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>>36330
>unzips dick

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>>36338
kill yourself unfunny faggot tranny lover

>>36347
There are better ways of telling people you're a retard. Try holding up a sign with your IQ on it so drivers know the speed limit.

>>36342
*unzips fbi gov submitted tip*

Good, she added more flags.

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https://grok.com/imagine/ Try it, it's free, supposedly.

1. Open Google Translate
2. Choose German and type "wir suchen dich"
3. ????
4. Profit!

foreskin gamer extreme tiktok thread compilation
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=f0N1pSxTz5M

>>36337
Does it count as breaking your 3 week nofap streak if you hands-free ejac while watching a non-pornographic video?

>>36346
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
—Matthew 5:27-28

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>>36204
>>36205
There was this namefag called Bostin Aycock that used to post on rizon in #AIDF back in 2015-16. He drove a Mazda Miata so it became the official car of faggots on /ashleyj/. Probably because Sam Hyde was really into them at the time. I even made a shitpost where I drove a Mazda Miata to Ashley's home on the board. Bostin is also where the "man MAN" meme came from. This is because he would always enter chat talking about the latest "Gone with the Wynns" YouTube video or something. We would make fun of her closeted husband and talk about his hot wife and he would say something along the lines of "man Man check Nikki out." and we would be like what about her and he would reply something like "Just check her out. Man, she can get it."  What happened to Bostin? He still updates his YouTube but last I checked he drove off into the sunset with some tranny when Ashley never returned. I am not shitting you. He even posted pics of them together and told us they fucked. He was a cool guy overall though.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=sbKcGb5Q-18
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FDaFt6a5_Vc

>>36206
Yeah, cant believe all these newfags don't know that your ex-boyfriend on IRC 10 years ago had a miata

>>36218
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®

>>36211
Let this post be a warning to all you newfags this is what you become if you lurk long enough. It's like an internet Smeagle. Don't attempt to communicate directly to it and do not look in it's eyes it will only further your own demise.

>>36222
I can't find anything about an "internet Smeagle" on Know Your Meme. Are you trying to meme?

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Hate it when this happens.

>>36264
Smiles are so ugly. Why can't she just have a twinge of a smile or a look in her eyes? She'd look cuter if she were scared also
>>36265
gem

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>She'd look cuter if she were scared also
my nigga

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hate women, love lolis, simple as.

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EfAhpX_wIBk

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I'm an anomaly.

if YouTube recommends this video, you're an Anomaly
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=ZXNAcRMdfIc

>>36298
She's a wiener, she's a hot dog 🌭
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=KPfcycMj8BE

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>>36298
Premium club banger

>>36324
Or man. Just saying.

>>36325
I wonder if he's ever tried to self-gobble

>>36324
I bet the Nathan's Hot Dog contest guy could have a field day with Hunter.

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>>36324
>>36327
New Matt Stonie video idea!1!11!!

>>36323
>hunter biden is so unironically based
moar like freebased amirite? i'll see myself out
>>36324
Ashley's your turkey
>>36326
>self-gobble
But it's not even Thanksgiving yet
>>36328
>Matt Stonie
Literally who?

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>>35959
She needs TP for her bunghole!

>>35959
This is one of the funniest pictures of Ashley, I can't help but laugh every time I look at this image.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley.

>>36286
He could've gotten 8 million views on youtube with that level of pore extraction, and he chose to waste it all on some whore?

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>>36289
https://www.tiktok.com/@rana_raikansoft/video/7144011298379025690

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I am right now making several DNA boxes wherein I'll store my genetic material such as hair, blood and sperm, which I will seal along with a message in several languages stating that if found by a sufficiently advanced civilization, I wish to be cloned. Any thoughts?

>>36239
Put it under the permafrost so it stays cool for longer

this is why they won't let you into antarctica btw

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Went to a store the other day that had a bowl of food erasers at the checkout counter, made me think of Ashley so I snapped a pic.

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>>36313
He looks like he is having an orgasim.

The "Alien" Situation Is Crazier Than We Thought....
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eoUXbPh2m4o

I had a nightmare about an alien invasion sometime after watching Bird Box for the first time several years ago. I remember this dream because of how vivid it was. Unlike most dreams I have where I realize almost instantly that I am in a dream, this one felt real. 
I could feel the Summer heat and hear the cicadas in the trees. It was so hot but I wasn't sweating at all. I was experiencing thirst and felt dehydrated. I was standing just in the doorway of this old farm house looking out into the yard and just beyond the yard was a tree line to a forest. There was absolutely nothing in this house and it was as if it had been abandoned for decades. There was an old dug well in the yard so I began heading towards it to get water and when I get there I realize there is no bucket but there is an old rope. I take off my shirt and tie it together with the end off the rope and begin lowering the rope into the well. How I thought of this, I don't know. I even surprised myself because in the dream it felt as if I was watching someone else do this and I was impressed by it. The idea was to let the shirt soak up the water and quickly pull it back up to wring the water out to drink from it. But while I was doing this, things suddenly took a turn. 
I immediately felt as if I was 

The Vietnamese Butcher Video – The First Real Snuff Film That Shocked The Internet
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=I4phIzU_bNo

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>look at calendar
>its Wednesday
>wait no its
<OCTOBER 1ST

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>>36290
I don't want to alarm you but there is a skeleton in you right now.

