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guys I think it's time we revaluated our strategy... maybe it's time we start negging ashely
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hmmm.... i think for negging to work the girl has to have some sort of self esteem.
ASSAULT ASHLEY WITH RAW UNFILTERED NEGATIVE ENERGY ITT

ASHLEY IS AN UNFUNNY FAT RETARDED DOG FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!
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>>11049
I merged your thread into this one. Check the catalog for an existing thread that fits the topic you want to talk about. Lately there's been a lot of new threads that could easily fit into another existing thread.

>ASHLEY IS AN UNFUNNY FAT RETARDED DOG FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!
I'm not fat.
>>11052
Sorry mommy. Stop being a dumb fat goblin alien long legged puerto rican malnourished nerd little boy and then we wouldnt have multiple threads dedicated to you being a dumb fat goblin alien long legged puerto rican malnourished nerd little boy. Oh yeah also you look like marsh simpson with blue hair. ngl still would lick your 6" toes though
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>>11053
>>11052
And she looks like Bart Simpson with short hair lol dumb bitch maybe you should practice cutting your arm instead  pls be my gf 
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>>11054
I'd eat her shorts.
>>11052
I-is ashley implying she takes her dog out to national parks?
Ashley smells.
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>>11057
he meant to say ashley smells good. she smells like balls and i love the smell of balls!!!!!!!!
I kinda like Ashley
I've never been mean to anyone, but I'll give it my best. Ashley is so cool and nice.
shes ok i guess.
ASHLEY JONES IS A
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>>11052

Ash is mid (as the kids say)

The only bad things about Ash are her bunions and that fact that I'll never get to suck her bunions.
>>11116
>I'll never get to suck her bunions.
Phew. I thought I was the only one that'd be willing to deep throat her tired old dogs. Her feet too.
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>>11116
>Ash is mid
not to whiteknight or anything but that's objectively, factually incorrect assuming you aren't a fag or blind
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>>11129
>Life with a fan
She is clearly alluding  to me. Her pics would look better with me in the background. 

Ashley, if you want some hot chick (two holes) to hit you up. You need a chick magnet that'll give 'em the ol' whammo . I make dyke pussy wetter than a Wham-O® Slip 'N Slide®. Why  go through a dry spell when we could be playing with my water hose?
>>11129

I'll die on this hill. Most attractive women are mid. Tens don't exist in reality, only as imaginary ideals. And upper numbers are determined by consensus. I'm not a fan of super-models but they set the precedent for female beauty. 

Ash - and to varying degrees - the other "waifus" are lateral ideals elevated by niche aesthetics. 

That being said, I'd slit every woman's throat just for Ash to dragon kick me in the balls with her bunions.
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>>11129
Negging (derived from the verb neg, meaning "negative feedback") is an act of emotional manipulation whereby a person makes a deliberate backhanded compliment or otherwise flirtatious remark to another person to undermine their confidence and attempt to engender in them a need for the manipulator's approval.

Our words are like magic. They carry energy behind them. Not that Ashley needs our whiteknighting, I don't approve of fellow Ashlings casting dark magic towards her either. OP is pathetic, isn't he? I had a friend who did negged his gf mercilessly. Needless to say, I took it upon myself to make her his ex gf heh. Errr a wizard Airy.
>>11136
Not OP but I think Ashley could use some criticism to balance out the constant flow of simps begging to suck her toes. Our words do have energy and there is no way that energy isn't boosting her fucking ego to ridiculous heights. No matter what Ashley might say about it, that attention is like a drug and it's a hell of a lot more destructive in the longrun than a few insults.
>>11135
>I'm not a fan of super-models but they set the precedent for female beauty. 
You know why you're not a fan of supermodels? Because they were given that designation by homosexual men, who dominated the fashion industry. (I say "dominated" in the past tense because I assume it's now dominated by overweight black women and transgenders, like most other things in popular culture). They look like rail-thin coke addicts with masculine faces because they were put on the stage by fags who want to have sex with skinny male twinks, not women. So if you're "not into" supermodels, that's actually pretty normal.

>>11136
>Negging (derived from the verb neg, meaning "negative feedback") is an act of emotional manipulation whereby fart fart shit poopy pants shit fart
Yes anon thank you, I also read "The Game" in 2007. We know what negging is.

