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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37886
Are you implying she desires gay males even though she has displayed bigoted behavior towards members of the gay and trans community?

>https://dukenukemis.cool/communications/
>Please don't call me if you are purposefully altering your voice by way of drugs or mechanical means. It is uncomfortable to carry a conversation with someone who does this. I'm not explicitely saying that trannies can't call me, but I am saying that it is required that you use your actual voice. Don't give me that "this is my actual voice" nonsense. You sound like you're doing a Mickey Mouse impression and it makes me very uncomfortable. As your father would say, please just be normal.

>https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-12-2025/
>DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU ARE GAY. DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU ARE TRANSGENDER. DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.
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>>37888
does helium count as mechanical
>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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i also read https://censorine.com/
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>>37967
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least it's readable. I don't know why neocites folks like these have the most retarded text fonts with font colour that blends in with the background.
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>>38008
She's one of the few women online that uses capital letters at the beginning of sentences.
>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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Never give people your seed phrase, that was a wallet drainer I deleted.
>>38001
mmm good I passed then :D BTW ash stay out of here
>>38001
>ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!
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>>38003
Literally 1984. I thought this was a democracy.
>>38001
I'll give you my seed. You can drain my wallet. My seed phrase is "I'm About To Cum"

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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i've cooked myself a nice burgher i like it with lettuce, onion, tomato, cheese slice. no pictures because we don't do that here, but it looked nice
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>>37896
>no pictures because we don't do that here
can you atleast post your feces?
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>>37932
HEY DON'T SAY THAT I A FOOD THREAD PLS
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>>37882
thanks, I sent this to my mom :D

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>37826
EYYO WHO DA FUCK ARE DEEZ HOES? Dis shit is called tubgurl.com, not hoegurl.com, take CHO BITCHES SOMEWHERE ELSE. DEM SLAGS DONT EVEN HAVE DER OWN WEBSITE, DEY PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A HASH, TEA, EM, AL IS!
Dat one gal with da nlgger on her forehead, dat shit 2014 yo, keep up fool.
And dat oder gal making da kissy face, she be giving self improvement advice, her papa needs to be seeing this and self-improving his belting skills, keep those smooches to herself and her HUSBAND, HOE!
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>>37828
>Paolina Koo
More like Poalina KOON because ima make her a transracial, ima take her daddy's belt and whip her black and blue for being a HOE!
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>>37828
>>37832
You don't even know them nigga. Quit making assumptions.
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>>37869
dats rite i dont know who they is, they nuttin but nobodies
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37973
banger
>>37973
i say that
Youtube™️Algo® wants you to laugh at this https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=RIKATO0H-ek now
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I've been looking into that dark stuff today
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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hot bih
joanna ⋆ ☆ - my body my software https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mgznM02Z1V0
gn
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going to sleep now 
 Low Income Barony https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=nKNt3j-4bNg
IC3PEAK - I'll Be Found [Sidewalks and Skeletons REMIX] https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0CCja9017kU
 MORPHINE Sidewalks and Skeletons https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=pbA0VWHhJUc
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>37979
>less than half an hour
At least try to make it look like you have skimmed through the text nigga (i didn't)
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>>37980
>muh half hour
At least try to make it look like you're not a gay homosexual poopoo eater faget

hah gottem
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>>37982
That chatbot you have been asking to abut that pdf is lying to you. The text is about how JC is right and you are a faget for misreading it actually
>>37979
>orienting your beliefs towards society instead of introspection
sounds gay
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>>37985
>introspection
we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

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