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>>32203
Ashley to A4

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>>32214
bishop takes g4 pug

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>>32215
After years of being malnourished due to her vegan diet, Ashley finally snaps and gorges on the Chesterburger at C6. Her tummy now full, but her new craving for human flesh has her blood-thirsty eyes set upon the King of Pop. Check.

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>>32217
lol, this is going to be an amazing gif in the end
> Ashley's body was so deprived of calories she got real fat from the snack, but may be able to lose the weight if she keeps moving around the board.
nigga to d7

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>>32219
Ashley moves her fatass to B7 and rests between two juicy burgers

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>>32164

>>32178
bigger screen = better

give em' hell brother .

Lulzy brit animation Monkey Dust . Chester would love that one.

>>30769
She’s a 10/10

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>>32225
>10/10
>brown eyes

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>>28431 (OP) 
I only eat canned pineapple and a concoction known as COMBO R.

Coconut
Oil
Meat
Beans
Onions

Rice

It's affordable in these hard economic times and delicious.  However, it has put my significant weight on my grandpa twink frame and I have increasing chest pains.

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omg hes sooo hot but im sooo fat :[

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>>31987
fuuuckkk this looks so good

Women LOVE cum. It's crazy how much they absolutely love and crave nut all the time.

RIP George Floyd

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0

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>>25511 (OP) 

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Miss Kitty, please!

Oops, I didn't mean to call you, baby
She said, "I know it's you you sneaky little fuck."
But I still call you, baby
I just thought I'd press my luck

Since I couldn't get you on the phone
I thought I'd write you this little song
So you might hear on your radio at home
And check to see if you have a dial tone

Baby, you've had me shook
Since you've had your kitty off the hook!

>>32137
He had massive lips 👄

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>>32153
If there ain't a dick between the clique that's slippin'

>>32140
>One time I stayed the night at my friend's house. I must have been around 14-15 maybe. His dad & mom were drinking the whole time I was there. It must have been the weekend. Anyways, we stayed up late, and they got hammered. We ended up sleeping in the living room. Early in the morning, a loud knock was at the door. My friend's dad, "Rich," aka "Big Dick from Down South," as he called himself. He worked for Tire Kingdom. In a drunk rage he went to the door and it was rainbow vacuum salesmen.I and my friend are awake now but still lying down. Anyways, he invited them in, and they proceeded to talk and then give a demo of the vacuum. Knowing Rich, he probably just wanted a free carpet cleaning. Rich was already drinking a beer while they were cleaning the carpet. At some point, Rich got irritated in his drunk state and grabbed the vacuum hose, removed the attachment, and told them, "I'll show you what I think of your fawkin vacuum. Pulled out his dick, stuck it in the hose, and started fucking it. All of this was going on in the living room early as hell in the morning. That lasted a minute or so, and the salesmen freaked out, left the house in a hurry, and left the vacuum!

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>>32202
maybe I figured it out
two pipes?

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>>32094
I would like to know more as well and I can't exactly ask her about it since she never replies to my emails or phone calls.

>>32140
I tried it once just to see what all the hubbub was about but I couldn't even get my head to fit in the vacuum cleaner hose and it was a shop vac. My dick isn't that big that I know of. It's average.

>>31983
Is that a tattoo of Gandalf's staff?

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>>32012
>Gandalf's staff
this is my nickname for my penis

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>>32014
More like gandhi’s staff

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>>32012
Idk? I think tattoos are fucking stupid especially on women. They always post shit like this on social media.

>>32159
>Nearing the character limit so thanks again, be blessed.
No way, the character limit here is huge. I know this from writing walls of text discussing/arguing about penises with other tubbies.

>>32162
Ah sorry my bad, I thought it was 1000 but it's in fact 10000, I actually spent significant time rewriting the post to fit into exactly 999 characters lmao, how retarded am I? Cool to know next time I can go wild.

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>>32133
OK I was bored now so tried to actually make the script to prove my point (well, at least to myself) https://git.coom.tech/drummyfish/drummy_stuff/src/branch/master/static_www, it turned out like this:
>made in under an hour
>38 lines of unix shell script
>no need to install anything, runs everywhere by default (except winshit, which is an advantage)
>100% customization, you have a template that's applied to each "content" page
>still you can customize each page or add completely nontemplated unique pages
>generates RSS
>doesn't use any XML/RSS/CSS/HTML parsers
>no bullshit

Ashley posted her pepperoni nipple in her article and thought someone wouldn't notice. I told you they were brown.

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I've never been to Hooters.

>>32119
You're not missing anything. Hooters is for boomers that like bimbos who think they still got it and can hook up with a college girl. There are better places to eat and drink.

>>32120
Strip clubs are like they too which is why I stop going to them even though I've only been twice. First time was on my 19th birthday which was fun and later in my 20s me and a coworker went to one in a shitty part of town and it was mostly these burnouts blowing their money on beer and women who won't fuck them. Me and my buddy just had a beer while watching this sad sight and left. The place closed down the following year and I don't know what has become of it since.

>>32122
There's something interesting about a venue where the actual purpose is clearly a sort of male exhibitionism. I imagine that simps for twitch thots are also trying to show off to each other.

I can't talk about this one with bros. I miss my cat so much. I miss her snuggles and her presence. I wish I could've kissed her on the head one last time. Rest easy.

