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The living text wall answers your questions.

>2004 webcam
Not all of us enjoy the "perks" of the modern internet, such as having 4k livestreamed anal inspections. Enjoy your authentic old school Q and A video :3

https://videos.icum.to/w/jBPocH2A7EdMm1D9CrRRC4
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First post
Milk post
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>>2746
You're the first post but I read the post before you
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I do love me some good "conspiracy" theories.
NATSOC germany's occult research and in particular their interest in Antartica has always been a favorite topic of mine.
Admiral Byrd and his "cold weather training" expedition.
The fact that 12 nations signed a treaty making it completely off-limits to anyone, and that no planes fly over it is suspicious to say the least.
And why are worldleaders visiting the place when supposedly there's nothing to see but penguins.
I think the germans found something very interesting.
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Well that was really comfy. Wish we could have done it sooner. While obviously the conspiracy and metaphysical stuff isn't normie parlance, it's always been normal for me, some of my family, and a lot of friends I've had. Whenever I've been to parties or big gatherings I typically end up with someone or a group of people talking about that stuff. We should all be thirsty for knowledge and especially for that of what's outside of our societal comfort zones. Who thinks that's crazy?
We all love the rambling by the way and I hope you do another chit-chatty/irl video soon! We can maybe do it around Christmas and have another watch party for your magnum opus. Who would be up for doing something like that? Would be fun.
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>>2749
Why is it that most AI upscales make ashley look like not ashley sometimes? I think good ol photo editing is the way to go.
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>>2745

I know she'll hate it, but I'm posting snippets of this all over twitter. She's so fucking smart. I want her to have a radio show.
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>>2751
Agreed photoshop is better and to do img2img AI stuff I think it's essential. I am going to try to get back into digital illustration too I think. It's been a while since I picked up a stylus.

>>2745
This was a really great video. I thought you were kidding about doing it or I would have asked more questions. You said you play games all day and didn't say what.
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Death and Rebirth

https://voca.ro/1hvMkdAM23vo
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>>2752
>I know she'll hate it, but I'm posting snippets of this all over Mastodon.
Fixed that for you.
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Where do you see yourself in 6 years?
>Why would I want to see myself?
>If you are seeing yourself thats kind of pathetic
>Why would you want to date yourself?

She is just pretending, right? I cant tell.
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>>2755
This looks kind of neato. I will check it out.
>>2758
I took her answer to 'I'm content with my life and know where I'm going' and after all it's not a real question. It's a question companies ask on job interviews to gauge your intentions on growth within the organization.
>>2758

That was my favorite part. This bitch is inscrutable.
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Love the book recommendations. Not sure if I posted this but if you want a good chronicling of the Soros/Rothchild/etc global elite types, their control, and subsequent demonic rituals going back to BC times this is a really fascinating book that is hard to find: 
https://archive.org/details/the-curse-of-canaan-eustace-mullins/mode/2up
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>>2754
What if it was just demons trying to make you think you're a rice farmer or play arcade games and you go to hell?
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>>2745
I like having a conspiracy waifu. When I was a teenager I used to listen to Art Bell (if anyone knows who that is), but when 9/11 happened he turned out to be a govcuck who believed everything they said.
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>>2764
Yeah I have a huge archive of old Coast to Coast AM episodes that I put on when I go to sleep for maximum comfiness. Yes, I agree once you get past 9/11 there's a huge injection of propaganda narrative influence that clashes with the show. Still a few good NDE, remote viewing, and other episodes but typically not the same vibe as prior to that. Even though I was a child I still remember the societal changes after 9/11. Kind of the mass formation psychosis feeling similar to covid but not as strong. He was also real big on the climate change shit.
I agree, It is kind of crazy how awesome Ashley turned out to be. I hope that's really how she is and isn't just doing a character. Not sure why I feel that way about her but it always seems like she has something up her sleeve.
>>2763
i hate to say this, but. it is sad to see that almost everyone views things through the lens of fear. It is an exciting and joyful World we live in. Dont let Demons twist your view.
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hey ash the video was cool but can you shit in my mouth
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Fun fact about the 7.6 mile deep Kola Borehole in Russia that actually feeds into Ashley's hypothesis: Microscopic plankton fossils were found six kilometers (3.7 mi) below the surface. Also the drilling mechanisms didn't overheat at all. The drilling terminated in 1995 due to a lack of funds. Then ten or fifteen years later the camel jockeys in Qatar beat the record by about 300 feet when digging an oil well at which point they only stopped because they hit a massive oil reserve.
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>>2748
Apparently there are numerous entrances to the inner Earth. Makes you wonder if some of the DUMBs lead into the inner Earth. They have to spend a ton of money building DUMBs, those things are huge and pretty deep underground. Supposedly they extend all over America, so while they may be for underground travel, there's likely more to the story. Caves are also possible entrances to inner earth, I think they make a lot of effort to keep important ones guarded.
>>2766
Caution can be healthy to help guide you when making important decisions. We have fear instilled in us, and while fear is largely used to control us, I think caution is important. Enjoy the experience that is life, but be aware of deceptions. Many people suffer from blissful ignorance, which can hurt them spiritually. If you have no interest or knowledge about the nature of reality, you are easily controlled. You know nothing except the "five senses" hammered into us since we were children. Agreed, do not let fear rule your life or your experience, but do not be blissfully ignorant either. Balance the two with caution.
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>>2768
What a nice picture of Chile.
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>>2762
Speaking of hard to find books, can Luke Smith turn Ashley's foreskin restoration book into a paperback?
https://lindypress.net/
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>>2760
>inscrutable
Yeah, I guess? Maybe you should open your third eye and I don't mean your pee hole. Whatever you do, don't open your brown eye. If you stick a finger in your butt hole, you're done for.
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>>2772
Hehe you'd think that.
After the fall of the Soviet Union the economy in Russia was dog shit and it probably wasn't much better in the 70s/80s when the Kola team was actually drilling. After they ran out of funding they likely scrapped the facility for the materials. So as it turns out the feat of engineering that was digging the deepest hole in human history now looks like a sealed sewage pipe in a junk yard. Or then again, when I think of Russia I don't really think of pomp and showmanship. Maybe they just didn't care.
>>2771
i hope you understand that I am only a man. as such i work with what i have and do the best i can with it. that being said knowing good from evil is the core element of being a human.
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>>2776

This is now a Q RESEARCH THREAD. We are researching the queers on this board. All faggots must admit if they've tried to finger their butthole.
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>>2773
She published it as a PDF because such vanity press places as that can not bind books longer than 2,000 pages.
>>2778
But what if demons were corrupting everyone's understanding of good and evil and you go to hell?
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>>2781

I think as spirits we can naturally detect good and evil. Perhaps this is why the powers who should not be must use manipulation to get their way. They have an evil intent, but put onto a message that seems to have well intent so your average person accepts it. For example, pass X privacy invading law "for the children". Take X medicine for your health. The list could be endless.
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>>2779
I get hit on by gay gays a lot. I don't like gay people. I've never met a gay person where I felt they were worth being around. I have two gay uncles. One is catty like a church lady and goes on gaycations to Six Fags Over George and it's supposed to be this big secret because my family is right-wing Christian and no one acknowledges that he's a faggot openly, not even him but you can totally tell he's a flaming homo. I mean, he wears a women's nightgown to bed. The other uncle dresses like a hippie but wears women's makeup and thinks he's better than everyone because he went to college and got fucked in his ass so he will start drama and then blame everyone else when we get annoyed with him. He always makes a scene and cries like a bitch. He tried to take my grandmother for everything she had and we found out that he and his bf would take care of elderly people just to rob them of their savings. Was told the FBI were still looking for him.

My friend is bi and I think he might actually be telling the truth about that. He gives me bedroom eyes from time to time but I'm not into that. I used his laptop once and found a pic he saved of a hairy older guy that looked sort of like me fucking some twink that sort of looked like him in a shower and it was weird. He's also the guy that won't hang out with me anymore because he seems to think I'm going to fuck his wife because of how much she flirts with me. I'm not after his wife but their marriage does seem fraud to me. I mean, he's clearly gay and they don't even have actual wedding rings. They have those silicone wedding rings. I really think she's with him because she feels she can't do any better and they are just friends. They don't act like a married couple. I don't really care if someone is gay, but that community doesn't exactly produce Alan Turings anymore. I've known some really smart trans people but they always get offended by shit and try to force their lifestyle on you. I don't seem to ever have problems with lesbians except when I tell someone that lesbians really like me and then some dyke blows up saying shit like well they weren't actually lesbian. That might be true, but maybe they should be directing their rage toward their gf instead of me. Every girl I've met who said they were lesbian has had a crush on me. I mean, I lived with a dyke and she would profess her love to me on occasion and lost her shit when I started seeing someone. The girl I dated last claimed she was a lesbian then she starts taking me on dates and hooks up with some Jewish soundcloud rapper who lied to her about being rich when his family were actually experiencing bankruptcy and had to foreclose on their home. I think most gay people are just damaged but it's hard for me to respect them for how they live. They always talk about free love yet at the same time, they support totalitarian measures to enforce their worldview and seek to establish themselves as a protected class of citizen so they can rule over everyone. I actually would want to be with a bi girl though because they don't seem to become offended at things as easily as most women do. What I mean by that is I'd rather be with someone who would give me a break for looking at some girl in public. She'd be more inclined to say something about how the girl looks rather than about me for doing it and putting me in the doghouse for a week over something I can't exactly help. All men have a wandering eye. I'm not exactly a womanizer but I'm still a man and would think it would be hot to see my wife with another woman.
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>>2758
I noticed that too, it's fine though, it was a pretty generic question.
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>>2781
>>2782
For lack of a better answer I will say this. If evil could pass for good, it would not really be a test. Somewhere inside every person is this feeling that knows right from wrong. I have never sinned and not known that I have.
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>>2782
How often can you discern all of your thoughts, feelings, and intentions throughout the day? What about in your dreams? Demons could be getting to you all the time
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>>2785

Ashley caught shapeshifting on camera (colorized)
>>2790

i understand that man is mix of both the spiritual and the physical. and as such we are not fulling in control of our thoughts. When I need to sleep or eat or have highs or lows, i must contend with needs of the body, however, always the choice is mine. The realm of dreams is certainly a place where evil my roam. But even here, you will know when you are with it. Not to sound rude, but really what you are asking is how can you tell day from night. The answer is simple, i have eyes.
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Evil takes many forms but it is real and is far more capable than man's corruptible spirit. You'll know when you're in the presence of evil because it is a fear like nothing else. As much as you'd like to flee from it, you soon realize there is nowhere to run to. It is a feeling of dread where death by your own hand seems like the more favorable outcome.

Ashley scares the pee out of me.
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>>2790

You need to be alert in how you conduct your thoughts, actions, and reactions. Allowing yourself to get lazy and not be on alert as to how you conduct yourself will allow evil in. If you give them an opening, they will take it. This is why they attack abused souls the most, the abused are the weakest, most defenseless. Train yourself to be spiritually strong and independent, reinforce to yourself that you are in control. A lot of this comes from not having fear. Why should you have fear over evil demons? They always need to manipulate you or scare you with physicalities. Once you recognize that our souls can expand beyond physicality, physical pain and fear (via "scary" images or entities shown to you), should not scare you. Do not get angry, as anger can also fuel them. Simply place no importance on it, reject it. It's comforting when you realize how much power we have simply by not giving into the evil.
>>2792
I'm concerned with how open your eyes are, in my view demons are constantly trying to deceive us in several ways and you can sin in your thoughts.
>>2793

>peeing hard
With 3 bottles of water and 8 hours stuck in bed, one can pee with the power of a pressure washer
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>>2796
Dude, I piss like a fucking racehorse. I'm not looking for this sort of thing but if I found one of those girls who was into piss play, she would not be displeased. I had to use pee bottles the other night because it was so fucking cold and both of those two liter coke bottles were full by morning. I drink a lot of green tea and water.
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>>2797
How can you piss while hard? I assume you two were having sex as you pissed on her? How do women get into golden showers? I talked to a guy who is a born again virgin, one of his last sexual encounters the chick really wanted him to piss on her. How do girls get into that? Now in (((porn))) they're pissing in girls' eyes. Shits disgusting.

