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>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.

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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

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What is he trying to get her to handle?

>>38612
You know, Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to feature a female sidekick that would assist Duke Nukem in his journey to save the world.

>>5969
I told my mom to cook me dinner instead of buying me gifts because she always wastes her money on useless shit. I appreciate the thought but I'd rather have her save money instead of getting ripped off. If I want something I will buy it myself.

One time, my mum made milk with salt without ever so consulting me and was so offended when I refused to drink it.

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this thread derailed quickly

>>5978
I would love to get therapy but the idea of paying someone to care about what I have to say fills me with anxiety and insecurity.

>>5979
You should learn how to use RISC-V and Raspberry Pi, I think that will cheer you up.

>>38329
>>38336
More like that of North Korea, they use lunix.

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Please change the board theme, Ashley.

>>38604
The more you beg, the hornier she becomes.

>>38607
Does she like buttsex? Guys usually do. :p

>>38610
>putting your dick in poop
Why are YOU PEOPLE like this!??!

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https://soundcloud.com/thursday-official/standing-on-the-edge-of

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https://soundcloud.com/louis6a6yy23/kinyl-v-sebya-trank

>>37335 (OP) 
Any black metal recommendations?

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https://soundcloud.com/terastic/mee

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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=K4k1t1Misrk

>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.

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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.

>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.

>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.

>>38601
19 6 7

>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid

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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife

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>>5963
Why did your country invade Ukraine?

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>>5967
Ukraine used its military against civilians in the Donetsk and Luhansk regions after those areas resisted the Ukrainian government and aligned themselves with Russian separatists. This resistance followed what many view as U.S. interference in Ukraine’s presidential elections, which resulted in the victory of a strongly anti-Russian candidate favored by Washington. It's suspected they used the same technology they used rig the election during the 2016 and 2020 presidential elections.

Russia had existing agreements with Ukraine, but Ukraine chose to abandon those agreements in favor of closer alignment with the United States. This shift left Russia fearing strategic encirclement, particularly the possibility that Crimea would be converted into a NATO naval base on the Black Sea. As a result, Russia intervened militarily and took control of Crimea, viewing the move as a necessary defensive action.

This situation is comparable to Russia encouraging Cuba to resist the United States during the Cuban Missile Crisis. The image referenced shows two prominent U.S. congressmen assuring Ukrainian officials of full American backing. Most of these individuals are now deceased. The broader implication is that the United States played a central role in provoking this conflict by pressuring Russia into a military response.

The objective was for NATO to confront Russia directly, enabling European powers to fra

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>>5968
>Most of these individuals are now deceased.
*gasp* Putin killed them.

>>5968
Why is it important for Ukraine to maintain Closer relations with Russia?

>>5972
The same reason why Venezuela must maintain closer relations with the United States. Russia has their own unofficial version of the Monroe Doctrine which dictates they maintain their sphere of influence over the post-Soviet territories. It's hypocritical for American politicians to even contest this as they hold a similar belief. Vladimir Putin annexed Crimea on 22nd February 2014, five days after Pro-Russian President Viktor Yanukovych was ousted following violent protests, which erupted after he rejected a European Union association agreement on grounds to avoid future conflict with Russia. He then fled the country to Russia because he felt his life was in danger from people within his own government. The Ukrainian parliament then voted 380-0 to remove him from office for abandoning his duties after he fled. This was all calculated by foreign private interests who had taken control of the Ukrainian government using assets of the Central Intelligence Agency which we are all aware of now ever since the Bidens' involvement with Burisma Holdings Limited was made public. The real question is why was it so necessary for Ukraine to join NATO rather than maintain it's neutrality when Russia had never shown any aggression towards them. It was President Viktor Yushchenko who initially sought NATO membership for Ukraine in 2008 and it was France and Germany who voted against it. It's now France and Germany who 

>>38571
If I may ask, what about a dead cat in the microwave?

>>38572
My bad, he actually already explained it here.
>>29263
Although now I'm even more perplexed as to how that conversation was brought up during the phone call.

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>>38573

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>>36822
I think I have finally figured it out. I looked at this picture for a little while and found out that it is in fact from Jimmy John's, Mini Jimmy's.

