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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
>>31696
Tiny pink nipples = owned by god, property of god.
I can't provide pics but I'm on a train and my service attendant is an absolute cutie. She has a pixie cut, smol petite body, a nice butt, a sexy French accent and a small tattoo that's slightly exposed on her lower neck. I think Ashley would appreciate her. Also, the girl sitting next to me is wearing pink underwear. This will be a pleasant 5 hours.
>>31708
Give her my phone number, please. I mean it.
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>>31708
Also you most definitely can creepshot the underwear girl. Please anon, nothing good ever happens in these threads. Please be a good tubsissy.
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>>31708
>a small tattoo that's slightly exposed on her lower neck.
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>>31709
Wait, please don't tell her it's CUM-FART. Please just give her my number with the numbers only (725-286-3278). Tell her I'm cute and show her these pictures of me where I don't look like a desperate dyke and am 10lbs lighter.
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>>31713
Take a photo with your hair in various styles, especially the ponytail and I'll see what I can do. The girl next to me is also pretty but she so close to me that would probably notice the camera. It's already awkward enough that her shoes are off and is in  just her ankle socks and the way I'm texting I have my phone angled towards them because I don't want her seeing what I'm typing or the porn posted on this board. 

The stewardess came back as I was typing this and startled me when she asked if I wanted a drink or snack.
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>>31714
Your story is super sussy bussy sauce, I don't believe you. The "tell" was the little detail about your fake passenger's cute little feet that I would love to sniff and suck. You're not in train, or a plane, or an automobile. You're wanking your half-hard penis in a dark little room trying to get more selfies out of sweet, bicurious little Ashley.
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The girl next to me is on her laptop so taking a candid photo would be difficult without doxing her.
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>>31716
Is she browsing her gallery of pictures of her own driver's license or something? stupid ass liar liar pants on fire kpop fan, nobody would care if you doxxed some trainwhore anyway and it would validate your story, but it's NEVER going to happen because YOU LIE
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>>31714
I agree with >>31715, your story sounds supes sus bus. Plus, your cap game is weak if you're not prepared with a camera on your shoe or in your bag, especially if you're on a supposed 5 hour train ride. The only train you're riding is picrel. Either give my phone number to the (probably fake) pixie cut girl or stop leading me on. If anyone else reading this sees ATTRACTIVE women in public, you should most definitely give them my number and show them pictures of me to increase the odds of the SKINNY, ATTRACTIVE, BIOLOGICAL female calling me.
>>31715
I'm not even a footfag, just wanted to throw in the extra details to my current situation, it makes for good storytelling.
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>>31719
>storytelling
lying*
I'll PM Ashley a photo if I can sneak a pic. Also, that man train pic was highly inappropriate.
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dayum this thread got me hankering for some candids. post your best tubsissies. I'm in the mood for velour, athleisure, or lulus, but I'll settle for anything good. take a look at this little carwash slut. I'm about to dry-wash my balls and penis with my bear hands if you catch my meaning.
>>31721
Great then she can post it here for all of us to see. Lets stop entertaining liar anon and instead continue our conversation about JAV.
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>>31701
It's a pink thong btw. I feel like I'm back in highschool. I'm glad my seat was reassigned because I would probably be sitting next to some smelly Indian right now.
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>>31725
wow yeah that's the post that's going to convince us you aren't full of shit
>>31713
Dang, look at you with all that long hair
Thong girl's phone homescreen has her with her boyfriend so she's taken. I still haven't figured out if Frenchie is a lesbian or not. I could give her Ashley's number in a flirtatious way as if it were my own and then have her surprised to hear Ashley's voice answer the phone. After that, you're on your own from there Ashley. I'm a couple of whiskeys in, maybe after the third one I will try talking to her before I leave. I have a few hours to think about how I'm going to do this. I will probably never see her again so why not give it a shot? This could possibly be Ashley's soulmate and it's up to me to connect them.
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>>31728
Are you the same liaranon that pulled the sister stunt?
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>>31729
No but it's nice to see the board is no longer locked, what happened? I thought Elon Musk caught wind of Ashley's video about him and tried shutting this place down.

