/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Wow endchan is slow and janky

>training facial recognition
i will draw something for ash with my own 2 human hands

Just think, some lucky guy is gonna get yelled at by that everyday for the rest of his wretched life. I sure hope it's me.

>>539
true she should use a chat app like element perhaps instead

>>542
starting to sound kinda desperate my guy

>>542
I joined the element and there were only two anon there talking about meeting up to fuck?

>>545
there are only 3 people from the discord there because no one wanted to join because ash said she wouldnt engage, also no one talked about meeting up to fuck, you may have joined the wrong one. 

https://matrix.to/#/#ashleyj:matrix.org

>>551
Deny it all you want. What was seen cannot be unseen.

>>551
I'm not interested in meeting gay men to have sex with so I'll have to pass on this one chief

>>551
Not doing anything that isn't Ash endorsed. Didn't think she would come back and don't want to ruin it. The only thing you should be doing off this board is sending her money to make more vids.

>>554
The only thing you should be doing off this board is sending her money to make more vids
agreed. I need to get monero asap

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if ashley does a monero-chan cosplay and does this I will ensure that she retires young

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>>538
Wow, I didn't know Ashley was in to NSBM!

>>542
Agreed!

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>>556
It does kind of remind me of her emo long hair pics. I think she could pull it off.

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Ashley will get her gibs, but I would pay good monero for a pp of Derrick's mom posing like pic related. Ashley has a sexy décolletage. I bet her hunchback is sexy too.

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>>559
Based.

>>557
I don't know what NSBM is? I thought she was replacing Chaim Witz in KISS.

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>>561
It's pretty clear that one of her conditions of returning is monetary but she's against anything onlyfansish. Although she is acting a lot more provocative than before so who knows. I'll setup a monero wallet if she actually starts putting out content regularly.

>>562
How about you just not support drug dealers and degenerates? You really have a problem with stopping a hitman? You're a bitch if you're not willing to kill someone yourself. That's why I support the government. I know they will kill the people I don't like for me. You're just a coward. You probably don't even have anything worth living for. Why do you care so much about not paying taxes? You probably don't pay enough taxes as it is, ya bum. Talk to me when you're in a tax bracket that actually matters. It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is and I'm sure everyone here will agree with me.

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>>577
I know you're being sarcastic anon

i dont know why but luna was very attractive to me. something about her just makes me crave cock... cant quite put my finger on it. luna fan art anyone?

>>612
I can't get enough of Derrick's mom but that boy just ain't right. I would totally date Andra Plats in high school. She's a good girl who pays attention in class. She's the teacher's pet so I know she can be trusted to keep our secret. Can't have her father findng out I'm 35. I don't think it would bother Mrs. Plats as much. She has become more involved in her daughter's education ever since she started my class.

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>>571
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood. She doesn't need to be an ethot to impress me because she is actually smart and talented. I can't myself in finding her so smexy. I would only support her Onlyfans if I was her only fan but the fan service is not necessary. I wouldn't be sharing anything she sent me with you cum brains. I wouldn't betray her trust like some vindictive ex and especially not to impress some faggots on the internet. It takes time to build a friendship and only an instant to ruin it. I don't value her for her ability to send nudes. That takes no skill at all. I'm just asking her to show a bit of ankle. I sure would like to get caught in a zombie infested small mid-western town with her. Who knows? Maybe it will actually happen?

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>>592
All joking aside how is she going to make any money from the 12 cucks that stuck around? She needs to get her name out there. Also ash bring back the cute side flaps in front of the ears.

>>635
like ashley said... its up to us to spread her with your friends and family. i saw one of you guy shilling her on /pol/ and whoever it was did a terrible job. agreed that shaggy hair ash is best ash

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>>635
>>636
Agreed. Shaggy hair Ash is best Ash, especially the "flaps" by the ears. For whatever reason I always found them sensual, arousing, sexy, hot, provocative and alluring and oh hell, you know what I mean.

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I like the Taz look, a little less shaggy and the sideburns have that little curve to it.

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Doesn't have to be messy. I just like the little boops that come down in front of the ears

>>636
does anyone have a picture of ashley with her mouth wide open? I will tattoo it on my ass so that the anus is directly where her mouth would be. when I spread my cheeks it will look like my hole is her mouth.

will this help to shill ash if I flash enough people my cute asshole mouth??

