/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones.


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political ideology:
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Name: Senior Ashlingo
Age: 54
Political ideology: Mexican (NAP)
Favorite Slur: Gringo
Looking for: Jobs and greencard
From: Baja, California 
Socials: security
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>>21096
whoa is that a real photo???
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>>21096
>Socials: security
>>21096'>https://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/projections/tables/beneficiaries.html>>21096
>>21117
Si, signor. You don’t believe?
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>>21162
dumb autistic no FUN allowed retard trigger warning alert dot cum....

I dont believe it because you should have blurred the moustache more compared to the rest of the photo, other than that fun idea for a thread

also

Senior Ashlingo kinda cute...
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>>21176
¡Ay ay ay! The camera was focused on my fabulous mustache, signor. That's why the rest of my face is blurry.
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Name (ficitonal or not): drummyfish (real name on my website :D)
Age: 33
political ideology: anarcho pacifist communist, less retarded society (my own official ideology)
favorite slur: capitalist
looking for what/who: cuddle friend
where ur from: worst shithole in the world
any socials u want: http://www.tastyfish.cz
interests: C programming, social isolation, making 3D models

sorry I censored my PP, my website has nudes if u really want them
>>27669
I thought this was a joke post at first but it seems you really are the guy from that website. I looked at the link for your startpage and I see that you have icum.to on there which is good enough proof for me. Holy mother of based.

Thank you for those awesome wikipedia links. I plan on cranking down to them later.

I found your uncensored nudes. Great job on having an intact cock. We discuss dicks on this board very often. As a fellow uncut cock haver, you'll no doubt appreciate how funny it is when the cutfags cope and seethe over their mutilated genitals.

>I am a living being, great ape of the homo sapiens species, white race, male sex and normal (straight, mildly bisexual) orientation.
bruh
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>>27673
Yeah thanks, I actually forgot to mention I'm uncut since I censored it here ^_^ If you want a strong proof just ask me over email if it's me.
Sorry now I realize I probably look like a huge egomaniac obsessed with taking photos of himself lol, let me just clear that up: I am kind of trying to normalize nudity and lower that privacy hysteria that's all around nowadays, so I try to document my body and post it online, besides that I consciously try to not become a narcissist as much as possible. I hope more people will stop being afraid of showing their body.
love and peace to you my friends <3
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>>27675
No strong proof necessary, most people seem to prefer maintaining the anonymous culture here (which I think is good). I want to believe you are who you say you are and that's good enough for me.

Your website is fucking nuts dude. I'm having fun reading it and agree with you about a lot of things. Sorry if you mentioned this somewhere, how long have you been working on it?
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>>27680
Thank you for your positive reaction, it warms my heart to hear you enjoy reading my site. I also like the Anonymous culture, don't get me wrong, it is essential for boards like this, but I also dislike when for example self doxing is forbidden (like on wizchan for example), I simply want people to have a choice. The site has existed for many years but in the current form for like 2 to 3 years? I was very happy to have found Ashley's corner of the Internet as it has very similar opinions to those on my site, this is really a very nice place.
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>>27669
Thank you for censoring the dick so we all dont get horny
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>>27669
>http://www.tastyfish.cz
this is ashley if she was a man
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>>27681
>it is essential for boards like this
Yes, otherwise you get people coming through who want to "make a name for themselves" (AKA get noticed by ashley). I'm the original author of the post in this banner (although I did not create the banner because my ego isn't that large) and joking aside it's actually what I think about this place.
>I also dislike when for example self doxing is forbidden
AFAIK it's not forbidden, nobody would care anyway unless you were doing it for the express purpose of drawing attention to yourself in a "look at me!!!" obnoxious namefag way. Obviously identifying yourself in this thread makes sense, you answered the OP and people wanted to talk to you about it.

Check out https://tubgurl.com/rules.html

...............actually, based on what I know about you from your statements here and your website, it occurs to me that you might be the first (and perhaps only) person to actually be willing to get namefag status via rule 1A
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>>27688
Aw nice, I will consider a namefag application. But sometimes I do want to post Anonymously, as you say it's good, for reasons you give and also because an anon post can simply be seen as more honest. What I meant about wizchan was this: they just banned anything that might link the post to you IRL, so for example in game dev thread you couldn't post a link to your code or maybe even a screenshot that would identify the game (and therefore you), that's retarded IMHO, people should be able to share their creations, no? I understand the concern about attention whoring though, I posted my link here only because it was explicitly requested, but please remove it if you feel it's attention whoring, I won't be a butthurt pussy don't worry <3
>>27669
You and Ashley should do a virtual collaborative podcast video, it would be fun.
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>>27727
thanks that's nice, tho I'm extremely scared of stuff like talking to people over phone or internetz, very autistic at this lol, I dunno how Ashley can just have this phone up where random people call her, it honestly goes right over my head
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>>27754
I don't think anyone here has had a successful, meaningful conservation with Ash When they've called her. Except for this one anon's dad who she spoke to for a half hour. There's a reason she limits her calls to 10 minutes. Because most of your fags talk AT her not to her about stuff she doesn't care about or you try and get her to be your gf.
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