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>>6074 (OP) 
Wow that's so sweet. REEEE WHY ARE THERE NO NEW GIFT CARDS IN MY INBOX NOR NO NEW MONEROS DONATED TO ME????

I'M OLD AND POOR. But thanks. But ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. Ok I feel better now. Three more to thirty, how old are you people? I'm going to drown out my sorrows at a Chinese Buffet right now. I hope they have wheelchairs there, because I'm not going to be able to walk after what I do to that buffet.

>>6076
I though mini jimi leaked your bday and it was on the 22nd

Ashley is going to join the 27 club after "ironically" shoving a dildo down her throat and chocking on it.
That's my prediction on who's going to die in 2026.
When I'm proven correct, donate your XMR to your local Mexican who needs it more than ever now that they're on the run from ICE agents and are hiding in the basements like Afghan women.

>>6076
>I hope they have wheelchairs there, because I'm not going to be able to walk after what I do to that buffet.
BuffettGate.

>>6074 (OP) 
I remember watching this Garfield and Friends show on Boomerang when I was a kid and this birthday scene lives rent free in my mind. 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sSwfPNY9Orw

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>>6062
watchu got against emulators?

>>6070
Emulators are soulless and low poly games in high resolution look uglier to me, especially in 4K. Also, emulators fail at capturing certain effects that original hardware can produce, like the mist in the Silent Hill games. Even the PS2 version of GTA San Andreas has its own unique lighting to help allow the game to run smoother due to hardware limitations, that's why it looks different than the Xbox and PC versions. I still have my original PS2 from 2001 because of this, unfortunately physical media is expensive, especially the more rare titles that resellers are hunting down and listing on eBay for a stupid amount of money. Which is why I'm glad I kept most of my games from my childhood.

>>6068
That's cool that your dad still plays games. The only game I've ever seen my dad play was Galaxion and Pac-Man which was part of some retro collection on the Playstation. He was also completely fine with me playing violent games as a kid since he knew it was all just for fun unlike some of my friends' parents who only bought them kids games.

>>6062
>emulators are lame
Why wait to go through all that trouble? Both GameCube and Wii versions of Pikmin and Pikmin 2 play perfectly on Dolphin emulator. The Wii versions will still require a Wiimote and Nunchuk and sensor bar to play though. They make Wii sensor bars with USB plugs for PC but you can also just use two tea light candles instead. You can also use the motion bar already plugged into your Wii on Dolphin. Simply turn on your Wii and set the motion bar under your computer monitor. You don't even have to turn on your TV or mess with the settings on your Wii for the sensor bar to work if your Wiimote is already recognized by Dolphin.

Ashley mentioned Pikmin in one of her livestreams. Pikmin was the first GameCube game I ever played.

>>6071
Just use ShaderGlass if you want the CRT experience. Native settings on emulator replicate the original console as close as possible. Adjusting the settings in the emulator will generally solve most all graphical issues. If not, a bug report to the developer will usually have them corrected in the next update. The developers of PSCX2 fixed some graphical issues I was experiencing with Dragon Ball Z: Budokai in their next nightly update and now it runs perfect. The issues with the Silent Hill fog have been mostly corrected on Duck Station and PCSX2 as far as I'm aware. The best way to play Silent Hill 2 is by using the Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition mod on PC. I'm not sure about GTA San Andreas though. I haven't attempted to run it on PCSX2 yet. I usually play the PC version using the Improved Classic and Updated Classic mod. The Improved Classic mod is pretty much the PS2 version of GTA San Andreas.

How to Play Silent Hill 1-3 PERFECTLY on PC (Mods + Fixes Guide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcZ98I6sxkk

Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition
https://enhanced.townofsilenthill.com/SH2/

>>6073
Anon, we must respect people's decisions to do with their hardware as they please. 
No matter how retarded it is.
I love emulators because it means I can play my favourite video games while having Subway Surfer videos playing in the corner of the screen to help with my attention span.
Furthermore, the ability to quickly hop onto YouTube and play alpha pong beats is most appreciated.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=ow-6k1-vBUE

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https://soundcloud.com/carissas-wierd/sofisticated-fuck-princess

>>38650
Wow that's weird, I listened to their albums this past week. I've liked them for a few years but just re-remembered.

>>38669
>I listened to their albums this past week. I've liked them for a few years

Me Too! Happy Birthday!

https://soundcloud.com/carissas-wierd/tracks

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https://soundcloud.com/mounteerie/moon-sequel

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I liked this movie it's a modern one but it was nice

>>5970
Dwayne "The Rock Hard" Johnson was my favorite wrestler back in the day but ever since he started whoring himself out to Hollywood and shilling overpriced garbage for major corporations on social media while being a mouth piece for the BLM bandwagon like the rest of the dumb celebrities I lost respect for him. I'm surprised he's still alive after all the years of abusing steroid.

