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>>27384
hollllyyyyy shittttt. Tbh I think chubby girls are cute, I'm into that shit. But she's well into "gross bbw" territory now. What an absolute shame. Imagine having the world in the palm of your hand and fucking up so badly that by just 22 years old you're an obese, unhygienic cat lady selling pictures of your rapidly sagging tits for $8/month. Absolutely depressing, tubsisters.

>>27379
Yes, there's a talking cow, even a talking worm.

>>27008
They'll just get them to sign a "we can use AI to replicate your voice" contract and keep the dead horse walking. Hope the voice actors demand profit sharing. There will be new Simpson episodes until God becomes President.

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>there's a movie called Ashley Jones Is Perfectly Normal that came out 2021
wtf? did we know about this, Ashler gang?

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>>27807
What was the advice she gave?

>>27807
Yeah any sisterly advice from Ashley should be avoided at all costs. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants however has some hidden wisdom, take it from me, a rreal woman. You want proof? Don't you hate it when the tampon goes too far up your pussy after having drunk sex?

>>27822
Oh heck yes girl. I hate it when I'm trying to sleep but then I start my period and I'm bleeding out of my pussy and the blood runs down my all-in-one pussy-and-ass crack and then the blood settles onto my asshole and then I fart and it splatters period blood all over the back of my panties!!!

ironic tranny posting is still tranny posting

>>27820
something basic with nail polish, not really relevant

>>27732
kek exactly
>>27773
I agree with you. I do. But I've been thinking about this for a long time. The "modern internet" = the internet for NPCs, shills, corpos, and normies. The internet is still the internet. It's how YOU use it that matters. This line of thought is a big reason as to why I check this board every day. Small communities like this one are infinitely better than screaming into the void on some megaplatform like facebook or twitter. Yes tubgurl is a lot of shitposting and nonsense centered around ashley, but it's fun, and it's *different*. Places online where privacy/foss is important to the userbase will give you "old internet" vibes. You aren't expected to post your real name and face - it would be weird if you did. Yes, the internet that the normies use sucks, but you don't have to take part in it. You can still pick and choose where you go, privacy tech is better than ever (it really is - compare the state and amount of choice in encrypted messengers now to, say, 2007), and you can still create. Thanks to crypto like monero you can even pay for almost anything you want privately (like a server for your website or community forum or whatever it is you want to do). I can get extremely negative and even depressed about the modern world but this is my 'glass half full' take on it.

>>27774
My view on privacy is controversial but I dislike the hysteria about it kind of and refuse to use encryption in most cases, back in the day you had "less privacy protection", that's true as you state, but you also didn't need it because no one way raping you on the net, you could post your address, name, phone number, it was all fine (many hackers like RMS even hated the idea of passwords for example, and refused to use them, even many BBSes frowned on using anonymous handles), that will sadly never fully return probably, but I would like to at least see some small communities that do it that way perhaps. My personal goal is to one day make even my password public, it's like getting rid of the cellphone, a pinnacle of freedom, a don't want that shit complicating my life.

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>>27793
I don't concern myself with any of it anymore. A lot of this concern for online privacy just feels like larping to me and is no different than those who are overly concerned with their carbon footprint and believe that doing little irrelevant things is going to actually save the planet. I'm not a fan of corporations of moguls but I don't see how jumping through hoops just to watch a simple YouTube video is going to somehow fight the powah. It just seems like a clique for people who feel like losers to be just as condescending and dogmatic as the very people who made them that way in the first place. I appreciate Ashley's attempt to spread awareness but what I don't appreciate is the elitist attitude some carry and how belligerent they become over the fact that you enjoy things they don't agree should exist. It feels political and polarizing and seems just as bad as the judgement cast by activists such as vegans, animal rights advocates, and other political ideologues. No Fun Allowed.