>>11137
>Not OP but I think Ashley could use some criticism to balance out the constant flow of simps begging to suck her toes.
Honestly anon, and I genuinely mean this, I think you might be projecting. Look around the board, there's actually not a lot of that going on. I suppose we'll never know for certain, but Ashley has indicated that she isn't "profitable" whatsoever and judging by the low view counts on her videos and the number of posters on this site, that's probably true. I actually see a lot more people joking around or pretend-bullying (and real-bullying) her than simping. Yeah she's cute but I think the majority of people here just enjoy having a fun, weird, niche little internet club to hang out in, and it doesn't hurt that Ash is nice to look at.
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>>11116
>Ash is mid (as the kids say)

Ash is a ten
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>>11135
> I'd slit every woman's throat just for Ash to dragon kick me in the balls
You seem like a kindhearted simpleton. I'll let you in on a dirty little secret. If a woman ever dragon kicks you, she is consenting to rape.

>>11136
>Needless to say, I took it upon myself to make her his ex gf heh.
pic related
You seem like such the ladies man. Perhaps you would care to elaborate from your own extensive experience and not post definitions from Google.

>>11137
Yeah, because women totally care what the men they aren't going to sleep with think of them.
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>>11141
>Yeah, because women totally care what the men they aren't going to sleep with think of them.
Then why are they all in make up? Men don't put that effort into their looks.
>>11138
>Look around the board, there's actually not a lot of that going on. 
You're either new or blind, it's practically a tradition to simp and jack off to Ashley. This is a cool place and all but my point still stands here. Any simping, serious or not, is just boosting her ego. All women are like this. If we keep at it she'll be so far up her own ass that she'll suffocate on her own farts. Though I'm sure pointing this out is in vain, there will always be simps, if not here then everywhere else.
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>>11137
>no way that energy isn't boosting her fucking ego to ridiculous heights
>that attention is like a drug and it's a hell of a lot more destructive in the longrun than a few insults.
And you think it's your responsibillity to keep her ego in check? Her ego isn't something you or I have control over. Equilibrium of the ego is a balance derived within, not externally. Be my guest and neg away, waste of bloody time if you ask me.
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>>11143
>Then why are they all in make up?
99% of the bullshit women do with their appearance is for other women. Let's use Ashley as an example. Do you give a single solitary fuck what color her hair is?

>You're either new or blind, it's practically a tradition to simp and jack off to Ashley.
Yeah I'm thinking you're the new one here you mouthbreathing fartknocker. Ashley wanted cum tributes for her movie and practically had to beg people for days before anyone delivered. I don't think you know what actual simping looks like. Go to any of the boards dedicated to e-girls and get a real taste of it. Hell go watch any dumb bimbo twitch streamer. The people on this board are nowhere NEAR that level of pathetic. (I'm saying less pathetic, not not pathetic at all, I'm a self-aware Ashling).

>All women are like this.
Did baby just watch his first MGTOW videos or something?

>>11144
>waste of bloody time if you ask me.
Agreed. There's value to be had in the idea of a "neg" - in the sense that for a lot of guys it's their first introduction to the concept of not kissing the ass of every marginally pretty girl they meet. If a girl is constantly praised by everyone, by being the one guy who doesn't do that, you become more interesting/intriguing to her. But some (one?) of the retards on this board seems to think that "negging" is calling a woman a "shitskin nigger" or whatever infantile /pol/ regurgitation they're parroting.
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>>11144
First off, not a negger here. Secondly, you're telling me you're ego wouldn't be even a little bit affected by people siming for you? Of course your ego is fully under your control but it can be heavily influenced. That being said I don't think it's anyone's responsibility but hers to keep her ego in check, that's manipulative, and simping is just as manipulative in that way as negging. Though like I said before this is basically in vain, no one's going to stop simping for the cute and funny internet girl, at least it's relatively contained here.
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>>11138

I agree about the super-models thing... up to a point. Not all models are heroin chic or pariah the doll trannies. Anyway, here's a link to an essay  that I'm basing a lot of my argument on. 

https://www.jsanilac.com/dispelling-beauty-lies/
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>>11147
jesus christ that essay... talk about overthinking things.
>does she give me a boner? yes or no?
yes = beauty
no = not beauty
simple as
>>11145
>99% of the bullshit women do with their appearance is for other women. 
Alright, so what's the point in women showing off your looks to other women? To compete for men or maybe to fit into a social group? 
>Did baby just watch his first MGTOW videos or something?
Never watched MGTOW, women are usually much more impressionable than men are.
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>>11146
>you're telling me you're ego wouldn't be even a little bit affected by people siming for you?
No, I never said that. What I said was her ego isn't something you or I have control over. Equilibrium of the ego is a balance derived within, not externally.
>>11149
>Alright, so what's the point in women showing off your looks to other women? To compete for men or maybe to fit into a social group? 
Is that a rhetorical question or are you genuinely asking? I mean we can get into it but the tl;dr is women are bitches. They love to one up each other. That's it. I suppose you could argue that ultimately the biological reason for doing so is so that they can secure a higher rank in the harem blah blah blah but I honestly believe that much like the beauty article the guy linked above, you're vastly overthinking it.

