/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Oh god you can't see the red text in the OP with the christmas theme. Oops. ASHLEY GET OUT STAY OUT THIS THREAD IS A PRIVATE NON-ASHLEY THREAD

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OK guys now that Ashley is gone here's what we're going to do. It's a week until Christmas, which gives us just enough time to make her a nice card.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Download the latest image of the Christmas card. You can see that I've already added my message to the card down in the corner.

2. Add your well wishes for Ashley to the card. Be respectful of other ashlings and don't take up all the room.

3. Upload your signed card for the next anon to download.

I know "signing" a Christmas card without namefagging is difficult but let's try and not do it. After all this is just for fun and if you really want to send ash a message that she knows is from you, you can just email her. Plz no drama it's Christmas.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ASHLINGS!!! LET'S MAKE THIS CARD AWESOME FOR ASHLEY!!!!!

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>>4025

PSA: if there are any technology retards who can't edit the image you can just post your image and message and a kind anon will probably add it for you

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Aww I thought we were going to talk about how much we hate her. Oh well, I signed but how come no one else put their name?

>>4031
see spoilertext in >>4025 but whatever though let's not make a big deal out of it.

while we're at this we should pool our money together and get her a subscription to Dollar Shave Club™

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>>4032
okay I fixed it

>>4034
lmao good job steve. I mean anon.

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here ya go

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This is a great idea!
added too it

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this is much better than giving her money

Too bad no young fans of Chester's art TV show has signed it

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>>4060
I was actually going to do something Chester related but instead decided to keep forcing this dumb meme down everyone's throat. Happy holidays, friends.

since ashley is not reading this

What will happen to her once she will hit the wall and won't get the attention from simps online?
She mentions money so much it's obvious that she's not economically in a good position. She wont be able to land a good job as it only takes a google search to know what she's doing.
What do you think anons? Is she going to be some kind of less smart terry davis, sperging online while being homeless with her mental health slowly draining?
Is it gonna be meme worthy?

>>4025
>Plz no drama it's Christmas
Oops I just read this

>>4071
Just sign the card, seetheanon.

>>4071
>She mentions money so much it's obvious that she's not economically in a good position.
Please provide examples of where you're getting this, because that's not the impression I've gotten at all. if anything it's the opposite because she's clearly not worried about being "caught" by an employer.
If you're talking about the 10 seconds at the end of a video where she puts her monero address, that's a stretch dude. most of the anons here have admitted to not being able to "figure out" how crypto works so I strongly doubt she's received more than maybe a couple hundred bucks since she's been back. what is that, like $50 a month? lol. lmao even.
>no paypal
>no venmo
>no patreon
>no cashapp
>no onlyfans
I mean come on. if anything the interesting take here should be that she ISN'T constantly talking about money. she clearly doesn't care. and she had the balls to make a full length movie taking this piss out of trannies. yeah, I'm thinking based.
>inb4 hope she reads this bro
I don't give a fuck if she does or not, this is my actual opinion.
>>4072
>>4073
I know I shouldn't have engaged but bruh you know I've got to whiteknight for my girl fr.
LET'S JUST GET BACK TO SIGNING THE CARD.

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Had to do it and it needed to be done.

>>4075
kek took me a minute

>>4071
>>4072
>>4073
>>4074
cringe

>>4074

Ashley wasn't supposed to be in this thread

>>4071
Then I'll just have to give up on my dreams and waste my life slaving away down at the meatball factory to provide for her so she can chase hers. Never mind, that is my dream actually. I guess I'll have to cook dinner for her too. And she'll say, "Aw jeez, meatballs again?!" And I'll tell her I made these meatballs myself, they're practically homemade except I made them down at the meatball factory.

>>4081
based

this is my first post here ever so i won't sign but wanna say this is a really good idea, anon. how sweet of you

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>>4081
>"Aw jeez, meatballs again?!"

Maybe that's why she became a vegetarian.

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>>4087
Welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay anon, sign the card anytime

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>>4087
How did you happen to find us?

