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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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What breed is this pupper?
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No.33498 
>>33497
a faggot
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No.33500 
>>33498
I'm having trouble finding faggot in the AKC registry.
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No.33503 
>>33500
try looking in the mirror
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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No.33358 
>>33354
He's a lot like Ashley.
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No.33501 
>>33499
It's been about 36 hours since I've last slept and I can confirm that this video makes perfect sense to me.
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>>33499
this is so fkn weird, I feel like I can no longer comprehend the age I am living in
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>33098
>spend 4 years in the military
>get your leg blown off
>watch your friends die
>develop ptsd
>come back to the us
>be forgotten about by government
>become broken record reminding uninterested people that you served 4 years in the military because the government doesnt give a shit about you anymore
or
>go to thrift store
>instantly become seabee

I proudly support stolen valor.
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Ashley should get this shirt. 

https://nypost.com/2025/03/23/us-news/daughter-of-9-11-victim-slams-etsy-over-ad-for-garfield-shirt-making-light-of-terror-attacks/
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new shirt came in the mail today, I should have gone up a size but whatever
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>>33493
god i wish that were me
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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I wish I could say something similar about  the Ash's captivating green eyes. But sometimes my own can't help but  wander down South, heh, heh.
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No.33486 
>>33481
ashley should sing this
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No.33487 
>>33486
>>33481
I second this fine sir Ashley Jones should indeed sing this>>33481 I do believe it would be quite humurpus yes
No.33491 
>>33485
We dont need Seabee if you keep it up this accurately.
No.33495 
>>33485
Just where in the hell have you been sir????
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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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No.33403 
>>33364
This women are all grifters. If you haven't figured that out yet, you're a gullible moron.

>>33369
this
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No.33404 
>>33403
these women*
too lazy to delete and repost sorry
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No.33490 
>>33404
It's okay baby
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No.33492 
>>33337
>dumb stupid big dicked niggers
You mean hip hop fans. I need to correct you on this one because ghetto blacks only listen hard core hip hop and rap.
No.33494 
>>33490
thanks babe
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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No.33241 
>>33238
When I clicked this image, the black loading bar popped right over her tits and it made me a little hard ngl frfr
No.33254 
this is a lot like me and ashley
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3_X02EBgoZs?si=MyBt3MC6u1xzm4TY
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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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No.33340 
>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.
No.33350 
>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.
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No.33360 
>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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No.33362 
>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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No.33405 
>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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No.33160 
>>33090
>>33100
Yes, I wanted people to relive the horror.
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333333 GET
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No.33334 
>>9626 (OP) 
Yo sailor, if you ain’t dead, what was tge underground resistance called?
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Post Ashley look alikes
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No.33324 
>>33323
That's what natural buttholes look like, she just isn't bleaching it like your PORN WHORES do, Barry. I for one love her dark and musky all natural butthole.
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No.33325 
>>33324
>people get their fashion and lifestyle choices from porn!
OK, “anon”
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>>33325
Butthole color is considered fashion now? What style of fashion do I have?
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No.33327 
>>33324
White ppl don't season dey butthole
No.33330 
>>33326
Didn’t know we were discussing hairy turkroach faggot anus. My apologies.
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