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Egg salad! The way you tried not to laugh when quoting Hillary Cliton was cute but also appeared genuine since everything that old crooked bitch says is a joke. I did take woodworking class in high school where I learned to build a dog house in case my parents kick me out after graduating, so searching a gazebo sounds believable. Unfortunately, I have to dock you points on the corn candy bit since that is the worst candy next to all sorts licorice. I did search if pooping is suppose to hurt, since I read your manifesto entirely while on the toilet one night which resulted in giving myself hemorrhoids. I now limit myself from looking at my phone while on the can. All in all, it was a great cameo. You are such a woman, you go girl!
For the next cameo, can you chew on something, preferably gum or a bag of chips, while speaking closely into the microphone as you guide me through a math question during a test? You don't have to do a real math question since women generally struggle with math, just say things like "OK lemme see...OK...so you carry the 4, OK? and then...add it to 6, OK? Then...you subtract it by 5...." just make it up as you go along.
If that's too much, can you speak to me as if you had throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes while tucking me into bed? My Mom did this every night before God decided to take her. Thanks! <3