ANYWAYS, forgive me Ashley but I could not give your number to the cute stewardess or snag a pic of her because it reminded me of those creeps you see online getting caught in the act and put on blast in front of everyone. Hopefully I will see her again next Christmas or sooner if I plan on doing any other travelling in the new year. Perhaps instead of giving her your number I should be giving her my own and see where it takes me. As a new year's resolution, we should try finding ourselves a nice girlfriend who somewhat resembles Ashley because let's face it we will NEVER meet her IRL so why not try finding an Ashley of our own? They may not be her since she's one-of-a-kind, but she may hold similar qualities. It's just a suggestion.

As for the thong girl, she gave a full display while sorting through her bag, I could've snapped a photo but there were too many eyes on me and as I mentioned above that it be immoral and very embarrassing being caught in the act. I do wonder if she was showing her underwear on purpose, I remember girls did that all the time in high school when they wanted to get a guy's attention. I do believe a girl's personality can be read based on what type of underwear they have on.
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>>31730
You must be new, tubgurl has an 76% uptime guarantee. the site literally goes down for a full day once per month when ashley forgets to pay her hosting bill. I am convinced the only reminder she has to pay is the site being down. The board being accidentally (?) locked for several hours is not a huge surprise lol
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>>31701
I don't really know all that much in terms of the industry. I don't know many of the male actors or studio directors. I do have a basic familiarity with different actresses when it comes to what I personally like or what might appeal to other people. If you gave me a type of girl you like, as a basic description, I could still give decent recommendations. I have a list of about 200 different actresses that I watch, and I reference it according to what I'm in the mood for.
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>>31787
Based coomer. I think we can be friends. I do have a few questions though:

1.Does your JO suggestion service include western porn, or is it exclusive to JAV?

>I have a list of about 200 different actresses that I watch, and I reference it according to what I'm in the mood for.
2. How do you keep this organized? Do you use a spreadsheet or something?

If you could suggest a girl that is short with short hair and is bisexual and a tiny bit autistic, that would be great.
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>>31788
>1.Does your JO suggestion service include western porn, or is it exclusive to JAV?
Some western porn. Most either amateur videos or girls with only a few videos. I like French girls and central European girls (German, and especially Czech). Mostly older porn. I don't like most western pornstars. Certainly none of the most well known ones. I do like Cadey Mercury.

>2. How do you keep this organized? Do you use a spreadsheet or something?
Yes, I use a spreadsheet. It is a bit scattered though, I need to go through and do some housecleaning. For the purposes of this post, I'm mostly referencing memory. 

>>31788
>If you could suggest a girl that is short with short hair and is bisexual and a tiny bit autistic, that would be great.
I mentioned her before, but Ai Mukai is an excellent suggestion here. She's my favorite AV actress. Or at least in the top 5. She's done JAV for a long time. Now she is with Madonna and has cultivated a more mature look. However, if you find videos from before the last few years, she is very slim with short hair. She's done many lesbian and FFM scenes. For example, RBD-810 with Mayu Nozomi is one where she is more dominant. I don't necessarily like Mayu Nozomi, since she is more of a gyaru. IF you like cosplay, check out 24ID-061. I personally like MDTM-094, MUKD-398, and MUML-026.

My favorite lesbian scene of all time is BBAN-129, with Tsubasa Aihara. Tsubasa Aihara is another favorite of mine. OKAX-404 is a code which is a compilation of Tsubasa Aihara and Ai Mukai crossdressing as boys. 

If you like someone who is more exotic looking, there's Sora Shiina. Same deal. Has done a tone of FFM and lesbian scenes. I've always found the eye contacts a little weird. She often has short blonde hair. 

I personally find Makoto Yuki very beautiful, such as in DV-1607. I do not believe she has done a lesbian or FFM scene. 

Further actresses you could explore: Yura Kano, Mana Sakura, Kana Manaka, Yu Nishihara, Asuna Kawaii, Meisa Nishimoto, Hibiki Natsume, Sumire Kuramoto, Ichigo Suzuya, Suzu Monami, Airi Suzumura, Yuu Asakura. I could go on. I already mentioned Ayumi Kimito and Haruna Akane.

