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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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what's in her backpack bros?
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>>33187
She dated a gay kpop fan.
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>>33189
I'm a gay dumb stupid big dicked nigger.
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>>33190
You ain't black.

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>33069
That’s not Seabee, that’s a gay guy.
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>>33071
What's the difference?
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RIP Charles Barkley
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>>33174
His grills are lousy.
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>>33178
His celebrity endorsement of that grill was a cultural phenomenon. It was a meme in the '90s. Apparently, it's still the top selling grill on Amazon. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=QeuMTw6qvs0?si=jZuqa0iQnwIDKVuj

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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When Ashley is invited to Hogwarts
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>>33040
She go by Hemione now.
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Built Ashley's big black cock
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>>33181
Ew... she got the granny implants. She ruined her tits. Guys that like bimbos with big tits are fucking sad. It's mostly boomers and europoors.

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Has anyone here actually had sex? Getting molested or having sex with the family dog doesn't count.
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>>33128
BIOLOGICAL (AFAB) WOMEN BRO C'MON I HAVE HAD SEX WITH ACTUAL REAL WOMEN WITH REAL VAGINAS
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>>33135
Ok fine. How much did you have to pay her?
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>>33136
I've never paid for sex
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>>33137
I have, how else was Ashley able to afford that fancy TV.
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I usually watch other people have sex

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Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
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>>23862
>FB IMG
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>>23866
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Ashley, would you film yourself or your pugs farting with the thermal camera?
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>>23869
I see no difference, Mark is a lizard person.

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Ashley does asmr
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>>29795
WRONG!
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
>>12285
Kewl
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>>33162
based low-effort 2+ year old thread bumper

I see you used the antiques guy flag, because this thread is an antique
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>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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mama got arrested
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>>32897
kek sorry to hear that glitta
I love blowing men.
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>>33166
Blowing men is a lucky guy. I wish you both the best.
>>33166
But they'll get up again.

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33157
Im ashamed to share this board with people who think this brainlet goyslop is funny.
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>>33158
>Im ashamed
I bet you are, soiboi, but if you want to know what real shame feels like, ask your parents.
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Lol!
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>>33175
God I wish AOC would pee on me
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>>33176
You clearly have a type.

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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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OOPS
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>>33088
based bumper
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>>9626 (OP) 
>t.
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>>33100
Yes, I wanted people to relive the horror.
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