I also think you're kinda coming at this from the wrong perspective. Let's imagine a happily married guy. Loves his wife, they even have a couple of kids. He wouldn't dream of cheating on her. They have a fulfilling sex life. This is not a terribly rare situation to find oneself in. And yet, he still grooms himself by shaving, getting a haircut every now and than, and just last week he spent a tiny bit more than he should have on a new pair of shiny, business-casual shoes. Why did he bother? Is he trying to fit into muh social group or attract a new biological mate? He has to be, riiight? Otherwise, what's the point of those new fucking Doc Martins??

...Or maybe he just likes to look nice and that's it.

My point is that it's easy to get all wrapped up in the thought experiments and evolutionary biology (muh science) and the redpill gurus and the PUA and whatever else. But sometimes it can just as enlightening to take a step back from it all and boil things down to the roux. Some of this stuff just ain't that complicated.

>Never watched MGTOW, women are usually much more impressionable than men are.
wut
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>>11141
>You seem like such the ladies man. Perhaps you would care to elaborate from your own extensive experience and not post definitions from Google.
Nahh, you can believe me or not I don't care, I don't need your validation
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>>11155
But you felt the need to respond to me. Whatever you have to tell yourself.
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The only thing that offends me in this thread is the misunderstanding of negging.

Negging is supposed to be subtle, it's an underhand compliment. The goal of negging is to attract a woman. How does this work? Because an attractive woman is plenty used to being told how attractive she is, she's not often exposed to a guy who isn't fazed by beauty and in fact, pokes fun at the woman to bring her down to earth.

Negging is not a blatant obvious insult. No typical woman laughs or feels pulled down to earth by being called a whore, nigger, etc. The typical woman would just think you're an asshole (I just gloss over it). If you want to call a woman a whore, you can do it subtly, but it's not the art of negging to straight up call a woman a whore. For obvious and blatant insults, you wouldn't call it negging. That's like saying getting fast food is cooking; both are arguably food but two totally different ways of getting food. For negging, you have to be subtle. In fact, I'll whip this thread into shape.

>Hey Ashley, I like your new shoes. What are those, a size 11?
>Cool another Dollar Tree haul. I didn't know they allowed you to use EBT there.
>Wow Ash, for a second I thought you were doing a good cosplay as Waluigi, but that's just how your body looks.
>Ashley is so beautiful, like a work of art. She looks like a Picasso painting.
>Ashley, you could be a live action Disney princess if they cast you as Quasimodo.

God damn I just made myself horny. I'm so aloof and cooly disinterested, I want to suck my own dick. I love pegging. I-I mean negging, I love negging.
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>>11140
You assume attractiveness is a roughly normally continuous variable with a mean of 5 and a 6 sigma range of 1-10. Let everything under -3sd be 1 and everything above +3sd be 10. Divide the interval from 1 to 10 in 8 equal sections, each labelled sequentially from 2 to 9.

Now in order to compute the attractiveness score simply assess the relative attractiveness of the female with respect to the general population by estimating what fraction of females would be less attractive than her. Then compute the inverse cumulative distribution function to arrive at an x value in standard deviations from the mean. Attractiveness score is the section of the x axis (which were enumerated in the first paragraph) where the value lies.

Example: suppose you estimate Ashley to be more attractive than 3/4 of all females.
F(x) = 3/4 = 0.75
x = F^(-1)(0.75) = +0.674
Remember that [0; +3sd]=[6, 7, 8, 9]
This means that the intervals are 3/4sd=0.75sd each.
6 = [0; 0.75]
x -> 6

Thus we conclude that Ashley who is more attractive than 75% of her peers is a 6/10
>>11167
So you're supposed to show your jnterest in a woman by not showing interest? Sounds like some convuluted bullshit, I'd rather pay for sex.
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>>11170
Start by paying for running water. And your own McDonalds.
>>11171
Do you think that's me? It's not.
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>>11172
God dammit.
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>>11173
Yeah Ashley, I can afford my own Maccas and as a high status rich man, I can afford escorts  instead of putting up with your feminine bullshit.
>>11170
>So you're supposed to show your jnterest in a woman by not showing interest?
Kinda yeah. Good looking girls are used to men drooling all over them. Be one of the men that isn't drooling over them. But as Ash astutely points out here >>11167 this doesn't mean to act like a genuinely insulting sperg.
>I'd rather pay for sex
You always pay for sex one way or another anon

