/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones.


New Thread
Sage
×
Subject
Message
Files* Max 5 files190.7MB total
Password
Flag
Captcha*
[New Thread]


tubgurl.mp4
[Hide] (13.3MB, 720x480, 03:04)
Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. 

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to

taz.png
[Hide] (357.4KB, 721x405)
Taz's life is great... until it suddenly isn't. Upon getting the news that he has to go to war, Taz faces the struggles of combining his flamboyant personality with the rough and rugged lifestyle of a war hero. Don't let his boots fool you, he's ready to kick ass, and probably fuck some ass too, as he saves the day.

https://videos.icum.to/w/heTshn6AyTPSg3MxKw8wrn
50 replies and 24 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23062
ashley don't be wearing no hoochie holler off temu
>>23062
I miss the days when art required actual talent
Replies: >>23112 >>23113
>>23111
>being mad you can effortlessly make your 3d waifu do anything you want in 3 seconds
this_nigga.png
[Hide] (477.5KB, 1000x869)
>>23111
>I fuckin love science! Just learn to code chud! Progress is a good thing! Automation is the only way forward.
>WAIT GO BACK!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID TO DRAW HAIRY FAT BLACK TRANNYS IN PASTEL COLORS! I COULDNT FORSEE THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!

>right click, SAVED! Yup that NFT is mine now, chud!
>DELETE MY PICTURES FROM YOUR DATABASE NOWW

>It's a ROMHACK it's not copyright infringement! It's a fan inspired transformative work! Fuck the lawyers at Nintendo!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE AI IS USING MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING NEW!!

>Gatekeeping is le BAD! Everything is for everyone! We will take the thing you love and corrupt it into a husk of its former greatness, and that's a good thing!
>YOU CANT JUST GENERATE 100000 ANIME GIRL IMAGES! THIS IS CORRUPTING THE MEANING OF ART! PICK UP A PENCIL IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ARTIST

>Don't bully a learning artist. Not every detail needs to be perfectly accurate, it's called a style! Everyone, no matter how skilled, is valid and amazing!
>IS THAT AN OUT OF PLACE ELBOW?? IS THE LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT?? THIS IS SHIT! YOU NEED TO HAVE PERFECT ANATOMY LIKE THOSE RACIST ROMAN STATUES I WANT TO TEAR DOWN!
Message too long. View the full text
AI is gay and is made for aids filled gays to use

tumblr_2dac151b2ee7a9b5a11339dd64480e4f_4ad4fadc_1280.jpg
[Hide] (238.8KB, 1080x1920)
This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
Last edited by admin
281 replies and 119 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23103
I use Arch with Openbox
>>23103
What's gnome? What's kde? and what does telemetry mean? What's lxqt? What's canonical? What conspiracy? I just wanna learn
Replies: >>23109 >>23110
>>23103
The one issue you might run into with Debian and similar distros is that the packages in the "stable" repository are often ancient. This is beneficial if you're working in an environment where stability is important; the package might be old, but it works. For a desktop user experience though, this can sometimes be a pain in the ass for things like your browser, or frequently updated programs like yt-dlp. In these situations you can either install the software you want to be up-to-date manually, based on whatever instructions the provider has (usually adding an APT repository to your sources.list or compiling the software yourself, usually after cloning the git repository). This isn't as difficult as it sounds but often new users will think, "wow, debian sucks, all the software is outdated." It is, but that's on purpose, and if you want to have more up-to-date packages at the potential cost of instability, you can use Debian Testing, which you can read more about here: https://wiki.debian.org/DebianTesting . If you want easy installation for "bleeding edge" packages, you'll want to use a rolling release distro like arch or gentoo.

As for telemetry, a decent solution to detecting and stopping software on your linux machine from communicating with the internet without your knowledge/permiss
Message too long. View the full text
>>23106
Search it up, "gnome linux" "kde linux" and you'll find resources. I'd write a novel about it but too many times people troll by asking a ton of questions who aren't actually interested just to waste time.
>>23106
Gnome and kde are the graphics, how everything looks on the surface but nothing under the hood, a "skin". Like if you could reskin Windows 10 to look like Windows XP but run the same way.

pizza.jpg
[Hide] (30.9KB, 550x442)
Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
393 replies and 179 files omitted. View the full thread
>>22704
>implying I haven't already bought toilet cams
The only problem is I end up installing them at places that aren't my house.
Replies: >>22721
>>22704
My uncle has one of those at his place.
Replies: >>22723
>>22705
I'm so fat I can't save files larger than 4gb
Replies: >>22723
>>22702
ahh man, that sucks. if only you had other recording devices that you could have used! ahh shit, what a shame!

What did you have on them btw? your pancakes i mean, not your shit. for me its syrup and vanilla ice cream, othertimes its thickened cream and strawberry jam
sometimes.... i just like to lather it in layers of margarine and it all just melts and asdjshjfskfhsdfsd sooooo good.

>>22711
Hope he installed it correctly.
I heard (and this might be wrong) but if you dont install it properly, somehow the water that sprays your poop chute can have particulars of old poop/piss because something about it drawing water from the wrong spot or something.

and speaking of shit, tonight I had 2 double cheeseburgers and this time got a LARGE fries from mcdonalds. i rate it 6/10

>>22721
kek good one nerd!
Making American cheese to debunk a conspiracy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGNAxN5Z-o

news.png
[Hide] (432.8KB, 784x390)
They're making new distractions every day. Left wing, right wing, sex swing. It's all gay.

