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Hong Kong Express: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6kdmP6FSexU Lobster buffet: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=XVuWoR5iZgw
>>28442 White person cuisine. I hope you didn't burn your mouth on the spicy ketchup.
>>28442 My old roommate eats like this. He is the epitomy of a soyboy. He is literally wojak fucking the fat doomer girl. We used to make fun of him because he would strain lifting a gallon jug of milk from the fridge. We were given a pass for a free meal to Ryan's steakhouse and all he got was corn, mashed potatoes (no gravy) and a chocolate chip cookie. It's a fucking steakhouse with an all you can eat buffet. This did literally got a testosterone injection and sildenfil and still couldn't get it up for his gf. His diet consists mostly of folgers coffee and coffee mate. Dude would actually get upset when I cooked because he didn't like the smell of food and said it distracted him from Destiny. Nigga, your gaming PC shouldn't be in the kitchen. Take that shit to your bedroom, retard. I'm so glad I don't live with this fucking automoton anymore.
>>28477 I had a beta ass friend like this years ago. It's truly shockingly disgusting how weak these types of guys are on all levels.
>>28477 >>28485 fucking BASED bros All these other men are such weak faggots, it makes me fucking sick World needs more BASED, red pilled. alpha males like us. Gonna go cook a FUCKING STEAK
>>28477 >still couldn't get it up for his gf but she is fat so this is based
>>28454 shutup chinaman >mfw eating only sides from chinese takeaway (fries, chicken strips, rice)
Hey, you know what's funny? I always thought that spaghetti... came out the butt. And I learned something today. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
>>28488 You are using a Mac? Faggot.
>>28540 fuck YEAH My dads boyfriend gave it to me, HARD. Hes so FUCKING BASED, it hurt afterwards He thanked me for letting him use my boy hole and gave me his cum stain laden laptop There were pics of my dads balls on there lol wut HAH HA
https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/CwNnyy6sMcU
https://yewtu.be/shorts/E8dVAwG-BLg
yep, it's feasting time
>>28783 Wow that looks delicious. I love home made pizza pies. I've shared some of my creations in previous threads. Here's one I made recently (I love seafood).
One more thing to share... some people might think this is a little strange, but boiled pizza is phenomenal, especially as a warm treat on a cold winter's day. Don't knock it until you try it. What I do is boil the slice until it coagulates a bit, then I strain out the "pizza goop" using a fine cheesecloth. Then I eat the goop with a spoon (sometimes right out of the cloth because I can't wait lol!) but the best part is going outside and sipping a cup of the piping hot pizza broth. Sometimes I like to put a ring of parmesan cheese around the rim of the glass, like a margarita. Yummy!
>>28789 zamn, now that's good eating
>>28791 What photo/video could have prompted an honourable killing by our Princess Ashley? 🤔
>>28789 You need to learn how to cook. 👩🏿🍳
>>28797 what is this shit? It was a pretty tame and cute video tbqh nice censoring, gashley
>>28813
my belly is rumbling right now
I will be traveling through asia soon and while their food scares me this actually looks tasty
>>28846 Going to fuck some lady boys?
>>28847 honestly, I might
>>28847 >>28849 "I'M LADYBOY" https://yewtu.be/shorts/eHxVvqzEtmc
All I know is they caught a China man in my city capturing stray cats and butchering them to serve as chicken in his restaurant. I wouldn't eat any food from China tbh. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=G43wJ7YyWzM
>>28873 Animals aren't food
AWWW SHEEIIITTT BOYOS It's pizza time tonight I'm going to be baking, in the oven, a frozen store-bought pizza. Except I'm going to "doctor it up" and slather it with extra sauce, cheese, seasonings, and toppings. My modified frozen pizzas are literally better than many actual pizza places. I'm going to dine upon my semi-homemade pizza while enjoying some fine cinema. Can't wait.
>>28881 Some store bought frozen pizzas can be good, but they will never top a home made pizza. That is just food facts you should have posted your poop pizza oh wait you didnt because you knew it was bad and everyone would laugh at you and you would get embarrassed cry that everyone laughed at your pathetic pizza but eating food and watching movies is great so I hope your choice in film is better then your choice in pizza
Shady Maple, in East Earl, Pennsylvania https://yewtu.be/watch?v=TXg1mYN2tbw
>>29069 my cat stole a slice of bologna and now he's running around with the red string hanging out his asshole and the other cat keeps trying to attack it
>>29198 >nuts and seeds
>>29198 >Collagen Rich$$ Semen Foreskin
>>29203 >Ugly porn spam kpop fan Ash is finally cleaning up this town to improve her image on XMRBazaar.
