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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. 

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>27807
What was the advice she gave?
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>>27807
Yeah any sisterly advice from Ashley should be avoided at all costs. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants however has some hidden wisdom, take it from me, a rreal woman. You want proof? Don't you hate it when the tampon goes too far up your pussy after having drunk sex?
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>>27822
Oh heck yes girl. I hate it when I'm trying to sleep but then I start my period and I'm bleeding out of my pussy and the blood runs down my all-in-one pussy-and-ass crack and then the blood settles onto my asshole and then I fart and it splatters period blood all over the back of my panties!!!
ironic tranny posting is still tranny posting
>>27820
something basic with nail polish, not really relevant

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Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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>>27385
>Even if she's raking in 20k a month, what does that possibly buy her?
more food, thats what! 
need to get them milkers even bigger, thicker mmmmm yes
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>>27384
hollllyyyyy shittttt. Tbh I think chubby girls are cute, I'm into that shit. But she's well into "gross bbw" territory now. What an absolute shame. Imagine having the world in the palm of your hand and fucking up so badly that by just 22 years old you're an obese, unhygienic cat lady selling pictures of your rapidly sagging tits for $8/month. Absolutely depressing, tubsisters.
>>27379
Yes, there's a talking cow, even a talking worm.
>>27008
They'll just get them to sign a "we can use AI to replicate your voice" contract and keep the dead horse walking. Hope the voice actors demand profit sharing. There will be new Simpson episodes until God becomes President.
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>there's a movie called Ashley Jones Is Perfectly Normal that came out 2021
wtf? did we know about this, Ashler gang?

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This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
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>>27732
kek exactly
>>27773
I agree with you. I do. But I've been thinking about this for a long time. The "modern internet" = the internet for NPCs, shills, corpos, and normies. The internet is still the internet. It's how YOU use it that matters. This line of thought is a big reason as to why I check this board every day. Small communities like this one are infinitely better than screaming into the void on some megaplatform like facebook or twitter. Yes tubgurl is a lot of shitposting and nonsense centered around ashley, but it's fun, and it's *different*. Places online where privacy/foss is important to the userbase will give you "old internet" vibes. You aren't expected to post your real name and face - it would be weird if you did. Yes, the internet that the normies use sucks, but you don't have to take part in it. You can still pick and choose where you go, privacy tech is better than ever (it really is - compare the state and amount of choice in encrypted messengers now to, say, 2007), and you can still create. Thanks to crypto like monero you can even pay for almost anything you want privately (like a server for your website or community forum or whatever it is you want to do). I can get extremely negative and even depressed about the modern world but this is my 'glass half full' take on it.
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>>27774
My view on privacy is controversial but I dislike the hysteria about it kind of and refuse to use encryption in most cases, back in the day you had "less privacy protection", that's true as you state, but you also didn't need it because no one way raping you on the net, you could post your address, name, phone number, it was all fine (many hackers like RMS even hated the idea of passwords for example, and refused to use them, even many BBSes frowned on using anonymous handles), that will sadly never fully return probably, but I would like to at least see some small communities that do it that way perhaps. My personal goal is to one day make even my password public, it's like getting rid of the cellphone, a pinnacle of freedom, a don't want that shit complicating my life.
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>>27793
I don't concern myself with any of it anymore. A lot of this concern for online privacy just feels like larping to me and is no different than those who are overly concerned with their carbon footprint and believe that doing little irrelevant things is going to actually save the planet. I'm not a fan of corporations of moguls but I don't see how jumping through hoops just to watch a simple YouTube video is going to somehow fight the powah. It just seems like a clique for people who feel like losers to be just as condescending and dogmatic as the very people who made them that way in the first place. I appreciate Ashley's attempt to spread awareness but what I don't appreciate is the elitist attitude some carry and how belligerent they become over the fact that you enjoy things they don't agree should exist. It feels political and polarizing and seems just as bad as the judgement cast by activists such as vegans, animal rights advocates, and other political ideologues. No Fun Allowed.
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>>27802
This poster definitely saved this image from a targeted advertisement on Facebook
>>27802
>I don't see how jumping through hoops just to watch a simple YouTube video is going to somehow fight the powah
invidious is less bloated than youtube, you're literally jumping through less hoops

