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>>32445 (OP) 
r u pregornant?

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>>32445 (OP) 

Are you pregnant? 

Seabee is the father or other glownig?

Did you enjoy making the baby or did you feel  nothing or little?

What do you want it to be? boy or girl?

Grow your children with dogs and cats. they will be happier.

I am the ##Board Owner too

>>32445 (OP) 
>>32453
dark shadow trukes (truth nukes)

good thread

>>32456
That color of pink is the most white trash thing in this entire thread. Even more than the  girl with a black eye.

>>32459
Can you explain how the color pink is white trash?

>>32460
If you don't already understand you are ngtmi.

I will miss his hilarious photo edits of Ashley and pugs he found on Google images.

F in peace "Heh, heh"

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Thank You For Your Funeral Service

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Don't make Seabee's mistake kids. 
Don't follow orders your whole life, think for yourself.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=PFB5VgbyKGw?si=avQUFmdp7enJbjsw

Damn I really thought this thread would get him to post :'(

goodnight sweet prince

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>>32452
Antz was one of the first movies I saw in theaters as a kid.

Anyways, I'm curious about Seabee's sudden absence from this board. I would imagine Ashley has his contact info, perhaps she can do some digging and confirm whether or not he's actually dead. It just seems pretty sus that somebody who posted on /ashleyj/ for so many years, even during Ashley's hiatus, would drop out suddenly with no explanation.

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>>32439
definitely

>>32440
>You will never meet and alpha male that sucks cock

It's fucking over vros

>>32440
That mosaic effect isn't "teehee no feet for u foot fetishists :#3". It's "i have to hide my size 14 man feet or else i might have another mental breakdown tonight"

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>>32442
I like girls with big feet

>>32449
Me as well, but I don't like men with big feet. They must be petite and delicate.

>>32351
Terry Davis said life should be played like a video game, focus on having fun instead of a high score. Then again, he was also homeless and killed himself by stepping infront of a train so maybe it's best not following his advice.

>>32351
>I just want to be able to take life seriously. 😭
start by not using emojis

>>32353
did he in fact speedrun life?

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>>32355
asshole

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Nigga, I am in actual fucking _love_ with this E-Thot, but it is literally impossible to get her attention. Fuck this life, JEJ.

>>32252
>man reacts to high speed bubble wrap popping sounds (satisfying)

>>32389
Is that a doll?

Lulzy brit animation Monkey Dust . Chester would love that one.

>>30769
She’s a 10/10

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>>32225
>10/10
>brown eyes

She was actually the man of the show.

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The guy is retarded, yet brilliant. His stuff goes hard, that is for sure. Make sure to check out "Itzhak Frey & Son"[1] and "SHIBUYA"[2].

[1]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=zPTk4BzdBu8 
[2]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=UiZenZtDQqk

>>32379
Did you ever scrape the cum out of your colon?

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>>32380
She's the only reason I watched MythBusters. If she ever does a porn parody, it should be called NutBusters.

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>>32321
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=02bHO9t6fuI

>>32422
>wow people discuss illegal things on dread
>hey look a retarded spammer
nice cherrypicking bro. The last time I was there people were discussing skin care (seriously).

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Here is my submission for the next monthly column, which I suppose takes the form of a question:

I recently downloaded the movie "Azrael," a 2024 horror flick. The teaser blurb is as follows:

>In a world where no one speaks, a devout female-led community hunts down a young woman who has escaped imprisonment. Recaptured, Azrael is due to be sacrificed to an ancient evil in the wilderness, but fights for her own survival.

This, to me, sounded pretty interesting. Plus I like the main actress, Samara Weaving. She's pretty in the same way that Eva Green is pretty. They both have a sort of seductive, come-fuck-me look, and you just know that they both have incredibly stinky pussies. Bonus, the gimmick of this movie is that nobody talks, i.e., no dialogue, just heavy panting while running from demon monsters or whatever. Great.

I have posted an mp4 of the trailer for this film, but to keep the filesize down, the quality is pretty bad. Here is a link to see the trailer in better quality: https://rutube.ru/video/00ef6d4dd94c60b6eb6cb2eac6fbdc6d/

I usually watch the trailer for a movie before I see it. It's not perfect, but it's usually a better indicator of whether I want to watch something than a written synopsis (which could include spoilers and ruin the film).

Anyway, for the above-stated reasons, I was on board to torrent this movie, which I did. I started watching it and within the first five minutes the main actress is kissing a black man, who is clearly supposed to be her boyfriend/husband. (See spoilered images 1 and 2).

