in "camera" mode, pressing the "display" button on the camera doesn't get rid of this. See picrel.

I'm looking into the above issues, on the off chance someone has a suggestion, let me know. Otherwise if the two issues cannot be solved, I'll have to find a camcorder ideal for long live video use. Any suggestions are appreciated.

>>5939
>What site will you be live streaming from do you know yet?
I'll be streaming to my site https://videos.icum.to, which means we are free to do as we please with no fear of getting banned. Yes, for the people wondering, you can call me the gamer word.

Also guys, keep coming in with those questions. I'm getting a lot of really good ideas (both for segments and confessions) from this thread, thank you all. Do note that I DO NOT drink or do drugs or have boobs, so I probably never find myself in the situation where I'm intoxicated/confident enough to be prancing around in a child sized swimming pool (so intoxicated to the point of sharting myself).

IDEA: LIVE EATING CONTEST. I have to eat an entire large Carls Jr. vegan Klaus Schwab burger in under 2 minutes. Bonus round: I drink Sprite and bananas afterwards, which makes you vomit. That could be funny after downing a burger in a minute. Okay actually that's too far.
Ashley should strip every time she fails. I wanna see her juicy goblin milkers
>>5969
The on screen display looks cool, maybe ots outside the aesthetic youre going for but if its between getting a new camcorder or the display thing I say stick with it. Also eating until you vomit/shart would be a very based and redpilled reward for winning game, maybe you could vomit in a bag and send it to a special someone in the chat...
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>>5876
rub this on your ass if you lose
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>>5971
it's a little bit distracting but not unwatchable by any means. I don't mind seeing the date/time on old footage since they're displayed on the corners where it's out of the way.
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>>5969

Leave the display on. It's aesthetic.
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>>5969
Don't sweat the on screen display. It just adds to the ambience and flavor of the era.

Here's another confession for you: What kind of porn do you watch? I'll give you a break on this one and let you plead the 5th if you want.
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>>5979
Easy question. She watches this type of porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGH7Rl_LbS4
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>>5980
That's grosser than 144.
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>>5980
Would be nice to know what turns ashley on. Hope it gets in the jar. Cute vid tbh
>>5972
*in
>>5981
what is 144? is that code for a gay make out sesh? cum in a guys asshole? tell me!
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>>5969
>1. If the camera is on but not recording for a set period of time, it automatically shuts off.

Maybe you could take apart a VHS-C and make a spliced loop of film so it just loops on record. It'd be a huge undertaking, but it's just an idea. Better off just getting a different camcorder.
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>>5962
Jerky Boys was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F-VQtEfbTU
>>5877
im gonna call ashley and make her listen to me shit :D 

>>5876
have you ever listened to a guy shit before
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>>5996
Before what? PHAAAAAAAAHAHA
This is how I imagine the call segment going for Ash.

https://youtu.be/FbVI7iU1v18
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It's hard for me to imagine funny phone pranks, I always felt cringe for the caller. The only way I could listen to pranks is when people call a ghost on his radio graffiti. And even if his rage is fake, it's always funny

https://odysee.com/@elfoxoloco:5/rg-291-uncensored:e
An important question that needs to be solved is how will this be archived?
Your fans all around the world,may be unable to be there live due to timezone difference, etc but would like to view/download a VOD of it?
Is screen-capture possible? that might eat up lots of HDD space doing it live.
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>>5992
A gross is 144 items, like a gross of nails is 144 nails. I'm disappointed in you that you didn't understand the pun.
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>>5969
>Yes, for the people wondering, you can call me the gamer word

You always was da cutest lil nigga, ashie
>>6010
peertube allows for vod so if she wants to make the recording available for ashlings who couldn't make it she could. don't see why she wouldn't
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>>5969
More non-sexual confession questions.

Have you ever been to jail?

What was the last thing you searched for on your browser?

Have you ever peed in the pool?

True or false: You have a crush on [fill in the blank] 

Did you have an imaginary friend growing up?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What is your worst habit?

Do you ever talk to yourself in the mirror?

What does your dream boy or girl look like?

What was the last thing you messaged someone?

How often do you wash your undergarments?

If you could go back in time in erase one thing you said or did, what would it be?

Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever embarrassed you?