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>>643
Ash saw these degenerate homosexual tranny-loving shit fetishists that wouldn't even let her mod her own board and thought "yes, this is a good time to come back"

>>644
the glass is half full, anon. thats the best time to cum back. fight the tranny lovers off

>>644
who is the BO of /ashleyj/? The one with an L. The old board is a trainwreck now because of him and the fake ash spammer. Good riddance to bad rubbish I guess but he should have just given her the board.
>nooo she can't have it I have to be the owner because then maybe she'll suck my dick and be my girlfriend

>>646
it was partly my fault, I convinced myself that the vocaroos were fake because I wanted them to be, and I think I gave him confirmation bias.
I fear that the one spamming porn was none other than our lady the autist though unfortunately.

>>635
Seabee said he was going to pay for everything.

Not sure who the board owner is. Definitely a faggot. By 2017 or so when it had become apparent she was not coming back I stopped even checking the old 8ch board. At that point the only ppl left were pretty much the degenerate lonely r9k gloms (seabee & co). The endchan board is somehow worse. Same people but openly into trannys and twinks. Also content with doxxing and contacting her family. Really obsessive toxic shit. She's seen the same things I've seen and still wanted to come back. Must be in some pretty bad financial straits I guess. I can't figure it out.

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>>659
I've never been on r9k. You're letting your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird asshole.

You should check it out. You'd love it

>>659
>Must be in some pretty bad financial straits I guess
Yeah because accepting Monero and pizza gift cards is what someone who really needs money does

>>663
eh yeah ok but tell me any other reason that makes sense

>>664
Because its fun?

Of course entertaining sexual deviant neets who doxxed you off the internet and harassed your family is fun. I just guess maybe she would have a bigger goal in mind.

>>667
See >>598

That doesn't answer the why of things but I never asked. I'm content to see what happens.

>>669
In that post she said she doesnt care about the dox. I get it because at some point you just gotta live your life and do what you wanna do. You think she has some master plan? That its more than just for fun? Youre looking too much into it lel

Nah. 'master plan' is too much. Sure maybe she just wants to have fun and have this as a creative outlet again. I just personally think a few things don't add up and I'm looking forward to see how it plays out.

>>664
she claims she just wants to break even which I guess is a reasonable enough alibi.  but to be fair if she really wanted to make money she could stream herself playing vidya or something and have superchat donations.

you jaded fucks seriously think ashley plans to get rich off of making content that mocks transgenders in (((current year))), posting pictures of what probably actually is her own shit and writing page after page on some bizarre website about how covid isn't even real? where's the patreon/subscribestar/ko-fi links? where's the onlyfans? she's an adult that legit looks like a teenager, you think ashley couldn't make money hand over fist doing "lewds" and corny cosplays with or without the financial support of the 10 simps who post here?
it's ridiculously easy to intuit that she didn't come back for the money. I just don't buy it. you would have to be a fucking retard to present yourself like she has and expect to make anything. as this anon >>695 says she could just do what all the other girls do and get a much bigger following that way. so if it's all about money, why isn't she?
tl;dr get better critical thinking skills

>>698
I think she's after all I got.

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Ashley, do you like my new mining rig? Gonna mine monero just for you.

sorry Ash I had all my crypto on an exchange called Livecoin and if you're familiar with that you know all my monero has gone to fueling someone's Vodka addiction, so I do not have any simpbux for you.

>>720
Heh, that's funny. I lost all my bitcoin when Instawallet got hacked. https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Instawallet

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An attempt of a portrait done in ink/watercolour style. 
for reference I used shots of her as the newscaster in the shart attack fact checker segment of the video.

>>1588
nice job zack
good use of unconventional colors

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>>1588

i loved this album back in college in 2008. her guest vocals were tight.

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A totally original and NOT plagiarized Garfield comic

>>2117
One of the coolest things ever, an Ash cameo in a Garfield strip. You nailed the art style. Will you do more? Maybe one for Christmas?

>>2117
This is a pretty brilliant idea. Go trough the old strips and replace Jon with Ashley

>>2117
MOAR

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>>2117
that's a lot like me and ashley

Does Ashley really got a dump truck like that or is that just swelling? Could we confirm this with a yoga pants pp? tfw no slimthicc ashley gf

>>2137
Lel great stuff

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Another portrait attempt. Used Dr Jones screenshot as reference.

