/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>39040
Now that you mention it, that actually makes sense.

>>39049
It doesn't, I'm confused.

>>39050
Because that's when she does those feminine things like go "heyyyyy" and "omg!!!" and the hand gestures, etc. To be fair, I think I find that hot because I know it's done ironically so it has a charm to it, whereas girls who actually do that I find them to be odd especially if they're in their 20s or above.

>>39052
How I'm still confused?

>>39059
You're gay. That's why you can't understand the logic. Go suck three dicks.

https://soundcloud.com/shevelyoka/obsessia

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https://soundcloud.com/shevelyoka/acceptance

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https://soundcloud.com/mvrdrrmntr/falling-asleep-natsugi-shigitori

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife

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>>39046
Go to https://tazadechocolate.blogspot.com/2008/12/wondrous-voyage-of-flan_19.html

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What about hosting? What about pay?
What about all the things that you said we were to meme?
What about making jokes? Is there a time?
What about all the cringe that you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice
All the cum we've milked before?
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying cock, this weeping peen?

AHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!

What have we've done to the web? Look what we've done

>>39041
> I so kindly paid the hosting, you may thank me now.

Thank you, I'm glad you brought back the image board. It had been down for about a week or a little more than a week.

>>39041
Thanks for bringing the board back. I thought you actually left us for good this time. Praise the Ash. \o/

>>39053
Praise the Ass (_\o/_)

>>38915
They are a word class: there can be personal pronouns (I/me/you/them/us/our...),demostrative pronouns (this, that, those), relative pronouns (who, which, where, when, whose, that), interrogative pronouns (what, when, who, how...)...

>>38916
You are making things up.

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https://linktr.ee/femboy4u

>>39021
That's milkyray in that picture.

https://www.tiktok.com/@haltsmanu?lang=en

https://www.instagram.com/milkyray/

https://www.yewtu.be/@MilkyrayClips/videos

https://www.twitch.tv/milkmeray/videos

>>39021
Femboy_4uu has a big penis.

>>38977
>>39014
Uhhhh wrong thread BIGOT >>37308

>>39018
"sure thing buddy"

>>39019
Indigo is a man, you pig. How fucking dare you.

>>39023
Indigo is a colour.

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>>39023
"sure"

>>39011
Mini Jimmy said he wears 2x so that's about right actually. I don't think he would be drafted because he's like 40 something. I think 38 is the cutoff to even join the military or something.

>>39017
I'm going to tell the military I'm gay and I'll rape all the guys in their sleep, while doing that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy.

>>39024
Clocked. Mini Jimmy samefags again.

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>>39025
>that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy
Like this?

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>>39027
This was more I had in mind.

>>38997 (OP) 
She's literally me fr fr.

>>38997 (OP) 
btw she 41% herself.

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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.

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>>38902

>>38902
I'm actually really nice in real life, I'm a good person, I say please and thank you, I open the door for people, I smile. 
People play video games where they commit murder and war crimes, they watch horror movies where people get split in half in a bloody way, but I use my big brain intellect to engineer ways to get rid of people.
Say what you want, I'm a philosopher, not a consumer. 
I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Anyway, please don't compare my genocidal imaginations (which is just that, imagination) with your pedophilic vidya gaymes sexual exploitation.
My imagination is more normal than yours, for your kind information.

>>38905
>I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Wow too bad none of those big boy books told you that almost everything you've heard about the holocaust is made up jpop fanish propaganda

>>38907
What a shame.