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>>39124 (OP) 
Ashley, you do realise the more you're expressing annoyance at these spam links, the more you're incentivising these trolls to continue posting such links?
[Insert picture of Knuckles from that Sonic Boom show]

>>39126
>trolls
They are scammers posting CP to get credit card info or make dumb pedos install an .exe.

I'm quite certain it's pedo hunters attempting to report illegal downloads to the authorities

I always assumed they were part of the FBI/CIA/Meta op to censor the internet

>>39128
>download pictures of kids getting raped to catch other guys downloading pictures of kids getting raped
Makes sense.

>>6390
Normie adoption would be necessary for the desired effect.

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Happy Easter everyone!

>>6397
Thank you tubsister, happy easter!

Toddler sits with elderly man at Oklahoma McDonald's in viral moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nNDNTM9aBw

>>6399
normie ass flkdsjf;lkdsjfl;ksja;lkjd;lksjf;lkjfjdsflkjs;lfkj;lksjfl;ksajdfl;kdsjfl;kjdsf;lkdsjf;lksajf;lkdsjflksajf;lksjdfjnefposnpoiuenfefhhhhhnje;lkfjd;lskjf;hje;oinhf;lkesnf;dslkjhf;oiaewnhj;flkdsjflkfpjpoeif;lkesfosenfoisnj;foiana

>>38916
You are making things up.

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https://www.masterfap.net/profile/femboy-4uu/photos/KyNcLYdth5/

https://linktr.ee/femboy4u

>>39021
That's milkyray in that picture.

https://www.tiktok.com/@haltsmanu?lang=en

https://www.instagram.com/milkyray/

https://www.yewtu.be/@MilkyrayClips/videos

https://www.twitch.tv/milkmeray/videos

>>39021
Femboy_4uu has a big penis.

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Damn what did my brother do? Arrested for being too hot?

>>6385
I don't know why. I'm sick now with a cold, but I still feel relatively fine. My heart is still going turbo mode every other 5mins or so idunno. Can't see a doc I have no health insurance. Send me an angel.

>>6389
Like I say, talk to grok or something, give it your family history of diseases, age, weight, symptoms, list of what you eat and shit like that, it's gonna give you likely causes. If you're worried about le personal data then I'd say fuck it, NSA already knows everything about you and without these details no one's gonna tell you more anyway. I used AI for medical assistance when I poisoned myself by eating some random shit plant in my backyard, it was quite helpful.

>>6393
>talk to grok for medical advice
Cringe. May I remind you this is a non normie zone.

>>6366
The trannies and manosphere crowd are going to get there feelings hurt with these facts.

>>6393
No thanks. I'll just wait it out like my ancestors. I've noticed the heart thing lessen now. It only happens when I get out of bed or make a sudden movement with slight haste.

>>38874
Stacher7 if you want a GUI.

>>38877
he has a terminal. terminal cancer

>>38836
Coward lol.

>>39118
elaborate

>>39119
He likes rose.

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=UQEgMkyUvLM

I'M CUMMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

Prepare your umbrellas.

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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=n60_7VWvhSU?si=Kmh3dJ6hJKsJKItA

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https://soundcloud.com/shevelyoka/golos

>>6334
Should've listened to cotton instead.

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>>6334
Make the music louder to blast out the tinnitus like J-Devil AKA bitch.

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I slacked off extra hard at work today since my boss quit.

>>6380
You know what that means. If there is no boss, it's time to become the boss.

>>6381
The “big boss”

mini Jimmy's cute I hope he gets nice trad wife or a cute girl. there's plenty of places to hide a dead body on his property I'm sure <3

I just saw a video of mice getting blended in a blender. Initially, all but one was successfully grinded, the last one was trying to hold on for dear life positioning itself on top of its grinded peers, before slowly getting buried and succumbing to the blades.

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>>39112
Now THATS the edgiest thing I've read all day. When is your 14th birthday coming up?

>>39114
I didn't say I liked watching it.

