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Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones.


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>>4125
Thanks.
Anyone here looking forward to the Last of Us series?
I think the game is a lil bit overrated, however, after seeing this trailer
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I was pretty excited...
but after the Offical Trailer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uLtkt8BonwM [Embed]
Im not so sure.
Im tired of being sucked into well made trailers and only for the end product to not be as good and with video game to film/TV track records, my enthusiasm for this series has admittedly died down a little
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>>4133
Don't ask questions
Consume more propaganda
Here's the Xmas movie list: >>>/operate/18310
I added Garfield that was linked here. If there are other stuff lemme know.
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Hello, you are all invited to our Christmas Special on the 26th.
Art done by Asley, thank you.
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>>4135
A Christmas Story
Gremlins
Home Alone
Miracle On 34th Street
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>>4133
I'll be the one to say it. Look how they massacred my ftm boy.
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>>4136
>Art done by Asley
ash made that pic?
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>>4133
I totally forgot about this. I don't watch trailers anymore since they spoil everything within a couple of minutes. Teasers are fine though. Based on the images I've seen I'm not liking the casting choices they made besides Pedro Pascal as Joel.
>>4140
Kaitlyn Dever would've been better as Ellie if she was a few years younger. She was great in Justified.
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Am I the only one who really liked Sabrina the Teenage Witch AND who thought it was funny as Seinfeld?
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>>4147
I prefer Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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>>4148
but did Buffy have *this*?
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Am I correct that 7AM UTC 12/26 is 2AM 12/26 Eastern time?
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don't you mean 0200, private puppers?
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>>4139
>A Christmas Story
I have to check that out.
>Gremlins
Added.
>Home Alone
Others too suggested that one, added. I was hesitant previously, because you open the tap you get Home Alone (if you are lucky the first one), but I have not seen it for years now so whatever.
>Miracle on 34th Street
Which one? I found out there is an old original, and several remakes.

>>4144
Yes.

>>4150
Sure, why not.
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Which movie do you guys prefer? 
for me its the sequel. I thought it was even better than the original, but I must confess I dont understand the point of that 7 min long scene of her murdering that hooker. Like that scene came completely out of nowhere, was incredibly graphic and doesnt to fit into the storyline AT ALL. But despite that I still loved it and recommend it.
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>>4157
I just figured I'd make it easy for you civilians
>>4161
A christmas story is the one narrated my Gene Shepherd with little Ralphy wanting a BB gun for Christmas and he keeps getting told that he'll knock his eye out.

I like the original Miracal On 34th Street/1947 with Natalie Wood, but take your choice if you like.
All I want for Christmas is an ashy vid
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anybody remember the ref?
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>>4167
Does Kevin Spacey molest a teenage boy in that?
>>4167
Denis Leary is a joke stealing faggot
Dennis Leary was the favorite comedian of this girl I used to hang out with. She said I reminded her of him. I've never seen The Ref. I suggest Batman Returns, Die Hard or Gremlins 2.
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According to Rotten Tomatoes (lol) this is the top rated Christmas movie of all time. I used to put Turner Classic Movies channel on when I was hungover in bed and I think I've seen it but can't remember. Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
It would be sad to see how nice St. Louis used to be back then compared to the hellscape it is today.
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>>4147
you know how cats will often just chill in your bedroom. you ever think that Salem ever took a bit of a sneaky-peaky at Sabrina whilst she was getting undressed?
That cat in the TV sitcom version is a male too, he had to have at least once or twice, right?
Maybe even Sabrina was kinda into it, but neither would bring it up. just a fun little secret they would keep between themselves
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>>4223
Well it ain’t much but I’ll beat off to it
i had a girlfriend who said her cat licked her nipples every time she used her vibe. if that turns you on, try to keep in mind she was fat. like a south asian american ferrera fat. she was literally mindy kaling.
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>>4174
This is why it’s the number one Christmas movie. Frank Sinatra didn’t write ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’. It was from this movie and it’s about having a shitty Christmas. When he release his cover he changed the lyrics.
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I haven't watched any Christmas movies this year since I've already seen them a million times, the classics atleast. I did however watch the Garfield Christmas specials which was comfy. Other than that I just watched Highlander, No Country For Old Men and The Jerk. I'll probably throw on Jingle All The Way and Friday After Next before I head back home in a few days. If anyone is still streaming movies tomorrow night I might join in depending how busy I am.
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I don't believe you.
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There once was a dog with a tongue
Who knew he could lick anyone
He found him a girl
Thought he'd give her a whirl
And wow did that lucky girl cum
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*slaps car roof*
This baby can go from Christmas movies to women fucking dogs in 6 seconds flat
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>>4280
based anon. everyone spread the word that this shit is propaganda.
>>4281
kek
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>>4346
wow this movie looks badass, can't wait!
i feel like this documentary could sweep The Cuckies...
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(GLHF trying to watch it legally, thanks HBO Max)
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Been watching some westerns lately and came across this one. It's got some Blood Meridian vibes in terms of grittiness and brutality. Excellent casting also, would recommend for the whole family to watch.
Nice to see there are fellow Cormac fans here. I’ve just about read all his stuff.
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It's a beautifully written novel, even though it contains horrific and graphic imagery, there's plenty of memorable passages throughout the story that makes you empathize with the characters, despite them being cold blooded killers spawned from the Devil's cock. The lengthy description of the terrain and weather conditions the riders encounter are some of my favourite parts. I also like the choice of black powder weaponry used during that time period, the rotating rifle and dragoons used by Glanton are pretty badass. My firearms instructor had a revolver similar to his which I got to handle during my practical exam, been wanting one ever since lol. I love this book. One of my favourites next to Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham.
>They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money and niggers.

I'll have to read up the rest of McCarthy's books this year, the most recent one I finished was The Road, it wasn't quite as exciting as Blood Meridian but it was still very grim, depressing and even nerve racking in certain parts (the cellar, marching cannibals with leashed catamites). It's also one of the very few books that made me cry. I haven't spoke to my dad in years so this book hit me pretty hard.
>you have my heart

tl;dr I luv 2 reed berks
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I cried at the end too. Cities of the Plain and No Country for Old Men are also good stories but the stories are just vehicles for these profound existential dialogues that Cormac has to share. I guess that’s kind of his thing. The suicide case in The Sunset Limited kind of killed me inside a bit. All worth a read.
Confident writers are not slaves to grammar.
Correct. Any major publisher will have an editor go through a book before it’s printed . Stephen King wrote 59 novels in 45 years. He just shits them out and gives them to janny to clean up.
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>>4503
I liked The Stand before it was cool.
>>4493
>My firearms instructor
Go on...

Why haven't you talked to your dad in years? I'd he dead like mine?
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>>4505
It was part of my hunting course. He and his wife had a large collection of revolvers, rifles and such displayed in one of the rooms of their house. They gave me the grand tour after my exam which was cool, very nice couple. As for my dad, heart failure.
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>>4543
I wonder if those two ever had sex while playing with their guns. Gun play, some people like nipple play and some like gun play. He probably holds the gun to her, unloaded of course, while they fuck. Once that gets boring they load the gun for the thrill. Also it's stupid to show your big gun collection to someone else. Good way to get yourself robbed.
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>>4545
They don't normally show their collection to strangers but I gained their trust because I was more engaged in the program than the other students who were on their cellphones most of the time. I would also converse with them between breaks and listen to their stories while everyone else left to grab coffee. If you're good enough at talking to people sometimes there's perks you get out of it.
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One time, my Dad and I... saw this movie a few days back.
Complete garbage, nothing worthwhile at all.
The action sequences were a snooze fest, none of the characters interesting, and apart from maybe 2 jokes, not funny at all.
The worst thing is it just bullshits its way thru with computer hacking/gadgets
why even bother presenting the audience with a problem if the solution is almost always pulling bullshit technology outta your ass. It completely eliminates any feeling that a character is in danger.
1.5 stars out of 5
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>>4745
Lock Stock and Snatch are Guy Richie's only good films. I remember trying to watch Rocknrolla years ago and got about halfway through before turning it off because it was boring as shit and none of the characters were funny.
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>>4745
This niggas doing a magic trick
>>4745
Aubrey walled
>>4747
Agreed, though I didnt mind Rocknrolla.
The Gentlemen was decent too and the Man from U.N.C.L.E. is supposed to be as well
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Movies suck now. The most entertaining movie I've seen in months has been TikTok Tranny. Such a brilliant and original idea. I like how Ashley made it her own. The execution was completely Ashley and unlike anything I've seen. I enjoyed the humor. I don't know why anon had a conniption fit? They need to get a grip... on their dicks to relieve some stress. I hope you simps gave her a fucking money gift. It's not like it's going towards a girlfriend.
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>>4786
I wish ashley could stop posting anonymously
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When I win the lottery I'm going to let Ashley financially dominate me until I'm living on the streets shoeless and eating thrown away pizza crusts out of garbage bins next to Little Caesars.
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>>4789
Nah, just her loyal simp. Not even shilling. Just an honest opinion. I'd like to see another movie done by her but I mean, she wouldn't realese another one anytime soon. That would be unheard of.
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>>4794
When my windfall finally blows in, I'm going to make it rain. Ashley deserves the finer things.
>when my windfall finally blows in

Sorry my friend but all signs point to that not happening. You better run around in the sun while you still can because the darkness is coming and there’s no other side to that tunnel
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>>4829
Care to elaborate, doomer? Is that a threat or a warning? I will be fine either way. I am dangerous.
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>>4833
I am darkness. Come at me, bro.
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Hey. Gonna stream Red Heat next.
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Features quite a few Hungarian actors, since they were available when parts of the movie was filmed on the Hungary, plus it's better to add foreign actors to talk in Russian.
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Ashley, have you ever seen this movie? It's one of my favorites because of this scene.

