/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Nice job making the board look Christmasy, Ash. Your image on the lower right on the board needs a Santa hat.

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>>15863
Thanks Seabee, your wreath goes really well with the Christmeese theme going on. Also, I saved the best for last. Taz put on his Santa hat and is hoping he'll get a negative HIV test for Christmas. Yaaaaaaaaay!!!~~~~

This Christmas song gets me in the mood. For Christmas. Not for anything else.
https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=OPX45Hk7VYo

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>>15866

I'll keep my digits crossed for Taz but I have a feeling he'll get a clean bill of health, he always manages to pull through.

Funny takeoff on Wham's "Last Christmas" a now classic.

Funny You spelled it:"Christmeese". You once asked what my favorite  Ashley video is. In retrospect it has become a Christmas tradition for me  to play every year around this time your 2014 Google+ vid, "Christmeese", now that's a Christmas  classic that really sets the mood.

Lots of different songs put me in the Christmas spirit, I'm sure I'll be posting a number of songs throughout the season, but here's the first one.

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=0ajUzI8USRo

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=V7nSKqfBk6k

oh this gets me in the mood alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OsAwGtwHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fI6QEtB2wQ&pp=ygUebXkgZmF2b3JpdGUgdGhpbmdzIHRvbnkgYmVubmV0

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https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=bRGFL0JclpE

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https://youtu.be/VmLbjQDUkNo?feature=shared

When I was a kid I liked to watch this movie drinking hot chocolate and eating cookies.

I think this song was playing in the scene when the kid was giving a plastic pigeon to the bum And he says something sentimental or whatever…
He was very kind, thoughtful and kind hearted. How cute.

I don't celebrate Christmas anymore from years ago. I don't see the point in the place where I live and I don't believe that Jesus the Christ was born that day, that tale is not credible, at least for me.
If I had children I would celebrate it but only for them.

>>15990
The reason why Christmas is celebrated on December 25th is because Christians believe a divine life is perfect, so it's exactly a certain number of years. Christ lived for exactly 33 years, and the early Christians understood that Jesus was crucified on Good Friday, and so He was consieved on Good Friday. Exactly nine months later is December 25th. 

Thought you'd find that interesting.

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>>15995
This is silly. Christmas is on December 25th because of the winter solstice. The early Christians were trying to stamp out paganism, and one of the ways they did that was to basically replace holidays. In Rome, mid-december marked the celebration of Saturnalia. Mithras was quite a popular Sun god, particularly beloved by the military, and who had a feast day on December 25th.

I mean come on. What do you think the Christmas tree, Santa Claus, or wrapped presents represent? Where are those things in the bible?

Wait until you find out how they came up with the resurrection story and why you go to church on Sun-day.

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>>16009
No, The winter solstice isn't on December 25th, never was. It's on December 21st.

The early Christians didn't care at all about the pagans of the time, they were to busy being hunted down and killed by them to bother with the dates of their holidays. Saturnalia isn't celebrated during the traditional Christmas season (December 25th-January 6) it's celebrated before hand. Mithraism was a shaky cult that didn't pick up steam until after the birth of Christ, and your claim about her birthday being December 25th is an extremely debated topic among historians, many of which believe Mithras had no festivals.

People have been bringing plants inside their homes for millions of years, that doesn't make it "pagan". Santa Claus, or Jolly Old St. Nick, is based off Saint Nicholas of Myra, an early Christian bishop who gave gifts to children while he traveled the countryside. Perhaps most famously is the story of the dowry of the three virgins. None of this is in the bible but I don't believe in Sola Scriptura.

Oh no! It's called Sunday! Better change the name of the week! Oh wait, they did in most romance languages, just not English.

Anyways, here's another song.

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=N8NcQzMQN_U

>>16010
faggot retard.

>>16010
>The winter solstice isn't on December 25th, never was. It's on December 21st.
Where did I say that it was on December 25th?

>The early Christians didn't care at all about the pagans of the time, they were to busy being hunted down and killed by them to bother with the dates of their holidays.
kek is this what you guys tell yourselves really?

>Saturnalia isn't celebrated during the traditional Christmas season (December 25th-January 6) it's celebrated before hand.
yes, that's why I said "mid december" you psued retard

>People have been bringing plants inside their homes for millions of years, that doesn't make it "pagan".
Pathetic argument, you can't tell me there's no significance to a tree, with ornaments, wrapped presents underneath, etc

>Santa Claus, or Jolly Old St. Nick, is based off Saint Nicholas of Myra, an early Christian bishop who gave gifts to children while he traveled the countryside. Perhaps most famously is the story of the dowry of the three virgins.
yawn, why the red coat? why the reindeer? why the chimney?

