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>>35553
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

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>>35549
I've never seen gay porn but I imagine it's something like this.

Why do you know what the genitalia of your family members look like?

>>35556
she's latinx

>>35557
>she's latinx
I don't follow what you're saying.

>>35518
Urine for it now, bud.

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>>35518
I find it odd that the cow isn't on there. It's almost as if Indians are ass backwards disgusting retards. While every other civilization was enjoying milk and beef, Indians were enjoying piss and shit. It's like the deity that blessed them with cows forget to give them the instruction manual. He probably came back later on to check up on the progress and was like, "No, no, you're doing it all wrong... you know what, never mind —I'm just gonna go."

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Cleaned my bathroom after neglecting it for several months. I'm sure the maintenance guy will appreciate it when he comes in tomorrow to fix my toilet.

I cant find any latina porn ashley why is this happening ashley elighten me ashley why is everyone so gay ashley

>>35457
You know, that Chester doesn't seem like such a bad guy. That whole Willy incident was a complete misunderstanding, could have happened to anyone.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=80keU03BsIU
https://www.denver7.com/news/investigations/charges-officially-dropped-against-attempted-kidnapping-suspect-after-competency-finding

>>35523
He is obviously retarded.

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>>35531
>retarded
That checks out. His IQ must be below 70/ 75* to be considered clinically retarded. The average IQ of sub-Saharan Africans is 68.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289609001275

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That's not how you cook venison.
https://nitter.poast.org/Deplorable94/status/1954457651166773346

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https://rumble.com/v27aetm-alex-jones-in-an-episode-of-conspiracy-theory-with-jesse-ventura-from-2009.html

>>35513
Is that shart?

>>35513
I remember taking this photo! What a fun birthday party that was, aha!

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>>35517
Hey Chester

How do pedophiles know where to find kids?

They use MapQuest

Why don't pedophiles make good band teachers?

They only know D in minor

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Any of you ever seen the Indian /ashleyj/?

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>implying you wouldn't buttrape this cute asian boy

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>>35450
bigdickbitch.com*

>>35452
where is the clapping coming from? she dont move like it should be clapping??

CAPTCHA: ru47uh
ANSWER: nah fam

>>35458
Why were you looking at her cock that much to notice this?

>>35458
The clapping is from the fat buttcheeks smacking against each other.

>>34966
bad teeth

>>34966
That's the look a nigga give you right before he pull some wicked shit in Garry's Mod.

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rip Tyrese aka long money

>>35418
I don’t even listen to music. I just post some bullshit here. When are you gonna post a song?

>>35424
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxVMajzZUcA

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https://soundcloud.com/arkzombies/bossa-too-much-alt-intro

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0z-rhM-dcO8

>>35471
not if your old enough

HE GAPED ME JERRY

>>35515
Very unrealistic. A guy like him would have a small penis, due to low testosterone. Either AI is retarded or the person who made this using AI was female.

Okay. I'm definitely not opening that now. I figured it was a goatse or something gay.

>>35519
you got the dick mixed with balls fam

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Here is my beloved 1976 vintage vacuum by Eureka. Presented is an overview of how I acquired the vacuum, an interesting historical overview of how Eureka came to be, where they are now, and multiple live demonstrations of the vacuum in use (dirt, food, fabrics), and review of the vacuum. Hopefully this will stay my vacuum for many years to come. If it stops working, I will try to repair it to the best of my ability. I will be maintaining this vacuum. I'm grateful to have it. Sadly I cannot be a vacuum collector, I don't like hoarding items (especially large ones) and I don't have much room to store these things. I will do more in-depth videos about vintage items I acquire in the future for the items I think are worthy.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/6SXQnoWfrQkRaJCqfkUbJC

>>35507
Late night video! I'm about to watch this now.

>>35508
Me too. I usually watch carpet muncher videos before bed.

>>35510
Well, thats an oddly specific bedtime habit.

