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>>39046
Go to https://tazadechocolate.blogspot.com/2008/12/wondrous-voyage-of-flan_19.html

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What about hosting? What about pay?
What about all the things that you said we were to meme?
What about making jokes? Is there a time?
What about all the cringe that you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice
All the cum we've milked before?
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying cock, this weeping peen?

AHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!

What have we've done to the web? Look what we've done

>>39041
> I so kindly paid the hosting, you may thank me now.

Thank you, I'm glad you brought back the image board. It had been down for about a week or a little more than a week.

>>39041
Thanks for bringing the board back. I thought you actually left us for good this time. Praise the Ash. \o/

>>39053
Praise the Ass (_\o/_)

>>6304
The media treating Iran like the poster child of the resistance lately really tells you all you need to know about the media. I think CNN even gave the ayatollah a eulogy and these people supposedly hate Hitler why? Didn't both of these men hate jews?

>>6305
Gee I wonder what kind of person could be behind this post

>>6305
Leave my Iranian niggas alone! They're doing everything right!

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>>6307
Don't call Iranians the n-word. There are some Iranians who have dark skin.

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>>6310
Yeah that's why I called them niggas.

>>39035
No thank you. I won't be gay for you.

>>39036
You have a crush on taz because that the only time ashley is overtly feminine.

>>39040
Now that you mention it, that actually makes sense.

>>39049
It doesn't, I'm confused.

>>39050
Because that's when she does those feminine things like go "heyyyyy" and "omg!!!" and the hand gestures, etc. To be fair, I think I find that hot because I know it's done ironically so it has a charm to it, whereas girls who actually do that I find them to be odd especially if they're in their 20s or above.

>>6262
He was on his first play through of Gayus Ex. Next time, he'll give him the tip and see where it goes.

>>6272
I rove praystration

>>6276
GayusEx was a GayStation exclusive. You had to have known a guy to play it.

>>6272
I had intense anal pain the other night. I never asked for it.

He's Not My Dad - But I'm His Daddy | LOVE DON'T JUDGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h_gOXZ1Lfk

>>38915
They are a word class: there can be personal pronouns (I/me/you/them/us/our...),demostrative pronouns (this, that, those), relative pronouns (who, which, where, when, whose, that), interrogative pronouns (what, when, who, how...)...

>>38916
You are making things up.

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https://www.masterfap.net/profile/femboy-4uu/photos/KyNcLYdth5/

https://linktr.ee/femboy4u

>>39021
That's milkyray in that picture.

https://www.tiktok.com/@haltsmanu?lang=en

https://www.instagram.com/milkyray/

https://www.yewtu.be/@MilkyrayClips/videos

https://www.twitch.tv/milkmeray/videos

>>39021
Femboy_4uu has a big penis.

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https://soundcloud.com/anoushehmusic/1-07-say-hello

https://soundcloud.com/tachycardia4l/ova

https://soundcloud.com/shevelyoka/obsessia

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https://soundcloud.com/shevelyoka/acceptance

>>38977
>>39014
Uhhhh wrong thread BIGOT >>37308

>>39018
"sure thing buddy"

>>39019
Indigo is a man, you pig. How fucking dare you.

>>39023
Indigo is a colour.

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>>39023
"sure"

>>39011
Mini Jimmy said he wears 2x so that's about right actually. I don't think he would be drafted because he's like 40 something. I think 38 is the cutoff to even join the military or something.

>>39017
I'm going to tell the military I'm gay and I'll rape all the guys in their sleep, while doing that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy.

>>39024
Clocked. Mini Jimmy samefags again.

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>>39025
>that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy
Like this?

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>>39027
This was more I had in mind.

>>6066
There's one Quiznos in my country, conveniently within my commute. I might give them a try, I must consume.

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the face that launched a thousand sheeeits.

Watching Rush Hour 2, like the predecessor it's kino

>>5970
I watched it. The artistic shots and music alluded to something more profound/esoteric happening in every scene when there wasn't anything of the sort happening. Overall, I give 2 out of 5 spinning headkicks and 5 out of 5 illegal knees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGuuKwaWnw

>>38997 (OP) 
She's literally me fr fr.

>>38997 (OP) 
btw she 41% herself.

>>6289
>>6290
The worse part about being sick is the sore throat. I can deal with the mucus and the coughing/sneezing, but finding it hard to swallow is very inconvenient!

>>6295
Having a headache makes everything worse, whenever I cough if feels like my head is going to explode.It's much worse when vomiting but thankfully I don't have that.

>>6296
You should try drinking your own load and see if that helps. There's a pee drinking guy who claims he doesn't get sick, better try that too just to be safe.

>>6297
That's literally-homosexuality (loving oneself).

>>6298
What are you talking about dude my uncle taught me this remedy. It's an heirloom you should be greatful im bestowing this wisdom upon your throat

>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert

>>37728
are you accusing me of using chatgpt because i know how to properly use an extension cord? that's wild. i had no idea that the use of an extension cord would be a litmus test here but i'm not surprised based on other things i've read here. are you indian? too many guys these days know everything about nothing and nothing about something.