I stopped pissbottling after I spilled too many fully filled large fast food cups all over my dresser. My flaw is I can only piss in a cup with a large opening, can't do a small opening bottle, so any bottle that has a twist-cap to close the bottle is out for me. Having a bottle with a cap that screws on is a must if you piss bottle. Even if you live alone and nobody knows you exist, there is still an immense amount of shame that washes over you when you spill a piss bottle all over the place.
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>>2797
My BO smells like celery. I had an ex who said it made her horny. Never met a girl into pissing but they’re out there. In my experience most women are sex freaks. The norm got painted as “all men do is think about sex” but I think that’s just because men don’t hold things internally. It’s women. Women have that heater humming all day. You can feel the heat coming off of it. It’s a constant reminder in their head all day of how badly they need to get filled up. Ash herself admitted she is constantly rubbing one out. She desperately needs a sweaty old man to pound her from behind while he eats a cucumber sandwich and the juices drip down on her so in that sublime moment while her face is buried in the pillow she is biting down on finally the urges that plague her are silenced. I don’t get why she won’t return my emails. Her loss.
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>>2798
I piss with morning wood all the time. I've never pissed on a girl. I was told by a girl who likes it on Discord that she likes the warmth and degrading feeling of it and she wants a bf that would do it with her but all she can ever find is weird old pervs online. I'd do it for her but she lives too far away. She said that if you drink enough water, the piss doesn't even taste that bad but yellow piss will make you gag.
>>2799
Never heard that one. I do know celery has androstenol and I eat a lot of it among other things. I'm not sharing all my secrets though. I'm a real wizard. It's only a coincidence I'm over 30 and a virgin. Girls like how I smell too. I don't use deodorant and haven't in over a decade. I take cold showers and only bathe with glycerine soap every other day. All I get is compliments from women. They think I smell nice and ask what I'm wearing all the time even when I'm dressed like a homeless person. I think I can smell when women are ovulating too because sometimes I will notice a woman and this smell hits me and it smells something like warm sugar cookies. I can't really describe it but these women always be flirting back with me hard. At my old job, we got a new girl and I was told by my manager to show her how to clean the restroom. He did it to be a dick because I was talking to her and he didn't like me. She jumped me as soon as we shut the restroom door. I had to ease myself out of her arms because the restroom of a Jimmy John's is not the ideal place for that sort of thing. I also worked with a female cousin there and we didn't know we were related until I saw on her Facebook that my aunt and uncle wished her a happy birthday. Nothing happened between us but she tried and when I finally told her we were related she was surprised but didn't even care. So yes, girls are freaks. They tell me all the time about it. Yeah, that's getting annoying. If Ashley keeps this up, I might just have to run into her at the grocery store. It's always the girl you like that wants nothing to do with you for some stupid reason. Girls are retarded. Like my ex who came back ten years later wanting to know if we could hang out again. We could have been hanging out this entire fucking decade but you wasted all this time calling me a creep and now you suddenly want me to fuck you when I like someone else. Ashley keeps posting how crazy she actually is and sometimes I think she is trying to push me away because she thinks I'm not her kind of crazy. Maybe I should go beat up her mom instead of her dad.
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>>2802
When women have odd sexual fantasies it feels like a red flag. How can a woman be a decent person in her life if she is a deviant that wants to be pissed on? Or peg a guy? There's more skeletons in that closet. Crude fetishes are probably a red flag.
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can we talk about how ashley is officially bisexual now? mfw she's probably gotten more pussy than most of us
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Yeah she did actually drop some pretty big bombshells. I don’t like how self deprecating she is about her past. I feel like what she thought might have not been good was actually really endearing and lovable. Also did she essentially say she has mild schizophrenia?  Thought we would have some more buzz going but this place is a retirement home. Which turns ashley on so I guess I don’t feel so bad.
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>>2812
>Also did she essentially say she has mild schizophrenia?
I think she meant that she thinks people will say that about her after hearing about her beliefs/opinions
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>>2745
maybe Im retarded but I cant tell if the response to the guitar question was serious or not.
I mean sure you could visualize the fret board and where the notes are and chords, but you still need to practice with a guitar to develop the muscle memory things like chord shapes
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>>2811
Let's be honest.
There are
things people aren't talkin bout
and there are
T H I N G S P E O P L E A R E N T T A L K I N B O U T
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ashs videos are literally just good by any standalone metric. She seems like a cool person. Great work ash good job.
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>>2813
I love her as much as if she were my own daughter, but she definitely has some kind of personality disorder. Less because of the stuff she believes, than the circumstantiality in the way she talks about it. She's going to be a cute low-key Terry Davis who delusionally believes she's married to Alex Jones or somebody.
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>>2820
>personality disorder
Huh? Saying "I know normies will say schizo because they don't look into these obscure topics" equals personality disorder? Basically exactly what you've just done. Not sure what else in the video supports having a personality disorder.
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>>2818
That file size is bigger than that horse dildo
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>>2820
Hey Guys, Steve from Orlando here.
I don't agree at all. The things she's interested in are good tasty conspiracy theories. A lot of them I feel are very likely to be true, or I'd like to be true. If nothing else, they make you think. Frankly sir, I believe you are a bit of a boor with this post and should apologize to her.

>>2811
I have no problems with it myself. Well at least not in this case. I think women should only have sex with eachother until they get to have sex with me. Keeps them pure.
And I thought her dream about the Japanese woman was hilarious. Reminds me of the scene in the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is talking with her therapist (the one who ended up becoming obsessed with her), and he asks "Elaine, do you remember your dream where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?"
We've ALL had freaky sex dreams, including ones we're ashamed of. We can't control what our brains do when we sleep, far as I know. Plus her lesbian dream was the kind I'd *want* to have. All my dreams are about trying to find a toilet :C
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>>2824
Hey, Steve. Nice to meet you on this anonymous imageboard. My name is Frank. And to be Frank with ya, this in an anonymous imageboard.
>he doesn't have a peetube hooked up
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>>2821
>than the circumstantiality in the way she talks about it.

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“Hello, okay, this going to be a not very funny or anything video, it's just going to be me talking, giving you some inside look into this head, and then into your head. I’m not very good at explaining this stuff ‘cause I sound like a toddler talking to another toddler. But today somebody was talking to me, said something that got them thinking, that got me thinking, that’s gonna get you thinking. Um, basically, what they said which I thought was a thing that applied to both of us, maybe it doesn’t, I dunno, is um, just feeling emotionally done and drained of some certain things. Now in my case that’d just be, um, I don’t really feel much sadness, or depressed. I mean, I can and I do, but things that would normally impact somebody to feel that usually don’t me. Um, which is weird because in my life I’ve never really been, um, like depressed or sad. Except for two years ago and a little bit of last year which was a constant stream of feeling that. Um, and what got to that point I'm not too sure but I do know that a big starting point for people is when they start to like unlock the thing of thinking realistically, and it is a good thing to think realistically, and not set goals too high or be overly confident of anything, but I feel like thinking realistically kinda brings somebody down because they think of all these different possibilities that may happen that won’t. Um, and that just like over time just - go from being a happy frog to a sad frog, a very sad frog. And uh, that’s like I said, I'm not too sure if that’s what happened to me but when I was a sad frog, I think it was like almost an overnight thing, I became a happy frog. Um, and I don’t know why. Like when you feel depressed or whatever, people always say everybody feels that way in their life, it's normal and I feel like that’s just a thing for them to ignore you and not help. Which is why I’m so open of if you feel that way, just throw a wall of text at me and I will listen. But I mean that’s that, um, cause uh, I don’t know your experience or like what you’re feeling but I could somewhat relate from my experience. I don’t know if I'd be, like, overly open about me, I mean like I don't know. What I said should be enough, I think. And yeah, I mean, but to the emotional drain part like what gets you to that point of just feeling done because after I became a happy frog I kinda just stayed that and never really became a sad frog from being impacted by things most people would be, as I’ve said. Um, which is just weird to me. I don’t want to be a sociopath or anything at all. I mean I feel like I care about people, but a lot of people tell me that I don’t and that I’m super self centered which I try not to be. I’m sorry if I am, and if I am, just snap your finger at me and tell me and I’ll stop being on me all the time cause it's just how I am, I guess. But I don’t know, I get told all these different things. Me, me, me, and I notice I’m talking all about me right now because you’re watching a video. There's probably a hundred different people watching this video and I can't directly talk to you unless you message me and then we’ll talk about you. But I mean, I guess just kinda like apply what I said to your life and if you’ve felt just emotionally done, drained things like that. I dunno. Thinkin’ bout life. But I mean I guess things are going pretty okay right now. But tonight’s been like a weird night so that’s why I’m just saying this. Anyways… yeah.”
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>>2826
I'm not sure what's more of a disorder. To own a horse dildo or to type all of that out. From reading this it sounds like an average teenager talking about their life. Nothing extraordinary or out of the norm in that specific post. In fact, most of gen Z talks extensively about suicide, wrong gender, etc. Which is not really what I'm reading here. Seems relatively normal for a teenager. I would be more interested in hearing what supports a possible personality disorder in the new video. Maybe your interests, beliefs, or curiosities don't align, but that doesn't necessarily result to a personality disorder. Just curious.
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>>2821
I think this anon is referring to the excited and slightly anxious sounding cadence of her speech in the video. I don't think it's a disorder at all. Sounds the same as any twenty-something chick excited to share the latest thing she's into with a new fren.
>>2827

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK532945/#:~:text=Circumstantiality%20is%20defined%20as%20circuitous,main%20point%20of%20a%20conversation.
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>>2827
>why did you type all that, samefag?

Sadly, I had it already typed out and yes, it's weird that I had it already typed out.
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>>2831
You enjoy writing in your spare time, and though it's not conventional writing, it is still writing, which is a good way to unwind.
>>2829
Valid criticism, perhaps more structure would help the listener. Digressing from the topic fits in line with a casual video, but a more structured and scripted video would be easier to follow along. I'm still not sure if this ties into having a personality disorder, more likely it is poor speaking skills.
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>>2825
I'm not sure Anonymity fits with a board like this. It's not a large group of people in this "community" and it gets confusing when a discussion is going on a thread and no one is sure if they are talking to the person they were responding to or just someone else commenting. Also I want to differentiate myself from the knave who shit on milady.
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>>2807
Well, I mean, I didn't get with any of these girls, did I? That seems like a stretch. How do you go from pissing to pegging? I'm not sticking anything in my butthole. My fetish is Ashley. I like her hiccups and her laugh.
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I don't care how crazy she seems. I'm crazy too and I have magic powers.
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>>2834
This is how anonymous imageboards work, it's anonymity is the benefit. Sometimes mix up happens, but it isn't a huge deal and doesn't happen often. We saw not terribly long ago when namefags start to namefag it ensues unnecessary drama and derails threads. I'm sure you're a decent and interesting person, but marking your posts then applies your personality and all of your past posts to your new one. It makes it easier for people to look at you, the person, rather than the comment you made. It opens the door for someone to get annoyed or have a vendetta against you, for people to team up against you or other namefags. It also means others will go to further lengths to identify themselves to get more attention or stand out, where they would previously be inclined to stay anonymous.

