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## Board Owner No.29449 [Open]
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I've received multiple complaints about the board degrading in quality. The complaints all said for the past 3-4 months the board has suddenly changed and is gay. I completely agree. The complaints are about the following:

1. Posts being responded to with overt negativity, shutting down conversation. E.g. "I'm better than you, nobody cares about you, you're wrong and I'm better than you, etc."
It's fine to have a disagreement, but continually shutting down every post with machismo and statements about how you're better than everyone to the point where it's complained about by multiple people is too much, so those posts will be deleted. Discussion is fine, banter is fine, but constant meaningless ego stroking on an anonymous image board is retarded.

2. Porn/Simping
I've recently cleaned up the meaningless porn spam, generally don't post porn unless it's funny. Don't go overboard with this. This is a discussion board, not a porn board. Almost every other website has porn on it, go to those websites if you want it. Porn and simping have really ramped up here for some reason, and it's a very very small pool of people who care about it, everyone else thinks its SIMPly gay.

3. Excessive random links
If you're new here, understand that you must discuss something. Posting a bunch of links with little to no context isn't really how things are done. Post context/discussion with your link to all
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## Board Owner No.29878 [Open]
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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No.29982 
>>29979
Whenever I hear someone mention creating content, I imagine pamperchu shitting in a diaper and uploading it's contents to youtube.
No.29985 
>>29979
What more of "real ashley" do you want? She makes 3 hour long videos talking about her interests. What makes what she's doing any less real? It sounds like you faggots want ashley to be a IRL twitch vlogger. Kinda crazy the moment someone isnt using a 4k camera on Youtube.com their videos are social experiments bro! Is it that improbable someone makes videos just because its fun? Not everything is about money or getting 1m views lol. lmao even
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No.29986 
>>29985
>What makes what she's doing any less real? 
she's female
No.29987 
>>29985
I'm sorry but the "real ashley" should be live streaming a souls-like on twitch receiving donations from hundreds of actual adoring fans who support her and care for her welfare rather than posting boomer repair videos on crap no one wants to buy from the goodwill begging for handouts hiding in her room. 

What's the deal with duke nukem? There are so many better games out there like elden ring and escape from tarkov but her favorite game is duke nukem forever? - a literal garbage boomer shooter no one even liked. There is just no way she is being totally serious about that.

She could be doing something beneficial for her well-being and paying her rent in the process becoming an influencer and ambassador for g fuel making vods for roblox.
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>>29987
This post has to be satire but we've reached a state in society where I'm honestly not sure
No.29151 [Open]
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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I didnt watch the debate, is this a real screen shot?
No.29969 
The latest Trump would be assassin - Ryan Routh also appeared in a Blackrock commercial just like Thomas Crooks.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=39ZCxwSoeeQ
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No.29977 
>>29969
Man, what are the odds?

His wikipedia page makes him sound kind of based for a normie actually. Versus crooks he has a more interesting phenotype, backstory, politics, criminal charges and vigilante precedent but he is really really lacking in execution. He got no shots off.
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>>29977
Supposedly, before any shots were fired, a secret service agent JUST HAPPENED to notice the muzzle of a rifle sticking through the fence in the brush, I'm told. Seems farfetched to me but I can believe it if the agent was a combat vet or sniper or something, which begs the question how did Thomas Crooks get so close with agents this vigilant in the first place or Ryan Routh for that matter? I don't know how they train the observation skill of secret service agents but I know military snipers can locate a single bullet and even a wire clothes hanger in a field from hundreds of yards away.
No.29988 
>>29977
https://archive.is/CgSrT
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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No.29851
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I'm sick of all the black guys getting the pussy.
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>>29851
I truly hate naggers
No.29860 
>>29840
Dr king and hitler were both socialists but also had different ideas and views.
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No.29983
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>Northern Eurasia 2023
It's like, we were the bad guys the entire time. Trump says as soon as he takes office he plans to begin peace talks between Russia and Ukraine. When everyone comes to the table, a lot of shit is going to come to the surface. All the wealth the west has confiscated from Russia and all the damage the west has caused Russia, someone is going to have to pay for it. That's how this shit works. Russia is going to keep it's captured territories which are mineral rich and industrialized. Ukraine is going to be cut in half and be in debt to every nation it received loans from and have to pay reparations to Russia. Ukraine is fucked like Germany at the end of both world wars. Probably why Blackrock is trying to off Trump so badly. They have too much invested in a Ukrainian victory and need Kamala Khan to send the Doughboys over there to negotiate payment like Woodrow Wilson did.
No.29984 
>>29860
hitler would probably like Dr king because he was fond of animals.
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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This is a lot like Ashley's backyard
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No.29980 
>>29936
I still don't understand why Ashley has one of those. I've only ever seen women stick those things in their poopers on pornhub. I can't imagine Ashley doing that and what's with all the giant dildos she has? She's a little too ambitious for someone with a tiny anus. I feel like there is something she's not telling us, like, she found those rummaging through her neighbors trash. That's why they put their trash in her trash can. They are just trying to keep her out of their trash can. Sly Pooper and the Thievius Raccoonus.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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Jesus Christ on a bike! Ashley, when was the last time you checked in on your brother?!
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No.29970 
>>29966
That girl giving him love taps with the tray was most likely fired afterwards.
No.29974 
>>29966
Initiations to get into MS-13 sure have changed since the Biden administration amirite political faggots?
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No.29975 
>>29974
Videos like >>29966 make me wish Ashley would make more "Tosh.Hoe" videos. Not as long as her first one and not all the time, just once in a while would be nice, just surprise us with it. I like to imagine that Linda is at home watching it and it would cut to her laughing after Ashley made a joke and Barry says something like 

