>>32140
>One time I stayed the night at my friend's house. I must have been around 14-15 maybe. His dad & mom were drinking the whole time I was there. It must have been the weekend. Anyways, we stayed up late, and they got hammered. We ended up sleeping in the living room. Early in the morning, a loud knock was at the door. My friend's dad, "Rich," aka "Big Dick from Down South," as he called himself. He worked for Tire Kingdom. In a drunk rage he went to the door and it was rainbow vacuum salesmen.I and my friend are awake now but still lying down. Anyways, he invited them in, and they proceeded to talk and then give a demo of the vacuum. Knowing Rich, he probably just wanted a free carpet cleaning. Rich was already drinking a beer while they were cleaning the carpet. At some point, Rich got irritated in his drunk state and grabbed the vacuum hose, removed the attachment, and told them, "I'll show you what I think of your fawkin vacuum. Pulled out his dick, stuck it in the hose, and started fucking it. All of this was going on in the living room early as hell in the morning. That lasted a minute or so, and the salesmen freaked out, left the house in a hurry, and left the vacuum!