/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>10855 (OP) 
Anal is good. Waning to look good is good. Cleaning out asshole is good. I detest all forms of uncleanliness. I read Amazon Enema reviews and the Enema's User's Instructional Booklet, and I agree with them.

In all cleanliness, if it's over, then Nair-ing ones asshole becomes the only proper hygienic practice, and is manifested as the clean asshole values documented above. There is nothing left apart from smooth, clean, prepared asshole. Dirtiness is a mistake and, as Popstar Nima said, a disaster; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat a dirty asshole.

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>>10855 (OP) 
Ret's get porritical

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>>10855 (OP) 
Yesss good, good. Keep thinking about identity politics.

>>10855 (OP) 
Your a mistake lol go shove a horse cock up your modus operandi ya BITCH

>>10862
your even more of a mistake because i already had a horse cock shoved up me so think again retard

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MlMQPfoq3I&pp=ygUeMTk5MSBmYWxsIG9mIHRoZSBzb3ZpZXQgdW5pb24g

>>10862
>>10867
It's you're, not your.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAMB5PPz_mc

>>12351
Nah your're

Good way to handle the presenter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6B56wGAt1gc

'They Want To Destroy Traditional Values': Putin's Fierce Attack On West From BRICS Summit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=duBr31N0m5s

>>12469
The West want to shove astrology crystals up your back hole

I can go to jail for racism in my country, yes behind bars

>>12472
i mean by just stating your opinions, even online, not killing niggers in the streets

>>12472
What country are you from?

>>12470
No, worse, they want to shove a big stiff Johnson up your back hole.

>>12508
Who's Johnson?

>>12472

What kind of country is that?
At least in my country i can sperging out whatever cross my mind.

>>12510
You’re about to find out.

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My politics is the text in first image, but pasted in second image

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>>12555
That's a male

>>12568
no way

>>12570
*daughters

>>12554
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NCFshvHS3UI

>>12594
After so many years of red scare in the us the pipo wont accept socialism, but with the famous Biden's knowledge and wisdom you will eat the bug

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09fa1UuRk8M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKREhssa3wM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cSOTUZQ2oo

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>>13219
lel

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/_uoOFfPP17k

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Gorilla suffrage NOW

>>13243
What’s the black solution though?

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>>13254
That;s the problem with blacks, they just hangout.

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>>13254
I made a minor correction to make this more historically accurate. You can thank me later.

>>13243
It’s the white mans fault, they should have never brought them over for slavery, now we have to pay the consequences. Had the white man not brought over slaves to America it would have been more prosperous and safer.

>>13256
Why is it white though? Did he get a transplant from a white?

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>>13269
Nah jews brought them over and niggers sold each other out

>>13271
It's actually gray. I used MS Paint to match the color the best I could. On the actual photographic print, it would be white. Whoever was developing the photograph chose to censor it by marking over that part of the negative with an opaque ink brush or pen or a chinagraph pencil and when it's developed, it comes out white. The More You Know!🌠

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>>13272
>>13279
How come you niggers never bring up Liberia? https://www.brightworkresearch.com/did-african-americans-enslave-liberian-africans/

>>13282
Let’s talk about Liberia, who sent them there?

>>13282
>How come you niggers never bring up Liberia? 
Because I can afford to buy books?

>>13296
Care to elaborate, retard?

>>13297
Linda, you're like Peggy Hill but pretty.

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I don't understand why white liberals are constantly wringing their hands over slavery. The blacks were taken out of their hovels in Africa and brought to America. They were placed in decent living quarters, given good food and were taught a trade such as agriculture, carpentry and work in the domicile of their "master". It was an apprenticeship program.

The South was an agrarian society and the North was an industrial society with a larger population than the South and hence had greater representation in Congress. Most bills favored the North and the South be damned. That's why the South seceded. The North claimed the war was fought over slavery but that was just  faux righteous indignation, It was fought as punishment to the South for having the audacity to secede. Many blacks fought with the Confederacy to preserve their improved way of life. 

Unfortunately the war of Northern aggression took its toll on the South due to the North's advantage of an industrial complex and the Reconstruction Act fell far short of what its intention was. The results can still be seen in various parts of the South to this day.

>>13338
Seabee, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. The American Civil War was fought over pumpkin seedz , and may God have mercy on your soul.

