/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Would someone kindly make a sad and sweet montage with music of all the highlights of Ashley and this board? I wanna commemorate this day by crying my eyes off.

I blame LB

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There’s only one sensible thing left to do: we must storm Ashley’s house to save her. This is our only chance. I want a task force to pin her down and another team to raid her place and rescue the hostages from that korny musician hobo. Once saved burn the place down and take her to the safe house.
Go go go.

guys chill, this has (sorta) happened before when she simply forgot to pay her bills.

What we need is some more positivity in here!

>>20742
oh i'm positive alright

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>>20742

ooooh! does someone need some POZZY-tivity? Taz is full of POZZY-tivity sweetie!

Just bend over ok and Taz will fill you up with the all POZZY-tivity you need! Yay!

i love gay sex

>>20737
So I just had a dream she was doing a mukbang eating a bunch of hotdogs inside a gas station. She kept saying she was starving and there was this other fat guy there who was yelling at her because she wasn't eating vegan saying she was gross and was going to get fat like him and when I saw him I could instantly tell he was a very abusive. I interrupted them by saying some gay shit like I don't care if you get fat, I'd still like you for who you are and Ashley started yelling at me accusing me of calling her fat while she was biting into a hotdog. The guy got really angry and started shoving her while she stood there because the hotdog has pork in it and he started acting like a kike and calling her unclean and spitting on her. I tried to get close to Ashley to try and touch her but all I could manage to do was reach through and touch a hot dog on the grill. The guy was really pissing me off because he kept shoving her and slapping her but Ashley liked the abuse, she just didn't like that he didn't let her eat what she wanted.

Ashley, if you just need a fat guy to slap you around and put a hotdog in your mouth. Hit me up. I'll feed you anything you want.

>>20750
Dude, no one wants a fat girl. If Ashley turns fat I’ll turn her life into a living nightmare with constant fat shaming and name calling. Last thing I want is a fat Ashley.

https://archive.org/details/ashleyjones
ashley archive

>>20734 (OP) 
We are all fat gurls for Ashley Jones

>>20734 (OP) 
She gave us so much and how did we show appreciation? By writing shitty fan fiction, giving cum tributes and calling her when she was trying to sleep. For shame. I doubt any of you even bought her Gift Cards or Monero....huh? I didn't think so... SELFISH! We didn't deserve her. I don't blame her for once again abandoning us
We deserve it.

>>20756
Speak for yourself, mate. What did you ever do for our queen?

WE ARE SO BACK

>>20761
I'm sorry what?

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>>20762
icum.to!!! WE ARE SO BACK

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Icum.to is back

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GET IN HERE

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we back?

I knew it would come back up. What was the site down for? Like a day? This happens like every month guys

Thanks CIA

I CUM DOT T OHHHHHHHHH

I sent her a lengthy suicide note earlier, no need to thank me.

actually laughed, thanks anon

>>20771
I was e mailing her Richardo Lopez style videos every 3 hours until she got the site back online. The board should be thanking the both of us.

CUM-FART is still down but this is a big win

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>>20774
The phone line isn't down. You can call it, calls go through and you can also leave voice mails. I just have it unplugged from my ATA so you don't hear the regular voice mail, calls are being routed through Jmpchat as normal, just not through to the ATA. Thus, calls still go through and I can see who called and voicemails left via XMPP.

I unplugged it from my ATA maybe 10 days ago because I don't really feel like talking no this doesn't mean I'm depressed and I get tired of the same 4 people calling me 5 times a day. You know who you are.

While I do find your incredibly melodramatic reaction to icum.to being down for less than 24 hours heartwarming, I also find it very disgusting and feminine and it makes me angry for some reason. Maybe I shouldn't have paid my hosting after all. I wasn't going to leave but now I might, you fucking weaklings. Go inject some testosterone, grow a chest hair. I'm off to play some Doom, you guys have fun playing Princess Barbie's Playhouse Deluxe for the Wii, you fucking homos.

>>20776
I'm playing hello kitty island adventure

>>20776
Grow a cock and balls

discretely puts away his self immolation kit

pffffft! yeah fuck you losers, I never doubted our glorious leader would come back

makes more pffft! noises

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>>20776
Fucking weakling? How about you get on your knees and thank me for reminding you to let your little bat-faced piece of shit out to pee. I'm thinking it's about time again you get me something to eat and since your pussy is still located in another state; I'm thinking Arby's. I'll rip your clothes off and jizz down your neck.

>>20776
Ashley, I miss you. Call me sometime. 
Call me while we’re still in our prime.
We’re swiftly running out of time
“Had we but world enough and time this coyness lady were no crime.”

>>20823
>sometime 
>time
you will never make it as a rapper

>>20829
Nigga with the wrong cat you’ve been messin
Ain’t nobody gonna sit and take this dissin
I’mma take you down and school yo ass
Teach a thing or two in da life and pain class
I’ll take you down Dixie in da land of cotton
Make you age back like yous Benjamin Button
Yeah, how you like dem apples, bitch?

>>20823
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Niggas be gay
So is you

>>20846
Although I don’t give a fucking fly
I’d wish you’d Eat shit and die

>>20901
Wish in one hand
Shit in the other
That's how you came
Out of your mother

>>20907
You seem to be clever, for a retarded nigger
Yet you have no brains nor good figure
My beat is sick and my rhymes divine
You came out of the cunt of a swine

>>20910
Your poetry is shitty
Your raps aren't witty
And the only reason you exist
Is because beer goggles made your mom look pretty

>>20913
I’d take your birth certificate with a grain of salt
My words are classy like scotch single malt
Your mom in college studied Marx: an Introduction
That’s why she shares her means of reproduction

>>20914
Poetry is easy
It takes no skill or talent
I can do this all day
Try quit being a faggot

This thread needs to RIP.

>>20919
The moment cringe poetry was posted is the moment this thread died.

>>20916
Fuck off from my face then you piece of shit
You started this and now you’re calling it quits
Fuck off to oblivion and die in obscurity 
You’re a beta cuck with no hint of maturity

>>20921
Quit being a nigger
And you won't get triggered

Only newfags don't know that Ashley dislikes poetry. Go be gay on handsome men, smooth boy

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>>20924
more like this

>>20945
When he said pain, I felt that.

>>20734 (OP) 
Tubgurl RIP. Ashley announced she's done over in the Ashley tracker thread. See you fags on the other side. Peace!

It's over

>>20734 (OP) 
For real this time.

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>>20734 (OP) 
>>27150
https://youtu.be/DeumyOzKqgI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlYogS4gH8&pp=ygUTZHVrZSBudWtlbSBzaW5ncyBhaQ%3D%3D

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>>20776
Doom

>>29119
>man hand
>painted nails

>>29121
>play Doom
>get man hand

>>29124
Ashley plays Doom. Are you saying she has man hands?

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It is a man. Ashley is going to have to move these posts to the tranny thread now.
https://www.instagram.com/pc_user_486/
https://www.instagram.com/Lea_M_star/