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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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I didn't get a GF. I got a BF.
a thread died for this one, which we'll all forget about in less than a week

good job OP
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Ashley is my bf(((gf)female)wife)
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Should Old Acquaintance be forgot,
and never thought upon;
The flames of Love extinguished,
and fully past and gone:
Is thy sweet Heart now grown so cold,
that loving Breast of thine;
That thou canst never once reflect
On old long syne.
>>16741
GRUMPY :D
New year, new me. My names Ashton. Not Ashley.
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Think you'll make it to 2025?
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There is a site on the Internet
They call it icum.to
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know mine too

The moderator was Ashley
She wreaked havoc by any means
Her friend was a mare's dildo
She stuffed it down her jeans


Now the only thing a coomer needs
Is some lotion and a sock
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is when his dick's all shrunk

Oh, Ashley, tell your devotees
Not to do what they have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Cum

Well, I got one hand on the mouse
The other hand on the board
I'm goin' back to icum.to
To see the messaging board

Well, there is a site on the Internet
They call it icum.to
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know mine too
>>16797
>The moderator was Ashley
>She wreaked havoc by any means
>Her friend was a mare's dildo
>She stuffed it down her jeans
Very nice
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Cheers
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>>16797
House Of The Rising Cum, Funny stuff  Maybe we can get Eric Burdon and The Animals to sing your version. Sure to be a hit.
>>16797
We need to say this as a prayer everyday, lord ashley
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Buona Befana
>make new years resolution
>never shit in a public bathroom ever again
>goes good for first few days
>start getting nervous about maintaining goal
>anxiety gives me IBS
>trying to hold in shit during my 8 hour shift
>farts keep slipping their way out on accident
>sweating bullets now
>flexing ass muscles so much to keep shit in that my ass looks like 1980s peak Arnold Schwarzenegger
>shit reabsorbs into my body
>shit stress goes away for another few hours
>now I have a nice muscley ass
Happy new year bros
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>>17001
>trying to hold in shit during my 8 hour shift
dude u need to harness the power of your IBS and get out all your shit before your 8 hr shit, i mean shift
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