Having your name linked to your post best fits on places such as forums and chat programs like Discord. The benefit to using an imageboard is it's anonymity. No one person rules over another, opinions are taken at face value and are not judged for who said them.
>>2837
I GUESS
>>2820
>>2833
Poor speaking skills could imply she's not as neurotic as most women, just by virtue of being less socialized
>>2835
>That seems like a stretch. How do you go from pissing to pegging?
From my understanding there is definitely stretching involved in pegging
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>>2837
Whatever you say Ashley. I'm not that frog poster though. Btw those two namefags days are numbered. Just waiting for e to graduate and the other is already a sad faggot with sick family. Russia will do him in this winter.
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>>2840
I'm not saying there won't be some stretching. It's just not going to be my hole. I need those muscles strong to spray cum all over her cervix.
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>>2841
Hey, Smart Frogposter here.
You want more frogs? Is that what you're saying?
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I am this frog poster though >>2836 It's nice finding a girl who's into arcane knowledge as much as you are. It's almost like the planets are aligning.
>>2843
Frogs are cool. I have a bunch of tree frogs outside my place and they always let me pick them up and pet them and the never pee on me.
>>2837
Yeah, you're right. I'll stop namefagging.
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are rose dropouts allowed here?
i promise i won't violate your independence
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I think it's pretty sad that those discordfags tried to bully me. They aren't even really namefags. I'm not going anywhere. I've been posting here for over seven years. Everyone knows me as LB. No one here actually knows me. I am still anonymous. Funny how no one had a problem with Seabee. Maybe I'm just that much of a threat to your Ashley aspirations. I just wanted to talk more with Ashley. I wasn't bothering anyone but maybe her. I can't help that some peasant from eastern Europe can't get a gf when you can literally buy one there for $20. I can't help some literal faggot doxxed himself and blames me for his pony fetish coming to light when I just wanted to be his friend. Maybe you should have thought about not naming all your online accounts the same fucking thing instead of fingering your asshole. Now you've made me out to be a Batman villain when I don't want to do that sort of thing anymore but I don't mind playing the part because it's actually a lot of fun. I'm really good at it and who's gonna stop me? Batman doesn't actually exist.
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>>2848
Nobody here on this board is attacking you. Stop this and keep it in Discord.
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>>2850
Oh, I'm not going back to Discord. I'm going to hit them where it hurts. https://youtube.com/watch?v=lQJjWhSTgEI [Embed]
>>2848
>I am still anonymous
You sure about that, Wes?
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>>2848
>Maybe you should have thought about not naming all your online accounts the same fucking thing instead of fingering your asshole.
>>2768
my uncle is a toolpusher and he moves around oil rigs and oversees the drilling stuff (real, not kidding) and he SWEARS by the hollow earth theory. its like his biggest hobby. I dont know much about it but im pretty sure its real to some capacity.
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>>2867
I looked at it this way: animals have been on the Earth for over a billion years. Where did all the poo go?
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Here's an emo song for ashley
>>2858
That's my old roommate's name. I posted his bumble profile on the tranny board. What else you got?
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>>2874
No, it is your name, and this pathetic attempt of yours to throw me off isn't going to work, so you can give it up now. You know that I know. I wouldn't have posted it otherwise. And I know how much you love doxxing people, so I can go ahead and post you full dox right now if that's what you want. If you want to play these games I can make things real bad for you, Wesley.
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>>2877
Go ahead, dude. I actually know five Wesleys. I'm related to one and lived with two in the past. Shoot your goo, my dude.
Kek nobody cares about a random faggots dox. I thought only women got in cat fights. You two need to make out... I mean make up! Make up!
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>>2879
I actually want to see what innocent person's life he's trying to ruin. I think it's laughable he claims to have my doxx when there are no photos of me on the internet that I know of and I had all my public info removed years ago from those people finder websites.
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Still waiting. I actually need you to doxx me. I have amnesia. Do you know who I am? Some guy named Jeff told me my name was Craig and that I was a huge faggot a few years ago.
>>2883
Dox shit is stupid and really has no place in this thread that has nothing to do with doxxing, and in fact, this thread and board discourages namefagging >>2837 for this very reason. Derailed and nobody cares about this drama. Let's keep namefag shit out of this for the love of god. Now children, say one nice thing that happened today.
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>>2879
>Kek nobody cares about a random faggots dox.
this. we live in an era where everyone posts their whole lives online anyway. posting "dox" just doesn't carry the same weight it used to. nobody cares. I guess if you have a prestigious job or something it might be a problem, but generally speaking if someone "doxxes" you and says "joe blow from 1234 example street said the N word online" it's essentially meaningless
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>>2886
Very true, it's really the only figurative ammunition someone can hold online, but it's mostly meaningless these days. Thank god I can post anonymously about my gerbil in anus fetish while talking about being a devout Mormon in my next post. Nobody can hold that against me, thus the benefit and whole point of an anonymous imageboard.
>>2885
Ashley told me she likes me and my friend just found out my old oneitis left her bf who she chose over me ten years ago and she totally coming to talk to me. Now I can enjoy my McDoubles at McDonald's so shitting will be like squeezing dry cement through a pinhole. It's been a good day.
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>>2886
Yeah, it wouldn't bother me anyway, but my doxx is fucking pointless to have. There are no pics of me online and I had my public information removed years ago. I already posted my doxx. No one cared. It's just going to make them feel a lot worse when they actually have my doxx. So either way, I win.
>>2889
Cool story bro. But that ain't me. I don't hang out with white trash.
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Omw to Cripple Creek. Have fun doxxing retards, retards.
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Actual photo of horse dildo. It's the one in the center.
>>2886
>joe blow from 1234 example street said the N word online

hey dont doxx me!

and I only ever said it with a soft A... jeez
Waiting on Pivot to post Laughing_boy's pony porn.
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>>2891
Your name is Wesley Reese. You live in North Augusta, South Carolina. You are 35 years old.

You frequently use the name 'mobgoblin37' online, and accounts can be found tying this alias to your full name.
https://www.instagram.com/mobgoblin37/
https://www.facebook.com/wesley.reese.31542
https://www.facebook.com/guerrillionaire
The Wesley Reese facebook account has the same profile picture which you use for other accounts. It is also friends with one Chris Reese, your brother, the other person in the posted photo who you refer to as 'white trash'. The guerrillionaire account also has your full name and there is in an account in the ashley discord with the same username.

Face it, the jig is up you moron.
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>>2897
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>>2889
I'm Jim, the guy on the right. Everyone calls me Slim Jim, or just Slim. I guess they think it's funny because I'm not exactly what you would call slim. I'm used to it now. So yeah, I was with my friend Eric, he's the guy in the middle. Eric had an IQ of about 75 and spent most of his time shooting squirrels and lighting things on fire, but we had been best friends since we were kids. Not much changes around here, so we were still best friends. Anyway, this picture was taken the night I lost my virginity. I always pictured myself meeting a nice girl, dating her for a while, and then getting married. Having some kids. You know, real white-picket-fence stuff. But I guess that was the kind of stupid dream folks like me all secretly want but pretend we don't, 'cause we know we're never going to get it. What we do get, or at least what I got the night that picture was taken, was a threesome with those two beauties you see on the left. Of course Eric got the only one that weighed less than a metric ton. I'm talking about Amanda, the thin one in the center of the photo. I think she might have been dumber than Eric, so it makes sense. Things didn't work out between her and Eric, obviously, and the last I heard she had married some guy from up north. A couple abortions and failed rehab attempts later, she killed herself. Apparently she did it right in the driver's seat of her husband's 1978 Camero, because she always said he loved that car more than he loved her. Whatever, back to that night. While Eric and Amanda were off whatever mistakes they had decided to make, I was there with the big girls. We were drinking what was left of a Jägermeister bottle one of their older brothers had bought (or stolen) for them. I didn't really like it, but I didn't want to seem like a loser. Fat chance of that happening, right? Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next....

Now someone else continues this story.
>>2898
Feel free to ignore it then you stupid fuck newfag.
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>>2900
lmao you're the only one all pissed off here buddy, I'm going to tell you a number, OK? this is the number of people on this board who give a two flying fucks about laughing boy or his dox or anyone's dox for that matter. Are you ready? OK, here it is: ZERO. IT'S ZERO YOU DISCORD DRAMA FAGGOT.
>>2900
>newfag
I've been here since 2014 and can confirm that this is pathetic. Namefags never learn. Why are you always angry? You get in fights too easily. Relax. You're only in this situation because you give rise to people craving it, as proof by the recent posts. The best internet advice is not to feed the trolls, and here you are doing it. Nobody cares about your personal conflicts and it beats me as to why it's relevant on this board. Genuine advice: Stop feeding into the drama. They will get bored. The more you pester and obsess over the drama, the worse it gets.
>>2897
Now let me tell you something you're not going to believe. That's still not me. You really don't think I plan for these things?
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>>2903
nobody cares if it's you or not
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>>2745
Great QnA Ash! Can't wait for the next video! :)
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>>2905
I still don't know if she is being ironic or not, but I don't think we will ever know when she is telling the truth. Probably a mix of both truth and ironic shitposts.
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>>2900
Pivot, I don't think this his his doxx. I don't see anything wrong with this guy and you told me Laughing_boy was a psycho and a sociopath. So far you're the only one who seems to be both of those things here.
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Still waiting on Laughing_boy's pony porn.
Well this is certainly one way to get noticed by your waifu. If you ever wanted proof that namefagging is gay, this is it.
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>>2904
imagine simping for laughing_boy lol, himself an avid stalker, harasser, and doxxer, compulsive liar, and known pedophile who used to try to cultive personal relationships with girls like sunny and asteria when they were 13/14 and he was over 30. the guys a fucking nonce. I also remember years ago when he would go around discord trying to convince people ashley was actually his girlfriend in real life, and posting a bunch of pictures he'd dug up of her family and shit. the guy is fucking deranged.
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>>2910
Yeah, I told you all that Pivot was a deranged crazy person and shouldn't have been given a moderator position in the discord server. Dude has been bullying me because he imagines me as his enemy. This is yet more proof of that. I've never done anything to this dude and he's trying to fuck with me and now this other guy and posting pics of his family and friends. Fucking cringe. I would have never down anything like this to Pivot.
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>>2908
not Pivot, and what do you think isn't his dox? Mobgoblin37 and Dapper_Dan are known aliases of Laughing_boy, he used both of them in Sheep Village years ago.
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>>2911
>>2912
>there are crazy people on the internet
color me shocked. again, who cares?
>>2911
That's all your opinion, man. I did tell anon I was ashley's bf to fuck with them because it really made Uncut lose his shit like Pivot is now. My super power isn't actually doxxing. I didn't have Ashley's doxx until 2018 and it was given to me. All the pics I ever posted of Ashley were already shared on the board. I've never dug up anything. I think you're all just upset that you don't know my real super power.
>>2913
I guess you would know? I don't see why it matters. I like the guy more than you. Post your doxx. Let's see how both of you compare.
>>2911
It's not simping so much as it has no place here. The overall message is, "nobody cares". This also benefits you, when people attack you because you've identified yourself, they are also told to stop. It is not coming to the defense of the person in question, it is the fact that all simp drama is irrelevant and it is a personal matter between you two that you've now brought out into more of a public setting. Because it has no place here, it's irrelevant. Even when people are attacking you, it was told to stop. This board isn't about simp drama or taking sides. Namefags and namefag drama is gay and derails. It should stop.
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>>2913
I think it would be real fucked up if Laughing_boy showed up at your house and it wasn't this guy at all but someone who was actually fucked up.
lmao how do people not realize LB's whole deal is that he likes to trigger simps? the man is a master at it, clearly
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>>2920
Thanks
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>>2920
He also really likes to samefag
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>>2923
nah I'm not LB, it is fun watching you soil yourself though
>>2923
Yeah, I'm LB. How does it feel knowing that faggot is gonna get with your waifu and there is absolutely nothing you can do but doxx him and look at their marriage photos.
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>>2925
my waifu? lol I couldn't give less of a fuck about ashley, if that's what you mean, these are literally the only posts i've made on this board. I've just thought this LB guy was a cunt for along time, having encountered him in various places.
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>>2925
and, you know, somehow, I don't think this guy will be getting with anyone's "waifu".
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>>2926
If you don't care about the subject matter then why are you here shitting up the board? Clearly this irritates you. Stop feeding into it, you are prolonging the problem. If you must feed the troll, handle it on Discord, since it doesn't have to deal with the subject matter here. Simple as. This only ignites more fuel for him to troll you further. You must act like you don't care. Internet 101.
>>2926
Oh, so you're one of my fans? and not even here for Ashley? So you mean to tell me you doxxed this guy because you thought it would make a difference in anything? I don't even care about my doxx. You seem like more of a cunt than me because I actually haven't done anything here to anyone. This is all some gay kids imagination you're contributing to.
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>>2927
That's not me, doofus. Anon is an absolute retard.
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>>2927
Btw, I'm gonna message these people and tell them what you've done here today.
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>>2931
Ah, the internet strangers didn't back you up so you're taking it to Facebook now. So long, nothing of value was lost.
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>>2907
Why didn't ash mention luke smith when she was discussing what content creators she watches? WE KNOW YOU WATCH HIM OR WATCHED HIM. I'm pretty sure your profile picture on your peertube website is a combination of luke and yourself.
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>>2931
yeah, that Wesley Reese guerrillionaire FB account isn't yours even though it had the same pfp as the guerrillionaire discord account in the server, ( the discord account you just now this moment changed the name and pfp of.)
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>>2932
I have no idea what you're talking about. You're the retard here. I'm not bothered by this at all. I think it would hilarious if I was actually a crazy person and murdered you and this poor guy got the blame for it. Who's actually crazy here btw? How long have you spent trying to doxx me?
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Hi, I was just recently shocked to find Ashley making new videos.