>>6329
What an autistic post.
Yeah, no shit, you have to have some money in the bank account. If you have just $3 in your bank account, you have far bigger problems than "nooooo I have no friends!".
Other than that, no, you don't need to splurge $6 million on people to make them your friends.
The friends I have, I've spent in the last 3 years probably $100 to $200, and likewise, they probably spent $100-$200 on me, so it cancels out. I took them out to lunch, they took me out to dinner, I brought them gifts, they brought me gifts, etc.
>You have to look good
Would you ever be friends with a homeless-looking, ungroomed guy that smells like second-hand toilet paper? No, you wouldn't. You don't need to wear a Rolex, just wear some cheap $10 shoes, polish them up, wear a $10 jacket, put them in the washing every now and then, and boom, that's it. This definitely reads like a woman wrote this. Aren't women the ones who have to spend hundreds of bucks on their nails, makeup and designer clothes to outdo their omg besties? If I met my friend up, unless he has ketchup stains on his shirt, dry saliva around his mouth and crusty cum stains in his trousers, I don't give a fuck about what he's wearing. 
>Call up your irl friends and tell them you're broke, see how real they are then.
If you called them and went
>"Hey man, how's it going? yeah yeah, good here too...ah, well, actually, I just lost my job, yeah, it's unfortunate, not sure how to pay the rent, haha...oh well, i'm looking for a new job, hey is it cool if i send you my cv and you can refer me to your boss if there's an opening? Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. So anyway, have you seen the news lately? This Iran war thing is bonkers! Yeah, fuck the jews! Oh, you had a bagel this morning? I actually never tried that, nah, I'm more of a doughnut guy-"
Nobody is going to care. However, if you call up your friends and go
>"WAHHHH! IM BROKE! IM GONNA BE HOMELESS AND I HAVE TO SUCK DICK FOR MONEY! BROO PLS HELP ME IM GONNA DIE OF AIDS! BRO IM GONNA BE GURGLING SEMEN FOR $5! BROOO WHY'S LIFE UNFAIR! WHY ME, WHY ME! Bro, I need money pls pls bro. I'm going to offer you a discount, I'm only charging $3 for a blowjob, just for you, my friend! Bro, please write me $5 i'll do anything!! bro i got bailiffs at my door, bro they're right here, they said they're gonna fuck my ass if you don't come over and suck them off, bro, pls i need help, bro!! bro i aint got nobody to help me!!!!" 
crying like a woman, then of course they're going to be repulsed by you and your pussy-ass shit attitude. Be a man, it's okay to have hard times, but have some self-control about how you communicate information.
>do cool and interesting things...going on group trips
It's literally FREE to go to the park and take photos of birds, it's FREE to go to the woodlands and camp for a day or two on the weekends. You don't need a yacht or a private jet to be interesting.  In fact, "interesting" and "cool" are teenage concepts, you are a grown (I assume a) man bitching about impressing others.

>>6329
Homeless people are friends with each other. My non-homeless brother would actively seek out homeless people to hang out with for some based reason.

>>6329
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>>6332
I would harmonize between these posts. Friends in the common sense are chosen for their shared self and virtue. I appreciate seeing in another person a glimpse of a better self that I could be. I want someone only distinct from me in a way that I can respect or excuse. Money is required for living life well, so friendships thrive when money is no object.

But that doesn't mean you need to pay like it's a club with an entry fee. I could make a friend who is less conscientious than I am and supply for him necessities, or more conscientious and rely on him for curiosities. These aren't the typical case, but they are possible. Industry is only one virtue among many.

But what about Ashley's friendship service? Is it mercenary?

She could be authentically and quickly friendly to whoever sponsors her website. Her service would make more sense if it was clarified that she isn't exactly discount camwhoring to get drug money. Funding a hobby for a friend is abnormal, but I think "friendship" is a little tongue-in-cheek here.

>>6331
faggot

>>6330
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>>6360
Thanks guys for your comments, I thought about it, and you're all right. You don't need to make a lot of money. You just need to make enough to live a good life.
I grew up with a single-mother, so I think that's where I got the idea from.

>>6336
Also sorry for calling you gay.

>>39094
>Somehow I knew a retard would yell over the RSS feed, because such people are insanely easy to predict.
Substitute teacher aesthetic, substitute teacher cope "I didn't get the answer wrong, I was just testing you!"
>Because you couldn't decipher an obvious joke
"Hey guys I got a car teehee" ???
>advice for a situation (unrelated to me)
Dear Ashley,
This girl I knew claimed to have a Jesus awakening a few months ago, but after I provided constructive criticism on her art project, rather than saying thank you and calling on Jesus to bless me, she instead lashed out and said very terrible things to me.
What should I say to her to let her know her actions were NOT acceptable?
Thank you.

>>39098
>pokes bees nest and calls bees a nigger
>bees sting you
>hey you cant do that >:( im the good guy.

>>39099
>*gets called a nigga*
>*goes ape shit*

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>>39094
Ask not what your sissies can do for you, but what you can do for your sissies.

speaking of dopamine sorta, have your thoughts on porn changed? Or are you still wanking it to them sucubbi whores?

>>6353
Aura-farming niggas.

