/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

You have a beautiful set of eyes.

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I knew I was right, they do run all the way up

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>>9087
Yeah, but... did you see it?
She even put her lube bottle where Kingassripper had a beer bottle and hiked her leg up just like him too! Bravo Ash!!!

I also cried and ate pizza when my Grandma passed away.

Amazing.
>>9087
Ash has legs for days.........

>>9084 (OP) 
anyways umm
I used to feel bad for that little shit named Derrick but between having a hot mom a cool ant farm, a dance dance revolution pad, a cool bedroom, humans that show up to his birthday AND a cute internet gf, he leads a better life than me.

I love the boba tea edit, how does Grandma (Rest in peaces) looks so youthful but also 65? Korean face cream or daily facial masks???? whats her secret!
PLUS SHE IS RIGHT, LEARN TO USE YOUR INDICATORS RETARDS, its how you communicate to other road users you queers!

I just noticed how the Garfield phone opens its eyes when in use. how cool is that
BTW with all that cool shit in derricks room, a room tour video would be cool. If he isnt busy editing wikipedia that is.

>whats your favourite flower?
>columbine
whoa wtf thats actually a flower! informative AND entertaining
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/flowers/columbine/columbine-flower.htm

between the incest vibes, a granny getting killed by a gay dude, school shooters, Derrick being used to scheduling appointments for his whore mum, a bukake funeral, a minute long fart porn scene, talking chickens, cannibalism and also literal cum farts...
 ..yeah this is one of your weirdest videos yet



anyways the bukkake scene has convinced me to take the holy grail of cum supplements
and maybe i will get an internet gf because of it
Thanks Ash!
As always, thanks for doing these videos even if you're massive weirdo  

umm also, how did you get those party hats to stick onto your chest and make you look like having actual breasts? just asking for a female friend btw nothing sus

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>>9084 (OP) 
Great vid ash! Derrick is probably the best character in the ashley-verse. I can relate to him the most(pretty sure I have the same laptop)!

The production quality has increased so much for these skits! Amazing work!

Side note: Who the hell is the person(or persons) helping ashley film these videos? And how did she convince them to record such crude shots?

I don’t mean anything negative by this but isn’t it weird how this whole video feels kind of like how your brain would make up a dream?  The green screen Style makes things have an uncanny valley feel. The birthday part at a funeral. There’s this incredibly strange shot where she looks into the camera and says she has to call her girlfriend that struck me as surreal. Ashley being sexy but also farting in jeans feels like something my unconscious mind would come up with. All of it kind of does. The Derrick videos are some of my favorites because they’re when Ashley gets the most creative with film making. I’m not sure how to feel about her editing in the clip of her farting cum at the end just for shock value but that’s about what I expected her hoohoo to look like. I guess she shaved for the video. Otherwise I liked the Hit Me With Your Best Shot dancing tribute to the old Derrick vid though. Anyway, thumbs up from me. 8/10- this one get a bit off the rails and that’s also what makes it fun. The sex appeal was turned up a bit high but you won’t hear anyone complain about that here. It makes me temped to show my normie friends to get their reaction to such a strange armature film maker. I always second guess myself if I genuinely like this content or am I misguided by my obsessions with this beautiful unique woman.

After Derrick edited wikipedia article in this video, I thought it would be nice if Ashley had her own wiki site with various articles and lore.

>>9106
ashleyj fan wiki is a good idea but it takes dedication. I'm thinking 25ish articles just to get it off the ground

>>9105
>I’m not sure how to feel about her editing in the clip of her farting cum at the end just for shock value but that’s about what I expected her hoohoo to look like
bruh that isn't her, I've seen that webm on 4chan's /gif/ loooong before this video came out
t. coomer

>>9088
I love King Ass Ripper. It was truly an honor to do a cover of his best song. Sadly after Zak and Tim Tom cleansed my house, no spirits made themselves known during my cover.

>>9089
I was really hungry and put a pizza in the oven because I thought I'd be done filming by the time pizza was ready. I was wrong, so I just ate as I filmed :3

>>9098
>how does Grandma (Rest in peaces) looks so youthful but also 65?
You forgot to ask the more important question. How did grandpa secure himself a loli? How did grandpa die?

>how did you get those party hats to stick onto your chest
That's actually just a clown bra, that's what clown women wear.

>>9101
>Who the hell is the person(or persons) helping ashley film these videos? And how did she convince them to record such crude shots?
I hire Mexicans outside of Home Depot. It's very embarrassing when I happen to hire someone from my family by accident.