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>Pic related is Mackenzie Phillips (left), daughter of John Phillips (right) from the band The Mamas & The Papas. She had a consensual incestuous relationship with her father in her adulthood. Her Papa was gonna make her a mama.
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>>27795
I wasn't talking rape. I said "intimate" which denotes consensus.
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>>27806
Ashley will be butt raped by a very large inmate
at what age did Ashley lose her virginity do you think?
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>>27823
25
>>27823
7

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hello ashley jones, why are you such a cutie?
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>>27813
And I assume you're on the spectrum, right?
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>>27815
Undiagnosed.
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>>27816
fair enough, I like trains too
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>>27813
When I was a kid my friend and I would put pennies on the tracks and wait for a train to come by. Amazing, the pennies would become the size of half dollars.
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>>27808
I bet shes a Redgum kind of girl, it really is the best wood to burn. So i wouldnt be surprized since she is smart to buy wood that burns slow and steady providing warmth for many, many hours. Plus its pretty resistant to any water that may get into it if its stored outdoors and some rain gets on it, so you can purchase some and store it with confidence
Gosh, tubbies, I just really like Redgum wood, ya know?

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>>27818
My dad has this really old piece of railroad. He loves to show it off but Im like dad its just a bit of metal, I dont get it?

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While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio. 

Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio

https://speakfreeradio.com/

You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:

Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network:  https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48

There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:

https://odysee.com/@nordicfrontier:3/ep264:d
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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.
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>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.
>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.
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>>27801
delete this post
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Friends Forever Internet Radio Japan & others pop/indie/subculture
128 kbps mp3 https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/listen.m3u
64 kbps aac https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/low.m3u

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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this one time, i opened 2 threads in separate tabs and got the SAME /ashleyj/ banner in each tab!

I was so happy about this that, when i was watering my azaleas, i exclaimed to my neighbor whose name was, lets say for intensive purposeless was DeShawn Johnson, that i had had just gotten two of the exact same /ashleyj/ banners by opening 2 threads in separate tabs and he was all like "THAT IS IT [REDACTED] IM FED UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND IM FUCKING CALLING THE COPS IVE HAD ENOUGH" so then i went inside my trailer and loaded up https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/25664.html#postform to post this but I have to go now because MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS FUCKING FUNERAL IS ABOUT TO FUCKING COMMENCE LET6S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>27741
Let me guess, you won the lottery too? I don't believe you. No one here has that kind of luck.
I have never told this to a single living soul until now. I recently had a really vivid dream about raping my dad. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK MY DAD. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO MY DAD. I have no idea why I dreamt that but I still feel weird about it. Did I psychically rape him in the dream world?
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>>27785
Sounds like you have a controlling father and instead of actually attempting to escape him as most would do, you desire to overpower him so he can share your fear and shame. It's okay, Ashley. I'll be your daddy. You can rape me all you want.
>>27785
BASED

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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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>>24546
Wait, you meant the table
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>>24549
I'm no small potato 
I fart an F5 tornado
>>24546
This guy looks exactly like my old coworker. And that hand holding the leash looks like mine. Muahahaha. Thanks computer.
>>21595 (OP) 
There is this excellent sci-fi book called Carpet Maker by Andreas Eschbach, may be even the best sci-fi I've read -- I don't wanna spoil it but I think it would read like a horror to you, basically it's about people doing nothing else but dedicating their wholes lives to making carpets.
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>>27794
Neat. Not OP but will definitely check that one out, anon I used to have a collection of classic sci-fi books, all in pristine condition. Some tweakers burglarized my home and traded in all of my media to 2nd and Charles. My grandfather was a nuclear engineer and I found picrel in his stuff right before he died and he told me I could have it. I wanted it not only because it was an Issac Asimov book but my grandfather had penned his name on the inside of the cover. I later found the book while cleaning up my home and it had been torn apart by the vandals.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>27734
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NAME FILTERS
TRUMP 2024
>>27728
Sigh... to teach girls how to kill people... aryan... because aryan originally meant you use a bow in combat and guns are like bows...

>>27730
pussy licking is gross
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>>27728
hi-res pic
>>27728
She is so grown up here. The movie knows you will ashamedly swoon over her and the movie pokes fun at you for it
>not reading the original script
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/4 (ctrl+f "still combing her hair")
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/13 (from the top)
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this is a lot like me and ashley

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