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This is a lot like me and Ashley
>>24367 (OP) 
What the fuck is a TIALLMAA? Is this another one of those gay things?
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>>24368
This
Is
A
Lot
Like
Me
And
Ashley
>>24367 (OP) 
she down left under u
wtf is this thread. remember when ashleyj was good?
>>24377
no
>>24377
Fag it's a continuation of our "This is a lot like me and ashley" threads we've been having since 2022. The last one just hit the bump limit.
>>24377
retard
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>>24387
That G*d respecting man doesn't want a WHOER LIKE HER
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>>24387
what is it with you people and posting thumbnails? "DURR LOOKS BIG ENOUGH ON MY CELL PHONE"

well it looks like SHIT on my ACTUAL COMPUTER

Please kys immediately
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>>24389
It’s not a thumbnail, it’s just a crappie image.
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>>24388
Here he is again with her.
>>24391
Ah yes the iPhone 12 with its pesky 224x225 resolution
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>>24367 (OP) 
This is alot like me and Ashley...'s toilet.
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>>24394
You're an Asian woman?
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>>24395
Im the shit
>>24394
>>The cursed webp file.

*shudders*
>>24395
That's clearly a bean
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>>24478
Try filling the speech bubbles in white so it's easier to read the text, Seabee.
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>>24482
Who is this"Seabee" of whom you speak?
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>>24483
A mass murderer.
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>>24483
Some literal Navy Seal copypasta namefag. He funds all Ashley's activities. He glows hard. I wouldn't be surprised if they are trying to setup some anon here and blame Ashley for it. His IP address I got off irc once led to Akamai Technologies, Inc. Boston, Massachusetts. It's a front for the CIA. Don't believe me. Check cia.gov's IP.
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>>24490
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This is a lot like me, a South African black man, laughing at Ashley as she nervously stumbles her way thru trying to read off of the queue cards that her blasian friend is holding up for her during her very first self hosted livestream.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM3eSj9ZnY8
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And this is a lot like me and Ashley
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this is a lot like ashley
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>>24757
is that because youre both little pussys lmao get rekt Seabee
pls dont beat me up ;_;

>>24768
she already lost it to monkey bars
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this is a lot like me and Ashley on 725-CUM-FART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvL-WGcoBis
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>>24910
I cant watch this in my country
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>>24911
literally 1984!

here you go, this is what freedom sounds like brother
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>>24490
silly gem
this is a lot like me and ashley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcyuf_T87E
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yall middle
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TIALLMAA
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this is a lot like me and ashley
What a beautiful simperella story.
>In 1971, actor Michael Caine, who had yet to become a film legend, was sitting at home with a friend watching television. They were watching a Maxwell House Coffee ad and Michael's friend was about to change the channel when Kane was suddenly attracted to a girl he saw in the background. He was so fascinated by her that he ran to the TV, sat down on his knees and stared at her. Within seconds, the actor fell in love with the image of an unknown girl on the screen. For the following days he searched the phones of Maxwell House offices to find her. For some reason, Michael was sure the girl lived in Brazil, bought tickets and convinced his friend to fly with him and look for her. An acquaintance, upon hearing about Kane's passion, told him that the advert model lived in London, is called Shakira and is from Guyana.
She took out her phone, the man in love called as many times as needed for her to agree to meet with him. Michael's feelings from the first match were mutual. He and Shakira got married quickly and have been living together for 51 years. They have a daughter Natasha. Michael Caine is 91 and his beloved Shakira is 77.
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>>25603
My nigga Mike clearly understood what all men of culture know: brown pussy is best pussy. My man wanted to COLONIZE that ass and he wasn't going to take no for an answer. It paid off, too. She aged extremely well. That's a tight, firm 77. Dude looks like a bowl of cottage cheese left out in the sun and his lady looks ripe n ready. God bless.
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>>25615
Where are their flamming hot cheetos?
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>>25618
they probably left them wherever they charge they phone
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>25661
Wow. Two things:
1. Where is his asshole?
2. If he looked more like Duke Nukem I would unironically utilize this video.
3. How much money will it cost to achieve number 2?
4. I do not mean "achieve number 2" as in feces. I do that once every 5 days for free. To clarify, how much money would it cost to make my dream of point number 2 come true?
Thank you.
>>25670
You only fucking shit once every 5 days???!!!
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>>25672
Yeah it's insane. I'm saving so much on toilet paper. I'm not constipated, I have been cutting down how much I eat as well as consuming really low carb meals, so there's not much left overs to shoot out if you catch my drift. What I'm saying is that mommy has no kids to drop off at the pool because mommy hasn't even gotten pregnant yet, if you understand my allegory.
>>25674
>kids=shit
I'm not an expert on shitting, but ideally one should shit every 1-2 days.
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>>25671
This is a lot like me and Ashley.
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>>25670
You will have to ask this guy. https://www.patreon.com/audiodude
>>25674
You're just my Type A girl who's anal only 71.428571% of the week. What I'm saying is that I can come in the backdoor without us having to worry about me tracking mud, if you understand my allegory.
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>>25682
>Full of shit 5 out of 7 days
>backdoor
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>>25670
>1. Where is his asshole?
In the line between the buttocks.
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>>25681
that's the most hairless ball bag I've ever seen
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>>25674
>I have been cutting down how much I eat as well as consuming really low carb meals
This is the most femanine thing I've heard from Ash in a while, is everything okay?
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>>25698
She's method acting Eugenia Cooney for her next video.
>>25695
Gross, how many ball sacks are you looking at?
>>25687
I knew a girl with an ass like that, it felt like I was fucking a guy whenever we did anal.
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>>25725
That photo on the right shows a male buttock. The photo I attached here shows a female buttock.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intergluteal_cleft
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>>25725
I thought anal was a thing out of necessity for gays. If you're a guy with a chick, what's the point of anal? Vaginal feels better for both.
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>>25741
aye man thers shit in deethr yous be a faggot eider way and girls don't poop so its a win win don't bes a faggot put jo johnson in dat slit
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>>25741
>double penetration
>the best of both worlds
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>>25745
Im 12 and what is this
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>>25740
pfffthahaha you call that thing an ass?

