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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38806
I saw videos of that abandoned monkey being beaten by bigger monkeys, and it made me relapse into watching more cat torture videos.
I never understood people who say they can't watch videos of hurt animals but that humans are okay, but that's just my opinion.
I think if I saw someone hurting a cat in real life, I'd be angry at that person. I don't think people who hurt animals are cool or anything like that. Again, it's just scratches an itch I get from time to time when I see these videos.
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>>38898
As pathetic and provocative as it sounds (but it doesn't matter, I'm anonymous, so I'm not exactly proving anything to anyone), when I go to sleep, instead of counting sheep, I imagine a line of people standing in front of each other, holding a gun and I count myself shooting the captives in the head one by one.
I'll think of ways how can I create a machine that could genocide thousands of people really quickly without leaving any evidence behind.
I'm not a psychopath, nor a sadist. I think I do this because it requires extreme concentration and imagination which allows me to drift to sleep.
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Very normal. Very cool people that like my website. Glad to have this as my audience.
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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.
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>>38902

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38852
nah I'm
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>>38862
a faggot?
>>37601
I think that's user12342069911
Definitely not Indigo White.

https://www.tiktok.com/@user12342069911
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>>37601
This is her yt channel.

https://www.yewtu.be/@IndigoWhite

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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.
ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality
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>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.
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>>37624
She'll make you disappear
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>>38895
It's going to be too hard to do that.

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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30931
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM
Epstein List is fake.
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Why do women appear to be so kind but are secretly cruel conniving cunts capable of great evil? I mean just look at Ghislaine and Ashley. They both claim to want to be the change in the world but are engaged in illicit activities involving minors.

Ghislaine Speaking at TedX WDS2, June 6, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp-C1R9v1QQ

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
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Their at it again.

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>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard
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>>38869
You're retarded.
*your
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>>38888
You are.

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Gather as we celebrate the 27th year of our Queen, Ashley Jones! 

Since her return that was 4 years ago, she has gifted us with insightful documentaries, humorous sketches based around her quirky characters, educational videos focused on vintage technology, and so much more!

Thank you Ashley for providing a place where we can laugh, learn, share and converse in many topics on this imageboard you have created for us, whether we are singing the blues or bored to tears, we always find ourselves coming back here. 

Happy Birthday!
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Ash with is dear friendo
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>>38861
What a simp.
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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.
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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.
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>>38884
Orlando

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...
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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?
>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?
>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.
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>mogs ashley
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>>38870
>ZOOMERS don't even know how to download an .mp3 from a Youtube video.
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-convictions/
>>38870
yt-dlp in your terminal you fucking brainlet simp
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>>38874
if he has to ask he doesn't have a terminal
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>>38874
Stacher7 if you want a GUI.
>>38877
he has a terminal. terminal cancer

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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>>38669
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