>>11171
Hey instead of feeding the homeless mcdonalds can you please remember to pay your website hosting bill this month
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>>11174
>I can afford escorts
tell hooker stories pls
>>11175
>You always pay for sex one way or another anon
Yeah, and I'd rather pay for an escort than play mental gymnastics. If I insult somebody, it's genuine. Effeminate bullshit is genuinely annoying and genuinely not worth my time. Sex with an escort is a straightforward one time payment with no long term commitment.
>>11173
What other posts have you mistaken for me? I thought you knew me. I'm not a pessimist. I don't post crap like that. I don't post often as of late because I've been working at my new job. I don't have to act like that because I don't have trouble with women.

>>11174
You can clearly afford to always be drunk, Zack.
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>>11178
It's only mental gymnastics if you're a retard. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
>>11178
>I'd rather pay for an escort than play mental gymnastics
How naive. Getting a hooker discounts for the fact that there's a psychological bond formed when you have sex. There are countless songs and stories of men falling in love with ladies of the night. Also, why do you think hookup culture fails? People catch feelings it's near impossible to deny no matter how emotionally reserved you try to be, it's one hole you can't fill ;D
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>>11179
>I've been working at my new job
If your jaw
So I was going to link you to an article about how to deal with jaw pain as a joke to imply that you perform fellatio as your new job, but I found another one of these unintentionally hilarious christian sex blogs (I'm the anon who posted that one a long time ago where the guy was arguing that it was OK and acceptable for Christians to talk dirty during sex, like "AWH YEAH I LOVE FUCKING YOUR FAT ASS (BIBLICALLY)").

Anyway check this shit out https://honeycombspice.com/lets-ditch-doggy-style/

>Doggy style has a bad name.

>Literally.

>“Doggy style” sounds like two mutts mating in the back yard. Yes, it’s a position common to many animals, but doggy style just sounds blah.

>Sex positions deserve names that sound magnificent, don’t you think?

>So let’s ditch the name “doggy style” and replace it with something that sounds way more awesome:

>Stallion style.

>Stallions are magnificent, right? They’re powerful. They’re beautiful, as are the mares in front of the stallions.

>“Stallion style” brings to mind thoroughbreds, not mutts.

Why are women SO FUCKING OBSESSED with horses bros?? It's the big cock isn't it? It's all about the phallus, even for the christian ones.

yeah baby let me give it to you stallion style tonight. Neiighghigh.
>>11179
>>11182
wait it just occurred to me that you might actually want the jaw pain article because you might actually suck cocks for a living https://forgivenwife.com/jaw-pain/
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>>11178
>Effeminate bullshit is genuinely annoying and genuinely not worth my time.
It's working into basic human psychology. This would be applicable to more than just females, take a famous person for example. If everyone around them constantly blows them for how talented they are, the first person to treat them like a normal human will stand out. It's not that hard to understand or execute. The TLDR is don't be a total simp, do make jokes, people will like you. Take it easy.
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>>11181
>hookup culture fails
It works to get laid, so it's a success if sex is all you're after, and any woman you can talk into sex isn't worth any more than a one night stand. They're just overpriced escorts at the end of the day, not worth forming a "psychological bond" with. If I need therapy after sleeping with a woman, I'll pay a therapist.
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>>11184
>the first person to treat them like a normal human will stand out
They clearly don't want to be treated like normal humans, they act like they're more valuable than normal people because of their looks, and so they bullshit. Is that too hard for you to understand?
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>>11187
yeahhh ok sure.
>>11182
wait til she hears about the bulls.
>>11182
>>11183
Cool story bro. You clearly know more about it than I do. I'm wallaby gender. I'm only interested in rainbows and miniature bull terriers.
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>>11185
>It works to get laid, so it's a success if sex is all you're after
My point was not that _hookup culture fails_ at getting someone laid, of course it's a success if that's your criteria. When I implied hookup culture fails, I was referring to the failed attempt at avoiding _mental gymnastics_ with treating sex casually in spite of the psychological/spiritual bond that's formed. No matter how many hookers you pay to fill, there'll always be one hole you can't fill ;D
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>>11196
>there'll always be one hole you can't fill
I don't get it. Which one? Is it the bunghole?
>>11196
>I was referring to the failed attempt at avoiding _mental gymnastics_ with treating sex casually in spite of the psychological/spiritual bond that's formed.
If I have to play mental gymnastics to bond with a woman, I'd rather leave my hole unfilled, if you catch my drift. Commiting to women like that is asking to be manipulated for the rest of your life. Maybe you'd be willing to look past that for a family, but keep in mind any children you have will also have to put up with that abuse, and they won't be able to handle that as well as you could.
>>11199
>If I have to play mental gymnastics to bond with a woman, I'd rather leave my hole unfilled
to each their own
>Commiting to women like that is asking to be manipulated for the rest of your life. Maybe you'd be willing to look past that for a family, but keep in mind any children you have will also have to put up with that abuse
Now we're getting somewhere. Who hurt you bro? Was it your mother? I'll kick her ass I think it's entirely possible to have a healthy relationship with the opposite sex without it revolving around manipulation. No ones perfect and I know there are nasty people who destroy any remnance of personal relationships, but it ain't as black and white as your porn search history may be my niglet
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>>11201
>it's entirely possible to have a healthy relationship with the opposite sex
Maybe, but mental gymnastics is manipulative, you can't form a healthy relationship with anyone that does that, male or female. Any relationship of that nature should be as temporary as possible. Fuck and run, then gun, the only way to win is not to play,  white boy. 
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>>11202
You could boil anything down to mental gymnastics and manipulation. Is holding the door for someone manipulation? Is saying "bless you" after someone sneezes manipulation? It's just social cues, and negging or not being a total simp goes a long way for most people who would typically be treated otherwise.