THIS is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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butts smell
>>25747
There's an ass out there for every man, a spectrum of asses if you will. Most here will disagree cuz they're legit pedos or are still catering to Ashley's ego.
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>>25753
>you can't appreciate both pawgs and lolis
>>25746
It's called sex education, kiddo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_penetration
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>>25661
There's a Yuffie Kisaragi and BBC soldier 4K version(182MB):
https://rule34video.com/video/3138437/yuffie-x-soldier-qoc-4k/
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>>25766
MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL WOULD NEVER BE ATTRACTED TO A KPOP FAN
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>>25919
>You are the woman and Ashley is the man.
The clip is both funny and sad at the same time.
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>>24367 (OP) 
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Wish she stop biting my dick.
>>25932
my penis is quite the small thing compared to that womens teeth
>>25932
>lolita
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>>25934
>LOLita
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>>25932
This dumb bitch confused croutons "3 корочки" with a dick. Well, now i want to eat dick croutons too.
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TIALLMAA
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>>26333
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>>26359
Are you the dildo?
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>>27224
You can't see it but he's grabbing her ass as they took this picture
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>>27225
That's because she's his wife. She's 26 years younger than him. She kind of looks like what I would imagine Ashley looking like at age 39, more like her mom.
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>>24367 (OP) 
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>>27234
Source pls?
tbh it was kinda hot when she was scooting along on her back
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>>27235
Found it on some random site. think it was ero me.
>>27234
I watched this probably 8 times. His face at the end kills me.
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>>27296
69 bear
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>>27299
any woman holding a sign like that should be held down and forced to listen to that discovered phone recording of a woman calling her parents as she was being mauled to death by a grizzly bear

Im pretty sure that it was real, unless it was one of my many, nightly nightmares.
this was many, many years ago and i was a kid
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this is a lot like ashley and /ashleyj/
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>>27728
Great movie, although the director's cut is awkward at times. La Femme Nikita is also kino.
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this is a lot like ashley, her girlfriend and me
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>>27728
THATS NOT EVEN IN THE MOVIE!!!

and no I havent watched that film 382 times, imagining myself in the role of  Gene the Professional and the Ash as that cute underage jpop fanish chick, i forget her name in all honesty
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>>27734
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NAME FILTERS
TRUMP 2024
>>27728
Sigh... to teach girls how to kill people... aryan... because aryan originally meant you use a bow in combat and guns are like bows...

