/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Who the fuck is ashley jones, is this a joke I do not get? Is she even a real person? Did I overdose on something?

>>27071
Maybe it’s time for you to get off the shrooms.

>>27071
Heil!

Do you think Ashley is watching old VCR tapes right now?

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>>27100
Yep
to be more specific she is lying down on the futon like pic related and is watching the "Wesley Reese, age 6, Ballet" VCR tape she mentions in her room tour video

I know because she left her webcam on again

>>27101
KEK my word filter

>>27103
yeah... y-y-yeah, yeah I typed in a filtered word... yeah, yeah of course yep

>>27075 (OP) 
Finally we have a newfag thread and it only took us...2 years. They still wont use it though because newfags are retards.

>>27114
This the the realest shit I've ever read. Promote this tubby.

>>27071
>yeah uh drag those vines from over there towards the door we're making another hitler cunny photograph to convince retards on the internet that generative AI is real for some reason

Can I post about urbex?
Can I post about memory suppression technology?
Can I post about infrasonic weaponry?
Can I post about tickling women (not consensual)?
Can I post about physiognomy?
Can I post about speculative evolution?
Can I post about cobson (HWABAG)?

Does Ashley actually have a husband or is it a meme? I am too retarded to tell.

>>27508
Ashley is a kept woman, can't you tell?

Is it true that the person that has amassed the most (You)s by Ashley's 25th birthday will be the lucky one to take her virginity? Or is it just an urban legend?

>>27512
She's 34

>>27514
she still looks like a young boy so the estrogen from the hormone treatment must have slowed down the aging drastically

>>27512
Why would you even want to take her virginity, you chud? How do you think it will affect her comedy video making, huh? Think about the rest of us who's only smell of the Ashley pussy is in the videos she makes for us and we're smelling the .mpeg trying to get a sniff of that hairy one, alright buddo?

>>27517
God just imagine all that sweat and female juices mixed into her pussy hair...
You just know it's an aphrodisiac...
Deflowering her precious tomboyhood would be the greatest gift God could bestow upon a man.

>>27519
Ashley didn't shower her pussy hair for 3 days? Stop it you're making me horny

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>>27512
You're almost 10 years too late.

>>27522
if animal cock and tongue counted then there wouldn't be any virgin white girls, i'll be the first human

>>27522
>>27526
>Pugpilled

>>27526
there are no virgin white girls

>>27551
You don't know the power of my cock, it can turn a ran through pussy to a pristine unspoiled one. Such is its power

>>27569
No, it can not.

>>27570
Your coping and underestimation of my cock will not change reality.

>>27551
False, it's at like 25% in senior year of highschool IIRC

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>>27508
Yes, she also has a Daughter picrel. She'll probably delete this because she doesn't like her being posted on here.

>>27103
That's fine. I need a Switch buddy.

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>>27508
Yes, she also has a Daughter picrel. She'll probably delete this because she doesn't like her being posted on here.

>>27585
Let's be honest, that is Ashley's husband.

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>>27071

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Holy shit I found this from the tastyfish site after looking at programming bullshit on the innanet, just clicked the link icum.to like "lol wtf is this" and immediately recognized ashley jones from 8chan like 10 years ago. This is wild dude, what have I missed? I used to go on the 8chan board every now and then until that stopped being a thing, I'm in shock that this is still a thing

>immediately recognized ashley jones from 8chan like 10 years ago.
yeah it's cause she looks the exact same r-right? right???? she still looks 15 right?

Read the catalog, faggot.

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>>27749
hey bro, also a newfag here but I can already say this is goldmine, sit back and relax, watch some of the videos, you're in for a ride

>>27749
This image is a perfect example showing why carpet is shit

>>27753
something tells me you might be the guy who made the anti carpet thread

>>27752
>>27755
I love that there's lore on this board already

>>27749
welcome back, I recommend firstly to check out her videos on her peertube instance https://videos.icum.to/home
and then visit her website for umm, some... interesting ideas

>>27753
kys

>>27757
I watched the trailer to the tiktok tranny movie thing which was actually really funny, 4 minutes into the incest drama vid now and I'm totally hooked

>>27750
Yes, Ashley, you're still pretty... sshhh nobody tell her

>>27755
Hey, I made that thread. I stand by my opinion 100%. Carpet is the worst.