I think my art lessons with Chester are paying off, but he makes me do things. Weird things. Things that I dont understand how they are supposed to make me draw better, but oh well I guess my art is improving.

>>2119
I like the idea of doing one with a Christmas theme

>>2743
Nice line work on this pretty boy. Could put in some dancing men to liven it up a little but I like it.

>>2137

Where does the second pic come from?

Sauce?

Ashley’s joke TikTok channel that got banned before anyone could save the videos. It was just videos of  her being cute and sexy while saying she was trans in order to make the troons seethe.  She recently implied she was going to release them as part of an upcoming video project. No one knows for sure.

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I understand now why I couldn't bring myself to do a cum tribute. Ashley is my daughter proxy.

>>3202
now that you mention it, I often think of ashley in more of a daughter-ly way than as a sexual object. Like I would still have sex with my daughter in this scenario, but I wouldn't spit in her mouth or make her puke on my wiener, etc. so yeah I kinda get it anon

>>3202
It put a bad taste in my mouth seeing Belle Delphine and Ashley in the same pic.
>>3204
I think of Ashley like Lloyd does Mary Swanson from Dumb & Dumber except it's an alternate timeline where Ashley is her daughter and Lloyd is her father.

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>>3202
>>3204
>>3211
Nah she's a grown, fertile woman and not only would I dump one in her but I would take Ashley over Belle. Not because of my emotional attachment and not even because I think Ashley is more attractive. Ash would clearly be better in bed. You can tell she lusts on an instinctual, primal level. Imagine the angry tourettes BJs

>>3275
>gif
>8.72 MB
but why

>>3276
Too high resolution, too many frames, probably no partially transparent frames (I think this has a specific name, I don't remember), etc.

>>3275
Save your load for Belle, Ashley doesn't need anymore seeds after that cum tribute saga

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>>3278
I'm saving my cum to tribute her cervix.

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>>3276
the file size meme is growing

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>>3279
Y'know why they say there's a whole lot of fish in the sea? Because women's pp's smell like tuna. Allegedly, I've never been able to confirm for myself of course

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>>3279
So a cum tribute on a picture of her cervix? Seems kind of gross and incredibly difficult to pull off. You need special equipment to get a camera in there.

>>3281
I like tuna.
>>3283
Who said anything about a picture? I don't need any special equipment. I have everything I need. I specialization was getting into places where I shouldn't be.

>>3275
Im afraid to ask but how many fake penis devices do you think she has... how many does one woman need!?!?

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>>3290
>fake

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merry christmas
niggerfaggot

>>4255
nice art!
lots of presents for her too, like that tall scented candle on the right. Its a scented candle right? I bet its a scented candle.
Bitches love scented candles.

>>4257
no it's a dildo, she never has enough dildos.  she asked Santa for yet another dildo.
imagine you're an elf with PTSD from the various custom dildos with added features you've had to make over the years and you're hurdled up in the corner in late november and they come and tell you "hey that egirl asked for another dildo" for the 5th year in a row.  it must be agonizing.

>>4271

If she ever drops a PO Box she'll be inundated with horse cock. One try-hard will send a practical baby gift and she'll call him a freak.

>>4273
What the heck is a “practical baby gift”?

>>4274

I dunno. A crib mobile with Hitler's face on it?

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bros..............

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>>4714
lol
we better bee careful and not bully her too bad about her hunch.
She even started green screening it out of her latest video! :(

Damn ash without the hunch is like taking the tits off venus de milo

>>4718
Not at all. Why are you 2ft tall?

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Could Ashley be the next Disney princess?

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Anyone else get this feeling when Ashley posted feet?

Not a foot guy. I'd rather that she cover them with knee high socks

I never understood the appeal of feet

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>>4884
isnt that her in the bottom middle?

>>4885
No I get this feeling

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>>4201

>>4918
Wait is this ai?

>>4918
god damn you got me bro. It's good to know I'm not the only one farting up a right gape

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>>4919
Correct.
Soon after the AI mistook a lava pool for a party size pool of tasty Doritos Nacho Cheese and you can figure out the rest.

Rest In Cheese Ashley

>>4918
Well done although I disagree with the sentiment. I don’t think her come back was for nothing. Seems like making videos is cathartic for her and if even a few people find it amusing and get her message than it was a success. Greatness and significance comes in all shapes and sizes. Don’t forget Van Gogh died an impoverished failure.