Not so much of a confession, more of a shower-thought, but I think if voluntary remigration meant giving every applicant a cheeseburger and small fries, I think a good portion of immigrants and their descendants would take up the offer.

I called in sick to go to see Megadeth for the last time and it was worth it. One of my coworkers was in the section next to mine but he didn't notice me so I was able to enjoy the show undetected.

>>6220 (OP) 
it's not any different from your mom and dad (the people who are supposed to protect you) pimping you out into a public school and then into wageslavery

>>6232
Yeah man I was butt fucked as an infant and then eaten in satanic ritual but in a societal way

>>6233
I was raped by my uncle but ironically.

>>6235
woman moment

>>6252
No, my uncle is a man.

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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.

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>>38902

>>38902
I'm actually really nice in real life, I'm a good person, I say please and thank you, I open the door for people, I smile. 
People play video games where they commit murder and war crimes, they watch horror movies where people get split in half in a bloody way, but I use my big brain intellect to engineer ways to get rid of people.
Say what you want, I'm a philosopher, not a consumer. 
I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Anyway, please don't compare my genocidal imaginations (which is just that, imagination) with your pedophilic vidya gaymes sexual exploitation.
My imagination is more normal than yours, for your kind information.

>>38905
>I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Wow too bad none of those big boy books told you that almost everything you've heard about the holocaust is made up jpop fanish propaganda

>>38907
What a shame.

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>>30931

>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.

Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM

Epstein List is fake.

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Why do women appear to be so kind but are secretly cruel conniving cunts capable of great evil? I mean just look at Ghislaine and Ashley. They both claim to want to be the change in the world but are engaged in illicit activities involving minors.

Ghislaine Speaking at TedX WDS2, June 6, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp-C1R9v1QQ

>>6225
Good choice, I haven't had chocolate cheesecake in ages. I typically only see them in the variety cheesecakes, which are expensive like you said. I made a strawberry cheesecake from scratch last year and it was unreal how good it was. Here's the recipe: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222588/strawberry-cheesecake/

>Nowadays a bowl of ice cream does it for me.
Hell yeah. I ate 6 klondike bars in under 48 hours the other day.

>>6225
A real tub sissy eats the entire tub of ice cream.

>>6237
They'd sissy out of eating the tub, hence the term TUB SISSY.

>>6238
I thought it meant they prefer showers to baths.

>>6240
Your mom prefers showers because she can't fit in a bathtub, because she's thiiiiiiiiiis big!

Their at it again.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JRupko52q5g

>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard

>>38869
You're retarded.

*your

>>38888
You are.

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I wonder what Eldritch horror Ashley goons to? I bet she gets a lot of BOOK IT! coupons for Pizza Hut.

What the f*ck are women reading??
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=41u4d_ktIsc

Female Gooners Must Be Stopped
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8

I hope she gets sent to prison but is still allowed to post videos on TikTok.

She's going to prison for 8 years..
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eAF4_2edowo

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Wow. Women would literally rather go to Africa and risk AIDS and Ebola to get raped by niggers instead of settling down and starting a family.

>>6236
Good for her.

You know how we sometimes call people "normie" to cope with our own pathological lives? Does anyone find the exception interesting? Like the people who are definitely not normal, but they live well-adapted happy lives, love their parents, have a bunch of friends they stay in contact with.

I just found a blog from a gal born in 1998 and she has LOCAH so she's always been just mysteriously more masculine than her peers. Some things she says sort of imply that she's lesbian/bi? Anyway, one of her posts was about how it seemed hard to make a lot of guy friends in college. I read some book by Robin Dunbar and he pointed out that male-female friendships are really rare. Here she is like "wait, where are all the guy friends?" like she didn't know she was living in some kind of unmapped oasis.

I've always kind of wanted a close bro-like female friend to get into and out of trouble with. It's always felt like it's an important part that she have a history of fighting, of scrapping. A gal who is butch but not some unaesthetic blob. Sorry I just can't be around someone tasteless or lacking vanity like that. I'm not gay and I don't have a girlfriend, so a stumbling block is that a cool gal can't know that I don't just intend to pivot to romance and even I can't know that I won't once I get close with her. You know that kind of feeling where you know if you hang around a girl too long you might fall for her, or some delusional equivalent.

I am probably psychically adjacent to guy

>>6206
Unless they're homosexual, it's almost impossible for men to be friends with women without having the urge to bump uglies.

t. masturbated in the bathroom right after my female friend touched my shoulder

>>6209
>this will help sell our album

>>6207
not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHKfNVzKSkc

How is it that random shadow asians find obscure works and upload them to youtube? Is there some mercenary motive? How would they even find this stuff? One of the original artists is surprised that anyone still had a copy. How? Are thousands of Indian moms browsing obscure fileshares for gems?

This channel is clearly some kind of flipino from their two most recent uploads. Their other three videos are translated fragments of Sappho's poetry set to music by a few English artists in 1992, one of whom was of the Order of 9 Angles.

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>>38861
What a simp.

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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.

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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.

>>38884
Orlando