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>>37702
A video could help us better diagnose this.

>>37703
A video during the shit? I think I have an old waterproof gopro somewhere

>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?

>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys

>>37702
I don't have a tiny asshole but I did just wake up with diarrhea big time. I think it's because I had a ton of hot peppers last night on pizza because now my asshole has that tingly, burning sensation even now as I sit and type this.
I have to see people for various reasons later today and I might even have to shake hands with someone.
Anyway sorry about your narrow butthole, good luck anon.

>>36135
Maybe he had a faggot? I heard he really likes faggots. I like faggots too. Pork in faggots is pretty good. If you haven't tried a faggot, you're missing out.

Faggots and Peas recipe - Keith Floyd - BBC 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU?si=Zily2zvGZwdKPNRs

>>36284
Is this British food?

>>36284
The breakfast of pedophiles

>>37660
I have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>37660
>ashley
>instructing others on opsec
kek lol even

>>37709
>face cropped out
lmao sure buddy

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>>37709
Not her.

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>>37712
Honestly this picture is better cropped

>>37642
ashly used to offer "eat together" listing there.  You could pay her and eat together over zoom.  nothing sexual ofc.

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

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There appears to be a human-like figure beside the Sekhmet statue.

The photo captured an interesting phenomenon where the motion blur of the camera created an illusion of a human-like figure appearing beside the statue of Sekhmet in her chamber. 

It's possible that this is just an optical illusion created by the camera's shutter speed, but it could also be interpreted as a supernatural occurrence, depending on the beliefs and context of the individuals observing the photo.

Photo by @lornegreenphoto

https://www.sacredegypt.com/blog/goddess-sekhmet-and-god-ptah

It looks to be the presence of the Egyptian deity Ptah. Notice it seems to be holding a scepter, wearing a blue skullcap and broad collar. It's face appears to be gaunt as if it were a ghost. The ancients believed idols were conduits to the gods themselves. You even see this in media such as the God of War video game franchise. Idols have been found with Ptah sitting at the base of Sekhmet and they are often pictured together.

>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

>>37599
It would be cool to understand the raw image format from these cameras (I presume digital? Is that reasonable?) and consider what could have caused this- corruption of the data or mistaken expectations the software has when taking photos.

But I don't see how anything mundane can explain the guy without at least a guy present.

Is there a source account for this?

>>37607
I referenced the social media post that was shared with me which is what I posted here except for the link and the bottom text which is some additional info on the subject and my opinion. I looked up everything I could on it but couldn't find much on this photo. Supposedly the @lornegreenphoto is the source account for the photo but the photo doesn't seem to be there but I did see where others referenced it so maybe it was removed by the photographer after it had gotten some online attention. I do know that photographers will sometimes do that to ensure that their copyrighted material isn't utilized without their expressed permission. The photo seems to have been widely circulated on TikTok two years ago. Apparently a lot of people have claimed witnessing strange phenomena with the Sekhmet statues in the Karnak Temple but I believe most of these claims are nonsense though.

https://www.instagram.com/lornegreenphoto/

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hjoK_NrIdH8

>>36221
How the Internet Unmasked The Vietnamese Butcher
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

I'm not even going to bother opening AI slop. It's all the same shit.

>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.

>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off

>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.

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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

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>https://lobste.rs/c/3wif9o
>Hubbers

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>>33845
Happy Thanks Giving. Would you like some stuffing with that?

>India strikes its visitor with a sensory, intellectual, spiritual and philosophical assualt that's unmatched by any other place on earth

This is the description for a real travel guide I found on Anna's Archive.
Comically brutal honesty
"This country will attack your senses, your soul and your mind"

Hello all, it's the cardshitter from last year. Should I try to redeem myself this Christmas?

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>>37616
sure bro, fine by me

>>37617
Wellp that's all the validation I needed. Going to eat a big meal. See you soon, boyos.

>>37616
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>>37644
FUCK I WAS TOO LATE TO RESPOND. I VOTE NOT. god dammit ashley is going to leave forever if shitanon shits on this years christmas card AGAIN!!!

>>37647
I just had 2 beef and cheese burritos with a side of tortilla chips and extra guacamole. You're putting me in a very awkward position right now.

>>37556
you have your own thread, you should stay there >>36808

>>37533
>imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
is ashlye getting plapped out on the regular?

>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.

ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality

>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.

