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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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Why is 3 am the scary hour?
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>>37485
it's when the diarrhea kicks in from that bean and cheese burrito you had at 11
>>37334
>Cops say Victoria and the inmate -- Grant Amato -- earmarked a little more than $11K to pay for the hit. The alleged plot was discovered when cops found the inmate's contraband phone.

>TMZ broke the story ... Victoria was busted in March after cops say she was messaging Amato in the plot ... even giving him filming details for a "Ghost Adventures" shoot with Zak Bagans.

>BTW ... Grant was already serving time for killing his mother, father and brother.

Holy shit, that's the fucking guy from the Ctrl+Alt+Desire crime documentary. He killed his entire family so he could spend their money on some europoor camwhore. The Ghost Adventures guy's wife fell for him and hired him to kill her husband? How was he even going to go through with it? He's still incarcerated for the previous murders. See, this is why I live alone. I've already had family try to kill me once before and I don't need a wife or child in my home that I can't trust with my life. I bet you that spooky hunter brought an entity back with him and let it into his home and it possessed his wife. Probably caused division between them which is why their marriage began to fall apart. Why the fuck would you initiate contact with a psychopathic murderer after watching their crime documentary on Paramount+ if you weren't possessed? That's som
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There appears to be a human-like figure beside the Sekhmet statue.

The photo captured an interesting phenomenon where the motion blur of the camera created an illusion of a human-like figure appearing beside the statue of Sekhmet in her chamber. 

It's possible that this is just an optical illusion created by the camera's shutter speed, but it could also be interpreted as a supernatural occurrence, depending on the beliefs and context of the individuals observing the photo.

Photo by @lornegreenphoto

https://www.sacredegypt.com/blog/goddess-sekhmet-and-god-ptah

It looks to be the presence of the Egyptian deity Ptah. Notice it seems to be holding a scepter, wearing a blue skullcap and broad collar. It's face appears to be gaunt as if it were a ghost. The ancients believed idols were conduits to the gods themselves. You even see this in media such as the God of War video game franchise. Idols have been found with Ptah sitting at the base of Sekhmet and they are often pictured together.
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>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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I finally got a car and am driving. Picrel (ignore my acne teehee!!!). What bumper stickers should I get for the toddlermobile?
>>37593
That’s mini jimmy’s car. Did you finish milking the cow?
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>>37593
"This machine kills kpop fans and the disabled" bumper sticker
>>37594
She took him for everything he had and left him jimmiless.
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>>37593
What kind of car did you get?

A "Student Driver" sticker. It will excuse the inevitable fuck up you will bestow upon the public and defuse truck nuts tommy from pulling out the 9 when your going 33mph under the speed limit. 

!TRIPLE CAUTION!: Be aware of; Dodge Avengers, Dodge Hellcats, and Nissan Altimas. Nogs and Edgars will be cutting up traffic in these vehicles at the expense of your life. Maintain your speed and let them pass, staying predictable is key unless you've got something 6inches and 3d printed under your seat.

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>31597
Yeah, someone better give ashley the card in a thread that she's allowed to read. Hurry up!!!
Is it better to start earlier or later? I can never remember.
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>The feeling of being nostalgic for a time you weren't even there for is called
anemoia.
what day is it
>>37578
probably early

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37589
He looks like a 50 year old, not a teenager.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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>>37335 (OP)  
Will you do fraandship with me, you gaawar?
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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Rustling his Jimmies
>>37223
I’m just saying that you need to be more clean 🧼. Don’t get mad at me, I’m just trying to give you advice.
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>>37581
>>37581
If he could lay pipe, he'd have running water.

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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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I lost 35lbs by cutting off bread, sugary drinks, booze and junk food. I also started intermittent fasting once a week. The last time I was this skinny was 7 years ago. Feels good fitting into my old clothes again. I also invested in a proper mountain bike earlier this year instead of upgrading my PC. I want to get into enduro mountain biking and maybe competitive racing in the future.
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>https://lobste.rs/c/3wif9o
>Hubbers
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>>33845
Happy Thanks Giving. Would you like some stuffing with that?
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>34912
He looks like budget Paul Dano.
The open fly really completes the picture.
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>>34913
That guy made women so wet, it flooded an entire city.
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