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>>13338
That's a perfectly valid perspecrive Seabee don't listen to that yankee fed he's using MKultra attack therapy tactics

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>>13339
I'm sorry, Zach. You have succumbed to the white liberal clap trap and unfortunately there is no help for you. And you don't really know the real story behind the pumpkin seeds like I do.

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>>13338
>slavery was an apprenticeship program.
Boomer hands typed this post. Easily one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this board, and that's saying something

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>>13343
Sorry if you lack the intelligence to understand history. Maybe some day you'll understand.

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>>13343
And it amazes me that you fail to realize tongue in cheek humor

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>>13345
Wait, so which is it grandpa? History, or tongue in cheek humor? Because for a moment there I thought you were actually arguing that slavery was, in fact, quite good for black people and most of them enjoyed it, but maybe you were just pretending to be retarded as you now seem to be implying.

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>>13346
"Slavery was an apprenticeship program" is the only satirical line in the post the rest being fact. I'm sorry if you didn't see the humor in it, geezer

>>13324
Your the retard who can’t understand, let me do some research for you. 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Colonization_Society

>>13349
>your
>research
>wikipedia
>MOBILE WIKIPEDIA
Your IQ is lower than the blacks you hate.

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>>13349
You seem to be hung up on Liberia while obfuscating the real cause of the Civil War.

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>>13349
And by the way, it's you're not your. How old are you, 10

>>13350
*NIGGERS

>>13351
I didn’t even bring up Liberia, what are you talking about?

>>13352
At least I don’t believe Slavery was an apprenticeship program.

>>13356
A lot of people would choose slavery rather than deep poverty

>>13357
Then why do people choose deep poverty instead of slavery?

>>13350
Your iq is lower, I just gave you facts.

>>13359
Nigga you can't even use one of the most common words in the English language correctly.

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>>13356
Heh, heh, again I say, satire, nothing else.

>>13338
The average black slave probably had it better than they would have had it back in Africa. They were probably better off than the average peasant in certain parts of Europe too. They certainly had it better than they would have under the Portuguese or the Spanish. But that's why American slavery was cringe, because slaves are there to be driven and used. They are property. American slavery should've ended when the atlantic slave did with the mass castration of all slaves, but instead psuedo-aristocratic retards in the South decided not to castrate slaves because they wanted to retain an inherently fleeting source of economic wealth in the midst of industrialization, thus necessarily engaging in the idiotic practice of breeding and anglicizing blacks. Think of how many long term problems could have been avoided. There would be no "Civil Rights" movement or cultural revolution of the 60s without the South foolishly attempting to secede. The South is who destroyed the concept of States Rights, and is who inadvertently caused the passing of the 13th and 14th Amendments, quite possibly two of the stupidest amendments to a constitution ever devised by man! The South should have never seceded, and certainly not over something as asinine as slavery.

>>13360
You can’t even accept the facts after I provided you with resources. Thank you for pointing out that it’s you’re and not your, because unlike you I don’t ignore facts. I am not willfully ignorant like you.

>>13363
I had no part in any of this conversation other than pointing out you're a retard who can't use basic English and relies on Wikipedia, a website which is notorious for censoring, twisting, and hiding information. That's all.

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>>13362
https://youtu.be/7DpMwDgxC-I

>>13349
*you're

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>>13362
We all have our opinions, which is good, it's like a rorchach test, there's no wrong or right. I'll probably catch heat for this but when I was in high school my homeroom teacher, a priest, brought in a rorchach test just for fun.  When it was my turn no matter what card he showed me I told him  I saw long slender legs. He told me there is no wrong or right answer but suggested I go to confession, heh, heh.

>>13364
>I had no part in any of this conversation other than pointing out you're a retard who can't use basic English and relies on Wikipedia
You did, you replied to me. I can easily provide with other resources, I was just proving a basic understanding. If you’re iq is higher than mine and everyone else’s then what is it?

>>13358
They don't have that choice in most of western society.

>>13359
>>13368
IQ is just midwit astrology

>>13366
Again, thank you for correcting me genius.

>>13368
I had no part in this conversation up until you used "your" incorrectly while unironically posting a mobile Wikipedia link. You're eager to get your panties in a twist, but the reality is, I was just pointing out how ironic your post was. I can easily provide more grammar resources for you since you're now using "you're" incorrectly.