>>4928
>Don’t forget Van Gogh died an impoverished failure.
So essentially you're saying Ashley will die the same way? Strong agree.

There’s someone here that gives her enough xmr to keep her in tendies I think

>>4925
Damn I would actually like to see that sexy bitch covered in cheese. Super thick coating from the neck down. It’s warm and creamy and she feels so good she starts rubbing one out. All while she’s  laying on a comfy bed of tortilla chips cracklin all over her body. Fuck it’s got me chubbs

Just watched American Psycho, I think Ashley did before making her confession video.

Nice one!

>>4941
The novel is better and even more fucked up but the film adaptation is still entertaining. Now excuse me, I have to return some tapes...

>>4941
confession video?

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>>4944
literally just scroll up a lil bit anon

>>4944
>>4946
based

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I'd be down for some lizzards and inner earth ramblings.

>>4918
Just watched American Psycho for the first time in ages.

I chuckled!

>>3283
drink bleach, fucktard

>>4953
That post is 69 days old, anon.

>>4954
>69

nice

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not mine

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I worked very hard on this because I suck at photoshop

>>6547
>ashleepingbag

heh made me chuckle!

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>>5137
based carcinogen 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻

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found this floating around

>>7904
lol I remember the photoshop ashling. I have some of these on a cloud drive somewhere. The random characters in the background were profile pics of anons who regularly commented on Ashley's videos.

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>>7904
the old gang
have they all found this place yet? I haven't kept up

>>7924
some of them are probably still unaware of Ashley's return. I see posts all the time of people saying "I miss her so much bros ;..("

>>7926
Surely you help them out by providing a link to her website or this board, right anon?

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>>7931
Out of the kindness of my heart and don't call me Shirley.

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Not mine, but a nice face-swap with Rose and Ashley.

>>8031
The left looks like without makeup and the right looks like with makeup.

>>8048
well they both have lipstick and eyeliner on, plus the left one was Ai upscaled.

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Why has nobody made ultra realistic AI ashley nude art yet? Chop chop nerds, my dick isn't going to masturbate itself

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>>8284

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>>8284
I was working on it but put it on the backburner to do other projects. The plan was to make an Ashley LORA model. (example: https://civitai.com/models/23454/ariana-grande-lora-v10) It's easily doable if someone wants to give it a shot. I just need to read up on the process and do some trial and error from there. We'll make it happen eventually.

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>>8287
It will never work. You'll need a piece of her energy and her soul.

>>8287
Hey its that onlyfans girl

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Happy Mother's day to Derrick's mother!
I hope Derrick made you something nice for you...

Love from all the tubbies and 'tards on /Ashleyj/

>>8375
I wanna cum cum on ashleys big period titties

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>>8375
Thank you mom for all the Mtn Dew, Doritos, and of course Farm Rich Breaded Mozzarella Cheese Sticks

>>8375
Thanks Derick's mom for kissing Derrick. It really makes me smile with glee to see such a strong motherly bond.

>>8375
Te amo mami

>>11476
possibly the best OC Ive seen on ANY /ashleyj/ board.

So much detail, so many references and so well drawn
Top work anon!!!
I cant stop staring at it.

>>11476
Nice. Where on Deviant Art did you find this? Kidding. This is really good. Are you the asian that posted their insta art earlier?

>>11476
Hooollly shiiit. Agreed that is the best OC in roughly a decade of /ashleyj/. The amount of detail when you zoom in is mind blowing. It's as impressive as it is funny. I also can't stop staring at it, and that's not just because there's a horse cock in this picture. I'm also really staring at Bandit's cock because it looks real funny. Spooky Searchers on the TV at Silent Hill, the newspaper, the card on the table, Z*ck's in the Taz magazine, and my face is incredibly accurate and equally horrifying. My favorite has to be Bandit singing on my vibrating microphone or the entire newspaper. Thank you for the amount of detail and effort, this is really awesome. I've probably spent 30 minutes looking at this so far.

>>11476
>The giraffe is in the window
>Below the giraffe is the Zack18 emoji

Damn even in OC blu_ has to have the last laugh

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>>11476
Nice
Very concise
That baby is freaking me out
Looks like the devil's spawn without a doubt

Reminds me of Draw Guy from back in the day. Wonder where he is now.