Have you ever waved at someone thinking they saw you when really they didn't? What did you do when you realized it?

What's the longest time you've stayed in the bathroom, and why did you stay for that long?

Tell us about a time you embarrassed yourself in front of a crush.

Have you ever accidentally hit something with your car?

Do you dance when you’re by yourself?

What "as seen on TV" product do you secretly want to buy?

What is something you’ve done to try to be ‘cooler’?

Would you rather be a guy than a girl? Why?

How long have you gone without a shower?
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>>5969
the on screen display always on doesnt bother me tbh, but on your picture it says "Pause" is that always on when in camera mode?
Dumb questions: Does the camera automatically shutoff off even if its connected to its AC adapter?
And you have explored its options to disable its battery saving feature?

I found the manual in case you dont have it
page 21 mentions removing the viewfinder indications/OSD

https://www.manualslib.com/manual/507270/Panasonic-Palmcorder-Iq-Pv-Iq604.html#manual




>>6036

great ideas.
>What was the last thing you searched for on your browser?
could even up the stakes and show browser history!

this maybe boring, but going to throw it out there, but a game could be noughts and crosses.
Either two chatters vs each other... or you vs chat, pick a random chatter and they have to make the next move.
Could just number the boxes to make it easier, like say put X in box 4
like pic related.
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>>6038
>Noughts and crosses
Or Chess

There are a lot of ideas for punishments for losing but at the moment not many rewards for winning. Maybe make contestants/viewers send in photos of themselves and if you win/they lose the pics go on a wall of shame? Idk
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>>6042
I was just about to post the same thing, a lot of ideas if she loses but not much if she wins. I sugested in a previous post she do  a victory dance if she wins, sort of in your face, Anons. But here's another idea if she wins, everyone watching must send her a panda gift card, minimum $15, a small price to pay for all the fun we have with her.

www.pandaexpress.com/gift-cards
>>6042
>Maybe make contestants/viewers send in photos of themselves

I'd rather not sacrifice my privacy personally.
If Ashley wins she gets a dog treat.
>>5900
> do a victory dance
that's cringe as fuck.

> play a fun song
that reward is no where equal to what the punishment is.

if she wins we have to answer the question she picks out of the jar via email?

Also is it very illegal to watch unrestricted web/street cams of other people?
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If she wins I will donate xmr
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>>5876
What was the most disgusting/spoiled food you have eaten?
How adapted is your stomach to spoiled food?
>>6053
>that's cringe as fuck.

Dancing is based af, but I agree that it doesn't really fit well as a reward. It's hard to figure out a reward for someone else if you don't know what they find rewarding.
>>6053
Agreed. Cringe and the wins don't equate in severity with the loss no offense to anyone but I'm not very cutesy like that, it would just be another punishment for me heh. A win needs to be very desirable to me and to the people watching. Perhaps 1 win alone doesn't win me anything, but say 5 or 10 wins will result in an official "win". Maybe if I win enough, I simply get to stop playing the game I'm bad at, which is a win enough for me. Then we move onto the next segment.

>Also is it very illegal to watch unrestricted web/street cams of other people?
There are multiple different ways someone can access a camera hosted online, usually sites showing these cameras find them by using default camera passwords, which is illegal. If someone is consenting to having their camera shown, then it is legal. But most often these sites or software accesses cameras with weak password security, so it is illegal. Even if the username and password is "admin" and "password123", you're still technically accessing someone else's shit. Despite being able to easily pull up thousands of these using something like Shodan, in the unlikely event that you got caught, I'm sure there's some law enforcement boomer out there willing to throw the book at you for being a "sophisticated hacker".

UPDATE 2.0 TO >>5969
The camera's display is stuck like that, intentionally by Panasonic. I had the manual downloaded from when I originally got this camera years back, and there's no further option to get rid of the display. It only cycles though enabling/disabling the time display, not the other information.

This means I must either open up the camera and figure out if there's some sort of internal physical thing that I can alter which would rid the display of this input, or get a different camera. I don't want to mess up this camera, I really like it and I'm not sure where to start with this specific thing. I'd rather get a different dedicated streaming camcorder in this case.