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>>4087
welcome anon, happy to have you

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>>4090
The poinsettia is gone….

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>>4092

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>>4092
>the poinsettia is gone
>we have a new poster on the board
it's working. hey >>4087 have you bought any houseplants lately?

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>>4087
Welcome, now sign the card.

Should we add more details to the card since nobody else is signing it?

>>4129
I'd give it another day or two. There's still some space left for anyone else to sign. If that's all, then we can add the finishing touches before submission.

>>4137
this sounds like a good plan. it needs to say something like "from everyone at /ashIeyj/" too

Can we make an official /ashleyj/ flag next? Might be cool

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I just want to say in case I die in the coming blizzard that I'm happy ash came back. I'll never know anyone as cool as her so this parasocial thing really means a lot to me. Thoughts of her bunions will keep me warm in the -37 degree wind chill.

A lil snow ain’t hurt nobody. If the interbitts go out though I’m roping

>>4159
Best be learning that Wim Hof Method.

>>4089
th.. thanks, you too
>>4090
by watching ashley j videos
>>4091
you're too kind
>>4094
i would never
>>4116
a man chooses
a slave obeys

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well no one else is signing I guess so I plopped a beanie baby in there

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>>4188
Here! Hopefully im not too late.

>>4192
That's the spirit!

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Merry Christmas everyone.

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>>4207
And Merry Christmas to you, Anon, and everyone.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kSyx6DaUwxA [Embed]

Happy Christmas Eve to all of Ashley’s little retards. I ended up not flying back home this year so you guys are the only family I’m spending it with. Let’s share a toast tonight. To Ashley and all of us here together. I wish you all the best of fortunes in a warm and bright new year.  Slange Var

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>>4212
Slainte! And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

merry christmas everyone
>>4023
when are we unveiling the card OP?

Well I'm assuming ash has seen it but maybe we should have a ceremony or sorts

Merry Christmas! 
>>4221
I agree. Maybe unveil it in a new thread?

>>4213

Is it just me or is Figment and Spyro the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Are they blood relations?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8jgIWVrDxuQ [Embed]
Merry  Christmas Ashley and /ashleyj/

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>>4236
I didn't know Figment existed until today. I don't think they are the same dragon. Figment clearly has jaundice. Spyro is just another forgotten child actor who is still coming to terms with the fact that they aren't cute anymore and are in the closet like Macaulay Culkin. The same fate that Ashley chose.

I think its time to present the card in a brand new thread yeah? OP wanna do the honours?

>>4245
on it

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It's that time of year again guys. Let's take advantage of this thread which is magically invisible to Ashley and make her something nice.

We did a nice card last year, but maybe we could do something else this year? Or another card?

Ideas anyone?

>>15823
Yes, Im up for it, she would love that.
A group card like last year is probably the simplest idea.

bumping for visibility

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hope not late

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slight modification seeing as i fucked up previous 
addition which is ok because ashley isnt allowed in here

>>15939
>>15940
I hate to tell you this anon but you just signed last year's Christmas card lol.

>>15939
>>15940
lmao
this
>>15947
but u made me laugh ty ty ty

>>15941
wow Ashton's progresss is really coming along....... so is the size of his/him/they/them/xe/poo/pee waistline

i didnt look at the dates lol i just see the thread and picture lol

where is this years then ?

>>15954
Someone has to make a template christmas card for all of us to sign

I did it last year btw so someone else should step up

let's not disappoint ashley

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>>15953

>>15959
we already used this one, come on guys let's be creative!

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>>15960
I made a template since I'm probably one of the few people here who knows how to use photoshop. Mark your territory.

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Submitted for your approval

>>15963
nah
>>15960
i like this one

>>15962
i meant this

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>>15962
now that's more like it!

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>>15964
>nah
Have a little respect for Seabee (tyfys) you mongrel!

>>15963
Seabee (tyfys), this was a valiant effort but it looks like the crowd has spoken.

>>15966
Looking good, will sign too when I get a chance

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seasons meatings

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>>15967
Thanks, majority rules but it's always nice to give you guys a choice. Frankly I was already working on my card before I knew Anon had already made a card.

