/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>31495
>a 25 year old woman who has had multiple penises inside of her
just like ashley

>>31495
>Groomed isn't the right word. The word youre looking for is "based".
And I'm the one being accused of redditspeak.

>Your post confuses sexual deviancy with long term romantic relationships.
I was pointing out the flaws in the argument that women's sexuality boiled down to attraction to a  dominant male. I was not disputing the idea that women would be better served if they were to start a long term relationship before the age of 18, however this idea still doesn't account for the corrupting influence of a post-modern and post-sexual revolution society.

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all u need 4 a gf is sum weed and a macdonalds cheesburger

>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.

>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).

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https://soundcloud.com/tokyopill/e-x-t-e-n-d-e-d

https://soundcloud.com/meeshmallows/swarms-flikr-of-ur-eyes

There is a lain looking for classic emo music. Does anyone remember which video Ash talked about this in?

>>38470
I dont remember ashley talking about lain

https://soundcloud.com/constellation-records/cst014_track01

>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.

>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me

>>38457
How do you know?

>>38457
Well you asked me.

>>38459
Wrong

>>38264
Just like your post. LMAO.

>>38280

pls no. actually begging. i am so tired of this dude. stop posting him. i can’t escape. every thread. every day. make it end.

>>38464
amen to that

>>38465

the jimmy guy isn't the issue. its the constant unnecessary posting about this guy. its like trump derangement posters on social media. read the comments on any post even if the post has nothing to do with trump and you will find some faggot trying to connect it to orange man bad. its the same thing here with the jimmy posters. like who the hell even cares

>>38466
Mini jimmy detected. We will never stop talking about you. This is your board.

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Ashley is Ed.

Not there yet, bros.

>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?

>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.

>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee

>>38433
Wow! That's so cool! I know she accepts giftcards, but I was under the impression she hasn't recieved anything for a long long time!
It's so COOL you get three sauce packets for free! What's your secret? How did you manage to get them to hand over such sacred goods for nothing?!

I live near a KFC, and I was starving, I had no money in my pockets. I went up to the KFC worker, and I said "Please sir, nigga's hungry! I'll let you fuck me up the ass for some chicken wings!" and the KFC worker said laughed and said, "I'm going to call you bum-for-fuck!"

Now, anytime I go outside, people say "Look! It's bum-for-fuck!" and they ALWAYS fuck me up the ass! It's such a fun and cool experience! I get fucked up my ass 14 times a week, when I leave my house I get fucked, and on my way back home.

Sometimes, I even get fucked in the middle of the day! So cool, right!?

I even fuck my own ass with my big long cock, it's extravagant! What a great cock I have!

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>>38434
You must be the one that makes the sauce for my McChickens?!

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>>38435
Correct.

Based on the quality of this thread, I support Ashley's decision to rightfully segregate the simps and retards into their own lime-green version of hell. The only better choice would have been deleting the board entirely.

>>38433
Panda Express is bland tasting. They are only famous for their orange chicken. I used to go there for the orange chicken and honey sesame chicken but I can make my own at home that tastes way better. If you want decent Chinese food you have to go to a Chinese restaurant run by a Chinese family that doesn't skimp on ingredients and portions. Don't go to Chinese restaurants in the hood because they skimp on ingredients and douse their food with msg and salt or else the blacks won't eat it because it tastes like white people food.

To get a decent McChicken you have to find a McDonald's that has whites working in the kitchen. I guarantee you that the McChicken in picrel was assembled by a black guy. I worked at a McDonald's and the blacks always made fun of me and this other white guy because we cooked and assembled the food properly. There was a quality control person from McDonald's corporate and he could actually have employees fired for not doing their job and everyone I worked with was afraid of this guy. After I left McDonald's I changed my name to his name in the McDonald's app and on DoorDash and my orders are never fucked up.

>>38401
Yeah that was really retarded of her tbh.
>"im pwning him by ironically feeding him!"

>>38401
making him one step closer to a diabetic death? im all for it.

>>36808 (OP) 
This N | G G 3 R has his own thread. 

I'm the scary one?

>>38429
And it remains on /ashleyj/! Failed to meet the Duke Nukem's approval! Sad!

>>38430
Mini Jimmy is the mascot of /ashleyj/

>>38236
I think most people find him to be annoying including myself. He isn't very funny, his humor too cold to the point where its not even funny even if you tried laughing. The only way to find him funny is by making fun of his jokes and laughing at him. Sam Hyde is funny in the sense that you aren't laughing with him at his jokes but rather at him. Maybe Ashley finds him annoying because shes too nice to laugh with him or at him.

>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid