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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know what the fuck that is? Yeah, right there in the upper left hand corner. That's an ultra-rare 35mm photograph of Sinéad O'Connor's fucking pussy. Shaved, of course, just like her stupid fucking head, which is currently decomposing. You know what dead pop star pussy pictures sell for? Fucking boo koo bucks, you get me? In fact, one time, my dad and I plotted to kill Sinéad just to take pictures of her sloppy minge. We followed her all the way to the mosque she was attending in 2018. My dad, the absolute fucking beast that he is, he walks right into that fucking den of ragheads, right? He reeked of bacon. Absolutely stank of hickory smoked fucking pig. Did he care? No way, he just strolled right in and started screaming at the top of his lungs for someone to bring him Shuhada' Sadaqat. Some Osama-looking fucker comes out and tries to shut him down, right? Yeah, not my dad, he straight up gave that jihadi nerd the finger and kept right on hollering. But then, and this is where shit really gets crazy, we realize holy shit, that's fucking Cat Stevens. So we knocked his ass out, dragged him to the bathroom, and took like a hundred pictures of his dick. We high-tailed it out of there, hit up my dad's darkroom, and developed those fuckers like Sinéad never developed her ability to maintain a successful marriage. We got them done just in time to run down to the swap meet, right? My dad flipped those pictures of Yusuf Islam's cock and balls to a group of Vietnamese tourists for eighty dollars and two steaming hot bowls of Bún thịt nướng. No shit, it was one of the best days of my life. My dad even let me keep this photocopy of Cat's itty-bitty donger. Except here's the thing: that's not even his dick. I kid you not, turns out we knocked some fucking random Abdul unconscious and sold pictures of his genitals. I know it wasn't Cat Stevens' pecker because he actually showed it to me backstage at the reunion episode of Top of the Pops, and let me tell you, it was a total monster. You get all that?