/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Ashley couldn't handle the pressure. Marky should go on Fishtank.

>>32405 (OP) 
It would be like that autistic native american girl all over again. She'd be carried by audience support.

That being said, I don't think Ashley is all that interested in being more popular or making money because of her online presence. Otherwise she would already be on youtube or streaming on some other platform.

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is it really gay to kiss your own cummies?

>>32405 (OP) 
She already said she doesn't want to and gets annoyed with zoomers asking her to

>>32405 (OP) 
Sam aged like milk, no wonder Ashley didn't fuck him.

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>Wowie! An eccentric privacy-conscious egirl!
>She should go on Lolcow Harassment dot TV!

>>32405 (OP) 
Every single one of them looks like the type of dude to secretly pound it to tranny porn.

>>32432
Sam sucked off a tranny. Everyone knows this.

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>>32434
I didn’t know this, but it doesn’t surprise me. My question is did Andrew Tate get sucked off by a trannie?

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>>32439
definitely

>>32440
>You will never meet and alpha male that sucks cock

It's fucking over vros

>>32440
That mosaic effect isn't "teehee no feet for u foot fetishists :#3". It's "i have to hide my size 14 man feet or else i might have another mental breakdown tonight"

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>>32442
I like girls with big feet

>>32449
Me as well, but I don't like men with big feet. They must be petite and delicate.

>>32441
Getting a blow job sounds quite submissive if you ask me. In what way does that make you an alpha male? Shouldn't the alpha be doing the sucking after subduing? I disagree with Andrew Tate.

>>32971
homo

>>32971
Sorry that >>32982 was me testing posting after rebooting the server. I actually completely agree with you. It's more alpha to suck the seed out of your victim and inhale his virility. You control when he cums. There is nothing more alpha than being in control.

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>>32984
>It's more alpha to suck the seed out of your victim and inhale his virility. You control when he cums. There is nothing more alpha than being in control.
You scare me sometimes, in the way that gives me a fear-boner.

>>32984
So you're saying you'll be wearing the pants and I won't be? I can live with that.

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>>32984
>suck the seed out of your victim
>inhale his virility
>control when he cums
Is that what these supplements are for? You seem to really like cum. Isn't your favorite lasagnacat video 02/26/2003? I admit that I was concerned with your veganism but it's good to know you are seeking a sustainable and ethically sourced protein. Lucky dog.

>>32982
>>32984
It doesn't have to be gay, it can be man on woman too. Women with more testosterone have more sexual desire.

>>33074
Ashley has more testosterone because she is addicted to cum. That's why she masquerades as a 13 year old boy with mommy issues who desperately wants a girlfriend. She even punches holes in the wall. She admitted to it in her latest video but tried to play it off blaming the door she slammed because she almost pooped her pants. Why would someone admit to almost pooping their pants if they weren't trying to hide something? I know why she can't get a girlfriend. It's because her cum rage makes her the abusive lesbian in the relationship

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Ashley, I appreciate your help with the conversions. 

Apparently, a single fap session to one of Ashley's pics should produce at least 1/4 cup of cum. That's four tablespoons of baby batter for mommy for you teaspooners out there.

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It's so thick. It's the perfect consistency for bukkakes, bat mitzvahs, quinceañeras, and sweet sixteens going on thirty. Order now. https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/p5LL/

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>>33118
I would've happily purchased your hot sauce if you weren't such a disgusting pervert. I shall do business with somebody who shows professionalism with their brand like pic related.

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>>33118
Of course the attention whore homeless faggot that puts dead cats in his microwave is trying to scam people for monero with fake hot sauce and a phone he doesnt have.

>>33119
Cum on now. Is that Sam Hyde? I heard he doesn't get his from a bottle. He goes straight for the tap. He can't keep eating away with it.

>>33121
This nigga calling someone gay when all he do is think about me. That pic you posted which you had saved to your computer is the only serious relationship you'll ever be in. I knew I was your fantasy. Keep chasing that rainbow.

>>33127
>posts link to your own profile
>gets called a faggot
>why are you so obsessed with me?!
You talk like a nigger and your intelligence is on par with a nigger. What is your actual end game here by trying to scam people out of crypto for fake hot sauce?

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>>33130
Cool story bruh

>>33138
Wow gottem, you really proved that... uhhhhhhhh
What point are you even trying to make with some random chat screenshot, retard?

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>>33140
Sorry, can you try to explain yourself without using a Family Guy video from Facebook? I don't speak normgroid

>>33141
Stay mad.

>>33142
You pwned me bro

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>>33143
Why are you like this?

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I'm seeing Sam Hyde & MDE tonight by myself like a total loser since none of my normie friends are familiar with his comedy.

>>33331
"comedy" is a generous word to use, anon

>>33332
I prefer his old stuff but I'll still catch one of his shows if he's in the area. This might be the only time I'll get the meet the guy and the MDE crew so why not check it out.

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>>33335
Can you
>Shill ashley to him or one of the school shooters attending the show
>Ask him to record a quick message for Ashley
>Get him to autograph one of the fan art pictures Marky made of Ashley
Any one of those will make tubgurl history

>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.

>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.

>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?

>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.

>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years