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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>34979
Of course what you eat affects how you smell. How is this even a question? Eat a bunch of garlic every day for a week and see what happens. Or eat red meat all the time; you'll stink.
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>>34980
I was more asking about sweat and armpit smell but fair enough
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>>34981
If you mean the actual physiological process, I don't know. But your body breaks things down and some things smell bad and others not so much.
Deodorant is quite bad for you. It works by plugging up your pores. Your body is supposed to sweat, and deodorant prevents that. A simple, super effective way to neutralize odor while allowing your body to sweat is to pat down your pits with a little baking soda. It's insane how well it works.
>>34972
>How do you smell good without deodorant?
You don't need to.
https://braphogs.com
Apply here if you have a bad smell instead.
Thoughts on Quake, Blood, and the other 90s FPS. Do you like them?

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>34861
No thanks
>>34858
This guy would be hotter if he wasn't a femboy faggot.
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>>34966
bad teeth
>>34966
That's the look a nigga give you right before he pull some wicked shit in Garry's Mod.

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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>>34794
she loves cheese pizza
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ICE should be arresting Indians instead.
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Important message for you americans from my homie Paracelsus:
>All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; but the dose makes it clear that a thing is not a poison. 

bonus: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_Re6pZri8Gw
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>>34925
this guy sounds like a total faggot
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>>34969
yeah bro like is this dick poison tho is this cum poison tho

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>34964
back when I used to use instagram, I saw a 30 second clip of what looked to be from Epstein's Island. A 12-16 year old girl butt ass naked tethered to green grass. In this clip, there was two men standing and one was using an electric prod while she wriggled in her restraints getting electrocuted and the other standing and watching. The footage was extraordinarily grainy.

The reason why I think was real footage from Epstein's Island is that I haven't seen it since and it has been scrubbed fairly well from the internet, but then again I haven't bothered looking. 

Isn't kind of odd that this is such a historical scandal yet there lacks to be any footage floating around? I'm not seeking it out, but I'd imagine it'd crop up in random places on the internet.
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>>34970
That was footage from my daughter's birthday party. Me and my buddy Jeff were just playing a silly prank on her while she was blindfolded.
>>34970
>Isn't kind of odd that this is such a historical scandal yet there lacks to be any footage floating around? I'm not seeking it out, but I'd imagine it'd crop up in random places on the internet.
How many videos of you taking a shit are on the internet? Oh, none? However did you manage to keep that private all these years?
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>>34973
By not living with Ashley.
>>34968
Ashley Jones is jail.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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Are you a wizard?!
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>>34758
No idea what is happening here but sure is kino time
>>34842
lol'd
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>>34942
When alphabet acquired youtube I knew what it meant. I was deeply saddened and fearful of what is now in full action. Man I miss reply videos.
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https://calculatingempires.net/
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>>34962
This is super cool, I am collecting these infographics, please share more of this kinda stuff if you have.

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>34949
He should change his name to 4less.
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>>34949
The footage from this accident is crazy
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>>34950
kek
AstraZeneca means "the stars are killing us" in Latin.
>>34950
Call that nigga a foregone conclusion.

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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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I saw a garter snake eating a toad while walking the trail today. Metal!
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>>20036
Fuck i knew it
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>>34919
>not eating the snake
>>34927
this monke motherfucker look cool, thanks for posting him
>>34554
Nature is wild

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Let's play some tunes.
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https://soundcloud.com/leviryan/purple-heart-lane

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Finally got around to watching this recommended by the Frenchie. It had its silly moments, especially near the end but it was enjoyable. I wish Jean Reno did more grisly crime films, his character was cool in this. Vincent Cassel was good also.
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I was watching picrel since I was in the mood for a horror film but it was slow and boring so I decided to fap afterwards. The only part that freaked me out was this scene...
28 Years Later was pretty good.
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RIP Mr. Blonde

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/03/michael-madsen-was-medically-cleared-just-days-before-death/
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EhWJUn5z2iE

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