>>27750
>>27759
I was never attracted to her back then or anything I just thought the whole orbiter thing was so awesome, she looks way better now tho for sure

also hard floors are annoying because they appear dirtier way quicker and you get like whatever is on the floor stuck to your feet which is annoying. With carpet you can get away with just vacuuming and not cleaning as often but you do have to take more care of it in some ways also. It can get pretty nasty after a while but you can just replace it after a few years anyway, my 2c for what its worth

>>27759
okay now I've read through some of the carpet hate thread and I have to say some great points have been raised, I might come around on this whole carpet thing

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Are we talking about actual carpet or pussy hairs?

>>27763
I'm kinda into the downstairs carpet sometimes these days, depends on the person tho a lot of the time it can be a bit nasty

>>27749
I never paid much attention to Ashley back then, I was more into Boxxy tbh. I then was listening to edgegame thats where I found about tubgurl. I've been here for almost a year.

>>27749
Good to have you back, tubsister. Since you're a born-again newfag, I'll merge this thread with the newfag thread. 
>what have I missed?
TLDR; I believe in reptilians now.

>>27765
Kek I accidentally majorly triggered that guy. But I did tell him about Peertube and he posts his videos on his own Peertube now.

Bump

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>>27760
>she looks way better now tho for sure
she is still adorable

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Newfag here. Found this site via a webm shared on /wsg/. I'm in a weird state of euphoria at the current moment because Ashley looks like what I imagine my ex girlfriend would look like if she hadn't been molested.
TLDR; I think i'm schizophrenic and imagining this entire webpage.

>>28059
Post pic of your imaginary molested gf

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>>27769
she look like le anime waifu

>>28190
>inbred British Ashley

>>28191
aka Rose

so I'm a newfag?

>>28190
secks

>>27075 (OP) 
All new fags should be forced to participate in the tubgurl initiation. I don;t know what that is just yet because I just made it up but it should involve rectal suppositories and dancing to Tarzan Boy by Baltimora while wearing your Mom's panties.

>>28200
Jesus, it's like someone entered my mind and wrote my thoughts out word for word. This is perfect and any newfags must complete the official Tubby Hazing process.

>>28201
zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
wtf is this even real

>>28059
dang i wonder what ash would be like if unmolested

or unmolest(unmolest(ash))

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How old is she? Does she ever get old? Some of her videos, she's like that teenager girl-friend of yours.
 Others, she's like well in her 20s. Which. Is. It?

>>29169
I'm 17.

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ASHLEY JONES ASSTROLL PROJECTED INTO MY HOME WITH MY CHILRDEN AND FIGUREINES AND LOOKED AT MY PHYSICAL XMR SEED WALLET DEVICE KEEPER NECKLACE THING AND STOLE THE WORDS AND STOLE MY XMR AND I SAW HER DO IT IN MY DREAMS

SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE
WORDS YOU TOOK OFF COILED TWINE
GOAD, PROVOKE, FOR THE TOIL MINE
"TOAD, " YOU SPOKE, MY CURLED BRINE
"LOAD YOUR YOKE AND CEASE YOUR WHINE"
SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE

FUCK YOU SPACE STAR THEIF

>>29170
Woo hoo! You're almost legal.

>>29170
he asked what your age is, not what your shoe size is

>>29170
>>29175
he asked what your age is, not what your penis size is

>>29175
now this is epic!

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hi ashley,
i just found your web page today, and i have to admit
that your film " tik tok tranny", is a very cleverr work.
every in this is great, and such a good analysis of social-médias. you are such a smart woman. And a great performr, tosh-hoe awards was a perfect satire, and cooking with ashley ..  you made the perfect parody of that kind of silly content, the oven gags was hilarious.
i'm going to follow your works for sure.
you deserve respect madame.
greeting from france.

