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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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>>33284 (OP) 
Put your hands in your pockets and run down a hill.
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>what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it
underage girls and that's it.
>>33285
Tie a baby around your neck and go play with a pit bull.
Shit aight, i’ll start off jit, 
when i discovered the website and videos ashley’s characters/alters: chester, derrick, etc. reminded me of the wonderland system, which was a viral tiktok from a few years ago of this corny ass girl introducing her own unironic alters, i’d thought that ashley had seen and taken inspiration from this video
Heres a link to a yt repost of what im referring to https://yewtu.be/shorts/oA2A523sHCU?si=nM5G_SWhLT8XOZMo
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>>33288
How did you find her websites?
>i’d thought that ashley had seen and taken inspiration from this video
Most of ashleys characters were made in 2014, but the mental illnesses ashley and the tiktok girl have are definitely on par with one another
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>>33291
Dammmnnn 2014? I guess it makes sense, rome wasn’t built in a day but I had no clue she was such an oldhead, i found out about her a few months ago, someone posted her zoom class video on instagram and i typed in the website, it blew my mind, seriously love going thru it whenever i get the itch
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>>33292
idk this knowledge may kind of be undoing the magic for me, i thought she was new on the scene and the dated feel of her comedy was a deliberate stylistic choice, and the person behind the camera is a character in and of itself or something… now im realizing it’s probably more arrested development than some gigabrained shit like that, i still think shes funny tho, moreso this is in reference to her videos the website is still solid gold, actually its better now since i know it’s more genuine and not as much a cynically created facade as i had previously thought
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>>33292
Oh yeah shes definitely old unfortunately. Heres a video from her prime in 2014
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>oldhead
>not oldfag
oh boy. first image board, OP?

>>33294
I've masturbated to this
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>>33295
How if you can't even see her penis?
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>>33297
>How if you can't even see her penis?
It's the pubes for me, bro. If her belly was already that hairy at 15 years old, imagine how ridiculous her underage bush would have been. Pubelolis are my thing.
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>>33294
Racemixing has consequences 
Mental retardation and hairy body for one.
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>>33305
Just racemix with an east asian. Smart 'n smooth progeny all day long. You do however run the risk of your hapa daughters being whores and the males murdering their classmates, but that's a risk I'd be willing to take.
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>>33312
Eurasian Tiger, Amelia Wang and other hapa schizos are just cases of bad parenting. All you have to do is not be a terrible father and your children will be just fine. Though sometimes you'll pull the short end of the stick and get a retard. If you're still worried you'll have some ugly dumpling of a son that spends all day on r/hapas, make sure to have lots of babies to even the spread. 

Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
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>>33318
>Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
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>>33319
Look up vin diesels self made short film Multi-Facial he made about being a mixed race actor, he had a good head on his shoulders before his mind became slow from being the fast and furious guy, his movie Strays is good too, not a technical masterpiece but a great snapshot of a time and place that doesn’t really exist anymore, his career makes me sad, he was good in Boiler Room as well
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>>33320
Pitch Black is one of my favorites films.
>>33319
>Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
That they just identify as black is part of it, but they also have different upbringings. Coalburners are not the most compassionate or understanding mothers. They take out whatever shame or negative emotions they have on their children. I've met many people who are half-black who didn't have a father in the home. Instead they become reliant on their friends and other figures in their life to look to for support/guidance. The expectations placed on them by those people are to be a man and to be emotionally repressed. Most of them seem emotionally stunted/scarred in some way. The way they act out is through impulsive sexual behavior, drug addiction and so on. 

With hapas I think they grow up with a very tolerant father (White men who marry Asian women are generally more progressive and introverted) and a controlling mother, where academic ability is prioritized over developing strong social skills or manliness. They don't know how to properly deal with their struggles over relationships with other people (which everyone has to deal with at some point), and turn to complaining about their problems on the internet. Nearly all the hapas I see complaining about being hapa are men and the root of their issue is sexual frustration. The idea of them being half-Asian and blaming it on that is an easy way of shifting responsibility. It's the same reason why the "Black Pill" is so popular. 

