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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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a good watch !!
Guys that say kino are massive faggots.
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>>28449
>Guys that say kino are massive faggots.
>says kino in his post
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>>28452
Ooooh is that Dr. Phil Me Up?!
>>28449
I thought the same thing but after browsing /tv/ for over a decade it eventually grew on me. 

Sneed.
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I recommend the new Amazon prime show "My Lady Jane". Jordan Peters does a wonderful job portraying King Edward VI of England as a disabled gay black man.
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https://archive.org/details/pearls-before-swine_202207

Ignore the description, it makes it sound like a real "woah, woah, plot twist! M Night Shamalanayahaman!" movie. The fun is in the contemplation. This is not a typical religious/fascist chud movie in my opinion.
>>28487
WEF must be disbanded by any means. Do you guys think the members are just a front for those pulling the strings in the shadows? Or are they really as public as they appear to be?
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Has anyone seen this? I enjoyed it immensely.
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>>28508
Be careful,be quiet and don't question the World Economic Forum. 
 Be thankful and just eat the bugs.
>>28509
Breddy gud. Strange to see obvious Irish environments being passed off as Welsh which I think is where it's set. The message about forgiveness at the end is predictably flat and depressing. And where do they find all these sullen 2010s actresses
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>>28516
but still very thrilling and intense, and the scenes at the end are very impactful
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The Last of the Mohicans (1992 film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Mohicans_(1992_film)
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Ashley is right about tubitv. I admit I initially only expected them to have mockbuster Z movies and big budget flops like Catwoman and Elektra but I was surprised. I would like to suggest that we watch one of these the next Cytube hangout.
https://tubitv.com/movies/714654/almost-heroes
https://tubitv.com/movies/570947/the-mouse-and-the-motorcycle
https://tubitv.com/movies/570960/ralph-s-mouse
https://tubitv.com/series/300001459/napoleon-dynamite
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>>28550
unfortunately Cytube doesnt support TubiTV
https://archive.org/details/9-c-47502-db-0-a-368-dd-5-f-9-a-349908-bedd-70-f-02-a-9-dc-3/Back.to.the.Future.(1985).35mm.Universal.%5BSuperWideOpenMatte.UHD%5D.v2.mkv
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>>29168
very nice
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>>29168
Michael J. Fox and his diet pepsi.
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rewatching The Sopranos and I forgot that Barry and  Linda made a small cameo
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>>30669
u finna be all up inside sum hotboy$ huh

(I had a kpop fan tell me it's not gay to get booty while you on the inside but when you out you best not be caught with no other niggas unless they your homeboys but don't be bringing that shit to your momma's house which pretty much let me know that black guys are gay and fuck one another just as long as nobody knows about it but them. No wonder HIV and other STDs are so prevalent among blacks.)
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The Smokey and the Bandit trilogy is free to watch on YouTube. Don't you want to watch Burt Reynolds tap some of that hot hot Sally Field tail?

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=_YX3iVBXGDY

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=VWsZNUSEqNA

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=t2x8QpfXX40
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what a little slut
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>>30689
I can't believe Ashley was the Bay Harbour Butcher.
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>>30769
was Hot ten years ago Ones
Back to the Future predicted 9/11.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=AFqOJO1Gn34
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RIP
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>>32178
bigger screen = better

give em' hell brother .
Lulzy brit animation Monkey Dust . Chester would love that one.
>>30769
She’s a 10/10
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>10/10
>brown eyes
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She was actually the man of the show.
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The guy is retarded, yet brilliant. His stuff goes hard, that is for sure. Make sure to check out "Itzhak Frey & Son"[1] and "SHIBUYA"[2].

[1]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=zPTk4BzdBu8 
[2]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=UiZenZtDQqk
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Ashley, have you seen this one yet? I hear it's about tax evasion.
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg
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Gene Hackman, his wife and their dog found dead in their home, the following details sounds pretty sus. RIP

>The Academy Award-winning actor was found on the floor in the mud room, according to the search warrant. It appeared he fell suddenly, and he and his wife "showed obvious signs of death," the document said.

>Arakawa was found lying on her side on the floor in a bathroom, with a space heater near her body, according to the search warrant.

>Her body showed signs of decomposition, the document said. There was mummification to her hands and feet, the document said.

>On the counter near Arakawa was an opened prescription bottle, with pills scattered, according to the search warrant.

>The Santa Fe City Fire Department found no signs of a possible carbon monoxide leak or poisoning, the document said. If there was carbon monoxide at the scene, it could have vented out of the home through the open front door before responders arrived.

That's two celebrity deaths in a row, I wonder who's next...
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>>32800
Forgot the link

https://abcnews.go.com/US/actor-gene-hackman-wife-found-dead-home-sheriff/story?id=119242578
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préparez vos mouchoirs (prepare your tissues ) de Bertrand Blier  1978

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=TLrL0sl4TVQ

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lgk2
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erratum for the first link upstair

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=TLrL0sl4TVQ
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What are some good Jean Reno films, Frenchie?
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>>33790
hi, of course you saw "léon"  i suppose..

have you seen those one ?  