I am eating salad for dinner. Is it good enough for a virtual dinner date with Ashley?
>>29198 >collagen rich foods That is totally misleading. None of those foods are rich in collagen. They would only slightly help your body protect and produce it's own collagen by providing antioxidants and amino acids. You would still be better off actually consuming collagen from meat. Beef is your best source.
>>29210 >Beef is your best source I stopped eating meat after watching Bambi
>>29211 Some of those classic childhood movies are really dark looking back at it. My sister wanted to show my nephew The Fox and the Hound and I told her that one of them dies and it's a sad movie. I never watched Dumbo because I heard it's also depressing.
Breds, why the fuck isnt there a "q" in the word barbecue?
>>29211 You not eating meat has absolutely nothing to do with the infographic being misleading. No one cares that you let a cartoon make an important life decision for you. >>29212 There is nothing dark about it, that's life. You should spend more time being less traumatized by a cartoon than being concerned with what other people want to watch.
>>29214 Nigga youre acting like a cartoon is a wild life documentary series. "Thats life" doesnt apply to animated childhood tv shows.
>>29214 >You not eating meat has absolutely nothing to do with the infographic being misleading. No one cares that you let a cartoon make an important life decision for you. Yeah, I guess you're right. I have no reason to argue with you about it. Take care.
>>29210 >amerifats the moment they see a vegetable
>>29214 Bro I bet you're so tough and strong bro dude, wanna compare trucks sometime and maybe suck each other off?
>>29215 Some of us don't need trigger warnings to navigate life or the children's section. Perhaps you would find what you're looking for on YouTube kids. https://www.yewtu.be/intl/ALL_pk/kids/
>>29217 >amerifats But am I wrong or are you just stupid as Hell for taking the word of an infographic from facebook.
>>29218 I'm flattered I'm your fantasy but you would be better off finding a boyfriend here https://www.grindr.com/
>>29219 You're right. I should be more like you and use Chinese cartoons as a crutch to fill the void of not having a girlfriend.
>>29222 You're right. I should be more like you and say retarded shit to win an internet argument as a crutch to fill the void of never having a girlfriend.
>>29223 Kek my post cut deep. Thanks for the laugh.
>>29214 I think you’re misleading and gay. Do you like getting meat packed?
Never interrupt a retard >>29224 when he thinks he won. Whatever you say, retard.
>>29225 I don't think about you at all. Do you like getting your meat packed?
Another awesome discussion about food and cooking on /ashleyj/
>>29213 yeah and I why is the abbreviation BBQ and not BBC??? thats fucking gay! >would you like to come over for some BBC?
>>29221 >find a grindr boyfriend >even tho grindr is full of faggots or something >>29226 neutered image the real image he grabs the pink dress award-awarding lady's ass too
>>29245 Aren't you a faggot? Your posts seems to indicate you are.
>>29227 Maybe… It depends were I stick it.
I recently cleaned my microwave, it was pretty messy for the past 3 months or so. Can anyone recommend some good microwave dinner ideas for bachelors?
>>29281 Dude, did you cum on your microwave oven?
>>29281 >Can anyone recommend some good microwave dinner ideas Cats
>>29281 Do not use microwave bro. They spoil food and also your stomach. Instead, use an electric oven. It takes a little longer to heat up but it is healthier.
>>29281 >>29286 Don't try this at home.
>>29290 >gif >19.3MB I'm out
>>29281 Im a big fan of microwave meals, theyre fast, convenient and taste great with a wide selection of meals to choose from too. The ones from FUEL'D are my favourite. I like the chipotle fried chicken (pic related) and the butter chicken with rice and some sort of bread. theres another brand that makes a great macaroni and cheese (pic related) only downside is they can bit a bit expensive
>>29325 >overpriced microwave slop they should rename it FOOL'D
time for some slop!
