/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Hah Kaley Cuaco stole Ashley's man. I always knew Duke liked them alien lookin bitches.

>>34218
me over right

yes

>>34190
>she will never actually sleep with you
I think she trusts me enough to have a sleep over. We'd stay up all night talking about cute goys we have a crush on.

>>34223
Why are these hot zoomer boys taking pictures of me on the toilet?

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>>33657
>sometimes friends get together for conversation over coffee and pastries
I hate "journalists" so much it's unreal

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>A 24-year-old Venezuelan migrant was arrested for pretending to be a minor to enroll in an Ohio high school.
>The article states that while attending the school under alleged false pretenses, Labrador participated in soccer and swimming.
>Labrador’s plans came unraveled when a woman claiming to be the mother of his son contacted the family and told them he was a 24-year-old father.

dude this story is so insane. I kept looking for his motivation in the story - like, why did he want to go to high school? was it to sell drugs? what was the purpose?
It seems like the purpose was JUST to go to high school, which is fucking hilarious.

>24 but look 16
>everything provided for you, your foster parents are stupid but nice lefty american whites
>go to high school but never worry about grades because you know it doesn't matter
>just have fun instead
>crushing it with your lil bros in soccer and swimming
>going to high school parties every weekend (you buy the beer)
>blasting out underage pussy constantly
>CONSTANTLY

whoops forgot link https://www.breitbart.com/border/2025/05/21/venezuelan-24-year-old-man-busted-for-fake-enrollment-at-ohio-school-as-minor/

>>34219
Two can play at this game. I am now learning spanish and memorizing trivia about venezuelan culture.

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>ubuntu is spyware
can someone smarter than me please explain?

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if you're missing Ashley's videos, generate yourself a new on any time with
> links -dump https://dukenukemis.cool/manifesto/ | dadadodo -c 100 -p 0 - | espeak -s 100 -p 80

>>34216
it's owned by a business like windows

>>34215
>Ashley vapes now
bussin

>>33131
We need one of these for Ashley and Seabee? The virgin ashley vs The CHAD Seabee.

>>34212
I had forgotten this was a thing. What an absolutely bizarre fad

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>>34212

>>34200
Any meme lords in the house? This is wage cage tier; only thing I can think of that would be worse is being found hanging in a closet by a belt with a house full of loose doorknobs. Might be worse since it's so public... nice dubs btw

>>34204
You're as dumb as a doorknob. Her next obituary should be her board because it's dead as a doorknob.

Cuando vas a volver a actualizar el sitio? Me terminó gustando mucho, por cierto lo encronte por la página de pollcompball

>>34206
people would prefer to post with the israelis on 4chan, have their entire post history stored forever, and constantly be at risk of the site going down

This site could be a great "/b/ style" place if only people used it

>>34208
If the trade-off is a slow, organic, bot/eglin/8200 free board w/ its own 'culture' vs a fast moving glowkpop fan rhetorical training ground the choice is pretty obvious... 'sincerity'>quantity

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>>33619
I hope Ashley identifies as a lasagna because guess who's cumming to dinner.

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i saw this on another chan and thought it was garfield at first lol

>>34185
aw hell naw that ain't how u treat yo mans whens he gets home she best bust it wide open all im sayin niggas better quit messing wit deez white women and come home shieeet

>>33634
HAHA YES! GARFIELD IS BASE! HAHAHA!
DID YOU KNOW WE COULD SMOKE IN PUBLIC PLACES BEFORE THIS COUNTRY WENT DOWNHILL? DID YOU KNOW IF YOUR SON WAS GAY YOU JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HIM? THATS RIGHT. WE DIDN'T HAVE FAGGOTS BACK THEN. ALL THE FAGGOTS LIVED ON EAST COAST. NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERES A FAGGOT TRYING TO FUCK KIDS. I'M JUST GLAD ALL FAGGOTS WILL BURN IN HELL. THAT'S WHAT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT. THAT AND THE JIM BEAN I TAKE WITH UNISOM.

>>33738
Unless you're literally looking over his shoulder the entire time you have no way of knowing whether or not he's peeking in your personal files. But hey, if you don't care, enjoy.

No he just used some usb stick program and had a gander at msconfig, etc, files too, but nothing revealing. Don't remember what else, PC was slow at worst.

>>33878
Ngl if ashley bought me chinese food I'd simp for her like this too. my mom surprised me with chinese food delivered to my apartment once. it was great. we used to go out to eat every sunday after church and I always wanted chinese.