>>6064
He's just an actor. It's like when people get upset over Bill Burr taking the Saudi royal money, he's a comedian, that's all there is to it.
If I find out my favourite singer performed for ISIS, I wouldn't care, I don't look for moral guidance or what's the "right thing to do" from people on TV.

>>6065
I lost all moral guidance from TV personalities ever since Jared Fogle was arrested. Since then I have converted to Quiznos which is the superior sandwich shop.

>>6066
There's one Quiznos in my country, conveniently within my commute. I might give them a try, I must consume.

>>38646
Not really, I think it was the mix of Greek yogurt, trail mix, bananas, almond butter and black coffee that made smell so foul. I installed an air freshener in my room to help mask my farts.

>>38648
Greek Yogurt will make your shit smell really bad simply because the good gut bacteria in it is purging all the bad gut bacteria. Greek yogurt will knock out a stomach flu and stop the diarrhea faster than anything else but it will make your shit smell like a rotting corpse.

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We need a new Art General thread, the previous one is cap!

>>38666
It's like waht they say in Detroit, be the change u want to see in the world.

>>38667
I would but it's nice having somebody with strong photo editing skills to create a new thread since It's been sort of a tradition here to shop Ashley or one of her multiple personalities in the thread's title image.

>>38654
Some kid probably died eating too many and their deadbeat mom filed a lawsuit to get an easy payday so they toned down the sourness. 

Reminds me of that high school student years ago who binged on a bunch of Monster energy drinks and died of a heart attack despite the high caffeine warning labelled on the cans.

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I want to spread my butt cheeks for Rocko

>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

>>38658
The only reason that film was made was so that the toaster, when the depressed owner decided to pick it up and jump into a filled up bathtub, can go "uh oh, I'm toast!" before winking at the camera going "huh? huh? get it?" before being electrocuted alongside its owner and fucking dying.

t. haven't seen the film.

>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...

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this thread derailed quickly

>>5978
I would love to get therapy but the idea of paying someone to care about what I have to say fills me with anxiety and insecurity.

>>5979
You should learn how to use RISC-V and Raspberry Pi, I think that will cheer you up.

>>5980
Maybe later.

I turned mine into a Retropie, but I don't even use it. I was going to check this out and probably turn it into a node https://github.com/shermand100/PiNodeXMR/wiki/Manual

>>6054
Mini Lilly

>>6056
Mimbo Limbo.

>>6056
No, Mini Tilly

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>>6051
Oy vey, the Goyim know!  Shut it down!
>It’s a Sin to Be a Sucker in Israel
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-jul-25-mn-16208-story.html

Holy shit! Anon who posted here >>6006 was correct. Ghislaine's father was unalived by Mossad.

https://x.com/AFpost/status/2018145401833202048

https://x.com/BackupJeffx/status/2017672613384888772

>>6059
*gasp* 6,000,001!

>>38625
To be clear, I will continue to make jokes at your expense, I'm just apologising about the kitten microwave thing.

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>>38621
>>38622
Those bodies of text make me so angry and sad that I straight up just paused for a minute and closed my eyes feeling grief and I didn't even read past the first sentence of the first post and I don't intend on ever doing so.

>>38651
Fair, I don't recommend it for obvious reasons. However, I was severely abused as a child (not sexually, but physically and emotionally, one time I had hot coffee thrown at me when I was a kid, for example, in fact it was only because I was pale the abuse subsided at least physically because bruises would show up easily, and my parents couldn't make me take sick days off school without the authorities getting involved, once the school holidays began, however, it was beating time again) and I actually really like cats so for me, watching these cat torture videos was a way for me to relate and make the trauma belong more to me, if that makes sense?
I used to also write a lot of fucked up stories as a kid about cats being tortured, like one time I wrote a story where one of the chapters involved a small kitten being abandoned by his mother and at one point he lost a leg because a butcher (not Chinese, I wasn't aware of the meme at the time) decided to butcher it alive before it managed to escape, although I myself never felt like hurting animals myself.
Another story I wrote was about a mother cat and her kittens being tortured and beaten up, and I was so stupid I even showed that to my English teacher I felt really proud of the story and my teacher was visibly concerned but said that it was an okay story, minus the violence.
One time, I had a crush on a girl, and she really liked cats too, so I share