As far as western actresses go, I like Alex Jsex. She's French, with short dark hair. I don't know if she has done a lesbian scene. Coco De Mal (Serbian, I believe) and Geizer (Russian) have both done FFM scenes. Janie Sky is cute, she's German. Dani Desire is American, but has short blonde hair. She's pretty hot. Dakota Burns is cute. Samantha Flair is a more popular western amateur porn creator from England; I like when she has the short silver hair.
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>>31791
God bless you. Tubgurl MVP. I'm getting sleepy so I will give you the detailed response you deserve tomorrow, probably after I bust a fat load to some of these awesome babes you suggested.
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>>31793
FMK boyos? for me

F - middle (no condom)
M - right
K - the starfish on the left with the pokemon pajamas
>>31794
KKK.
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>>31794
First I would swap the left girl's pajama bottoms to the girl in the middle. Perfection. My rating starts from worst to best.
K- Left. Ugly.
F- Right.
M- Middle so I could fuck her over and over again. She looks the most horny, like she'd give you a genuine passionate blowjob and swallow.
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Would you a bimbo steampunk Megan Fox? Even though she's a self-proclaimed succubus.
I would
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>>31794
KILL KILL KILL
>>31791
All asian girls look like Ashley, I mean, guy, guy, *sweatdrop*
>>31803
There's a rumor that she's actually a man. So yes
>>31791
Please tell me that you tally how many nuts each porn actress gets from you in your spreadsheet. If so, who has the most nuts?
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Ashley says yes to Jews but no to Poos. I wonder what Ashley thinks of Pajeetas?
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>>31713
Hey baby, you wouldn't happen to be into VCR repair would you because I need a clean head. This is not sexual.
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>>31819
The coloration of her feet are disgusting. If you want a shitskin, at least get a kween.
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>>31702 (OP) 
I know you guys like girls who are autistic, mentally ill and developmentally disabled so I found this one on TikTok. You’re welcome.
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>>31846
>I found this one on TikTok
It's not pride month, you didn't have to come out as gay yet.
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ashley is the cutest girl in this thread
>>31846
she sounds like she has a gun pointed at her head
>>31847
ravenoustaylor69
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>>31873
>not candywhaler69
try harder faggot
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>>31812
I don't have exact records because this information is spread throughout several different spreadsheet and documents. The best I have is from a 3 month period, which might give a snapshot of it all. Within that period, I finished to Ai Mukai 16 times. 

This is more impressive than it seems because I do not fap every day, and I regularly watch somewhere between 10-20 actresses at any given time. I also masturbate to doujinshi, erotic literature, chat bots, or even my thoughts (I've noticed I have much better orgasms if I don't use porn at all), which reduces the available time for finishing to any given actress.
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>>31952
>erotic literature
Can you pleas ejac to this masterpiece >>21765
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>>31953
I've never fapped to Ashley. It's too weird. It would be like fapping to my sister.
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>>31955
Same. That's why I only fap to Derrick, I don't have a brother.
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>>31956
I fapped to Ashley and her characters many times, including Willy.
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>>31952
>(I've noticed I have much better orgasms if I don't use porn at all)
Theory: this is because it takes longer to jerk off without some kind of visual stimulation, so you're essentially edging yourself by cucking yourself out of porn. Alternatively, maybe your nuts are better because you can think about things that porn can never (legally) provide you with, if you catch my meaning. I'm talking about children.

>>31957
It's the judge character for me. I like me some dark chocolate.
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>>31955
Since when is fapping to one's sister weird? If I had a sister that'd be the first thing I'd do.
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>>31959
You're living proof of my theory that the only people who think incest is hot don't have siblings
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>>31958
>Theory: this is because it takes longer to jerk off without some kind of visual stimulation, so you're essentially edging yourself by cucking yourself out of porn. Alternatively, maybe your nuts are better because you can think about things that porn can never (legally) provide you with, if you catch my meaning. I'm talking about children.
No. I masturbate for much longer with porn. Often upwards of 2 or 3 hours. When I don't use porn, it's usually less than 30 minutes. I never edge, because edging is retarded. 