Cool new website and found my way here to say I enjoyed the Q&A video minus the sound/no sound issues.
Definitely make more Q&A/vlog videos!
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>>2929
>>2930
horrible attempts at gaslighting lol. not going to work.
>>2935
Wasn't him, just saying this internet drama is retarded from everyone involved.
>>2934
Uh...maybe? Then again, you're a crazy person who imagines shit. Maybe that person is on the board and wonders why you're fucking doxxing them but thanks for acknowledging that you're one of the weirdos from the Discord. Why would anyone want to stay there with you two when you treat your friends and members like you do me. They told me that you were going after Seabee next because you think he's me. Do your worst mate because none of this bothers me in the slightest.
>>2935
>I think it would hilarious if I was actually a crazy person and murdered you
Threatening to murder me now lol. It's clear despite how casual and unperturbed by this you're trying to appear you're actually absolutely seething and raging right now LMAO
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>>2847
yes, I would say so
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>>2941
Sweet, now where is the nude mod?
>>2935
>How long have you spent trying to doxx me?
literally took me just a few minutes to find. maybe take your own advice and not name all your online accounts the exact same thing
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>>2940
I haven't done anything. I think this is hilarious. None of this is going to stop me from what I'm doing. You didn't really have to to do this. I already knew how retarded you already were.
>>2943
Yawn. Sure thing, pal. You sure showed me. My life is ruined. Ashley will never give me a chance now. I wish I was as cool as you.
>>2933
>luke smith jealous he didn't get mentioned
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Still waiting for Pivot to post Laughing_boy's pony porn. I'm starting to think that Pivot is the only faggot here.
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>>2907
YOU GOT ME. /G/ HATES ME, SO I DECIDED TO MOVE TO ENDCHAN.
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>>2949
GET OUT WHITE BOY. THIS WHITE WOMAN IS (ALSO) MINE. SIT IN THE CORNER AND WATCH WHILE YOU FIX MY THINKPAD.
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>>2952
FUCK YOU, YOU WANNABE LUKE SMITH. I SWEAR I WILL BUCK BREAK YOU BEYOND REPAIR, UNLIKE THE MANY THINKPADS I HAVE REPAIRED OVER THE YEARS. NOW GET OFF GENTOO AND USE LARBS!
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>>2953
I use BSD now, Luke. Didn't you hear? Or after losing your hair and you losing your hearing too? Take some of that beard hair and glue it to your head. Maybe then you would get mentioned in Ashley's videos. Brb gotta cook some meatballs
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>>2954
Stop it, you guys. Don't you know I have two holes?
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>>2954
>>2956
someone please send this interaction to luke and mental
I'm the anon who was doxxed. I don't know who the other Facebook account is but the others are definitely mine. Please remove them. I have no idea what is even going on. That is my dead brother you're posting. Some anon messaged me about this. How do I get in contact with the admin?
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What the fuck is this place?
>>2959
really gay LARP, dude
Please remove my personal information or I will report this to who I need to. I have nothing to do with this.
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>>2962
it's public info, there's no one to report it to, idiot
>>2962
It's public information. Nothing can really be done unless the information was received illegitimately.
>>2962
is it your personal information or your "dead brothers"? you can't even keep your shitty LARP straight
we all know it's you LB
I am an officer with the Georgia Bureau of Investigation at the G3C. I don't know why you've posted the personal information of myself and my family but I can open an investigation into this matter if necessary. It's actually illegal to have my information hosted here.
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>>2966
kek
>LB claiming it's not him and he doesn't care but now desperately trying to get the info removed
my fucking sides!
The information is obviously has been received illegitimately. I have nothing to do with this. I don't know how my information has gotten out or why I've been getting messages on Facebook.
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>>2969
>Posts all their info on Facebook
>I don't know how my information has gotten out
uhhh
Nah, this is LB and that's not me like I said. I'm not threatening Ashley. I never intended for the drama to go down here but unless you want a lot of fed posting from actual feds. I'd remove these posts because that guy is actually a fed. he gave me a business card on a tour of their facility. No skin off my teeth though. I don't care about my doxx. I wouldn't be bullying a right-winger who idolizes the unabomber. You know, he was never actually caught by them right? His own family ratted him out because of a woman.
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>>2971
bro you are making this so much worse than it needs to be. never thought I'd see the day someone got under *your* skin. whether it's you or not it doesn't matter, nobody here cares and people hate pivot more than they hate you anyway so you're good
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>>2972
Uh huh. Yeah, you're really under my skin, dude. I think it's fucking hilarious that most of you are so oblivious to things. Ashley is right, you really do have to make things easy. You literally doxxed a patsy. I wanted to see how far you assholes would go. I haven't done anything yet. I've been holding on to things as well. It's gonna get real bad. The police are going to get invlolved. I won't be the one calling them. Good luck.
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I just wanted to be friends. I just wanted to talk to Ashley.
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>>2973
>>2974
nigga's having a schizo breakdown lmao
>>2973
actually I've been one of the people supporting you in this thread retard. and I'm supporting you now by telling you to relax, nobody gives a fuck about your dox
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>>2936
Hey dude! Glad you found the board. As you can see, everything here is drama free
You're all fucking retarded. I'm don't even live in that state. Keep projecting your power fantasy. You didn't doxx me. You're still sad faggots. My real doxx won't help you out either because I'm already in the process of moving. Btw, remember when you were all trying doxx Ashley and thought all those other people with the same last name were her family. Yeah, you're retards. You ain't got nothing on me.
Alright faggots, this is getting as gay as the tranny board. I have to moderate this board a little bit. I try to allow as much discussion as possible, but this thread is completely derailed and anyone new here will have a bad impression of this board.

Either you two get a room or I'll have to either issue temporary bans/delete future namefag drama.
>>2979
Go ahead. He's a retarded fuck that won't drop it. Seriously thinking about paying that nigger to show up at his school.
need. more. fap material.
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>>2987
I got a pretty good site for that
http://www.waywardgarage.com/misc/cheesegirls/cheesegirls.html
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>>2989
>real life humans
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Tried posting on 4chan, gave up. Stupid website.

Ashley's back, first Rose now Bashley, Xmas came early. Wasn't expecting a horse dildo, never entered my mind to be quite frank.
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>>2993

yeah, too bad Ashley's a dirty fuckin commie now
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>>2994
She's not a commie! I think.
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>>2995
Semen stains her mountaintops
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>>2996
how do you do fellow neutral milk hotel fan
You know what a great remedy to all this temporal petty drama is? Meditation and spiritual uplifting. Relax your jaw. Loosen your shoulders. Sink into your chair. This is a reminder to stop holding tension in your body.
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>>2811
We already kind of knew she was gay, and tbh I think this is the better scenario
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>>3003
Brilliant!
>that zoom on the giraffe
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>>3005
Girls can't even be gay anyway.
>>3003
I don't think we evolved from primates or monkeys. Monkeys are primates are nasty fuckers (except for orangutans maybe). Instead, I think we evolved from lemurs.
But otherwise everything in this video appears to be accurate.
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>>3006
>>3007
Ty everything in the video is gobbledygook that I threw together. Clearly we’re all on a giant turtle’s back flying through space in a dream. That goes without saying
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lmao Hyde took the anus
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>>3010
Yup, life's too short, enjoy the ride.
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>>3012
Seabee, why don't you name your namefags image something shorter?
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>>3017
Sorry, what do you mean?
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>>3017
That's an odd critique, but I guess it does push the following image further to the right. He should name his filename to his mood, like the old Myspace days.
How would you feel about not posting the image at all? By posting it you’re presupposing you’re input is more important than the people who post anonymously.
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>>3020
Oh boy here we go again.
>>3020
Ashley here. Seabee is grandfathered in, the man served our country for G*d's sake.
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I'm ok with cb. He is the only namefag that is not a fag about having a name. Everyone else just derails threads (if not for which we could all be namefags because there are only ten of us here)
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>>3018
It's just a random file name. Name it something.
>>3020
I feel like it doesn't matter until you made it an issue.
>>3024
And you're not okay with lb? The threads only get derailed because they won't leave him alone. Just ignore him. That literally all you have to do. No one else seems to have a problem with him but a few anon who don't even matter.
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>>3025
We shouldn't be okay or not okay with someone, we shouldn't even know who is who. Really, the problem ends there. Don't make yourself a personality on this board and you will stun any personal attacks. Off topic is fine, there's a lot of off topic on this board, but the namefags and anonymous imageboard do not mix, as seen in this very thread.
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>>3026
If seabee is grandfathered in, then that means lb is too. He is still going to post here whether you all like it or not it seems. Keep slapping the bear but you all will end up being the ones disliked. I think it's crap you made him leave. I like the guy and fully support him. I think the lot of you do need to be bullied because of how you act here. How many threads has he actually detailed btw? Wouldn't the board owner actually know and could tell us what posts are his? It takes two to tango bud and please, don't shit your pants and derail this one because I'm not him.
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>>3027
T'was a joke. Nobody made anyone leave, namefag drama was simply told to stop. As >>2979 says, bans were temporary. If someone says "I hate namefag X" and namefag responds, it starts and feeds namefag drama. Not sure how many times it must be explained how anonymity works.
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>>3025
>And you're not okay with lb?
All namefagging is pointless ego. It's an embarrassment to the board which in turn is a leverage against the growth of the board. It turns people off. There's absolutely no reason to distinguish yourself apart from trying to get attention and cause drama. If I was Ashely I would delete literally every namefag related post but that'd be a fulltime job. Ashley has very specifically and directly expressed that the namefag shit needs to stop on all counts but there are three or four people here who cant seem to help themselves. Namefagging is an admission of mental disorder. They won't stop namefagging. They won't leave. They'll evade bans. Part of their mental illness fixates them on staying here regardless of being unwanted. Posting a gay little identification image along with your post is more innocuous than just blatantly starting shit like the discord faggots do. That being said you should all be ashamed of yourselves and if this thing doesn't work out or last long you're to blame.
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>>3028
I was referring to the discord when I said they made him leave. They wouldn't ease off of him and they clearly are still messing with the guy. I can't tell if it bothers him or if he likes it? Who posted the doxx? That's who should be banned. That's not right. As ticked off as I get when anon posts Ash's info, no one should have done that to him. They are the ones doing all this. I left the server as well because I saw where it was headed.
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>>3030
I don't know what else to tell you other than welcome to the internet. People can be shitty, you can have arguments, whether you're in the right or wrong, it doesn't matter to some people. That's the benefit of this place, you can do something stupid, even regret something, and it isn't tied to your name for everyone to see. Perhaps this is a learning lesson as to why anonymity is superior?
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>>3029
I don't know. The only ones turning me off these past few nights were anon. But you're not Ashley. Are you? How about you let her do her thing. If something bothers you, you should just ignore it. I don't like dog shit. I'm not going to keep stepping in it. I got some news for you pal. We all have mental disorders. You seem like you're having a mental breakdown right now. Why? What thing doesn't work out? Are you Ashley and saying you might leave? Why would you do that? We all like you. Can we not like seabee and lb too? Please don't go.
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>>3031
I agree but doxxing was uncalled for and I hope you all will leave lb alone. I mean, who is next? seabee? Now that we know who lb is, I think he should just get over it and I encourage him to make videos like Ash because he's pretty funny too. The post about dominoes diarea sent my sides into orbit.
I've learned something from this thread. Some people only listen when it's what they want to hear. You can tell them fifty different ways the reality behind a situation, and they will ignore it. It's only once you suggest explicitly what they personally want to hear, will they listen. Much of this ties back to ego and personality. Heaven forbid you suggest someone to stop participating in drama. That is not entertaining to them, even though it hurts them personally, they still desire to continue engaging. In this situation, it would be in your best interest to take a break from the internet. Clearly it has impacted you so severely that it has bled into your personal life and mental well-being. This is obviously not good, take a break and delete your accounts. Cut ties with the people who hurt you. Give your mind a break and reintroduce yourself to the internet a new way; in such a way where you won't get hurt in the future. An unbiased suggestion is to come back with less ego tied into your internet usage.
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>>3032
>But you're not Ashley. Are you? How about you let her do her thing.
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>>2979
She's trying to. Stop the namefag shit and subsequent drama. It's derailing almost every thread. I don't know why you guys can't keep your weird circle jerk shit to discord or the tranny board. Just take your drama elsewhere. This isn't a big ask.
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>>3034
I'm so confused. Are you talking to me?
>>3035
Okay so seabee should quit posting as well? Is he grandfathered in or was that just a joke?. I'm confused actually because I don't know who is posting what? Are you two separate anon? This board needs those tags from the pol board that keep anon from samefagging.
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And again, why so much animosity towards lb and not seabee? None of this really adds up to me.
>>3036
Holy shit it wasn't Ashley but frankly it doesn't matter who posts what. How is this so hard for you to grasp? This board needs no further identification, it is anonymous. Now you're stirring namefag drama again. Stop it.
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It really does seem like some of you just have a bone to pick with him. If Ash didn't want him here. Wouldn't she say something?
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>>3039
Read >>1768 >>2979. She said no namefags. That's your answer.
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>>3038
I'm not trying to do anything. I'm replying to your posts and as far as I can tell, we're having a conversation. What are you so upset over anon? If something is bothering you. Ignore it. Now I'm bothering you? Well, take a break and leave for a bit because its not that serious.
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>>3036
>>3039
No one has a bone to pick with anyone or wants anyone to stop posting. Just stop the namefag shit. This is an anonymous board. How is this an issue?
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>>3041
The answer is written in plain site. You seem to only want to accept the answer that namefagging is allowed. It is not. Read >>1768 >>2979. End of discussion.
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>>3040
But she also said she doesn't have a problem with those who are already namefags. Come to think of it, seabee is the only one namefagging. I may be mistaken but I don't recall lb doing what seabee does until the drama comes around. The guy say some of you are bothering him. Just leave him be friend and do your thing. .
>>3042
Seabee still namefags and Ash doesn't have a problem with it. You are the only one that does it seems. Just don't.
>>3043
That not in the rules and seems like a suggestion tbh.
And what about the vocaroo anon. He posts vocaroos and is easily recognizable. Theyve been calling him alienon. Is he a namefag too andust go? His stories are personal and identify able. Should lb and seabee only post vocaros from now on?
No reply? Okay, I won't post any more this evening but I do think this should be said. If Ash absolutely wants no namefags then she should she clearly state that like in the rules but that will be hard to enforce seeing how easy it is to become a namefag. If you are going to go after lb then you need to go after seabee and alienon too and if that happens I will start namefagging. If Ashley wants lb gone. Then she just needs to tell the guy that. Not any of you. I don't remember there being issues until Ash came back. We all got along for well over a year up until like a month ago.
Oh and one more thing. I'm kind of concerned my doxx could be next. I will not be deleting my social media. Isn't the admin supposed to remove all doxx and ban anyone who posted it on endchan? I know I see doxxers get banned by admin all the time over on the agatha board
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>>3048
>1. Nothing illegal under US law.
>2. No suggestive audio-visual content of underage children. Loli ok.
>3. No spamming; no flooding that compromises normal operation of the site.
https://endchan.org/.static/globalRules.html
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>>3049
I think anon might be right to some extent because I've seen doxx info taken down on pol and qr before. It may have been the BO there though. There is this namefag on pol that ban evades and they can't do anything about them. They call them AIDESkike.
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TEAM ALIENS GO!


