There is a site on the Internet
They call it icum.to
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know mine too
The moderator was Ashley
She wreaked havoc by any means
Her friend was a mare's dildo
She stuffed it down her jeans
Now the only thing a coomer needs
Is some lotion and a sock
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is when his dick's all shrunk
Oh, Ashley, tell your devotees
Not to do what they have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Cum
Well, I got one hand on the mouse
The other hand on the board
I'm goin' back to icum.to
To see the messaging board
Well, there is a site on the Internet
They call it icum.to
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know mine too