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Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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>>3347
Ive always called it Bob-omb

Here is another Mandela Effect
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this one freaks me out the most
Was it 'Niggers tongue my anus' or 'Nigger tongues my anus'?
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>>3380
Niggers. Because not one nigger is spared when tonguing my anus.
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Shameless re-post

also with the Chic-fil-a sign. The entire add campaign with the cows misspelling words was a play on the sign not being spell correctly.

https://voca.ro/13PWP8mkY64m
>>3464
moreover, the "A" at the end was lower case. And the C in chick dint used to have chicken parts it was just a normal C.
Chick-fil-A has had the same logo for decades. Nothing has changed. I know because I've been going to the same one for three decades at the mall. It's never been renovated.
>>3464
I confidently remember Chic-fil-a. I'll listen to the vocaroo later today, surely there's some interesting commentary in there.
>>3464
Was it 'niggers are smelly' or 'niggers be smelly'?

I'll have to listen to your self-aggrandizing bullshit after I go back and listen to the older ones which I have to first go back and listen to the ones before that
Mandela effect is such retarded bullshit. I can't believe we went from discussing actual things like reptilians and the soul trap reincarnation matrix to this utter nonsense. Remember when /ashieyj/ was good? Btw, I remember it used to be spelled /ashleyj/ with an L, not an I. Must be the Mandela effect.
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>>3464
These are comfy and always spark some interesting discussion. Thank you for making a positive contribution to this board
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>>3347
Yup, as a kid I always called it Bomb-om; that was just because I was reading it wrong and thought it would have bomb in the name since it was a bomb.....
It wasn't into my late teenage years that I finally realized it was b-o-b, bob-omb, and not bomb-om...
At least going back to 1987 the name was listed as "Bob Omb" in the ending credits for Mario 2. As with most of the mandella effect stuff it's probably just a misconception derivative of local colloquialisms and cultures. You'll also notice most mandella effect suppositions typically revolve around subject matter that predates the internet. Perhaps because it's a time in living memory before we had the vast wealth of knowledge of the internet to serve as a ledger for inane details. Perhaps that ledger is making our memory dogshit.
Once a neighbor of mine that I became close friends with decided to throw a birthday party for me. Fireworks, drinking, etc. Things got crazy. Long story short, we got drunk, he stumbled into me, and we crashed though the railing of a balcony. A month or so later he told me he thinks we died and were shifted into some alternative dimension because he never remembered JFK's brother-in-law Peter Lawford being in the Rat Pack. That was really my only experience with mandella effect. I never listened to the Rat Pack or anything so I have no clue.

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>>3477
I like talking about the reptillian/demon matrix moon souls as much as the next guy and I don't have anything to say about the Manelda affect but that guys vocaroos are pretty nice to listen too and am looking forward to the next one he does. It's a lot better than the discord drama and hornyposters
>>3477
and perhaps you could stop being such a contentious little bitch nigger?
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>>3536
You might misunderstand what makes the Mandela Effect unique. Mass amounts of people remember something a different way than what said effect is in our current timeline. Bad example, but say a lot of people remember "Tonka Trunks" as "Toonka Trucks", but every piece of media, new and old, refers to it as the "new" way people don't recall, Tonka Trucks. It's a speculated timeline shift that only certain people remember.
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>>3570
her attention is not enough
i need to fight g*d
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>>3574
You think you could survive three stages of hell with the King of Kings? I bet you couldn't even go over Zach Gowen in a handicap ladder match, punk.
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>>3572
How many upvotes on a
Reddit post does it take to make it a true Mandela effect?
>>3576
Who said anything about surviving, pussy?
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Ashlilly, History, and random stuff.
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Ashlilly, history and random stuff and Vocaroo link.

https://voca.ro/1fZt11q49m6Q
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>>3762
The skull thing freaks me out, there's no way. I'm not going to check for myself because that would hurt kek. About the internal monologue, basic thoughts like "I need to use the bathroom" or "I'm hungry" must take place. These people don't even think something basic like, "I have to pee"? This study pool had to be pretty small to get such a high number of people who don't have an internal monologue. Maybe the study was skewed somehow, it happens all t he time. I'm not saying it's not true, maybe it is, it's just hard to believe that many people don't have an internal monologue. How do they survive without some sort of small monologue? I agree, I think most of us talk to ourselves. Or at least I talk to myself mentally, but not out loud.