>>33771
Thanks for creating a whole new thread just to say this.

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have a nice day....

>>33771
Get a load of this filthy fucking snail eater

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>>33782
No wonder this board has gotten a bit french lately.

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we also eat frogs legs.... délicious

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=mKAQlmolcE8

Bon Appétit

>>33771
Mon ami, you've just walked into pigalle, and are now courting the gypsy Carmen, make a U-turn at the next exit, s'il vous plaît.

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>>33800
et oui mon ami, et voilà...
i also picked my  feet in Poughkeepsie

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>>33801
Well popeye. I hope you enjoy Ashley like we all do, cause she doesn't shave and bathe that often. Just like your women.

is this boxxy's child?

>>34002
know this is patrick

hi
- Name

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How does she pay the bills?  Who owns the BIG house she lives in?  Where are her parents (dead?)?

>>37215
>How does she pay the bills?
I don't use Windows nor watch movies with Bill Murray in them, so I don't pay any Bills.
>Who owns the BIG house she lives in? 
The family who is unaware I have been residing in their house and only come out when they leave.
>Where are her parents (dead?)?
Yes, they are dead and thus probably are in purgatory.

>>37227
Excuse me, but could you please explain to us as to why weren't we invited to their funeral?

>>37227
>disliking bill murray
you don't even watch his movies? what did he ever do to you?

>>37231
I liked him in Kingpin but other than that he plays the same mopey fuck in all of his movies.

>>37234
I thought you liked mopey fucks.

>>37235
Only in my ass.

>>37236
Did you know that Bill Murray actually bowled the three strikes in a row during the final scene of Kingpin? I think the only reason you like Bill Murray in Kingpin is because you like it when the bad boy wins in the end.

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Shitter was full. May we have another music thread, your majesty?

>>37238
I remember reading about that. Reminds of The Hustler where Jackie Gleason was an excellent pool player whereas Paul Newman barely played and  spent many hours practicing to reach his skill level. Both actors made over 90% pool shots in that film.

>>37240
Have you ever seen the new show skit of the hustler?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FDFfBJpdvZY

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Where's ashley going in life?  She's nearly 30 years old and she's still an unmarried neet.  How long can she keep this up.  At some point she VILL have to get married, get pregnant and become a housewife or something.  And then what will happen to all of her online platforms (website, peertube, and tubbgurl)?  SHe's still acting as if she's 20 yo or something.

>>37365
Why does it matter to you where she is going in life? Are you going to define it for her? Before asking where she is going, consider where your own certainty comes from.

>>37365
Is picrel supposed to be Ashley? Looks like she's going to the beach. The girl on the right looks more like Ashley than the one in the center.

>>37365
She's doing what she wants, as long as it's healthy and not self-destructing like drinking and doing drugs like what most NEETs fall into. But Ashley is straight edge so that's completely out of the equation. I just wish she made friends or found a partner IRL who shares the same interests as her. We are social creatures and need some human interactivity. Being isolated for a long period can take a toll on your mental health. 

Thanks for extending the Halloween theme by the way, Ashley. <3

>>37365
She already said she doesn’t want to get married.

>>37371
That’s one of the reasons why we have this board for.

>>37365
>what will happen to all of her online platforms (website, peertube, and tubbgurl)? 
She'll give the logins to her server to me. I will be her successor.
>SHe's still acting as if she's 20 yo or something.
1) How many 20-year-olds do you know that are as based as she is?
2) Judging from her online persona, she's a hell of a lot better than people in their 30s and 40s. What more do you want from her?

Look anon, for all we know, she could be working as a car mechanic or working at her local Mexican restaurant dealing with IT stuff. She could also be married or, by the very least, in a serious committed relationship.
Or, maybe not, maybe she's claiming disability checks, she would rather be single for the rest of her life.