>Oh no! It's called Sunday! Better change the name of the week! Oh wait, they did in most romance languages, just not English.
>b-b-but other languages

enjoy getting trapped in the reincarnation cycle yet again after this life dumb retard normie NPC

>>16010
The decorating of a "christmas tree" is literally a pagan tradition, there's no debating that. Its strange that throughout the world many cultures celebrate Saturnalia and the winter solstice, those ideas are completely wiped away in turn for Christmas. There is no reason for "Christs birthday" or the celebration of his birth to be celebrated on Dec. 25th. Your post rationalizing it makes no sense because Christmas as a holiday makes no sense. Christmas is falsehoods to piggyback off of Paganism and convert more mindslaves to worship a religion where spirituality is based off of faith rather than being grounded in reality and going on tangible spiritual journeys via shamans and drugs. Christianity is the most cucked religion. Lemme hear how you rationalize "easter" next lmfao.

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>>16010
Nice dagon hat btw. "for I am a jealous god". looks like Christianity doesnt like being cucked by other gods, wonder why the spearheads love worshiping them though.

>>16013
Are you agreeing with me or not? I can’t tell.

If your right and I’m wrong, then I get a second chance. If I’m right and your wrong, you go to hell and I (hopefully) go to heaven. Easy decisions for me.

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I have a hard time taking you seriously when you’re calling it a CHRISTmas tree.

>>16015
I could say this is stupid Protestant nonsense, but I’ll give you a harsh truth. The Dagon hat is total bullshit. Completely made up. Earliest records of the mention of this “Dagon” hat comes from the 19th century. Dagon wasn’t a fish god, you’re confusing him with the Lovecraft monster of the same name. The Mitre comes in many shapes and sizes, not just the one you pictured.

Could y’all be any more of a Scrooge?

>>16016
>If I’m right and your wrong, you go to hell and I (hopefully) go to heaven
Average loving christian.

>>16016
>If your right and I’m wrong, then I get a second chance. If I’m right and your wrong, you go to hell and I (hopefully) go to heaven. Easy decisions for me.
OK Pascal, I prefer to live in reality but whatever floats your boat

>I have a hard time taking you seriously when you’re calling it a CHRISTmas tree.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume this is a joke. Show me the bible passages that talk about trees with ornaments

>The Dagon hat is total bullshit.
Why do your priests wear the hat? Why are they covered in ceremonial garb and fill their churches with gold? I'm sure Jesus would approve, right?

>>16016
>I have a hard time taking you seriously when you’re calling it a CHRISTmas tree.
That's what the Christians call it in their culture. Nice handwaving away of the actual discussion, though. I'm using your lingo where the decorating of a tree is called a Christmas tree in the Christian religion. What a dunce you are. The Christmas tree is a practice which was stolen from another culture celebrating the winter solstice to adapt to a shittier controlled psyop of a religion. In the Christian sense, the Christmas tree practice makes no logical sense and you have to grasp at straws to build a straw-house tier reasoning for every practice in your religion. The virgin mother is also not something exclusive to Christianity. In fact, its a story told numerous times before. Christianity also piggybacked that. The religion is actuality is esoteric practices later adapted to fit a Christian narrative. Wait until you see the vatican.

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>>16018
I don’t believe in Sola Scriptura

Since no one can do any research anymore here’s a basic graph. Yes humans use beautiful things to symbolize the beauty of God. That’s not even a Christian thing that’s just a universal law of humanity.

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Boy you niggers sure love arguing. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzQkx5t3mPk

>>16020
>Since no one can do any research anymore here’s a basic graph.
Oh the irony. Alright whatever you say, the hat is shaped like that just because, and major religious leaders in Christianity wear it just because. Good logic, I agree. Have fun being a faggot.

>>16019
The Christmas tree is a beautiful representation of life being brought into the house from the cold dead earth, like when Christ came to us. We put a star or an angel at the top to represent the star/angel the led the wise men to Christ. Any attempt to say the Christmas tree is pagan is half baked and lacks evidence. It’s called a Christmas tree in all languages for a reason, this isn’t semantics 

>>16022
Ebenezer Scrooge

>>16023
>The Christmas tree is a beautiful representation of life being brought into the house from the cold dead earth, like when Christ came to us.
best christ cuckery bullshit cope I've ever seen, A+

even the ancient egyptians brought palm trees into their house during the solstice to worship another sun god, Ra

fucking retarded brainwashed shit man, I actually no joke feel sorry for you

>>16023
>The Christmas tree is a beautiful representation of life being brought into the house from the cold dead earth, like when Christ came to us.
Bruh youre literally killing tree therefor brining no life into your house. the "cold dead earth" was giving it sustenance to live. your logic is actually inverted. tldr multiple cultures brought trees into houses to celebrate the winter solstice

>>16024
When everyone on earth starts calling it a Ratree, then I’ll admit Christians are the cucks. But by my count, no one worships Ra, everyone calls it a Christmas tree. 