Ashley wtf you changed the look of your PeerTube instance

>>35485
whatever Gayballs

>>35485
Why do you want that anon to be gay so bad? Nobody here yearns to suck cock like you do.

>>35489
You ever held in a poop so you could hurry to the bathroom or finish a video game? I got some bad news for you; that means you're gay. Straight guys just poop whenever and wherever they feel—the neighbor's porch, the street, the buffet line, etc.

>>35496
A responsible man has his jug

>>35497
A real nigga keep a poop knife

Women, amirite?

>>35396
That hambeast is over the size limit, god damn.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=AhumuOGUE2M

>>35467
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/9lb529/south-park-nice

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Not very motherly, if you ask me.

idk whats going on which one is Monero whichever one that is is good and the other ones are bad

also it is true that bitcoin is akin to gay porn

>>35381
Yeah because it was first. Ethereum is tranny porn, monero is a dyke porn. We have yet to find a cryptocurrency analogue for either heterosexual porn or female solo.

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>>35401
Now this is the kind of deeply intellectual discussion regarding financial technology that the world needs more of. Positively riveting stuff guys.

>>35360
I hate listening to chatter, and ten minutes in it seems like this podcast has spent some time informing me about things I already knew. But, I understand that their audience probably needs to hear the whole thing from the start. A podcast called "unlimited hangout" is a pretty good sign, so I skipped through the rest of the podcast and listened to another 10 minutes total.

I feel like I might prefer to just read the bitcoin-dollar book and get a fuller picture without hearing their voices. "The ultimate goal of money is to transmit trust within context, typically over time and over space." Aligns roughly with my take. I think a big reason they make it so hard to run an escrow service is that they don't want you competing with currency.

>>35417
>A monthly column; perfect for a modern audience.
Do I detect sarcasm? People like you are why I can't find written content about anything and occasionally have to slog through some retard's precisely timed 10 minute youtube video to get an answer that would have taken me 5 seconds to read. I guess you prefer to BANG THE BELL and SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON

Barefoot housewife in the perimeter of a gravel garden. "Where's my dinner bitch" isn't even as bad as that sounds. And It’s nothing like the romance/fuck books women read about: “billionaire, choke me daddy” type stuff. That’s not romance, it’s control.

The dog metaphor, I swear I’ve read something like that online before. To me, it reminds me of guys in middle school, the ones who told their girlfriends what they could wear or got mad about what they wore to school. Straight-up Muslim type control, honestly.

“precum and old piss dribbles” Maybe someone needs a prostate exam. Bahaha. 

There will be reruns of the Wayne Brady cuck/incest/poly show in the future for you to watch.

“Imagine taking a photo like this, following your ex-wife and her new boytoy like a little dog.”

Seems she took that “Approach marriage like your husband is a dog” advice from somewhere.

By the way, I love Chuck Berry. Quite a few great car songs. As a kid, I always thought your crush Marty McFly actually played and sang “Johnny B. Goode” in Back to the Future.

Retards.

>>35416
Upon reflection, the bitch analogy is actually pretty accurate. Some of the best dogs are not only loyal but also lazy, therefore calm, mostly quiet, low maintainence, unlike how many women(and other dogs) present themselves. If you walk through a certain neighborhood and dogs start to bark at you, the first assumption would be that all the dogs there are bad and so the neighborhood is bad, buf It's probably more accurate to say that the good dogs are just laying around their houses, even if those houses are in better neighborhoods. I just really don't like black people and there's also a contigient of white people in America that are obnoxious and loid and retarded and they are all debt slaves and goyim and unredeemable and they need to be killed we really do need another world war and we need to draft all these women and soon. Good dogs do not need strict discipline. They eat their cereal, drink their water, go outside to relieve themselves with very little promptimg, and only bark at intruders. They simply exist in a pleasant way for themselves and their owners.

