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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. 

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>23594
Isn't this some Instagram zoomer who collects 90s/00s paraphernalia and uploads photos that used a filter to make it look retro?
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>>23603
I could instantly tell that picture isn't authentically 90's/00's. Not many chicks had colored hair back then, I've never seen someone hold a controller that awkwardly, and there's an Arctic Monkeys poster behind her. I know she's supposed to be attractive in that photo, but clown makeup is a downgrade and I feel irritated when I see people pose with this shit and don't actually have any interest in using it.
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>>23600
One in the pink and out goes the stink
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>>23609
Is this a splinting joke?
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Your post is unworthy of going in any other thread. Thus, it is now going into Derrick's tiny little mouth, where he will run his soft tongue over it before chewing it up and swallowing it. Your post will land in his dark, warm little tummy, before being extracted of its nutrients and turned into waste. Derrick will then shit out your post from his brown little butthole. This thread is where it lands.

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Who’s the captain of the ship?
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>>23617
That would be me.
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>>23617
Pic related.
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>>23595
4 inches long 
8 inches wide
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>>23619
Pic related.

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This is somewhat like me and Ash.
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>>23496
No Fun Allowed. You take things too seriously
>>23501
So do you. It was a joke. I didn't create the profile. Some faggot here with obvious iniquitous intentions did.
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Holy shit1

>Lives in Edinburgh, United Kingdom

>From Haifa, Israel

I thought her name was ghastly bones not smelly fartgas so if she stays in bongland then who have I been writing letters to in minnetonka minnesota?
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>>23613
who the fuck is Kaleigh Vargas?
and why Kaleigh?
were its parents unable to decide between Kelly and Lee so they just mashed them together?

Glad her real name is a cool one like "Ashley"
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>>23622
bro I love this baby picture
is it ok if I download it to my computer?
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>>23623
aww you dont need permission! aint nothin wrong with downloading a few baby photos to add to your collection, aha!

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Post music. Bonus points for PMVs (ノ•‿•)ノ♬
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>>23491

I loved alf! I still have a couple Alf toys I had gotten as a kid, how idk because it wasn't airing anywhere regularly at the time. At some point did catch some reruns and fell in love with it and asked for a dvd box set for xmas like late 00's? So many good laughs they will never make charming tv like back then ever again. I like the one when he makes the music video. Loved my song I shared up there a month ago even more for having the alf bit in it haha (>>22410)
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>>23593
I'm just glad Alf never got the chance to eat Lucky.

https://youtu.be/TYCMgkXQtUU
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>>23596
I'm so jealous that this is how people actually talked like this. I've seen it in my family vhs tapes, there really was a comic strip kind of banter. Now not so much.
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>>23497
welp Im never watching an episode of Alf the same ever again, ty for that anon.

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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>>23592
reroll for stephanie she is more like ashley
>>23592
I hope I get one that likes to rape
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>>23606
I got a prostitute. Not that great, because rape is free. You have to pay a prostitute. Gay.
>>23606
They got arrested for statutory rape which is rape of a child. They won't have any interest in you.
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>>23608
>child
Most statutory rape is of 16-17 year olds who are likely linebackers at their high school.

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Forgive me tubbies, for I have sinned...

Well, what did you do? Confess.
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>>23560
>>23571
damn that's a lot of words
I'm a "mouth watcher". I look at people's mouths and teeth more than I think is normal. I'm aware that this is weird so I don't do it in person, but if I'm watching a video I stare directly at the mouth. I don't even really realize I'm doing it.
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>>23576
What do you notice most about mouths? Do you ever feel the impulse to mouth watch in real life? Like it's an itch you need to scratch but you pretend it's not there and continue staring at their eyes?
>>23571
You go to Hell and you die
I just made spaghetti without the help of my daddy

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Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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>>23553
I always fast forward so I don't have to watch those Russian faggots kill the puppy and how it affected John.
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>>23547
I liked that new one he was in the not FNAF movie.
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>>23554

It is sad to see how they kill that cute little dog.
I like those dogs because they are super cheerful.

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I like songs that have dog barks in them. I wish there were more of them.
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>>22885
Such a healthy looking vault overseers. :p It's basically just racial stereotype shitposters who look so smug so they can control the white man. :p
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>>23581
>I wish there were more of them

 Here you go, heh,heh.
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free BRANDON!!!!!! lets go israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  .................barry
Just took big, soft, caked up kinda shit
>>23239
Nice
just another strung out bussey addict
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This is the 500th post. Looks like the void is full.

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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I came to kick ass and chew cum and fuck ass and chew ass and fuck cum
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>>23016
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ladies, can you even imagine getting finger popped by this stud? 💦💦
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>>23531
Ashley has said that just by looking guys like him she would squirt. So yeah, he doesn’t even need to touch her. That’s how good he is. I bet some jealous fem boy with “max looks” would get mad.

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