Negging and banter are sorta under the same umbrella, it's just joking around to get a positive response. If someone's a pussy and gets offended, it's a good test to see who can hang and who is a red flag. If someone thinks it's a manipulation tactic, it's some faux intellectual sissy who looks too much into every little thing because they can't take anything at face value, that not everything is that deep. Negging=abusing future children is a bigger stretch than goatse. A female, or any person, who responds well to negging probably isn't some uptight bitch and thus, might be even better for your very theoretical children you'll never be having.
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>>11203
>Negging=abusing future children is a bigger stretch than goatse
Fuarrkin hell, this isn't what we were even discussing. Go back and read the thread before you post.
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>>11205
Why don't you go back and read?
>>11199
>If I have to play mental gymnastics to bond with a woman, I'd rather leave my hole unfilled, if you catch my drift. Commiting to women like that is asking to be manipulated for the rest of your life. Maybe you'd be willing to look past that for a family, but keep in mind any children you have will also have to put up with that abuse, and they won't be able to handle that as well as you could.
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>>11206
You have the context of negging all wrong. Negging wasn't the heart of the discussion. Go back earlier to get the full picture.
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Is it gay if I want Ashley to neg me in the ass ?
>>11207
He referred to negging as mental gymnastics in multiple posts including the one I was replying to. He generally regarded negging as playing mental gymnastics and being manipulative. Read >>11178. He then said >>11199. It lead into this conversation. I shouldn't have to recap 12 posts back for you. This is a weird thing to get hung up on.
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>>11209
By "mental gymnastics" I meant actual manipulative tactics like gaslighting and such, the same behavior as the "nasty people" referenced by this post>>11201. It's not uncommon behavior, and while plenty men do it, it's more common among women.
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>>11210
Simply referring to shit as mental gymnastics is only signaling that you're a lower value male which is why you would only experience lower status females who would take advantage of you in the first place. If you only ever experience these type of women, that should tell you something about yourself. You don't have to associate yourself with a nasty woman. Women don't just magically become psychotic during a relationship. There were signs from the beginning that you chose to ignore so you could get your dick wet. Most guys fear losing their access to pussy, so they put up with their woman's shit.
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>>11129
what delicious skin you have
>>1179
>You can clearly afford to always be drunk, Zack.
that aint me u retard

>>11174
is there ANOTHER australian here?!?!?
can we please be friends? Im more desperate for friendship then ash is for a girlfriend

please! Im so lonely
and maybe you can buy me a hooker? Ive grown tired of paying Ashley
>>11129
<red nose edge
<fake hair
<chipped tooth
<makeup (slut)
<overly thin eyebrows
<overly prominent chin
<pearly penile palpules on lips
<jetting mouth/cheek bone area

sorry fuckar. she's a bing bing zero
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>>11217
Oh wow, this must be an example of negging, right? Gosh I bet you get so much pussy!!!
ngl I laughed at 'pearly penile papules', thank you dr. drew
Real question: do you actually believe that if a woman wears makeup, that makes her a slut? Why?
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>>11220
>do you actually believe that if a woman wears makeup, that makes her a slut? Why?
Not that anon, but what's the point of makeup anyway? Why else would they wear it than to get attention/look sexy? Seems kind of slutty tbh
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men will shit on women for wearing makeup yet beards/facial hair are makeup for men
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>>11227
>women seep makeup from their pores
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>>11223
Read >>11152
>>11229
men choose to shave just like women choose to wear make up
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>>11233
>women choose to wear make up