>>27730
pussy licking is gross
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>>27728
hi-res pic
>>27728
She is so grown up here. The movie knows you will ashamedly swoon over her and the movie pokes fun at you for it
>not reading the original script
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/4 (ctrl+f "still combing her hair")
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/13 (from the top)
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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This is a lot like me and Ashley.
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This is a lot like me, Ashley and her gf.
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>>27986
Monero girl
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>28030
what TikTok is that from? Could you please post it

I only have partial video from these two
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>>28037
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>>28037
Yeah, some anon posting rares. I noticed that it didn't have the TikTok watermark so I wonder how they even got it.
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>>28048
You can download videos without the tiktok watermark if you pull download them without using right click save as. Most tiktoks i see dont have the watermark.
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>>28048
thanks!
yeah I wonder how they got it. Ive been here since the original ashleyj board on endchan and never saw the full video of it being posted. but maybe im just a silly peanut and missed it.
anyways, gonna attach the other tiktok related videos of hers that I have incase anyone here doesnt have them
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this is a lot like the first time I heard Ashley Jones' voice as she spoke to me over her Garfield phone on the 725-CUM-FART hotline
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>>28189
is this even reality anymore or am I dreaming some fucked up shit, I can't believe shit could get this far
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this is a lot like ashley and /ashleyj/
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>>28457
Based faggots. I love how confused and uncomfortable the whore looks now that she's not the center of attention. Yeah, bitch, it's a room full of attractive men who not only aren't interested in you, they'd all rather you weren't even there. Get wrecked you disgusting vagina-haver.

If being a homo wasn't so disgusting I would absolutely prefer being a gay and taking turns fucking and getting fucked by my bros while partying and listening to fun music. It would be so much better than dealing with women's never ending bullshit just for a disappointing 10 minute session with her pussy and tits. I just can't do it. The idea of being cummed on or in by another dude makes me want to vomit.

How do I force myself to be gay and love cock?
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>>28463
>How do I force myself to be gay and love cock?
If you stand outside at night in a park for long enough that decision will be made for you
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>>28464
That's very funny, but my problem is that I still don't want to be raped by a man. The thought of some strong guy running his big hands all over my frightened and quivering body and then penetrating my tight but surprisingly receptive hole with his big juicy cock just doesn't appeal to me.
>>28465
>>28465
That's what Ashley thought as well but a $10 Panda Express gift card is a $10 Panda Express gift card
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>>28465
You can be the breeder and not the one getting bred.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>27730
This is a lot like Ashley, her girlfriend and me.
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>>28551
this is more like you and ashley
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>>28552
MicroSoft
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This is a lot like Ashley and...... Ashley in high school as a Beatles fan

PLOT TWIST: Ashley never actually finished High school
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>>28559
That would be hilarious considering I never did either. When I found out all you get is cum for keeping your grade point average high. I dropped out. It should be called a gay point average instead. Mike Judge had more of an impact on me than any of my teachers did. Daria and Office Space ruined me.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>28551
This is a lot like Ashley, her girlfriend and me.
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>>28587
The porn poster makes this board look like spam.
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>>28593
Corn Spam
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>>28690
The last girl I knew who was like Ashley and had a guy friend who drive her around town was killed by him because she had him take her to meet a guy she was interested in and he was upset she wasn't going to choose him.
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>>28693
The difference being ashley hires middle aged women to drive her versus your example where a girl gets rides for free from a guy friend she fucks and he thinks he has a shot with her only to be surprised when shes fucking another guy for rides.
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>>28696
>guy friend she fucks
Tell me you've never had a gf without telling me you've never had a gf
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>>28698
What are you implying with your zoomer TikTok phrase? That women don't fuck around for free shit like car rides and meals?
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>>28699
That may have worked for your mom but I ain't never seen a woman sleep with her simps for a handout. Only drug whores do that.
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>>28690
This is good!
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>>28703
Keyed
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>>28703
I would love to take Ashley thrifting. I find good shit all the time but have to pass on it because I have no way to get it home. Maybe she can thrift us a vehicle.
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>>28705
There is so much cool stuff out there. Some older stuff is a lot better quality than what we have now at stores. Everything is made in CHINA. Its all throw away products. I assume the trash business must be lucrative and booming.
>>28700
Are you a virgin shutin? How incredibly naive. Women fuck men for handouts all the time. The majority of contemporary intimate relationships are transactional, not romantic.
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>>28713
No, I'm a virgin shutout. I don't know about you, man, but I'm not attracted to females that fuck for freebies.
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>>28703
this is good!

>>28705
>not storing them in your gods pocket
fucking hell anon havent you learned anything from Ashley!
>too weak to carry home childrens toys
sad, try hitting the gym instead of thrift stores next time your allowed to leave your house
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>>28760
His gods pocket can't even fit a glass bottle.
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>>28761
And only someone like you would consider that was a bad thing.
>>28761
What an asshole.
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This drawing is a recreation of me and Ashley
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>>28877
I wish I had a demon friend, sounds based.