I agree with what you say towards the end. These parties, teams, sides are all created to divide us. I think it's an us vs them world. Us, the people, versus them, the billionaires, world controllers, reptilians, whatever you think those people are. They can sit back and relax and watch us every day people fight each other over small things that really shouldn't divide us. If you think about it, a lot of people get too into politics. What do they do about it, though? Nothing, they just absorb the media, get outraged, rant, and get angry at people who don't agree with them. Maybe they'll vote, but that system is broken because the people who create it always manipulate everything. At the end of the day we are all people, I hope more people recognize this and don't let the divisive tactics work on them.

Picrel ashley sucking on a muslim mommy
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>>3762
Just to touch on a few items you mentioned.

I could say that black and white colors for cars are popular because people couldn't make up their mind as to what color their car should be so they took the easy way out but that wouldn't be true. Black is a popular car color because black represents elegance and luxury as well as stealth and speed.

The color white and its variants for cars is popular because white has a classic timeless appeal and it never goes out of style.Even white bathroom fixtures such as tubs and toilets never go out of style but fixtures of different colors come and go and their popularity lasts only a few years.

There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself, it's when you start answering yourself or arguing with yourself that you should realize that you have a problem and seek help. Good post Anon.
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>>3770
my dad used to say that about once you start answering your own questions. My rule is once you start doing it when other people are around, thats when it becomes a problem.
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I DREAM OF ASHLEY

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>>4127
>dreaming of ashley
Damn anon, first time listening to your vocaroos but are you doing okay? You might want to take a break from this place if it's affecting you this much, caring about a random online woman is not so different than being a weeb, the slippery slope is real be careful.

>mormon gf selection
What kind of weird shit is that? They try to buy you into their ranks with women?
You did good, stay away
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>>4127
>tfw no ashley gf to rape you
I've had a sex dream about my mom, one of the weirdest and repulsive dreams ever, and it makes you question yourself. It wasn't a pleasant sex dream, sometimes in dreams you just watch what happens. In some dreams I completely lack control of myself and do things I would never do in real life, such as be unreasonably angry or confrontational to someone. Good on you for recovering and having the confidence to stay that way. The demons, entities, what-have-you work through dreams and it was probably a temptation to make you want to start using again. The Mormons have a huge database on people, I wonder what they have written down about you.
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>>4130
>>4138
thanks for listening, i do enjoy making them and it is good to know someone is clicking on them..ya, im fine i really think it was from watching tic tok tranny video where she does sexual stuff and it was bouncing around in my subconscious.
sex dream about mom..i might have that beat. i had a gay dream about my best friend..it wasnt sex but we were snuggled in bed..it was unsettling. i begged God not to have him come by my house that day..but of course troll God cant miss an opportunity like that..i have heard that sex dreams are not always about sex but are about having a closeness with someone..at the end of the day it is just a dream.
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>>4127
Hope your doing well in your addiction recovery, dreaming about never touching that shit again is a great sign! Stay clean.

I think your thinking too much about who records who. They probably just whip out their phone and start recording, not thinking bout any consequences.
Your knock on the door made me immediately glance of at my door! Remember those prank webms were ppl would ad a door SFX at random time, holy fuck did I hate those
Speaking of being recognized, you do sound like a guy that I watched many years ago on YT, he often like to just get on and record himself talking about various things. The only video I remember was a topic about Call of Duty and something about greed. It was many, many years ago. Wouldnt it be funny if it were you!

You ever done VA for any mods? I can easily imagine your voice in like a Fallout mod, on one of the radio stations that you can tune into on your PipeBoy
Merry Christmas to you as well.


Related.
I had my very first ever dream about Ashley this morning.