Bidwell : [returns to camp after a bear has bit off his leg] Sir, I've been to hell and back.

Edwards : Yes, I can see that...

Bidwell : I suspect that you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast.

Edwards : Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind briefly. But now I have a better idea.

Bidwell : Yes, sir?

Edwards : I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.

Bidwell : But what about the bear?

Edwards : Rest assured, Bidwell, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.

Bidwell : Revenge is sweet, sir.
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>>4887
https://voca.ro/1h0A0ilsEPuj
My AI synth ashley is coming along but needs some work
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>>4888
It was his last starring role before he died. The last movie he was in was Dirty Work, though. If Ashley isn't posting, that means she is working on something. She's a busy bee.
That's weird because it's really reminiscent of John Candy's last movie (which coincidentally was also a flop)
Maybe I will check out the Farley one.
Uncle Buck is one of my favourite John Candy films, watching it makes me miss him. Never really got into Chris Farley, he just seems obnoxious just like Sam Kinison. The only role I enjoy of his was when he played the angry bus driver in Billy Madison. His final years were pretty heartbreaking though...
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>>4888
not bad, what are you using to generate that?

Listen to this...
https://streamable.com/f2lnky

This read by an AI from ElevenLabs Prime Voice AI.
Im not sure how I feel about all this AI stuff.

>>4892
Yeah, he died choking on his vomit after overdosing
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/
You can upload about 20 samples to synth a voice. The one I made only uses 3. If you ripped the audio out of a bunch of videos you could probably get a real good ashley.
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>>4897
We could make our own ashley content, maybe even with her when she was underage and more valuable than whatever she is now
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>>4897
We could make our own ashley content, maybe even with her when she was underage and more valuable than whatever she is now
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I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
I'm gonna go fuck some niggers, fuck some niggers.
>>4898
>>4899
Might be a nice bday present for her to give her the day off so she doesn’t have to make a video.
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Soon, Ashley will be open source and we can have our way with her.
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>>4903
Thw FOSS Ashleybots will starve the femoids of attention
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Can you believe gamers used to masturbate to this?
That got me through some lonely nights for sure.
imagine dying in Ashleybot's arms haha
imagine dying because your mom saw the $19.95 charges on her credit card haha
I stayed over a friend's house in high school and his little brother was caught hiding under the bathroom sink having phone sex with a phone sex operator, lol.
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My shirtsleeve is soaked in tears. Brendan Fraser deserves an Oscar.
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he soaked his sleeve in grease so you could soak yours in tears
>>4910
I'm always wiping my nose on mine and it has snot stains on it. Looks like the cum stains in my shorts. I've been meaning to watch this.
I'll check it out if my movie friend puts it on his plex. I guess I'm going to watch the last of us show or something.
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Apparently these girls are all AI generated...
https://nitter.net/heartereum/status/1618973299739951105

The faces look generic, but just imaging making them with Ashley's face on them instead.
Those gorgeous green eyes and those delicious cheekbones of hers combined with those big juicy tits of these girls.... oh then combine it with an AI voice of hers berating and mocking you for being such a fucking loser, laughing at how pathetic you are. God I can only get so erect. The future is bright.
It would be very possible to make life like Ashleys. Sadly I just don’t have the time to mess with this stuff anymore. You make an epoch file with a ton of Ashley pics and ripped frames from her vids. Then load it in stable diffusion and there’s a third part to this that I would have to look up. That’s what I don’t have time for. You have to make a file to put in for recognition  of “Ashley” in prompts. Your best bet would be to sniff around /g/ for this info. Alternatively there are apps that you could load her pics in and get out fun ai stuff but they cost money and don’t have the range of stable diffusion to make what you have in mind. 
From there making a full blown video with img2img batching every frame of a model of some sort doing whatever then dubbing over ai ashley ai voice synth would be very doable. Maybe I’ll do some research this weekend. Lmk if you find anything.
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>>4915
Don't waste your time on such a stupid thing anon
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>>4915
Do not let femoids stand in the way of progress, anon.
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>>4915
but how do i write funny weird shit like her?
It just wouldnt be the same man... just.. it might look her, it might sound like her... but its just not her, theres only one and will ever be only one Ashley Jones
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It would just be an homage art project. Obviously we’ll all have an Ashley sized hole in our hearts that we will secretly take to the grave
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>>4931
I'd rather take her to the grave then have a woman live rent free in my heart
Take the Derrickpill
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>I'd rather take her to the grave then have a woman live rent free in my heart.
>>4924
There was only one, and she is gone. Forever
>>4902
We should get her a bidet present so she will have a clean baby butt
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Love this movie.

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>>5372
I love this movie. Apparently Taarna was a name I was about to be given, too bad that didn't happen. But I couldn't live up to her name or her boobs. The South Park episode was pretty good, is it the one where they're getting pissed in the face by cats to get high? I wonder if that actually works. I know you can get high from feces, isn't that why people poopsock?
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>>5375
Taarna would've been a unique name to have, you should sue your parents for robbing you of having a cool identity. Or you can legally change your name but I doubt the courthouse will accept monero or cheese sticks. I remember that episode, they did a decent job capturing the art style from the movie. There's a sequel called 'Heavy Metal 2000' but it's shit. You might dig Ralph Bakshi's work if you're into adult cartoons. I dunno about getting high from cat piss, you should experiment it in your next video series 'Trashed With Ashley'.

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>>5375
Yeah, I saw that South Park episode also. And yes, it is possible to get high from cat urine as it contains psychoactive compounds. These compounds can lead to changes in perception, mood and cognition and can produce feelings of euphoria and relaxation. But before you go running to your kitty's liter pan, cat urine can lead to dehydration, nausea and vomiting. As far as getting high from feces, well, you're on your own, bon apetite.
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>>5375
Tarruna good name! you shourd have anyway. Tarruna Jonesu. I rike. So tū answeru youru question, no, the reason peopre poopsokku is because they pray game rate intó night turrying tū get next reveru. Itsu more efficient tū poopsokku instead of use bathroom. ( ˘▽˘)っ♨

>>5376
why she not just change name? who is government tū say nani you name is oru isn't? piece of paperu not determine mai name. I no pay courto. I decide mai name. I am mai name because i say so. Government get outto!
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Hungarian dark comedy-satire-mystery-thriller by the same director who made Predators. It plays entirely in the Budapest metro system.
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>>5392
I would try climbing back onto one of the platforms rather than try outrunning the train.
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Finally got around to watching this. I remember seeing bits of the pilot episode as a kid but my Dad always had the remote whenever he came home from work so I didn't get a chance to finish it. I'm on Season 10 now, although the quality dropped midway through the series it's still nice background noise while I'm making breakfast.

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>>5425
They run only one stop.
>>5492
isnt this X-files for teenage girls?
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>>5501
Not really.
>>5501
pretty much, yeah
>>5501
Depends on how you look at it
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>>4910
We're all gonna make it.
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>>5492
For me, it was season 1 buffy
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>>5589
for me it's Willow
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>>5601
She isn't a bad looking girl, but I don't find her attractive at all. Her stomach looks like she had a pacemaker put in and gingers are genetic defects.
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>>5602
I don't disagree with you. She was the prettiest main cast member on the show though. Emphasis on main cast; more on this later. Buffy hit the wall at speeds previously thought impossible. I mean seriously, by the time she was 25 Buffy looked like one of those emaciated dogs you'd see on the streets in Manila after someone poured a bucket of water over it. Cordelia, aside from being a shit character in general, always struck me as looking like a horse with breast implants.

The prettiest Buffy girl, bar none, was Darla, who was sadly not featured nearly enough. Julie Benz also happens to be the only cast member that still looks amazing. Milf heading into straight up gilf territory. This bitch is 50 and looks better than Buffy at 25.

If we want to talk about the men in the show, Seth Green is a confirmed baby blood drinking satanic pedophile and David Boreanaz (Angel) did some silly navy seal psyop boomer CBS show where he looked like he prepared for the role by eating nothing but Dunkin Donuts for a year and was stung by a swarm of bees before the cameras started rolling.

Some pictures attached for reference.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a little tired after judging the appearance of all of these people who are significantly more successful than I am. Time to get back to eating Cheesy Puffs and masturbating.
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>>5589
Slutty the Vampire Slayer, best Buffy The Vampire Slayer
https://youtu.be/AAtcrJvmH8k

are spoiler tags possible?







**EPISODE SPOILERS***





I think at the end, when they reverse the spell, theres even a (non-nude) shot of her naked, in a cage (where woman belong btw)

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>>5605
Spoilers are possible, but they are done differently when using jschan. Here's all the styling you can do.
https://tubgurl.com/faq.html#post-styling
>>5605
>shot of her naked, in a cage (where woman belong btw)
Based. I'm posting from my cage right now
>>5603
Charisma Carpenter was originally suppose to play as Buffy and SMG as Cordelia then after some screen tests they swapped roles and the rest is history. This must've hurt Carpenter considering how iconic Buffy became.
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>>5610
I think I remember hearing something to that effect years ago. You're not wrong, that would be devastating. Did you know that James Marsters (Spike) does work as an audiobook narrator? I think he's narrated most if not all the books for The Dresden Files and they're peak comfy.
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ashley and i are a lot alike. we like watching movies where the kids are all underage!
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>>5612
James Marsters is cool, his character Spike also had the best character arc out of everyone. His British accent was also very convincing, I had no idea he was American until after I finished the series. Anthony Head as Giles was great also, I still have to watch him in pic related.
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>>5614
Oh man, Giles. You're making me nostalgic. Post a review if you end up watching that movie, I haven't seen it and honestly unless it came strongly recommended I probably won't, I just can't get into musicals.
I was surprised to find out Marsters was American too. I've had this happen with other actors, but it's usually the other way around. Andrew Lincoln (Rick from The Walking Dead) is British as fuck and it completely shocked me the first time I heard him talk outside of the show. I had the same experience with Jamie Bamber who played Lee Adama on Battlestar Galactica. He looks like this classically american strong jawed guy and you get so used to hearing him speaking with an american accent that I can't even take him seriously outside of the character.
Seen BSG? Even if you're not into science fiction it's a fantastic show.
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I thought Ashley didn't like adult films
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>>5657
she doesn't like being in them
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My philosophy teacher used to say that as a general rule, Hollywood movies are made
for the mind of a 12 year old at most. he hated hollywood and he was a leftist jew.
one time he paraphrased a Hollywood executive about how should be a movie according to hollywood:

good (intellectually) but boring = bad.
bad (intellectually) but entertaining = good.
good (intellectually) and entertaining = better.

he was a good teacher. I learned a lot with him. he died on christmas 2 years ago. rest in peace old man, whatever you are...