>>37335 (OP)  
Will you do fraandship with me, you gaawar?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=pZEGxf-PcJQ

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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/back-on-my-shit

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https://soundcloud.com/kiryy/imperishableswag

>>37589
He looks like a 50 year old, not a teenager.

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>>37592
What about this guy?

I want to vote for him.

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>>37589
i fucking knew it man fedithugs are stealing memes from here. everyone stop posting for a few days trust the plan

>>37593
That’s mini jimmy’s car. Did you finish milking the cow?

>>37593
"This machine kills kpop fans and the disabled" bumper sticker

>>37594
She took him for everything he had and left him jimmiless.

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>>37593
What kind of car did you get?

A "Student Driver" sticker. It will excuse the inevitable fuck up you will bestow upon the public and defuse truck nuts tommy from pulling out the 9 when your going 33mph under the speed limit. 

!TRIPLE CAUTION!: Be aware of; Dodge Avengers, Dodge Hellcats, and Nissan Altimas. Nogs and Edgars will be cutting up traffic in these vehicles at the expense of your life. Maintain your speed and let them pass, staying predictable is key unless you've got something 6inches and 3d printed under your seat.

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>>37593
Congratulations! Here's my bumper sticker!

>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.

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>>34912
He looks like budget Paul Dano.
The open fly really completes the picture.

>>34913
That guy made women so wet, it flooded an entire city.

>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them

>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke

Did OP's stroking finish? I think he flooded the thread with cum.

What is this thread about? Was Ashley actually on some show on Youtube?

>>15636
>This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else.

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Very sorry to announce that James Rink, who was a victim of MK Ultra programs designed to turn him into a supersoldier, and who subsequently created the popular SuperSoldierTalk Youtube channel, has died of cardiac-related issues at age 45.

James wrote his autobiography, Lone Wolf: Alpha Squad Copy Over (2025), which described his difficult life and his determined research into MK Ultra programs and super soldier training for Secret Space Programs (SSPs). He organized multiple conferences and online events highlighting supersoldier and SSP testimonies.    

James and his closest supporters believe he was targeted at his last Supersoldier Conference held in Orlando, FL in October, 2025, by a DEW aimed to stimulate heart failure. James warned several conference presenters that some presenters were being targeted this way. 

Ironically, James had invited me to his conference, but I declined as I was still recovering from my own health issues resulting from a similar attack at a Sept 2024  conference held near Denver, CO.

James will be remembered as a kind and generous man who interviewed hundreds who believed they were part of super soldier programs and/or served on secret space programs. He was open-minded and considerate of all he interviewed. James had many friends and will be missed. RIP James.

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O M G

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Not a fan of the author himself but I can highly recommend the book Selfish Gene, it's not just very readable but mainly gives a simple and elegant view that on the spot answers most of the biggest headscratchers of evolution, was real eye opening to me.

I wish I could read

>>37538
Same

You guys are dumb. My big brother helps me read. In fact, he typed this response for me since I'm illiterate and I'm also gay now but was told gay means happy.

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>>37318
thx

woo the Christmas theme is here

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>>37550
not enough CHRIST in this CHRISTmas theme, ashley

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cringe fake thread kys

>>37478
Manero

>>37483
man Man just look at that neck, I bet he deepthroats like a python.

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Just chilling, what about you anon?

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>>37494
Does AilliA understand irony or is this self-deprecating humor.

>AilliA We have mods (users with elevated privileges) no one knows who they are, and that’s by design. Nov 29, 09:33
Is this the janny suicide watch? They should pay them in xmr so know one knows who gets paid and who does it for free.

>>29121
>play Doom
>get man hand

>>29124
Ashley plays Doom. Are you saying she has man hands?

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It is a man. Ashley is going to have to move these posts to the tranny thread now.
https://www.instagram.com/pc_user_486/
https://www.instagram.com/Lea_M_star/

>>20734 (OP) 
I love U 4 this!

>>29136
Is that AilliA?

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>She'd look cuter if she were scared also
my nigga

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hate women, love lolis, simple as.

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I wonder what Eldritch horror Ashley goons to? I bet she gets a lot of BOOK IT! coupons for Pizza Hut.

What the f*ck are women reading??
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=41u4d_ktIsc

Female Gooners Must Be Stopped
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8

I hope she gets sent to prison but is still allowed to post videos on TikTok.

She's going to prison for 8 years..
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eAF4_2edowo