I take that back, women dont CHOOSE to wear make up but rather they are forced to wear makeup because of society and social media pressures
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>>11233
>women's faces are natutally warmer from menopause
>makeup is ice cream
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>>11236

>women's faces are natutally warmer from menopause

ok?
>natutally 
and wow man,women during menopause can experience hot flashes as often as several times a day
>>11234
I think anyone saying that a women wearing makeup means they're a slut, or that it's slut behavior to wear makeup, is a stretch. A lot of women hate sex, yet still cake their face. The reality is there are a lot of reasons a woman would want to wear makeup. Yes, one of them being sexual attention but that's definitely not the reason for every woman ever. I notice a lot of total black and white thinking in this thread, when things are not typically so one-sided.

Some women probably just like how it looks and don't think beyond that. As another anon said, men groom their appearance and buy nice clothes and can be in stable completely fulfilling happy relationships. Not all personal appearance upgrades are completely sexually related. A lot of the times we choose our appearance based on what makes us feel good, what we like on ourselves, not on what other people think. Some women do makeup because they think it looks cool. In fact, a lot of women completely disregard men's opinions and completely cake their face like these faux-goth TikTokkers. The makeup looks awful, clown-like, and men will tell these women that they look far better natural, yet the woman doesn't care because she thinks it looks cool and does it because she likes it. There are a lot of reasons a woman does makeup, it's not completely black and white. I wouldn't say women are necessarily forced to wear makeup, but a woman may feel forced or pressured.
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>>11223
some women put on makeup because it makes the feel more self confident and feel good about themselves
This could be for any number of reasons, maybe they feel insecure about something and the makeup helps with that..
There are degrees to how much and what style they use so just because they have makeup on, doesnt mean they are sluts.

Men also do similar things except not using makeup, they style their hair, wear tight fitting cocks i mean clothes sorry got distracted, I know a couple of people that got veneers purely for vanity reasons, etc 

maybe slightly off topic but I recently watched some of those unironic "How to be a sigma" videos with Thomas Shelby or John Wick in the YT thumbnail and it’s basically boils down to just act aloof and buy these things that will tell you how to dress. 
Pretty funny.
>>11278
Oh I see what you mean now, you're just compensating for your adorable little boy penis. It's ok, you're beautiful to me and that's all you need to worry your little sissy head about Ashley. But in all seriousness, what is it that you're insecure about? Is it something in your face you're covering up with the makeup, like acne or something?

The sigma stuff is pretty funny too. The idea that "sigma males" are supposed to be independent guys who don't care what anyone thinks, and then other men making it into a trend really does say a lot about this society that we are living in today. Maybe one day Ted Kaczynsky phone cases will be a trend, too.
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>>11278
>>11282
Ashley and I are the only two sigmas here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREVEbm1PW0
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>>11282
>>11291
*smegma
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>>11278
>"How to be a sigma" videos with Thomas Shelby
WELCOME BRETHER TYME 2 RISE AND GRIND FR FR NO CAP ON GOD SHEEEESH
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>>11171
So this is what you really think of me? I thought you liked me as a larper homo? Well you don't have to be concerned with my lack of plumbing anymore because I'll have plenty of water now here by my lonesome and McDonald's-less.
>>11129
Ashley is a white girl trying to be an asian girl who wants to be a white girl. Explains a lot.
>>11220
Yes. Makeup is dirty poison used by old whores to mimic the beauty of women in their reproductive prime, i.e 15 or so. A real woman is serially pregnant from when her pussy pheromones are good smelling and attractive enough for a man to fall in love with her and never need her to wear makeup to love her. Her fading beauty is replaced in turn by motherly wisdom, so by the time she reaches grandmother age ie. 25 she is loved and adored by all for what is on the inside.

Us National Socialists may be further reproached with forbidding all jewelry including earrings for all women of any age.
>>11227
women have facial hair too. Women should be forbidden from shaving too. That way all the ugly whores will die out. You never see blonde women with moustaches. 