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A lot of people seem to be lost. You guys know this is a message board designated for the discussion of the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones right?  I guess all the off topic shit stems from “please notice me Ashley”?  Strange place and time to be a part of
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>>3050
It's the BO, the site admins (as far as I know) only enforce the 3 main rules
>>3051
Dude the aliens = angels thing makes much more sense to me than they're physical beings who, somehow, can break the known laws of physics, travel here for some reason, and then don't even say anything or do anything. they're not physical (which we disagree on but that's ok). thanks for another episode. have you ever considered doing a podcast or something more formal? you have the voice and personality for it
>>3052
a lot of the discussion stems from things ashley talks about in her videos or on her site. she herself has said she doesn't care abou toff topic discussion, its the drama that nobody wants. don't be so pedantic
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>>3052
>strange place and time to be a part of


thats what makes it fun
>>3051
not an animefag but that webm is cool.
has ash confirmed she will do another Q&A? if so where can we post our questions so she can see them? I'm too afraid to send her an email
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>>3043
Dude, you so need to chill. I'm not trying to make fun of you or cause drama but I have to seriously ask if you have autism. Why are you trying so hard to be a gatekeeper? Has Ashley made you a moderator or something? Lighten the f*ck up.
>>3034
Is this post for me?

I'm not actually bothered by any of the drama. I don't care about the doxx. I think it should be removed because that's what I would do if it was anyone else's doxx and I had the authority to do so. It's not going to effect me though. I'm not ashamed of who I am. Shame is how they control you and I'm just too wily for all that. In elementary, they could never keep me in a line and I would leave class to go use the restroom without a hall pass all the time. Anyone mistaking me for a bad person hasn't gotten to know me or read my tl;dr posts. In my opinion, whoever felt the need to post my doxx clearly has issues toward me they need to resolve. You can talk to me. If it's who I think it is, I've sent you a friend request a dozen times now to message you so we can resolve this issue between us and you never responded. I was told to do so but it hasn't helped and things have gotten worse. I mean, we both actually know one another now? Why be enemies? You were all going to meet me sooner or later anyway. This is not the first time I've been doxxed by the way. I have no plans to delete anything. I am stating here that I would like the drama to stop but you shouldn't poke the bear as anon said. I've been working on some posts the past week and I mean, rey mysteriano was well received so I don't understand why Ashley would want me to stop posting as has been suggested to me a few times by anon and sometimes I get a little anxious thinking it is Ashley possibly doing this to me because I've had lots of family and friends do things to me and lie to my face even when I caught them red handed. I caught one of my dad's wives of the week running my toothbrush around the toilet bowl and putting it back on the rack as a kid. Who the fuck does that and to a kid? Life has made me a very cautious person when dealing with others and when I say I'm scared of Ashley, I actually mean it. Btw, that kid's mom didn't like me because I didn't like playing with her son. Her son would just shit himself because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom and I didn't want him in my room or anywhere near me. He shit on my dad's nice couch and my dad was so upset he hulked it and tossed it out the front door into the yard. Then that kid found some spray paint and tagged all the trees in our yard with poorly drawn swastikas and "69 sex". My dad finally said he had enough and quit seeing this woman all because of her kid and how she coddled him for his behavior. That kid is a fed now. Also, I want to admit that I do lie but my posts have been truthful and I'm an honest person irl. For those who seem to think I scare easily, the night the doxx was posted I was already in a bad mood because I had my elbow clipped by a passing car walking home and I didn't flinch. I was just pissed it happened. It's not the first time either. There are people not concerned with pedestrians and will pass by going full speed. That's why I look both ways when crossing both sides of the street. The past few days haven't been that great. The doxx has been the least of my concerns. One being that I was just notified my brother was just released from jail so I'm hoping he doesn't come over and start some more shit.
>>3051
Aliens being demons or angels is an interesting perspective, we most often just hear about the deception of them being being from another planet. I think that thought does hold some merit, I just think it's not a planet as much as it is another dimension. Dimensions and planets can go hand in hand, planets are more our physical interpretation, while a dimension is more metaphysical. Dimensions can also be more than that. It's like how we can look at the moon and see just the physical moon, whereas people have had experiences directly on the moon, where a lot more sinister actions take place on the moon. You're tuned into a different frequency that can interpret different things around you.

Whether aliens being demons or angels is true or not, it is entertaining to look into. It reminds me of this book you might find interesting, it's about aliens, personal accounts, how they operate. I've only made a small dent into this book, but it offers some really interesting information to a novice.

Come to think of it, we should do some sort of book club thing. We can read a few chapters each week and discuss what we think. Anyone interested? It can have its own thread and reading could be paced slower so we all get the chance to read smaller bits at the same time. This is the book mentioned, Masquerade of Angels: https://archive.org/details/masqueradeofangelsbykarlaturner
>>3059
Heh, I posted a song about this on the other board.
>>3059
I thought about posting a /lit/ thread but thought no one would be interested. Does anyone even read books anymore? I thought everyone now was paying for an audible subscription they don't even use.
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>>3061
>paying for things
I thought everyone used z-lib. People who want to learn do still read, but the number is probably way lower due to people's time being occupied with meaningless apps that keep you focused on garbage rather than more important matters. I guess that's the purpose of social media. I think a /lit/ thread could be interesting if we all read the same book, same amount of chapters within a span of about a week or two. It seems like a few of us have an interest in these topics, maybe alien anon could provide the audio version of the chapters kek
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>>3062
z-lib was recently ((shut down)), didn't you hear?
https://www.fastcompany.com/90813236/z-library-founders-arrested-pirated-e-book-site
shame because it was a fantastic site.
you can use libgen instead: https://libgen.rs/
>>3059
I would be interested in this
Very cool thank you. I agree on the literature thread and Ashleyj Book Club. Ash should pick the books or at least the first one.  
Another book rec:
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>>3059
"Science" is influenced by the Saturn/Satan/Moloch/Horn-god worshiping elites, practically nothing we're told about outer space(and anything else you can't directly experience) can be trusted, it's more likely the entire concept is some kind of deception to throw you off. Maybe there's nowhere for "aliens" to live except Earth, and if so, they're hidden away from us. Now, demons are beings around us on this Earth, but hidden away in a spiritual dimension, feeding us various illusions and ideas. Jerry Marzinsky, the guy that Ashley references in her manifesto, is one of many people throughout history who has found proof of these beings, and I believe the very fact that the elites have been actively worshiping the being that's supposed to be the leader of all the demons for thousands of years, says a lot about this. If these demons are the aliens we think of, all the "encounters" we hear about serve to harm us in some way. That being said, the existence of the demons doesn't necessarily rule out the existence of the aliens, they could even be in some other form altogether.

Very interested in the book club thing by the way.
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anyone else think ashley is a stupid bitch lol suck deez you dumb bitch hahaaaa
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>>3067
hello gents.
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>>3076
sir your smelly balls are stinking the place up
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>>3077
OH GOD DAMN IT I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAISE A TOAST TO THE SMELLY BALLS
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>>3079
got eeeeeeeeeeeeem
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>>3079
This interaction is pure gold. Maybe even purer than gold.
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>>3072
Wow, somebody else who gets it? Science is promoted as fact to us as we are children. If something is "settled science", we are not to question it. As a kid, they taught things like evolution and the inner core, but it was only when I was an adult that I learned these were a theory. I was shocked to learn that these were not factually proven, when the teachers and books always presented these ideas as such.

Most science studies are known to not be reproducible. By that very fact, it shouldn't be science. Science is promoted as factual, when much of it is either theories or not reproducible.
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-39054778
https://www.bewellbuzz.com/technology/many-published-studies-complete-bs/

How much of what we think is fact is actually false? Maybe we read an article with an interesting study, but it is not a reproducible study? For a lot of scientists, they actually make their living off of getting government funding (at least in the US). So, the scientists will study the most bizarre things (reminds me of this article someone posted here: https://studyfinds.org/humans-deformed-bodies-technology/). They study these or rotate through these things only to get government funding, so they can spin any study a million different ways, whether it's true or false, they can essentially write a study to support either side and this is why they for the most part, not reproducible. It's a job for these scientists to get government funding for the next study.

