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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37918
Same, I had to look up Bob Reiner and the only two movies I recognized by him were Stand By Me and The Princess Bride. Either way, it's pretty messed up how something he created turned into his own murderer.
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>>37928
His boomer parents probably abused and neglected him to a crazy degree. The guy was in rehab for the first time at 15. I grew up around some pretty shady kids and I knew a few that were deeply into drugs around that age, in and out of juvenile hall, etc. Every single one of them had absolutely FUCKED UP parents. Not talking about obvious stuff either, their parents looked perfectly nice and normal to everyone on the outside, and were always experts at playing the victim.
The reality is though that if your child grows up and stabs you to death, you as a parent failed absolutely. He isn't a "spoiled brat" or "just a bad seed." YOU are solely responsible for your own children's development, and if your kid is addicted to hard drugs as a 15 year old, that's on YOU, not the kid.
I'm not saying parents are responsible for their kids in perpetuity, but for an adult child to have so much anger and hurt that he murders his own parents, well, something went wrong there.
My parents were divorced alcoholics and I'd say my upbringing was unstable at best. As an adult I don't have the best relationship with them (I keep them at a distance because they're nuts) but I would never DREAM of stabbing them to death.
I guarantee you Reiner's kid lived a special kind of hell growing up.
Total boomer death.
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>>37904
There is a famous old photo of Rob Reiner where he and his wife have their heads placed on a butcher block and their child is holding a cleaver above their heads. It's not the same wife or the child that allegedly would murder him but still quite the portent of death.
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US accused of using illegal workers at centre processing refugee claims in South Africa

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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I've been looking into that dark stuff today
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>>38022
kpop fan
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>>38023
sorry J, hope you weren't offended by a strong independent nigga

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>37967
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least it's readable. I don't know why neocites folks like these have the most retarded text fonts with font colour that blends in with the background.
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>>38008
She's one of the few women online that uses capital letters at the beginning of sentences.
>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.
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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple
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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo
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I feel bad so I post this

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38001
I'll give you my seed. You can drain my wallet. My seed phrase is "I'm About To Cum"
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>>38006
Uh-huhuhuh, slow down Beavis, Valentine's Day is two months away.
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>>38014
Oh yeah, heh heh.
>>38000
Another wasted GET.
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>>38020
oh no, I didn't even notice lol, I AM SORRY this should have been the highlight of my life and I have FAILED

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>37982
That chatbot you have been asking to abut that pdf is lying to you. The text is about how JC is right and you are a faget for misreading it actually
>>37979
>orienting your beliefs towards society instead of introspection
sounds gay
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>>37985
>introspection
we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing
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Are you planning on becoming a cult leader? Or is this just your interest of the month?
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>>38018
It could be both. New JonesTown speedrun.

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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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i've cooked myself a nice burgher i like it with lettuce, onion, tomato, cheese slice. no pictures because we don't do that here, but it looked nice
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>>37896
>no pictures because we don't do that here
can you atleast post your feces?
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>>37932
HEY DON'T SAY THAT I A FOOD THREAD PLS
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>>37882
thanks, I sent this to my mom :D

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