Who’s cucking who?

This all started because I thought someone might find it interesting why Christmas begins on December 25th, and you couldn’t conceive that there might be a legitimate reason. You name silly pagan holidays that have no meaning or tradition or reason and conclude that the ancient retards must be right.

>>16027
Trees “die” in the winter, dumbass. The ground freezes and you can’t grow shit. Literally touch grass.

>>16028
>Trees “die” in the winter, dumbass.
Uhhh what? It's winter where I live and my trees are fine. But I thought you said
>>16023
>The Christmas tree is a beautiful representation of life
so which is it faggot

>>16029
How retarded can you get? The tree lives inside because you water and care for it. It’s also a fir tree which is more resilient to cold weather.

Do you people just not have childhoods? Did no one explain this to you before?

>>16028
>When everyone on earth starts calling it a Ratree, then I’ll admit Christians are the cucks. But by my count, no one worships Ra, everyone calls it a Christmas tree.
Seems pretty cucked to me that every part of the Christian religion is stolen from other cultures. Enjoy your religion built upon mass murderers and pedophiles.

>Trees “die” in the winter, dumbass. The ground freezes and you can’t grow shit. Literally touch grass.
Found the cityslicker. Fir and spruce trees, which are likely the ones you're picking up for a Christmas tree, do not drop their needles in winter. And if they did, they are not "dead" trees unless they couldn't regrow them. A dead tree cannot regrow leaves.

>>16031
I had multiple real Christmas trees as a child that were soaking the stump in water. Each day you have to sweep under the tree because the needles are dropping like crazy. The tree is dying. It has no roots, no soil, no regular amounts of sunlight.

>>16031
>The tree lives inside because you water and care for it.
Bro there are a bunch of trees outside my house that live through the winter and I never water them. but you said
>Trees “die” in the winter, dumbass.
in this post >>16028
so basically I'm saying that you're a retard

>>16034
If you can’t understand the trees going dormant as a metaphor for death, then I don’t know what to tell you.

>>16035
yeah but you kill the tree to bring it inside to celebrate life? Except the trees are dead in the winter? And this all represents Jesus Christ and beauty?

Alternatively, you could just admit that things represent whatever you want them to at a given moment so that you can "win"

>>16035
Bro holy shit you have flip flopped so many times. At first youre bringing life (a tree) from the dead earth into your home. Then you were told how inaccurate that logic is because youre killing the tree from a perfectly sufficient earth. Then you said trees die in winter. You were told again that that's incorrect. Then you say fir trees are resilient to cold weather. Now you say the tree dying is a metaphor for death, completely opposing your original point. What the fuck are you on?

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Nativity is on January 7th, whitoids
>>16014
>being grounded in reality
>going on tangible spiritual journeys via shamans and drugs
This nigga worhips reptillian machine elves lmao

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I don’t know what you guys are arguing about here, but here in Russia сhristmas is celebrated on january 7th. Christmas is a religious holiday that is not celebrated by the masses here, it’s just a holiday according to the calendar, nothing more, maybe the orthodox christians are jerking off their candles in churches or something, i don’t know anything about that and not care much. Even easter is celebrated by many, and even some edgy atheist will eat kulich and eggs with pleasure praising Jesus. And instead of christmas in winter, all attention goes to the new year, there are christmas trees with gifts and Father Frost and many other things related to your christmas. Well, if you want to celebrate the new year a second time, after christmas as it should be, you can celebrate the old new year, which is celebrated on january 14, as was done in the old pre-revolutionary calendar.
So, in summary, the order is as follows: december 24 American-pop culture christmas, whoever wants to celebrate it  --> december 31 to january 1 - THE new year, the main holiday of the year --> december 7, religious christmas --> january 13 to 14 - old new year, not much a holiday, but on TV the entire program of the usual new year is on.
And since this is a christmas music thread, i don’t know what to suggest on a christmas theme, so I’ll post a new year’s one.  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xviBEvbxgZ0

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https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ

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>mfw everyone is arguing about winter and some other shit and Im down here sweating my balls off so badly that i have to sit on a towel so my ball sweat doesnt soak into and ruin my chair

>>16042
Interesting, I thought the Christians in Russia wouldve been a lot more passionate about celebrating Christmas. Not sure if its true, but I hear a lot about Russians being uber religious. Maybe religion there is just an excuse for the russian government to act stricter.