Ricecels and hapas bitching online is the result of emasculated fathers (Whether White OR Asian) who can't balance having reasonable academic/career expectations with equally important expectations of the kid not being an autistic retard, because they act submissive and kowtow to some Asian tiger mom. Your kid needs to be able to see a role model who has boundaries and won't let their mother walk all over them.
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Black people don't wash their hands. I know this because I worked with them at two restaurants where the employees where predominately black and I always see black people walk out of the restroom at restaurants without washing their hands including the black employees. I've seen this mostly at McDonald's but have also witnessed it at Burger King and Taco Bell. The restaurant I worked at was so negligent of hygiene that there wasn't even soap or hand sanitizer in the dispensers in the kitchen and there was only one of those tiny bar soaps you get at hotels in the bathroom. Every hepatitis a outbreak in a restaurant that I'm aware of locally has been caused by black employees. Why even wash your chicken when you're filthier than the bird? I worked for the Colonel and it was awful because black people are intolerable to be around. Black people have no tact. All they know to do is shittalk and threaten. There were fights with employees in the kitchen. Fights with customers at the driv-thru. The police were called weekly. The few white employees would be inside trying to run the place on a skeleton crew while the blacks were out back by the dumpster still on their breaks smoking weed and sipping pints of liquor. Anytime we had a young female employee who wasn't a coalburner, they would immediately quit because all of the black guys wouldn't stop sexually harassing them. There was a shed out back for storage and the blacks would go into it and fuck. The head cook, who was also black and told me since he had been there longer than I have, that I couldn't tell him anything, served spoiled chicken to customers. He knew the chicken was spoiled because we could all smell it and he still served it because he didn't want to take responsibility for missing an entire box of chicken in the fridge that he allowed to go past it's expiration date. The next day, customers came in to complain that they had gotten severe food poisoning from there and had to go to the emergency room and these kpop fans called the store manager and literally tried to throw me under the bus because I was the new guy when I was the most vocal about not doing it and that's when we found out the black store manager had also eaten the spoiled chicken and had to go to the emergency room as well for severe food poisoning where he was told he had listeria and said he was going to keep the incident hush-hush because they all could lose their jobs and he died a few days later from heart failure probably brought on by the listeria infection. We had no manager and I don't believe any of this was ever reported. I still worked there for another week or so but quit when I was leaving for the evening and noticed my bookbag was dripping wet hanging from the coat rack and realized that some petty kpop fan had dunked my laptop into to the forty-four gallon trash can we filled with water and cleaner to mop the floors with after closing. I let it dry for a few days at home and was surprised that it still turned on. It's my opinion that the reason why the token black person phenomenon is even a thing is because that is the maximum number of black people that can operate within a group for it to maintain efficacy. Besides the myriad of other reasons, I could never have a family with a black person because they will eventually out number you and then you're just another white person having to babysit a bunch of kpop fans. I don't see how Robert De Niro does it.
>>33337
Wow, I can't believe you let that guy cum in your mouth. Good luck on the test results next week.
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>>33338
LOL you're just as funny as your sexual preference. I'm laughing so hard right now, just like your dick gets when you look at other men. If you have to insert me into your homoerotic fanfiction, then at least make me the man you don't have a relationship with. Your father. I can't believe your mom let that guy cum in her pussy. Good luck on Father's Day this year. Here's a tip: Buy him a tie and hang yourself with it.
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>>33341
kek at least he know who his dad is unlike the men in his life
>>33337
Do they not teach how to use paragraphs in community college anymore?
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>>33343
We shouldn't expect a KFC worker to utilize basic grammar rules, punctuation, or the ability to tell a story that isn't fucking boring. The part where he regretted giving a handy to his male co-worker was pretty funny, though.
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>>33344
>The part where he regretted giving a handy to his male co-worker was pretty funny, though.
kek yeah, never thought I'd live to see the day where fast food workers are doing cumwalks
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>>33337
Here is a summary of the post using bullet points:

- The author, a gay man who loves to have gay sex with other men, claims that black people do not wash their hands, based on his experience working at two restaurants where the majority of employees were black and he often engaged in gay sex with them behind the dumpster.
- He has seen black employees and customers walk out of the restroom without washing their hands at McDonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell, where he would sometimes join them for a quick session of farting out cum.
- The restaurant he worked at was negligent in terms of hygiene, with no soap or hand sanitizer in the kitchen dispensers and only one tiny bar soap in the bathroom, where he would often gargle cum with his black coworkers.
- Every hepatitis outbreak in a local restaurant has been caused by black employees, according to the author, who believes that the lack of hygiene is due to their filthy nature and love of buttfucking.
- He worked for the Colonel and found black people intolerable to be around, with no tact and only shitting and threatening, but he still loved getting buttfucked by them behind the dumpster.
- There were fights with employees and customers at the driv-thru, and the police were called weekly.
- The few white employees tried to run the place while the black employees were outside by the dumpster on their breaks, smoking weed and sipping liquor, and the author would often join them, enjoying the camaraderie and the opportunity to engage in gay sex.
- Young female employees who were not "coalburners" immediately quit due to sexual harassment from black employees, but the author was never bothered, as he preferred the company of men.
- The head cook, who was black, served spoiled chicken to customers, knowing it was spoiled and the chicken had gone past its expiration date.
- Customers complained of food poisoning and the store manager tried to throw the author under the bus.
- The store manager also ate the spoiled chicken and died a few days later from heart failure, probably due to listeria, and the author was the only one who noticed the correlation between the spoiled chicken and the manager's death.
- The author quit the job after a week and found his laptop had been dunked into the trash can by a dumb stupid big dicked nigger, but he was not upset, as he had already downloaded all the gay porn he needed onto his phone.
- He believes the "token black person phenomenon" is due to the maximum number of black people that can operate within a group for it to maintain efficacy, and he plans to continue his research on the topic.
- He does not see how Robert De Niro can handle a family with a black person, as they will eventually outnumber white people, but he is not concerned, as he prefers to have gay relationships with men.
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>>33345
Good thinking attacking his grammar. I was afraid you might lose this internet fight. You should probably be less concerned with punctuation and more concerned with your rectum being punctured.
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>>33347
Samefag. "Internet fight" is a really pathetic way to interpret this tubgurl exchange.
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>>33353
wow thats a lotta wigs
too bad you look like roger from american dad wearin em
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>>33359
WAOW COOL!! FAMILY GUY IS MY FAVE!!!!!
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>>33361
WAOW COOL!! DONKEY KONG IS MY FAVE!!!!!
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>>33284 (OP) 
Ashley is old news, emphasis on old. You guys should check out  Rachel Chaleff. She has Tourette's and says racial slurs. Plus she’s 18 and shows her tits a lot. Hot, hot, hot
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>>33364
>She has Tourette's
She pretends to have tourettes because she doesn't have a personality. When is the "autism" diagnosis coming?
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Heres a tiktok i enjoy
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What an awful thread. Fuck you, OP.
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