I was immediately disgusted. I thought to myself, "of fucking course." I ended up watching maybe 20 more minutes of the movie. The main character (Samara Weaving) and her black boyfriend are attacked and kidnapped. Later, she escapes her captors, but then she decides to go back to rescue her boyfriend. This was enough for me, and I turned off the movie and deleted the file.

>>32396
An AI of Ashley covering some acoustic hits would be bussin

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>>32396
That's neat.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hMp3fBzF8rU

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=54OhvP1YnBE

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https://tent.sny.sh/release.php?artist=w-s-w-w&type=track&name=--4

>>32425
Mostly for gayming. I have an R7 5700x3d and 32gb RAM, since there's a shortage of GPUs, I'm worried the 4070 won't last long on the shelves. My work covers up to $1500 in electronics so I can wait it out a while longer and hope to see a 4080 restocked or be stuck with my 2080 until the AM6 chipsets release and do a fresh build then.

>>32426
>gayming
grow up. the only reason to buy a gpu these days is local inference or getting rce turboaids by leasing your hardware through one of the many marketplaces.
you can play any games worth playing with what you already have. if your work gives you 1500 and you'll loose it if you don't spend it just buy a 3090 or 4090

>>32426
In that case it sort of depends on what you want to play. If you're not into the latest AAA slop, then >>32427 is right, more or less. (Although I think video games are fine as a hobby, as long as you don't let some MMORPG or gatcha game take over your life and wallet.) You don't need 4000 series if you're going to use it to play RPG Maker games.

That being said, yeah, if you somehow lose out on the $1500 if you don't spend it, buy the best shit you can get. If you truly didn't need/want it, couldn't you just sell it?

>>32429
I decided to wait until either a 4080 or 4090 is restocked. The 2080 is still a great card that runs everything I enjoy playing, I want to upgrade for STALKER 2 but it's still being patched so I probably won't be playing it until this Winter or next Spring. You're right, I may as well use that money towards something amazing. I won't lose the $1500 unless I get fired, I can hang on to it as long as I want.

>>32430
>I want to upgrade for STALKER 2
Ok that's actually a pretty badass reason to want the upgrade. I sunk many hours into the original but I haven't tried the second yet. If any tubsissies want to post about it in the vidya thread I'd read it.

>>32144
I don't know about their stock but the last time I stepped into a Gamestop it was 80% Funko Pops and other gay stuff that wasn't video games.

>>32145
>last time I stepped into a Gamestop it was 80% Funko Pops and other gay stuff that wasn't video games.
Holy kek. I haven't been in one in well over a decade, but I guess this makes sense. Redditors going for le experience waow so retro. But of course nobody actually wants video games, so they have to sell them soytoys instead

>>32146
GameStop made the mistake of getting out of the retro video game market which allowed privately owned video game stores to pop up all over the country. They should have never stopped accepting retro video games. They basically abandoned a market valued at approximately USD 217.06 billion in 2022 that they could have cornered for the past decade. Whoever runs their company is a total retard. They totally wasted their acquisition of ThinkGeek, Inc. I'm sitting across the street from a GameStop right now and the parking lot is entirely empty. How do they even remain profitable?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tjaAHNwDsMM

Ashley, I suggest you hide in your Jewish neighbor's attic.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E_LEIiA6NHo?si=KWWdOL1zA4tzQeZl

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Remember to always check your pocket.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13984081/Woman-major-injuries-wearing-sex-toy-MRI-scan.html?ito=social-facebook-tntc

>>30170
That's pretty insensitive of you to remind Ashley of this. If he knew how bad their father was going to beat her, he would have taken the blame. Now he drinks like his father to forget the shame. Those poor kids deserved better than having Chris Benoit for a father. I wish I could go back in time and save her. I could've been her statutory godrapist. If the love fits, you must aquit.

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>>30566

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Read the novel Deliverance by James Dickey and watch the movie starring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, and Ned Beatty. My entire opinion of this movie was based simply around the memes of the infamous rape scene which really isn't as bad as it's often portrayed. The sheriff in the movie is actually played by the author James Dickey and he does an excellent job considering this was his first and only acting role.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=4gh5B_Uezmk

>>32415
I didn't know it was a novel. I swear 90% of films are adaptations of books. I read Starship Troopers recently and it was boring as shit compared to the film. The whole story takes place during bootcamp and there's only 2 chapters with action which happens at the beginning and the end of the book. I definitely got filtered with this one.

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>>32151
Never rub another man's rhubarb.

this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>32274

>>32274
boobardb

>>32409
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=nkA6685ZNZY

>>32207
>>32208
This was more enjoyable muted.

