/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>24315 (OP) 
it's been two hours

>>24329
you could have been talking to for her those two hours

>>24330
i cant riead this

Ummmm ahhh ummmmmm mmmmmmmm.

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>>24315 (OP) 
This is Ashley when one of us call her.

>>24334
Too much fapping noise on the phone.

>>24413
Except usually the fapping sound is coming from ashley's side

Exactly, it's very rude.

>>24415

The sound is her dog wanting to be let out. I know because I actually call her and this is the excuse she always gives me why she immediately must go as soon as she answers. You all may think she is just lying to me to get off the phone with me as soon as possible but that's not the case. She is telling the truth. Her dog does want out. He wants out because he is trapped in the room with her while she is farting. This is the part Ashley lies about. She may even blurt out her dog just farted just in case you heard her fart. Ashley is one of those people who like to blame their farts on the dog. This is why the only people interested in her are a fictional character and an unhinged fat retard with mommy issues.

>>24418
>unhinged fat retard with mommy issues.
Hey I've lost twenty pounds this year

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>>24419
Same here, I cut bread out of my diet and been drinking more water. I still have my cheat days for junk food and booze which isn't that much compared to what I used to consume. I've also been hitting the gym and using the rowing machine at the end of each workout while looking at the fine asses on the treadmills in front of me which helps make the workout last longer. Ashley, you mentioned on your website that you wanted to build some muscle to look like your 80's/90's male aspirations. You should join a gym, you can get fit and be around plenty of cute, sweaty girls in skimpy workout clothes, VPL galore!

>>24421
You know, I'm not dedicated enough to work out just because. However, I AM dedicated to working out my creep shotting skills. I'll be incredibly sweaty, not from working out, but from nerves. Those tarts won't be able to tell that since I'm at the gym. I'm thinking spy glasses+camera in duffel bag=working out my COCK when I'm at home. Anyone wanna spot me as I train my right arm?

>>24422
>## Board Owner
>working out my COCK when I'm at home
????

>>24421
The only thing Ashley cut is the cheese.

>>24425
It's a well known fact that Ashley has a big fat cock

>>24427
imagine having a big fat cock and no gfs

>>24421
Same, but just with frequent walks and eating smaller portions. 
Sadly I could never join a gym with hot women because I'd be walking around with a boner constantly and probably get kicked out. And very likely end up named and shamed in a tiktok video as a gymrapist, forcing me to move.

>>24422
I'll spot you. I'd probably only have one hand available though.. I hope that won't be a problem.

>>24428
many such cases

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>>24422
I can spot you from a mile away you tub of lard. I'd grease my meat in those cheeks but my doctor advises me to avoid trans fats

>>24422
Good on you Ash. Stay away from the gym. I want  you to get plump again. Can you guys imagine how big Ashley's tits and ass got??? I'd set my Big Gulp soda on the back of her ass while she sucked me off

>>24421
You even not fully whipe your ass and only realize after you worked out by some hot chicks? Heh yeah me neither

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>>24438
I want this too.

>>24437
This point of view makes me think I'm a french fry ashley dropped on her lap. She's a little irritated and she's about to pick me up and put me in her mouth

>>24446
I like when mommy is irritated. I want her to pick me up and put me in her mouth.

>>24447
I want mommy vore

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>>24437

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>>24438
>>24442
Ashley will never get fat for you. Find yourself a big black lady instead.

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>>24437

>>24486
I enjoy looking at this picture, but then I realized it can also look like I'm staring at the back of his pants, which would mean instead of a boner, it's poop packed in his pants. I'm conflicted between arousal and complete disgust.