/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

This video was bonkers. How do you do it, Ashley? You're adamant about not drinking or doing drugs, so how do you come up with "it's two and a half men, except they're black and gay, and one of them has no arms. they go to a gay pride parade and have a rap battle with a pedophile."

>>25476
I think it's something to do with having an imagination.

>>25477
I have a belly button

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Now I want some watermelon. 🍉🧑🏿‍💼

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Edgy

https://youtu.be/GvYq-Ba5SE8?si=FaZIWFPSZj_RTira

On the drive home, I picked up some fried chicken from my favourite fried chicken place for a late lunch time meal to eat while I watch the Ash's latest creation.
Got home, loaded up this video and together with the fried chicken, it really heightened my immersion. It was like I was really in the backseat next to Amber Dextrous 

9/10 IGN waiting for the VR update.

>>25476
autism.... or creative genius... maybe both?
either way, no one does what she is doing

>>25476
She was eating rotisserie chicken.

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>>25472 (OP) 
Would you make a post-apocalyptic disaster movie with an ensemble cast from the Jones Town Productions?

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>>25484

https://youtu.be/Kth0UOU5a_M?si=stlVuU9ewULfgaAy

>>25496
Rose has to wear that outfit every time she goes into ashleys room

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>>25505
Is it 'cos Ashley's room resembles Chernobyl's radioactive ruins?

>>25472 (OP) 
https://youtu.be/ljho4VXx0Q4?si=l-CUREOEeigCwrqg

>>25514
The Simpsons didn't have that problem.

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>>25519
>Radioactive Man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7zsvUAVMk

>>25550
OMFG is that real kpop fan ashley? what have you done!?

>>25472 (OP) 
>>25551
dang ashley, did you change "nig*er" to "kpop fan"? real sneaky

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>>25550
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?!?!?

>>25557
Thanks to years of wasting my life on the internet, I fully expected her face to be covered in semen when she looked at the camera.

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>>25560
>her face to be covered in semen

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>>25562
>people write thousands of words worth of fanfiction over the years, not to mention...
>poetry
>music
>fan art
>tahiti shitposts some hentai story where he gets ashley pregnant and then also impregnates the children
>it gets featured in a video
What did Ashley mean by this?

>>25574
What do you mean by "shitpost"? I thought this story was based on real events.

>>25574
>nice guys finish last
>pedos good, fanbois bad

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>>25562
>long haired, cum stained, pregnant Ashley 

holy fug, YOU JUST RUINED MY ENTRIRE NO COOM JUNE U FUVCKING ASSHOLE

>>25580
>fully naked Ashley
I only celebrate NNN.

>>25574
Ashley hates poetry.
Also, anyone notice there's been no fan fiction posted ever since that one tubby got called out for his Ashley rape fan fiction.

>>25584
I hate poetry as well. Unless it's done by Javs from the etto period. Rape was common back then too. No cameras, you could get away with anything back then.

>>25584
You mean Zack?

>>25591
It was a shitskin

>>25584
>anyone notice there's been no fan fiction posted ever since that one tubby got called out for his Ashley rape fan fiction.
The problem wasn't the rape in the fan fiction (obviously), it was that this normie goatfucker wanted to namefag but then secretly post degenerate stories on some dead-on-arrival reddit sub of all places. Then he panic deleted everything after being called out, including his personal social media. Super fucking kekworthy.

>>25594
Oh, you mean this guy. I saved his pfp before he deleted his account.

>>25597
Yeah exactly, that's him

>>25562
What is this girls name. I remember her from 4chan and these was like some backstory about her family or dad or something?

>>25594
I thought the namefag poetry writer and the redditer with social media where 2 different anons?

>>25597
What an asshole.

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>>25600
Don't worry anon, I gotchu.

>>25602
multiple people have done poetry so it might be a different person you're thinking of, no clue if the reddit gangbang guy ever did poetry, I just know he was extremely pissy about not being able to namefag and argued against anonymous posting lol

>>25611
>>25612
holy shit