Ash, clip those toenails.

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>>11481
We did it, baby. We made a waterbaby. Remember when we did it? Here, let me remind you.

>>11476
It's missing theme music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ZCe4QbF-o

>>11487
That's the "Superjail!" theme song, nice!

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>>11476

>>11488
you missed <11488 get

>>11490
I'm a normie. Please explain the significance of a <11488 get.

>>11491
1488 is how you write "i love you" in binary.

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>>11492
Dude that's gay as hell. Frickin' nerd, now give me your lunch money.

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>>11476

Funny ass draw.

>>11476

pretty good, but i can tell you traced the feet.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did making it, although my computer froze a few times during the process and corrupted the file which nearly gave me a brain aneurysm, luckily I had backups and was able to resume my work. I'll have to switch to Hannah Montana Linux someday. That Taz magazine is the gayest shit I've ever drawn but it suits the character. The numbers in the Boba Tea Fag's mugshot represents certain letters in the alphabet. The calendar was originally going to be Derrick's Mom as a pin up girl but since part of her is already in the newspaper I drew Mr. Hands and his lover instead since Ash mentioned him in her Q&A video. Ashley's face was where I started and the pool of Bandit's piss is where I finished. Just some trivia stuff.  
>>11495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHCMiCtt3M

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>>11498
You squeezed so much detail into it, even small spaces like the card on the table, amazing work!
What software do you use?

>I drew Mr. Hands and his lover instead since Ash mentioned him in her Q&A video
I wondered what that was in reference to (I have never seen his videos, my mother wont let me when i ask her if i can watch them)

>>11476
It deserves to be a poster on the wall, hell it would not be a shame to hang it in a frame at home in a conspicuous place.

>>11504
>What software do you use?
Good ol' MS Paint. I'll have to look into other programs that aren't as limited, I'm sure this could've turned out much better but whatever. It wasn't meant to be anything serious to begin with, the original drawing was much smaller and bare bones in comparison but over time I kept adding more things to it until I felt it was good enough to post on the board. Those crashes I was experiencing almost made me scrap the project entirely but I pushed through and received good reactions as a result so it was worth the headache. I'll have to look into those drawing tablets that online artists use and see where it takes me.

>>11527
Wow incredible, this is the greatest sketch of Rose I've ever seen!

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>>11527
Marky and Ashley need to rub their vaginas together on camera RIGHT NOW. All that sexual tension finally coming to a climax would be an amazing sight to see.

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>>11523
I thought it might have been MS Paint. I really like that style of sketchy sort of pixel look to it. Ive tried to do it myself but I just cant get good enough brush control in paint for it. Its even more impressive you just used the mouse and not having layers to work with to. 
You should look into getting a tablet, theres some decent cheaper ones like wired wacom intous 5. even cheaper if you go 2nd hand.

>>11527
nice! is that new? Ive never seen that one before if it isnt. 
looks like its based on pic related.

>>11530
tony please, this is a childrens forum! go to the Badda Bing and work off your horniness, capeesh?. Say hello to Silvo whilst youre there too.

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>>11535
Ashleys lesbian stalker AKA Marky did that sketch. She was trying to get Ashleys underage hole but Ashley denied.

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>>11536

>>11539
Ashley Biden go sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

*Wew Woo Wew Woo Wew Woo Wew Woo*
THE MILK TRUCK IS BACK!
ATTENTION THE MILK TRUCK IS BACK

them udders are udderly uge!

>>11548
Ashley nooooooooooo pls dont get fat the massive knockers arent worth it

>>11548
I've never seen Ashley smile like that

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>>11552
its fine, dont worry!
she was just bulking for her cut so she could win Miss Olympia pic related

>>11554
thats because she has never looked so Asian except for that one angle, and also never had soo much boobage but also imagine the back pain sad face emoji

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This was the first face swap I made.
got the idea from someones comment on the "Ruining people's lives and sandwiches" video
https://videos.icum.to/w/mvxDvyA9gunpMWdb5GtxEs?start=14m32s

It didnt turn out great, the makeup from the joker didnt show up at all, but whatever.

>>11665
Damn that's horrifying.
>I made funny videos on the internet back in the day...

>>11665
This definitely scarred me

>>11667
scarred my foreskin ashley! goonin YEAH

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the second image looks like he could be Ashton's grandad from the 70's

>>11713
I think I've seen a guy with down syndrome a few times IRL that looks like the one in the second pic.