Can't believe my man Tate got to smash. :(
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>>28880
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this is a lot like me and ashley and /ashleyj/
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>>28899
I don't get it
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>>28900
>I don't get it
advanced sex position

more like ash and her gf
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>>29058
moar
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>>28899
Tiktok is gay.
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>>29086
And water is wet. How about you post something interesting instead of imitating Willy.
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>>29086
...and Ashley is a woman in love.
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>>29091
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>29569
Ashley, Sweet Ashley
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>>29569
Young Brooke Shields in Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)
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I imagine this would be a lot like me and Ashley.
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>>29615
This looks a lot like me (age 7) standing in front of the table staring at my baby sitters
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>>29615
No thats Barry McDonalds of Barry and Linda fame. 
after the show got cancelled he become a meth addict and paid prostitutes to do things like that.
TazMz did a whole thing covering it



fun fact: back in 1969 when the Ash was on Youtube, I met her at convention for how to be a youtube star for Dummies.
After vomiting and farting uncontrollably in the bathroom for a good 15mins due to my crippling social anxiety, I managed to work up the courage to go ask Ashley for a photo. She was really nice and said, sure that will be $5 so i ponied up the cash and got me a nice photo of the two of us that I had framed and hung on the living room wall of my converted loft in downtown SoHo
Unfortunately, 2 years later my loft burnt down after a horrible jet ski accident and the photo was completely ruined.
It looked a bit like pic related though
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...ash 'n me
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>>29760
Making important business decisions like which little boy theyre going to rape next
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This is a lot like Ashley's backyard
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>>29936
I still don't understand why Ashley has one of those. I've only ever seen women stick those things in their poopers on pornhub. I can't imagine Ashley doing that and what's with all the giant dildos she has? She's a little too ambitious for someone with a tiny anus. I feel like there is something she's not telling us, like, she found those rummaging through her neighbors trash. That's why they put their trash in her trash can. They are just trying to keep her out of their trash can. Sly Pooper and the Thievius Raccoonus.
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>29981
I do this. A real man demands handholding whenever he feels like it- even on the first date!
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>>29991
So you like to hold you man's hand? I wish more girlfriends were like you.
>>29959
This is what dog ownership looks like when you have an active sex life.
>>29981
Well I used to fuck on the first date before the accident
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this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>30412
I used to text with girls when I was younger. I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on such a banal and mindless activity. I can't even imagine wasting my time like that now. I mean who the HECK seriously cares what a woman has to say about anything?
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>>30420
I know right? I don't even watch Ashley's videos. It's like, why can't you just hang out with guys? You know, just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy. You know, why don't guys just do that?
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>>30432
Sounds gay. Just beat off to women or pump and dump them. Most women have no value aside from that.
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>>30433
I'd like to beat off two women but I keep having to beat off guys.
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That's me at the bottom panel being fat and creepy.
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>>30470
What this image doesn't tell you is that both panels are the same guy 6 months apart after he lost all his willpower.
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This is more accurate.
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>>30536
That gif is so old! I remember that from discharges.org back in the day. Discharges.org was a site where a guy just added songs to images in flash. There was some realy funny stuff there.
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>>30541
This image sums up pretty well my experience with lesbian pornography. The lesbians by themselves are awesome. Once a man (horse) tries to stick his gross horse dong between the two awesome lesbians, all I can think about is how evil he is to ruin something sacred. I'm not intimidated by the man (horse).
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>>30541
I'm going to cut my bwc off tomorrow so can I watch now?
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this is a lot like me and Ashley
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This is a lot like me and Ashley. (I'm the chicken)
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>>31034
based cock-flopper dad, wholesome
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>CAPTCHA: SXBWR4
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>>31086
shoulda got gta
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>>31086
>oh my god I gave my kid unrestricted access to a global communications network where anyone, anywhere, at any time can talk to him and influence him
>why is this happening to meeee
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>>31086
>>31100
You malicious and unsympathetic dark triad psychopath sigma trans gender incel! How could I have known people would talk about s*x or m****tion on the internet? How is this my fault for trying to keep my son pure for jesus? I thought he was going to have sexual awakening the way young men should by watching Gone With The Wind or or being surprise kissed by two girls as a prank or a Katy Swift song. I don't want my son to grow up to be a pathetic unemployed leach man baby like you!!
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>>31104
projection much?
>>31086
Is that what happened to Ashley?
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This is a lot like me and Ashley.
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>>31175
nice thumbnails faggot
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>>31177
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard did you laugh at this?
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>>31205
Did he died?
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>>31206
yes, death by anal
>>31205
That guy is what I look like listening to her story
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>>31205
I knew things went downhill for Redban after Joe Rogan fired him but god damn this is grim
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