>If you’re iq is higher than mine and everyone else’s then what is it?
Fuckin' room temperature, bitch! •‿•

>>13371
>Again, thank you for correcting me genius.
I think what you mean to say here is "Again, thank you for correcting me, genius." Note the missing comma in your sentence.

I sharted •‿•

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>>13371
I'm not a genius, I just seem like it because you're stupid.

>>13375
Then what’s your iq since you’re smarter than me?

>>13376
IQ ≠ knowledge midwit

>>13374
I'll change your diaper Ashley

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>>13376
My IQ is as big as your asshole, kid. 92. Beat that.

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>>13378
What makes you think that it's Ashley?

>>13372
So you’re iq is about or close to 70.

>>13381
My're IQ is 92. Why it be 70?

>>13379
Homo, you wish I had a large one.

>>13380
she's the only incontinent one here  r-right guys??? 
>>13379
>>13382
>92

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I just don't understand you racists. Black girls are amazing. They invented the concept of ass clapping. Their asses are so big they can make them CLAP, bro. It's like you get a standing ovation before plunging your face into that massive chocolate booty.

>>13383
No. I would prefer you had a nice tight one so I could cum quicker. If your IQ was high (like mine at 92), then you would know that a homosensual prefers a tighter hole. Keep up your anal kegels, I'm cumming for you. ;)

>>13374
this isnt ashley •‿•
this is ashley •         ‿        •

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>>13387
I do like her wide set eyes, always have.

>>13386
If you have a large anus that likely means that you have been sodomized from the rear end by a man. Now that doesn’t mean that I have done it, but from a logical viewpoint it would make more sense because it would expand as it goes in. You would also have to wear diapers. It wouldn’t be ideal.

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>>13387
kek ye da bitch fr do be lookin like a fish dough

Hey ashley when you look around at stuff does it look like fisheye lens footage?? Ya fishy ass fish bitch eyes fish

Hey Ashley is your favorite band phish?

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I read a college survey in which the male students were given pics of girls with wide set eyes and normal spaced eyes. The students were asked to select the most pretty girls. 85% chose the girls wih wide set eyes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7QaZEGcoGXo&pp=ygUbd2h5IHNvY2lhbGlzbSBkb2Vzbid0IHdvcmsg

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>>13393
Makes sense

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNh_ZKBdR38&pp=ygUZVGhlIG5hemlzIGFyZSBzb2NpYWxpc3RzIA%3D%3D

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>>13395
Wow, this thread went from slavery to Socialism. 
Anyway.............

>>13400
Well yes, this thread is about politics.

>>13402
No. This thread is about big dick ass niggas. If you a big ass dicked nigga, tag yoself.

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>>13403
[Intro]
Yessir
Big dick, big dick
Big ‘ol dick dick

[Chorus]
Three big balls, look like we playin’ tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick till that nigga finish
Dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut cause his balls were blue
He didn’t have a clue
He slides in and out my ass like he’s cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He's like me and my friends because we’re all gay
We like dick
I like his ass cause it’s thicc
He gonna fuck my butt till I shit
And dick is dry so I spit on the tip

[Interlude]

[Verse]
Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass, just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this I might just die
They pipe my booty till I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my booty flipping
He dug his balls in my booty like he's Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He’s so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pics this morning
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve received
I love when I receive his BBC

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>>13379
My IQ is higher than your T-cell count, cumbum. Enjoy your AIDS.

>>13339 was me and the last time I posted in this thread.

>>13341
Seabee, who the fuck is Zach?

>>13387
That's not Ashley, that's Caillou.

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>>13406
I thought by the flag that it was Zach 18. He's an Australian bloke living down under that frequents this board.

>>13408
Damn Seabee, shots fired to Zach 18.

>>13408
I've heard he does a lot of stuff "down under" if you know what I mean...  like shoving things up his ass I mean   because he's gay 

>>13411
It's called chocolate thunder.