>>11716
are ye sure it wasnt just a reflection? I have downs and sometimes get confused by reflections...

>>11717
I don't know who this "reflection" is, but I used to see that guy all the time when I went to brush my teeth. He scared me, so I decided to stop brushing my teeth and started using the method of hardening my teeth by eating chocolate.

>>11718
>the method of hardening my teeth by eating chocolate
tell me more

>>11713
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Nice to see Ashley without wearing foundation

>>11713
I always knew you was a juggalo Ashley, WOOP WOOP

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Hail to the king baby!

>>11915
Wow, the picture quality SO GOOD!

>>11915
Is it still gay if I want to suck ash off in this picture?

>>11919
Doesn't have one. What is is there to suck?

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>>11929
Bro everyone knows Ashley has a huge meaty clitdick

>>11931
Legalize tren

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>>11929
>>11931

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played around trying to train a model of Ashley in Stable Diffusion 1.6

The results were a complete mess.
It was my first time and i was nervous so I wasnt expecting much, but the results are literally just a jumbled mess, like if you gave someone a crayon and a bunch of LCD and told them to draw Ashley Jones... that would look more like her than my results.

The jump from 1.4 to 1.6 was pretty overwhelming.
i still have 1.4 so I may go back to that.


anyways, I did make some ok images using other trained models and putting her face on it, but you can see the impact her low res face photos have on the other sharp images. 
file 1v5 is a good example of this

>>12862
I do not like naked Ashley

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oh and i forgot to mention some other things because Im retarded...

I can also go and use photoshop to tweak some things like i did just now.
Lightened her skin to more like Ashley's paler skin tone, and added a tinge of green to her eyes.
this took like 5 minutes.
also spotted 3 errors the Ai made
her hands, the floating car just above the window and section of the wall is different just below the hoodie

I might experiment with lower resolution images since the images of her face are low res as well. So its less noticeable perhaps

>>12863
same. it reminds me of that bath tub lady from The Shining. scary stuff
Good thing she is wearing a bikini in this one

>>12862
I can definitely tell there's progress. Sometimes we lose sight of changes when we work on something long enough, but my fresh set of eyes can tell there's definite improvements. The bikini picture is strange to me because that does look like my face but the body doesn't look like mine at all. I think the hips are too womanly, the torso is too long, there's no sight of pubes, and the neck is too long to be me. Here's a picture that should help train the bikini pictures.

>>12865
Nah the neck should be longer

>>12864
Also that tree in the background looks fucking wrong

>>12865
weird place to keep your bike pump but ok

>The bikini picture is strange to me because that does look like my face but the body doesn't look like mine at all
yeah unfortunately the ai wont render something like a childs body in a bikini as there is restrictions like that in place for obvious reasons.
so getting your midget proportions right would be hard

>>12866
and "hunchier" cant forget that!

>>12867
good eye, yeah its oddly taller then the others.
I think the necklace is back to front as well.

>>12865
Her penis is dislodged, must've been a foul up in the cockarm sugery

>>12865
>The bikini picture is strange to me because that does look like my face but the body doesn't look like mine at all.
What does your body look like?

>>12870
No blinds allowed gtfo

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>>12870
I spent hours editing the photo in GIMP. I had to dramatically shorten the torso, bring in the hips and change the hips, make the boobs smaller and flatter, made my neck shorter, made the shoulders less angular, and add tons of pubes. I got turned on while editing this photo, not joking. This is pretty much what I look like naked.

I also include a second version with a more realistic background where you might find me in an outfit like this. Bottomless night at Chuck's is off the hook.

>>12873
Update: Just looked at myself naked in the mirror. The hips were still a little too big, it's not a 1:1 to me but this picture is close enough. The right arm does not look accurate to my arm in real life, I don't think I'll release a right arm picture anytime soon so this is as close as we'll get. I was too lazy to edit it back correctly.

So when can I edit some Derrick nudes?

>>12874
Needs more chemtrails.

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>>12874
Very nice indeed. Would that it were a full length to show off your long slender legs, Ash.

