/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>37593
What kind of car did you get?

A "Student Driver" sticker. It will excuse the inevitable fuck up you will bestow upon the public and defuse truck nuts tommy from pulling out the 9 when your going 33mph under the speed limit. 

!TRIPLE CAUTION!: Be aware of; Dodge Avengers, Dodge Hellcats, and Nissan Altimas. Nogs and Edgars will be cutting up traffic in these vehicles at the expense of your life. Maintain your speed and let them pass, staying predictable is key unless you've got something 6inches and 3d printed under your seat.

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>>37593
Congratulations! Here's my bumper sticker!

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I didn't know that you're not supposed to plug high wattage items into extension cords, so I accidentally melted an extension cord.

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>>37726
16/​3 can pull roughly 1-10 amps safely depending on length as it loses voltage the longer the cable reducing amperage and wattage. what was the gauge and length of the cable? never use those cheap light duty extension cords for anything other than decorative lighting as they short out easily and can catch fire, shock you when handled or even short circuit your plugged in device.

also i believe there was a conspiracy to make that cereal seem like it was a success when it was a flop. i believe it was not as in demand as the media claimed it to be. every time i went to walmart the shelves were full but the media claimed it was hard to find and scalpers were selling boxes of the cereal on ebay. i did see where some had sold but it definitely wasn't as popular as they claimed it to be. i believe that when the general public showed little interest in the product, fag enablers at kelloggs attempted to create an artificial demand for it by spreading a false narrative that it was hard to find not to prevent a financial loss but to simply protect the image of glaad and the homosexual community at large which we would later witness the public's real opinions of during the bud light boycott. btw the bud light boycott had been going on for a very long time. dylan mulvaney was only the final nail in the coffin. no one wanted to buy or drink from those rainbow cans but faggots. i think it's tragically ironic tha

>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert

>>37483
man Man just look at that neck, I bet he deepthroats like a python.

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Just chilling, what about you anon?

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>>37494
Does AilliA understand irony or is this self-deprecating humor.

>AilliA We have mods (users with elevated privileges) no one knows who they are, and that’s by design. Nov 29, 09:33
Is this the janny suicide watch? They should pay them in xmr so know one knows who gets paid and who does it for free.

>>31846
Must know name

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>>37709
Not her.

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>>37712
Honestly this picture is better cropped

>>37718
That's why she wore the wig.

>>37712
ashley if she white

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>>37712
she hotter than a spoon in a trap house

>>37703
A video during the shit? I think I have an old waterproof gopro somewhere

>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?

>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys

>>37702
I don't have a tiny asshole but I did just wake up with diarrhea big time. I think it's because I had a ton of hot peppers last night on pizza because now my asshole has that tingly, burning sensation even now as I sit and type this.
I have to see people for various reasons later today and I might even have to shake hands with someone.
Anyway sorry about your narrow butthole, good luck anon.

>>37720
You need a milk enema and a butt plug.

>>36135
Maybe he had a faggot? I heard he really likes faggots. I like faggots too. Pork in faggots is pretty good. If you haven't tried a faggot, you're missing out.

Faggots and Peas recipe - Keith Floyd - BBC 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU?si=Zily2zvGZwdKPNRs

>>36284
Is this British food?

>>36284
The breakfast of pedophiles

>>37642
ashly used to offer "eat together" listing there.  You could pay her and eat together over zoom.  nothing sexual ofc.

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

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There appears to be a human-like figure beside the Sekhmet statue.

The photo captured an interesting phenomenon where the motion blur of the camera created an illusion of a human-like figure appearing beside the statue of Sekhmet in her chamber. 

It's possible that this is just an optical illusion created by the camera's shutter speed, but it could also be interpreted as a supernatural occurrence, depending on the beliefs and context of the individuals observing the photo.

Photo by @lornegreenphoto

https://www.sacredegypt.com/blog/goddess-sekhmet-and-god-ptah

It looks to be the presence of the Egyptian deity Ptah. Notice it seems to be holding a scepter, wearing a blue skullcap and broad collar. It's face appears to be gaunt as if it were a ghost. The ancients believed idols were conduits to the gods themselves. You even see this in media such as the God of War video game franchise. Idols have been found with Ptah sitting at the base of Sekhmet and they are often pictured together.

>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

>>37599
It would be cool to understand the raw image format from these cameras (I presume digital? Is that reasonable?) and consider what could have caused this- corruption of the data or mistaken expectations the software has when taking photos.

But I don't see how anything mundane can explain the guy without at least a guy present.

Is there a source account for this?

>>37607
I referenced the social media post that was shared with me which is what I posted here except for the link and the bottom text which is some additional info on the subject and my opinion. I looked up everything I could on it but couldn't find much on this photo. Supposedly the @lornegreenphoto is the source account for the photo but the photo doesn't seem to be there but I did see where others referenced it so maybe it was removed by the photographer after it had gotten some online attention. I do know that photographers will sometimes do that to ensure that their copyrighted material isn't utilized without their expressed permission. The photo seems to have been widely circulated on TikTok two years ago. Apparently a lot of people have claimed witnessing strange phenomena with the Sekhmet statues in the Karnak Temple but I believe most of these claims are nonsense though.

https://www.instagram.com/lornegreenphoto/

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hjoK_NrIdH8

>>36221
How the Internet Unmasked The Vietnamese Butcher
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

I'm not even going to bother opening AI slop. It's all the same shit.

>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.

>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off

>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.

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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

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>https://lobste.rs/c/3wif9o
>Hubbers

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>>33845
Happy Thanks Giving. Would you like some stuffing with that?

>India strikes its visitor with a sensory, intellectual, spiritual and philosophical assualt that's unmatched by any other place on earth

This is the description for a real travel guide I found on Anna's Archive.
Comically brutal honesty
"This country will attack your senses, your soul and your mind"