I once read an 8chan meme about how to succeed in Hollywood today, it said something like:
If you want to succeed in Hollywood today, first take your script to the faggot. If the faggot likes it, he will take it to the Jew.
If the Jew likes it, he will take it to the lesbian. If the lesbian likes get ready because it's OSCAR TIME!
it's fun. I have it somewhere but I can't find it.

For me, a good movie is above all a well-told story.
I also like them with artistic pretensions, that make me think, express dreams, feelings and transcendental ideas, etc.
There are others that I see just for fun. I've seen superhero movies and shit. but they are not my favourites. I don't understand how they are so popular.
I saw you did a review of a highschool movie. I'm going to see it some day. If it's horrible, you'll disappoint me. but hey it's not that bad I guess. it's just a movie.
I remember some highschool movies like: American Pie, The Craft, The Election, Not Another Teen Movie (I liked to see it high, I laughed a lot), Breakfast Club,
clueless, heathers, she is all that, cruel intentions, suicide virgins, disturbed behavior, Can't Hardly Wait and many more, but I can't remember the names right now.
I remember that many of them had in common a lot of adolescents obsessed with sex or losing their virginity as soon as possible.
I don't know how they are now. I haven't seen that genre in the last few years but they shouldn't have changed much.
except that probably in today's castings there should be many more homosexuals, transsexuals, ethnics, etc.

an anon said you didn't like adult movies ash. it's true? why? is rare. You're already 22 or 23, aren't you?....
I think it is important how one sees a movie. watching a movie on your cell phone or laptop is not the same as watching one on a big screen with a good sound system and in the dark. even a good company can make a big difference. also sometimes smoking marijuana helps to see them in another way.
I don't know what to recommend to you, you probably won't even listen to me either. In any case, on the web there are many lists of the best movies and the best film makers (search, don't be lazy).
The last movie I saw is called: All Quiet on the Western Front. It's about a group of German teenagers who go to war thinking that this would be an heroic experience, full of bravery
and perhaps even entertaining. only to realize that the enemy army blows his comrades to pieces with newly invented tanks, planes, heavy machine guns, 80mm cannons, chemical weapons, flamethrowers, etc. brutal.
now i'm going to watch cyberpunk edgerunners. It's a netflix anime series (I downloaded it of course). I saw a little and it didn't look so bad.

You should watch adult movies. It is the most important of the arts according to Lenin.
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Ashley you should star in an adult film you could cosplay as my wife and get analy ravaged by a pack of niggers you could edit it like a sissy hypno for the meme factor get lots of views(money)
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>>5779
>watching a movie on your cell phone or laptop isn't the same
I enjoyed watching The Godfather on my iPod
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>>5780
Nigga thats gross wtf
>>5789
>I enjoyed watching The Godfather on my iPod
Dont let the great David Lynch know that!
https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0
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what a great series
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Why do we value nostalgia so much
>>7134
Yeah that brings me back to when I was 32 and binge watching iCarly. Good times.
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>>7134

https://youtu.be/rq3n2sJ43Hg
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>>7134
>collects beanie babies
>loves Garfield
>watches teenager shows from the mid 2000's
>fat
>hairy

if this guy is a Linux user, its all over for us. none of us stand a chance :(

>>7137
great show
great scene
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I miss the old seasons :(
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>>7148
That is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>7134
>>7136
https://vid.puffyan.us/channel/UC6ZIKcLUAdxTUOB9yIo3baw
What happened to Gibby
Btw Charlie is writing/directing a movie and it’s going to have some people from sunny in it
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>>7163
I listened to one of their recent podcasts and they were backpedaling on all the offensive jokes they've made in the past. Apologizing and saying they should have known better. Sadly we'll never have peak Sunny again. But what can you really expect them to do these days? If you want to be big you have to follow Hollywood's rules.
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>>7150
you're not the first person to make this observation kek
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>>7172
I saw some of this, they even "joke" about how their podcast is "like an apology tour"

It's so sad, the one about sweet dee dating a retard, they all refused to use the "R word"

it's all so cringe I can't take it anymore anons
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>>7163 >>7172

Charlie Day is a funny guy and I always enjoyed watching It's Always Sunny but for whatever reason the last few seasons went downhill, maybe because of woke or they got religion all of a sudden. What a loss for a great show and great characters. Trivia, In real life Charlie is really married to the waitress.
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>>7204
Yeh that and I just feel like a show can only be good for so long. We only have so much cum inside of us. I might go see his movie later this month though. Thank you for your service
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I think Ashley would like this movie
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>>8076
>very mild themes and violence
PASS
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>>8076
buirto foru BBC! (=◉ᆽ◉=)





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Embrace the detours in your journey.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: YUI Tokyo Live Budokan
<Rink: https://yt.funami.tech/watch?v=DiZB1wrzoPI 🎵🕺
>Location: Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica 🌏✈️
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>>8089
How did you get from the Bahamas to Costa Rica in two minutes?
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Queen Cleopatra On Netflix Is Officially The Worst Show In History!

https://www.nexttv.com/news/worst-show-ever-queen-cleopatra-debuts-to-a-miserable-202-million-streaming-minutes-2-rotten-tomatoes-audience-score-netflix-weekly-rankings-for-may-8-14
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>>8679
Whitey once again keeping the Black man down.
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>>8681
They should give poor whitey a break now. Maybe if Netflix didn't race swap there wouldn't be a problem.
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I want a motorcycle.
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>>8869
I hate driving behind motorcycles. I'm constantly worried about one of you faggots falling and then I naturally accidentally hit your tumbling body. All it takes is a rock to make you fall. The amount of times I see these queers wobbling all over the place and cutting traffic. I have no sympathy for when one dies, it's their fault for choosing "cool" looks over safety. The only people who find motorcycles cool are boomers. Rarely do I see someone who's not a geriatric driving one of those things.
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>>8875
I was behind a biker going down a steep hill today, my brakes arent that great and he kept braking REALLY hard in front of me over and over, practically begging me to fling him over, pretty sure all these bikers are middle aged and suicidal
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>>8877
I had an Asian friend in high school who would slam his breaks the second hes close to a car. I wasnt sure if he was going to break up until hes next to another persons bumper. That shit was scary when youre going down a busy highway. When I was driving him around he instantly acted scared of my driving from the second hes in the car, which I didnt understand because Im a good driver and very conscious of my surroundings, courteous to other drivers, etc.
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>>8875
>>8877
I hate these cunts so much it's unreal. Motorcycles, bicycles, anyone on a two-wheel vehicle driving it on a road designed for cars gets the rope when I'm king.
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>>8875
>>8877
>>8878
>>8893
seethe cagers
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>>8921
>Hey look at me guys
>No seriously, please look at me
>Please notice me everyone
>I LIKE being roadkill
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>>8923
BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB
>>8921
I admire your passion anon. Don't let these faggots stop you. I'd be right there with you, but I've seen too many motorcycle accident gore videos for me to put my life in the hands of others. If I lived in a rural area, I'd be game. We could meetup with with our fat wives I will have fed my wife Ashley massive amounts of cheese stix and go to our local VFW for some sips
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>>8930
>Don't let these faggots stop you.
Let the constant danger of death stop you.
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>>8930
We can't stop you but the pavement will.
>>8933
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man. You win some, lose some, all the same to me. The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say.
I don't always subscribe to the WiFi of the local McDonald's. Sometimes I stray to a biker bar called Hoze's conveniently located next to a liquor store and an elementary school. The last time I was there, I witnessed an old man doing a masterful rendition of M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This during karaoke.
I've heard and seen a lot of crazy accidents on motorcycles. I'd rather be on all four than two. And then there is flying cars, no thank you.
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A reasonable alternative?
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>>8974
Motorcycles are gay but you make it even gayer by making it safer while still being easily deadly.
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How about one of these.
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How about one of these?
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>>8981
No thank you I'm good.
>>8974
Why'd you have to post that? Just looking at this sexy beast. Makes me want to day drink all day and chain smoke Marlboro reds with my wife till we fight at 7pm while Sports Center plays in the background.
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riding a motorcycle is about as good as an idea as sitting on the roof of a car with nothing more then a helmet on


