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>>24174
Oh no not the r word!

real tired of yall simps

>>24181
Not many simps here

>>24181
D'oh!

>>24181
I ain't no simp, son.

>>24143
FAKE FAKE FAKE THIS ONE IS VERY OLD FAKE FAKE FAKE LIAR LIAR LIAR

>>24144
YOU'RE VERY OLD AND FAKE.

>>24118
Damn, u r right... she's...
Nekokoyoshi (爆机少女喵小吉) MiaoXiaoJi, and she is a Ninja(小吉忍法帖)! 🥷🏻

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>>24177
All you faggots desire to stick your ding dongs in ching chongs but no love for butch dream girls
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65d7e18f4c99c

>>24112
Technically it's pronounced "jiff" but it might as well not be since nobody does

It's like stallman with his "gnu plus linux" thing. he's absolutely correct but the unwashed retarded masses will never actually call it that.

people are just generally just so stupid that these things ultimately don't matter because you'll never convince people to do or say things correctly. 

I am 100% blackpilled about the average person's level of intelligence. It's why 80% (probably more) of the population is vaccinated including most of the people on this board.

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a certified hood classic

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>>24067
You're not funny, zack and you will never be funny except for liking other guys.

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The Ash and I ready to take the plunge. It doesn't get any better.

>>24152
You're both gonna jump?

Don't jump, Ashley. I'll jump your bones instead.

>>24152
Good luck trying to fit her legs into that tub

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>>24168
Yea, we're gonna need a bigger boat I mean tub. Do like those long slenders, always have.

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More like red hot chili PEDOPHILES am I right

>>24150
Based. This is the only good thing the Red Hot Chili Peppers have done.

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wtf I love RHCP now

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=0MlL_xuwyds

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>>24100
Dude, there was a guy cooked alive in a pressure cooker at the Bumble Bee Tuna plant. So what if like ghosts don't know they are disembodied spirits and they don't perceive reality the way we do. They are in a dream-state and have no peripheral vision or situational awareness and can't figure out why things aren't working correctly like how when you attempt to interact with things in your dreams but it's all wonky. Maybe poltergeists are just ghosts trying to figure out why they can't simply open a door or something and then they become angry and end up slamming the door. Maybe tossing shit around the room is them throwing a tantrum because they are frustrated with their situation. Imagine waking up and not being able to interact with the inanimate objects around you as you once did. Like trying to turn a door knob but having no grip strength as if your hand fell asleep. That's why things get tampered with. An object being slightly pushed until it falls off the table is a ghost attempting to interact with the object but failing until they accidentally push it onto the floor. They may become angry afterward and begin knocking everything onto the floor. When you speak to a ghost, it's like schizophrenia to them. They have no idea where the voices are exactly coming from. They can't see you and don't know you can see them when they

>>24128
ok, how you know?

>>24100
>Anyways, as he was in there (everything as off and cooled), an employee didn't know the guy was in there and hit the button to start up the kayak molding process.
>There wasn't a safety switch on the inside of the molding room, so the guy melted to his death
>I'm not going to trust him while I'm in some deadly machine.
so he is still employed?

how the fuck wasnt this person fired?

>>24130
If I recall the two people were related. I think it was his dad he accidentally killed. They ended up suing the people who created the kayak molding device because there was no internal safety switch, and now in the UK such things are regulated so it won't happen again. The guy probably wasn't fired since it was an accident and he was dealing with the grief of killing his dad, but I imagine he wouldn't want to continue working at the place where he killed his father.

I think I heard this from the Mr. Ballen channel. He covers a lot of spooky and insane stories.

>>24129
I don't. Its an educated guesstimate.

>>24146
Thats my favorite meal. I used to make baked ziti all the time. I like having a salad on the side with cold ranch and buttery croutons.

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>>24158
>multiracial thumbs up
Don't worry, I used the magic of AI to make a new version with the correct skin tones

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Here's a couple more if you need options

>>23940
He was repairing a Warhammer 40K model and his hot glue gun exploded and some landed on his beard. that happens from time to time.

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>playing random image game
>listening to Great Romances Of The 20th Century by Taking Back Sunday
>right as picrel is the random image I get
>lyrics say "am I turning you on? is this turning you on?"

>>24115
ayy dats a lot like me an Ashley ong 😂 😂 😂 🤣🤣🤣 💯 💯 💯

>>24135
frfrong tho

>>24141
Cool, what's the meaning?