>>27802
This poster definitely saved this image from a targeted advertisement on Facebook

>>27802
>I don't see how jumping through hoops just to watch a simple YouTube video is going to somehow fight the powah
invidious is less bloated than youtube, you're literally jumping through less hoops

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>>27795
I wasn't talking rape. I said "intimate" which denotes consensus.

>>27806
Ashley will be butt raped by a very large inmate

at what age did Ashley lose her virginity do you think?

>>27823
25

>>27823
7

>>27813
And I assume you're on the spectrum, right?

>>27815
Undiagnosed.

>>27816
fair enough, I like trains too

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>>27813
When I was a kid my friend and I would put pennies on the tracks and wait for a train to come by. Amazing, the pennies would become the size of half dollars.

>>27808
I bet shes a Redgum kind of girl, it really is the best wood to burn. So i wouldnt be surprized since she is smart to buy wood that burns slow and steady providing warmth for many, many hours. Plus its pretty resistant to any water that may get into it if its stored outdoors and some rain gets on it, so you can purchase some and store it with confidence
Gosh, tubbies, I just really like Redgum wood, ya know?

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>>27818
My dad has this really old piece of railroad. He loves to show it off but Im like dad its just a bit of metal, I dont get it?

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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.

>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.

>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.

>>27801
delete this post

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Friends Forever Internet Radio Japan & others pop/indie/subculture
128 kbps mp3 https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/listen.m3u
64 kbps aac https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/low.m3u

this one time, i opened 2 threads in separate tabs and got the SAME /ashleyj/ banner in each tab!

I was so happy about this that, when i was watering my azaleas, i exclaimed to my neighbor whose name was, lets say for intensive purposeless was DeShawn Johnson, that i had had just gotten two of the exact same /ashleyj/ banners by opening 2 threads in separate tabs and he was all like "THAT IS IT [REDACTED] IM FED UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND IM FUCKING CALLING THE COPS IVE HAD ENOUGH" so then i went inside my trailer and loaded up https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/25664.html#postform to post this but I have to go now because MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS FUCKING FUNERAL IS ABOUT TO FUCKING COMMENCE LET6S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27741
Let me guess, you won the lottery too? I don't believe you. No one here has that kind of luck.

I have never told this to a single living soul until now. I recently had a really vivid dream about raping my dad. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK MY DAD. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO MY DAD. I have no idea why I dreamt that but I still feel weird about it. Did I psychically rape him in the dream world?

>>27785
Sounds like you have a controlling father and instead of actually attempting to escape him as most would do, you desire to overpower him so he can share your fear and shame. It's okay, Ashley. I'll be your daddy. You can rape me all you want.

>>27785
BASED

>>24546
Wait, you meant the table

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>>24549
I'm no small potato 
I fart an F5 tornado

>>24546
This guy looks exactly like my old coworker. And that hand holding the leash looks like mine. Muahahaha. Thanks computer.

>>21595 (OP) 
There is this excellent sci-fi book called Carpet Maker by Andreas Eschbach, may be even the best sci-fi I've read -- I don't wanna spoil it but I think it would read like a horror to you, basically it's about people doing nothing else but dedicating their wholes lives to making carpets.

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>>27794
Neat. Not OP but will definitely check that one out, anon I used to have a collection of classic sci-fi books, all in pristine condition. Some tweakers burglarized my home and traded in all of my media to 2nd and Charles. My grandfather was a nuclear engineer and I found picrel in his stuff right before he died and he told me I could have it. I wanted it not only because it was an Issac Asimov book but my grandfather had penned his name on the inside of the cover. I later found the book while cleaning up my home and it had been torn apart by the vandals.

>>27734
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NAME FILTERS
TRUMP 2024

>>27728
Sigh... to teach girls how to kill people... aryan... because aryan originally meant you use a bow in combat and guns are like bows...