Also I saw pic related tonight and it was shit
Thats my movie review, thanks for reading.
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>>9005
I would imagine being in control of a motorcycle would be safer than riding on top of a vehicle.
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Why did he do it, bros?
>>9022
he didn't
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Akira and Ghost In The Shell has some of the best animation to date. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cypmz-qoFE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQWPtBGtR4
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>>9360
Good taste anon, these are two of my favorite Chinese cartoons of all time. I have a Ghost in the Shell holographic sticker on my synthesizer and an Akira shirt. It bums me out knowing high quality animation such as these aren't people's first exposure to anime, but the selection offered on Netflix. Don't get me wrong there's still good anime on there, but it just bums me out knowing the best of the best isn't what people are exposed to. What do you think of the new 3d blended style of anime? The 2023 Trigun is the only one I've seen that pulls it off half decently.
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>>9362
>It bums me out knowing high quality animation such as these aren't people's first exposure to anime
>it just bums me out knowing the best of the best isn't what people are exposed to.
But aren't GITS and Akira like uber-entry-level though? Pretty sure most normies under 30 who claim to be le weeb anime fans ^_^ uwu like (or pretend to like) stuff like ghost in the shell, akira, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, etc. Basically all the normie approved midnight swim tier stuff. It's why when they see what 99% of what other anime is like they get all freaked out and start demanding the japanese studios change their evil misogynistic ways and add more trannies and blacks
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>>9367
>But aren't GITS and Akira like uber-entry-level though?
That may have been the case in the past, but because streaming services have centralized the content in which most people consume media, it's inadvertently redefined what most normies are exposed to first hand. I just wish a normies exposure to anime was of higher quality animation like Akira/GITS rather than what's offered on streaming platforms.
>>9367
I'm by no means an anime contrarian, I was bored one night and stumbled upon these two movies in my collection and decided to have a double feature night to go with my pizza since I was too lazy to cook anything. I'm sure normies are familiar of these films, even Hot Topic has t-shirts of these gook cartoons. Anyways, I'm sure there are plenty of obscure anime films/tv shows that share similar qualities. I mainly dig the 80s/90s aesthetics since the newer stuff looks like shit, especially the 3D ones. I also enjoy other animes like Doug and Hey Arnold!
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>>9370
>the newer stuff looks like shit, especially the 3D ones.
I agree. The way in which an animator expresses their energy through lines and strokes has been distanced by the automation of computers. I am excited though to see 3D anime improve over time thought.
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Pee-wee Herman is dead at age 70 after a private battle with Cancer

His last words to his fans
>Please accept my apology for not going public with what I've been facing the last six years. I have always felt a huge amount of love and respect from my friends, fans and supporters. I have loved you all so much and enjoyed making art for you.

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/paul-reubens-dead-pee-wee-herman-1235683504/
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>>11300
Tell em' Large Marge sent ya Pee Wee :')
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looks like Netflix wants to keep race swapping. I wonder whats next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8L5p2LISLU
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>>11568
These movies seem to evoke more "controversy" and more arguments among people online and in the media then the amount of people who actually watch the movie or show in question.

Every few weeks there is something new, like right now there is the new Barbie movie and after that it will be the new Snow White film for example.
its like its one of many distractions to keep the masses minds occupied and pitted against themselves so they ignore more important issues. 

Is this just an America/English thing? 
I never hear about in other non English speaking countries like in India's film/television industry. Maybe that's because I simply don't follow that part of the world or they are more strict in their diversity in media? or maybe its a product of how everything seems to be politicized?
One thing we all know and that is who are the most prominent head honchos in the film and television industry of America at the forefront of pushing these controversies...

That said, I do gotta admit I'm looking forward to seeing Ryan Gosling's portrayal of Martin Luther King Jr in the upcoming Netflix biography.
>>9367
Ja, you viil vatch ze niggerfied battle-shonen and you vill like it!!!
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>>11570
>its like its one of many distractions to keep the masses minds occupied and pitted against themselves
bingo
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>>11577
The Roman elite patriarchy ruling class had an expression referring to the plebians,  "Let them have panem et circenses (bread and circuses).
Hence gladiator fights and feeding Christians to the lions.
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>>11570
It is an important issue, they are trying to rewrite history and change original characters.
>>11580
Kids shouldn't be watching pedophile Hollywood Disney garbage anyways. If I ever have kids they will never consume MSM so it makes no difference to me if they further butcher what's already garbage. I just feel sad for the cattle who don't realize this is all on purpose to divide the population and have our minds stew on temporary and unimportant matters. I notice most of the population likes getting angry at these purposeful distractions. It makes them feel better because the human brain likes being a victim, whether you're a BLM type or WhitePower™ bottom, it's the same mechanism at work.
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>>11581
What are you talking about? the world is divided, no one is the same, we are not clones. There is no such thing as equality.
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>>11582
I never said we're all equal, but we are all human souls existing on the same unique frequency together. We let trivial matters divide us and this is done by design. Instead of recognizing we're all part of the human race inb4 the typical but da nigarts arent human we allow media influence created by those with an agenda against the human population divide us and keep our minds focused on the physical, the angry, the divisive. Who gives two shits about the color of some cartoon? How is this personally affecting your day-to-day? It isn't. Plus, anyone foolish enough to praise a cartoon based on its skin color - white or black - you shouldn't want to associate with anyways. So this problem is really just bait to keep you in a state of anger and righteous victimization, but ultimately it makes no impact on your life. Getting angry about pedophile Hollywood Masonic cartoons is pathetic.

These are stupid problems to entertain stupid people. It creates and cements division among people in where there wasn't any division to begin with. They need us to be pitted against each other, and constant political matters that probably have never really affected you in your personal life is a great way to do that. My solution? Get better problems to stew about.
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>>11580
rewriting history by what making shitty Netflix movies that no one actually watches? 
and trying to change made up characters that arent even real? who cares, theyre literally fictional.

No THEY are trying to create hysteria and outrage where it shouldnt exist, but they have such a strangle hold on media and thus by extension western culture that people aren't even thinking about how much the average middle/lower class person is getting fucked over and held down because fuck my neighbor who has slightly more dirt than me meanwhile those that sit in ivory towers look down and laugh at us like the insects we are
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>>11580
>they are trying to rewrite history
The little mermaid isn't historical
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>>11583
>keep our minds focused on the physical, the angry, the divisive
It's to keep us enslaved to our "lizard brains" by feeding our impulses. Thinking with the lizard brain feeds into itself, overeating makes you overeat more, jacking off makes you jack off more, and impulsive/physical thinking makes you blind to the higher/spiritual reality of things, so you can't see how you're being enslaved. Perhaps even worse, an impulsive mind isn't capable of abstract thought, so in that state of mind there's no genuine sense of morality, love, beauty, or anything transcendental, so everything is designed in a brutal and unnatural way, which feeds back into the lizard brain, which is why child rape/sacrifice will eventually become normal again and is already very common, it's one of the many natural consequences of lizard brain.
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>>11583
They are rewriting history to take credit for other peoples accomplishment’s, by changing non fictional characters and events.
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>>11585
I never said that the little mermaid was historical.
>>11586
>which is why child rape/sacrifice will eventually become normal again and is already very common, 
ok now you're just being ridiculous
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>>11596
>ok now you're just being ridiculous
Scaled hands wrote this post
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>>11598
They arent scales!... They are just calluses from jerking off too much :(
>>11586
*the ((( nigger ))) brain
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>>11590
>They are rewriting history to take credit for other peoples accomplishment’s, by changing non fictional characters and events.
This should come as no surprise since Disney has been doing that long, long before racial identity politics became part of the social milieu. Nevertheless, the behavior of corporations and their treatment of children's cartoons shouldn't be one of the major problems in your life.
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>>11601
>Nevertheless, the behavior of corporations and their treatment of children's cartoons shouldn't be one of the major problems in your life.
It’s not, I just think it’s stupid and funny.
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>>11602
>I just think it’s stupid and funny.
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Well I for one am not backpedaling on the undisputable FACT that the elites are raping children at this very moment and will normalize their baby raping ways SOON
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>>11609
I doubt it will be normalized anytime soon. There's power in secrecy. Humans are opposed to harm, we gasp and look away when we see gore partly why I think we aren't meat eating animals. They can't even normalize pedophilia. Look at how offended zoomers are if a 20 year old dates a 30 year old, or an 18 year old dates a 25 year old. It's legal but zoomers hate it, think it's "actually so disgusting" and will no doubt call the older person a groomer and abuser, even if both people in the relationship are happy. There's an extremism on pedophilia these days, an over-representation on pedophilia where there isn't pedophilia; and of course this response is coaxed into the public through government controlled media. They NEED the public to be angry about pedophilia and child sacrifice. If it were normalized, they wouldn't have any blackmail on key world leaders and celebrities.
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>>11611
>Look at how offended zoomers are if a 20 year old dates a 30 year old, or an 18 year old dates a 25 year old.
This is true. And yet I would wager many who espouse that opinion also think stuff like child drag shows are good, that 12 year olds should have "gender affirming care" and get their breasts removed, etc.

Genuine question: why? What causes this seeming cognitive dissonance?
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>>11613
>Humans are opposed to harm, we gasp and look away when we see gore partly why I think we aren't meat eating animals. They can't even normalize pedophilia
And why is it that they eat meat anyway? Human's are only repulsed by gore when they aren't desensitized to it, and if they obey the impulse to be violent against animals(human or not) they become desensitized. Butchers, hunters, doctors, and so on, all get used to working with dead flesh/meat after enough exposure, it won't be difficult to desensitize people to pedophilia. Humans have been completely desensitized before in pagan societies, as long as people are angry, therefore immpressionable, the elites will continue to redefine right and wrong to suit their purposes.
>They NEED the public to be angry about pedophilia and child sacrifice.
For now, they need to switch to a new flavor of the month every once in a while though to keep things fresh. Surely there's other kinds of blackmail for them to use, and if there isn't already they'll make some. 