It doesn't have to be true, and in fact even in recent times, there were many "factual" science studies that are now said to have been wrong, even by the media. Such as a brontosaurus having a two brains - one in the head and one in it's ass, and the second brain was there to support the dinosaur's huge size, except, the brain was the size of about a walnut. This was promoted as fact until the past decade. https://adventuredinosaurs.com/2020/09/04/did-dinosaurs-have-two-brains-these-were-the-smartest/ (Also all those dinosaur bones you see in the museums are actually plaster casts? There was also tons of fraud in the early formative days of "dinosaur discovery")

I also found this interesting, ever search up a metaphysical, natural health, topic and Wikipedia states very early on that it's a theory? Well, that doesn't happen when you search about the Earth Core THEORY. They completely omit this from the very first introduction, and the articles from popular places such as History.com also omit it as theory. What is interesting is they are negatively biased when it comes to natural solutions to health problems, such as getting better eyesight naturally. Here are two photos showing how they subtlety promote the Core Theory as fact, while clearly suggesting the Bates Method (how to cure eyesight naturally) is crazy conspiracy talk.
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>>3082
They come up with a material answer for every question, regardless of whether it's true or not. They tell you what's in the ground beneath you and the sky above you, or whatever happened before humanity, and all this comes together to make a worldview with no space for anything spiritual. They can make up a material explanation for anything they want, and people will believe it. Instead of blood magic, it's blood science. Instead of demons crawling from the depths of hades, it's aliens warping in from alpha centauri. They even switch around their material answers whenever they wish, just like with that brontosaurus or COVID. There's a constant reinforcement of this narrative, not only from various forms of media, but also from the way modern society is structured, with the dependence on modern technology and constant distraction. People are kept ignorant of their own souls from this worldview, and it makes them very easy to manipulate, both by the demons and the powers that be, coincidentally enough.
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>>3102
It's strange how easily manipulated your average person is. When they are introduced to a completely new topic, this is when they are the most malleable. It seems as if the government and media work ahead to make sure certain topics are cemented "correctly" into our minds from a young age. This is actually why modern schooling exists. The 8am-3pm children's school day was created in order to prepare children for factory work in the US. If we are introduced to this way of life from such a young age, it seems completely normal and just. I also think this is the case with eating meat. We eat meat since we are children, in fact, most of us can't remember a time where we weren't eating meat. Even though most of us are not capable of killing an animal ourselves, and surely most of us would not want to visit a slaughter house, we still continue to eat meat. This is due to the practice been normalized since early childhood, we grow up knowing no different and so we are less likely to change our habits or way of thinking later into adulthood. This idea of thought control surpasses these examples, of course.
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We are here to coom to the retard female not to read your schizo posts
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>>3105
Sorry, you're right. Let's instead make 3,000+ posts discussing how we all want to creampie some chick on the internet. Though, when I'm feeling horny I usually just visit a porn site, crank one out real quick, and move on with my day. How many different ways can someone reiterate how they want to have sex with some chick? Feels like some weird gay cucked circle jerk at that point.
I'm here to make Ashley cum. Schizo posts are just foreplay.
>>3103
yea i mean the government or whoever is in power lies to us on almost every conceivable level, even food is a lie. food ffs they cant even tell us what we need to eat or how much of it they got us eating palm oil for some reason.
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>>3108
Seed oils are basically death sludge, they made that stuff to fuel cars. Now it's in nearly all the "per-prepared" food at the store.
>>3103
Meat is another bad one, while by itself it should be good for you on paper, it's almost impossible to source ethically. Most people can't buy directly from a farmer they know or go hunt for all the meat they'd want. In a reasonable society they would, this used to be the case in most of America, but during the industrial revolution they sent everyone into the factories and poisoned all their food behind their backs. It's all part of the thought control, people don't think clearly when they eat unhealthily, and neither can they think when they're overworked. So they bombard everyone with a stream of new information that corrupts all their thinking, and all of this and more combines so that all they can focus on is the immediate physical world around them. It's meant to deaden their spirits, if they were to spiritually awaken the demons and the powers that be would lose their control over them in an instant. This is also why they bombard people with information, it distracts you from seeing anything truly beautiful in the world.
For some reason /pol/ has had a field day today
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/405332867
guys am I an idiot for just realizing the background of this board is an autosterogram? (ive known about this board for like 1-2 months)
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>>3105
Dear Mr. Low Vibrational Frequency,
I'm pretty sure those *are* Ashley's posts. My theory is that over the years her IQ has transcended ours (and/or she read a really thick book). You know how Jupiter can fit like 300 Earths inside it? Well Jupiter is like her brain and the Earth is like one of our brains. Her brain is, as I understand it, engulfing our brains to achieve the Singularity.
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>>3114
Actually like me amend this because my calculations were way off. Because there is no way 400 or so brains could fit into her brain. It's more accurate to say her brain is like Uranus, and about four times the size of Earth. That's still very impressive.
>>3112
Is that one of those pictures that if you look at it long enough you see a sail boat or something? The background just looks like stars to me
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>>3119
It's the inside of Ashley's butthole. No man has ever been there. I'm currently training for that mission with SpaceX. Elon is tired of Ashley's shit and is sending a real man to pack hers.
>>3056
>I'm too afraid to send her an email

Just do it pussy.
I dont know if there will be another QnA
Remember what she said about building up experience talking to women? Think of it like that.
Im a cringe af and was a bit nervous sending my first email, but it got easier and easier with each one (I'm still very cringe though, unfortunately).
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>>3119
You have to squint.

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>>3082
Have you ever read this book? I glanced over it many years ago but didn't appreciate it then. I recently came across it again and purchased it just in time for COVID-19. It's very insightful. Believe it or not, it was actually Kevin Trudeau who got me questioning the medical industry. I have his books as well. When the gov't came after him, it really made me delve deeper into the topic of the pharmaceutical industrial complex because there was no information in those books that could harm anyone. Think of him what you will, but he opened a lot of people's eyes to all this and may have contributed to many not taking the vaccine. He's like a lesser known Alex Jones. I'm not one of his shills but I learned he was recently released from prison and the gov't is already trying to lock him back up.
>>3123
For crying out loud! You guys would probably freeze up before exposing yourself in public.
Also she said she likes getting email.
>>3124
It's not working for me. What am I supposed to see?
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Seems superfluous if she isn't going to respond. Not even sure she is reading them. If you write it here at least you know for a certainty that she would see it.
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>>3123
At least you're honest about it and not some faggot playing pretend although there is merit to "fake it until you make it." I know how to talk to women and I've messaged Ashley quite a bit but that's not my intention when I message her. I haven't really been taking plays from Tom Hanks in "You've Got Mail". I'd seem like a total retard if I messaged any other girl what I've sent Ashley. I just send her critiques and ideas and even a little gossip she cares nothing about.

Just message her. She does read them. She would rather you post on the board. Send her a Papa Murphy's gift card. None of you are allowed to send her a Little Caesar's gift card though. I'm the gatekeeper of her hard poos here and I will totally derail the entire board with shitposts about my diarrhea from Domino's if I find out one of you have paid for her ICB.
>>3127
They're read but not really responded to. Responding to simp mail would probably be a full time job. That's probably what the Indian assistant is for.
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>>3130
I thought she only had the Indian assistant because he was her servant. Isn't that what brown people are for? Ashley is a queen. Queen Victoria had an Indian servant too.
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>>3126
What you are supposed to see is determined by your mind's eye and your purity of heart. If you don't see what can be seen then you must cleanse your mind and be in touch with your Katra. Then and only then will you achieve Nirvana and be able to see what can be seen.
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>>3131
I wonder if she ever got her Indian sex daddy?
Does he double as the servant as well? Would that mean he gets two paychecks?
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>>3137
is it true that all indian men are pedophiles no cap?
wtf did ashley wordfilter no cap to no cap?
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>>3139
What word is filtered?
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>>3140
no cap
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>>3141
oops lol. the word is p0tat0es
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french fried no cap
>>3142
Why the fuck would you write "are indian men pedophiles p o t a t o e s" in the first place.
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>>3144
Yeah explain yourself
>>3145
It's mashed potaties. Bitches really do be going into the kitchen just to make instant potaties and stuffing. My sister does this and a few other girls I know. I like mixing wasabi in my instant potaties and pouring ramen broth over it. I sometimes add some peas and thin slices of meatloaf. Does anyone here eat wasabi peas? I can eat an entire can in one sitting. Those things are expensive though.
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I just remembered I had a dream that Ashley was flirting with an Indian guy. It was Aziz Ansari. You think Ashley works with Indians? One of my friends dated an Indian guy and she dumped him because he was obsessed with sneakers and anytime they got into an argument, he would call his parents and whine to his dad and his parents would come over and try to be her parents. His mom didn't like her because she wasn't Indian. She fell for his money because he was in medical school but soon realized he was a whiny little control freak at home. My old oneitis and I had an argument once and she chose a mixed guy who thought he was a vampire over me. He dressed like Prince and was obsessed with Vampire: The Masquerade. He also believed the Matrix was real. He was a shit bf. She got really thin and addicted to pharmaceuticals dating him. I knew the guy was a joke from the get go but he acted cool and I lost mine dealing with him. I should have just knocked him out instead of standing there like a bitch. Then she quit hanging out with me and starting staying over dude's house late. He still lived with his mom. I've learned that girls will do the stupidest shit when they tell themselves you're the issue, yet they show up three years later wanting to hang out again after being shit on by some weirdo.
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Peas and lima beans always invoked my gag reflex but I love pea soup. I used to make pea soup from scratch which is a pain in the butt. I tried Campbell's pea soup and it tasted just as good so that is what I buy. Wasabi peas sound interesting, I'll give it a try. What kind of store carries wasabi peas? Does the A and P carry it? But why go to the A and P when I can pee at home.
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>>3151
You can find wasabi peas at most grocery stores now. They are either on the Asian food aisle or that shelf that has the plastic containers of dried fruit and nuts. I get mine at Walmart because they are cheapest there. You used to only be able to get them in Asian grocery stores. Some people think they are too hot. They don't much bother me. I eat spicy food all the time. I'm one of those weirdos with a hot sauce cabinet and I have that shit down to a science. I know what sauces go best on what foods. For example, if you are doing chicken or tuna salad, go with Texas Pete Hot Sauce or Frank's RedHot. Texas Pete Pepper Sauce goes well on cooked vegetables, especially greens, and I save the tabasco peppers from inside the bottle to add to beans. It really makes chickpeas pop and I eat canned chickpeas all the time. Just toss them into a pan with some minced garlic and olive oil and sprinkle them with paprika. Louisiana, Tabasco and Trappey's go best in stews, especially catfish stew. I prefer Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire for beef stews, though. Cholula and Tapatio are best on burritos, although I do use the Taco Bell sauces as well. I usually take a handful of each of the sauce packs everytime I go there, but you can buy the bottles at the store now as well. I don't put the sauce on the inside of my burrito, though. I dab some on before every bite. Their Verde Salsa is amazing on breakfast burritos and goes well on scrambled eggs. Sriracha is good on just about anything ketchup is good on and mixes well with it, but I've found that the Texas Pete Sriracha, although not as good as the Huy Fong brand, goes well on hotdogs, especially beef hotdogs with chili. I can go on and on about this but there are so many damn hot sauces and novelty ones keep popping up that I just gave a quick run down of these basic sauces you can find at any grocery store. Be careful with El Yucateco. That shit continues to get hotter the longer you don't use it. Sriracha does the same but doesn't get as hot. I want to go to Mexico so I can get a Mexican Sriracha bottle because it has a shark on it instead of a rooster. I can not find them locally in the Mexican grocery stores. Also, the Tabasco Sweet & Spicy is fucking amazing on anything. I don't even consider it a hot sauce, it's just dipping sauce now. I like cooking because I I've always had an interest in chemistry and cooking is more fun and you get to eat the results.
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I have no idea what drawfagsOriginalContent.png is in my earlier post here >>3148 I just noticed it and must have accidentally clicked something on my phone.
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Thanks for all the tips. I'll keep an eye out for the Wasabi peas next time I go shopping.

