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I don't usually make serious videos, so doing this feels weird to me. However, I do think this is an important topic to talk about and I have yet to see someone else mention certain things I bring up in this video. I'm sure some of this is "preaching to the choir", but you may find that there's things you never realized. I cover a few different topics in this video, but it all ties together.

https://videos.icum.to/w/kL8SCFd6qUjgFGJYu19uMJ
>>9726 (OP) 
Great video ash. Also you look really cute.
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I'll see it tomorrow, I'm very tired now. I did a lot of sport.
>video ends with patrice o'neal
mind bendingly based
Great vid, ash. Thank you for taking time out of summer vacation to drop a new talky banger. I like the talky vids because I can play BDO while I listen. Are you wearing blue contacts lenses? 
Anyway the "words = swords" reminded me of this old Jordan Maxwell video. You would probably like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHp4gHGDyXg
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This is why I don't watch post-2000s comedies, a lot of the humuor is heavily tamed so that nobody feels offended and it's just cringey and gay. We will never see movies like picrel ever again in theaters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIJTwQZtarY
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>>9726 (OP) 
Informative video.
I agree we should be able to make jokes at each others expense. 
Its important that they are just jokes though, how do you tell if someone says they are just joking but are really insulting and hating you?

I got to be honest and say pic related was a pretty weak argument.
If you're going to involve Gates and all you got linked to him and Epstein island is some palms trees?

I do like this format though.
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>>9743
Billy boy went to the island dozens of times though, anon. It's not a coincidence they have a caricature of him dancing around on a set that looks exactly like it. These people love to mock the cattle. That being said I think Ashley's main point is that "approved comedy" is cringe.
>>9743
>how do you tell if someone says they are just joking but are really insulting and hating you?
I usually start the process by finding my testicles
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>>9743
I found it pretty convincing.
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>>9726 (OP) 
>Her eyes were green
>>9743
Bill Gates was basically Epstein's bottom bitch. Attending his island multiple times, "investing" in him. He admits himself he had multiple meetings with Epstein for "global health", which if you're awake you know is total scam and is a whole can of worms itself. You can listen to Bill Gates himself talking about meeting multiple times with Epstein. Bill Gapes clearly is on the edge of walking out on the interview, defensive, tight-lipped. He knows we know, but most people don't care and he continues to role play as a doctor and the normies continue to eat it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNAwUxZ5nfw
>"Is there a lesson for you, for anyone looking at this?"
>"Well he's dead. So."
Wtf? Sounds like he's implying Epstein did something and got killed by the controllers.
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>>9743
>how do you tell if someone says they are just joking but are really insulting and hating you?
It's based on your perspective. Are you a weak lil bitch offended by everything? Then you don't laugh. Are you a chad who doesn't give a shit? You laugh and do a worse joke back to them. I'm being serious
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"It's a joke. It's all a fuckin' joke."

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."

"I leave the human cockroaches to discuss their heroin and child pornography. I have business elsewhere with a better class of person."
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>>9754
>I leave the human cockroaches to discuss their heroin and child pornography. I have business elsewhere with a better class of person.
Heroin and child pornography, you say?
>>9756
I've yet to see any of these talk show host/comedians discuss Hunter Biden's crack smoking habits, leaked nudes with prostitutes and sexually enticing photos of his niece found on his laptop. SNL poked fun at Doug Ford for his cracking smoking video years ago but I guess the president's son is off limits for any kind of ridicule and mockery for all the shit he's been doing over the years.
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>>9756
Ngl the guys got a big cock no homo
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>>9756
Ngl the guys got a nice cock no homo
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>>9756
Ngl the guys got a sexy cock no homo
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>>9774
a cock so nice you had to say it thrice!
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>>9777
I was trying to see if it works like Beetlejuice
Fantastic work! Noticed the recent activity on bitchute too. Glad I checked back in, last time I checked your site was down I was worried for a min :o
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>>9726 (OP) 
>"This one hits home to me"
>*NOT because I'm a sex offender. I just mean because I love Aries Spears.
kek

>>9758
>I've yet to see any of these talk show host/comedians discuss Hunter Biden's crack smoking habits, leaked nudes with prostitutes and sexually enticing photos of his niece found on his laptop
what does his cock have do with anything?
Why are conservatives so obsessed with Hunter Biden's thicc juicy cock? kinda weird.................................
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>>9726 (OP) 
>>9784
His cock has a lot to do with everything, it's not that hard to think about.
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>>9790
I get hard thinking about it.
>>9784
>Why are conservatives so obsessed with Hunter Biden's thicc juicy cock?
It surpasses a party issue and is more a power imbalance "rules for thee but not for me" issue. It's plain as day and the fact that most major media outlets refuse to talk about it is telling. Part of me also realizes it's bread and circus, distractions, division, and outrage porn to keep the cattle entertained. I just unplug from politics these days. Wow the elite doing awful illegal things? Color me surprised. They've been at it for thousands of years. There's better ways to spend your time than clung onto the 24 hour news cycle waiting for your fix of political drama that ultimately is a distraction and doesn't impact your life.
>>9780
If you bookmark the .onion address, it can help find the site again if the site is blocked.

ashley6njwcozxrs6hknlwr73dwmgmnbb4cz6ckdljuwoek7q27equqd.onion

I refound Ashley due to the videos popping up on Bitchute, like yourself.
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>>9780
Thank you, I finally got around to uploading all my recent videos to Bitchute. For some reason Bitchute is overrun by angry nonsensical boomers, but I'm glad I scooped up a few who enjoy the content. Anytime my site goes down, it's because I'm lazy and forgot to pay the server :3 Fortunately, the bill for tubgurl is due on a different day and should be still up if my main site goes down. I'm really taking after my Mexican heritage here.

