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If that's really you, femanon, you should read me the following. And post more pics because I'm not sure how I'm going to cum tribute an mp3.
Hey baby, welcome home from work. Did you have a good day? O-oh, not so great? You only made a quarter of a million dollars trading stocks, AND you had to skip the gym because your personal trainer said that you're getting TOO good looking and muscular? Wow, baby, that must be rough. It's all right, why don't you come over here and lay down. I'll take care of you. Yes, just like that, lay down on the couch and rest your head in my lap. Now, sweet baby, open wide for me, okay? [You should make spitting noises at this part] Mmm, don't you just love it when I baby bird you my sweet saliva? What's that, honey? It's not that sweet? Well, I did have garlic risotto for lunch today. But that's what makes your favorite farts, remember? Here, my wonderful man, just rest your head on the pillow right here. I'll stand up, just like this, and take my pants down. There we go. Oh, my, I really did have a lot to eat today. Are you ready, baby? Here you go. [Now do farting noises.] Mmmm, yes, you like that, don't you? [More farts.] Oh, oh jesus, I'm so sorry. That was a little bit of poopie that came out, wasn't it? What's that, honey? You don't mind? Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. You're so good to me. Now, let's go wash up and have dinner together. I made a lovely batch of bratwurst and sauerkraut that you're just going to love... especially when it comes out of me later.