/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>13025 (OP) 
had fun watching this at the cytube premiere thanks ash. 

fave part of the video was the spitting scene, I don't really laugh out loud at internet videos (even if they're funny) but you got me with that one

>>13032
>fave part of the video was the spitting scene

yeah shes gotten real good at spitting, all that experience from her time in the boys highschool locker room finally paid off!

but the banter between barry and linda was really good in this. Excited to see how their relationship plays out, BUTT first the ending... did Linda get fucking blown to pieces!?!?

also yes, it was a great time had thankyou Ashley

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oh and speaking of spitting
how many takes did this little maneuver take?

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>>13025 (OP) 
Thanks for a great time and a great vid last night. I had fun with you and the guys, Ash. Loved the spit takes.

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Yeah!!
Keep making videos ash!!!

at about 15:13 Barry calls Linda "wild dog" 
is that Barrys pet name for her?
she is a bit of a bitch after all *smirks at camera*

I need to know as Im gonna hire a hooker and film my own Barry and Linda, except this time with a happy ending. 
She will still get an explosive load on her face though *insert canned laughter*

>>13025 (OP) 
whenever I watch an episode of Barry and Linda, I get the theme song stuck in my head for hours.
Its very catchy

the CIA should use it for torture at their black sites

>>13074
Me too! I like that her voice is wavery in the theme song.

>>13025 (OP) 
Why does Ashley with this hairstyle look like she should be in a Lesbian Japanese coming to age romcom? All she needs is two brown eyes, instead of just one (although, she may need that too).

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How did Barry get such lusciously thick hair regrowth between him losing his hair at the end of the  Valentines speed dating event and episode 3?
Is it the pumpkin seeds? 
is that what all the fuss in that thread is about? Its some sort of pumpkin seed oil you rub into areas where you want thick hair to grow?

>>13287
>Is it the pumpkin seeds? 
why does everyone keep talking about this and why will nobody tell me what it means

>>13292
yuo don't want to know...

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>>13292
take a trip down south, Ive heard
of a crazy little place
where the pumpkin seedz are ripe
in a feed n seed
down in mehico

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I genuinely felt bad for Linda at the end of this video.
Barry just yells at her for buying things, probably to fill the empty void in her life. Then he storms out of the room, leaving her to spend the night alone, as usual.
Linda gives out this sad little sigh at around 16:02 of the video that breaks my heart
Then if that wasnt enough, she tries to make herself feel better by watching some TV, only for her to be disappointed to discover the new CRT television she got yelled out for buying, doesnt even work. The way she says "broken?" is the proverbial icing on the cake of sadness.

They say some of the best cinema is the one tugs at your heart strings, and my friends, watching this scene, my heart strings were a tugging, they were truly a tugging :(

>>15610
did you edit Linda to look like she is on the horse dildo???

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>>15619
lmao nope

https://suno.com/song/73571f7e-23b7-4453-ab0e-4e3bc989e551

someone give me better lyrics