You mentioned chili. I make a big pot of chili once in a while. I've tried all sorts of chili powder but I have to use the "mild" blend because anything hotter I can't handle, must be my Irish heritage.
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nips got snacks
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Since I'm already talking about myself once again. I'd like to mention the reason why some of my posts are well written and others are just blatant text walls is because those well written posts were typed up on my PC and my text walls were typed up on my phone. Mystery solved. But there lies a good topic for discussion. Ashley says she doesn't use a smartphone. I use one but only over WiFi. It does seem that smartphones really do dumb us down because it does take a lot more effort to type well thought out responses on phones and that's not necessarily the case on a PC. People tend to go with what's the simplest method to achieve something and most people use a smartphone now to do everything. I wonder how lazy and stupid the next generation will be? I actually agree with Ashley and am interested more in her aversion to technology, maybe aversion isn't the appropriate way to describe her, more like an abstinence from certain technologies. I'm not really sure how I would attempt to classify her. I do use a smartphone because to me it's like some shit from Star Trek. I've never been much of a cellphone user, though. My first cellphone was a Motorola v3 Razr and I got it for free from work because I was told I would need a phone. I then got a Nokia 6205 because I liked Batman and the Dark Knight had just come out. Then I had a Samsung Galaxy S III and that's all the phones I've ever owned. The one I have now is a cheap TLC TracFone a friend gave me if I could unlock it and I did, obviously. I was given a brand new LG Obama phone earlier this year and was mugged for it.
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>>3155
I eat those all the time. You can only get them at the Asian grocery stores where I live, though.
>>3154
You have to build up a tolerance. I have Irish ancestry too. My family are Calhouns. I can eat bite into ghost peppers now. I avoid them because even though they go down easy for me, they come out bad. I've had a Carolina reaper too and it was hot but no more hotter than the first time I had a habenaro. People on YouTube be acting like the dying. They grow Carolina reapers near me. You have to build up a tolerance to onions as well. I can bite into one like an apple now. The onion meme is real. I was the original poster. If you're a man, you need to be eating raw onions. If you can't handle the bite and drinking the juice makes you puke. Dice them up and add them to a salad or an already cooked pasta like Spaghetti. Don't cook the onions though. If a meal calls for adding an onion for flavor, do it but keep some raw to add afterward. Onions will literally make the veins pop out your arms and dick.
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Oh, and before I kill anyone. Some people have a condition where they can't eat onions. So don't over do it until you know so you don't have to be rushed to emergency room. Even if you don't have that condition, eating too much can give you fire diarrhea that burns on the way out. You will probably get an upset stomach doing this at first because onions clean out all the bad shit in your digestive tract but that's a good thing and it won't occur everytime you eat them. Onions can make your breath stink but it goes away like anything else. They can also make your body odor stink but that's only if you get hot and sweaty and it will clear up with a hot shower. Onions actually make you attractive to others because they have a positive effect on your endocrine system. Just don't go around pretending to be tough because guys will definitely become more confrontational with you. Sounds like magic. It is but now it's backed by science.
Put some onion in your sock before you go to sleep. It's backed by science
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I was told this was an old wives' tale. What I'm talking about has been discussed throughout history and some small studies from years ago have shown something is happening but the mechanism wasn't fully understood. I tried it years ago and had luck with it because I could definitely tell a difference when I started getting morning wood and my arm veins started showing and I'm a fat guy. I posted about it several years back and was actually attacked by the liberal media. I'm the hacker formerly known as 4chan and I had nothing to do with the Fappening even though I took some credit for the lulz. They used to call me 4chan because I said 4chan too much and I never followed the rules of the internet. Next thing I know, the media is posting that everywhere and it's a meme on 4chan. My friend works at the news station and he always messages me when shit like that happens wanting to know if I had anything to do with it. I may be responsible for all the boogaloo boys wearing Hawaiian shirts as well. I was trying to put palm trees on the ADL hate symbol database to trigger leftists with palm trees because palm oil is bad for you and the Afrika Korps logo came to mind. Then we got to discussing Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Tommy Vercetti's shirt. I honestly don't know what all I'm responsible for because sometimes I just post shit and an anon will reply that's a good idea and run with it. See Joseph Kony mistaken for Carl Weathers in Predator meme.

Anyway, to knock out a cold, instead of putting an onion in my sock, I eat wasabi until my sinuses clear and then I eat an entire bulb of garlic. If the cold is bad enough, I will poor a cap of hydrogen peroxide down each nostril until and when it hits my throat, I spit it out. It hurts pretty bad. Then I gargle with the hydrogen peroxide. The cold symptoms will clear up in a few hours. I don't think the onion in the sock thing is real, although I haven't tried it. Remember those Kinoki foot pads they used to advertise? They still sell them and people use them in Japan. I always wondered if they worked. There may be some merit to it. I feel any benefit from that could be achieved by fasting, though.

Speaking of fasting, has anyone ever read or watched anything from Jason Fung? I bought this book and it's very useful. Although not as informative as his literature and YouTube videos, it will put things into perspective for you.
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>>3161
>I was told this was an old wives' tale.
Put an onion in your sock and go to bed. It will be black in the morning.
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>>3158
I can handle onions but I gravitate more towards the red onion, they are in my opinion a little milder and better tasting than the yellow or white onion. I enjoy a slice on an occasional burger. I also saute the red onion slices and add to the chili I make and also use them raw in salad like you said. This is turning into the Martha Stewart forum, heh, heh.
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>>3161
i imagine the onion in sock is so it will open your sinuses up. vix has always been for that. the peroxide in the nose is something i have considered. it certainly works for ear infections and mouth and throat..but the nose seems so scary. and with fasting i have heard that it is super healthy but i can even not wack off for a day so i dought i would have the will power.
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>>3156
Believe it or not in this day and age I don't own any kind of wireless phone, never have and probably never will. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you will. The only phone I have is a land line hanging on the wall in my kitchen. I have it hooked up to an answering machine so a potential customer can leave a message and I can get back to them. Nothing against people with wireless phones, to each his own.
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>>3163
I mostly eat red onions because I read that they provide more health benefits. I use them in salads and guacamole. I use white onions for hamburgers and hotdogs and any dish that involves beans. White onion is good in black-eyed peas and chili. I use yellow onions for casseroles and Italian dishes. Have you ever tried an actual Vidalia onion? Some of my family are from there so we always had boxes of those at my grandparent's house. I believe you have to build separate tolerances to onions and peppers because they bite differently. Remember years ago when the media was telling everyone red wine was the secret to the "French paradox" as they called it? Turns out it may be onions, not red wine. I have a theory that adding onion slices to the frankenfood could negate some of the side effects and I believe it already does this with processed red meats. That's not a problem with me because I always get extra onion. A Whopper with extra onion and pickles is one of my favorite goyslop meals. I also really like bologna and braunschweiger and onion pairs well with them. Must be my German ancestry. Sriracha does too. I also theorize that if you did get the vaxx and would rather die of cancer later on and not a blood clot related condition now. Drink green tea.
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I'll try it. I've always wanted to try those Kinoki feet pads. The secret to no fap is staying active. If you get a boner, hop into a warm shower and then slowly turn the water to cold and it will subside plus the shock will take masturbating off your mind. Those cold showers work by the way. Get the water cold as it will go and slowly back into the shower until the water is running down your back and ease into it until you get used to the temperature. Set a timer beforehand and don't move for 15 minutes. When you get out, it feels like someone gave you diazepam and an epinephrine shot. Don't warm yourself back up in the shower, though. I believe this counteracts the benefits and also might contribute to making you more susceptible to getting a cold.
>>3167
I don't have an active land line or cell service. I handle most of my business through apps. I don't really call anybody and no one ever really checks up on me. The only time I ever use a phone now is to verify an online account login which I absolutely hate doing. I've never really had a use for a phone. I'm not a very social person. It is convenient having a computer in your pocket, though. I have such little interaction with people that if I died here, no one would find my body for months.
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In all my 30 years I've been to Mickey Ds twice and Burger King once when I was a kid. I walked into a Burger King that one time and asked for a Big Mac. Man, the guy behind the counter gave me a dirty look and explained to me that he doesn't serve Big Macs. That's how much I know about burger joints.

Yea, I've always heard that those plant based burgers aren't good for you. I tried it once and it sucked.

Do yourself a favor and stay away from bologna. If you knew what goes into a slice of bologna you'd cut your throat.
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>>3172
Nothing wrong with not being very social, it means you are your own best company. Anyway, you've got your cats or do I have the wrong Anon?
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I don't get what the big deal is with the Big Mac. I'll eat it but I don't care for it. For me, it's the McDouble. I only get the sandwich. No drink or fries. I'm not a fan of McDonald's fries. I suppose they are the best fries cut like that but I prefer Arby's curly fries and Checkers fries. The Big Buford from Checkers is pretty good too. If I'm craving McDonald's fries, I'll just go to Chick-fil-A for waffles fries. I didn't mind the taste of the Impossible Whopper. I don't support it because of the agenda behind it. I actually like vegetarian meals. I love eggplant parmesan. I eat a lot of vegetables. I can get a head a cabbage where I live for about a $1 and all you have to do is toss it into a crock pot. I eat a lot of sauerkraut too. I'm still going to eat bologna. I could make my own mystery meat at home but it's just more convenient to get it from the grocery store. I prefer Boar's Head but Bar S and Carolina Pride aren't bad. Don't care for Oscar Mayer. I never wanted to give my bologna a first name or be a wiener. Vienna sausage and Spam are pretty good too. Spam is fucking expensive now. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QU6ZmlE0JcU [Embed]
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>>3174
No, that's not me. That guy is a psycho and sociopath. I wouldn't recommend him.
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>>3172
Not meaning to imply that you do, but if you do want to socialize you could probably find a niche somewhere out there by doing some kind of specific thing in real life, you may be more similar to others than you expect. People think alike. That's very vague and impractical "advice" I suppose, but I never found a niche from wanting to interact with other people by itself. I never thought I was very social, yet I would shitpost relentlessly in several places at once for days on end without food or water. These days I only really talk to a few people in real life, and everything I write online feels like a letter. I imagine that's closer to how things would occur naturally. Anyway, basically what I'm trying to say is that you've found a niche here online, so if you apply a similar way of thinking to real life you might find a niche there, too. Imagine /ashleyj/ but in real life
>>3177
Uncle Ted did nothing wrong
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>>3161
why do you need a book for fasting, just dont eat for xhrs lol
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>>3197
Exactly. I always found it strange people who had trouble losing weight, since it takes less effort to lose weight. Just don't eat. It's easy to fast if you don't eat much already, eating one meal a day helps you fast easier. I also find eating smaller and smaller meals means your stomach isn't as stretched, so you're satisfied with less when do you eat. I've been practicing not going overboard with each meal, I used to stuff myself to the point where I would be very tired and not able to move much after eating. Now I stop when I feel full, no need to continue eating further. Also, don't eat while distracted, you don't realize how much you eat. If you eat with no distractions, you are more focused on how much you've consumed, meaning you will realize when you've eaten enough.