I'm looking for 80's/90's cameras that will play the live camera feed with NO on screen display as picrel >>5969. I found one from 1999, hopefully I will find an older one though. It's been very hard to research since this is a very specific thing. Most camcorders from this era display information on screen when in "camera" mode. Here's one idea I had though. I'm trying to figure out which cameras they used for live videos, be it public access or low budget news cameras, in the 90's. Obviously those wouldn't have on screen displays or the output would somehow get rid of the on screen display.

Anyways, I'm just working through this tedious list to get things right. I also now have over 60 confessions in the confession jar thanks to you all, and more segment ideas. Really the biggest unexpected bump in the road is this camera thing; I spent all day trying to figure out a different camera.

Any old camcorder recommendations used for live feeds/no on screen display would be appreciated, I'll keep searching.
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>>6062
You probably tried this, I don't know, but this is the info I found on Panasonic PV-IQ604 for removing time/date display: Press "Display" once to change display to date only

Press once or twice more to remove the date/time display

Hope this helps.
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>>6063
Thanks Seabee, unfortunately pressing "display" only removes the date function, this specific model doesn't allow for removing the other display information, just the date/time.

But the good news is, I bought a camcorder I'm 75% sure will work for the live show. So progress is being made, yeehaw
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>>6064
what camcorder did you get?
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>>6062
damn you one smart ass nigga, huh?
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>>6068
kek SAVED
>>6064
Hmmm if it doesn’t work maybe you could do an old ham radio broadcast
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>>6070
sounds very comfy
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hey ashley, are you ashnominalgender?
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>>6073
Do trannies say their gender is ashgender because they know they're soon going to be cremated?
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>>5876
Confess about your two close encounters with sex trafficking so I will know what not to do or say when I come to sweep you off your street... I mean feet.
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>>6095
It's gonna be hard to steal her when you use the public bus
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>>6097
How would that be hard? The public bus would be completely inconspicuous?
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>>6106
Keeping with true BangBus™®© fashion, how will you bang her while in the bus? Will you wear purple face paint so you'll be forced to the back and thus, have more privacy?
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>>6107
Purple face paint? More privacy? I have no idea what you're talking about. The only reason I'm moving to the back of the bus is because I'm making Ashley drive. I'm going to bang her, alright. There is a reason why it's called the BangBus. It's because we're going out in one. It's better to burn out than fade away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSdljm909Y&t=25s
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unoriginal logo idea
>>6430
I don't think it's unoriginal anon, that looks great. Maybe instead of garfield ashley could pose with her arms crossed
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>>6430
Nice.
>>6431
Why instead of Grafield? Why not put both, there is enough space.
>>6430
Even if you replaced Garfield with Ash it still works well.
Though I dont like the F on the friends, it looks backwards at the top. You can easily change that.... or just ignore my autism
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Two words: Crotchless pants.
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>>6431
Unoriginal because it's just the logo for the 80s Garfield cartoon. Yeah it would be better to have a picture of ashley with her arms crossed or something. The only pics I have of her are low quality screen caps from her videos.
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>>6476
If Ashley were to get implants like that, how much would they cost.
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>>6478
It will cost her spine.
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>>6480
okay, second idea: She gets a pair of those humongous prosthetics that that Canadian shop teacher wears. 
For comedy
Looked into this. They can be a bit pricey for the large ones that you wear over your shoulders and upper body like big titty woodshop has. The C-cupish sized inserts are kind of cheap. Wouldn’t be comically huge but for Ashley’s tiny vegan frame they would seem bretty big.
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>>6482
Failing that, she might buy a big bra and put water balloons in it
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If you think of any suggestions for the show, keep them coming. We'll probably be doing the first show within the next few weeks.
>>6643
sweet, great to hear that everything is functioning, aside from those 3 major things you mentioned.
From the screenshot your, set... uhh, setup... set setup?... anyways, it looks really cool. Its going to be wild seeing this live, I cant wait!
I like how you used the plants to frame the sides.
What are those two things below the keyboard on the bottom right corner?
So this new camcorder can disable the OSD?

You've worked really hard on this and the results are looking really good
I need to to a better job coming up with suggestions.

Speaking of suggestions, perhaps figuring out what day of the week and time works best for everyone? There is a few people from different parts of the world here, so it might be an idea to make a poll or something to get an idea of overall what a good day/time would be.
(I'm NEET so it doenst really matter that much to me!)
But for clarification >>6034 mentioned Peertube allows for VOD, so would it get uploaded for those poor bastards who want catch it live?
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>>6643
I'm stoked for this!1! Yesssss! 