>>9105
>I’m not sure how to feel about her editing in the clip of her farting cum at the end just for shock value but that’s about what I expected her hoohoo to look like. I guess she shaved for the video.
I'm greatly offended that you think my asshole looks that wrecked. You only get an asshole like that after multiple STDs and/or by shoving huge things up your anus. I never put anything up my anus, it's an exit only. Also, I don't shave my vagina. My hair is VERY thick and dense so when it grows back it actually bleeds, hurts, and is itchy and irritated for a week.

As you can see, there is a watermark on the fart queen's videos. Poutyangel. You can look up her name and find her twitter for more asshole juice content.
https://nitter.net/pouty_angel

>>9106
I've actually thought about doing this, there's open source software available to do so. If you guys are serious about this, I can set something up and we can all edit/contribute articles. I think it could be really funny and possibly helpful for new people, because I realize that a lot of my jokes, you have to deeply know the characters to get. Like you wouldn't know "Chelsea" was actually Chester the molester.

Can you imagine if this video was someone's first exposure to me? I wish I knew a guy in Australia who knew a new person to show this video to.

>>9110
Thank you for white knighting my asshole, we need to fight off these bullies. Also you should defend me when people say I have brown nipples, because that is unfounded.

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>>9113
Update: I was looking at Pouty_angel's twitter and saw this video.

>Who are you banging first? 🤔 or both?!
I would bang down that door to get out of that house

Also fat girl pussy is gross. The left one looks like a stain spilled on a carpet or a Rorschach test. "I see a fat pussy and asshole that has processed entirely too much Mcdonalds in this pattern." EVERYONE sees pussies in Rorschach tests.

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>>9114

Can't get to Ashley's website!

This page isn’t workingvideos.icum.to didn’t send any data.
ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE

Someone upload the video please.

It's back!!

>>9139
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it's working again for me

Someone put some monero in the meter.

>>9113
>defend me when people say I have brown nipples, because that is unfounded.
There's a super easy way for you to prove everyone wrong. Just photograph your (ideally erect) nipples in some neutral lighting while you're gently cupping your breasts and pushing them up a little to accentuate their fullness and size. That'll show those big dumb bullies who's boss.

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$22 dollars for this little guy online

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>>9105
>Ashley being sexy

>>9157
What are those pills?

>>9158
https://thunders.place/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

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>>9159
>two tooth brushes
>those supplements

>>9160
one for her teeth and one for her asshole

>>9160
What's wrong? Two people live in this house - Derrick and his mother, so they must have two toothbrushes. And the pills are needed so that Derrick can generate food for his ant farm faster. So do not get upset from premature conclusions, think logically with your head first.

>>9154
I fucking loved that chicken!

>>9160
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>>9175
you guys got it all wrong (as usual)
Ashley only eats 1 meal per day, plus since its a healthy meal, she has no use for a toothbrush.
those two brushes (like the cum pills) belong to Bandit 2 and Bandit 3. 


I also really like idea of a wikipedia of sorts for her characters, doesnt have to be anything fancy, just quick rundown about them and what videos they appear in, etc

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who has the better ass?
Tim Tom or Derrick.
I think Tim Tom can twerk dat thang (or whatever it is that niggers say about gyrating)
But Derrick got the cheeks that go squeex, plus he looks quite flexible

>>9185
0/10 no sound cant get fart horny

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>>9185
>40.8MB
anon pls we don't all have functioning internet connections. many of us are indian, at mcdonalds, or stealing the neighbor's wifi. in my case, it's all 3, I'm an indian at mcdonalds but the wifi is out so I'm stealing it from a house in the neighborhood behind the mcdonalds

>>9113
>I wish I knew a guy in Australia who knew a new person to show this video to.

our conversations are already awkward af, how do I even bring up your videos?
like, oh hey, do you watch any funny weird shit on the internet, like videos involving incest, fart porn, dead grannys getting bukkaked?
IM TRYING TO GET LAID, NOT PEPPER SPRAYED!!!!!!!!!!

anyways I see her again tomorrow, so I'll see how that goes 


>>9189
>no sound
>no fart horny

precisely why I did it, so you can focus on the ass and not get distracted and horny by the fart noises

>>9185
क्षमा करें मेरे हिंदू मित्र, मैं भविष्य में बहुत बेहतर प्रयास करूंगा।
याद रखें, लू में मल।

>>9185
Who's got the hairier asshole bros? Has Derrick reached puberty yet? Is Tim Tom far enough out of the closet to clean out his asshole? Did Derrick modify his diet to fart more? Are they smelly? Does his mom make him use enemas and baby wipes? Did Tim Tom prepare his virgin asshole for his crush? Did Derrick speed date Taz on Valentine's Day? Was Tim Tom the guy who shot Taz? Are we all gay for getting horny at softcore fartporn of male characters? Probably

>>9202
No one cares homo.