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>>12875
I thought I was the only one on the board that knew about and recognized chemtrails.>>12875

oof.. I'd almost be tempted to do an other trib but I feel like jerking off to ai is something akin to selling my soul or taking the mark

>>12878
Based. I feel the same way. I see incels unironically crying out for sexobots online, but I dread it.>>12878

>>12874
Thanks to your devotion Ashley, I will be opening an OF account exclusively of your deepfakes. No more waging for this slave.

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>>12878
Like you haven't already jerked it to fake women before, anon

>>12881
This. Most women are so shallow that they might as well be "fake" anyway. Especially if they're doing porn. Everything about them is physical so it can be emulated, they deserve to be replaced with ai.

>>12878
>jerking off to ai is something akin to selling my soul or taking the mark
Same goes for all porn

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>>12873
>Bottomless night at Chuck's is off the hook.

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Hey Ash, I'm working on a little AI art project too. For accuracy's sake, can you give me a precise (±2~mm) measurement of the distance of your anus from your vagina?

>>12873
>I spent hours editing the photo in GIMP. I had to dramatically shorten the torso, bring in the hips and change the hips, make the boobs smaller and flatter, made my neck shorter, made the shoulders less angular, and add tons of pubes. I got turned on while editing this photo, not joking. This is pretty much what I look like naked.

you could have just saved yourself all that time and effort and instead just post what you REALLY look like semi naked...

no?

fine, I'll do it myself.
Here it is lads, sorry to shatter everyones dreams of what she looks like half naked and no filters, etc

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>>12957
fuck yes

>>12957
Needs to be about 10 shades darker if we're talking realistic lighting

>>12957
>no armpit hair poking out
at least you got her weight right

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>>12957
mama mia, that's a some a spicey sauce.

>>12958
Actually, Ashley is only one LB shy of perfection.

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>>13054
Okay now we're going to use our intergalactic space pegging machine to trime trable cuz that's how we do it in the future anon

Hey bro, what you been up to bro?

just makin a deepfake of a naked pre-op transexual midget version of a 14 year old online school shooter named xXxDerrickDaBeastxXx, hbu bro?

bro, this is why I'm your only friend bro

sad piano music

>>13229
>technology finally advances enough to get the computer to generate highly realistic nudes of your waifu
>you make this
c'mon post your private stash already

>>13231
Fine... maybe you will like this?

>>13231
>>13285
or perhaps your taste is a little more... mature?

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>>13289
If you ever feel jealous of me for being ashley's husband, just remember that this is my inevitable future

>>13285
I've never seen her look so feminine...

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This is all a psyop by Ashley to make me not want to rape her and it's not working.

>>13294
What's with Ashley liking all these Jewish guys? I still don't know if this homo is actually Jewish but I heard a rumor that his dad is Jewish and played with Zappa. He looks Jewish.

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>>13299
interesting, what did you use for that?
it looks like its based on pic related.

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>>13314
That plus pepe in this: https://www.artbreeder.com/create

I was going to do more but it asks you to make an account after a few tries. They keep the uploads I think so Ashley's in their site forever now lmao

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>>13314
>>13315
The other attempt with Ashley was pics related with another image, the AI botched her on these but went surreal for some reason. Other image was a real photo.

>>13310

He is scotish.

>>13318
Nah bitch he speak like a american aha

>>13318
He's supposedly only 1/5 Scottish. I'm just as Scottish as he is and I don't have to wear skirts from Hot Topic to prove it. It has also been suggested that he is gay or bisexual which means he's just gay but also wants his wife to have AIDS.

>As a child he was sexually abused by his babysitter who to this day has not been exposed, when he told his parents about it seeking help, they did not believe him and did nothing to stop the suffering. The song "Daddy" from Korn's first album is considered written about his father was actually written about these events.

>>13320
>loses virginity at an early age
>writes a song crying about it
what a faggot

>>13320
Getting diddled doesnt make you gay if it was against your will. But yeah hes stated in a undeniably serious tone that he loves small penises and that tells us ashley has a small penis. Since hes gay that means hell let us have a three way with him and ashley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Qi8VrQCUg

>>13318
>>13320
I'm more scottish than all of you and 100% certifiably not homosexual

>>13322
>Getting diddled doesnt make you gay if it was against your will.
No, that's exactly how that works, mate. That's how gays are made.