Post news stories, happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
289 replies and 100 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23033
That's right, it's also an effective aphrodisiac when mixed with enough water (like a gallon). If you can get a girl to drink a gallon of water AND take an aspirin, let me tell you... there will be waterworks (and not just piss)
>and not just piss
oh christ now you've done it. See you guys in a few days when this blows over.
1713271305761436.jpg
[Hide] (267.4KB, 828x1300)
WHO WANTS TO GET SUCKED?
Replies: >>23099
>>23096
Chris-chan lookin ass bloodsuckin mothafucka
Replies: >>23102
>>23099
Before I read the title of the article I thought, "Oh god what did Chris Chan get himself into this time"

yarb.png
[Hide] (238.3KB, 386x386)
Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
16 replies and 8 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23089
Wrong. It's Leghorn Foghorn.
>>23086
he was trying to tell you that you're the bomb man
Replies: >>23100
>>23064
>it was impossible to drink from
yeah I would have to drink awkwardly from like the side part

>>23071
oh nice! I looked up the bottom and mine online said they were sold by KFC in like 1992-1993 but its cool to see others out there!

>>23079
>Change the electrolytic capacitors
bro idk that sounds above my pay grade 

>>23084
>The "do not open" is just to cover their asses liability wise. If you're opening it up just to change the belts and nothing else, you'll be fine.
Yeah I agree with you on that. Changing the belts is the first thing im gonna try because ive heard its pretty easy 2 do and the cassete part is what Im most interested in.

Message too long. View the full text
>>23090
Oh sorry homo maybe if it was a man's cock, you'd have an easier time recognizing it
c355571577c1ec37a902b09a2d3d032f.jpeg
[Hide] (3.5KB, 55x55)
3663209.jpg
[Hide] (15.5KB, 400x266)
>>23093

c355571577c1ec37a902b09a2d3d032f.jpeg
[Hide] (3.5KB, 55x55)
somewhat.mp4
[Hide] (1005.8KB, 576x1024, 00:15)
This is somewhat like me and Ash.
423 replies and 254 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23044
>Dear visitor, Please be informed that access to the xHamster platform has been temporarily restricted for all our visitors located within the state of Texas.

>This temporary restriction has been decided due to many uncertainties surrounding the Texas House Bill No. 1181. Rest assured that we are monitoring the situation closely and will make all reasonable efforts to restore access to the xHamster platform.

>Thank you for your understanding and apologies for any inconvenience that this may cause.
FB_IMG_1713149259407.jpg
[Hide] (42.4KB, 720x695)
>>23048
>>23048
Go on tor. Problem solved.
me_and_ash_when_we_r_looking_for_her_usb_drive.png
[Hide] (80KB, 192x329)
>>23048
this is why I download any good porn scene.
retards laugh whenever someone mentions downloading porn, but its a good idea to download it so you have a copy forever
FB_IMG_1713234020165.jpg
[Hide] (62.6KB, 720x600)
this is a lot like me and ashley

void.png
[Hide] (412.6KB, 713x455)
Here lies posts or threads that deserve to be moved into the void. It's a dark, black (or brown... sometimes even pink), stinky abyss. This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
487 replies and 144 files omitted. View the full thread
>>22862
Sad that Lebron James just died. RIP.
>>22862
He was great in the Naked Gun series. RIP
>>22862
Forest Whitaker looked great after losing all that weight, can't believe he's gone
FB_IMG_1712972620928.jpg
[Hide] (52.3KB, 720x720)
At least OJ can finally rest knowing his wife's killer is dead
2cd32fc78466ee07d1b2886718c685af9315540545f86823c9d87b76ef390219.jpg
[Hide] (89.5KB, 1080x1070)
>check calendar
>it's april 15th
whoopsie

wait_for_it.webm
[Hide] (1.4MB, 480x480, 00:19)
ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
458 replies and 284 files omitted. View the full thread
SNL.mp4
[Hide] (47.2MB, 1280x720, 06:10)
Im not passing judgement on it. I am just presenting the video as is because Beavis and Butthead plus sketch comedy is Ashley Jones related.
Replies: >>23068 >>23069
>>23065
My mom mentioned to me how good this sketch was. Now that I've seen it, it's a sketch mothers would find hilarious.
Replies: >>23076
>>23065
It would've been funnier if the Beavis and Butthead lookalikes weren't mentioned at all and just shown in the background as a subtle joke for those who are familiar with TV show.
Replies: >>23074
>>23069
It would've been funnier if it was Beavis and Butt-Head and not SNL
>>23068
It was probably written by a middle aged woman

156198565125.jpg
[Hide] (315.5KB, 1920x1080)
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
384 replies and 189 files omitted. View the full thread
>>22896
Her new nickname is Bumble Pee
Will Smith Eating Spaghetti AI Video - (2023 vs 2024)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbWe5k4fFWE&pp=ygUMSm9uIEFyYnVja2xl
Roughly 5 more minutes of Jon Arbuckle becoming increasingly unhinged without context

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3rPL9EEiI&pp=ygUMSm9uIEFyYnVja2xl
>>22886
Written by a woman on the show to fill out her cuck fantasy with a big-eyed fallout woman that tries hard to be Alita Battle Angel. :p
45721475247.jpg
[Hide] (61.3KB, 1280x720)
>>22885
I only watch it for Walton Goggins.

Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

- news - rules - faq -
jschan 1.4.1