I too have always disdained counter productive responses on any part of the internet. 

This is gonna be sweet! Cheers Ash :)
>>6643
Confessions are easy enough to come up with, but we still haven't figured out how to reward you when you win
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>>6649
Thank you, I spent some time researching old shows and their sets, and I came across this picture, which I tried to recreate.

>What are those two things below the keyboard on the bottom right corner?
The black thing is my husband is a VCR. I'll be using tapes in the VCR that have a "wait" screen that will show when I need a few minutes to do something while live, such as giving birth to a stinky brown boy in the toilet. The wait screen looks like it came straight out of the 80's or 90's, very happy with the end results. The smaller white thing mounting the bigger black thing I'll go into more detail in a video.

>So this new camcorder can disable the OSD?
Yes, no problems at all with the new camcorder. One other big concern of the old camcorder is that it would shut off automatically if not in use to save battery. The "convenience" of the previous camcorder ended up screwing me, it was too damn convenient heh. But my new camcorder has no issues.

>perhaps figuring out what day of the week and time works best for everyone?
I thought this too, I want to time it where I know most people are home. Saturday night? 6 pm PST | 7 pm MST | 8 pm CST | 9 pm EST. I don't know if this works out for the Euros, probably not, but if I time it earlier in the US it would be too early for US people. Maybe the Australian can just pop some caffeine pills.

>Peertube allows for VOD, so would it get uploaded for those poor bastards who want catch it live?
Yes definitely, the video will be available on my video site as a replay. This is one thing I still have to mess with, a small test livestream to make sure the replay works. I'd like to have the chat replay as well.

One thing I dislike about streamers is that they can spend a good portion of the time sitting, staring, mumble-reading the chat but with no real entertainment happening. If you catch their stream afterward, it can be a bit boring. Maybe it is fun when it's live because you're hoping the streamer will read your comment, but as a viewer afterwards, it can be boring. So I'm going to have topics at the ready and segments planned out. The fact that it's live is secondary. It's like I'm filming in front of a live studio audience, it helps that there's a live chat at the time, but I'll make sure it's still entertaining for everyone who watches it after it's recorded, since the people who watch it after will make up the majority of the views. I'm trying to make the live show interesting with no dead air. That's not to say every second will be jam packed craziness, but it will be entertaining. Sometimes it feels like a livestream is just people who pay get their comments read, making the viewers who don't pay feel left out. I don't like this and so I won't have any "super chat" type things in my stream. It's more like a live public access show than a modern livestream.
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>>6660
>The black thing is my husband
>>6660
>The fact that it's live is secondary. It's like I'm filming in front of a live studio audience, it helps that there's a live chat at the time, but I'll make sure it's still entertaining for everyone who watches it after it's recorded, since the people who watch it after will make up the majority of the views.
this is actually a smart way of looking at it ash, because yes if you think about it way more people will see the recording than will be watching it live (probably)
>>6660
>I won't have any "super chat" type things in my stream.
bless your heart
>>6643
I love you ash
>>6660
>Saturday night? 6 pm PST | 7 pm MST | 8 pm CST | 9 pm EST. 
This Saturday? As a non-neet, I say that is a good time.
> I don't like this and so I won't have any "super chat" type things in my stream. It's more like a live public access show than a modern livestream
Unequivocly based and redplied reject modernity
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Love the set. It would be cool to have a sign on the wall. “AJTV” or something
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>>6684
Crows (and ravens) are the smartest birds on the planet, in fact smarter than most other animals on the planet. They can use tools and are believed to be as intelligent (as we define intelligence) as a 7 year old human, or a gorilla.
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>>6685
>crows are smarter than niggers
>>6660
>Saturday night? 6 pm PST | 7 pm MST | 8 pm CST | 9 pm EST.
Those times are fine for Australiens, its around 11:00am on a Sunday morning

>Maybe the Australian can just pop some caffeine pills.
yeah nah...
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>>6684
A sign of flag would be cool.
>>6430
This is very well done, Garlic Bread Anon.
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>>6643
Some more questions:

What’s the weirdest thing in your fridge/freezer?

Ever drank pee?