>>9797
Your brain is absolutely throbbing. Have an upvote my friend. But in the case where I forget to pay my host, the onion will also be down. I need you guys to remind me to pay my hosting bill. I just checked and the next due date is 08/01/2023. I suggest you guys start posting around 07/27/2023 about this. Otherwise there is a non-zero chance my website WILL go down because I am very incompetent.
>>9726 (OP) 
whats the filming process for this?
do you just use multiple cameras or do you have 1 camera only and film it in pieces one angle at a time or something?
When you are nearing Black Friday, there are some sales on hosting. It might be worth looking at Netcup and SSDnodes beforehand in case you feel like pouncing:

https://www.netcup.eu/
https://ssdnodes.com

SSDnodes has yet to convince, though its prices are remarkable, the real deals there are only for 3 year contracts.

By having cheaper hosting, you could perhaps provision for longer and not forget so often.
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>>9871
But do they accept Monero?
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>>9872
If you are Ashley, and tried and liked Plebbit, when it has improved some and is more reliable, might you consider shilling Plebbit? Maybe you could give it an official launch like a ship with a bottle of champagne. In return, some Monero for you?
I miss Patrice.
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>>11730
To be fair I would strongly agree with the notion that it's a better use of our collective resources to, say, feed the hungry than pour untold billions into something like the LHC. And the first caller is right that Michio Kaku is cringe, like most public mainstream science popularizers. Take for example picrel, his take on UFOs, where he shares a complete nothing opinion that I could get from any random person on the street. And yet Redditors cum themselves whenever these people speak (the same people, might I remind you, that begged/bribed/threatened you to get the clot shot).

His normie takes aside, I also loved Patrice. If you've never listened to the black phillip show, you're in for a treat:
https://archive.org/details/blackphillip

I'm actually not big into O&A, but here you go anon:
https://archive.org/details/PatriceONealOnOA141CanANiggaGetASandwich
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>>11750
O&A was best when everyone was involved on the show and they bantered between eachother while Opie basically steered the ship since he wasn't funny. Patrice's chemistry with Anthony was great, especially when discussing conspiracy theories and race. The bit on Wesley Snipes going to prison is another one of my favourites.
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Comedian asks mother and baby to leave show over noises

A breastfeeding mother who attended a Melbourne comedy show was reduced to tears when popular comedian Arj Barker kicked her out for 'disrupting his performance'. 

Barker asked mum Trish Faranda and her seven-month-old baby to leave about 15 minutes into his show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday evening. 

Ms Faranda insisted her baby 'wasn't screaming, she was just being a baby - she gurgled a bit, she had a bit of a whinge...nothing loud' when they were told to get out.  

An attendee, David, told Radio 3AW that Barker 'stopped the show and said "can you take this baby outside?" and the crowd wasn't sure whether he was serious.' 

'It was unbelievably awkward.' 

Sources:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13334405/Arj-Barker-Furious-backlash-comedian-kicks-breastfeeding-mum-baby-Melbourne-Comedy-Festival.html

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Happy to bump this thread as "The Attack on Comedy" is one of Ashley's greatest videos.

TL;DR some fat slag brought her crotch goblin to a comedy show and it's apparently newsworthy that she was asked to leave.

Your thoughts, tubsisters????
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>>23292
She should have stayed home instead of bringing her annoying kid along and ruining everyone's night. The comedian did the right thing kicking her fatass out, fuck her.
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>>23293
tfw I actually agree with a barryposter
>>23292
I made my thoughts on Australian accents well known saying the only accent that's more annoying is Boston or BAH STAN for the layman. I don't know what it is but it drives me up a wall. If you ever wanted to torture me all you'd have to do is lock me in a room with Crocodile Dundee playing on a tv.
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>>23292
Oh sweet, something from my irrelevant country.

There is no is outrage here, its a non story the media spun into story to garner attention (ad bux) and the bird involved was more than willing to do the media rounds and paint herself as a victim. whilst it has drawn headlines, everyones opinion in the real world, including my parents who rarely agree on fucking anything, is that shes being an entitled fuckwit that thinks she can bring her baby to a comedy show that had something like a 15+ years and over rule. How'd the lil shit get in? yeah nah bloody women m8 stuffed if I know ay! Anyways gotta gotta hit the frog and toad so betta leggit outta here before the tav closes for a Pot n Parma or else me misses will be angrier than platypus in a piss puddle. Cheers cob catch ya hooroo

>>23293
fuck oath Baz, reckon next time ya round get on the blower and we can get on the piss ya bloody ledge!

>>23298
fair shake of the sauce bottle, ya more miserable than a Bunnings snag without a dead horse ya bloody drongo
yeah nah just tuggin ya chain, me old china plate! Reckon just put some cheese on your jatz and you'll be right as rain
ta ta!
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>>23306
>fuck oath Baz, reckon next time ya round get on the blower and we can get on the piss ya bloody ledge!
nigger WHAT
>>23306
Is it really the talk of the town? I want to hear more from your unique down under perspective at the penal colony. The reptiles pick the dumbest shit for everyone to talk about. I posted the story only because it's relevant to Ashley's video.
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