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An amalgamation of my boredom spent messing with my webcam. Enjoy.

https://videos.icum.to/w/oMs8J4Mgtw8g4gYVcvw6Nt
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What an absolute CHAD
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was it rape?
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>>10898 (OP) 
Lol this vid is amazing btw tbh frfr dogrape no cap big black caca str8 up the a$$  what's the song in the background? 
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>>10911
Law & Order theme
>>10898 (OP) 
What did she do to the remote that made it smell???? Did she spill curry powder on it?????
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>>10900
God I wish that were me
pineapple021
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>>10918
sorry i ctrl+v in the wrong thread.

>>10915
if you know you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSFR5LzFi8
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>>10919
I totally forgot about that video. It's one of the "classic" internet videos that I hate because it spawned many unfunny fake freak out videos all over YouTube. But then again I thought Angry German Kid on ebaumsworld was the funniest shit ever back in the day.
 
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What is the name of ur 2 pugs?
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>>10924
lb??????????

>>10898 (OP) 
Ashley, I am a autistic but I need for you to know that the rubs at 0:54 your dog very much loved them. despite the "What the fuck was that? dont go thinking he didnt love them, 
so give them lots more ok? :S
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>>10930
Oh my god LB made his way into Ashleys room ;___; Only one thing will tell if the two were pure. Is the blow up bed popped?
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>>10898 (OP) 
ashley notice me
number 30... garfield train conductor
>>10898 (OP) 
Ashley why is this in 288p?
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I had a fat chick grab my ass at a bar once and I could've made a scene by freaking out like that bitch who saw the reptitilian on the airplane and take her fatass to court to see Judge Judy but since I'm a man I shrugged it off and continued sipping my drink.
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>>10957
lets be real, it was also the first time a lady ever touched you and thats the real reason you didnt complain
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odds on this being the same tshirt?

odds on this never being washed since then?
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>>10930
>>10931
That looks nothing like me? It looks more like Uncut.
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>>10898 (OP) 
You are so very rapeable in this video. I'll have to do my best not to pull your wig off when I'm pulling your hair in your dream tonight. You remind me of the hot girl from Full Metal Panic! Lucky dog.
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>>10979
What's that saying go like? Rape is the highest form of flattery? You can pull my hair as hard as you want when you eventually rape me, it won't fall off. I dyed my real hair blue and glued in blue extensions, so that's sort of my real hair. Anytime I have dyed hair I constantly get told "you look like an anime character". That's nice and all, but I want to look like the 300 year old vampire anime characters but god invented something called "puberty". I realized my sort of spiky hair reminds me of Lightning's hair from Final Fantasy. What happened to those Shrimp Cup o' Noodles that had her on them? Those noodles were very immersive, it was like her vagina was right next to you with that potent fish smell.
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>>10981
I still had those Final Fantasy Cup Noodles until very recently. I was saving them. My cat smelled them in my closet and dug them out. So you might be on to something. I don't want to give you the wrong impression of me. I'm not a weeb. I was a fan of anime and Final Fantasy before it was overrun with hipster faggots and attention whores. My first Final Fantasy game wasn't even Final Fantasy VII. I had the original on the NES and Final Fantasy III which is actually Final Fantasy VI in Japan was my favorite until I played Final Fantasy Tactics. I haven't played any of the new ones  but I suppose I will run through them eventually just to say I did. The last new Final Fantasy I played was Final Fantasy VIII in 1999 although I have played the Dissidias on PSP. One thing that gets me about modern anime and rpgs games is how faggy the main characters are now and how impractical their clothing is. It's worse than the fantasy weaponry now. I'm currently playing this game MS Saga: A New Dawn on the PS2. An rpg game that has Gundams in it. Two of my favorite things. It seems like it would be a win win, right? I find out pic related is the main character. His name is even Tristan like the memes. Wtf is he even wearing? He doesn't even look like a guy. He looks like an androgynous female. I like how the bottom hem of his shirt over his leggings makes it look like he has female hips. On top of that, the Gundams are literally midgets. They are Jason Acuña sized. I'm still probably gonna play through this garbage, though. Welp, here is my nerd rant I'm sure you all care to read. At least it's not about the topic of  Star Trek/ Star Wars. How come Civil War reenactors never raid conventions? Has anyone tried playing Mosby's Confederacy for real at like San Diego Comic-Con?
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>>10984
>He looks like an androgynous female. I like how the bottom hem of his shirt over his leggings makes it look like he has female hips. 
Many such cases in this society that we are living in today. The anime to adorable femboy pipeline is very real and with modern technology they can fool even the straightest of men like myself . Soon there will come a day where every other woman you see is actually a really cool male with similar interests to yours, a reasonable personality, and bodacious child bearing hips with an artificial womb. All females will starve.
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>>10986
>All females will starve.
At least there won't be any more fatties anymore.
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>>10988
Then toilet paper companies everywhere will collapse.
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>>10989
I've been quietly boycotting them for years
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>>11001
I'vn'nt even shit in years.
Ashley is getting hot and im not used to it
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>>11009
>2014 ashley is hot
>2023 ashley is hot
I am a man of diverse tastes.
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>>11015
forgot one bro
>2010 ashley is hot
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>>11031
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>>10906
Fun Movie Detail: For this shot, the tears coming out of Bandits eyes, are in fact, real tears and not GIMPED in.
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>>11088
I would buy a t-shirt of this. It reminds me of Brodie's t-shirt from Mallrats. When is the merch dropping? I still need my signed TikTok Tranny movie poster.
>>10981
dicks smell like fish too
also fish smells good
bitch
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why does ashley look so SCRUMPTIOUS in this video??
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