>>15967
This is a lot like me and ashley

card looks great, will came up with something over the next few days

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>>15968
what you added on the top left isn't a very nice thing to say about niggers, anon

>>16011
I don't get it, I just see some squiggly lines

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bump for moar signatures

>>16026
try reading again, with less melanin this time

>>15971
You're the girl in this.

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>>15972

>>4071
I will marry her and we’ll raise many Aryan children in Maine where she can be a home maker and not worry about money.

>>16273
too late wh*toid

>>16275
Is she married to a nigger??

>>16276
She is a Black Owned Business

>>16277
I refuse to believe this

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>>16273
>Aryan children

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>>16279
Whiter than thou, Juan>>16279

>>16278
yuo refuse to accept reality? very pinkpilled of yuo...

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>>16281
Show me the proofs

>>16282
Shes Mexican you newfag

>>16283
On no…
Well, white enough

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>>16273
>>16280
fucking retard. This is a Beaner Board and that's the way we like it around here.

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Heh. heh, you guys are merciless

>>16286
Woah Metal

bamp for any last signatures

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uuuuaaahhhhh i was armost tū rate 彡໒(⊙ᴗ⊙)७彡
 
Merii Kurisumasu Ashrey-chan!!! So pretty desu as arrways!!!!

⊹⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚⊹ have many fun vacations in new yearu prease!! 

i see you arr at new yearu party desu!!



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The ocean is calling, and I must go.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🎅❄️
<Ristening to: 浜崎あゆみ：JEWEL [ HAPPY Xmas SHOW 聖夜にあの名曲が蘇る ] 2006.12.24 #ayumihamasaki #濱崎步
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>Location: Ambergris Caye, Belize 🌏✈️
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>>16397
I knew something was missing from this card, this was it

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Christmas is a week away, we need to make a new card for Ashley ASAP! 

Anyone with a degree in Photoshop/GIMP/etc. please create a Christmas card for everyone to sign. Once we get everyone to sign it, the creator of the card can post it in the Christmas thread. 

Let's get started!

>>31385
>tfw im the one who has to start the christmas card every year
>tfw im ashley

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Will do?

>>31400
Looks good! I'm fine with this unless anybody else has any suggestions for Ashley's card? If not, we can start signing it.

>>31401
I don't think she can read. Is there any way we can convey to her "Merry Christmas" through visuals?

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>>31401
I have to go sleep now so I'll just sign this, if someone has a better card I'll just copy paste it I guess.

>>31403
I like that image, you can make it a tad bigger so it's easier to see. There's plenty of room for others to sign, considering there's not many of us here.

>>31400
Thank you anon

>>31403
I want the full size version of that image

>>31406
Reminds me of an old coworker who used to park right next to me in a mostly empty parking lot.

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>>31406
you covered part of my text, shifted you a bit bottom

>>31404
>>31405
>I want the full size version of that image
I'm afraid that is the full size lol, it's just that Duke 2D had such a low resolution, I guess I can upscale it twice later on, let's see how many people add their signatures, hope we won't stay at two (wouldn't be surprised tho if this board was actually just two people talking to each other)

>>31409
>let's see how many people add their signatures, hope we won't stay at two
Most people on this board aren't capable of even very basic photo editing, so two signatures is probably what we'll have. Can someone print out the picture and shart on the other half then photocopy the card back onto the board? That should fill the dead space and ashley loves poopy.

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ALL COCK SUCKERS COME HERE and sign it OR ELSE

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I'm not signing the simpmas card. I'm McRibbed for her pleasure.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=8ax2ij9Bk_Q

LMAO we are staying at two, great job retards! :D
>zoomers gonna zoom
>only consoom
>never give back
>unless it's a payment popup
In a way I feel sorry for you.

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>>31486
Added mine and made the other signatures bigger because theres no way other tubsisters are going to fill this thing out in the next 3 days

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Merry Christmas everyone

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>>31492
How do we give the card to ashley?

ill sign it soon. im on vacation.