>>24142
It means I'm a former Navy Seabee

>>24145
What is a Seabee? Is that your fursona? Are you a furry? I think I would rather be a Sealion instead.

>>24145
Never heard of the Seabee division but because I'm from France

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>>24098
You can always go with the fake aquarium fish if you want to remain in her good graces but that's like having a stuffed animal and pretending it's real

https://youtu.be/sYSmr0isCR0

>>24106
That son of a sponge stole Ashley's pocket watch

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>>24052

I love our supreme leader. 
I'm just surprised she gets mad at spongebob like that.
I like spongebob, some episodes are super good (I remember one where Squidward leaves the Krusty crab in charge of spongebob while he goes home to rest, but when he's home he can never relax and goes back to the krusty crab over and over again. In the end no one goes to the restaurant the whole shift and squidward's nose falls off and his head deflates. Very funny....).
I don't understand why Ash would look down on something so fun. 
Maybe she lacks a man like me to caress her and make love to her every day.
We could also smoke pot and drink some sweet juice.

>>24114
You want me to evict them from their home and sentence them to a life on the street just to replace them with mannequins? Can you fucking imagine actually doing that to people? Lmao, those fake fish look awful. They look like the TV show that Ed, Edd n Eddy watch. 
https://ed.fandom.com/wiki/Fish_Bowl_2

>>24098
No its ok, dont worry about that. Ashley has been up for 67hrs straight researching McDonaldland, so she was bound to crack eventually, thats all.
Now show the the class your aquarium with your Spongebob tank ornaments. Sounds cool!




watched the Virgin Suicides (1999, Sofia Coppola). it was ok, kind of overrated though. Kirsten Dunst is cute af though. 3.8/5 pveralls

>>24040
Squidward lookin' ass

>>24050
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24044
Literally all women dress like whores even in hijab there is no acceptions

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Hahahaahahahaha

https://duoleak.acid.im/

>man: 47800
>woman: 3085
>agender: 240
>intersex: 36
>nonbinary: 2011
>other: 553
>transman: 262
>transwoman: 1710
>transgender: 147

>>23988
>Sometimes I choose quality of life or accomplishing goals over being totally privacy conscious.
Same.

>Maybe you need to get your testosterone levels checked?
😂

>>24027
That's a ladyboy

Lots of whores in porn spend their money on implants but Ashley done bought herself an additional chromosome
https://xhamster.com/videos/trikepatrol-sexy-smiling-asian-likes-it-from-behind-xhDQ3eL

>>24071
Like ladyboys right, the ones you like, your favorite.

>>24075
Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel attractive.

>>23669
>I'm pretty sure my parents wouldn't care about you. They aren't proud of faggots
You found that out the hard way.

>>23671
No, I was never left alone with your uncle. I mean that I was brought up in a Christian home. Has nothing to do with your butt spelunking.

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I just learned I'm probably injected with Graphene Oxide and god knows what else at my dental appointment last week when I went to get my wisdom tooth removed. They pulled another one for good measure so I got jabbed plently. Am I dun goofed? Or is there a way to flush these nanobots out of my system. Other than antioxidants I've found no conclusive fix.

>>24030
sue them for billions of dollars and live the rest of your life on a tropical island

>>24034
Sadly suing isn't even really a thing here.

>>23487
Not interested in gaming. I think another anon chimed in giving that impression. Thanks for the insight.

Looking to upgrade my RAM. Is there a go to brand of RAM you dorks like?

>>24017
I currently have G.Skill Ripjaws V (2x16gb) installed. Watching gay porn and playing Minecraft has never been better!

>>24017
i heard muslims are really into RAMadam, hope this helps

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>>24017
This will probably do the trick

>>23672
I can't tell if this is an indian woman with a mustache or an indian man. For once we need the indian to show THEIR bob/vagene/penap.

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For the past 3 days Ive had hard shits that tore the inside of my rectum causing blood. Each day its worse and more blood. Im afraid the poop rubbing against an open wound will give me an infection.
>inb4 fiber

>>23960
Btw my wife loves scrapbooking so Im contemplating putting my blood wipe in her scrapbook. Surprisingly theres no poop on the toilet paper wipe even though it was the first wipe. Its just a circle of blood.

I cucked a couple. The wife wouldn't shut up about scrapbooking until I fucked her. The husband was watching from the toilet since he enjoyed to stroke it while shitting.

