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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37234
I thought you liked mopey fucks.
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>>37235
Only in my ass.
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>>37236
Did you know that Bill Murray actually bowled the three strikes in a row during the final scene of Kingpin? I think the only reason you like Bill Murray in Kingpin is because you like it when the bad boy wins in the end.
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Shitter was full. May we have another music thread, your majesty?
>>37238
I remember reading about that. Reminds of The Hustler where Jackie Gleason was an excellent pool player whereas Paul Newman barely played and  spent many hours practicing to reach his skill level. Both actors made over 90% pool shots in that film.

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>37213
Regardless of what you Torn assholes think, I do value privacy. I have a septic tank. I don't want my shit getting out at some sewage treatment plant. I refuse to use a public toilet. I have my own toilet at home and that's about the only hoop I'm willing to jump through.
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>>37217
Your mobile home must be very dirty and smelly like you. Don’t forget to change your diapers and clean your home.
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>>37218
You talk like someone who is terrified of being outed as a homosexual.
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Rustling his Jimmies
>>37223
I’m just saying that you need to be more clean 🧼. Don’t get mad at me, I’m just trying to give you advice.

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>37142
Ackchyually, Mini Jimmy's Asian where it matters—in his pants.
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>>37144
He has Asian legs?
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uh oh, lock up your daughters—and your sons. someone just posted they're single again.
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>>37193
Hi, this is a straight thread for posting hot men, not following microcelebrities's lives if you hadn't noticed
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>>37220
make up your minds

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>37204
I'm amazed at how accurate this is. The AI somehow knows about Ashley's brown nipples and lizard tongue.Who needs honey to catch flies when you have a tongue that can catch fly honeys.
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>>37208
I thought her nipples were purple.
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>>37209
That's only after a nurple.
>>37205
It's Tor not TOR.
I'd be very surprised if OpenAI didn't block Tor connections, although I haven't tried. No, generally speaking, people will not use Tor to avoid having to provide an ID, because the vast majority of people do not care and will simply upload their IDs and any other information requested. Even if Tor did somehow get you around it ID requirement, you would still have to pay for the service using a credit card, assuming you wanted paid features.
Having said that, there are third party services that sell access to corporate LLMs and do not require ID. Some even accept crypto for payments. So, theoretically, you could set up a private-ish way of accessing remote models (assuming you didn't disclose your identity in a chat, obviously). Nevertheless, most people absolutely will never do this or jump through those kinds of hoops (however easy said "hoops" may be) because they are just too stupid.
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>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>36484
Fuck around and find out
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This is why I don't post on social media anymore. Imagine being arrested for a meme, sitting in jail for 38 days and then being cleared of the charges because some hysterical retards and the sheriff made false reports. If it takes the local news reporting on your story for you to be released from jail, then people aren't doing their job and need to be fired. Everyone involved seem to be retards. His wife thanking the police for arresting her husband and speaking to them and allowing them to enter their house is absolutely disgusting, I hope he sues because that's the only way shit likes this is going to stop is if these departments cause the county to continue hemorrhaging revenue. He seems like the Tom Anderson type who won't go through with a lawsuit though. Officers are supposed to exercise discretion when executing a warrant. You can tell by the officers confusion that they don't even know why they are there to arrest that guy. They should have held off and had the matter investigated further. Picrel is what got him in a pickle. This is a comedy.

Man arrested after Facebook comment quoting President Trump
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FNMsfQ4QtZM

Charges dropped against TN man arrested for sharing political meme
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Putin Plans for Two More Years of War

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-plans-for-two-more-years-of-war/ar-AA1PS3gd?ocid=TobArticle&cvid=690be1e82b9d4f57bf747ccf3450d334&ei=16

Venezuelan Opposition Leader Machado Claims That If U.S. Ousts The Maduro Regime, 'It Will Also Be The Freedom Of Cuba And Nicaragua'

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/venezuelan-opposition-leader-machado-claims-that-if-u-s-ousts-the-maduro-regime-it-will-also-be-the-freedom-of-cuba-and-nicaragua/ar-AA1PSpCo?ocid=TobArticle&cvid=690c0589cc54405fb17fbe7104a38df8&ei=17
>>36776
>This is why I don't post on social media anymore. 
Quit being a coward.  Create a fake account like the rest of us.
They may have caught the J6 Pipebomber. Supposedly, it's a foid police officer who works for the CIA.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JSggfxJtBV4

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=H4Od1KKWUS0

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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I think Cassandra Peterson looks really good for her age; she is 71 and picrel is a recent photo of her. The spoilered image is when she was 24 and did nudes for High Society.

>Cassandra Gay Peterson, also known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, is an American actress and media personality. She became famous for hosting the Los Angeles horror movie show Elvira's Movie Macabre in 1981, where she wore a gothic black gown and delivered vampish commentary. The show and her character were an instant hit. Peterson has also appeared in the film Elvira: Mistress of the Dark as well as others, video games and comics.

The PC game based on the movie is actually a decent old horror game and is available on GOG along with it's sequel.
https://www.gog.com/en/game/elviras_horror_bundle

Her show and movies are still fun to watch and are available to tubi.
https://tubitv.com/search/elvira
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>>37196
>Cassandra Gay Peterson
>Gay 
LMAO
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>>37197
What's in a name, anon? She's actually gay. She literally divorced her husband after falling for a butch dyke at the gym she mistook for a man. They quickly became "good friends" she said but it gets even weirder; her husband's name is Mark Pierson and her wife's name is Teresa Wierson.
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​>Spouse Mark Pierson (m. 1981; div. 2003)​
>Partner Teresa Wierson (2002–present)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Peterson

She also worked as a drag queen at a gay bar when she was younger.

>During her teens, Peterson worked as a drag queen go-go dancer in a Colorado Springs gay bar and as a go-go dancer at Club A-Go-Go, a nightclub in Colorado Springs, and for soldiers at Fort Carson.

https://iframe.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/16210725/who-cassandra-petersons-ex-husband-mark-pierson/

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/3709757/elvira-lesbian-secret-relationship-female-personal-trainer-memoir/
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>>37198
I want her to divorce me
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>>37199
>tfw no gilf to feed me strawberry bons bons from her purse

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>36682
no but the song from that mitsubishi commercial makes me feel old.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

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Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
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>>36633
Unfortunately they shoehorned female soldiers into the game, but alteast it's not celebrities or cartoon characters running around with Nerf guns.
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>>36635
Equal rights, equal drone strikes!
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>>36635
Do you ever play in the tranny room?
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>>36712
Yeah.
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Found a beta 1.7.3 anarchy server, been having some fun dicking around in it.

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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Time to get psyched up for Halloween...
Oh no no no. Derrick disintegrated in your room.
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October went by quick :(
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Hello Ashley it has been quite some time what are your thoughts on this horse??

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