Also, when I masturbate to my own thoughts it is very vanilla. I fantasize about being married or of being in love. Most of the fantasy consists of foreplay.
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>>31962
Not much of a theory when brother/ sister incest even occurring disproves your theory right off the bat. It's not like while they are fucking each other they are moaning how disgusting it is.
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>>31964
I don't understand the reference in your reaction image because I don't watch "adult cartoons"
>>31964
Incest where both parties consent mostly occurs among unattractive low IQ humans.
>>31966
How do you know?
>>31962
Just for the record I do have siblings, just not a sister. Not sure if you want to know whether I ever fapped to them but considering your theory the answer might disappoint you (yeah I'm a pervert but I also have a theory and that says that everyone is a pervert, there are just people who lie about it, some even to themselves).
>>31966
Ugly and disgusting brain dead humans like you.
>>31966
Incest is seen as disgusting by around average IQ NPCs because that's the most conforming majority that respects brainwashing taboos and cultural norms without questioning, incest is more common among low AND high IQ individuals. Einstein for example married his first cousin. All animals happily practice incest, even gay parent incest, they literally don't care, humans are weird by having invented taboos.
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>>31970
Einstein was also a ki.ke that stole his theories and faked his way through his entire career. Once again, confirming that low IQ subhumans are the majority of people who participate in incest.
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>>31972
You can't deny kikes are smart though, isn't that in fact why people like you hate them?
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>>31973
They aren't particularly intelligent, though. The average IQ in Israel is something like 90. They're successful not because of their smarts but because of a very strong in-group preference, lack of empathy, and a general predisposition for ruthlessness.
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>>31974
OK I'll give you that average IQ in Israel is kind of low, just found it's 95 (comparable to average IQ in the US), but I also found some paper that says Ashkenazi Jews (European ones) have much higher average IQ (as much as 14). Lack of empathy is indeed required for success but I don't think jpop fans excel at it more than whites, they're simply better at the game and pose a threat to whites, that's why whites hate them IMHO. Of course you're free to think otherwise but I just think kikes are smart even based on my real life observations, I have no issue admitting it.
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Perfect woman.
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>>31979
Her tits look like a butt
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>>31981
That's because her shoulders are forward.
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>>31978
Decent human beings hate jpop fans for slaughtering palestinian children and chewing on infant cocks.
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>>31984
Oh my wholesome chungus shadow empath we need to gas the kikerinos
>>31983
What beautiful young lady?
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>>32005
Rachel McDaniels
>>31983
Is that a tattoo of Gandalf's staff?
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>>32012
>Gandalf's staff
this is my nickname for my penis
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>>32014
More like gandhi’s staff
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>>32012
Idk? I think tattoos are fucking stupid especially on women. They always post shit like this on social media.
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>>32222
I’m a female and a I have a tattoo. What now faggot.
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>>32248
>I'm a female
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Jessica Biel is perfect
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>>32251
I agree, but she would look better if she had short hair.
>>32251
I agree, but she would look better if she had a penis
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>>31983
The video of her having sex while smoking a cigarette is so hot. Though the guy doesn't even finish, which is retarded. 

Also, she doesn't ash her cigarette until a few minutes in, which is slightly comical. 

She'd look a lot better without the tattoos, but the snake one is actually pretty cool.
>>32261
Kinda guy seeing a dudes dick my man
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>>32261
>in order for me to orgasm I need to see the guy orgasm
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>>32263
Lesbian/solo porn is for mentally ill trannies. I'd rather be gay.
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>>32264
>I'd rather be gay.
Congrats, you are
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>>32261
all my life I never understood the sexual appeal of watching a girl being fucked by a guy who isn't you
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>>32261
Mmm, yeah. The only thing hotter would be if her cigarette fell out of her mouth, landing on those $25 Walmart bedsheets and started them on fire. THAT would be pretty hot, in a literal sense then the only thing that will be "smoking" are their charred corpses who would likely still be in the compromising position they were before the fire burned them to a crisp. Imagine the firefighters trying to contain their laughter seeing them like this. Theyd probably be taking selfies with. As for the families of the now flambeed fornicators they'd likely try and sue Walmart for producing flammable bedsheets.
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>>32268
Very edgy
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>>32266
You only hate seeing a penis because you don't like yours.
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>>32266
So you don't like having sex? Hahahahaha
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>>32276
No because I have trouble pooping afterwards
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>>32271
I love my foreskin because it shows my parents loved me
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>>32248
>I'm a female and a I have a tattoo. What now faggot.
I bet your face looks as busted as your pussy. I can fix it.
>>32277
Really? By the time I'm done it usually slides right out.
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Serious question. Are women good for ANYTHING other than receiving cum?
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>>32286
>Serious question. Are women good for ANYTHING other than receiving cum?
>Shows a video of two lesbians
>cum
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>>32287
The one licking is a dude.
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Media is reporting that Barack is getting a divorce from Michael and that he has been dating Jennifer Aniston. Ew. Does this mean she has AIDS?
>>32326
Barack is gay and Jennifer is a man. We know.
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>>32326
Jennifer Aniston is overrated. Courteney Cox was a lot more fuckable. 