Calm your horses, man, read this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction

>>37371
>I just wish she made friends or found a partner IRL who shares the same interests as her. We are social creatures and need some human interactivity.
Respectfully, I disagree. She might have friends or a partner IRL. She's definitely not going to tell us about it. And even if she is going to be alone, all by herself living in the middle of nowhere, so long as she's not harming anyone, she doesn't need to fulfil a certain milestone.
>Being isolated for a long period can take a toll on your mental health. 
Not necessarily. If you have nothing better to do, then sure you're going to compensate the lack of direction by looking for people to fill the gap, but if you have things to do, then you're going to be too busy focusing on those goals.

>>37379
As long as she's OK about it, not everyone is a social butterfly. I went through a phase many years ago where I hated people and wanted to be alone but after awhile it got depressing so I had to change my attitude and be more outgoing. Moving to another environment, if given the opportunity, can help too. I was miserable living with my parents only because I was stuck in a city I truly despised and avoided going out since I didn't want to run into anyone from high school but when I got a job offer in another city it lightened my spirits and I was able to move out and meet new people and have more opportunities available.

>she's still an unmarried neet
>she VILL have to get married
>I just wish she made friends or found a partner IRL
>She could also be married
Ctrl+f her columns for 'husband' and you have your answer..
>https://dukenukemis.cool/about-me/
>Sexuality: Straight taken. Lesbian single.
Its absurd to think a pretty female is unable to find a partner. Women cant be lonely but judging by ashleys website I dont think shes lonely or single.
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-likes-and-dislikes/
>Dislikes
>Socializing
Lonely people want to socialize.

We cant accurately assume her life or know what shes doing on a daily basis.

>>37383
>Ctrl+f her columns for 'husband' and you have your answer..
When I said "she could also be married" I meant to an actual human being (you know, real life), not a video game character.

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>>37402
Good.

>>37379
>She's definitely not going to tell us about it.
She has repeatedly stated that she's married. People just giga cope and desperately want to believe that she's talking about a "husbando" cartoon character.

>>37410
#MeToo #BelieveWomen

Can someone puh-lease tell me about the pumpkin seeds?

>>37413
If you swallow them they will grow into pumpkins in your stomach.

>>37449
is that what happens when you swallow cum?

>>37402
That's a relief.

I hate Ashely.  She's a perfect girl, yet she's unreachable.  Imagine all the fun, and ecstacy I could give her.  Yet she's in her room of her teenage years, 27 yo, rotting away.  That possuy, is rotting away.  What could've been

>>37527
Are you telling me Ashley has a dead cat? I thought I was the only one. We really are purrfect for each other.

>>37527
Some other man is doing to her what you want to do to her. Wake up, faggot.

>>37527
SIMP!

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>>37527
>I hate Ashely.
same
>She's a perfect girl
doesn't exist
>yet she's unreachable.
it's easy to reach girls when they don't think you're a freak
>Imagine all the fun, and ecstacy I could give her.
yeah I'm sure she's really missing out
>Yet she's in her room of her teenage years, 27 yo, rotting away.
yeah you can really tell what her daily life is like from a 20 minute video every 2 months
>That possuy, is rotting away.
imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
>What could've been
it couldn't have

reject egirls, embrace nubian queens

>>37531
>Some other man is doing to her what you want to do to her.
Posting about her on the board?

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>>37527
>implying
Not to shatter your dreams or anything, but picrel

>>37535
DELET THIS

>>37535
Dick pills. Derrick. Sounds like a party. Your not telling us anything we dont already know. You think thecum and bukake were sex jokes. Ashleys a goo girl and her hubbys a pedo.

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>>37533
reject mammy, embrace egyptian queen

>>37535
I bet she's had so many huge loads blown on/in her

based

>>37552
That's why she goes to Dollar Tree so often

>>37556
you have your own thread, you should stay there >>36808

>>37533
>imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
is ashlye getting plapped out on the regular?