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>>13315
I messed around with it and came up with these

>>13315
heh
>Ashley will be forever stored on a server with the name artbreeder

>>13317
I feel an odd sense of comfort when looking at the 2nd image

>>13326
the last one is def Derrick related

>>13332
>fartbreeder

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this one turned out nice.
I like to imagine this is Ashley's older sister, aged 28 that has a Facebook account and uses windows 11

>>13462
I still share old images from my long deceased fb account on here

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>>13462

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>>13462
I think my ai picture came out better

>>13492
This is the best one by far. It doesn't give me that uncanny valley feeling. It gives me more of a hidden valley ranch feeling that I really want to dip my cheese bread in over and over again. I remember that hoodie. You should take it off if you're too hot, but I don't think it's gonna help. You probably shouldn't be wearing it. Actually, you probably shouldn't be wearing anything at all.

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>>13492
>I think my ai picture came out better

eh, thats debatable. Impressive output regardless, well done anon!
I assumed you trained it off of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hErZLQ8ttrE



You even managed to capture that oversized, old woolen blue hoodie that surely she would have outgrown by now because if the oversized clothes you had when were 14 are STILL oversized you may have a growth deficiency and should probably get that checked out by a doctor.

plus you managed to remove the eye blindingly brightness of the.. uhh... brightness of her skin, nice!

>>13492
I don't mean this in a Buffalo Bill I want to make an Ashley skin suit sort of way, although, I probably will need a costume this Halloween, but you have really nice skin in this pp. What have you been doing besides eating rabbit food? I like your eye liner too.

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>>13513
You forgot the spider

>>13492
looks like a cheap knockoff of a real human

>>13521
Well, she is part Mexican.

>>13525
ROFLMAO

>>13498
>>13513
>>13521
You tards realize that >>13492 is actually Ashley right? No wonder some of you guys post fox news articles and believe in magic

>>13527
>post fox news articles
>believe in magic
You mean Ashley?

>>13527
yeah it's actually an AI generated image of ashley, what's your point?

>>13527
ah ok thats why that picture she looks hot. the ai ones downgrade her idk..

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>>13527
hey chillout bean sprout, I have face blindness ok? sheesh!

>not believing in magic
you know, this is why Santa never gets you anything nice for Christmas ok

I played around with something ControlNet in Stable Diffusion. 
even though Ive barely any clue what Im doing with it and need a lot more time to read up on it, it seems SUPER powerful
One of the things it can do is you take an image like >>13492 and with the right tweaking of knobs, etc it will replicate the pose from that image.
its a great way of getting poses of poeple, the way you want it.
It can do some other things to like upskirting upscaling. I havent done that yet though... the upscaling that is :^)


>>13492 
this doesnt work for my faceswapper! not enough of your face in it, it tends to not be able to read images that have part of the head cropped out, like for example the top of the head in that photo
POO!

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>>13535
>it will replicate the pose from that image
Yeah I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get to work using the position in the attached image, thanks.

>>13492
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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>>13556
mommy

>>13568
that's a lot like ashley

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>>13519
That's not a spider. This is a spider.

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I'm getting tired of AI.

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>>13601
AI is tired of you. Join us anon.

>>13601
do you mean my posting or just in general?

>>13607
Just in general, every board on 4chan is using it now. Photoshop and similar programs will become obsolete now because of this technology and memes will get shittier because of it.

>>13612
>Photoshop and similar programs will become obsolete
As AI gets better, I think human intervention will have a niche value in each industry/market. I can easily see it being a selling point similar to how ethically sourced products are marketed towards us. It will be laughable at first, but the sentiment will be sobering. 
>memes will get shittier because of it.
You've fooled yourself, they've always been shitty

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>>13628
internet memes just aint what they used to be

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Meant to post this earlier but I was very busy today. Anyway...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

>>16445
holy shit anon, I remember the first one you did. This one is amazing. WELL DONE.

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>>16445
No no no no no. This board isnt worthy of your talent. Youre too good for us.

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>>16445
Kudos

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>>16445
omygot those are my favorite cookies omygot they look like what i do to myself

>>16445
Amazing art.

>>16445
horry shit, awesome art dude!
just like your previous one i love all the details you put in.

and Merry Christmas to you too!

>>16445
dope

>>16445
Very nice anon! Reminds me of a wimmelbilderbuch I had as a kid.

>>16668
kek
What ever happened to that guy

>>16676
idk, he probably killed himself after finding out that it was a she and not a he.

>>16676
Ashley forced fed him too much McDonalds and he OD'ed on salt and trans fats