>>9202
could you imagine... Derrick and Tim Tom in one of those escape rooms? how far would those two retards get? who would urinate on who first???

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>>9163
>GGG

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I liked the part where Derrick's mother briefly appears fully nude but it doesnt do anything for Derrick, so she puts her clothes back on

>>9246
story of my life

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watch first then read spoiler

I couldn't think of a good name for the fragrance, so if anyone has one let me know and I might update it the better one

>>9268
I would call it "Stänk"
Also wow finally OC that isn't 150mb for 2 seconds? Compliments to you. Here's an upvote.

>>9163
pls spoonfeed what is ggg?

>>9246
wait does derrick have ED? is it from porn addiction? is it because nothing else gets him hard other than doom?

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>>9271
Here we go
and kind ty sir for the upvote. 
I know servers costs are tight butthole so I should lower the filesize as much as possible. We dont want the BO to have to start auctioning of her large collection of dildos and buttplugs

>>9276
they make nice movies :)
>GGG Films is a team of three best friends who live and breathe stories. Gabrielle, Greta and Gillian have been working on films together since they were teenagers, which is why they have such a strong connection to honest stories about the highs and lows of adolescence. Together they have formed a production company committed to bringing truthful, entertaining and meaningful experiences to audiences on every size of screen

>>9277
nah, he is just still chasing a nice tight bussy even after his highschool crush Luna denied him over and over again.

>>9276
>German Goo Girls
Is a german studio focusing on bukkake, gang bangs, BDSM. Taz's favorite

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>>9084 (OP) 
its a shame derricks grandma died, she would have made a good background character that calls everyone and anyone queers (including Derricks mother)

Im not gay or anything, but for some reason Derek is really cute.

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>>12097
Yes, Derrick is really cute. It always amazed me (perhaps I amaze too easily) how Ashley can go from a cute naturally looking girl to looking like a little boy.

>>12097
He really is

>>9572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdqNHyEyXY

>>9572
christ I'd like to pull a Tim Tom and get in her casket

>>9084 (OP) 
Hey Ash, still there's something unclear to me
What do you use for the fake cum (maybe it's real)
and how do you make these cumshots??

not asking for a friend.

>>24843
NTA but did you know this video was released on the 4th of June 2023 and her most recent video was released on the 5th of June 2024
1 year apart and both videos revolve around death. Derricks grandmother dying in the first video and in the second video, the host of the cooking show is having suicidal ideation

coincidence?

>>24845
Ashley is the Grim Reaper, or should I say, the Rim Reaper.

>>24843
It was real cum provided by her long time fans. She e mailed us and we immediately headed her place. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity and one we won't soon forget. Afterwards we went to eat at Arby's.

>>24845
They're cryptic targeted messages to certain viewers around particular dates. Its a trick to retain viewership.

>>24845
6th of June 2025 is going to be amazing, trust me
>I'm just going to say D-Day happened in 6th of the June
>Derricks grandma is still alive...

>>24847
I get it now, thanks <3

>>24849
You know too much, stop it before something bad happens.

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>>24853
I figured it out. The video is about Derrick's birthday. Derrick's birthday is April 20th which is also Hitler's birthday and the date of Columbine. June 3rd is National Simp Day. June 4th is Killdozer Day and the day of Tienanmen Square. The first case of AIDS was reported by the CDC and the United States went off the gold standard on June 5th. The Robert F. Kennedy assassination was on June 5th but he didn't die until June 6th. Ronald Reagan died on June 5th. Ronald Reagan Day is February 6th. National Ashley Day is February 6th. The special day. Charlie Day. Charlie Day's birthday is February 9th. All the pieces suddenly fit.

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>>24871
I'm fully amazed by you
there are still some smart ashlings
You have proven me wrong

You are on a good lead but still you have so much to figure out.

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>>9087
Rose has long legs too.

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I'm genuinely curious, would Ashley lick such a butthole irl? If she would, she is really a keeper!