I hope you're not offended ashely! I'm merely here for your comedy, I would never waste my holy high-blooded noble sperm on a wicked wench like you. Wicked witch wench whore cunt bitch. Fucking bitch! Bite the curb and beg for my foot bitch!
>>11497
>You never see blonde women with moustaches.
That doesn't mean it isn't there you fucking virgin, the hair is just lighter
>Wicked witch wench whore cunt bitch. Fucking bitch! Bite the curb and beg for my foot bitch!
How charming
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>>11497
In the summer time the kids at the pool would rub my hairy legs and then they'd jump on my lap. And I've loved kids jumpin on my lap
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>>11497
I hate whores as much as the next guy, but where do you think they come from? You reference brutal, modernist concepts like biology to judge other human beings in a brutal, soulless way. The only women that you'll end up with will be gold digging whores, because they will judge you in the same way, and they will divorce rape you for all of your money. What makes whores so ugly is their corrupted souls, their cheap knock off brand of genuine intimacy they sell to the highest bidder. Also, whores feed off the anger you have against them too, it's best to just ignore them entirely, that literally kills them from the inside.
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>>11497
>You never see blonde women with moustaches. 
wrong. Even cute 12 year blonde girls have them
I think eye makeup is cute, shit like foundation has to go. Why are people making principles out of this? I don't care if they are concealing their natural appearance or whatever the fuck. They look disgusting and repulsing. They look like a bag of meat. Every time I think of a woman caked up in makeup I almost puke. My dick shrivels. I like women who are boyish and/or cute. Women who wear a lot of makeup are neither of those. And they absolutely do only do it because of societal pressures. It's not about art or self expression, these are massive copes. A woman who uses it for self expression doesn't need to constantly tell people she's doing it for herself. Again, it's all a big fat stinky doodoo of a cope for people who need to rationalize every action they do as individual/independent because in our society we arbitrarily regard that as good (NPCs never want to admit they are NPCs, they always insist their herd mentality is actually a product of le individual agency).
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>>11509
I agree with regarding foundation. I often see girls with faces that are just covered in thick layer of foundation, like a 3rd coat of paint on a wall. 
They should go without it or maybe just a small amount of concealer(?) even if it means others see their blemishes.
But despite what my dad tells me, i am not a little girl so i might not understand it from their point of view. with regards to social pressures
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Ashley doesn't use foundation. She uses acrylic paint. Makeup companies BTFO.
>>11509
anyone that wears makeup should be beheaded isis style HIYA!!!!!
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>>11496
>Us National Socialists
lmao the larping is off the charts with this one, I hope your buddies (feds) in whatever gay telegram channel you're on think you're cool bro
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>>11511
>But despite what my dad tells me, i am not a little girl so i might not understand it from their point of view. with regards to social pressures
Well it's exactly that. Most people are infantile, or at least cave to others demands. I think these days people want to put a bandaid on their terrible lifestyle choices. It's definitely easier. As for me, I'm fine with fucked up teeth or blemishes. I actually find them kind of endearing.

I commonly witness so many absurdities wherever I go that I simply isolate myself from it all.
>>11513
>anyone that wears makeup should be beheaded isis style HIYA!!!!!
Maybe, I don't know. I think that its not just people who wear makeup that need to be beheaded. Humanity as a whole is pretty repulsive. I support skynet.
>>11502
yes so its see-through u fucking wench.... fucking anglo whore go backstab some germans for your freemason masters with ur used up dirty pussy wh
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>>11505
Whore hatred is righteous. I hate whores. I hate ashley. I like her comedy though. If a satellite fell on her, I would ponder profusely. I would think about the ramifications. I would light a cigarette, a luxury I haven't enjoyed in many moons. Then... ha ha.... then.... I would laugh.
fun fact: anglo broads just want to be mkultra'd and raped which is why they love j*Ws so much....nice guys rise up!!!!!
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>>11517
Being angry at women makes you think like a woman anon. You're MKUltraing yourself. The emotion is attaching you to them, forcefeeding thoughts into your mind about these people that disgust you.
>>11516
>>11517
>>11518
Bad larp. But either way, I hope you realize that Anglos/Jews/East Asians are chosen people(s).
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>>11521
>Anglos/Jews/East Asians are chosen people
Ashley is none of those yet she is my chosen? Explain that libtarfs
>>11497
Really nigger. Stop being such a simp.
>>11496
>Us National Socialists
Why do you think socialism good? Have you ever picked up a history book before? Just look at the difference between north and South Korea, socialism obviously doesn’t work. If you take money from the rich then the rich can’t pay the workers well and in order to pay them they may need to raise  their prices.
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>>11525
If you don't like our National Socialism so much then go live in another country we'll invade soon and see how you like it then.
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Ashley Socialism is the only way forward. Anti-Ashleyism has no place in America.
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I'll go out on a limb here at the risk of starting a shit fight but I got to put in my 2 cents. Socialists are lazy, they've got this disease called the gime gimes (give me, give me). They leach off the productive people to the eventual detriment of everyone.
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>>11532
Laziness is much more of a personality than it being tied to whatever political philosophy or movement they follow.

