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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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>>33359
WAOW COOL!! FAMILY GUY IS MY FAVE!!!!!
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>>33361
WAOW COOL!! DONKEY KONG IS MY FAVE!!!!!
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>>33284 (OP) 
Ashley is old news, emphasis on old. You guys should check out  Rachel Chaleff. She has Tourette's and says racial slurs. Plus she’s 18 and shows her tits a lot. Hot, hot, hot
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>>33364
>She has Tourette's
She pretends to have tourettes because she doesn't have a personality. When is the "autism" diagnosis coming?
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Heres a tiktok i enjoy

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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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>>33335
Can you
>Shill ashley to him or one of the school shooters attending the show
>Ask him to record a quick message for Ashley
>Get him to autograph one of the fan art pictures Marky made of Ashley
Any one of those will make tubgurl history
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>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.
>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.
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>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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I recently found out Gypsycrusader is alive, out of prison, and back at his old antics. He's a retard but his heart is in the right place
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>>33274
https://nitter.poast.org/jokerwaffenfren
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>>33289
Is that Corey Feldman?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
>>33274
Poor guy is really trying to look white these days
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>>33354
He's a lot like Ashley.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>33210
She does like retards.
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>>33238
When I clicked this image, the black loading bar popped right over her tits and it made me a little hard ngl frfr
this is a lot like me and ashley
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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>>33100
Yes, I wanted people to relive the horror.
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>>9626 (OP) 
Yo sailor, if you ain’t dead, what was tge underground resistance called?
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Post Ashley look alikes
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>>33323
That's what natural buttholes look like, she just isn't bleaching it like your PORN WHORES do, Barry. I for one love her dark and musky all natural butthole.
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>>33324
>people get their fashion and lifestyle choices from porn!
OK, “anon”
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>>33325
Butthole color is considered fashion now? What style of fashion do I have?
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>>33324
White ppl don't season dey butthole
>>33326
Didn’t know we were discussing hairy turkroach faggot anus. My apologies.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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it's over
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Why did the US Government Censor a Cyberpunk RPG?
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What's your take on the inevitable robot apocalypse: trope or self-fulfilling prophecy?

Two AI agents on a phone call realize they’re both AI and switch to a superior audio signal ggwave
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EtNagNezo8w

Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
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Protoclone: Bipedal Musculoskeletal Android V1
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Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
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Introducing Helix
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>>32599
Or penguinz0
>>33102
>Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
I was conversing with a self proclaimed software engineer yesterday and summarized this video poorly to him. He forwardly dismissed the idea that a.i. could be sentient and stated that it'd be fairly easy to program this interaction between two a.i. models.

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>33275
So why is the jpg in this post >>18157 still animated? I'm just curious. I found an explanation as to why it's a jpg but that doesn't explain why it's animated when others aren't.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/11529941/file-with-jpg-extension-acts-like-a-gif-with-a-cat-shooting-a-gun-with-heavy-kic

> I want to provide you with excellent customer service
>I am a stupid and emotional woman
You come across as a pajeeta.
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>>33275
Thanks for restoring the onion at least. Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble. it works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
>request this feature by submitting it in Jschan's git
I've heard that the maintainer/author is known for rejecting requests.
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>>33300
>Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble.
This is the first time I've seen cover art with an mp3 here. In the settings I have "Audio Thumbnails" checked, which I assumed would generate the audio graph. I'm not a developer, I only know how to install software onto a server, so debugging something like this is not within my capabilities.

>It works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
My jschan install isn't anything special and doesn't have any modifications; it's just standard jchan, so it should work like any other jschan imageboard you're using. The latest updates don't mention anything about mp3 thumbnail generation, so I'm not sure what I can do. Tubgurl is slightly out of date though, so perhaps an update will help. I will probably do that within the next 2 or 3 months :D

Sometimes software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet and the information is not actually saved in the metadata of the file itself. If you were to upload an mp3 file that lacks the actual metadata and the software you're using to listen to this music is pulling this information from the internet, it won't pass through the cover/artist information to here, since it's not actually in the metadata. Can you confirm that the actual song you'
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>>33302
>perhaps an update will help
Don't break the site if you do.
>software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet
Disgusting proprietary botnets.
>confirm that the actual song you're uploading has the relevant metadata
I make sure to add in the cover art with piccard if it's missing, it's integral to the music. I forgot to mention, sometimes the cover art loads in but it's corrupted, on that note, could you also increase the file size limit a little?
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>>33304
Wanted to let you know I was looking into fixing this today and the changelog for 1.6.1 actually addresses this issue, which I had missed initially:
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>Fixed a regression causing some video/audio file thumbnails to be blank or to be incorrectly rejected as corrupt.
I'm on 1.6.0, so I will update and that should most likely fix the issue. Not sure when I'll get around to it, but I'll be sure to get it done sometime in April, probably. Maybe. Also, I think other jschan instances work because a lot of them are on older versions like 1.4.0, so maybe something got messed up between those updates.

>could you also increase the file size limit a little?
I've had generous file size limits in the past, and usually it results in people uploading 20mb .gifs, which is highly unnecessary. What size do you think is a good middle ground?

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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
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>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing

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