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>>38653
You too? Get in line. My mom beat me with a clothes iron once swinging it from the power cord like it was a morning star. She used to say she was going to beat me but would wait until I least expected it such as being in the shower one evening when I thought I was home alone almost a week later. She did some pretty fucked up shit to us and my family just ignored it. I found out from one of my uncles who grew up with her that she used to fuck with them too coming up and even chased him with a knife once through the house when their parents weren't home. My mom purposely misinterpreted goofy rap lyrics I wrote to make my friends laugh in high school as a cry for help to have me evaluated psychologically in an attempt to have me sent to juvenile hall not because I had done anything wrong but simply to spite me so she could maintain control over my life so that I wouldn't be able to leave home at 18 instead being released from there at 21. She managed to do this to my little brother and he was released soon because they evaluated him while in juvenile hall and realized he shouldn't even be there but the whole experience fucked him up.

Picrel is supposedly a collection of rabbit torture videos that were released on dvd. Some normal people who collect movies actually have this in their collection. This pic is not mine. I found it posted on facebook.

>>38655
Picrel looks nostologic.

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>>34361
couldve just gotten married and had kids

>>34361
this is forplay often confused with the game Fortnite in my country of France. We have many brown people now 

je'mapelle sandiwich au fromage

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>>31251
>3 years ago

>>38647
see you in a year mister

>And now I was struck by the ostensible impossibility of my having a child—
>just as the desperate realization hit me that I wanted a baby not just for the sake of them, for my
>lost relatives and my beloved mother and aunt—I wanted a baby for me, too. I wanted to be a
>mother. I woke often from dreams in which I held its tiny form to my breast: So real did the
>dreams seem that as I lay in bed with my eyes closed I could smell its fresh-apple breath or feel
>the skin of its soft cheek against me.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220707042209/http://ijso.huc.edu/news/07/Holocaust-Essay-(Faderman).pdf

If anyone else is obsessed with the range of human experience please reciprocate.

>>5973
Look no further, I am here.

http://pipsworks.com/pipsworks.com/links/links.html

What do people think about this kind of thing? "Psychogeography"

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>>6003
I've not heard of this term before but it seems interesting. From what I can gather, it means navigating through an urban enviroment via unconventional paths? I often find myself taking odd shortcuts like stepping over a slab of stone away from the pavement or walking through a muddy area if its quicker.
Just recently I was walking for an hour to a major supermarket and on the way spotted an antenna tower, and I just gravitated towards it so I can admire it up close as if it was some sort of eifel tower.

>>6004
Yeah, I those towers are great. In a rural area I saw the allocated land to a chain of these make a path- maybe for maintenance? When all the other land around is owned or has "don't step here! government business!" signs it really feels like a treasure to find a secret path behind all the other parcels.

>>3041 (OP) 
This person is probably dead now.

>>5952
no i live

>>5953
I can't wait for this war to be over so Ukraine and Russia can go back to not mattering. The developer that made the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series should make a game about the war. Something dark and atmospheric like their games but a boomer shooter. The belligerents of this war already call each other pigs and orcs. Also one of the developers of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was killed in combat.

>>5954
I can't wait for the war to be over so that after all the ethnic Russians and Ukrainians wiped themselves out, Kyiv and Moscow can import millions of Indians and Africans to save the GDP!!!

I Was Kim Jong-Il's Chef, What I Saw Was Pure Degeneracy | Kenji Fujimoto 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlbIDcR7zvw

>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.

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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.

>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.

>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.

>>38601
19 6 7

>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid

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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife

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>>38114
bean chilling

>>38112
mmmmmm chiggin. Looks tasty. Well done. 
> I made tempura batter by utilizing my CO2 machine to make the carbonated water that goes into the batter
always wondered how the batter tasted so unique. Is this really a commonplace technique? How did you obtain this information? Who do you know that spilled the bok choi on this? Where is your dog?

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>>38112
What is that, that chicken? Oh...haiyaa! You need to seek professional help—call Chinese restaurant.

>>38112
Take your foodposting back to facebook, Kathy.

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That was a delicious steak.

A bit sad after all but only vidya could do this <3
>Elon Musk mercilessly trolled by chatters during stream and rage quits https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9Vw0Z7ieH3g

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everytime I eat cheetos my controller stops working 

also we need a new video games thread

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Duke Nukem 3D turns 30, hail to the king!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70mZq8bUStw

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>>5958
It's time to eat cake and open presents, and I've got lots of cake.

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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.

>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.

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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?

>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.

>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw

>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.

>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.

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dreams really do be like this

>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?