>>11613
>What causes this seeming cognitive dissonance?
NTA but they can't help but be "cognitively dissonant", they're just parroting beliefs handed down to them by their puppet masters. They're already ok with sexualizing children, they just think the children aren't consenting, yet.
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>>11616
>if they obey the impulse to be violent against animals(human or not) they become desensitized. 
I have never had an impulse to be violent against animals, human or other. I have saved around 5 dogs on the road in my lifetime, never once had the urge to drive my car into them. Instead I got them into my car and helped them.

>Butchers, hunters, doctors, and so on, all get used to working with dead flesh/meat after enough exposure
And people in those professions are some of the most sociopathic people around. People in the butcher industry suffer with high amounts of alcohol abuse, drug abuse, depression, aggression, and domestic abuse, it's interesting to look into. Doctors and veterinarians are also sociopaths, and it makes sense. You have to lose your sense of empathy to be okay with cutting someone open, to be fiddling around with their guts. You desensitize yourself to do this, it is not something that comes naturally. We naturally are repulsed by harm. Those repeatedly exposed to it regularly develop lack of empathy and are more aggressive and harbor more mental health problems.

>Surely there's other kinds of blackmail for them to use, and if there isn't already they'll make some. 
The most obscene and repulsive blackmail they could possibly have is to sexually abuse and/or kill a child. Ask anyone on the street and they will agree that it's a heinous act. The younger generation is even more vocal about everything being "disgusting pedophilia". Perhaps we will see the normalization of drag kids and kids being exposed to sex, but I think it will allow for only kids themselves to be more sexual, and socially it would not be okay for an adult to express sexual desire towards those kids. The drag kid stuff is interesting. It's a lot about erasing innocent childhood, kids now are exposed to sex, transgender-ism, and politics, unlike previous generations. Cartoons now are a blurred line between "adult" cartoons and real kid cartoons. They want children to have adult concepts in their mind to erase childhood, but adult concepts to still be childish to keep the population stupid. It might not be so much about pedophilia as it is erasing innocence and childhood.
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>>11603
>I just think it’s stupid and funny.
I think so too, If film industries want to make parodies they can do so at their own risk and expense.
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>>11609
>tfw youre elite

Hey kids, we should have a movie night on Cytube where we watch that Netflix Cuties documentary
>>11617
>I have never had an impulse to be violent against animals, human or other.
What I mean by violence is the "natural" impulse to harm someone in any way when you're angry at them. Violence could be as simple as screaming at someone for cutting you off in traffic, if the intention behind that action is to harm, then in that moment there is that same lack of empathy that a psychopathic hunter would have for an animal. Though for most people their conscience kicks in before they really harm someone.

>The most obscene and repulsive blackmail they could possibly have is to sexually abuse and/or kill a child. Ask anyone on the street and they will agree that it's a heinous act.
Because they still have a conscience, a genuine sense of objective right and wrong, but conscience isn't a function of the lizard brain. Maybe in some cases conscience/empathy is an emotional thing, but emotions aren't in the lizard brain either. If someone obeys their impulses enough they'll become a complete psychopath and not only are those the kind of people that are the most "successful", they are also the people who are the easiest to control; since lizard brains are incapable of genuine beliefs, and so that is what the elites want everyone to become. Most of the elites think more like slaves than the average citizen I think.

>Perhaps we will see the normalization of drag kids and kids being exposed to sex, but I think it will allow for only kids themselves to be more sexual, and socially it would not be okay for an adult to express sexual desire towards those kids.
There's a very fine line between kids being sexual and adults being sexual with kids, a line too thin for kids to see and definately too thin for horny pedo lizard brains. Most people won't get the nuance, if you make kids sexual they'll assume it's okay to be sexual with them. Statutory rape(with or without consent) is already very common among teens and adults, a lot of girls lose their virginity at around 12 years of age, and they're always traumatized by that because children are not meant to be sexual.

>They want children to have adult concepts in their mind to erase childhood, but adult concepts to still be childish to keep the population stupid. It might not be so much about pedophilia as it is erasing innocence and childhood.
I'd guess it's about corruption in general, corrupt adults to think like children, and vice versa, the further people are kept away from their true selves the easier they'd be to control. Though that corruption would be more effective on children, and what better way to ruin someone's childhood than by raping them?
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Just finished watching Blow, Johnny Depp looks like Chester near the end of the movie.
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>>11679
it was the 70's man, you could get away with a lot more back then. Kids today ask too many questions.
Gosh, I wish I could go back...
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>>11680
This part of the movie takes place in the early 90s.
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>>11680
I want to ask Seabee if this is true, since he's the only one here that was actually alive during the 70s. Is it true? Could you molest sexy kids much easier back then?
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>>11689
>don't do it Seabee they are trying to set you up!
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>>11689
I wasn't around in the !970s but I kinda wish I was because picrel
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>>11701
My bad, you must have been around in the 1960s or 1950s?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWSjb4LQp6A
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watched pic a few days ago; not bad but black-pilled
recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=14&v=l7MTrs1dhgw
>>12304
>The Beauty Of Pusher trilogy
>urban hellscape filled with drug abuse and violence
I'll pass
Didn't know about this though, seeing mads mikkelsen as a skinhead is weird, the guy is a fantastic actor
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>>12364
RESPECT
Yeah the trilogy has a pretty bleak view of criminal life. Does not glamourize it like hollywood does with mafia films.
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>>12366
I find funny the fact that Refn never wanted to make sequels but had to for $$$ lol
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>>12368
The sequels turned out good though, the second is my favourite. Mads is a cool actor.
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>>4124 (OP) 
The King of Comedy (Martin Scorsese, 1982)
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>>12434
This is one of Scorsese's classics I've yet to watch. Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and Casino are some of my top favourites of his. My cutoff point is Gangs of New York, his films beyond that look kinda shitty.
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>>12436
You might like it then, og joker movie
Watching De Niro and Pacino trying to trow hands on the set of The Irishman  was hilarious to me
>>9022
Sentenced 30 years to life in prison because two women regretted having sex with him 20 years ago. 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/07/danny-masterson-that-70s-show-sentenced-prison-rape
>>12495
Damn, she fucked him harder than he fucked her.
>>12495
These accusations are obviously false, what women is going to wait 20 years to report a rape. When a rape happens there’s a struggle and the victim calls the police shortly after.
>>12505
Because they're all whores who let themselves get fucked for money/fame
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>>12497
no doubt
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>>12506
this. interestingly all the "rapes" happened at the height of his fame, and the women (one of which was his girlfriend for god's sake) claim that they were "drugged" but apparently weren't required to say what kind of drugs were used. AKA they were partying at this rich, good looking, ultra-popular hollywood dude's house, did some drugs and alcohol, and sucked his penis. Fast forward to the pound metoo movement, and they saw an opportunity for money and attention.

Apparently the guy was a scientologist at the time, so were all the chicks, and so they played it up big that the church of scientology "intimidated them" into not going to the police. I guess Leah Remini was supporting the girls accusing him, which really disappointed me to see because I really liked and respected her for getting out of an obvious cult and then going after them. But this thing against Danny Masterson is an obvious scam and the man sure as hell doesn't deserve to spend life in prison.
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>>12495

Fuck. 
He should have gotten a better lawyer. He's going to be locked up there with tyrone and jamal. What a nightmare.
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and if the rape happened 20 years ago how did the court get around the statute of limitations?
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>>12517
This is what I've been wondering. What is the loophole for all these ancient Metoo accusations?
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>>12304
Pic related is my favourite Refn film. Hardy is amazing in it.

>>12434
I enjoyed the KoC as well.
>>12436
You should should check out "After Hours" if you havent seen it. Its a lesser known Scorsese film but its really good, one of my favourite of his.


Recently had this displeasure of seeing The Equalizer 3. Absolute snoozefest. The first movie is an ok-ish "turn your brain off action movie"
The biggest gripe I had with 3 is that the main character at no stage what so ever feels like he is in any danger at all. I know its an action film and the good guy always wins,etc, but there should atleast be moments of tension or atleast have the villain get a small victory over the hero at some stage to help establish a threat or some legitimacy. 
This film lacks both of those completely, its as if the action hero is playing a game on Easy mode and as a result, for an action film I just sat there waiting for each scene to end so I could get closer to the ending credits.
None of the action scenes are memorable whatsoever. Denzel Washington sleep walks his way thru it as well, probably looking forward to the nice paycheck so he can add another story to his 4th vacation home.
Avoid seeing The Equalizer 3 at all costs, even if someone pays you to see it.

Oh and at no point does he kill anyone and say "Yo ass, just got Equalized, bitch". Disappointing.
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>>12538
>After Hours
I believe i've watched it a long ass time ago, dubbed, time to re-watch, downloading it now.
>>12538
>favourite Refn film
It has to be the first Pusher for me >>12304
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>>12537

Hangin out...
behind the bars
Doin the same old thing...
I did for the last 1564.29 weeks
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If cutting off your penis is cool, then consider me Lorena Bobbitt.
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>>12497
>She alleges he took her virginity, was 'preoccupied' with her being 'innocent and pure', and often referred to her as 'The Child'.
Ashley, is that you? Why are you doing this? I thought you were different. Is the real reason you left in 2015?