 "les rivières poupres" (the purple rivers)

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=CTGVLSJE7Ww

"Le Premier Cercle" (the first circle)

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=doCq1_iYEjs

"Tais-toi !" (shut up !)

 https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Qzw-P0rDlkk


thanks for your question.
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>>33790
don't know if they are good for you, but it's some jean réno films..
>>33791
I'll have to give those a watch. I've only seen him in American films but I haven't seen much of the French stuff he's in. I really enjoyed Leon and La Femme Nikita. I saw The Purple Rivers at a video store the other day which the clerk highly recommended. I'll have to grab it next time I go there. Thanks for the list, I'll check those out.
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This is one of my favourites. RIP Delon.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=77Sjuce2Ix4
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>>33796
nice one for sure, if you like alain delon, try to catch this one, 

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=akb_whwEi9M
Les Aventuriers (1967)

with lino ventura , famous french actor and delon..

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=X9BiHWPNPA0
adieu poulet (bye cop) (1975)

 " poulet" is a cop (lardu , condé, schmitt...) ACAB in any country anyway...

bye captain, and stay curious.
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>>33796
i recommend you this one.... 

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Hip50UafjVc
Coup de tête (1979) (Headbutt)

the french society in the 70's, a clever revenge story with Patrick Dewaere, very good actor...
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>tfw I just downloaded Heat (1995) last week
>haven't seen it in decades
>excited to watch it again and see De Niro and Pacino being totally badass
>This news arrives
>Can't bring myself to watch it now
ashley is correct about the reptilians fr
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>>33895
I still enjoy his older films but yeah he really fucked up his legacy by marrying/breeding a sheboon and producing ugly mutt children.
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>>33898
>marrying/breeding a sheboon and producing ugly mutt children.
prior to downloading the movie I had forgotten this. I knew he was a lefty faggot but so is everyone in hollyjpop fan so I was willing to overlook it. The interracial tranny kid is just too much for me though
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>>33900
It's OK though, they recently split up and now he has a baby with some gook who totally loves him and doesn't care about his fortune which she gets to have after he dies within the next decade.
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>>33903
B-based, I guess?

I don't understand why impossibly wealthy celebrities and CEOs with yellow fever always go with these absolute bow-wows. Like zuck the cuck. What the fuck was he thinking? And they simp so hard for them. Imagine having 8 or 9 figures net worth and not getting the hottest 18 year old FOTB piece of sideways poontang you could possibly find.
>>33895
Val Kilmer was better than De Niro and Pacino in Heat. If he didn't play the role of Chris. That movie would have been totally forgettable when compared to the other movies De Niro and Pacino starred.
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De Niro probably only married her because her family planned to slaughter and eat him otherwise.
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>>33914
I'd rather get eaten than fuck a ոіggеr and make crimes against humanity with her.
>cannibals
That doesn't satisfy the definition of cannibalism unless they're doing to themselves.
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>>33954
No way! I'd def fuck one, some are very white presenting. Breading with one is a whole other story though. Apparently you start dressing like a wigger once you do the dirty
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>>33955
This is true. I let a black girl give me a handjob once. The wigger fashion you prefer is timelocked to when you had the sexual experience. Ever since my handjob from a nigress in 2003, I have to fight the urge to wear bucket hats. I can only imagine how bad it would have been if I had actually fornicated with her.
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>>33956
>The wigger fashion you prefer is timelocked to when you had the sexual experience.
holy shit anon I think I just figured out why my dad wears hammer pants so often
The only black girl I've ever had a friendly conversation with was when I talked to a girl with an afro on the bus about how the government did 9/11 and MLK. She started telling me about all her conspiracy theories. I'm not a wigger though so I never asked for her number.
>>33954
You’d rather get eaten by black men, sounds dumb and gay. I would just avoid going there in the first place.
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murica ...
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greetings ftom france
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so.. what's the matter with you ?
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>>33985
none of these are movies
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>>33986
let the op fix it...
>>33986
do you feel better now.. snitchy pig,
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>>33986
are you really interested in non american heavy movies ?
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>>33986
you're right,,, for so..
try this on your favorite streaming site , buddy.
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>>33986
love you buddy...
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>>33986
oops..
sorry i'an french...this trailer is actually a belgian film trailer.. are you ok ? if your head hurts.. aspirin is good, pain_kiillers sucks , it makes america dmb...
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>>33986
ok cowboy... an other 'cowboy' european film 4 U...
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>>33986
oops i forgot.. to mention this... the dumbest password *kpop fan"... are we good ?
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>>33986
unfortuably, you tought your french lessons sucks... so now , you're stuck in your dumb way of life, isn't it ?.. right innthe middle..
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>>33986
silly idiots untalented people, enjoy rating things, even they are different. this film was compare to "fargo"... sorry but it's uncomparable.. it's just a little french film, but good.
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>>33986
is it roo strong for you captain new world ...
for sure your world is full of flowers , the problem is.. those flowers smells shit.. as your bteath. asshole.
Giving brown people internet access is one of Mankind's biggest mistakes.
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>>33998
So you think albinos are the only ones who should’ve gotten internet access?
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>>34040
how they gon have internet in an igloo you dumb as hell
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