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No.21052
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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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No.21053 
>>21052 (OP) 
no
No.21054
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Yay, I'll go first. No one can beat he power of PI. Did I win?
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No.21071 
please send this thread to the void
No.21083
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>>21054
Your move, buckaroo
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No.21092
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Someone play with me
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>>21083
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>>21099
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>>21101
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No.21105
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>>21092
Let's rock
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>>21102
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>>21106
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No.21116
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>>21105
and roll!
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No.21118
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>>21116
Good luck not really
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>>21118
No retreat, no surrender!
No.21157
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>>21111
It’s a stalemate
No.21287
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>>21118
Since your such a lil bitch who couldnt compete with my intellectual prowess and run the fuck away, I had no other choice butt 2 stimulate the most likely outcome between the 2 of us and you know what came up?
Spoiler: ur gay kys faggot

 Spoiler alert 2:Electric Boogaloo: I won. Just like I always do
No.21757
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>>21052 (OP)
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mkay new game
No.32016
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anyone up for chess?
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No.32017 
>>32016
This is awesome. You should add the letters/numbers to the rows/columns (which I just learned is called algebraic notation) to the board. Also post transparent images of the pieces so we can "move" our own.

For now, E2 to E4. I'm not going to play as the kpop fans, obviously.
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No.32021
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>>32017
OK I added the numbers and letters for you guys who are not chess grandmasters, I also made the image edit friendly and converted it to 256 colors so now it takes under 100 kB so we don't nuke the server. I played g6.
Also let's set straight the rules: anyone can play the next move (either say the move or edit the image or both), but NO COMPUTER ASSISTANCE is allowed OK? No fucking stockfish, we can see if you're an engine.
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No.32022 
>>32021
C2 to C3
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No.32024
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>>32022
Bg7, I go sleep now, curious where this will go.
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No.32032 
>>32024
F1 to E2
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No.32033
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>>32032
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>>32033
burger to e5
Also if you want you can edit the picture however you like, for example you can change the pieces to some other pictures or upgrade them somehow, can be fun.
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No.32042
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>>32016
Genuine idea on the black vs white. I'll join you guys in playing, but brb gotta put in my vibrating buttplug so I can win
No.32043 
I was playing online chess with random players and kept getting blacked to the point where I wanted to punch my monitor. The only time I won a game was when the other player went AFK until the timer hit zero or they quit abruptly after the beginning of a match.
No.32099
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>>32041
G2 to G4
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No.32102
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>>32099
burger d6
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No.32173
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>>32102
B2 to B4
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No.32174
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>>32173
horse to f6, the pugs got scared
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No.32187
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>>32174
Chester creeps to B5. Check. The spook is spooked!
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>>32187
yo nigga not so fast, Nc6
the King is safe but forever turned white from the shock
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No.32195
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>>32190
N was too high and forgot to load the gun with bullets. Chester chooses fight mode and claims C6. Check. "Neverland Ranch here I come, aha!"
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No.32197 
>>32195
>"Neverland Ranch here I come, aha!"
kek
No.32203
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>>32195
enjoy your chesterburger, Michael is now preparing for a moonwalk castle to the safety of Neverland Ranch, after that get ready to get checkmated by a dildo Duke
It now feels more like D&D than chess lol
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No.32214
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>>32203
Ashley to A4
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No.32215
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>>32214
bishop takes g4 pug
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No.32217
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>>32215
After years of being malnourished due to her vegan diet, Ashley finally snaps and gorges on the Chesterburger at C6. Her tummy now full, but her new craving for human flesh has her blood-thirsty eyes set upon the King of Pop. Check.
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No.32219
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>>32217
lol, this is going to be an amazing gif in the end
> Ashley's body was so deprived of calories she got real fat from the snack, but may be able to lose the weight if she keeps moving around the board.
nigga to d7
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>>32219
Ashley moves her fatass to B7 and rests between two juicy burgers
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No.32230
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>>32229
O-O, made some minor changes to the piece set
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No.32237
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>>32230
pug to D3
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No.32242
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>>32237
N(igga)g4, her honorary preparing to give Duke some ass slapping, maybe he'll enjoy it
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No.32245
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>>32242
horse to F3
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No.32247
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>>32245
that's a good move sir, I play the judge queen to f6, leaving Garfield unprotected but also making eye contact with the horse
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No.32249
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>>32247
Duke to D2. Ashley becomes anorexic since the burgers were replaced with Garfields.
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>>32249
queen takes f3, all hell breaks loose
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No.32257
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>>32253
Duke to C2...
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No.32259
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>>32257
queen takes the rook
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>>32259
Horsey to D2
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No.32272
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>>32267
dildo goes to c8 to protect the garfield
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No.32334
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>>32272
Chester to B2
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>>32334
queen takes Harry the pug, think it's practically over now
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>>32338
Pug to F4, it's not over yet
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>>32348
bishop a4 check, looks like mate in 4 maybe? Kc1 Qg1+ Nf1 Qxf1+ Kd2 Qf2+ Kc1 Qc2# or something
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>>32352
Duke to B1. Just fuck my shit up, baby.
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>>32354
alright, thanks for playing on, after all it's a historical moment :D queen rapes the horse
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No.32386
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>>32359
Ashley to C8. Even though she dislikes penises since they remind her of Uncle Rico, Ashley's severe hunger pain causes her to hallucinate and see the two throbbing cocks as jumbo-sized hotdog wieners. Ashley gobbles the one closest to Michael Jackson while making eye contact, something she rarely does, as he watches in horror. Check.
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>>32386
Admirable act of self sacrifice to give Duke a few extra moments of life, almost as touching as Ron Weasley's famous move in the Harry Potter chess game, but monstrous dildo double penetration was evemtually too much even for Ashley. Dildo takes Ashley at c8.
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>>32390
Pug to A3...
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>>32392
queen c2 check
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No.32487
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>>32393
Duke to A2
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>>32487
bishop b3 checkmate, very good game, thank you for playing
here's the whole game: 1. e4 g6 2. c3 Bg7 3. Be2 e5 4. g4 d6 5. b4 Nf6 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qa4 Bxg4 9. Qxc6+ Bd7 10. Qb7 O-O 11. d3 Ng4 12. Nf3 Qf6 13. Kd2 Qxf3 14. Kc2 Qxh1 15. Nd2 Rfc8 16. Bb2 Qxh2 17. f4 Ba4+ 18. Kb1 Qxd2 19. Qxc8+ Rxc8 20. a3 Qc2+ 21. Ka2 Bb3#
and a gif with added evaluation bar
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No.32502 
>>32500
I've been observing the game as you guys played, this is an awesome conclusion. The gif is really neat
No.32503 
>>32500
Well done, I knew I fucked up keeping the queen there and I didnt know castling was an actual move so I learned something out of this. Good game.
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No.32508 
>>32503
If you didn't even know castling I am surprised how well you played actually, you can get very good I think just by learning some habits like first developing pieces before attacking and so on. Also look up en passant, that's the real meme move lol, it's funny that beginners often think the opponent is hacking when en passant is played.
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