>>16059
As a Catholic I have a lot of respect for the Russian Orthodoxy but they’ve had a difficult time recovering from the atheist soviet programs and the Orthodox Church is really buddy buddy with the Russian government.

>>16055
Antiques guy in drag

why is it dead here today? you fags out being jolly or something?

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>>16067
OK, I'll make a post.

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>>16070
and I will make a shitpost

>>16071
>he had to stare at ashleys shit for 4 minutes as he zoomed in and erased around the shit to make this picture
I dont know how you did it without beating off bro. 10/10

>>16076
For real though. Thinking about her tiny, tight, pink little asshole struggling to push out that brown monster gets me absolutely rock hard.

>>16081
Thats like taking a black dick in the ass though. kinda gay and cucked.

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https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8

Decoating the tree with Ash and listening to this song. It can't get any better.

>>16084
phew! TYFYS Seabee because for months on end, hell years even. I too, just like you and probably countless others... have been acting out scenarios with an imaginary Ashley.
You see take last Wednesday night for example. I open a nice fresh juicy can of tin spaghetti, zapped that fucker in the microwave for 2 minutes and 15seconds, meanwhile whilst those noodles were a 'nukin, I throw 2 pieces of wholemeal bread into the toaster. Slammed some butter on those freshly toasted 2 twin towers of toasted tastiness and proceeded to imagine that the Ash and I were enjoying a nice microwaved spaghetti n toast combo for din dins!
She was wearing picrel and at one point got a bit of spaghetti sauce on it and like all women, began to freak out out at the smallest of problems
Im look ok, fine its cool. So, I said, I says to her all cool and nonchalantly, because in my imaginary Ashley scenarios Im cool and not the autistic sperg loser fuck i am irl. anyways, I says, I says to her I says "Babe, dont worry about. Just take off your tshirt and soak it in some warm water over night, the stain will be gone by tomorrow morning" (im also wearing sunglasses when I said that particular part because Im just that cool ok)
So she takes her top off,etc etc and long story short bros..... bros,  I gets to stare at her boobies whilst eating our microwaved spaghetti!!!
Then.... later that night, I stained her with my own special spaghetti sauce, ya dig! :) :):)

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>>16105
My imagining scenerio of decorating a tree and listening to a Christmas song with Ashley certainly falls way short of your potentially Emmy award winning imagining scenerio. Dare I say that your scenerio borders on a  sense of altruism. I must say that I'm jealous of you that you can have such an in depth and fertile imagination regarding  Ashley while my imagining seems so white bread and normie. You would be well put if in the future you omit any imagining of microwave ovens though  since even the reference to microwave ovens is anathema to her and rightly so. And may I add, TYFTMFMS (Thank You For Thanking Me For My Service)

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=BMWFi9HZh_A

>>16084
This is one of my favorite Christmas songs, which is sort of funny because the song is really basic and sounds like Paul pumped it out in 5 minutes. And speaking of the Beatles...

>>16121
This song sounds a lot like Oh Darling by the Beatles
https://inv.zzls.xyz/watch?v=9BznFjbcBVs

>>16105
I still have this shirt and is somehow has piss on the neckline from one of my dead dogs. I still wear it.

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>>16137
If you listen carefully to Oh Darling by the Beatles you can hear overtones of some 1950s rock. The Beatles and especially Paul said some of their music was influenced by Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, and The Beach Boys to name just a few.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnPj_u9Z1A

>>16272
This is a really cute picture and I feel kinda gay saying that

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>>16296
come here you and give me a kiss on the mouth

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>>16296
It is a cute pic, reminds me of pic related

>>16298
>plastic fork

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>>16299
Are you seriously criticizing the fork for having a plastic handle, Little Lord Fauntleroy?

>>16300
That's not metal lil bro

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>>16301
Since when do plastic forks reflect?

>>16300
when I was a kid we had some of those plastic handle knifes and forks 
I wish we still had them because for some reason I dont like the feel of the metal handle.

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Then this happened. And it wasn't a paper plate or a plastic spoon. It was the real deal. Oh the humanity

>>16302
Yeah? Well how did the plastic from her plate melt into her fork? Answer me that Jimmy Neutron

>>16303
when I was a kid I had an uncle who really loved me

>>16305
when the spoon left I heard it really broke the plate into a million pieces ;(

>>16301
The HANDLE of the fork is plastic, the fork itself is metal. Are you blind??

>>16303
Yeah I prefer cutlery with a handle too, it feels weird and bare without it

>>16307
The plate isn't plastic either

Some of you people are actually retarded

I'm leaking Rose's 2023 Christmas video.

https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=lYRsgcVUTvk