- Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Interview with a Vampire Anonymous

24/09/2023, 10:51:32 No.13163

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I interviewed Styx for real, but his original answers were totally unamusing to me. So I completely altered my questions afterwards and took his statements completely out of context. This is the result.

https://videos.icum.to/w/1TYCwZtYMbJeZRtn95TbD5

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Anonymous

24/09/2023, 11:47:35 No.13165

It's interesting after all these years you finally got to speak to the guy who posted your videos as an early teen on /pol/ thus creating a world-wide fanbase of well-adjusted individuals. It's sort of like meeting your childhood rapist for the first time as an adult.

Anonymous

24/09/2023, 14:25:51 No.13172

>>13163 (OP) 
whose the vampire though?
the girl that still looks 14 after a decade, or the long haired, fang toothed sucker thats never seen sunlight?

Anonymous 25/09/2023, 00:52:08 No.13177

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Anonymous 25/09/2023, 01:43:48 No.13178

>>13177
oh my god the vampire stole her tits

Anonymous

25/09/2023, 11:18:14 No.13182

>>13177
Looks shopped.

Anonymous 25/09/2023, 12:16:19 No.13183

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>replacing your bed with a futon

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Anonymous

25/09/2023, 14:38:44 No.13185

>>13163 (OP) 
For an interview you said didnt go that well, you managed to salvage it and put out an entertaining video with some great roasts.
Kudos Ash!

Note to self: If Ashley ever asks me for an interview, resist the temptation.

Anonymous 25/09/2023, 21:26:36 No.13186

>>13183
Sometimes if you look hard enough on xrays you can see the persons shit

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Anonymous

26/09/2023, 02:14:28 No.13188

>>13186
oh shit really?
I've been jacking off exclusively to mammograms this whole time.
well next time Im there,I will make sure to swing by the colonoscopy section at the local hospital
Thanks for the tip!

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Anonymous 26/09/2023, 02:28:50 No.13189

>>13188
Imagine giving colonoscopys for a living. What a shitty job.

Anonymous

26/09/2023, 03:39:12 No.13192

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>>13163 (OP) 
Just going to post this here and say congrats on your 1 year anniversary of returning to make videos.
You've put a ton of effort into this and you've provided countless hours of entertainment and laughter for your fans all across the world from China to Uruguay.

So yeah, thank you so much Ashley Jones!
You da best!

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Anonymous

26/09/2023, 03:48:20 No.13193

>>13192
are you from Uruguay?

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Anonymous 26/09/2023, 04:07:09 No.13194

>>13193
nah I just know someone who watches her that is

Anonymous 26/09/2023, 05:51:36 No.13197

>>13192
It has already been one year? Ash has been around longer now than the first time she was here.

Anonymous

26/09/2023, 06:39:55 No.13198

>>13163 (OP) 
That edgelotd faggot mocks God, he deserves to be killed

Santa

26/09/2023, 14:27:09 No.13199

>>13163 (OP) 
great interview, Sarah Jessica Parker aged like fine wine

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Anonymous

26/09/2023, 14:52:05 No.13200

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>>13199
kek based santa claus

Anonymous 27/09/2023, 05:03:40 No.13220

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Kind of disappointed she didnt work in a "hey, why such a long face, pal?" joke but tbh you need to have a pretty high comedic IQ to come up with something that original

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Anomalous

27/09/2023, 18:40:30 No.13236

>>13220
this is a lot like me and Ashley

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Anomalous

28/09/2023, 02:31:46 No.13251

>>13236
Which one is me and which one is Ashley?

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Anonymous

28/09/2023, 03:30:03 No.13259

>>13251
who am I?

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Anomalous

28/09/2023, 03:57:17 No.13263

>>13259
You're clearly a lot cooler than you used to be.

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Anonymous 28/09/2023, 04:03:29 No.13265

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>>13263
You sure like talking to yourself

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Anomalous

28/09/2023, 04:07:34 No.13266

>>13265
That's because I'm worth talking to.

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Anonymous 28/09/2023, 04:34:06 No.13270

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>>13266
I guess you're your own best company also

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Anomalous

28/09/2023, 04:50:16 No.13276

>>13270
That's correct, I'm CEO.

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Anomalous

28/09/2023, 04:53:18 No.13277

>>13270
But I am looking to merger with another company ;)

Anonymous 28/09/2023, 19:03:22 No.13290

>>13276
Rise and grind bb
>Cbig
>Egay
>hOmosexual

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Anonymous

28/09/2023, 19:35:13 No.13291

>>13276
>>13290
HA! YOU JUST GOT FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED LITTLE BITCH NIGGER KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE REKT

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Anomalous

03/10/2023, 11:21:30 No.13583

>>13290
You're gay too but for far less money. It may be back to work for me, but it's back to Grindr for you.

>>13291
Ha! My family used to own your little bitch nigger mom. We did own slaves but I'm referring to the dog. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE REKT, etc. and whatever other pea-brained crap you Pavlovian responders answer to.

Anonymous 02/07/2024, 11:04:28 No.25963

>>13177
Better love story then twinklight.

Anonymous

03/07/2024, 13:32:58 No.25994

>>13177
Seabee's GIMP skills have improved a lot since back then

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Anonymous

03/07/2024, 19:40:27 No.26004

>>13177
>>25994
I wanna lick her hairy armpits and suck her hairy pink nipples so badly.

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