Ashley is augmented too. 

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>>32208
This was more enjoyable muted.

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>>32196
Can you please post the thing you didn't want anyone to see?

>>32198
you'll see...you'll all see.

God I wish cryptids and ghosts were real. I want something to discover and/or fight as I bond with my friends.

Thinking about becoming a HoaxGOD. Make my own yeti.

Anyone interested in GATEchads?

I can post the Salon article with the Israeli art student gfs to 9/11 link if people care

>>32209
nah

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>>21889
go ching-chong deep fry a dog you fucking chink motherfucking maggot

heres an outfit (You) will never be able to wear................................ its called FREEDOM!!! 

in b4 you lose social credit score for reading this message you slanty eyed bastard

>>21920
Shame on your famirri

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Its time she has a transformation

>>31843
>but taking candid photos of them (especially at their workplace) to use as beat off material is a bit over the line, that's just my opinion.
It's not pride month, you didn't have to come out as gay yet.

>>31834
the black text is a little hard to read when selecting flags

>>31834
This theme is very nice. I love the background.

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There's some website updates: https://dukenukemis.cool/news/

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Not gay if I'm looking at my own then. Not self incest if I look at it. Only if I try to suck my own cock, if makes any sense. Porn isn't gay if it's just see how a male and female fuck. Of course porn does groom young kids, so that's wrong.  

Lol thanks for the satire, you poo poo head.

>>31985 (OP) 
Ashley, of course, then I saw she was a woman.

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>>32127
enjoy your ban

>>32158
Wow he transitioned so beautifully

>>32158
i wish to rape the boy

>>32167
Thank you I am flattered, finally I get to know what a girl on the Internet feels like! Too bad I am no longer underage and have hair covering most of my body and face ;_;

>>32170
>Too bad I am no longer underage and have hair covering most of my body and face ;_;
So you still look like ashley

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>>23592
I hope I get one that likes to rape

>>23606
I got a prostitute. Not that great, because rape is free. You have to pay a prostitute. Gay.

>>23606
They got arrested for statutory rape which is rape of a child. They won't have any interest in you.

>>23608
>child
Most statutory rape is of 16-17 year olds who are likely linebackers at their high school.

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Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.

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What games do you enjoy playing during the Winter? For me, it's Max Payne, Return To Castle Wolfenstein, Parasite Eve and Metro 2033.

>>31168
I just learned there was a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer game on Nintendo Wii. I thought it was going to be like a claymation 3D platformer. I was so disappointed. It's basically a 3G cellphone game on Wii but man, a claymation 3D platformer of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would be dope.

I like the soundtrack on Devil May Cry...

>>30770
Just like me and the FBI at your house.

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When is Ashley getting a gf?

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>>32149

ASHLEY NUDES!!!!!!1!!!1

>>32154
this thing's parents and doctor should be put in in front of a firing squad.

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GIWTWM

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>>31649
she was so pure...

>>32118
Hey thanks but I dont understand how thats important to my rape story?

Any opinions/thoughts on the $GME gamestop stock?

I think they've share split at least a couple times, so their current share price should be higher than the 2021 peak in terms of the same asset.

>>32144
I don't know about their stock but the last time I stepped into a Gamestop it was 80% Funko Pops and other gay stuff that wasn't video games.

>>32145
>last time I stepped into a Gamestop it was 80% Funko Pops and other gay stuff that wasn't video games.
Holy kek. I haven't been in one in well over a decade, but I guess this makes sense. Redditors going for le experience waow so retro. But of course nobody actually wants video games, so they have to sell them soytoys instead

>>32146
GameStop made the mistake of getting out of the retro video game market which allowed privately owned video game stores to pop up all over the country. They should have never stopped accepting retro video games. They basically abandoned a market valued at approximately USD 217.06 billion in 2022 that they could have cornered for the past decade. Whoever runs their company is a total retard. They totally wasted their acquisition of ThinkGeek, Inc. I'm sitting across the street from a GameStop right now and the parking lot is entirely empty. How do they even remain profitable?
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>>32108
One of the best posts I've read here, I'd love to contact you but HOW do I do it without namefagging?

>>32112
Sorry, didn't mean to make you want to contact me.

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>>32113
KEKE LIKE ID WANT TO CONTACT AIDS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>32113
Ah okay, I won't bother you then, thank you anyway :]

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>>32108
>In fact, it has been my conviction for decades that anonymity on the Internet should be made impossible to facilitate detection and removal of criminals and terrorists.

People who believe as you do are why we can't have nice things. I was enjoying your post until I read this part. Prohibition always makes the criminal underground come back stronger and violent as ever.

>This problem should be tackled in the political and societal planes by rebuilding the institutions and societal segments that have become excessively biased.

How, though? Hasn't every political group who has ever come to power attempted this in some way or another? There is no perfect system. That is why the United States Constitution states, "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union" rather than just stating a perfect union; something that isn't humanly possible to achieve. Every time it has been tried by others, it ultimately ends in human disaster.

You seem to have a grasp on the spirit of the time but ultimately you aren't providing anything sufficient other than a well-worded account based on your anecdotal experience. No different than the disgruntled employee who complains about their job to another employee by stating what's wrong with the system and what they would do different if they were in charge without unders