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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>30452
The resemblance is uncanny. It's as if she has been toying with us the entire time. I just realized she has already shown us her true form on her on her webcam. It's very reminiscent of how the elites tell you what they are going to do beforehand and hide everything in plain sight using symbolism. I'm shook.
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>>30488
This image is pretty creepy, Ashley's pasty white skin makes her look like a ghost. I sure hope she doesn't haunt my dreams tonight when I'm sleeping naked tehehe ^___^
I think Ashley might actually be a woman guys frfr
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>>30493
Maybe it’s like a surprise in a cereal box who knows what you will get
>>30493
No fucking way dude

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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>>30164
this but unironically
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https://www.koco.com/article/bigfoot-oklahoma-tiktok-viral-video-lawton-parallel-forest/62502120
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>>30308
Nearly every word in that link makes me recoil.
Haunted workplace anon here. Just had a small roll of toilet paper roll over next to my feet from the stall next door (or at the far end) as if someone kicked it over to me, except there's nobody else here but me. I'd be shitting bricks right now if this had happen in the basement but I'm upstairs where others are working so it's not so bad. Still quite Sp00py though.
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>>30492
Well, it definitely wasn’t an Indian who rolled that toilet paper over to you.

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Let's play some tunes.
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>>30453
All I keep hearing is "You Will Never Be A Woman"
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>>30457
Sorry, Ashley.
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>>30489
I wonder if she has seen/likes reservoir dogs or just has the poster..

Four rooms is my favorite Tarantino film.

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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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She literally went into The Void
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>>30463
I don’t understand why some Americans complain so much. We have it pretty easy here in the US, some Americans complain so much because they want everything handed to them without putting any effort.
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>>30476
That's pretty wild. I had a dream back in 2015 of Ashley sitting on her bed in her room at her old house and I was viewing her through a portal that was similar in appearance and color when it turned purple in the video. In my dream, Ashley was using her computer and as I got closer she reached out and grabbed me. I actually had the dream after falling asleep while sitting up at my laptop with my browser left on /ashley/. I vividly remember this dream because it's the first dream I ever had about Ashley.
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>>30459
Of course the U.S. will recover, not very soon, but soon because the damage is catastrophic but when the chips are down Americans pull together. I was merely pointing out the ungratefulness of the countries we give hard earned taxpayer money to.
>>30479
It's not unreasonable to think that tax payer money should be invested back into the US rather than foreign interests.

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This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
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>>30294
Based toilet ebayer. I'm a fellow potty purchaser. Keep flushin' and crushin' my nigga. Shit but never quit.
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>>30291
Me too. I haven't had any trouble sniping on eBay in a long time. It becomes second nature once you get a feel for it.
>>30331
Oh when I saw that picture I was like "faith in humanity restored", then noticed the word "Autism" is actually GIMPed there, it's badly aligned.
I just found out LGR lives near my mom in Ashville, North Caronlina.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=VocCS7ls7R8

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>30412
I used to text with girls when I was younger. I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on such a banal and mindless activity. I can't even imagine wasting my time like that now. I mean who the HECK seriously cares what a woman has to say about anything?
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>>30420
I know right? I don't even watch Ashley's videos. It's like, why can't you just hang out with guys? You know, just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy. You know, why don't guys just do that?
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>>30432
Sounds gay. Just beat off to women or pump and dump them. Most women have no value aside from that.
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>>30433
I'd like to beat off two women but I keep having to beat off guys.
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That's me at the bottom panel being fat and creepy.

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Instructions:
1. Go to https://r.sine.com/index
2. F5 until you find something good
3. Post it

Alternative random image sites:
https://cameron.red/imgur/
https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/
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>>30366
I went something like digging up on xmr to learn about it on the nitty gritty level. Getting confused and maybe thinking I'd ask biz but then I found a link to this schizo https://www.tastyfish.cz/ and I couldn't help but dig around as that is how god made me and eventually found this site from his page about women and how this is the only good one. 
How did I do?
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>>30367
Thanks for sharing another rabbit hole but we need to inform this tastyfish man that ashley has a penis
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>>30368
drummyfish is based and posts on this board.

>>30367
what do you want to know about XMR? If by nitty gritty level you mean technicals then these are good starting points (a bit outdated now but fundamentals will remain the same):

book:
https://masteringmonero.com/

Breaking Monero video series:
https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLsSYUeVwrHBnAUre2G_LYDsdo-tD0ov-y

current news and information:
https://www.yewtu.be/@MoneroTalk
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>>30371
Yeah I ended up finding what I was looking for, breaking monero is pretty cool but I feel like it's way further in the weeds. also
>invidious
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Hoping to chat online with other gaymer men.

Discuss games you're playing, games that you want to try, ask for opinions on games, mods, etc.
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>>30451
>Have a seat next to me
>I'll explain why it's illegal - not to mention wrong - to download a 35 year old game that hasn't been for sale for decades
>It's just wrong okay
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>>30451
I wonder if this is just the part of the copyright law where you have to bitch about it to protect your copyright.
>>30454
I didn't know Mr. Incredible was a Pixar mom too
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Guys, during the summer break, I was wondering how to spend my time with no particular plans when my roommate Ashton becomes a girl due to TS syndrome! If she climaxes 100 times within 30 days of TS syndrome, her gender will become fixed!?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2891040/Transformative_Summer_Life_with_a_TS_Companion/
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>>30460
OOPSIES!!!!
UH OH MY GUY CAN'T DO THAT
FUCKING WHOOPSIE POOPSIE

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>30395
So that's why Ashley hasn't been active lately, she got a boyfriend.
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>>30395
lawd forgive for i DO finna be GOONIN
>>30396
she just posted yesterday retard
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>>30401
>he doesn't know

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