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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>34950
kek
AstraZeneca means "the stars are killing us" in Latin.
>>34950
Call that nigga a foregone conclusion.
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So if there is no evidence then why was Epstein in prison in the first place? Why did he feel he should off himself? Why is Ghislaine still in prison? She should be at home with me taking care of my little girls.
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>>35032

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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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boner
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>>35026
and thou art m'rely a blinking idiot to bethink ashley wouldst hitteth the mure and alloweth h'rself to has't wat'r babies with the likes of thee
>>35027
fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot; t's bon'r not boner
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>>35019
I'm afraid to buy stuff from Ashley too, not because she'd make like an abortion and not deliver but because I don't support Isreal
>>35029
say what about a cock's cum?

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>34914

Not sure about self satisfying to grannies but having carried on a multi-year relationship with a sexy 60+ I can say 2 things a) always ready for a good reaming b) there is no age at which women accept reality as the deciding factor for their petty standards and self-centered mind switching. inb4 no one asked - I know, ama
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>>35001
Is granny pussy damp and dusty?
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>>35011
60 is NOT granny pussy 70 and up is
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>>35014
18 + 0.75 (9 month pregnancy) + 18 + 0.75 = 37.5 so 37 can be granny pussy even without any teen pregnancy
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>>35018
you fucking autist granny pussy is not defined by actual grannyhood it's a symbolic representation of old age

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There was a porn thread and a no fap thread, so I decided to combine them into one thread since they're both about the same topic. This thread is challenge mode for the no fappers.

Discuss your favorite pornos here AND for the no fappers, discuss beating off with other stranger men on the internet (its not gay(except it really is)).
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>https://www.redgifs.com/watch/expensivethinwalleye
is this gay?
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>>34933
I didn't watch your smut video but I assume they rub their dicks together, so yes
>>34933
It's not. It's straight because there's a wahmen involved. Always getting in the way of gay funtimes.
https://porntop.com/video/153507/isadora-m-and-elana-v-in-horny-old-and-young-lesbian-couple-fooling-around/
https://www.playvids.com/de/v/5GUhf-a_8ij

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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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>>35012
>using trash to catch trash fish
riveting
>>35012
The park I grew up visiting has been overrun with fisherman. They litter, they play loud music, and throw trash into the water. It really upsets me. Any ideas on how to solve this?
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>>35015
emit peaceful vibesthis will not work if theyre black youll have to kill
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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>34942
When alphabet acquired youtube I knew what it meant. I was deeply saddened and fearful of what is now in full action. Man I miss reply videos.
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https://calculatingempires.net/
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>>34962
This is super cool, I am collecting these infographics, please share more of this kinda stuff if you have.
>>29634
They seem to have finished it, see https://github.com/mackieks/Kawaii
I always thought Wi-Fi stood for "Wife Finder"...whenever I call the wife on my jitterbug... she never answers but later tells me that the Wi-Fi must have been out.
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>34990
It was def lowered in quality, I'm talking less that 140pp presumably to bypass being detected.
>>34991
see >>34970 for context
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>>34997
Gross!
>>34997
lol, pretty realistic, now I wanna see me being molested by myself too

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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I ate five (5) ice cream sandwiches.
>>34540
It’s the Harvard guy
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>>34545
Our child would be brown, you whoer.

>>34552
I think it's this guy.
My mom is my dad's mom.
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Been getting back into drinking and driving lately now that it's Summer. It feels nice having a couple of cold beers while cruising around town.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>34844
I knew I was getting old when I started to see rule34 images of roblox. This is gives me a similar feeling seeing it is from tik tok.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>34994
I want to kill the zoomer that made this video. I had to pause every second to read the shit that's being flashed, but sometimes the pause wasn't necessary, which means I have to play the video again and stop it at just the right time to read the next image.

Who the fuck is this made for? Other ADHD zoomers who don't actually read and just absorb the stuff that's being flashed like a trendy subliminal message? I wish the person who made this video would go to Epstein's island because he deserves to be butt raped by a C-lister.
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>>34995
Imagine being this disabled

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