/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE

https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20

>India strikes its visitor with a sensory, intellectual, spiritual and philosophical assualt that's unmatched by any other place on earth

This is the description for a real travel guide I found on Anna's Archive.
Comically brutal honesty
"This country will attack your senses, your soul and your mind"

I paid the hosting for the board. You may say thank you now.

>>37740
It had been down for a while. Thanks.

>>37740
I LOVE YOU WILLY! <333

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>>37740
Thank you ma'am.

>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

>>37599
It would be cool to understand the raw image format from these cameras (I presume digital? Is that reasonable?) and consider what could have caused this- corruption of the data or mistaken expectations the software has when taking photos.

But I don't see how anything mundane can explain the guy without at least a guy present.

Is there a source account for this?

>>37607
I referenced the social media post that was shared with me which is what I posted here except for the link and the bottom text which is some additional info on the subject and my opinion. I looked up everything I could on it but couldn't find much on this photo. Supposedly the @lornegreenphoto is the source account for the photo but the photo doesn't seem to be there but I did see where others referenced it so maybe it was removed by the photographer after it had gotten some online attention. I do know that photographers will sometimes do that to ensure that their copyrighted material isn't utilized without their expressed permission. The photo seems to have been widely circulated on TikTok two years ago. Apparently a lot of people have claimed witnessing strange phenomena with the Sekhmet statues in the Karnak Temple but I believe most of these claims are nonsense though.

https://www.instagram.com/lornegreenphoto/

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hjoK_NrIdH8

>>36221
How the Internet Unmasked The Vietnamese Butcher
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

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Has anyone here ever had an orb sighting?

>>37730
I want to believe
>TheOnion

>>37730
This thread is just further evidence that Ashley is an admitted gerontophile man-child stalker. She hates boomer men for their arrogant stupidity but loves them for their bodies. She wants to be with a boomer because it will allow her to live out her Peter Pan syndrome lifestyle while maintaining her illusion of being forever young because she fears growing up and getting old. She wants a daddy to take care of her but not take charge as she wants to be in control because she's trying to make up for all the perceived mistakes her own father made in her parent's marriage and she can't just settle for any boomer because most sugar daddies are paypig simps. She desires a man that will actually protect her and not allow himself to be cucked or toss her to the wayside for some refurbished camwhore.

>>37732
Only the mind of Mini Jimmy could write this

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>>37732

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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/back-on-my-shit

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https://soundcloud.com/820/rainy-render-nosg-brainscratch

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https://soundcloud.com/kiryy/imperishableswag

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https://soundcloud.com/h3rawily/suffer

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

We should officially coin the secondary market the blue market taking inspiration from the Kelley Blue Book used car guide and the black market.

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>>37593
Congratulations! Here's my bumper sticker!

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I didn't know that you're not supposed to plug high wattage items into extension cords, so I accidentally melted an extension cord.

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>>37726
16/​3 can pull roughly 1-10 amps safely depending on length as it loses voltage the longer the cable reducing amperage and wattage. what was the gauge and length of the cable? never use those cheap light duty extension cords for anything other than decorative lighting as they short out easily and can catch fire, shock you when handled or even short circuit your plugged in device.

also i believe there was a conspiracy to make that cereal seem like it was a success when it was a flop. i believe it was not as in demand as the media claimed it to be. every time i went to walmart the shelves were full but the media claimed it was hard to find and scalpers were selling boxes of the cereal on ebay. i did see where some had sold but it definitely wasn't as popular as they claimed it to be. i believe that when the general public showed little interest in the product, fag enablers at kelloggs attempted to create an artificial demand for it by spreading a false narrative that it was hard to find not to prevent a financial loss but to simply protect the image of glaad and the homosexual community at large which we would later witness the public's real opinions of during the bud light boycott. btw the bud light boycott had been going on for a very long time. dylan mulvaney was only the final nail in the coffin. no one wanted to buy or drink from those rainbow cans but faggots. i think it's tragically ironic tha

>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert

>>37728
are you accusing me of using chatgpt because i know how to properly use an extension cord? that's wild. i had no idea that the use of an extension cord would be a litmus test here but i'm not surprised based on other things i've read here. are you indian? too many guys these days know everything about nothing and nothing about something.

>>37483
man Man just look at that neck, I bet he deepthroats like a python.

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Just chilling, what about you anon?

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>>37494
Does AilliA understand irony or is this self-deprecating humor.

>AilliA We have mods (users with elevated privileges) no one knows who they are, and that’s by design. Nov 29, 09:33
Is this the janny suicide watch? They should pay them in xmr so know one knows who gets paid and who does it for free.

>>31846
Must know name

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>>37709
Not her.

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>>37712
Honestly this picture is better cropped

>>37718
That's why she wore the wig.

>>37712
ashley if she white

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>>37712
she hotter than a spoon in a trap house