>forced his penis down my throat
How? Have you seen the size of that thing?
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Also, this happened.
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Russel Brand did not kill himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGr_PVUHn2I

Y’know, the thing about Russell Brand, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/russell-brand-turned-devil-eyes-30958909
>>12888
That nigga got the no.33 tatted on his arm as well as the all seeing eye. I used to watch his vids until I realized he's part of the predictive programming to the masses. He rants for 5mins straight, reads excerpts from a news article, and then makes smarmy British remarks that aren't even funny.
>>12891
>British
That's the biggest tell all anglos are ((( scottish rite ))) baby rapists its why theyre so smug
>>12891
Definitely, and I'm glad people see that he's "in". He's marked with a 33 tattoo, and I remember going on his website to see that he was on a comedy tour called the "33" tour. Strange this supposedly oh-so-woke savior is obsessed with occult numerology. The guy has a lot of other tell tale signs of a pawn, and frankly I think his metoo story is just another produced bread and circus, just like everything he produces is.
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>>12891
>makes smarmy British remarks that aren't even funny
Dude, every time he does that I cringe so hard. I never thought Russell Brand was all that funny.
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>>12893
>I think his metoo story is just another produced bread and circus, just like everything he produces is
I agree with this. It seems to me that one of the major concepts being pushed right now is "don't get into a relationship." First, you train the women to be "strong and independent" (i.e., the state replaces the role of father and husband), and when they finally become so insufferable, you promote the narrative that as a man "women are too much trouble, it's better to be alone. I have plenty of pornography and sex dolls/toys to meet my sexual needs, so why bother?"

Male figures like Russell Brand, Danny Masterson, Andrew Tate (and those are just the relatively recent ones highlighted by the mainstream media), who are attractive, wealthy, and seemingly invulnerable having their lives (apparently) destroyed sends a strong signal. Whether or not these characters are "in on it" or not is largely irrelevant to the message being sent to young men in the western world: "if a guy like that can have his life destroyed, I'd stand no chance -- better to stay away."

This is all part of a larger thread and theme of isolation. When you have no family, no friends, no wives or husbands, no children, you are effectively alone, socially. If you're alone, you're vulnerable (both mentally and physically). You have nothing to fight for, no legacy to concern yourself with, so you might as well just "go with the flow" and do as you're told. As long as you're OK, that's all that matters -- because you're all you have to worry about after all.
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>>12896
If women are already insufferable then why should men bother? Sounds like a lose/lose situation, might as well try to be content with being alone
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>>12898
anon, I...
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>>12900
I get that Im "promoting the same narrative" as your original post, but how else do you deal with that situation? It's the effect, not the cause.
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>>12907
>how else do you deal with that situation?
I'll give you an honest answer to that question, but you're probably not going to like it. You effectively have three choices:

1. Ingratiate yourself to a community (probably religious) that still holds traditional values and find a young woman there.
2. Find a young girl (14-16), preferably from a lower socioeconomic background (bonus for abusive family) and groom her to your liking. High risk high reward.
3. Move to a southeast Asian country, find a suitable candidate (young/poor) and relocate her WITHIN southeast Asia to remove her from her comfort zone but never take her back to the west.

Your programming will likely cause you to recoil at the "power imbalance" of these scenarios. I'll remind you that power imbalances between men and women (with men assuming all authority and thus responsibility) are completely natural, normal, and healthy for relations between the sexes. The female SHOULD be dependent upon the male; in fact, she yearns for it. After finding a suitable mate, impregnate her 2-3 times. Maintain your status as sole breadwinner and decision-maker. Enjoy.
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>>12913
Have you tried and succeded with any of those methods? It sounds a lot like you either:

1. Find a woman with a good father who, in the most traditional scenario, picks you to be her husband.

2. Attempt to groom a teenager with daddy issues by acting like her father.

The second scenario seems like its bound to fail, since she already hates men because of her father, and so would leave you or at least be very contentious. You might not mind that but the children you plan to have will be abused and neglected, and you wont be able to make up for that since you'll be too busy "being the breadwinner" to be home.

The first scenario would work, but is highly unlikely, since there are likely other young men raised in that community that her father has already picked out for her. 

My point being, if you weren't already raised properly, at this point, it's over.
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>>12914
>The second scenario seems like its bound to fail, since she already hates men because of her father, and so would leave you or at least be very contentious.
Firstly I never mentioned daddy issues (although it's fair to infer that from my recommendation to find a poor girl from an abusive household, which tbh was kinda (kinda) a joke). I see where you're coming from but I disagree. Just because a girl has a shitty upbringing doesn't automatically mean she's bound to hate men forever. You could just as easily argue that she'll appreciate you more and become ultra clingy and needy (hot).

If women around you are contentious, that's because YOU'RE allowing them to act that way. Women will absolutely test you, subconsciously or otherwise, and if you let them walk all over you, they will. You don't have to be a super alpha chad to "beat" the test either, you just have to let her know you have uncompromising standards and she can take it or leave it, no hard feelings. This obviously won't work on some 32 year old hag that's had 50 million dicks up her pooper, but a young girl who still craves loving guidance from a strong and kind man will absolutely respond and respect you for it.

Ultimately I think really the best chance any modern guy has of finding "wife material" is to find a young and preferably virginal female by whatever means necessary. This is a big no-no to actually voice out loud though. It's wrong to pump and dump a young girl, but it's absolutely not wrong to love them, marry them, and provide them with a good life. Y'know, like it's always been.

At the end of the day I really do see where you're coming from here >>12907. I think humanity is pretty much screwed and destined for slavery, so yeah, do whatever makes you happy.
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>>12919
>Just because a girl has a shitty upbringing doesn't automatically mean she's bound to hate men forever.
True. I had a shitty upbringing – wore diapers even when I could control my bowl movements, cleaned up dog poop with my bare hands, and indulged in Taco Tuesdays that carried into Whimperin' Washroom Wednesdays. Fun fact, humans all inherently know to recycle. Why else would our body create delicious shit? Why do we waste this perfect treat by flushing it down the toilet like it's a piece of shit? Even funner fact, you know how they say you should eat pineapples so your cum tastes sweet. Yeah. That works with shit, too.

Shit upbringing aside, I don't hate men. Anne Frankly, I don't see what shit and men have to do with each other aside from the fact that I like when a man smells like it.
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>>12898
>If women are already insufferable then why should men bother? Sounds like a lose/lose situation, might as well try to be content with being alone
That's some serious copium. You're the type of person to complain during a life or death situation.
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>>12922
Sex isnt life or death. Committing to a shitty person is a lifelong mistake
>>12919
So you're not married?
This is one of the reasons why race swapping is bad, it can be used to white wash Native American history too.
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>>12930
It's a low budget school film made by college students, of course it isn't the pinnacle of film, thus they probably just had one of the students play the girl. She doesn't look remotely white to me.
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>>12931
Shes an albiniggress
>>12931
>She doesn't look remotely white to me.
She looks fully white, she doesn’t look Native American at all.
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>>12933
You're the type of person to see an obvious tranny and question if it's a tranny or not.
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>>12934
I’m not questioning anything, I’m just stating the obvious.
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>>12935
You should question your mental stability because you're retarded if you think she looks fully white. She looks racially ambiguous which is why they probably used her for this low budget student film nobody will watch. Native american women are rare and its likely hard to find one to hire, so they just use the film student that looks the most racially ambiguous. If we're talking about "white washing" Native American history, how about we talk about all the white settlers who betrayed their trust and nearly genocided them. That has a lot more real world impact than some stupid student film.
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>>12933
>She looks fully white, she doesn’t look Native American at all.
Wait a second, I'm having trouble following this argument. Is your position that the mystery meat chick in these pictures is "fully white"?
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>>12936
In this case I don’t have to question weather she is white, I know she is white. Native Americans look nothing like white people. She is not racially ambiguous, They could at least use Mexican or Peruvians if they can’t find Canadian or US native Americans. whitewashing is what’s making native Americans unnoticed, so it does also matter.
>>12938
Just to be clear, you're saying the girl in these pictures here >>12937 is white?
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>>12938
It was a student film viewed by a a handful of people, probably most of whom were related to the student cast and crew. Who cares?

And if you're so concerned about native Americans being unnoticed, I guess it would be better to not tell the story at all though because they couldn't find a girl with dark enough skin hanging out in the college quad, right?
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>>12938
I looked and this film was created in north eastern Canada, where there are probably aren't tons of darkies, mexicans, etc. Maybe Ashley will volunteer to be the lead role.
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>>12941
There’s plenty of them south of New England
>>12939
Yes, of course she’s white.
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>>12943
Oh OK thank you for confirming that you're retarded
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>>12944
I’m not retarded, I am confirming that she is in fact obviously white. You are insulting me because I hurt your feelings for telling the truth and not your truth.
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>>12940
>And if you're so concerned about native Americans being unnoticed, I guess it would be better to not tell the story at all though because they couldn't find a girl with dark enough skin hanging out in the college quad, right?
Yes, What difference does it make if there not even casting native Americans. They might as well just go unnoticed then get white washed and race swapped.
>>12945
Dude in no universe is that chick "fully white" or "obviously white"
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>>12938
>she is white, I know she is white
I agree anon, picrel is a good example of another obviously fully white woman
>>12947
She is fully or almost fully white.
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>>12949
Would you classify the girl in this picture >>12948 as fully or almost fully white?