>>27730
pussy licking is gross

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>>27728
hi-res pic

>>27728
She is so grown up here. The movie knows you will ashamedly swoon over her and the movie pokes fun at you for it
>not reading the original script
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/4 (ctrl+f "still combing her hair")
>https://www.scripts.com/script/l%C3%A9on:_the_professional_895/13 (from the top)

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this is a lot like me and ashley

>>27763
I'm kinda into the downstairs carpet sometimes these days, depends on the person tho a lot of the time it can be a bit nasty

>>27749
I never paid much attention to Ashley back then, I was more into Boxxy tbh. I then was listening to edgegame thats where I found about tubgurl. I've been here for almost a year.

>>27749
Good to have you back, tubsister. Since you're a born-again newfag, I'll merge this thread with the newfag thread. 
>what have I missed?
TLDR; I believe in reptilians now.

>>27765
Kek I accidentally majorly triggered that guy. But I did tell him about Peertube and he posts his videos on his own Peertube now.

Bump

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>>27760
>she looks way better now tho for sure
she is still adorable

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>>26310
Have yourself watermelon 🍉

>>26314
thanks glitta
I just boofed an ice cube and it didn't help

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>>26310
guys Im so nice and cozy sipping on warm chamomile tea and playing Snowrunner

yo what are you niggas doing today?

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>>27748
Sweating my balls off nigga. playing picrel on yuzu though so that's comfy. being awake during the daytime in summer sucks, it's comfiest in the middle of the night

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>>27681
>it is essential for boards like this
Yes, otherwise you get people coming through who want to "make a name for themselves" (AKA get noticed by ashley). I'm the original author of the post in this banner (although I did not create the banner because my ego isn't that large) and joking aside it's actually what I think about this place.
>I also dislike when for example self doxing is forbidden
AFAIK it's not forbidden, nobody would care anyway unless you were doing it for the express purpose of drawing attention to yourself in a "look at me!!!" obnoxious namefag way. Obviously identifying yourself in this thread makes sense, you answered the OP and people wanted to talk to you about it.

Check out https://tubgurl.com/rules.html

...............actually, based on what I know about you from your statements here and your website, it occurs to me that you might be the first (and perhaps only) person to actually be willing to get namefag status via rule 1A

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>>27688
Aw nice, I will consider a namefag application. But sometimes I do want to post Anonymously, as you say it's good, for reasons you give and also because an anon post can simply be seen as more honest. What I meant about wizchan was this: they just banned anything that might link the post to you IRL, so for example in game dev thread you couldn't post a link to your code or maybe even a screenshot that would identify the game (and therefore you), that's retarded IMHO, people should be able to share their creations, no? I understand the concern about attention whoring though, I posted my link here only because it was explicitly requested, but please remove it if you feel it's attention whoring, I won't be a butthurt pussy don't worry <3

>>27669
You and Ashley should do a virtual collaborative podcast video, it would be fun.

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>>27727
thanks that's nice, tho I'm extremely scared of stuff like talking to people over phone or internetz, very autistic at this lol, I dunno how Ashley can just have this phone up where random people call her, it honestly goes right over my head

>>27754
I don't think anyone here has had a successful, meaningful conservation with Ash When they've called her. Except for this one anon's dad who she spoke to for a half hour. There's a reason she limits her calls to 10 minutes. Because most of your fags talk AT her not to her about stuff she doesn't care about or you try and get her to be your gf.

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>>27712
>you already fucked up
or no, I see they made head optional in HTML5 sowwy, maybe I'm the retard

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>>27713
It is exceedingly rare for a tubsister to admit when xir was wrong. We're evolving.

>>27696
>already-bought-my-tickets.webm
>safe spaces
>horses
>FUCKING LOOL!!!
Remember to post your videos after your Queendom retreat.

if you dont know, then kill yourself, however if you managed to survive the fall and browsed her website long enough before the agonizing pain kicks in... then you might have discovered a secret easter egg.
If can answer the question/s??? correctly and follow the instructions... you can win a prize

>>27696
W3schools owes this woman an apology

>>27637
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=-kN2xVcX3j8

Yay, it works! Thanks mommy. I can be your man with dick cheese.