Bad financial decision you’ve made?

What’s a really weird thing you do internally while in public?

What’s a tame, yet guilty, pleasure of yours?

What’s your wiping technique? Front to back? Side to side? Pile driver? The ol’ Tony Hawk Mctwist? The people wanna know
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>>6696
ty if ashley wants to post a cool picture of her with crossed arms like garfield I will touch it up
>>6742
>What’s the weirdest thing in your fridge/freezer?
urine
>Ever drank pee?
yes
>Bad financial decision you’ve made?
not drinking urine sooner (no more storebought drinks, just homemade piss)
>What’s a really weird thing you do internally while in public?
conserve piss for when I'm thirsty
>What’s a tame, yet guilty, pleasure of yours?
drinking piss
>What’s your wiping technique? Front to back? Side to side? Pile driver? The ol’ Tony Hawk Mctwist? The people wanna know
wiping?
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>>6747
I'm an angel investor. How'd you like to be the spokesman for Pee-Pee Supreme? It's a new sports drink that we're making. It comes with NFTs. Scan the qr code, we have Pisszilla, Pissman, and Gary Vaynerchuck. More are in the works.
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>>6751
Only if you accept my new product idea: Piss 'n Cum. It's like a boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it's cumballs floating in piss. I will be the sole manufacturer of both ingredients. Deal?
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>>6752
I want 69%
>>6660
stream tonight?
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>>6785
Sorry no stream tonight, when I mentioned Saturdays I meant streams generally should take place on Saturdays. I think we could do the test stream in a week, and it if works properly, then the real stream could happen the following week. I have some equipment that's failing and I'm waiting on a part to fix the equipment, so that's the hold up.

On the plus side, I'm filming a sketch video tonight that I think you guys are gonna like. Two words. Hair grease.
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>>6786
>two words. Hair grease
sounds explicit
>>6786
Sweet! That explains the porcupine hair
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>>6788
No, that was because I was pile driving her.
>>6786
the possibilities are endless...
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>>5925
Ashley should wear something like that.
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>>6860
I don’t know if the knot will go well with the kiddie pool but might be cool
>>5875 (OP) 
Quick request: can when get some advanced warning a few days before you decide to stream? Just want to prepare with some stream night goodies

>>6685
There were three ravens flying around my backyard this morning while I was waiting for coffee to brew. I’m assuming they were ravens because they were pretty big and I don’t often see crows here. They were having a weird exchange where one was chasing another who was chasing another. They are absolutely fuggin loud when they get riled up.
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>>7033
Of course, I will let you guys know a week in advanced before I do any "official" stream, because I know some of you may need to make time in your schedule to see it.

Though for the soon-to-be test stream, I might just give a short notice because the stream will be only about 10 minutes or less, since it's a test.
>>58766

wheres the weirdest place you ever put you're finger in?

ever played the peanut butter game with your pugs?
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I thought I remember Ash drawing on the old live streams. We played Pictionary or I think hangman?
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>>5876
What's the most vile, disgusting, horrific, wretched, unforgettable, bone chilling, pants shitting, AIDS inducing, nauseating, nightmare fueled, depraving, satanic and somewhat sexual thing your eyes have ever seen?
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>>7619

yeah Hangman and charades
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>>5876
Have you ever burned the coal? or burned the soy or burned the beans
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>>7733
oh yeah those were the best
>>5969
Ashley has to eat ALL the eggs
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>>7777
YOU STOLE MY QUADS!
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>>7778
You had enough time Derrick to get that quads. Next time spend less time on video games and tranny porn
>>7778
Hey guys its derrick. Im pissed off I didnt get my get. Nothing ever fucking goes my way.
>>7777
>eggs
>not heggs
>that get
c'mon anon
>>7777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4

If Ashley leaves again, we'll know who to blame.
>>5875 (OP) 
Any updates on the livestream?
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>>16171
I'm hoping to do it next year, I basically have everything I need to do the public access live show. Good camcorders, phone line working for call-ins, analog video switcher, multiple monitors (well, technically televisions) to monitor my camcorders, switcher in/output, and more.

I'd like to first get through the Ashley Awards, then try the public access live show sometime next year.
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>>16243
Sweet, thanks for the update.
Sounds like you've got a mini TV studio going on.
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