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>Find some websites from the 2000s
>dedicated to decentralizing the web, fighting spam
>extracting the full potential of peer-to-peer web of trust cryptography
>the recent versions of the tech documentation are soiled with chinese banner ads
>probably bought out the expired domain name
>never would have happened if it succeeded
>I guess it must have been a target because wikipedia linked to it
>they even replicated some of the original content of the pages
>gif banners with flashing backgrounds
>banners link to raw IP addresses, not even a domain name
>lots of porn
Good night, my sweet prince
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

8 FACTS that the MORMON CHURCH Doesn't Want You to Know !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwLviskWpyY

>And now I was struck by the ostensible impossibility of my having a child—
>just as the desperate realization hit me that I wanted a baby not just for the sake of them, for my
>lost relatives and my beloved mother and aunt—I wanted a baby for me, too. I wanted to be a
>mother. I woke often from dreams in which I held its tiny form to my breast: So real did the
>dreams seem that as I lay in bed with my eyes closed I could smell its fresh-apple breath or feel
>the skin of its soft cheek against me.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220707042209/http://ijso.huc.edu/news/07/Holocaust-Essay-(Faderman).pdf

If anyone else is obsessed with the range of human experience please reciprocate.

>>5973
Look no further, I am here.

Kevin Khatchadourian scene pack 2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnMCUiAEMbA

>>5942
>Alien 3 was OK
>The rest of the films are garbage
You think Alien 3 was OK and yet Alien and Aliens are garbage.
I refuse to believe you're serious.

>>5945
I meant everything after Alien 3 was garbage. The first alien film is a classic.

>>5946
Oh okay, fair enough.
By the way, I haven't gotten around to watching Groundhog Day, but I did watch the 1988 film They Live.
I find movies like They Live odd because on one hand, they critque capitalism and consumerism while...being that themselves.

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I liked this movie it's a modern one but it was nice

>>38114
bean chilling

>>38112
mmmmmm chiggin. Looks tasty. Well done. 
> I made tempura batter by utilizing my CO2 machine to make the carbonated water that goes into the batter
always wondered how the batter tasted so unique. Is this really a commonplace technique? How did you obtain this information? Who do you know that spilled the bok choi on this? Where is your dog?

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>>38112
What is that, that chicken? Oh...haiyaa! You need to seek professional help—call Chinese restaurant.

>>38112
Take your foodposting back to facebook, Kathy.

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That was a delicious steak.

A bit sad after all but only vidya could do this <3
>Elon Musk mercilessly trolled by chatters during stream and rage quits https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9Vw0Z7ieH3g

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everytime I eat cheetos my controller stops working 

also we need a new video games thread

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Duke Nukem 3D turns 30, hail to the king!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70mZq8bUStw

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>>5958
It's time to eat cake and open presents, and I've got lots of cake.

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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.

>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.

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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?

>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.

>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw

>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.

>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.

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dreams really do be like this

>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?

Not there yet, bros.

>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?

>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.

>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee

>>38384
>>38428
>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.

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>>3041 (OP) 
This person is probably dead now.

>>5952
no i live

>>5953
I can't wait for this war to be over so Ukraine and Russia can go back to not mattering. The developer that made the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series should make a game about the war. Something dark and atmospheric like their games but a boomer shooter. The belligerents of this war already call each other pigs and orcs. Also one of the developers of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was killed in combat.

>>5954
I can't wait for the war to be over so that after all the ethnic Russians and Ukrainians wiped themselves out, Kyiv and Moscow can import millions of Indians and Africans to save the GDP!!!

>>31995
The wife in your image 100% has sexual intercourse with strange men who aren't her husband. That being said, I think all of the children are actually his, because they're all incredibly ugly.

given enough time, monkeys with typewriters would reproduce all of shakespeares works... if only they didnt stop shitting on the paper...

>>5891
I disagree.

>>5891
I agree

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>>5891
How much time is necessary? Monkeys were here long before people existed and we invented everything required for the monkeys to reproduce all of the works of Shakespeare and they still haven't produced anything. Without white people monkeys would have never even learned to communicate the English language.
>inb4 picrel is not a monkey
Gorillas are more closely related to humans and they still can't reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Most people can't even do that.

>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?

>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys

>>37702
I don't have a tiny asshole but I did just wake up with diarrhea big time. I think it's because I had a ton of hot peppers last night on pizza because now my asshole has that tingly, burning sensation even now as I sit and type this.
I have to see people for various reasons later today and I might even have to shake hands with someone.
Anyway sorry about your narrow butthole, good luck anon.

>>37720
You need a milk enema and a butt plug.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7NX7iPr9k

>>5921
I'm hoping you're alluding to vore as that's the only fetish I'm willing to entertain...

>>5922
Hamsters hit harder and faster if you boof them

>>5924
Oh, I thought you (or anon) meant shoving the hamster up your arse, and having it squeal and struggle (natural home remedy vibration toy) therefore stimulating the anal tissues leading to arousal, or something.

Shoving up your ass is boofing.

>>5930
Oh. Okay.