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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37238
I remember reading about that. Reminds of The Hustler where Jackie Gleason was an excellent pool player whereas Paul Newman barely played and  spent many hours practicing to reach his skill level. Both actors made over 90% pool shots in that film.
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>>37240
Have you ever seen the new show skit of the hustler?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FDFfBJpdvZY
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Where's ashley going in life?  She's nearly 30 years old and she's still an unmarried neet.  How long can she keep this up.  At some point she VILL have to get married, get pregnant and become a housewife or something.  And then what will happen to all of her online platforms (website, peertube, and tubbgurl)?  SHe's still acting as if she's 20 yo or something.
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>>37365
Why does it matter to you where she is going in life? Are you going to define it for her? Before asking where she is going, consider where your own certainty comes from.
>>37365
Is picrel supposed to be Ashley? Looks like she's going to the beach. The girl on the right looks more like Ashley than the one in the center.

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>35938
You're not supposed to touch AI, you're supposed to touch yourself to AI.
>>35934
Probably shouldnt have this on my server, but still impressive
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I just sent my brother an e-mail asking if he wanted to reconnect after not speaking to each other for 7 years. I wish I had done this much sooner, I thought cutting him out of my life would help him realize how rotten he is and turn his life around but now I feel really shitty for abandoning him. 

Hopefully we can patch things up, I was just too angry to forgive him all these years and wanted to give him a wake up call, but now I realized it just made things worse. I do feel a little better now that I'm reaching out to him, before I wanted to tell him to drop dead and say other horrible shit but I never did. 

Anyways, let's see where this goes.
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>>37342
I don't know if your brother was hurtful to himself or to others, but I can relate in some way. I stopped talking to my mom. She was a pretty shitty mother that made poor decisions which eventually resulted in me having no choice but to cut ties. Nothing I said could change her or gain her empathy.

Nobody wants to have less family. Being in your situation is really difficult, and it feels like any decision isn't the right one. You probably tried talking to him honestly, only for it not work. You tried radio silence, which didn't work. There's the possibility that you reconnect and he treats you terribly, or continues to treat himself terribly. You may never come to the perfect relationship, but you should feel better that you are coming from a place of love.

Maybe you could maintain a relationship at arms length. Be in contact with him, but not so close that he can be shitty to you. Some people get worse the more often they talk to you. Hope things work out well for you and your brother.
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>>37342
>>37362
Wow, just as I was going to respond to anon about his brother, another anon posts about his mother. Get out of my head, Charles!

From my elaborate experience with shitty family, those who cut others from their lives are cowardly ones. To carry the burden of being brother's keeper is a lot less heavy than the burden of guilt when they are gone. This idea of cutting ties with toxic family is a relativity new phenomenon and although disowning family has existed throughout history, it was always reserved for the most egregious offenses. It was a way to protect the family name from losing social status and the family estate from falling into undeserving hands. Cutting ties seems to be the easy path but once taken, it will only lead to further resentment between you both down the road. I can't tell you what you should do in your situation but I can tell you that running away to avoid confrontation with them is only sanctioning their treatment of you and further enabling their behavior. People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you. You should forgive your brother. Remember, Joseph from the Bible had his own brothers toss him into a pit and then they lied to their father, Jacob, telling him that Joseph was devoured by a beast. They went on to sell Joseph into slavery which would set him on his path to become ruler of a
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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btw made with local offline open weight and open source software.

(Verse 1)
Politicians lying straight to my face, I don't care
Left wing, right wing, same damn taste, I don't care
Tax me to death for some climate change, I don't care
Build that wall or tear it down today, I don't care
Abortion bans or full-term rights, I don't care
Gun control or open carry fights, I don't care
Election fraud or mail-in votes, I don't care
Deep state running everything we wrote, I don't care

(Verse 2)
Jesus saves or Allahu Akbar, I don't care
Bible, Quran, Torah, or none at all sir, I don't care
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>>37343
I'm going to remix this (no disrespect)
here are the lyrics I'm thinking of


the kike system cutting penises at birth
people with potential left to rot away
uh, I don't give af ricking fruck bro
here's another thing I'm not obsessed with
pizza girl kpop fan knife subway
albeit I wrote some lyrics about it
yuh, I don't give afucking frick hoe

even when rhyming because uhhhhhh
zero empathy award, dats my shiiiiiit OH
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>>37349
forgot about filter

the kike system cutting penises at birth
people with potential left to rot away
uh, I don't give af ricking fruck bro
here's another thing I'm not obsessed with
pizza girl n~gger knife subway
albeit I wrote some lyrics about it
yuh, I don't give afucking frick hoe

even when rhyming because uhhhhhh
zero empathy award, dats my shiiiiiit OH

(Chorus)
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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/saturday-night
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>>37350
I made the song so people can do whatever they want with it. Edit, remix, release, I don't care. Btw interesting lyrics you have there.

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>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?
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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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Jennifer Carpenter
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>>37345
Jawline too big, would not bang.
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Sophia Lillis
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>>37345
Is she a trans woman because she is definitely passing unlike most trans women who only pass after going back into the closet to hang themselves. Her jawline seems to have become more pronounced over time since I first saw her in White Chicks. She must mew.
I wonder how often Ashley has a crash out like this?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CnnxyPyVdy8

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Predator: Badlands sucked
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Come watch House (1977) with us at https://cytu.be/r/heyuri_theater this evening!
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>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.
We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
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https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37308 (OP) 
>>you are gay

I'm not, I thought this where I find males that look steaming hot out in the sun so I can advocacy for skin cancer. I was wrong and tricked. This is such a travesty. Suing you for thousands of shekels.
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>>37308 (OP) 
>If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
Does this mean I can post or not?

(I don't have more pics of this guys but he is very handsome)
Can handsome males be posted here or only hot males?
>>37321
"Normal" couples:
>We met at a fraternity party where my buddies roofied a bunch of chicks and raped them. :P
Stop acting like straightoids are pure and pristine.

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement
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>>37327
Hello Elon
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>>37328
Greetings Children

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