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No.13163
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I interviewed Styx for real, but his original answers were totally unamusing to me. So I completely altered my questions afterwards and took his statements completely out of context. This is the result.

https://videos.icum.to/w/1TYCwZtYMbJeZRtn95TbD5
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No.13165 
It's interesting after all these years you finally got to speak to the guy who posted your videos as an early teen on /pol/ thus creating a world-wide fanbase of well-adjusted individuals. It's sort of like meeting your childhood rapist for the first time as an adult.
No.13172 
>>13163 (OP) 
whose the vampire though?
the girl that still looks 14 after a decade, or the long haired, fang toothed sucker thats never seen sunlight?
No.13177
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No.13178 
>>13177
oh my god the vampire stole her tits
No.13182 
>>13177
Looks shopped.
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>replacing your bed with a futon
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No.13185 
>>13163 (OP) 
For an interview you said didnt go that well, you managed to salvage it and put out an entertaining video with some great roasts.
Kudos Ash!

Note to self: If Ashley ever asks me for an interview, resist the temptation.
No.13186 
>>13183
Sometimes if you look hard enough on xrays you can see the persons shit
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No.13188 
>>13186
oh shit really?
I've been jacking off exclusively to mammograms this whole time.
well next time Im there,I will make sure to swing by the colonoscopy section at the local hospital
Thanks for the tip!
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No.13189 
>>13188
Imagine giving colonoscopys for a living. What a shitty job.
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>>13163 (OP) 
Just going to post this here and say congrats on your 1 year anniversary of returning to make videos.
You've put a ton of effort into this and you've provided countless hours of entertainment and laughter for your fans all across the world from China to Uruguay.

So yeah, thank you so much Ashley Jones!
You da best!
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No.13193 
>>13192
are you from Uruguay?
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No.13194 
>>13193
nah I just know someone who watches her that is
No.13197 
>>13192
It has already been one year? Ash has been around longer now than the first time she was here.
No.13198 
>>13163 (OP) 
That edgelotd faggot mocks God, he deserves to be killed
No.13199 
>>13163 (OP) 
great interview, Sarah Jessica Parker aged like fine wine
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>>13199
kek based santa claus
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Kind of disappointed she didnt work in a "hey, why such a long face, pal?" joke but tbh you need to have a pretty high comedic IQ to come up with something that original
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No.13236 
>>13220
this is a lot like me and Ashley
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No.13251 
>>13236
Which one is me and which one is Ashley?
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No.13259 
>>13251
who am I?
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No.13263 
>>13259
You're clearly a lot cooler than you used to be.
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>>13263
You sure like talking to yourself
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No.13266 
>>13265
That's because I'm worth talking to.
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>>13266
I guess you're your own best company also
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No.13276 
>>13270
That's correct, I'm CEO.
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No.13277 
>>13270
But I am looking to merger with another company ;)
No.13290 
>>13276
Rise and grind bb
>Cbig
>Egay
>hOmosexual
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No.13291 
>>13276
>>13290
HA! YOU JUST GOT FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED LITTLE BITCH NIGGER KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE REKT
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No.13583 
>>13290
You're gay too but for far less money. It may be back to work for me, but it's back to Grindr for you.

>>13291
Ha! My family used to own your little bitch nigger mom. We did own slaves but I'm referring to the dog. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE REKT, etc. and whatever other pea-brained crap you Pavlovian responders answer to.
No.25963 
>>13177
Better love story then twinklight.
No.25994 
>>13177
Seabee's GIMP skills have improved a lot since back then
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No.26004 
>>13177
>>25994
I wanna lick her hairy armpits and suck her hairy pink nipples so badly.
No.30603
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blocking me means you want to see me in person...styx
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No.30604
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Why'd you delete the video Tarl Warwick? What are you hiding? I know what you are.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=ItvE1UqLCPU
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Ashley, tell us what happened between you and Styx.
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>>30604
>I know what you are.
Femanon detected. Post tits plz

>>30607
Your screencap is retarded, the whole story is and has been out now for a while. Basically Styx tossed her phone to her (tossed to, not threw at), it hit her in the face, so she saw this as her opportunity to go after him. I'm no fan of  Styx but it's pretty obvious that he's an alcoholic surrounding himself with drama-seeking women
No.30610 
>>30603
>>30604
>>30607
>internet tough guy
Don't forget to drink enough soylent before you go over (assuming you have the wrist strength to get the cap off)
No.30616 
gay sex((occult)DO NOT RESARCH)COGNITOHAZARD)MKULTIMATE)
No.30620 
>>30604
Ouroboros symbol on a hat style I see rednecks wear thats pretty funny.
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What did he mean by this?
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No.30623 
>>30621
he must need a handgun permit I would assume.
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No.30624 
>>30623
Why would a vampire need a handgun?
No.30626 
>>30621
Got in trouble for tossing a cell phone at his gf's face, she threw a bitchfit and called the cops. Now he's on the hook for domestic violence. Being charged with domestic violence usually means you need to take some sort of anger management class and you're no longer allowed to own guns. He needs to get rid of his guns (presumably to the gun store owner), and this needs to be notarized to be in the clear legally. TLDR woman overreacted.
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No.30630
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>>30626
This. Anyone even somewhat familiar with Styx knows that he's too much of a pussy to actually beat a woman. Ironically, if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't be facing legal trouble right now from some opportunistic whore. (Women love psychopathic criminals.)

Unspoiler image at your own risk. You have been warned.
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No.30632 
>>30630
The little dickens.
No.30634 
>>30630
Damn, high school year book pictures are wild. No wonder they only show the face.
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>>30630
He looks like he doesn't mind his wife with black guys.
No.30636
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I think Styx should become his own girlfriend.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=DkZunUUrFE0
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>>30636
I think he has already tried that.
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