What does Ashley think about Crystal Castles?

>>27703
I think they're gay. I mean let's be real how hard is it to press play?

>>27716
They aren't much better than Glass Houses.

>>27716
>>27717
SCARS WILL HEAL

>>27648
>comic sans on his book cover
Ashley could learn a thing or two from him about design

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One of the reasons to not get a cell phone

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>>27784
Believe it or not the FDA allows a very small amount of insects, insect fragments,rodent hair and rodent dung in our food, measurd in PPM.

>>27784
Insects are incredible little bastards. I have often found boxes of sealed pancake mix in my cabinet where the bugs have chewed through the box and the plastic bag to get to the mix. I grew up picking blackberries with my great-grandmother, there are fruit fly larvae nestled deeply within the berries. To get them out you have to soak the berries in a solution of water and vinegar unless you don't mind eating fruit fly larvae. I mean you wouldn't be able to tell any are in there while you're eating them anyways and it's not like it's going to kill you or anything. That being said I do not advocate for eating the bugs. We used to have a cricket farm nearby and that place smelled how I would imagine Hell smelling. Like rotting corpses and shit.

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>>27787
That's true. I recently opened a Campbell's tomato soup that had what looked like a fucking grasshopper's leg in it. Fortunately, contaminates like that usually rise to the top of the container. Many years ago, my uncle opened a soda to find a roach floating in it. We joked about it because they were doing a promotion then where you looked under the cap to see if you had won. I once had a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli erupt into flames. My brother and I were cooking on the stove and a large bubble formed in the pasta sauce. When it popped, like fucking magic, a fireball shot out of our pasta and caught our ceiling on fire. My dad came running into the kitchen and had to beat the ceiling with a broom to put out the fire. We told him what had happened and he was in disbelief. I did find this online but we were not cooking in a can. We were using one of those Corningware cornflower ceramic pots.
https://www.rapidrivermagazine.com/2014/the-exploding-ravioli-incident/

>>27800
Thanks for the magazine article, I really enjoyed reading it.
When I was a kid I had the opportunity to join the scouts but opted to join the Civil Air Patrol. I regretted it. First 2 months was like a boot camp. A few years later I went from the frying pan into the fire and enlisted in the Seabees.

Two kids alone in the kitchen cooking is a dangerous thing, heh, heh. Glad the house didn't burn down.

>>27810
I knew it was you even before I got to the Seabees part.

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>>17711
it was a joke sweaty

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i am 1 @ D
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too many books for me tbf
go outside
touch grass negro

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This book is literally me.

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Flatland has a quite unique take on women: they are mere line seqments (whereas men are more complex shapes), very dumb and required by law to constantly wiggle their butts and make noise because their needle like shape is quite dangerous and makes them hard to see. But it's just an overall awesome book, can be freely downloaded at Gutenberg.

>>21496
based beyond belief, peak taste my guy 

despite some rough edges that game was such a blast

>>21504
>my guy

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>>21516

Sandy from Spongebob, but not in a furry way

>>27670
Same but if she had a penis

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>>21118
No retreat, no surrender!

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>>21111
It’s a stalemate

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>>21118
Since your such a lil bitch who couldnt compete with my intellectual prowess and run the fuck away, I had no other choice butt 2 stimulate the most likely outcome between the 2 of us and you know what came up?
Spoiler: ur gay kys faggot

 Spoiler alert 2:Electric Boogaloo: I won. Just like I always do 

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mkay new game

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>>26545
What shit hospice care you are. You mean to tell me that you'll bathe him but you won't wipe him? What a shit ass nurse you must be. No wonder you're still single. No man wants a woman that won't wipe his butthole or clean his shitty ass drawers after he sharts in Walmart.

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>>26654
Where did you get that picture?

>>26654
>>26655
Have a seat... on my dick.

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I'm strait male but but basically this