>>29346 revolting
>>29346 that's some Fear Factor shit
>>29347 Are you vegan? Is that why you're eating lettuce?
My beloved Wendy is no longer white...
>>29405 Damn you made a nigga hungry
I want Wendy's so bad but that shit is so expensive. That's why I always go to McDonald's but even they have gotten expensive. I could get two double cheeseburgers this time last year for the price I can get one now.
I thought this was a "Chinese Buffet Edition" thread? Why nobody is writing about Chinese buffet?
>>29407 It has gotten expensive which is one of the reasons why I cut back on that garbage. This was an exception since I was driving most of the day and had nothing but a granola bar and coffee for breakfast. I will admit it was quite delicious, I probably looked like a loser sitting by myself with a shitload of food in front of me but I was too hungry to care, plus I was in another city so the chances of running into someone I know are slim.
>>29408 I can only afford ramen.
Got Milk? "Breast Pump Tutorial" https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sW9EBJkPDJM
>>29410 "Snoop Dogg's Ramen" https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/lLGVkA3u2LE
>>29412 peanut butter and sriracha
going for a pizza tonight, but I can't decide what kind what's your favorite?
>>29417 Ham, jalapenos, caramelised onions, pineapple and hot honey sauce
>>29417 Double portion of hickory-smoked bacon, beef, Canadian bacon, onions, Roma tomatoes and jalapeno peppers on barbecue sauce or mozzarella and Muenster cheeses, beef brisket, pulled pork, Applewood-smoked bacon on barbecue sauce.
You see the fast food get worse and cost more, so you should presume it also gets worse in ways that you don't see. Is the food truck going to fire the guy who refuses to wash his hands after wiping his ass because "I don't see any poop on my hands this time" when that luxury expresses itself in terms of shrunken burger patties and hard cash? Presume that there is all sorts of vile shit in your extra guac tortilla from every step in the process.
>>29428 Fast food is shit, but food home cooked by Ashley is the best. Oh wait... https://videos.icum.to/w/e5bTJCqxGfq14zfY25VG57
>>29432 I think I would like her cooking more if she only wore the apron.
Wanna taste pig but you can't? We've got an alternative. Crispy, salty, foreskin crisps. So come on down, today, to the Hall of Cost! https://www.fox5vegas.com/2024/08/28/holocaust-survivor-dies-after-eating-boars-head-deli-meat-linked-listeria-outbreak-family-says/
Not sure what I ate tonight that makes my breath smell like gasoline and my farts hot hot hot but I like it
>>29723 ashley pls
>>29723 ashley why?
I miss the sound of her farts over the phone. 😢
>>29723 >and my farts hot hot hot but I like it next time, you should eat some Dill. with it its excellent digestive qualities, it acts as an anti-flatulent to help reduce flatulence, as well as reducing bloating and abdominal distension If you dont know what Dill is, Ive uploaded a video of some fresh, tasty, Dill that you should eat
>>29748 >If you don't know what Dill is
Mi cena de sábado
I wish I had a friend to make bread with.
>>30178 All that work for a greasy potato sandwich. I hope they at least sucked each other's dicks after that terrible "meal." The nut would act as a much-needed protein supplement and it would really help to solidify their friendship, because let's face it, you aren't getting a wife with cooking skills like that. Yes, that's right, the man should be the chef of the family, since women can't cook well (and likely never could, despite nostalgic boomer reminiscing).
Sometimes I buy the boxed macaroni and cheese and eat the noodles hard like some people do with cereal. I use the cheese packets later on pizza like parmesan cheese.
>>30341 Now all you gotta do is wait for that nice green surprise and spicy burn on the way out
>>30341 What level of autism do you need to be at to eat this?
Do we have any british tubsisters? I want to ask what the deal is with your love of shockingly repulsive "food"
>>30511 Pork dripping on bread for breakfast. Thats some nasty shit for the AM. I would execute my parents if they fed me that before school.
I tried the new Wednesday cereal and it tastes like shit.
>>30600 If it tastes like Jenna Ortega's shit then sign me up
>>30609 It's taco night.
>>30609
>>30600 Maybe if you eat it with milk it will taste better then if you eat it with monster energy drink.
>>30600 >>30609 It's Friday
>>30615 kek
>>30615 Thanks now I'm thinking about Rebecca Black