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No.24467 [Open]
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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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No.24367 [Open]
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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No.31104 
>>31086
>>31100
You malicious and unsympathetic dark triad psychopath sigma trans gender incel! How could I have known people would talk about s*x or m****tion on the internet? How is this my fault for trying to keep my son pure for jesus? I thought he was going to have sexual awakening the way young men should by watching Gone With The Wind or or being surprise kissed by two girls as a prank or a Katy Swift song. I don't want my son to grow up to be a pathetic unemployed leach man baby like you!!
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No.31105 
>>31104
projection much?
No.31113 
>>31086
Is that what happened to Ashley?
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=DEgMU6798sc?si=gMazEW2k9wTiWwcq
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This is a lot like me and Ashley.
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>Pic related is Mackenzie Phillips (left), daughter of John Phillips (right) from the band The Mamas & The Papas. She had a consensual incestuous relationship with her father in her adulthood. Her Papa was gonna make her a mama.
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No.31157 
>>31156
meant for >>29520 and >>29519, not >>29467.
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>>31152
Fake and gay scripted scene

>>31156
>I'm gay
this video is for you QUEER
No.31163 
>>31150
Cutest of the set and it isn't even distant.
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>>31163
I respect your choice, but personally, I would rape the large-breasted one in >>31148 if given the opportunity. She isn't as good looking by any means, but her breasts are very big.
No.31173 
>>31156
Hi Zack18👋👋
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.31165 
>>31162
pour salt on ur anus
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I love this board's Christmas theme, very comfy. It's also nice to see a ton of snow outside at the beginning of this month, it gets me in the holiday spirit, even if I hate driving in it. The past few years we haven't seen much snowfall until much later in the month, sometimes after Christmas which really sucks. Anyways, I'm looking forward to hot apple cider, wearing warm layers, late night walks, lengthy gaming sessions (Winter is the only season I enjoy gaming) and getting drunk with friends and family. 

I hope Ashley and everyone else here is getting comfy this season.
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Yay, the Ash changed the board (nice look) to welcome in the official start of the Christmas season.
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>>31167
Yeah, I'm getting comfy. What helps getting in the Christmas mood is re watching Ashley's 2014 hangout, Christmeese this time of year. I always get a kick out or her singing "Jingle Bell Rock". Too bad the hangout ended so abruptly, never did figure out why, it was as if Bandit pulled the plug and the Ash didn't reboot.
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You know what I want for christmas? To be king. When I'm king, I will have my personal asshole preparer ensure that all my assholes are lined up and presenting themselves properly for my viewing pleasure. I will then select the anus that pleases me the most for that day and discard the rest, only to have a new batch of assholes delivered to me the following morn, whereupon the cycle shall repeat itself, every day, for the rest of my life. Then, when I pass on to the great beyond, my son shall become king, and he too will have an asshole preparer to ready a lovely lineup of buttholes for him each day. And so on and so forf.
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Hoping to chat online with other gaymer men.

Discuss games you're playing, games that you want to try, ask for opinions on games, mods, etc.
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>>30734
I've experienced that twice now. They give you this look.
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No.30761 
>>30738
it woudl be cool if the jpoppers were like playful faeries or changelings and if you figured them out they would wink at you when nobody else was looking instead of shutting down your bank accounts
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this is a lot like me and ashley
https://otomi-games.com/kidnap/
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What games do you enjoy playing during the Winter? For me, it's Max Payne, Return To Castle Wolfenstein, Parasite Eve and Metro 2033.
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No.31171 
>>31168
I just learned there was a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer game on Nintendo Wii. I thought it was going to be like a claymation 3D platformer. I was so disappointed. It's basically a 3G cellphone game on Wii but man, a claymation 3D platformer of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would be dope.
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Let's play some tunes.
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No.31132 
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No.31142 
>Bob Bryar Dead at 44 ... Longest My Chemical Romance Drummer 

https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/29/bob-bryar-original-my-chemical-romance-drummer-dead-44/

Ashley must be devastated!
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No.31155 
>>31142
Ashley pretends she doesn't like MCR. But it isn't very convincing.
No.31160 
>>31142
wrong thread fucko now post a link to some music I'll never check out
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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No.30863 
>>30861
wrong thread dumbass
No.30955 
>>27231
>these always remind me of nikocado avacoado

He's not fat enough anymore. Since he already one step ahead. Ashley better keep it slim.
No.31154 
>>27228
https://rtgallery.net/sex-scene/4771.html

Sauce. lol.
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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lol! 🤎
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>>31138
 Yes it is.This is Underdog. By day, Ashley's loyal. devoted and affectionate cuddle boy. But by night he fights against the tyrants for truth, justice and the American way. Only hero Pugs wear capes.
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>>31146
Sorry, that username is taken
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>>31151
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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No.30576 
>>30575
Yeah but can veterans see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>30573
I just wear my ball cap with the Seabee insignia on  it to possibly be recognized by another fellow Seabee. I was grocery shopping about a month ago and I saw this guy wearing a tee shirt with the Seabee insignia on it. I went over and said "Hey, Seabee". He looked at me and saw my Seabee insignia. We shook hands and shot the shit for awhile. He was an older gentleman, served in Vietnam. We talked about the differences between Vietnam and Afghanistan and in reality nothing much has changed.
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luke skywalker
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Any thoughts on the hairstyles that some zoomer boys are getting?
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>>31145
Looks kinda gay
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Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.

I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?

I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.

I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
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No.31128 
>>31124
THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD THERE SWEET POTATOES GO BACK TO BONGLAND CHARLES
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>>31124
YAMS ARE NOT SWEET POTATOES YOU FUCKING POTATO
THATS CLEARLY A FUCKING SWEET POTATO >>15282

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS
No.31133 
What the fuck is thanksgiving, is it another retarded American crap I don't give a shit about? I am most hateful of murika and worst of all that it won't stay on its continent and keeps pushing this crap over the world, it's worse than Cholera and Black Death combined, keep your Santa and CocaCola to yourself fatties.
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>>31133
If it's any consolation, a lot of us who happened to be born in this particular people farm are aware that it's a faggot country
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>>31134
That is indeed nice to hear, I appreciate your kind reaction and thank you for being based.
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