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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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Hah Kaley Cuaco stole Ashley's man. I always knew Duke liked them alien lookin bitches.
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>>34218
me over right
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Let's play some tunes.
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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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yes
>>34190
>she will never actually sleep with you
I think she trusts me enough to have a sleep over. We'd stay up all night talking about cute goys we have a crush on.
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>>34223
Why are these hot zoomer boys taking pictures of me on the toilet?

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>33657
>sometimes friends get together for conversation over coffee and pastries
I hate "journalists" so much it's unreal
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>A 24-year-old Venezuelan migrant was arrested for pretending to be a minor to enroll in an Ohio high school.
>The article states that while attending the school under alleged false pretenses, Labrador participated in soccer and swimming.
>Labrador’s plans came unraveled when a woman claiming to be the mother of his son contacted the family and told them he was a 24-year-old father.

dude this story is so insane. I kept looking for his motivation in the story - like, why did he want to go to high school? was it to sell drugs? what was the purpose?
It seems like the purpose was JUST to go to high school, which is fucking hilarious.

>24 but look 16
>everything provided for you, your foster parents are stupid but nice lefty american whites
>go to high school but never worry about grades because you know it doesn't matter
>just have fun instead
>crushing it with your lil bros in soccer and swimming
>going to high school parties every weekend (you buy the beer)
>blasting out underage pussy constantly
>CONSTANTLY
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whoops forgot link https://www.breitbart.com/border/2025/05/21/venezuelan-24-year-old-man-busted-for-fake-enrollment-at-ohio-school-as-minor/
>>34219
Two can play at this game. I am now learning spanish and memorizing trivia about venezuelan culture.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>ubuntu is spyware
can someone smarter than me please explain?
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if you're missing Ashley's videos, generate yourself a new on any time with
> links -dump https://dukenukemis.cool/manifesto/ | dadadodo -c 100 -p 0 - | espeak -s 100 -p 80
>>34216
it's owned by a business like windows
>>34215
>Ashley vapes now
bussin

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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>33131
We need one of these for Ashley and Seabee? The virgin ashley vs The CHAD Seabee.
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>>34212
I had forgotten this was a thing. What an absolutely bizarre fad
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>34200
Any meme lords in the house? This is wage cage tier; only thing I can think of that would be worse is being found hanging in a closet by a belt with a house full of loose doorknobs. Might be worse since it's so public... nice dubs btw
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>>34204
You're as dumb as a doorknob. Her next obituary should be her board because it's dead as a doorknob.
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Cuando vas a volver a actualizar el sitio? Me terminó gustando mucho, por cierto lo encronte por la página de pollcompball
>>34206
people would prefer to post with the israelis on 4chan, have their entire post history stored forever, and constantly be at risk of the site going down

This site could be a great "/b/ style" place if only people used it
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>>34208
If the trade-off is a slow, organic, bot/eglin/8200 free board w/ its own 'culture' vs a fast moving glowkpop fan rhetorical training ground the choice is pretty obvious... 'sincerity'>quantity

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33619
I hope Ashley identifies as a lasagna because guess who's cumming to dinner.
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i saw this on another chan and thought it was garfield at first lol
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>>34185
aw hell naw that ain't how u treat yo mans whens he gets home she best bust it wide open all im sayin niggas better quit messing wit deez white women and come home shieeet
>>33634
HAHA YES! GARFIELD IS BASE! HAHAHA!
DID YOU KNOW WE COULD SMOKE IN PUBLIC PLACES BEFORE THIS COUNTRY WENT DOWNHILL? DID YOU KNOW IF YOUR SON WAS GAY YOU JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HIM? THATS RIGHT. WE DIDN'T HAVE FAGGOTS BACK THEN. ALL THE FAGGOTS LIVED ON EAST COAST. NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERES A FAGGOT TRYING TO FUCK KIDS. I'M JUST GLAD ALL FAGGOTS WILL BURN IN HELL. THAT'S WHAT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT. THAT AND THE JIM BEAN I TAKE WITH UNISOM.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>33738
Unless you're literally looking over his shoulder the entire time you have no way of knowing whether or not he's peeking in your personal files. But hey, if you don't care, enjoy.
No he just used some usb stick program and had a gander at msconfig, etc, files too, but nothing revealing. Don't remember what else, PC was slow at worst.
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Ngl if ashley bought me chinese food I'd simp for her like this too. my mom surprised me with chinese food delivered to my apartment once. it was great. we used to go out to eat every sunday after church and I always wanted chinese.
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