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>>13341
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>>13409
ITS SPELT ZACK


 NOT ZACH

I GET IT
YOU FAT RETARDS
WERE TOO BUSY PRACTICING SCHOOL SHOOTER DRILLS TO ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO SPELL PEOPLES NAMES, BUT MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED EATING ALL THE CRAYONS THEY GAVE YOU AND LISTENED TO YOUR TRANSEXUAL DRAG QUEEN TEACHER FOR A MOMENT, YOU WOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO SPELL PEOPLES NAMES





GOD YOURE RUINING MY LIFE
*politely slams door*

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>>13413
I still love you, zacK. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

whoa what's going on in this thread? Is there something wrong with Zach?

>>13437
He's......queeer. a faggot, maybe

Zach has no right to be gay surrounded by average looking women like this.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=643983443433d
All the women in Australia like to lez out because all the men are too busy drinking vodka and trying to bum lighters off their mates at train stations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVJ_H_Q34f8

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>>13442
Why are those girls trying to eat each other, is food that scarce in Australia that the girls resort to canabalism? Very strange place down under.

>>13447
bitches gotta eat

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We must secure the existence of our ponies and a future for white fillies

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>>13636
ayo what's going on in Polestria? Say heil to Aryanne for me

>>10855 (OP) 
>Racism is bad

Correct.
So is Walmart.

Walmart is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt

Walmart is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt

Walmart is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Ci_zplMAY

>>13690
Liberals are racist!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQuKuTmpCE

Israel-Hamas War: Piers Morgan vs Bassem Youssef On Palestine's Treatment 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4idQbwsvtUo

>>14258
Now that’s what call a libtard.

>>14258
Those libtards should go to Palestine and fight for hamas.

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Thankyou /ashleyj/ for support Ukraine

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right-wing populist Javier Milei wins Argentina’s presidency 
https://apnews.com/article/argentina-election-president-milei-massa-a4811c5229d35551f8dbf7056d87aae6

>>15264
Populism isn't a ideology, its a strategy. I've seen some articles describe him as a libertarian though.

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>>15267

This is a character raised by the media. The Argentine zelenski.

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He will bring America together

>>15752
wtf i love niggers now

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Aylo Porn Writer on Hidden Cam: 12-Year-Olds Watching TransAngels “Probably Helps a Lot”

https://soundinvestigations.com/kids-on-sites/

A senate staffer has had a video leak of himself with his “partner” having gay anal sex in the senate hearing room.

https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/

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>>16153
I leaked to that video
Now its the senate rearing room

>>16153
Isn't this just the usual erection process?

>>16156
是

Hundreds in Cuba protest amid worsening economic crisis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aQjjn_tEk

>>21997
Oh no that's terrible!

Javier Milei triumphantly pulls Argentina out of financial ruin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eq0_elDHXA

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>>22070

In your dreams.

https://www.0223.com.ar/nota/2024-3-12-17-30-0-segun-unicef-en-argentina-siete-de-cada-diez-ninos-viven-en-la-pobreza

>>22000
This was the 22000 get

I agree with the general gist/vibe op but 
>Schopenhauer said
>Sexism is bad.
You can only pick one

Obama intentionally uses N-word on podcast
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IR6UwAez8Ko&pp=ygUGTmlnZ2Vy

North Korean Propaganda Shows How Americans Supposedly Live
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCzxjiJ2NM

Hezbollah Has a Brutal Message for 'Queers for Palestine' Protesters
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2qaqk3XN_QY

Islamist Has MELTDOWN Over ‘Queers For Palestine’ 😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQqmU-1VNZ0

>>23846
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>>23898
You're not white.

>>23899
How did you know that??? Is it because the things I posted are things a white person would disagree with me?

>>28414
aryan clearpill

>>28426
the architecture thing is actually kind of true- peasants volunteered their time to build churches, so you damn well believe the structure would have done well on a popular beauty contest

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>>28571
Less p*litics posting please.

>>28793
This is a politics thread, stupid.

>>28800
No, this is a retarded thread with an OP that makes no sense. There's a news thread if you want to talk politics.

>>28801
Stoop kid!

>>28889
I wonder what the world would be like if Ashley were aborted back in 1999.

>>28898
I'd be able to concentrate more.

>>28912
Don't be silly, there would still be other e-girls like Rose to distract you.

>>28941
I don't give a fuck about your e-girls, simp.

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Good thing they still have their kitchen knives just in case they have to resist their tyrannical government.