Personally, I like Alyson Hannigan.
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>>32328
Alyson Hannigan is very cute and sexy. Ashley if you're looking for new beat off material, I recommend Buffy The Vampire Slayer, plenty of VPL and panty slips during the fight scenes.
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>>32456
That color of pink is the most white trash thing in this entire thread. Even more than the  girl with a black eye.
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>>32459
Can you explain how the color pink is white trash?
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>>32460
If you don't already understand you are ngtmi.
>>32459
but she is jpop fanish. How could a jpop fan be white trash?
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>>32634
Nevada? I knew Ashley was from Reno. She look it.
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Has anyone here ever done anal with a girl? What's it like? I kind of think it seems gross, but I'm also fascinated by it. I bet it's something like

>Aww yea girl I'm gonna throw it in your ass next
>Her, turning around to look at you: Yeah? You wanna BUTTFUCK me daddy?
>Yeah girl I'm gonna roll this sausage around in the dirt
>Fuck yeah babe I'm gonna stretch out your tube so bad
>Aw yea bitch my dick's about to look like Artax in the swamp of sadness
>yeeeeaaaa babe here it comes, I'm really going to PUMP your BUTT with my DICK
>Mmm yes that's it, time to spelunk for chocolate gold
>I'm plunging your toilet now, it's soooo tight and smelly
>this christmas ham is getting cooked in your hotbox now babe aw f f f f f fucckkkkk yeah
>aw dayum gurl I'm bout to NUT. I'm going to fill up your colon like a bag of Canadian milk you little SLUT
>here comes the milk for your cocoa pebbles cereal babe
>unnnffffff yeeahhhh I'm cooming in your rectum right now!!!!!

how accurate is this?
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>>32637
This really is not appropriate at all.
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>>32637
>I kind of think it seems gross, but I'm also fascinated by it.
>Yeah? You wanna BUTTFUCK me daddy?
>Artax in the swamp of sadness
Ashley pls
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>>32755
That is a retard in clown makeup dancing alone in front of an amazon phone stand and a green screen. Fucking carnie.
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>Michelle Trachtenberg, known for her roles in "Gossip Girl" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," has died at age 39.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/26/michelle-trachtenberg-dead-gossip-girl-actress/

RIP she was a cutie
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>>32771
Joss Whedon really did a number on her.
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>>32771
>>32772
rip
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>>32771
RIP
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>>32776
This is also fake but not entirely gay.
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she is unattractive
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>>32789
was*
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>get liver transplant
>die of cardiac arrest
thanks phizer
>>32789
ashley in 4 days
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>>32804
why 4 days?
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>>32844
someone mute this insufferable cunt

I hate women
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>>32860
>I hate women
they're so disgusting!
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>>32862
They are. I wish I didn't have the insatiable urge to put my dick in them
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Hey, it's Women's History Month, bro! And I'm not going to tolerate any bigoted hate speech towards women, you got me, bro! That's not cool, bro! Now some women may be into that sort of thing! And it's a type of BDSM role-playing called female submissive and it's perfectly normal and safe as long is you use a safe word with a caring and loving partner. But if you think I'm just going to sit here and allow you to marginalize all women without even having their affirmative consent then you have another thing coming, bro! I suggest you go hop on your Halo Infinite and get these sweet new PC skins to honor and celebrate all the amazing accomplishments of women!
>>31819
not gay but i'd totally give him a good handjob. that dick seems like it would be nice to just lube up and stroke
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>>32872
Same here bro. Except I'd also spit on it and give him the best glucky gluck of his life. I am also not gay.
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