Are there fully white people in the room with us right now, anon? Can you see them?
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>>12948
She’s predominantly white, too white in fact to play a black character. She would be white enough to play a white woman.
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>>12951
>She’s predominantly white
Have you never seen an albino before? Look at the shape of her skull
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>>12950
>Would you classify the girl in this picture >>12948 as fully or almost fully white?
Technically speaking I would say that she is predominately or almost fully white but generally speaking she’s pretty much white.
>>12952
I actually have seen an albino before, she’s not albino.
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>>12921
It's comforting to know you would be willing to put up with my shit especially after coming home late after a night of heavy Domino's. I know you'd be right there waiting for me to crawl from the shower, a wish in one hand and my chapped ass filled with Boudreaux's Butt Paste® in the other. So you're telling me you eat pineapple on pizza too? Could I interest you in some vegan pepperoni for your pizzas? It looks like shit and tastes like shit but I don't think that will be an issue for you now.
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>>12888
>be a c list celebrity/comedian
>sexually assault a woman
>grift to the right so when SA accusations come out you can claim its all an agenda or a witch hunt

saw the above posted somewhere else. good strat?
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Umm vaxxed chads, are we still winning?!?! ...we're still winning right?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeFWNtMo1Fs

trailer for the new Garfield move is out
I wont be pirating it unless they release an uncut and unrated version where Jon accidentally drinks dog semen
>>14497
dude was also a drug addict to be fair, but yeah maybe he popped in the hot tub and his heart sploded. I felt nothing when I heard the news because Friends was and is fucking gay
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It was OK
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Viva Merde
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Man Claims He Saw Will Smith Getting Packed By Another Dude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKHJ7dmhgk
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>>15483
>>15483
I'm sure it was a mistake, all black people look the same. That's a joke. All black celebrities are gayngstas because their brothas all got such phat asses.
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Watch this movie ashley!!! 
Watch it! Watch it!
It's super good! 

https://youtu.be/yvG3WPYAXHM?si=ID6j70K-o1AtKNk-
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Look ash!!! Look!!!
This film is awesome!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILcd0rbhg4Y&pp=ygUYRHVuZSBtb3ZpZSAxOTg0IGVzcGHDsW9s
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>>15488
I’m not surprised his son turned out to be the way he is.
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>>15500
Why do black people have weird belly buttons?
>>15537
the curse
>>15537
Some black people have weird bellybuttons due to genetics. It’s not a curse.
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>>15537
It's the mark of Cain
Remember, always pirate or buy physical stand alone/offline media 

PlayStation is erasing 1,318 seasons of Discovery shows from customer libraries
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/12/playstation-is-erasing-1318-seasons-of-discovery-shows-from-customer-libraries/
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>>15780
>removing this shit show
I don't get it. This seems like good news to me.
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>>15781
its not about that particular show, its about digital content being simply removed from consumers that paid money for it, even if its a shitty tv show or a video game etc
Harry Potter actors being gay
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This nigga watches too many films wtf
https://nitter.woodland.cafe/pscaruffi#m
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>>16353
This is from MDE's 'How To Bomb The US Government', right? I wish I had a copy of that book.
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>>16356
u can find torrent ez
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>>16357
i use pic related
>>16356
Here ya go. I think you just need to make an account but they have a lot of books on here.
https://z-lib.is/book/how-to-bomb-the-us-govt-17235084
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>>16359
i use
https://annas-archive.org/
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>>16360
I look on there occasionally too.
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>>16359
Thanks! I even found Zdzisław Beksiński's artwork on there. Metal!
>>16361
annas-archive mirrors z-lib
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>>16377
>anus-archive
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Salomé di Carmelo bene 
Fico
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>>16420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op64ocE6ajo
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>>16432
Carmelo Bene always used women as objects, he studiet Lacan and Freud
Great actor imo
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GN
https://thetvapp.to/tv/syfy-live-stream/
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>>16420
bump per Carmelo
>>16728
it was a  livestream of Twilight Zone
never watched it before 01/01/2024
ujelly?
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Star Wars is anti-semitic.
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>>16882
I'm anti-semitic.
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This is perhaps my favorite schlock film, starring Jim Varney as the titular character Dr. Otto.
You can watch it for free on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC95nKjyC4o
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>>18091
Gojira no Gyakushū
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>>18134
Is she on Hot Ones because GAT DAYM
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I’ve seen a lot of films in my life but I’ve seen nothing quite as rich as Joe (1970). Why tf isn’t this film in the Library of Congress?
Anons, you should watch Joe (1970) it really is a fascinating portrayal of rugged American life in a declining society.
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>>18166
>it really is a fascinating portrayal of rugged American life in a declining society.
Why watch it when I'm living it?
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>>18168
Because a working stiff and a posh Manhattan type team up together to kill Hippies whom they consider a plague upon society.
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>>18108
Sora no Daikaijū Radon
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its bout time u whitebois finna git yo  lernin dun rite for Black History Month startin wit dis reel shit yo ashy jew profissors don;t be teechin in skool

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“Fair is foul and foul is fair.”
MacBeth is a play by Shakespeare that like many of his works has withstood the test of time. And who better to play the “Hero” of this tragedy than Ian McKellen.
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The Omega Man (1971)
Charlton Heston becomes the last human on earth who roams the city by day and takes shelter at his fortress at night from the plague victims that try to hunt him down.
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For years I didn't know the Redux cut of Apocalypse Now existed. I just saw it last night. That French plantation part is now my favorite part of the movie. Curse upon the friend who gave me the theatrical cut. I should have seen this a long time ago.
>>20584
no no no no Curse you!
its literally the worst part of the film. it adds absolutely nothing to the films overalls story arc  and only adds to an already bloated runtime.
>>20589
I liked its surreal quality. This relic of colonialism stuck in time. I thought it was masterfully shot. The way it’s shot at the golden hour. I really loved it.  Even if it’s isolated from the plot. It’s no more isolated and irrelevant than the smell of napalm and surfing scene yet it’s masterful.
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>>20584
>>20589
>>20598
I have both the regular and The redux. The redux just tries to show the persistence of French colonialism in the midst of American involvement.

My favorite scene:
https://youtu.be/hn37QfXw1-E
>>20584
One of the things I remember disliking about the redux is how it cuts out the scene where they steal the colonel's surfboard, which was one of the best parts of the movie, but later includes the scene where the colonel sends out a helicopter with a recording of him demanding his surfboard back over a loud speaker while the PBR Streetgang hide under a tree. Apparently the Final Cut is Coppola's true version of the movie which blends the theatrical cut and redux together.
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>>20602
Great scene. Perhaps the most persistent and culturally influential. Wagner’s Rise of the Valkyrie putting fear in the heart of VC; a sort of psychological warfare. There’s an interesting parallel between the movie’s overproduction and the heavy cost of Vietnam War financially and the irreplaceable loss of human lives.
>>20603
I had completely forgotten the surfboard theft scene. I had to look it up.
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>>20602
I think that was everyone's favourite scene, but for me it was when Captain Williard meets Kurtz. One of Brando's best performances despite forgetting his lines constantly and being a prima donna on set, the movie was almost ruined because of his laziness.
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>>20606
Couldn't have said it better myself. I always wondered what route Coppola's Apocolypse Now would have taken if he served in Vietnam like Oliver Stone did with his direction of Platoon.
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>>20589

Perhaps Coppola wanted to represent in that family the western arrogance and how their colonialism is. It is a family that lives in isolation, they do not mix with the natives, they despise them and they are there mainly for wealth and land (maybe to someday travel to France and show off later I guess).
The American Officer asks the French father when they will leave and the Frenchman gets angry and basically says that out of pride he won't leave.
Supposedly the Americans went to fight there for ideological reasons (to save the poor Vietnamese from communism) and lost. But what would have happened if they had won? Surely American families would have settled there with companies to extract natural resources just like those French.

That's what I remember at least. I saw it about 15 years ago I think.
>>20602
so recently Ive been severely constipated. 
Every time Ive gone tried to go to the toilet its been a real struggle to squeeze out some turds, and Im talkin real big ones too, real man sized ones, not your small time pebble pushers. But the hardest problem, no pun intended, is that the theyre so hard as a rock that it really hurts after a few hours of battling it out in the toilet trenches.

so anyways, Ive started listening to that Ride of the Valkrie song on the way to bathroom to hype myself up, to get myself motivated and psyched to push one out, ya know what I mean. 

Honestly, turns out, its worked out really well for me and my Colonel colon and Ive had a logs of success on the bathroom's throne with this method. Heh, you could even say its been a "CRAPocalypse Now" all over the insides of my toilets bowl! Hell, Ive been dropping bombs into the bowl just like those Bell UH-1 Iroquois "Huey's" do in that movie scene!!!


goddamn, smells like victory every morning around 11am! 

tyfys Francis Ford Crapppola
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>>20638
Eating fibre yogurt, eggs w/ hot sauce or jalapenos usually does the trick for me when I feel backed up.
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>>20638
I haven't had to have a bowel movement in over three years. My secret, I only eat foods that my body totally uses and produces no waste at all. I'll post my no waste menu so you can avoid your troubling toilet habits but, see vid

https://youtu.be/9Z2sDXQ-h-g
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>>20649
I don’t believe you at all. Just as much as I don’t believe you will get laid either.
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Been wanting to see this film for quite some time and it was pretty disappointing. It started off as a dark, gritty thriller about snuff films but once the murder mystery was solved the rest of the film dragged on and turned into an awful revenge story. Nic Cage's overacting during any action sequence is terribly funny and it's hard to take him seriously when he's angry. I usually enjoy his movies like Adaptation, Face/Off, Leaving Las Vegas and Vampire's Kiss but this movie sucked.
To the person spamming the honeypot CP link, if you're going to do that then at least post it in a thread with the correct target audience: the /tv/ thread.
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real pee poo links
https://tinyurl.com/st1nk3rz
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Will you guys be watching this informative new 4chan documentary on Netflix??
https://inv.n8pjl.ca/watch?v=GK_C54Q_9QY
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>>22050