You can fast for a long time if you take electrolytes such as sodium, potassium, and magnesium during your eating window. These allow your body to function better during your fast. It's healthy to fast, we as a society eat way too much as is. The promoted 3 meals a day is way more than we need, especially since those meals often contain garbage such as excess gluten, artificial flavors/colors, preservatives. Maybe those 3 meals a day are better suited if you're eating a less carb-dense diet, but 3 meals a day is overkill when eating like a true American.
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Am I really being shit on now for buying a book? Is it because I can afford to? I prefer reading books over ebooks. I used to have a large library but they were all stolen and turned into 2nd & Charles by meth heads. Why did I buy this book? Maybe I wanted to learn everything I could before jumping into something like a retard. Maybe I don't trust everything I read online and the author seems to be the most reliable source on this subject. Yeah, go ahead and risk weakening your heart and giving yourself hypothalamic hypogonadism, man. I'd like to keep my balls big so I can make big cums on Ashley's cervix.
>>3199
I'm not one of those fat lazy people. I am fat and I am lazy but I don't breathe heavy and waddle when I walk. I have dignity. This isn't about a fad diet. I can pretty much eat whatever I want and not gain weight because of my muscle mass and how active I am. I'm not morbidly obese like most robots. I did gain some weight during quarantine but I've already burned all that off months ago simply because I have to walk everywhere and do manual labor at the moment. I do over eat but that's what men do. Only faggots pick at their plate. My friends are picky eaters who won't even eat bone in chicken. Only nuggies and tendies for them. Your tips are spot on and I've read them before in Kevin Trudeau's books. I was actually more interested in the process of autophagy and wanted to come up with a diet where I can eat as I like and still reap the benefits of autophagy. I've done this sort of thing before. I tweaked the P90X workout back in the day and had some pretty interesting results. I didn't follow their meal plan. I'm not a nutritionist or a personal trainer. I'm not really attempting to become a world class athlete, just the best average joe. I do the things I do because of my fascination with Batman as cringe as that maybe sound. It's become a hobby now. I spend most of my time online reading. Batman also inspires quite a bit of my philosophy such as working through pain and I know it's had an effect on my personal life because family and friends tend to be bewildered by the things I have endured. They want me to give up and do things to make my life harder. They don't understand that they are only projecting their weaknesses onto me and it's only making me stronger. As I've said, there are people who are envious of me simply for existing. Most people don't understand that Batman is a modern day Odysseus who is my favorite from antiquity. I also like Julius Caesar. Both these men defied impossible odds. I actually read the Odyssey before we were introduced to it in high school because of Wishbone which is why I want a Jack Russel Terrier but it seems to be a rare Pokemon. I used to own a copy of the Odyssey and the Iliad but as I mentioned, they were stolen from me. You're exactly right btw. I just wanted to post pic related because I feel these posts were to insult my intelligence. I need to go pick up some more fine pink salt. Been grinding down the pink salt from my pink salt grinder in the kitchen cabinet with my mortar and pestle lately.
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I'm not anti-social. I am an introvert but that has never prevented me from socializing. I'm not one of the robots that has a problem going out in public or talking to girls. I just don't. I like to get to the point and don't enjoy smalltalk. I really only go out for food and supplies. Everyone treats me like a troglodyte so I'm becoming one. I started doing something different several years ago. I tried being myself and all it did was make my family an friends despise me. I'm not walking on eggshells with them anymore. People are fucking ridiculous and I'm not going to keep quiet and play along with their bullshit. I've already posted on this board why enjoy shitposting. I'm just trying to get home to Ithaca. I haven't felt at home since 1992 and like Batman, there is no way home now. So the next best thing would be to create new memories with someone. I want someone to build with. I'm tired of having to watch Star Wars with someone for the first time over and over again. That's a joke btw. Imagine /ashleyj/ but in real life? That's what I'm doing. I'm not letting fear control my life anymore and neither should you. Btw, at McDonald's earlier, a female employee bought me food and talked to me for a bit on her break. She got my order right I didn't even have to tell her. She's not unattractive but she's not really my type.
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>>3208
you need to make her your type. it takes that one girl to get the ball rolling. every girl has a 6th or even 7th sense for knowing when a guy is lonely vs getting girls.
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>>3212
Nah dude, that sounds like some creepo shit. I'm pretty sure I have more experience than you dealing with women. Even though I don't know her well. I want her to be happy. Everyone deserves to be happy. I wouldn't want anyone to change themselves on my behalf and live a lie. I've experienced what it's like to live under someone. That was my entire childhood with my mom and she wondered why I rebelled so much as a teenager. It was my hormones she told everyone. I want a chance at something real. Something that isn't influenced by worldly things like money or status. Those things aren't real. There is no fake it until you make it with me. I'm not easily deceived by people. She only did it because she wants a better bf and I'm an attractive option. The whole experience was kind of awkward. It was like that scene in Spider-Man 2 where the girl from next door watches him eat the slice of pie she brought him. I'm not going to settle for anyone. I'm willing to remain single if I'm unable to get with someone I'm actually interested in. I don't think any of you can say that. I'm one of the few guys that actually got with my oneitis and after getting to know her better, I realized I didn't like her as much as I thought I did so it made things easier for me to finally walk away from. You can't tell her that, though. She literally thinks I've been stalking her for the past decade and told her family and my friends that I was. She even told my friends I tried to run over her bf in my truck. My friend called me about it and I just told him to tell her to call the police then because it was absolute bullshit and she knew it and nothing ever happened. My friend tried to be friends with her as well but after years of her pulling shit even though they aren't even together and are just friends, he quit associating with her. She recently left the guy she chose over me and they have been together for the past ten years. Dude just turned 40 and is single again. I feel sorry for the guy because he's back to being just a neckbeard and she's hot and is probably already seeing someone.
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>>3213
>https://www.blogger.com/
Hey bro, you should start a personal blog so we can talk about Ashley instead of your constant personal text walls. I'm not attacking you, but half of this board is you writing personal text walls.
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>>3216
Nah, you don't have to read them then. I wasn't responding to you.
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>>3216
you can hide them
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>>3218
This isn't your personal blog. Half this thread is about 1 guy, and his relentless blog posts make it difficult to respond to a thread that has nothing to do with him. I don't care about his life, we're here to discuss Ashley and Ashley related topics.
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>>3219
Well, you can hide them as anon suggested and then you won't have to read them.
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>>3219
But if you don't hide it, it's mandatory to read 'em.
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>>3220
Or you can write about your life on a board either dedicated to you or make a blog. None of this relates to Ashley, her videos, or any of the topics she discusses.
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>>3216
I wouldn't use blogger. They deleted my blog years ago and gave me no notification of doing so. I still don't know why it was removed. The entire account just vanished. Nothing in my email about it. This was back when everyone was trying to make money off blogging because it was the new thing and I worked really hard on mine. Same thing happened to my myspace but I figured out why that happened, though. They had some issues on their end.
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>>3227
Literally doing exactly what I'm complaining about. You're probably a fine person, but the constant personal text walls have nothing to do with this board.
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>>3223
Most of my posts are responses to other anon about the topic at hand. I'm just sharing my experiences. Someone here wants to know more about me or else they wouldn't have posted my doxx.
>>3228
You don't like reading? We're starting a book club soon. I'm going to write book reports for each one. I wanted to write reviews for Ashley's videos but it was hard to keep up with her. I don't see how critics do it. That must really be a full time job and I'm already pretty creative and witty. I think they plagiarize one another.
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>>3217
>>3218
>>3220
>>3221
samefag
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>>3230
>You don't like reading?
reading in general? yes. reading dozens of posts that have absolutely nothing to do with the thread topic where you're going on about how your dad almost beat you to death with a hammer and how many hot babes want to shack up with you and your cats (but you tell them no) or whatever the nonsense alphabet soup babble of the day is? no, not real interested in reading that
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>>3231
Guess again. Some of those posts are mine. I'm not revealing which ones.
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>>3236
>Some of those posts are mine.
yeah, all of them, fag
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>>3232
Since it bothers you that much, I want you to close your eyes and breathe deeply. Now imagine yourself in a place where I actually care. My dad has never struck me. I've never had any woman shack up with me. Did you have Accelerated Reader at your school because your reading comprehension isn't so good. You should read them again. I'm going to test you on it later. For every post of mine Ashley reads, it adds up to a pizza gift card.
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>>3237
>fag
Don't flatter yourself, sweetie. That's just your gaydar going off in the mirror.
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>>3239
>>3238
Kill yourself.
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>>3246
Fat

I'm not sure how? I learn by example. Perhaps you should demonstrate. I can't be expected to do everything for you, baby boi.
Ashley, if you want to slam clams with another girl but are unable to pull tail, why not hire an escort like that anon did?
Sure it is paid sex/a business transaction but think of all the trbbing action you could finally experience. 

Even if it were to be a one off thing, would you ever do it?
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Any plans to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of your return? I'm thinking we should have a pizza party on CyTube.
>It's been done before, why can't we do it again?
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Yeah Celebration!!!
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Is this the question thread? Ok so 
Do you still dance at night?
Why are you so scared of "altering your mind", the mind is always altered, also the romans used to say "in vino veritas" which means that when you are tipsy to drunk/high you are at your most honest. What are you hiding?
Do you practice any religion or it's just this new age mumbo jumbo?
What do you like in man? (you don't like women btw it's just an aesthetics phase)
You don't have any guns do you? 
What linux distro do you use? Don't tell me it's arch pls respond
>>14887
i forgot
What's your ancestry besides mexican?
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>>14862
cheers 🥂
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You have a college or university degree? What’s your profession?.
Why don't you try some entheogen (“Who has a god inside”) sometime? I have done it a few times and they are mmm..... interesting. :)

https://youtu.be/ux_ZLHUnlYo?feature=shared
pls smoke meth with me
>>14887
bro she makes videos of dead grannies getting cummed on shes never going to be religious
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>>14887
>Is this the question thread? Ok so 
No, this is the a thread discussing the Q&A video that happened a year ago.

>Do you still dance at night?
I do, I make $700 a night at the current club I'm at.

>Why are you so scared of "altering your mind", the mind is always altered, also the romans used to say "in vino veritas" which means that when you are tipsy to drunk/high you are at your most honest. 
>What are you hiding?
I'm hiding from deportation officers.

>Do you practice any religion or it's just this new age mumbo jumbo?
I've converted to Judaism because I'm convinced it'll save me a few bucks each year.

>What do you like in man? 
Lots, lots, lots of food

>(you don't like women btw it's just an aesthetics phase)
It's a phase I've had since I was 5 years old when I found Playboy magazines. That's right, queer. I masturbated at 5. Is it still just a phase when I'm masturbating to women day in and day out 20 years later? I cannot get turned on by penises, they repulse me unless I were to associate a person to the penis. In some way, you are correct regarding aesthetics. I 100% objectify women. This is no phase. I'm a life long lesbian misogynist. 

I appreciate the female form physically/sexually more than the male form, as the latter is purely designed for function and work. Men are not to be viewed sexually until they are admirable in other facets, and until a man proves himself as worthy in some way, his member will not get to wear my Members Only™ jacket.

Yes, I objectify women. And I leave it at that. Men are for relationships, women are to be admired. You cannot scold me for this - how about you take a look at a dudes cock and balls and try to say its attractive. It's not. Not until some sort of bond is established. To clarify, I find men physically attractive, but penises themselves visually do nothing until some bond is established. I'm a slave for pussy and I live to serve.

>You don't have any guns do you?
Picrelated

>What linux distro do you use? Don't tell me it's arch pls respond
I'm using a fork of Arch called Arched, which is based on the shape of my back. It also has a custom kernel to represent the kernels of corn in my poopy.
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>>14848
Just had another two escorts the other day (supposedly as a threesome, but that turned out to be an exaggeration) and it was honstly such a waste. Not going to repeat that.

Don't do it Ashley, stay pure as the driven snow.
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>>14908
>Men are for relationships
based on their income
>women are to be admired
until they YOU INCLUDED turn 30
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>>14908
>>14912
*15 adjusted for inflation nothing personnell hole
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>>14913
*5
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>>14908
>That's right, queer. I masturbated at 5.
same
>>14908
Ashley, if I ever come home and catch you playing with some pussy in the garage. I'm going to punish you like a dog and rub your nose in it. That's the only way you'll ever learn. Then I'm going to take off my pants and jacket and throw you a bone.
...for being a bad bitch.
>>14909
>Hardcore lesbian degenerate
>pure
pick one
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>>14919
Lesbians are pure because there's no penetration. The moment there's penetration is the moment a woman is a whore.
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>>14921
>Lesbians are pure because there's no penetration. The moment there's penetration is the moment a woman is a whore.
110% true.

Imagine you meet a lovely young girl. Would you rather find out she was banged out and cummed on/in by multiple men before you, or would you rather find out she'd never been with a man before, but used to kiss, cuddle, and gently rub clittys with a few of her cute friends?
>>14923

Does Ashley have cute friends? Maybe a hot, feminine younger sister?

Can you introduce us Ashley? There's a panda express voucher in it for you if we hit it off.
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>>14908
>I appreciate the female form physically/sexually more than the male form as the latter is purely designed for function and work

Ash, apparently Elaine agrees with you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9v8hcAezkk
>>14924
I'm not ashley retard, people really need to stop assuming they know who's posting on an anonymous image board
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>>14927
I know right?
>>14927
Whoa mama. I dont think he assumed you were ash, I think in general he was asking ash for cunny.
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>>14929
>I think in general he was asking ash for cunny.
Which I approve of, obviously, but then why did he (you) me? HE FUCKING (YOU)'D ME
>>14923
>cute friends
9/10 those are mulatto bull dykes that penetrate bitches with horse dildos and force them to tongue their anus. why not just go for a virgin retard?
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>>14931
>all lesbians are dykes
It's 2023 grandpa, all the cute zoomettes are eating pussy these days

Also if a woman hasn't been penetrated by a male penis, she's a virgin. Doesn't matter how much clam she's slammed. This is common knowledge.
>>14932
Doenst matter what penetrates it if it still looks like arby's
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>>14932
>Also if a woman hasn't been penetrated by a male penis, she's a virgin
what about a girl and her faithful pug companions benis, does that count?
>>14923
ashley was fuckbangcummed out by the guy from Korn
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>>14932
I don't know if this is true but there is only way to find out. It's time for an /ashleyj/ meetup. No more plastic wrap covered screens for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8LouVD7Ts
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>>14908
looks like youve lost some definition going on that (mostly) vegan diet.
I know you cant seem to get any beef curtains to eat, but you could atleast eat some real beef every now and again.
and time to hit the gym as well, theres probably some lezbos there

>>14940
>plastic wrap covered screen
real niggas raw dog onto the screen, then use wet wipes to clean up mess.
>>14908

>year ago.
I was hoping you would respond in a video in 8 - 9 years
>I masturbated at 5. 
6 for me, it was the indian chapter in the primary school history book, there where pornographic tantra sculptures, couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
>I appreciate the female form physically/sexually more than the male form
Immaculate taste
>Picrelated
Looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels
>Lots, lots, lots of food
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsR02U5qyco
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>>14908
>penises themselves visually do nothing
Sexual organs are kinda gross, i don't think you are supposed to look at them tbh seems like a porn induced thing
>>14968
>couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
For me, it was the jacuzzi jets at the public outdoor pool at my grandparent's gated community. shit was unbelievably cash
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>>14978
its even better at public pools so you get to stare at girls in swimsuits, plus the added thrill of doing it in public
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>>14979
It's even better at public schools
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