She was wearing what she wore in her last vlog and was in my kitchen. The details are a bit hazy but I think she was doing some collab cooking show with another person.
I dont remember who that person was.
When I woke from it in the middle of the night, i couldn't think clearly at all and couldnt figure out if it were a real dream I had or she had just posted some sort of cooking related video somewhere online and I was remembering that.
I went back to sleep, thinking I will just wake up and check the board to get my answer...
That didnt last long.
When I woke up again my entire body was aching, I was shivering and had a massive headache. Then, the coughing began.
Long story short I did a covid test and tested positive for it...

Yep, thanks to FUCKING Covid of all things (and well, we all know what her thoughts on that are) I had my very first Ashley dream.
What a doggy dog world.
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>>4154
I just finished reading an article in the Epoch Times that stated that a lot of people needing blood due to facing an operation or whatever are requesting blood from people who are unvaxxed. I don't know how to determine if a person is vaxxed or unvaxxed though. To think I give blood and all I get is a glass of juice. Next time I might entertain asking for maybe $200 a pint. Let the bidding begin.
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>>4155
If your vaxxed you get it documented in some form of official government document.

The cookies you get for giving blood are pretty tasty though, sometimes they even give muffins.
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>>4156
Crap, I never get a muffin. I'll have to change my blood donor location.
I cant fucking believe it.

I dreamed of ashley as well, right after posting this >>4130

How is it possible that we dreamed of her on the same night >>4154 ?
Did listening to someone describing their ashley dream affect us somehow? If this is how little it takes to psy op someone it's scary.
I'm not gonna describe my ashley dream, it wasn't a horny one.

If I have to stay true to my words I should leave this place for a while‎, I will try to

>>4152 your voice makes a good psy op, gj radio anon
I had another dream about her after recently watching her movie half way through. Ashley was working with some YouTuber who wanted her involvement in some web series that was one of those fake reality show sitcoms and Ashley was going to be working with a troupe of other internet famous comedians. It was like the show Community but they only interacted with one another on a Zoom call. A camera man would follow her around and she did interviews like on all NBC sitcoms about the random Vine videos she made. Ashley started taking acting lessons and her costars became jealous of her because she quickly stole the show with her method acting. One of her female costars who was Cecily Strong from SNL for some reason boasted about having a celebrity stalker. So not to be outdone, Ashley had contacted me and told me to come see her but I accidentally walked in during filming to talk to her and since it was a reality tv show, I didn't realize they were filming. It was like the show To Catch a Predator but Ashley would try to shoo me away and plug her ears and say I'm not really there like a schizo but then tell me not to go when I was leaving and it was confusing. They couldn't reshoot anything so I was just kept in the show but not given a credit and people kept asking in the comments what's going on and who is that guy because of her weird behavior towards me and the mystery memed us to internet celebrity status. I was added to the show but in the intro, I still had no name. It just said featuring and showed my face. I was sleeping on her couch in the background of her interviews. I was in her shower and she came into the bathroom to talk to herself in the mirror but she was really talking to me because that's the only privacy we had. We were being investigated by the FBI because of our crypto and episodes of the show were being used as evidence but that only made the show blow up even more. The FBI agent wanted her autograph but I told her not to sign anything without a lawyer present. Ashley's dad didn't want me shacking up with his daughter because I was a nobody. Ashley told me she liked me but she was waiting on some guy she met over the internet but that guy was me and she didn't know because she somehow catfished herself. Ashley was dipping McDonald's french fries into peanut butter and eating them and it became their new dipping sauce and all the Rick and Morty fans freaked out again.
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yo based
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looooooooool so funny
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I was looking for NES games and saw this. Predictive programming. Made to appear like two towers, an aircraft next to the towers.
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>>6099
ya if you watch the history channel shows about the pentagon and WTC they both talk about people flying airplanes into the buildings. One would be suspicious but both. Also anyone notice that Quija boards are now spelled Ouiga. Everyone knows next to Z and X, Q is the most evil letter.
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>>6129
>Quija boards are now spelled Ouiga
I looked it up and didn't find what you're talking about.
>>6099
>>6129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg43AkD1z64
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>>6147
reminds me of when me and my brother played Ace Combat 4 right after 9/11 happened and we tried recreating it by flying jets into buildings.
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>>6158
based
>>3347 (OP) 
Heheheheh.
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