/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Who the fuck is ashley jones, is this a joke I do not get? Is she even a real person? Did I overdose on something?

>>27071
Maybe it’s time for you to get off the shrooms.

>>27071
Heil!

Do you think Ashley is watching old VCR tapes right now?

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>>27100
Yep
to be more specific she is lying down on the futon like pic related and is watching the "Wesley Reese, age 6, Ballet" VCR tape she mentions in her room tour video

I know because she left her webcam on again

>>27101
KEK my word filter

>>27103
yeah... y-y-yeah, yeah I typed in a filtered word... yeah, yeah of course yep

>>27075 (OP) 
Finally we have a newfag thread and it only took us...2 years. They still wont use it though because newfags are retards.

>>27114
This the the realest shit I've ever read. Promote this tubby.

>>27071
>yeah uh drag those vines from over there towards the door we're making another hitler cunny photograph to convince retards on the internet that generative AI is real for some reason

Can I post about urbex?
Can I post about memory suppression technology?
Can I post about infrasonic weaponry?
Can I post about tickling women (not consensual)?
Can I post about physiognomy?
Can I post about speculative evolution?
Can I post about cobson (HWABAG)?

Does Ashley actually have a husband or is it a meme? I am too retarded to tell.

>>27508
Ashley is a kept woman, can't you tell?

Is it true that the person that has amassed the most (You)s by Ashley's 25th birthday will be the lucky one to take her virginity? Or is it just an urban legend?

>>27512
She's 34

>>27514
she still looks like a young boy so the estrogen from the hormone treatment must have slowed down the aging drastically

>>27512
Why would you even want to take her virginity, you chud? How do you think it will affect her comedy video making, huh? Think about the rest of us who's only smell of the Ashley pussy is in the videos she makes for us and we're smelling the .mpeg trying to get a sniff of that hairy one, alright buddo?

>>27517
God just imagine all that sweat and female juices mixed into her pussy hair...
You just know it's an aphrodisiac...
Deflowering her precious tomboyhood would be the greatest gift God could bestow upon a man.

>>27519
Ashley didn't shower her pussy hair for 3 days? Stop it you're making me horny

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>>27512
You're almost 10 years too late.

>>27522
if animal cock and tongue counted then there wouldn't be any virgin white girls, i'll be the first human

>>27522
>>27526
>Pugpilled

>>27526
there are no virgin white girls

>>27551
You don't know the power of my cock, it can turn a ran through pussy to a pristine unspoiled one. Such is its power

>>27569
No, it can not.

>>27570
Your coping and underestimation of my cock will not change reality.

>>27551
False, it's at like 25% in senior year of highschool IIRC

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>>27508
Yes, she also has a Daughter picrel. She'll probably delete this because she doesn't like her being posted on here.

>>27103
That's fine. I need a Switch buddy.

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>>27508
Yes, she also has a Daughter picrel. She'll probably delete this because she doesn't like her being posted on here.

>>27585
Let's be honest, that is Ashley's husband.

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>>27071

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Holy shit I found this from the tastyfish site after looking at programming bullshit on the innanet, just clicked the link icum.to like "lol wtf is this" and immediately recognized ashley jones from 8chan like 10 years ago. This is wild dude, what have I missed? I used to go on the 8chan board every now and then until that stopped being a thing, I'm in shock that this is still a thing

>immediately recognized ashley jones from 8chan like 10 years ago.
yeah it's cause she looks the exact same r-right? right???? she still looks 15 right?

Read the catalog, faggot.

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>>27749
hey bro, also a newfag here but I can already say this is goldmine, sit back and relax, watch some of the videos, you're in for a ride

>>27749
This image is a perfect example showing why carpet is shit

>>27753
something tells me you might be the guy who made the anti carpet thread

>>27752
>>27755
I love that there's lore on this board already

>>27749
welcome back, I recommend firstly to check out her videos on her peertube instance https://videos.icum.to/home
and then visit her website for umm, some... interesting ideas

>>27753
kys

>>27757
I watched the trailer to the tiktok tranny movie thing which was actually really funny, 4 minutes into the incest drama vid now and I'm totally hooked

>>27750
Yes, Ashley, you're still pretty... sshhh nobody tell her

>>27755
Hey, I made that thread. I stand by my opinion 100%. Carpet is the worst.

>>27750
>>27759
I was never attracted to her back then or anything I just thought the whole orbiter thing was so awesome, she looks way better now tho for sure

also hard floors are annoying because they appear dirtier way quicker and you get like whatever is on the floor stuck to your feet which is annoying. With carpet you can get away with just vacuuming and not cleaning as often but you do have to take more care of it in some ways also. It can get pretty nasty after a while but you can just replace it after a few years anyway, my 2c for what its worth

>>27759
okay now I've read through some of the carpet hate thread and I have to say some great points have been raised, I might come around on this whole carpet thing

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Are we talking about actual carpet or pussy hairs?

>>27763
I'm kinda into the downstairs carpet sometimes these days, depends on the person tho a lot of the time it can be a bit nasty

>>27749
I never paid much attention to Ashley back then, I was more into Boxxy tbh. I then was listening to edgegame thats where I found about tubgurl. I've been here for almost a year.

>>27749
Good to have you back, tubsister. Since you're a born-again newfag, I'll merge this thread with the newfag thread. 
>what have I missed?
TLDR; I believe in reptilians now.

>>27765
Kek I accidentally majorly triggered that guy. But I did tell him about Peertube and he posts his videos on his own Peertube now.

Bump

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>>27760
>she looks way better now tho for sure
she is still adorable

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Newfag here. Found this site via a webm shared on /wsg/. I'm in a weird state of euphoria at the current moment because Ashley looks like what I imagine my ex girlfriend would look like if she hadn't been molested.
TLDR; I think i'm schizophrenic and imagining this entire webpage.

>>28059
Post pic of your imaginary molested gf

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>>27769
she look like le anime waifu

>>28190
>inbred British Ashley

>>28191
aka Rose

so I'm a newfag?

>>28190
secks

>>27075 (OP) 
All new fags should be forced to participate in the tubgurl initiation. I don;t know what that is just yet because I just made it up but it should involve rectal suppositories and dancing to Tarzan Boy by Baltimora while wearing your Mom's panties.

>>28200
Jesus, it's like someone entered my mind and wrote my thoughts out word for word. This is perfect and any newfags must complete the official Tubby Hazing process.

>>28201
zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
wtf is this even real

>>28059
dang i wonder what ash would be like if unmolested

or unmolest(unmolest(ash))

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How old is she? Does she ever get old? Some of her videos, she's like that teenager girl-friend of yours.
 Others, she's like well in her 20s. Which. Is. It?

>>29169
I'm 17.

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ASHLEY JONES ASSTROLL PROJECTED INTO MY HOME WITH MY CHILRDEN AND FIGUREINES AND LOOKED AT MY PHYSICAL XMR SEED WALLET DEVICE KEEPER NECKLACE THING AND STOLE THE WORDS AND STOLE MY XMR AND I SAW HER DO IT IN MY DREAMS

SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE
WORDS YOU TOOK OFF COILED TWINE
GOAD, PROVOKE, FOR THE TOIL MINE
"TOAD, " YOU SPOKE, MY CURLED BRINE
"LOAD YOUR YOKE AND CEASE YOUR WHINE"
SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE

FUCK YOU SPACE STAR THEIF

>>29170
Woo hoo! You're almost legal.

>>29170
he asked what your age is, not what your shoe size is

>>29170
>>29175
he asked what your age is, not what your penis size is

>>29175
now this is epic!