/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>17612 (OP) 
Dear Ashley,

I thought you were an altar boy. Now that I know you are a girl, I'll never approach you at the grocery store again. You seemed pretty young for a 9th grader.

-- Reverend Brian Schnoor --

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>>17612 (OP) 
Loved the cheese sticks vid, a real keeper. Thanks for a great night.

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>>17612 (OP) 
Petition to buy this car for Ashley. Though I'm still not sure she can reach the pedals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfSS0ZXYdo

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>>17615
Yeah, she could also get a kei car like the honda beat.

>>17612 (OP) 
Thanks for hosting the movie and the new vid. Your new haircut looks cute. Tonight was a fun night.

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>>17616
Another popular choice. I could carry her around in that. Or she could leash her pugs to pull her around town like Santa and his reindeers.
Also, Ashley, I haven't seen Bakshi's Lord of the Rings. How bout that movie next time?

>>17612 (OP) 
thankyou soo much for the surprise video, i havent had such a pleasant surprise since my aunt took off her pants and asked me to solve her crossword puzzle at last year's family christmas get together

but fr, what a fun time. tbh I didnt think i would enjoy the beavis n butthead movie that much but to my surprise I genuinely did 
also shoutout to Jon Davis of the rock band Korn for taking time out his bussy schedule to join us and his wife.

>>17615
kek

are cheeses sticks supposed to be eaten  warm or cold?

>>17638
warm, but they're also delicious when they cool down and the cheese hardens a bit, kinda like leftover pizza

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Based and cheesepilled

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Yeah Ashley, I know about those expectation vs. reality pictures.

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The Ash is so cute she should be illegal

>>17646
>she should be illegal
She was for 17 years ;)

>>17647
It's only illegal if you get caught

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>>17647
17 years, 364days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds to be exact, heh, heh.

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Where we guys would’ve been 7 years ago. Either the loony bin or the chain gang.

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Great review.

>>17612 (OP) 
I'm gonna invade your bed for some sugar and drop into your mouth.

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I think this vehicle is the best choice for Ashley.

>>17643
lol
>>17646
Seabee did you cream your grey sweatpants when Ashley referenced you?

>>17656
Every time I watch that movie I imagine that one bitchy nurse getting held down and nakadashi'd by all the schizos until she is completely mentally broken from all their magical creamies.

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>>17675
Here’s another possibility.

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>>17676
Hey everyone, Im Ashley's driver she hired from Craiglist AMA




actually nevermind, i dont have time to answer any questions.
Ashley wants me to drive her to the grocery store again so she can pickup another extra large jar of peanut butter. She goes thru at least 3 jars a week of that stuff, which is strange because Ive never seen her eat anything with peanut butter on it. 
Ashley is always really happy when I drop her back at her and Jonathan's 16 room mansion with a fresh jar of peanut butter, so thats nice.

>>17679
She doesn’t look happy. Clearly you’re a terrible driver who gives her a hard time. I feel bad for her.

>>17640
kinda like women

>>17667
probably what she uses to roam around the grocery store with BCL (BasedCraigslistLady)

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You guys think she's big enough for this ride?

>>17689
its backwards

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>>17693

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>>17668
No, Anon, I didn't  cream in my sweatpants when Ashley referenced me because it's old hat and I'm used to her references.
Ashley told me some time ago that she'll use certain signs such as rubbing her nose or touching her lips or chin when she does a video to let me know that she's thinking of me and letting me know that she wishes that I was there with her.

>>17714
Seabee this is the only sign she is sending you

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>>17716
https://youtu.be/-4AtBBVZ73U

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I've been told my breath is rotten, you guys think I have a chance with Ashley?

>>17755
If you’re willing to eat her hooha to give you tuna breath then yes.

>>17716
Can't believe ashley flipped off all of her fans

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>>17755

>>17716
That finger is go inside your anus, so it's still gay.

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ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE
ASHLEY STILL LOVES PEPE

>>17612 (OP) 
i love seeing ashley being herself

>>17835
if she eats enough vegetables she will turn green just like pepe

>>17841
She looks especially submissive and breedable in this video.

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>marinara sauce looks like ground up Meatwad
This is meatwad if you skinned him.

>>18048
Oh wow, I never noticed they're structurally the same. 
>Meatwad gets the honey C!

>>17755
Knowing how Ashley operates, this somehow increases the likelyhood of getting with her anon

Ashley, would you do a Panda Express food review with your pugs?

Ashley, would you do me at Panda Express?

>>28090
I have one recorded but I have to re-edit it which means I have to waste an hour of my time rewatching me eat egg rolls. It's not as fun as watching me eat egg rolls in reverse, which looks like I'm making a delicious meal with just my mouth and the delicious contents of my stomach.

>>28096
Can you babybird me an egg roll, mommy? 

Mmmm... mommy's kisses taste like duck sauce.

>>28098
mommy's kisses taste like dick sauce

>>28096
Talking about the significance of an hour of your time, right, the significance of an hour of your time. So when you think about it, there is great significance of an hour of your time, and there is such great significance of an hour of your time...

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>>28096
Your fortune cookie message: "Post your food review video. Great fortune is coming your way." Well maybe. No guarantee.

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>>28122
Damn if you don't sound like Kamala Harris spewing out one of her famous  word salads. Is that what you were going for?

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>>28124

>>28124
Come to think of it, Kamala can be a great philosopher. I especially like the one "I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been". This should be her campaign slogan.

>>28096
ASHLEY please upload the video unedited in reverse!! I will CUM!!!!

>>28124
Kamala Harris is braver than any soilder #girlbossthings

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>>28096
Ashley you have to make the video now, you cant block this anons cum! >>28128
cum blockage poses a very serious health risk!

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>>28133
Give her time to recharge

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>>28135
let her recharge??!?
why?
why should we let her lie down there and bathe in the fumes of her own egg roll infused farts, looking so fucking smug with her fancy but surprisingly classy black with white polka dotted top, all the meanwhile this poor anon >>28128 is STILL suffering from CUM blockage?

FUCK



THAT




SHIT






NIGGA








NO!
I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!!

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>>28139
If Ash looked anymore seductive and sultry in your pic, she'd be illegal.

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>>28139
>>28141

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>>28132
Kamala Harris explains what is cloud computing.

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>>28096
>>28128
Ashley speaking Russian and in reverse.

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>>28151
Ashley teabagging.

>>28152
Ashley teabagging a hairless scrotum.

>>28142
https://txxx.com/videos/381707/annabel-chong-covered-with-cum/

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>>28150
Her head is in the cloud. I hate when idiots talk to you like you're a child. Nothing else makes me want to commit homicide more than this.

>>28155
>>28142
Heh.
3.5 hours:
https://spankbang.com/5f3tj/video/annabel+chong+gangbang+record

>>28156
How dare you make fun of Kamala Harris. Do you want to get banned?

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>>28159
Ban me, ban me
They ought to take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Kamala wouldn't weep for me

>>28151
Your Tourette's is too cute.

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I LUV POSTING ON THE INTERNETWORKS
I LUV HOSTINGS THAT SERVE L33T WORKS
I LUV JANNIES, DESERVE NEET PERKS
I LUV BANNIES, HAMMER IS NEAR PERF'

>>28151
Get a petcam for your banditos and use the footage to make a video from their pov of you feeding them

>>28151
Mentally ill girl makes cheesestick from dog's stomach contents.

>>28151
why does this seem like a very normal thing she would do?

>>28122
>>28124
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637193/Harris-points-significance-passage-time-four-times-touting-high-speed-internet.html