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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>32145
>last time I stepped into a Gamestop it was 80% Funko Pops and other gay stuff that wasn't video games.
Holy kek. I haven't been in one in well over a decade, but I guess this makes sense. Redditors going for le experience waow so retro. But of course nobody actually wants video games, so they have to sell them soytoys instead
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>>32146
GameStop made the mistake of getting out of the retro video game market which allowed privately owned video game stores to pop up all over the country. They should have never stopped accepting retro video games. They basically abandoned a market valued at approximately USD 217.06 billion in 2022 that they could have cornered for the past decade. Whoever runs their company is a total retard. They totally wasted their acquisition of ThinkGeek, Inc. I'm sitting across the street from a GameStop right now and the parking lot is entirely empty. How do they even remain profitable?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tjaAHNwDsMM
Ashley, I suggest you hide in your Jewish neighbor's attic.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E_LEIiA6NHo?si=KWWdOL1zA4tzQeZl
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Remember to always check your pocket.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13984081/Woman-major-injuries-wearing-sex-toy-MRI-scan.html?ito=social-facebook-tntc
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Masonic Meetings UNDER The Temple Mount In Jerusalem!

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0xY7VfxK-0E

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>32389
Is that a doll?
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Picrel is my suggestion if she ever did a clothing try on video
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>>32481
This shirt reads like the person wearing the shirt is proud and bragging
>>32484
There's absolutely nothing juicy about that
>>32481
I remember when this blowhard faggot tried fighting in the UFC and got his ass kicked so badly he quit and returned to wrestling.

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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>>32359
Ashley to C8. Even though she dislikes penises since they remind her of Uncle Rico, Ashley's severe hunger pain causes her to hallucinate and see the two throbbing cocks as jumbo-sized hotdog wieners. Ashley gobbles the one closest to Michael Jackson while making eye contact, something she rarely does, as he watches in horror. Check.
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>>32386
Admirable act of self sacrifice to give Duke a few extra moments of life, almost as touching as Ron Weasley's famous move in the Harry Potter chess game, but monstrous dildo double penetration was evemtually too much even for Ashley. Dildo takes Ashley at c8.
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>>32390
Pug to A3...
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>>32392
queen c2 check
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>>32393
Duke to A2

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>32078
>>individual

I know someone uses that word quite frequency lol
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>>31276
I found my old soldering iron.
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>>32476
Why is the end so brown?
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>>32480
That's called thinfilm. It's iron oxide that eventually forms on metal when constantly heated to a tolerable high temperature. The abrasions on the tip are free solder that solidified. The high temperature is also why the tip is bent but the tip can be replaced.
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>>32482
looks like poo stains to me

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>32321
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=02bHO9t6fuI
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>>32422
>wow people discuss illegal things on dread
>hey look a retarded spammer
nice cherrypicking bro. The last time I was there people were discussing skin care (seriously).
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Here is my submission for the next monthly column, which I suppose takes the form of a question:

I recently downloaded the movie "Azrael," a 2024 horror flick. The teaser blurb is as follows:

>In a world where no one speaks, a devout female-led community hunts down a young woman who has escaped imprisonment. Recaptured, Azrael is due to be sacrificed to an ancient evil in the wilderness, but fights for her own survival.

This, to me, sounded pretty interesting. Plus I like the main actress, Samara Weaving. She's pretty in the same way that Eva Green is pretty. They both have a sort of seductive, come-fuck-me look, and you just know that they both have incredibly stinky pussies. Bonus, the gimmick of this movie is that nobody talks, i.e., no dialogue, just heavy panting while running from demon monsters or whatever. Great.

I have posted an mp4 of the trailer for this film, but to keep the filesize down, the quality is pretty bad. Here is a link to see the trailer in better quality: https://rutube.ru/video/00ef6d4dd94c60b6eb6cb2eac6fbdc6d/

I usually watch the trailer for a movie before I see it. It's not perfect, but it's usually a better indicator of whether I want to watch something than a written synopsis (which could include spoilers and ruin the film).

Anyway, for the above-stated reasons, I was on board to torrent this movie, which I did. I started watching it and within the first five minutes the main actress is kissing a black man, who is clearly supposed to be her boyfriend/husband. (See spoilered images 1 and 2).

I was immediately disgusted. I thought to myself, "of fucking course." I ended up watching maybe 20 more minutes of the movie. The main character (Samara Weaving) and her black boyfriend are attacked and kidnapped. Later, she escapes her captors, but then she decides to go back to rescue her boyfriend. This was enough for me, and I turned off the movie and deleted the file.
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>>32181
What's it like being raised Mexican?
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Why isn't this site on the list? Does posting I'm not dangerous actually work? (I'm not dangerous.)

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>32426
>gayming
grow up. the only reason to buy a gpu these days is local inference or getting rce turboaids by leasing your hardware through one of the many marketplaces.
you can play any games worth playing with what you already have. if your work gives you 1500 and you'll loose it if you don't spend it just buy a 3090 or 4090
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>>32426
In that case it sort of depends on what you want to play. If you're not into the latest AAA slop, then >>32427 is right, more or less. (Although I think video games are fine as a hobby, as long as you don't let some MMORPG or gatcha game take over your life and wallet.) You don't need 4000 series if you're going to use it to play RPG Maker games.

That being said, yeah, if you somehow lose out on the $1500 if you don't spend it, buy the best shit you can get. If you truly didn't need/want it, couldn't you just sell it?
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>>32429
I decided to wait until either a 4080 or 4090 is restocked. The 2080 is still a great card that runs everything I enjoy playing, I want to upgrade for STALKER 2 but it's still being patched so I probably won't be playing it until this Winter or next Spring. You're right, I may as well use that money towards something amazing. I won't lose the $1500 unless I get fired, I can hang on to it as long as I want.
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>>32430
>I want to upgrade for STALKER 2
Ok that's actually a pretty badass reason to want the upgrade. I sunk many hours into the original but I haven't tried the second yet. If any tubsissies want to post about it in the vidya thread I'd read it.
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Firing the Lorentz Plasma Cannon
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Let's play some tunes.
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>>32396
An AI of Ashley covering some acoustic hits would be bussin
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>>32396
That's neat.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hMp3fBzF8rU
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>30769
She’s a 10/10
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>>32225
>10/10
>brown eyes
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She was actually the man of the show.
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The guy is retarded, yet brilliant. His stuff goes hard, that is for sure. Make sure to check out "Itzhak Frey & Son"[1] and "SHIBUYA"[2].

[1]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=zPTk4BzdBu8 
[2]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=UiZenZtDQqk
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Ashley, have you seen this one yet? I hear it's about tax evasion.

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