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[Hide] (625.3KB, 1677x740) WOULD YOU RATHER
Choice 1
A night with Derricks mother.
She cant cook very well so you may get hungry during the night but the upside is you will have sex multiple times BUT Derrick will frequently interrupt said sex sessions by knocking on the bedroom door, complaining that he is hungry and that he cant get past E1M1:Hangar in DOOM, potentially temporarily ruining your boner multiple times throughout the night. The door is locked though so he wont be able enter.
oh and also you are guaranteed to get an STD. This STd could be a mild one or it could be one that lasts forever. Its the luck of the raw(dog)
Choice 2
An evening with Linda.
It might come to a bit of a surprise but turns out, Linda is a pretty damn good cook. She will cook you a nice meal and the two of you will spend the evening watching local cable television station of Minnetonka, Minnesota.
Although throughout the evening, she will constantly berate and belittle you, IF your rizz game is strong enough, you have the potential to have sex with Linda. But Only once and she is very... *ahem* loose down there...
Additionally, at the end of this night, as you head out to catch a taxi ride home, Barry will be coming home from the pub at the exact same time and the two of you will cross paths in the hallway as youre heading out. During this moment, you will have to look at Barry in the eyes and Barry WILL be able to tell if you just fucked his wife or not and this will cause a heart breaking look of deep sadness upon Barry's face that you have to look at and know that you just caused. This imagery cannot be forgotten and will stay with you for the rest of your life
Choice 3
ITS GAMBLING TIME!
This third and final choice is a 50/50 chance to either spend some time with THE Ashley Jones, the globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate HERSELF!...
...or Chester just straight up repeatedly rapes you.
If you pick this option, you have to flip a coin and post if it landed on Heads or Tails.
IF it lands on Heads then...
You get a PLATONIC date with Ashley. She will cook you one of her vegan meals and afterwards her and you sit on her futa couch and watch Sex Pot (in 3-DDD) and afterwards play some vidya. Again, this is STRICTLY PLATONIC and any attempts to rape have sex with her will result in the massive horse cock dildo spawning immediately and slapping you violently hard, right across the jaw, rattling your tiny little brain and resulting in you getting KTFO (that means Knocked The Fuck Out) and respawning back in your parents basement, never again being to be able to play this "Would You Rather" scenerio ever again.
Secondly, at some point, Bandit will take a very runny shit on the floor that will smell eye watering-lingy awful. But due to years of living with Bandit frequently doing this, Ashley has grown accustomed to this foul and ungodly odour and as a result, it will take a her a while to notice it and clean it up.
IF the coin toss is Tails...
Chester captures you in his van and violently sodomizes you. Since he is a grand master sodomist, you cannot overpower him nor escape him. This painful experience will last for 4hrs and no one will ever believe it happened to you.
So then, which do you choose and why?