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>>29947
Luke Smith uses YouTube, dumbass

'The internet is very serious bussiness'
Do you think that 00s anons would want you to be obsessed with the 00s for no reason?
>>29947
>G**gle
Getgle

8====D~ O^:@

>>31039
This says a lot about the state of our youth today.

>>31037
Not anymore ;_;

I played the tickle game with uncle Steve.

>>27256
100% heterosexual, though I once decided to be gay for a week but it didn't work out so I switched back to hetero, I regularly beat off to trannies and even pure gay porn, find nothing homosexual about it because what you normally find disgusting can actually turn you on in sex, for example I also beat off to people eating shit, I think it's perfectly logical. The only thing that's actually homosexual is romantically loving another man without even wanting to fuck him, that is indeed disgusting. Apart from that a man is programmed to just want to stick penis in everything that has a hole, anyone trying to pretend otherwise is delusional.

>>31007
Sounds kinda gay.

>>31007
bit gay innit?

>>31007
>The only thing that's actually homosexual is romantically loving another man without even wanting to fuck him, that is indeed disgusting.

Oh my holy truke for some reason

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This is a lot like me and Ashley. (I'm the chicken)

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Me and Derrick

Ashely Jones has died
leave thoughts and prayers below

>>30841
>>30843
It's over.

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>>30844
Relax, nerds. She's fine. I've just been keeping her real busy is all.

>>30847
https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/20777.html#postform

>>30997
I always liked when the standard interface on websites changed to a winter/holiday theme. As an example, on the website of my favorite online radio during winter, in the center of the page there is a holiday tree decorated with toys in the form of local memes. There are also PNG snowflakes falling from top to bottom on the website page, and when you click on them, an audio track with a phrase from one of the radio hosts is played.

>>30974
I failed on the second day.

>>30974
I've failed several times inside my wife ashley

how dis make u feel white boi? u finna nut for me boi? go on en boi. gimme dat nut, strokde dat nut to dis smoothe fine ghetto a$$ boi yeahu massa oowee

>>30981
Jake Paul sucked his ass afterwards.

>>29686
Well I used to like my cock put in a death grip, but not so much anymore. Now I just go by Jessica.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME THERES MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS. QUICKLY SOMEONE HELP JACK ME OFF TO GET RID OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29774
yes misstress ashley

>>29781
be careful talking like that bro. ashley might turn you into a sissy slave.

HOW DO I SHOT WEB IN PATIENT? Hope she doesn't mind.

>>29747
I cant help it but to laugh every time I look at that picture.

>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup

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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3

>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10

>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.

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>>30733
Yeah, a stroke of good luck for knowing me.

>>30713
>great personality.
You mean masculine personality.

>>30718
Looks like one of Andrew Tate's girl friends. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with a Tranny, I'm more surprised he hasn't ended up with one as far as I know. We know that boy likes to date women who look like men and act manly. Andrew Tate is a lot like Barrack Obama except Obama has a deeper voice than him.

>>30733
Calm down shes just stroking her face.

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Can't help it but this kid from One Hour Photo looks like Derrick.

https://nitter.poast.org/JUSTcatmeme/status/1857572471618117944

Yes, I am prepared, Ash.

>>30978
That's my favorite Robin Williams movie, now I will think of Derrick whenever I watch it

>>28786
topkek

>>30960
yes my third son

>>30957
too late

If they make new Matrix film it might look something like this.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=qkAh0CCrV9I

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eehehehehehehh

>>30990
fake and gay

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=os58gz7dqk0

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Hm25FhH9vqs

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not mine

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Bros, can we fix this?

>>30869
jeet has the prisoner look like he had his shit pushed in

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kek

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Kyle Odom reptilians in Markiplier show The Edge of Sleep.

>>30982
Are those the kind of priests that molest children?

>>30987
rabbis yes

>>30967
>>30966
OMG SISA........

>>30967
>>30966
Does any helpless and mentally deficient legally consentable girl look like this on this website????

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>>30966
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>>30861
wrong thread dumbass

>>27231
>these always remind me of nikocado avacoado

He's not fat enough anymore. Since he already one step ahead. Ashley better keep it slim.

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>>30901
My mistake,I forgot to add three more zeros to the 249,000. You are correct.

>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM

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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.

>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?

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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?

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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.

>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.

Hi

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MONTHLY COLUMN
Read the October 2024 monthly column: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-05-2024/

Post your comments about October's monthly column in this thread. For example, I'm sure you poors have plenty of tips on frugal living.

Please continue to submit monthly column suggestions in this thread or via email.

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>>30658
I grabbed a bag of Dollar Tree chips and some un-fluoridated water (I have a well) with a touch of orange squeezings and settled into my comfy couch looking forward to your Monthly Column reply regarding my question concerning Russia, Ukraine,Poland and NATO. Your terse reply: "Why would you ever ask a woman that question." Am I to assume that your offhanded reply indicates that you consider yourself and other women airheads incapable of discerning the intricacies of geo political happenings in this world? Have you surrendered your feminine equality only to throw it on the trash heap of time? 

 Thus in the future I will limit my questions to the Monthly Column to a more simpler text such as boxers or briefs, your favorite color or your preference, pretzels or chips.

 Of course the above post is tongue in cheek to bring a little levity to the board. However for some reason the saying, "Many a true word is said in jest" seems to be navigating through my mind, heh, heh.

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If you were guaranteed not to get killed/fingered/whatever, would you work for the federal government? What job/role would appeal to you the most in that entity?

Big fan of the website. Stealing tons of these assets thank you.

>>30889
A mail man.

>>30892
Respectable pick. I thought of doing it but my knees are already going to shit.

I am reading this web serial. It is one of the first times I've so thoroughly, consciously enjoyed a "character-driven" fiction. A character so deeply and comically neurotic, but so easy to empathize with because the root of his obsession is the desire to be someone truly great. Sometimes he seems like the most pathetic fucking thing, sometimes I just plain love the character, sometimes at the same time. I believe that having multiple simultaneous emotional reactions to a story/character indicate something very very special.

Increasingly the actual story is just about his actions in a fantasy world, and while the world and story are cleverly unique. Still a cut above most web fiction, and I enjoyed flashback chapters that characterized the authentically foolish main character way more.

You might worry about the whole story being a dull "woah capitalism corporations bad and ruin everything" rehash from the name and the setting, but the author hasn't fixated on anything trite.

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/90222/crippling-debt-isekai-fantasy-slow-burn-progression

I considering making an account on royalroad (you can't review from tor/vpn) just to post a review on site.

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I've been reading this novel I found at the grocery store.

>>30170
That's pretty insensitive of you to remind Ashley of this. If he knew how bad their father was going to beat her, he would have taken the blame. Now he drinks like his father to forget the shame. Those poor kids deserved better than having Chris Benoit for a father. I wish I could go back in time and save her. I could've been her statutory godrapist. If the love fits, you must aquit.

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>>30855
terrorists/palestinians/muslims

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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.

Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM

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>>30866

>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w

>>554
haven't seen this ugly face in a while, is he dead yet?

>>555
Ashley is fine