In 2008 I stole a can of Monster Energy from my local convenience store. To this day I still haven't been caught.

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its that time of the year

late autumn


When theres still enough red and yellow leaves left on the branches of trees, but the grounds are covered with fallen leaves too.



Seeing them hanging overhead on tree branches as Im in my car, driving down some road or hearing them crunch beneath my shoes as I walk down a footpath.
Its the best time of my favourite season of the year.

You guys got a favourite time or season of the year?

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>>23977
NIGGA WHAT TF ITS SUMMER???????!?!?!?!?

>>23977
It's Spring right now you dumb nigger.

>>23977
My favorite time of the year has got to be summer. All the kids out of school playing in the water... MMMMMM AHA ;)

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>>22653
Just use OMEMO it's another encryption method people use with XMPP, very trusted https://conversations.im/omemo/. All you do is click the lock icon and select OMEMO, then you're set.

This is the first time anyone's mentioned using the phone tutorial, let me know if you run into any issues. Just curious -- are you using a physical phone or using a headset?

>>22653
Both parties must be using the chosen encryption method. JMP's bot doesn't use encryption (presumably to make it usable for non-neckbeards or autistic people like ashley). As far as I know anyway, you can check with JMP support. This isn't a big deal as you probably aren't discussing anything particularly sensitive about your love life with the automated system. The message you're getting about "Not Trusted there was no trusted and active key found" is because you don't have the public key stored for the other party. Stick with it because JMP is actually great and is one of the only VOIP services that doesn't require you to provide a blood, hair, and stool sample to use. I'm glad Ashley brought it to my attention because previously I had to jump through a lot of hoops to get a non-privacy-invasive voip number. Or rather, they wanted to invade my privacy, but I managed to get in with fake info, which wasn't as easy as it sounds.

>>22675
>autistic people like ashley
Sorry just to be clear I meant NON-autistic people UNlike ashley

>>22671
>Just curious -- are you using a physical phone or using a headset?
Headset for now, but I have plans to go through with your physical phone tutorial in the future. I'm excited to choose my own novelty phone.

This might be a dumb question or need more context, but how do I actually make a call without a physical phone using Gajim?

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>>23963
https://jmp.chat/faq
See Q3 and Q4. You have to add the phone number you want to call as a contact. When adding them as a contact, add the phone number and "@cheogram.com" at the end, such as "+14169938000@cheogram.com". (Make sure to include the country code +1 or whatever their country code is). Now they will appear in your contacts list. Go back to your messages. Press the blue plus icon and select "start chat". Find the contact you added and double click to have them appear in your message list. This won't actually send a message. Then click the icon (picrel) and select start voice chat. I assume this will work with a headset if it's configured with Gajim in the preferences. Try test calling major stores so you won't feel shame trying to call someone important in case it messes up.

FYI you might want to adjust your privacy settings before adding contacts. Click on your icon, then select the wrench icon that says "Account settings", then select the privacy section. By default it does things such as share if you received/read a message among more, which is unnecessary.

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>>18035
yes sweetie.

In unrelated news, I've been playing the new Gran Tourismo racing game. It's like soooo realistic, I can drive in the game the same way I drive in real life! yaaayy!

WEEEEE WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A BIKE RIDE!!! YAY!!!!

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sheds a tear
I miss you Mom
RIP
gets back on her knees
well, no time for tears. Back to work.

>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
looks down at the ground and softly mumbles
hope it makes you feel better...

>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
kisses Derrick on the mouth
This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
kisses Derrick on the mouth again

North Korean Propaganda Shows How Americans Supposedly Live
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCzxjiJ2NM

Hezbollah Has a Brutal Message for 'Queers for Palestine' Protesters
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2qaqk3XN_QY

Islamist Has MELTDOWN Over ‘Queers For Palestine’ 😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQqmU-1VNZ0

>>23846
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>>23898
You're not white.

>>23899
How did you know that??? Is it because the things I posted are things a white person would disagree with me?

Hello from 🏳️‍🌈

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>>22887 (OP) 
ОООооо ну наконец-то братишка из ВСЖ пожаловал сюда. Так ведь? Или я до сих пор здесь один как аутист буду сидеть?

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товарищи здравствуйте

Putin Says LGBTQ Community Is Part of Russian Society
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xHC_qFPeXt0