"I don't get it, you like this garbage? You know who was really funny, Linda, Johnny Carson. Now he was a real class act. Hey, Linda, remember Ed McMahon? Heeeeere's Johnny! Linda... Heeeeere's Johnny!"

"Barry, stop. That's creepy. Don't say that."
No.29976 
Another weirdo losing it. I would have actually let this guy hit me so I could burst into laughter and tell him "this isn't even my final form."
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=1E6btVZxr0Y?si=3jrSoF4IAdY4jiG-
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This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
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No.29102 
>>29098
xfce4
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>>29102
nice, good stuff
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>https://bitbuilt.net/forums/index.php?threads/kawaii.6474/
Holy heck, what a beauty. AFAIU, they did some scary chip trimming, relocations, ETC, and a lot of functionality is obviously lost, but the "Bluetooth" chip should still be included, ST original "Wii" remotes still work, for example. Sure, needlessly destroying original technology is generally cringe, but there are a _lot_ of "Wii" consoles out there and the few that will actually be modded in such a way are probably in shitty conditions already, without working disk drives, ETC.

Playing "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga", "Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars", "Mario Kart Wii", "Wii Sports" and "Wii Sports Resort" on the "Wii" was a big part of my early childhood, until my parents gave the console away for seemingly no reason (TBF, one reason could have been me punching my mother's boobies in front of friends of the family, after she tried to make me stop gayming and have dinner with them), so I might actually try the "OMEGA" trim and some integration of it with my "Thinkpad X230"'s hard drive caddy, if I can get my hands on a "ThinkMods: ExpressCard NVMe Adapter" first.
No.29968 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=ZiXg6H_FycI

Is there a stranger piece of 80s/90s tech? This was actually way more interesting than I expected I immediately thought I gotta post it here lol Imagine finding one of these baby's at a goodwill. Wonder if anybody actually used one?
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No.29973 
>>29968
I saw this video a few months ago. My guess is Goodwill would throw it out or sell it online if it's worth anything. Anytime I've ever been to a goodwill it's one step away from being a Target. Really overpriced, everything is new. It's not very fun but maybe that's just the area I'm in.
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any other spacehey users?
https://spacehey.com/acid_eagle
cool privacy respecting myspace clone
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No.29874 
>>29858
I thought that's what we called her videos.
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No.29909 
>>29858
>>29874

Kek
shorts = videos
https://blog.hootsuite.com/youtube-shorts/
Here is another "lesbian shorts":
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=L3xV1NV1U0A
No.29962 
>>29829
That might have been my fault guys.
i dont have any friends so I used her service to order a lot of dinner with a friend scenarios. Strictly friends, nothing weird or sexual. thats just gross (no offence Ash)
Anyways, I ordered so many of them that Ashley had to tell me we had to stop and she was unable to offer this service anymore. i asked how come? and she replied that due to me buying so many dinners she had gained a lot of weight and then I said yeah Ive noticed...
and bros let me tell you, she went ape shit! swearing, cursing, threats, throwing things at the webcam. at one point she picked up Bandit 3 and I guess in her emotional state she thought she could sic her dog onto me thru the webcam somehow? Bizarre but I guess women are like that am i right fellas? heh
but yeah, sorry for ruining it for everyone and if Ashley is reading this sorry you gained so much weight. just put on your lesbian shorts and hit the treadmill, you'll work the pounds off in no time (maybe).
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>>29962
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Post Ashley look alikes
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No.29730 
>>29729
Spread your ass cheeks and spray hot water directly at your asshole the next time you shower
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No.29732 
>>29729
>isn't ai
lmao, ashley said it was ai when she posted it, retard. you really think ashley would do that? just go on the Internet and tell lies?
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No.29738 
>>29692
I like this photograph

>>29728
>>29729
>>29730
>>29732
Axley Jones (BWCBUH) told me in a personal conversation that she never ever tells lies to anyone and she wouldn't lie to me in particular for some reason.
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No.29953 
> post stoya
>interested in her feet
foot fags should be beaten to death with their own shoes
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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No.29922 
>>29919
it's not gay enough in here
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No.29925 
>>29919
"The Process of How a Baby is Made – Animation":
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No.29926 
>>29922
Here you go
https://yewtu.be/shorts/vin5L4_vwL8?si=NlmjuOFx_cu9T18x
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