>They leach off the productive people to the eventual detriment of everyone.
you can find that all over the world, like black people in america for example!
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>>11533
*Laziness is much more of a personality trait than it being tied to whatever political philosophy or movement they follow.
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>>11532
>Socialists are lazy, they've got this disease called the gime gimes (give me, give me). They leach off the productive people to the eventual detriment of everyone.
This is the boomer interpretation of socialism. What you're thinking of is communism, which is just a dictatorship with a nice coat of paint.

At the risk of further inspiring the white power bottoms that seem to have oozed into the board from Bitchute, I will say that there's a big difference between what people consider to be socialism, and what the Nazis called National Socialism. The primary difference is that National Socialism actually works, or at least did for the short period of time it was able to flourish before WWII. The Third Reich was responsible for what essentially amounts to the quickest, most dramatic economic recoveries in modern history. 

Reading about this period of German history and what policies lead to such an economically successful turnaround can be enlightening to say the least. It's actually quite a shame that policies such as nationalized work programs and family incentives for women to gtfo the workforce are now forever associated with racist retards.
>>11529
Seabee is right, socialism is for lazy people who can work. They take the money that was supposed to go to the workers and instead give It to the lazy.
>we'll invade soon
You and what army?
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>>11537
Heil Hitler to that!
jk I love u ashley
every time I see ashley me dick twitches and tingles.... xe's xxoo xexy /b/xosss
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>>11537
I wasn't attempting to give a"boomer interpretation" of socialism ie socialist form of government. I was describing the mindset of people that feel that they are entitled to the fruits of the labor of others.
>>11533 and>>11534 get it.
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>>11538
Amen, brother
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>>11537
>I will say that there's a big difference between what people consider to be socialism, and what the Nazis called National Socialism. The primary difference is that National Socialism actually works
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>>11537
>racist retards
Yes, because it's racist to be against outsiders who seek to destroy your countrymen through economic enslavement. Racism exists in all countries including all 26 allied nations in took defeat a country about the size of New Mexico. The Germans just didn't wake up one morning and decide to dislike Jews. There was a reason. Most all the Communists in Europe were Jewish or at least, all the ones in charge were. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%931919
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>>11537
>nationalized work programs and family incentives for women to gtfo the workforce are now forever associated with racist retards.
You're heart is in the right place, but I think you're romanticizing National Socialism. National Socialism is under the predication that a centralized government power is responsible for creating economic prosperity. Government programs are a great idea at first glance, but people often fail to take in to consideration that government programs are very expensive and lead to ever increasing tax burdens on it's people (debt slavery). When the government offers a lending hand, that the door is too widely open for control. Socialism in any form is a slippery slope towards communism.
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>>11537
No form of socialism works, weather it’s national or international socialism. Communism itself is a fallacy, there’s no right path towards communism both Nazis and Soviets fought each other over national and international socialism and both of their systems failed.
>>11556
angloism=communism
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>>11557
Nazism and fascist corporatism is not actually that different from what we have now. Notice how dunning-kreuger ideologues like Keith Woods support MMT and all of the Keynesian economic policies that have debased the currency and created a economic system dependent on the the absurd idea of infinite growth. Nazism is just another form of post-malthusian retardation. Nazis don't have a solution to this other than to deny its existence or espouse a solution which would necessarily deconstruct the technological apparatuses whereby the nation-state form would be able to perpetuate itself, and thus compromising the socius and feeling of spiritual and racial consciousness of the Volk. It is diseased.
>>11556
t. seething poornigger goycattle
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>>11538
It's a joke about lebensraum, doofus.
>>11561
>t. seething poornigger goycattle
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Every modern ideaology is gay. There will never be anything new under the sun
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Ashley sent me a pp of her pussy.
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>>11627
Thats from 2014
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>>11052
>I'm not fat.
https://icum.to/horsecock/
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>>29296
Why are you bumping year old threads you faggot
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>>29297
His dick slipped on the keyboard
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>>29297
>>29321
I scrolled to the bottom of the Catalog and found these old threads. God, I missed the good old days.
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>>29324
I miss when Ashley was hot too but she's not underage anymore. She's 15 going on 30. This Friday ain't feeling so freaky anymore.
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>>29344
it's Thursday
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>>29345
She doesn't have much time left.
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