Thanks.
I fucking  love 4chan man.
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>>22048
You are literally Hitler for encouraging pedos to spam their CP links in our beloved film and television thread. As Board Admin it is your duty to keep this place a fun and safe environment for its users by removing any malicious links that may harm our family computer, illegal images of children, gore, animal cruelty and East Indian-tier spam. Please reconsider your decision.
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>>22050
How many of these hit pieces do they need to churn out about 4chan?
>>22050
>le evil 4chan is soo frickin evil and scary bullshit in 2024
Only feds and coomers use 4chan.
>>22061
>he never browsed /tv/ back in 2011
No this is the perfect place for that spam
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>>22061
>You are literally Hitler
>>22160
damn Hitler looked like that when he was younger? kinda cute tbh
>>22160
Pretty sure that's the guy that plays the Mandalorian
>>22160
>the Gay Dicktaker
>>22160
looks like someone gave her a dirty sanchez.
>>22160
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You guys going to be watching the epic live action adaptation of Fallout on Amazon Prime™???
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>>22886
Does anyone have that hilarious and creepy screenshot of the guy who talked about pissing on all the kids in the kid town in Fallout 3?
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>>22889
I remember seeing a screenshot on /v/ years ago of some guy who drank the toilet water right after one of the girls used it until he died of rad poisoning.
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>>22894
That's what it was. I knew it had something to do with kids and piss but I didn't save it because my first name isn't Chester.
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>>22889
>>22894
>>22895
Sweet little innocent Bumble
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>>22896
>posted 15 years ago
good lord
>>22896
Her new nickname is Bumble Pee
Will Smith Eating Spaghetti AI Video - (2023 vs 2024)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbWe5k4fFWE&pp=ygUMSm9uIEFyYnVja2xl
Roughly 5 more minutes of Jon Arbuckle becoming increasingly unhinged without context

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3rPL9EEiI&pp=ygUMSm9uIEFyYnVja2xl
>>22886
Written by a woman on the show to fill out her cuck fantasy with a big-eyed fallout woman that tries hard to be Alita Battle Angel. :p
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>>22885
I only watch it for Walton Goggins.
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Anyone seen this one? Probably my favorite Nicolas Cage movie.
>>23539
>Anyone seen this one?
No I have not.
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>>4124 (OP) 
I found this on tubi a while ago and have been meaning to recommend it to Ash. It's your typical direct to video crap but the dogs are cute, plus they talk. Speaking of crap pretty sure it was written by a scat fetishist because there's several instances of the large dog farting. Also the girl steps in a pile of his poop at the beginning and they show a close up  of her foot stepping in it. I wonder if Quentin Tarantino filmed that part. Anyways check it out. If you like dogs movies.
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>>23539
I haven't seen it, but this has been on my "to watch" list basically since it came out. I love Nicolas Cage so maybe it's time I finally sit down to see it. The trailer looks badass.

The last one of his movies I watched was Dream Scenario. It was a bit meh. I loved the concept but it was a bit heavy on the drama aspects for my taste. Someone posted the very funny premature ejaculation scene on the board when this movie came out though. Nic was obviously great in it, just the general storyline wasn't for me.
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>>23544
I haven't seen it but it's on my to do list. Nicholas Cage has always been a fav.

It's hard to pick a favorite Nicholas Cage movie. He never fails to add depth to any movie he stars in. So I'll say The Rock and Gone in 60 Seconds.
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>>23543
>check it out
Will do

I highly recommend the following dog movies
A Dog's Way Home
A Dog's Purpose
A Dog's Journey
The Art Of Racing In The Rain
https://youtu.be/76rGp7C1Erk?feature=shared

i like dog movies.
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>>23553
I always fast forward so I don't have to watch those Russian faggots kill the puppy and how it affected John.
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>>23547
I liked that new one he was in the not FNAF movie.
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>>23554

It is sad to see how they kill that cute little dog.
I like those dogs because they are super cheerful.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs&pp=ygUYSmFuZXMgYWRkaWN0aW9uIGRvZyBkb25n

I like songs that have dog barks in them. I wish there were more of them.
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>>22885
Such a healthy looking vault overseers. :p It's basically just racial stereotype shitposters who look so smug so they can control the white man. :p
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>>23581
>I wish there were more of them

 Here you go, heh,heh.
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>>23554
is that a Cavalier?
fun fact, if that dog, assuming its female, was humped n bumped by Bandit, it would create a pugalier, which is my family's dog.

does this make me related to Ashley in some way?

Guys which of her dogs do you think humps her legs the most? Its got be the younger one right? The older wouldnt do it as much, but it would have more XP though so its humping technique is probably superior
I wonder if thats the real reason Ashley has hairy legs, the prickly, thick leg hair probably doesnt feel good to grind up and down on compared to a nice smooth, cleanly shaven leg so it acts a sort of deterrent.
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>>23629
>is that a Cavalier
>it would create a pugalier

No, I think it would be more like a Fusilier

>does this make me related to Ashley in some way?

Now that's a thought worth entertaining.
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>>23849
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RjnGyKDSprE&pp=ygUbTGVvbmFyZG8gZGljYXByaW8gZ2F5IHNjZW5l
Any comments referencing to gay the Spongbob cartoon on Nickelodeon or any gay characters in it in anyway (other than saying it sucks) will be removed. This is a Gay Spongebob-free zone!

Also Sundae the dog is not voiced by the same person as Squidworda and PatrickFAT is not voiced by the same person as Grimace, and they are not the same as the characters from Spongebob are gay, stupid and not funny at all while the opposite is true of characters in this cartoon.
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>>24038

What happened to you ash? Why are you bitter? 
Please tell us your problem, maybe we can help you.
>>24038
Spongebob was never gay and Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the show, denied those claims multiple times before his death. He was involved in the first 3 seasons and left after making the shitty movie and picked some woke faggot producer to take over the show and run it into the ground.
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>>24042
Someone doesn't have to be gay for them to be gay
>>24038
>gay
>annoying voice
>full of holes
>👃
bitch you is a spongebob
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>>24038
this is a lot like ashley
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>>24046
You forgot to mention something
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>>24038
I would love to put my thick 6 inch penis in ash right now. She looks so tight. It would leave her super relaxed.
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>>24046
>>24048
>>24051
Damn, you guys are merciless to our leader. If I die please don't do the eulogy at my funeral, heh, heh.
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I would love to suck on her swollen tits right now. Mommy is so angry. I would make her super climax.
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>>4124 (OP) 
I've had this movie idea for a few years and would like your guys opinion. It's  called Officer of the Paw. A cop named Officer BARKinski is killed in duty and his brain is put in the body of his Police K9 now he must SNIFF out crime and DIG up dirt oi  the bad guys. It's essentially Robocop but with a dog instead of a robot. I thought he could be played by John Ham. This is a legitimate movie idea I have.
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>>24066
Sounds like a winner. You could use pic rel Bandit and the Ash could collect royalties.
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>>24069
No
>>24066
Thats too good, Im stealing your idea but twisting it enough so you cant sue me when I sell the rights to it to the website Tubi TV.


Its going to be an 8 episode television show where they surgically attach a retired K9 Police dog's head onto the body of a legendary detective who just recently died after getting decapitated in a freak jet ski accident. But they also replace the dogs brain inside its head with the human detective's brain.
And so the basic premise of the series is that this super detective travels around the world sniffing for clues with help of his newly, surgically acquired K9 skills (SNIFFA) and solves the unsolvable of unsolvable cold cases that he, in his previous life as a 100% human werent able to solve.

However the twist is (You always have to have a twist), the procedure didnt go 100% smoothly and so sometimes his dog habits kick in. Like for example, there could be an episode where he is helping a sexy female latina detective with massive boobs, solve a case and there is a scene where she walks in on him drinking water from the toilet bowl and she is like omg what are you doing? and he is like kinda embarrassed but also is like wtf I was just thirsty. Ya know, like an internal struggle between his human side vs his canine side that results in shenanigans, etc etc

Also, since he his revisiting previous cases that he couldnt solve as a %100 human, there would be moments were side characters ask "hey, do I know you from somewhere? you seem oddly familiar" BUT in his new K9 head but body and brain of a human, he has to downplay it and pretend its his first time on the case.

Also also, since he has a human brain and human vocal chords he speaks like a human, but also kinda sounds a bit like scooby doo.
This too shall be voiced by Jon Hamm
I havent thought of a title.
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>>24085
>there is a scene where she walks in on him drinking water from the toilet bowl
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>>24038
What did she mean by this?
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>>24096
Tbh, I have no idea. I thought she was referring to my Squidward post but it looks like an authentic schizo post to me. All I know is I'm very hesitant to share pics of my aquarium with you guys now after learning her opinion on keeping pet fish and her opinion on SpongeBob SquarePants considering I have SpongeBob's house, Squidward's house and the Krusty Krab as tank ornaments.
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>>24093
great anime
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>>24098
You can always go with the fake aquarium fish if you want to remain in her good graces but that's like having a stuffed animal and pretending it's real

https://youtu.be/sYSmr0isCR0
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>>24106
That son of a sponge stole Ashley's pocket watch
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>>24052

I love our supreme leader. 
I'm just surprised she gets mad at spongebob like that.
I like spongebob, some episodes are super good (I remember one where Squidward leaves the Krusty crab in charge of spongebob while he goes home to rest, but when he's home he can never relax and goes back to the krusty crab over and over again. In the end no one goes to the restaurant the whole shift and squidward's nose falls off and his head deflates. Very funny....).
I don't understand why Ash would look down on something so fun. 
Maybe she lacks a man like me to caress her and make love to her every day.
We could also smoke pot and drink some sweet juice.
>>24114
You want me to evict them from their home and sentence them to a life on the street just to replace them with mannequins? Can you fucking imagine actually doing that to people? Lmao, those fake fish look awful. They look like the TV show that Ed, Edd n Eddy watch. 
https://ed.fandom.com/wiki/Fish_Bowl_2
>>24098
No its ok, dont worry about that. Ashley has been up for 67hrs straight researching McDonaldland, so she was bound to crack eventually, thats all.
Now show the the class your aquarium with your Spongebob tank ornaments. Sounds cool!




watched the Virgin Suicides (1999, Sofia Coppola). it was ok, kind of overrated though. Kirsten Dunst is cute af though. 3.8/5 pveralls
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