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gpt4 went hard here 😂🔥

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>>32354
alright, thanks for playing on, after all it's a historical moment :D queen rapes the horse

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>>32359
Ashley to C8. Even though she dislikes penises since they remind her of Uncle Rico, Ashley's severe hunger pain causes her to hallucinate and see the two throbbing cocks as jumbo-sized hotdog wieners. Ashley gobbles the one closest to Michael Jackson while making eye contact, something she rarely does, as he watches in horror. Check.

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>>32386
Admirable act of self sacrifice to give Duke a few extra moments of life, almost as touching as Ron Weasley's famous move in the Harry Potter chess game, but monstrous dildo double penetration was evemtually too much even for Ashley. Dildo takes Ashley at c8.

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>>32390
Pug to A3...

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>>32392
queen c2 check

>>32290
Ashley the Assassin took him out at least.

Yeah where the fuck has seabee been

>>32300
His last post was on Ashley's Elon Musk video and that was almost a month ago. He's either dead, arrested for CP, or dicided out of the blue that he wants nothing to do with this place despite being a fan all these years.

>>32302
Maybe he lost interest because ashley doesnt look 13 anymore

>>32308
I came for and to cunny-ashley, now I stay for the soldering videos and based monthly column

>>31834
This theme is very nice. I love the background.

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There's some website updates: https://dukenukemis.cool/news/

Your commentary on these updates are encouraged.

Not gay if I'm looking at my own then. Not self incest if I look at it. Only if I try to suck my own cock, if makes any sense. Porn isn't gay if it's just see how a male and female fuck. Of course porn does groom young kids, so that's wrong.  

Lol thanks for the satire, you poo poo head.

>>32182
I’m gonna make those muffins this weekend (using my stand mixer of course)

>>32182
I'm going to fap to your muffin this weekend.

>>30770
Just like me and the FBI at your house.

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>>32240
Personally, I would fuck the vampire looking daddy since he looks the most feminine and thus it would be the least gay, especially if you made him go doggystyle and pulled on his girly long hair. Hopefully he's shaved/waxed in the bussy and dick region. Of course this is assuming I get to be the top. if I have to be the bottom then I'd pick the Asian daddy because he probably has the smallest dick there (meaning he can't penetrate my anus as deeply and thus it's the least gay). I also might fuck the black daddy just to buck break him and establish dominance over the other men (which would make me the strongest and thus least gay). How about you guys? Which zaddy would you pound out or be pounded by if you could choose or had to choose?

>>32240
>>32241
I'd take on the beer belly redhead on the far right. His body shape is the most feminine out of the entire lineup and honestly the most accurate for what you'd find if you banged an average female in the US. He looks like he even has a high pitch voice, like his balls didn't drop much during puberty, so he would sound the cutest (not gay) out of all of them. Plus, since he has high and tight balls, it's easier to imagine it as a vagina as I make love to him in missionary. By "make love" I mean heterosexually fucking his super pastel pink asshole until I jizz, because all redheads have a beautiful white skin color and pastel pink nipples and assholes. You could also penetrate his belly button (it's probably a good 2-3" deep, perfect size for my cock), which would make you not gay at all since you aren't in his asshole or anything. This makes the redhead the best and least gay choice.

I wouldn't make him shave his beard either, because it's a good cumcatcher for any cum that blows out of his mouth as I creampie that Shopvac he calls a mouth. It's purely a matter of time efficiency and less cleanup, and I don't think it makes me gay to make choices that result in time saving and cleanliness.

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>>28431 (OP) 
I only eat canned pineapple and a concoction known as COMBO R.

Coconut
Oil
Meat
Beans
Onions

Rice

It's affordable in these hard economic times and delicious.  However, it has put my significant weight on my grandpa twink frame and I have increasing chest pains.

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omg hes sooo hot but im sooo fat :[

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>>31987
fuuuckkk this looks so good

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I've never been to Hooters.

>>32119
You're not missing anything. Hooters is for boomers that like bimbos who think they still got it and can hook up with a college girl. There are better places to eat and drink.

>>32120
Strip clubs are like they too which is why I stop going to them even though I've only been twice. First time was on my 19th birthday which was fun and later in my 20s me and a coworker went to one in a shitty part of town and it was mostly these burnouts blowing their money on beer and women who won't fuck them. Me and my buddy just had a beer while watching this sad sight and left. The place closed down the following year and I don't know what has become of it since.

>>32122
There's something interesting about a venue where the actual purpose is clearly a sort of male exhibitionism. I imagine that simps for twitch thots are also trying to show off to each other.

I can't talk about this one with bros. I miss my cat so much. I miss her snuggles and her presence. I wish I could've kissed her on the head one last time. Rest easy.