>>31505
It's not possible for her to see this thread, so we have to post it in another one.

I will also be signing the card very soon. For reasons you'll understand later, I can't sign it right at the moment. I have big plans though.

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Ahhh, i almost forgot that it's catholic christmas time. I had to quickly steal someone else's postcard with a horse, like the gypsies do. I hope the size of the picture won't be a problem. (the top inscription in russian cursive - have fun - don't strain yourself)

Mere hours left until its December 25

>>31526
I'll get it signed shorty

>>31526
Yes but it's not like she has to have it at precisely midnight. Please wait a bit before giving it to her. I'm planning something big. You'll know it when you see it. Going to try and get it out later tonight.

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Merry Christmas

im at a relatives house for the holidays and forgot to ask for their wifi to connect my laptop to so i wont be able to sign Ashleys card until later in the morning. Is there a specific time this will be presented? Please include timezonesm kthnxbai

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Ok guys I'm so sorry. I made everyone wait for my big surprise because I had to digest. I don't know if it was nerves or what but I was getting anxious because it's getting really late and I know everyone is waiting to give the card to ashley. So I kind of felt a little movement, maybe enough, so I decided to try and make my "signature." So I put Ashley's xmas card down in the bath tub and tried to squeeze out a loaf, but I'm used to sitting on a toilet so it was really difficult. I went pee first so that I wouldn't get the card wet but I started giggling and then piss came out so I got the card pretty wet. Anyway I struggled for a WHILE and I started to get nervous about hemorrhoids or something so I pinched off what I had. I'm so disappointed. It looks like cat shit. My poop looks like some kind of animal did it but I can assure you that's 100% human. I think I needed to drink more water or something. Also I tried to hit one of the blank areas but there wasn't much room left, most of it actually landed on the Laronda chick. So I tried to lift a corner of the page and roll it down a bit and most of it got onto Gill Bates. At that point I had a moment of reflection on what I was doing and decided to just call it good. Anyway, Merry Christmas tubsissies. Sorry about the black and white. Mom freaks out if I use the color. But mostly I'm sorry about my pathetic dump. I promise I'll do better next year.

im almost done but it wont upload to the board...

>>31572
I filled in the spot between Derrick and Bill Gates. Just have to upload the image.

>>31571
Man, that's pathetic. If you can't shit out normal, quality shit, then don't even try, there's no point in showing everyone your rectal problems. At the very least, you could have made fake shit or find some dog shit from the street, that would have been better.

>>31577
I considered using my dog's shit but I have a yorkie so I didn't think it would be big enough plus I wanted to shit on it myself, but my dog's shit unironically would have been more impressive. Trust me, I'm not proud of myself, but it's all I could muster up in a pinch

Can one of you nerds meet me on CyTube?

>>31572
>>31575
>>31580
Sir if you can't figure out how to post an image on an image board I don't think there's anything we can do to help you. You're taking away all the attention from my shit picture. I literally shit and pissed on a christmas card for a laugh and you're actively ruining my big moment with your god damn technical difficulties

pls sar i put many love and labour into it :(

>>31583
Stop spamming the fucking thread and learn how to compress your images. Poor shit anon got buried by your retardation.

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>>31584
Thanks tubsissy.

Just as a reminder this is the current iteration of the christmas card

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MERRI KURISUMASU!!! ⸂⸂⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝⸃⸃

I ROVE YOU ASHREY-CHAN!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I ROVE YOU TUBBYS!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

BANZAI!! HAPPY 2025!!!



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Travel is the poetry of the soul.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: Perfume「レーザービーム」
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>Location: Puerto Escondido, Mexico 🌏✈️
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I can't upload it. Its on CyTube if anyone wants to see. Merry Christmas!

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>>31591
Got it and put it in the poop card. The poop one is canon FYI guys!!!

>>31592
Thank you!

I take it that's all the signatures we're gonna get.

>>31597
Yeah, someone better give ashley the card in a thread that she's allowed to read. Hurry up!!!