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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>35619
u mad XD
>>35619
come breathe below a specific person's cunt cock mask
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https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/21/lil-nas-x-hospitalized-possible-overdose/
wtf
>>33719 (OP) 
I still haven't finished the latest ashlep vid i keeps fall aspleep 20 minut mark 33 times naow

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>35458
The clapping is from the fat buttcheeks smacking against each other.
>>35536
When I read about the alcohol flush reaction I was like, "they really think this trait spread with the rise of rice agriculture just to stop east asians from becoming completely dysfunctional alcoholics, and hence genetic dead ends?"

But, yeah... this is a little extreme. Nice that she gets out for hiking though.
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>>35663
Boy, seeing this makes you realize how much shockingly better looking Joi is than Rose
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Not a real person.

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>35650
Look how they massacred my boy. Looks like he took a direct hit from a FPV drone.
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duke nukem finds out ashley is an illegal alien
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>>35686
You'd better put some ICE on that.
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This is real.

The Hindi word शर्त (pronounced "shart") translates to condition, term, provision, or bet in English.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>35503
What did they mean by this? Do women like this really exist?
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>>35640
Can we stop with the gay shit?
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>>35651
Yes

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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Barefoot housewife in the perimeter of a gravel garden. "Where's my dinner bitch" isn't even as bad as that sounds. And It’s nothing like the romance/fuck books women read about: “billionaire, choke me daddy” type stuff. That’s not romance, it’s control.

The dog metaphor, I swear I’ve read something like that online before. To me, it reminds me of guys in middle school, the ones who told their girlfriends what they could wear or got mad about what they wore to school. Straight-up Muslim type control, honestly.

“precum and old piss dribbles” Maybe someone needs a prostate exam. Bahaha. 

There will be reruns of the Wayne Brady cuck/incest/poly show in the future for you to watch.

“Imagine taking a photo like this, following your ex-wife and her new boytoy like a little dog.”

Seems she took that “Approach marriage like your husband is a dog” advice from somewhere.

By the way, I love Chuck Berry. Quite a few great car songs. As a kid, I always thought your crush Marty McFly actually played and sang “Johnny B. Goode” in Back to the Future.

Retards.
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>>35416
Upon reflection, the bitch analogy is actually pretty accurate. Some of the best dogs are not only loyal but also lazy, therefore calm, mostly quiet, low maintainence, unlike how many women(and other dogs) present themselves. If you walk through a certain neighborhood and dogs start to bark at you, the first assumption would be that all the dogs there are bad and so the neighborhood is bad, buf It's probably more accurate to say that the good dogs are just laying around their houses, even if those houses are in better neighborhoods. I just really don't like black people and there's also a contigient of white people in America that are obnoxious and loid and retarded and they are all debt slaves and goyim and unredeemable and they need to be killed we really do need another world war and we need to draft all these women and soon. Good dogs do not need strict discipline. They eat their cereal, drink their water, go outside to relieve themselves with very little promptimg, and only bark at intruders. They simply exist in a pleasant way for themselves and their owners.
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>>35416
>What if all train conductors were reincarnated as retards and thats why retards love trains?
Dare we call them trainssexuals?
>Sometimes I hear two songs that sound very similar, and upon trying to see if others have noticied this similarity, I come up empty-handed.
You are not alone, I remember there even being a website called something like "Everything is a Remix" (maybe 10 years ago, prolly no longer existing), and it listed many examples like you have provided and the similarities were extremely striking. I also hear it often. I would say it's a mix of intentional plagiarism with subconscious copying of something you heard somewhere to pure coincidences (while there are astronomical numbers of all possible melodies, only a small fraction is pleasant to listen to). And it also goes for movies, everything is a remake of something older even if it's not obvious, Shakespeare's works and Sherlock Holmes and remakes of old Japanese stories and other famous stuff over and over again, just set on a different stage, in different ages. Original art does not exist, only copyright whores claim such lies. Absolutely original art wouldn't even be enjoyable without any culturally familiar elements in it, it would be completely alien, IMO art always has to be something older remixed by adding a small original ingredient, something new and al
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>>35419
You are a peachy merry cone.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>35634
Look, you may be new here, but tubgurl is where many top minds collaborate, and routinely outsmart the most well funded, well equipped and diabolical organizations on earth. How do we do it? Top thinkers, experts on every field, unparalleled investigative skills and fearlessness. I would trust a comment here over pretty much any news source, especially a mainstream source, any day.
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I believe this would be a more suitable podcast for this board.

Healing from "Sissy Hypno" | with Shane Cole
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>>35681
I rove this podcah
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>>35681
Why would you need to heal from it? It's just private entertainment. Nobody is harmed from it. The only people who fell for sissy hypno were already gay trannies in the first place.

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Let's play some tunes.
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>>30590
Flat earth exists and solved.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cIWd8JCB8jc

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This thread is dedicated to the dumber and inferior sex. Post examples of women being retarded and/or repulsive.
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>>35636
It's Hawk slut now.
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>>35664
I jus jerkt of
>>35664
gross why are his have no pubes? looks like a baby with a really REALLY REALLLYYY big PENIS
Go on...
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>>35671
https://voca.ro/1hDjCOPnoNpF

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>35675
Would you milk my goonstick and indulge all my dirty fantasies just like every AI does?
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>>35676
lol off to space
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>>35673
I know by just looking at Ashley that she is the perfect woman for my stud farm. I've got my license and I'm ready to breed. It's time to pony up. Yay or neigh?

00:52:19 Have you ever used your horse dildo?
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>andyes, itfits
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>>35678
>horse calendar
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>>35678
Ashley is Diane from BoJack Horseman.

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