>>6369
Can someone decipher what this zoomer is saying?

>>6370
a'ight, say less, basically, mandemn be moving among us in order to attain that no cap fr fr algorithm in 4k irl, but spoiler alert, they're sus.

>>6371
Hard to do on a website that has users remain anonymous.

>>6372
But we're not talking about anonymous users trying to act cool, we're talking about why models try to act cool.

>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design

>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?

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i've got myself a kobo glo (healthy)
selling my paper collection on ebay dot com probs

Just discovered this Spanish Internet chica who writes free as in freedom fantasy books:

https://bardinflor.perso.aquilenet.fr/kaosfantasy/kaoseto-en.html

However I haven't read the books yet so I can't say if they're any good or if she's based. Am dropping this here as a curious niche finding for further research.

>>39103
This reminds me of the darknet chat dkforest (darkforest) which had a guy who published his book on his hidden service for free. It had some girl and a grim reaper figure I think? Normies had to pay, onionchads got it for free...

with a middle school girl，17-3，yeah，fins，harmi，now broken cuz this

>>39081
elaborate please

>>33111 (OP) 
>Getting molested or having sex with the family dog doesn't count.
It counts for more.
Getting molested means you're so desirable, your refusal doesn't matter, you're like a drug that can't be avoided.
The family dog fucking you means your beauty transcends across species, so much so that the dog is willing to forgo its biological logic and fuck with a human instead.

>>39083
I told my mom the dog was raping me when she walked in on him sucking my cockus.

>>39084
And you didn't even have to use peanut butter?

>>6315
All three are great, Scary Movie is still the funniest movie I've seen.

>>6316
Scary Movie is good. The sequel seemed like a let down as it has this scene where a girl stands while a ton of piss comes down, enough for a puddle, I get it's meant to be shock humour but it goes on for too long with none of it actually being funny I just couldn't keep watching.

>>6315
Rush Hour is fun because I can see a china man (very racist peeple) deal with a nigger (very annoying people). It also shines a light on niggers in a good way like they are funny, cool, and athletic which we cannot always be.

Scary Moive is not good moive.

Shrek was my school retard's favorite movie. Good moivee

>>6327
Why don't you like Scary Movie?

>>6343
Because I don't like scary or movies.

>>39072
I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they had to say and that's what nobody did.

>>39073
I understood and appreciate the reference.

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>>39041
nuke it

>>39073
ok, LIPSTICK WEARER

>>39041
More like you're into 32 years old fellas.

>>39060
Wow, I'm even more confused now.

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Why does Ashley have chimpanzee arms?

>>39063
Why is your penis 3" hard mini jimmy?

>>39064
I thought you said you didn't talk to your mom anymore.

>>39063
Picrel is Ash practicing to smother me with a pillow.

>>6321
>in that he has all three features, light coloured eyes, hair and skin.
Nigga can't read.

>>6322
Did you not read the post 6319?

>>6323
Clearly you can't read your own post because you said
>many of whom possess fair complexions, light hair, *or* light eyes
I already clarified to you multiple times that only 0.1% of Iranians have all three features and combinations.

>>6324
Well, you are wrong. I already disproved you. Yes I read my own post.

>>6319
Great thank you chatGPT.

>>39023
Indigo is a colour.

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>>39023
"sure"

>>32025
Gandhi 'left his wife to live with a male lover' book claims.

https://www.hnn.us/article/gandhi-left-his-wife-to-live-with-a-male-lover-new#:~:text=Mahatma%20Gandhi%20was%20bisexual%20and%20left%20his,you%20have%20taken%20possession%20of%20my%20body.

https://abcnews.com/Health/gandhi-book-claims-indian-leader-bisexual-racist/story?id=13255847

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>>39067
I don't understand why we have a statue of him here in London. India would've been better off under the British.
The South Asians campaigned for many years to get rid of the British because a few hundreds of them were killed by rogue British soldiers during the rule and they didn't like British culture imposed on them, and as soon as they left, half of them began killing each other in the thousands in state-sanctioned violence and the other half left to come to the UK because their own culture is very terrible.

>>39068
If India was still under British rule there would probably be more Indians living there. India's economy has also been growing since end of British rule.

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife

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>>6262
He was on his first play through of Gayus Ex. Next time, he'll give him the tip and see where it goes.

>>6272
I rove praystration

>>6276
GayusEx was a GayStation exclusive. You had to have known a guy to play it.

>>6272
I had intense anal pain the other night. I never asked for it.

He's Not My Dad - But I'm His Daddy | LOVE DON'T JUDGE

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