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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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does anyone have that photo of ashley in the santa hat
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>>31210 (OP) 
awesome new thread, so glad you made it instead of asking in any of the other 200 threads
>>31211
How nice of you to spoonfeed the retard.
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>>31219
We would of had longer delayment of shitposting.
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>>31220
Huh?
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>>31223
Brainfreeze.

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my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
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>>31230
Sad to hear it doesn't work as well in your country, here I think it still does although it's getting worse and worse, it's still very possible to do it here, and no one will let you die in front of a hospital, but it's probably only thanks to being a post socialist country, soon it may be over. I imagine in Mexico for example they will gladly ignore you if you're dying on a sidewalk. It really makes me sad.
I think there is one way to avoid work that should be relatively easy to execute and should always work (well, again maybe not in some shitholes), but obviously I can't recommend it officially so that no one can sue me, it comes with irreversible health risks like losing fertility. Starving to anorexia levels should HYPOTHETICALLY get you to hospital and possibly get you a disability if you persist, or at least give you maybe two years off every time.
>>31224 (OP) 
If youre a girl then walk outside and marry the first man that looks decent
If youre a guy who just wants gobmnt bux, then stop working and apply for literally anything you can. I dont think neetbux pay as much as youd think they do though, and you have to provide proof to the government ever so often that youre job searching. Im pretty sure you can only get neetbux for a small period of time, like 18 months. People who try to live off the government have to apply to a bunch of different shit to survive off of neetbux since they dont pay that much, so count paperwork as your new "job". At that point you might as well work some easy going online gigs to earn you enough money to skate by. If youre too lazy and stupid to figure out how to make a few hundred dollars a month online, then you might actually be mentally disabled already.

Alternatively you could just start shitting your pants. Nobody will hire a pants shitter and only retards shit themselves. Thats a lot easier than starving yourself to disability plus shitting yourself is comfy ngl
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>>31234
>shit your pants
Genius lol, best solutions are the simplest. Maybe you could just stop talking, like absolutely don't say a word to anyone, they must come to a conclusion you must be assburger or something and you don't even have to explain anything or try to act in any way.
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>>31234
pant shitting will also work for avoiding the upcoming draft for WW3
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>>31224 (OP) 
there is no escaping from wageslaving.unless u highiq or goodlooking or be born in a wealthy well connected family..grow up anon

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>31205
Did he died?
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>>31206
yes, death by anal
>>31205
That guy is what I look like listening to her story
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>>31205
I knew things went downhill for Redban after Joe Rogan fired him but god damn this is grim
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>Pic related is Mackenzie Phillips (left), daughter of John Phillips (right) from the band The Mamas & The Papas. She had a consensual incestuous relationship with her father in her adulthood. Her Papa was gonna make her a mama.
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>>31183
I don't think she did it and they should free her. I can give her shelter while she figures things out
I so need a boyfriend-free girl my age.
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>>31221
>not wanting a puberty-free girlfriend instead
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>>31222
These days, those ones have boyfriends too. Because of people like you.
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>>31225
Based information. Can I get a puberty-free girlfriend too? Would you please post a quick step-by-step?

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I'm doing free Cameos to those who are worthy. Sometimes
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>>28221
>potato chips are a good example of food that you can buy the cheapest brand and they taste just as good if not better then overpriced ones like Pissngles
That's not true and Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers. Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.

Besides being mostly nitrogen in the bag and them lying about the amount of chips in the bag, what I hate about potato chip producers now is that they promote their products solely to kpop fans and wetbacks. Not everyone wants to eat fucking hotchips. Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best. We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.
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Bump.
>>28226
I don't care that this is from 4 months ago, I'm responding anyway
>Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers.
I could see an argument stating that pringles aren't potato chips, but they most certainly are not crackers, that's absurd.
>Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.
Strongly agree, I tried they knock-off pringles there and they suck.
>Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best.
I wouldn't even go so far as to say it's tolerable, it outright sucks. 
>We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.
yeah we should
>>31213
wow epic is that a le sammy hyde meme?! how very lulzy!!! thank you kind sir for the laughs today!
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>>31215
Have you seen Sam Hyde in a fish tank?

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I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
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Why don't I need to wipe anymore Ashley?
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>>31120
been pinching them clean?
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>>31121
For several weeks now
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>>31129
bit toilet paper is going to assassinate you
>>29713
No, dude, noooooooooo

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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>31193
Full blown narcissism, tsk tsk.
Are lots of guys still doing the whole AI images/videos/chat thing with online services? I would have thought someone would be doing this on the darknet with monero by now- or at least in some "bulletproof hosting" country so they can run the actual uncensored service people want. Does it just not make financial sense? Maybe there aren't any whale spenders in monero, as they could just set up their own instance (in the cloud or locally) if they wanted?
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>>31199
Nobody really wants to shill to generate AI shit. Guess they'll stay in the dark basement cranking to ghey pornz until they get their small boner up.
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>>31199
>>31200
There's no need for a le darkweb monero LLM chat service because the target audience for that is also more than likely smart enough to buy a decent graphics card and run their own local models. For just $700 you too can have your own completely uncensored offline 12 y/o anime girlfriend to ERP with.

For me, it's strong warrior womyn in a Conan-inspired fantasy setting. I just want to feel safe in her arms, bros.
>>31193
>>Can you pay a few credits to generate an AI video of yourself getting hit by a truck for using that word.

Yes your majesty.

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Let's play some tunes.
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>Bob Bryar Dead at 44 ... Longest My Chemical Romance Drummer 

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Ashley must be devastated!
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>>31142
Ashley pretends she doesn't like MCR. But it isn't very convincing.
>>31142
wrong thread fucko now post a link to some music I'll never check out
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>30861
wrong thread dumbass
>>27231
>these always remind me of nikocado avacoado

He's not fat enough anymore. Since he already one step ahead. Ashley better keep it slim.
>>27228
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Sauce. lol.
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She's ready for you.

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