>>35507
Late night video! I'm about to watch this now.

>>35508
Me too. I usually watch carpet muncher videos before bed.

>>35510
Well, thats an oddly specific bedtime habit.

Ashley wtf you changed the look of your PeerTube instance

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>>34600
>365Black.com
Speaking of 365Black.com, McDonald's is doing away with DEI hiring but I don't think it's going to matter as they have already ruined their reputation. I often wonder if black people are just incapable of introspection. It's almost as if without the white man, blacks wouldn't have anyone to blame for their incompetence. It's common knowledge that black owned restaurants are dumps that are poorly run and white people tend not to frequent them. A white family after a child's soccer game is not going to venture into the hood for frosty milkshakes. I have worked at two black owned restaurants with predominantly black employees and witnessed this phenomenon first hand. I won't say blacks are lazy but they are criminally negligent. They seem to care more about the ego than responsibility.
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>>36187
creepy...

>>36186
Those toenails are too long. Pass.

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>>36291
>not clipping them with your mouth
homos get the rope and im not just talking about cum ropes

>>615
wha tdoes that mean

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>>36135
He was a simp for bussy.

>>36135
Maybe he had a faggot? I heard he really likes faggots. I like faggots too. Pork in faggots is pretty good. If you haven't tried a faggot, you're missing out.

Faggots and Peas recipe - Keith Floyd - BBC 
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>>36284
Is this British food?

>>36284
The breakfast of pedophiles

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TV On The Sega Game Gear In 2025!
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=L0a1RIv5BLs

I wonder if this setup would also work with an old Sony Watchman portable TV as well?

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>>36114
with all due respect to Duke Nukem
fans nothing of value will be lost lol

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>>36142
It will be shit but that won't be a dealbreaker for Ashley.

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>A gamer just became the first Steam user to own 40,000 games with an account worth over $642K
Are you winning, sonix?

I Scientifically Explain Why Guys Play As Girls in Video Games!
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0xdTjyGIC5w

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Right now me and my other personalities have decided to chill and watch some kino vids at https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones, feel free to join me my frens.

Tell us more about your other personalities, drummyfish. Are your other personalities in the room with you now?

>>36249
Some have already murdered others, now remain the drunk and the sober, the retard, the annoying schizo, creepy lurker, blissful child, 30 year old thinkpad hoarder, 50 year old boomer and a few others. Still a whole bunch.

more liek cummyfish

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>>36209
Event Horizon is a cult-classic, too bad we'll never see the true uncut version. Funny you mentioned Dead Space, the protagonist's helmet is actually based off the Event Horizon ship. I just finished listening to The Long Walk audiobook, it's more grim than the movie which focuses more on the camaraderie among the walkers. The ending is also different in the novel but I didn't mind the film version. I want to read The Stand sometime, that's one of his best books from what I heard, but Salem's Lot is next on my list.

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>>36253
>hardly the physiognomy of a true Aryan

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>>36253
>a beaner is lecturing
>Beavis and Butthead

>>36253
Castizas are White faggot goyslave

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>>36225
Why should I set my homepage to dukenukem.net when Netscape works perfectly fine? I'm sorry Ashley but Netscape will always be my navigator.

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>>36270
The more you use her search engine, the higher the bandwidth and the more she has to pay in server cost.

>>34048
what the chickenscratch say dough

>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?

>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"

>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.

>>15636
Thanks, I will spend my time going through every recent video and skimming through the transcripts until I see Ashley's name mentioned.

>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them

>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke

Did OP's stroking finish? I think he flooded the thread with cum.

What is this thread about? Was Ashley actually on some show on Youtube?

>>15636
>This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else.

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from the 4chan dating app scrape

>>36157
that's just a fat dude

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I didn't know Zone-tan was also 4'11". Small world.
https://nitter.poast.org/zone_tan/status/1234119231152754690

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>>33801
Well popeye. I hope you enjoy Ashley like we all do, cause she doesn't shave and bathe that often. Just like your women.

is this boxxy's child?

>>34002
know this is patrick

hi
- Name