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>>35416
>What if all train conductors were reincarnated as retards and thats why retards love trains?
Dare we call them trainssexuals?
>Sometimes I hear two songs that sound very similar, and upon trying to see if others have noticied this similarity, I come up empty-handed.
You are not alone, I remember there even being a website called something like "Everything is a Remix" (maybe 10 years ago, prolly no longer existing), and it listed many examples like you have provided and the similarities were extremely striking. I also hear it often. I would say it's a mix of intentional plagiarism with subconscious copying of something you heard somewhere to pure coincidences (while there are astronomical numbers of all possible melodies, only a small fraction is pleasant to listen to). And it also goes for movies, everything is a remake of something older even if it's not obvious, Shakespeare's works and Sherlock Holmes and remakes of old Japanese stories and other famous stuff over and over again, just set on a different stage, in different ages. Original art does not exist, only copyright whores claim such lies. Absolutely original art wouldn't even be enjoyable without any culturally familiar elements in it, it would be completely alien, IMO art always has to be something older remixed by adding a small original ingredient, something new and al

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>>35419

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>tfw you will never have the ability to stop time like in porn or like Hiro from Heroes
>tfw you will NEVER go to your local high school and stop time when the cheerleading squad is taking a group photo
>tfw you will never rape them all one by one, over the course of days or weeks if necessary
>tfw you will never hide nearby to watch the insanity unfold when you re-start time and they all start screaming because they're naked and your cum is dripping out of their fertile teen vaginas
>tfw you will never get at least a few of them pregnant with a rape child
why even live bros

>>12901
Is it true that she got kicked out? She mentions having no relationship with her mother but I'm new to the lore here.

>>35397
Yeah. Not all parents are supportive of their kids being trans :(

>>35398
I understand...most unfortunate to hear...

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Did she also forget about the JMP bills..

>>34472
Slow news week.


IT'S OVER.

Since thread creation is locked, can Ashley make us a Funny General #4? We need a thread specifically for cheer, laughter and joy to help maintain positive vibes on this board!

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you goddamn commies!

https://icum.com/video/

Could this be where Ashley got her websites name idea from? If so it wouldn't surprise me.

>>35235
real

>>35233
I don't think I've seen that one. Maybe it's not on the peertube... I figured out from the videos on the instance that she was a known Internet person years ago but I didn't know of her back then and have only seen the videos on the peertube in the last two years. Plus, they all run together because I just had the playlist on while working. I like all of them. She knows how to make any subject entertaining.

I am uncut, American and can do a decent Duke Nukem impression. What does this entitle me to with Ashley sexually speaking?

>>35332
You might be granted access to the cuck chair.

>>35238
Yeah, ShoeOnHead is great.

Sprinkle Dill Weed on tuna fish sandwiches.

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Linda wanted me to take her and Glitta out for dinner to celebrate our anniversary. I wasn't that hungry so I ordered a Sprite while her and Glitta ordered their food. He must have been really hungry after "hustling" all day at work. When we got the bill, he suddenly forgot that he left his wallet at home and rushed out the door to get it. After 2 hours of waiting and listening to Linda bitching to me about missing the latest episode of one of her dumb soap opera shows, I was getting real fed up with all this horseshit and decided to pay the entire bill using my Amex card. Looks like I'm gonna have to put a hold on ordering those parts for my Harley this Summer.

>>35232
pay the reparations, white boy.

>>34053
Waste your seed, whiteboi. Let it leak. There is no point in continuing, so why bother? You will never get to even hug a woman. You can always goon to interracial porn though. Pump. Pump. Bigger is better, you will never satisfy women again. Only BBC can impregnate them. Your wife, your mother, your sister, all of them will raise a mixed child. And you will be grateful, you will wear your chastity cage until the day you die and the white bloodline ends on you. You are such a disappointment to your parents. Your life can have a purpose only serving BBC.

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>>34086
damn tyrone save a little bussy for the rest of us

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>You ready for it? ;-)
>I don't think you're ready for it*BRAP*
>Oh. :3
>*BRAAAAPPPOPOPOPOPPPPRRAAPPPP*

Yeah I posted this in the book thread. What are you going to do about it, kpop fan?

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10/10