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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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yeah but the Ash gets to do whatever the fuck she wants to and isnt restricted creatively
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This one always gets me.
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Thursday Bill Gates launched a new podcast called "Unconfuse Me." ("What do you do when you can't solve a problem? I like to talk to smart people who can help me understand the subject better...")

>Join me on my learning journey as I talk to brilliant guests about Alzheimer's, artificial intelligence, the future of education, plant-based meat, the evolution of language, marijuana, and more.

The first words of the first episode are a clip of Seth Rogen saying "Edibles? I don't mess with that. Snoop Dogg doesn't eat edibles. Like, that's how wild the variation on edibles is, and I do not recommend this."

Then Bill Gates' voice says "I love learning, even if a topic's complex, I like to see if I can figure it out..." People reports that the 67-year-old Microsoft co-founder and former CEO also spoke to Rogen and his wife Lauren Miller about the future of Alzheimer's research:

>With studies showing that "40% of cases" are preventable, according to Rogen, the "five brain healthy habits" in their framework are important: sleep, exercise, nutrition, mental fitness and emotional well-being.

>He even confessed that his being a celebrity encourages people to better care for themselves. "I taught this coursework of brain health, and we've also had a neurologist teach the coursework, and we scientifically proved that people retain information better from celebrities than doctors, which is it's a heavy burden," he joked, adding that this information "was published..."

>Miller also shared that she goes to a neurologist and the pair are both "open" with their doctors about their habits, and "no one" in the medical world has told them that smoking weed is bad for their brain health. They even believe its benefits of boosting hunger and relieving stress might be good for preventing Alzheimer's. "It's not federally legal, so there isn't money to fund research," Miller said.

>Gates later concluded the podcast with his own funny anecdote, laughing about his first time he ever smoked weed — back when it was a "rebellious" thing to do. "In school out of the, say 105 people in my class I think, there were three or four who didn't smoke," he said. "Because it was kind of a, 'Hey, I'm an adult! Hey I can break the rules!' But I will say, sometimes it's like, I guess I'm doing this to be cool. It wasn't so much smoking for pot's sake."

https://slashdot.org/story/23/07/29/0413224/bill-gates-launches-new-podcast-tells-seth-rogen-about-smoking-pot
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>>11243
Gates isnt cringe he just has Asperger's!
besides, can someone be cringe and do this??? 

ppsssshhh didnt think so kid
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>>11299
I'd like to see you try that in a small town, reppie scum.
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>>11243
All the good Sal Khan had ever done to humanity by teaching millions for free, was swept away,  negated completely by not stabbing Bill Gates then and there when he wouldn't have suspected.
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>>11303
¿Cómo llamas a esas botas?
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This one is ripe.
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>>19422
I'M SWEARING! FUCKING LAUGH! SWEARING IS FUNNY! LAUGH FUCKER LAUGH!
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>>19422
If I could get away with beating this man to death with my bare hands, I would do it. This post is not a joke.
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Well Ashley? What do you have to say for yourself?
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>>19590
let it rip ashley
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this is pathetic tbh
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>>19631
Notice how there's no mention of them being made in America. If they were then they wouldve plastered it all over the page. These reptilians are the scummiest grifters and people happily eat it up. It's not like he'd make much to impact his financial standing. Its either a distraction or a ploy to "hype" politics for the younger generation. Truly pathetic.
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>>19691
  if u dont' like the U.S.A. you chowder  move to north Korean u demonrat !!! 🤪🤪
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>>19694
now this is a funey pic hiden biddn is verry sneaky probobaly because he has too sneak around sniffin little girls hair because he is a pedo. He shoulld change his name to pedo biden instand of joe Biden lets ho bran man. How I post this ib face book e mail?
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>>19723
English doesn’t sound like your native language. What country are you from?
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>>19743
america frist get out
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>>19705
Wait, I thought you were supposed to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap, not the other way around.
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>>19767
Thats a different easter bunny ;)
>>19744
I’m an American!
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I thought this dude was based... until it sets in.
>>9243 (OP) 
it's not bout the size of audience but its quality, she's basically enjoying the attention of the top 0.01% of the DNA pool
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Women fake their orgasms and now autism? What will they fake next?
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She owes it all to her personality.
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>>29541
I don't like her aesthetics, the muscles are subpar. Milky skin can layer beefcake much much better than this. I need angles and contrast where muscles meet, modestly obscured.
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>>29537
 my woman fakes her love for me .;'
>>29553
I don't really care for her either. I watched a few of her streams and she is really boring. It's obvious guys only watch her for the tits. She seems very comfortable with that too probably because that's how she makes her money. I thought it would be funny if Ashley did a live stream where she had two giants balloons under her shirt.
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>>29541
Her tits are too big. How does this not embarrass her? Her tits look fake and abnormally large as a man I find this repulsive. Big tits are gross they are not a aesthetic. I would feel embarrassed just being around her and would find it difficult to take her seriously.
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>>29596
Her tits don't look fake at all. Implants disgust me. I prefer petite women with small breasts but big tits are fine as long as they don't look like cancerous tumors with a pepperoni glued on them. Finding a woman with nice tits is like finding a unicorn though. I think lots of women these days have fucked up natural tits because of hormone problems caused by all the endocrine disrupting chemicals we are exposed to.
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>>29553
>>29591
>>29596
faggots
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>>29597
>big tits are fine
i wanna see big tits
>>29597
Yeah, I think a girl having a nice butt is far more common than her having nice tits, but tits have greater potential even if they rarely achieve it. Flat chested with tiny nipples is an exceptional local maxima in the titty quality landscape.
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Is this allowed?
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>>29598
get raped in the shadow realm by a hyena spiritqueen with an engorged clitoris so it isn't gay
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>>29691
female hyenas give an entirely new meaning to the term baby dick
>>29691
kpop fanfaggot
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>>29688
so he had been uploading prerecorded videos for months but (hehe) in the meantime was secretly losing weight so he could suddenly reveal his weight lose?
I wonder if he used that ozempic drug thats being trending recently
I think Ashley has mentioned this guy before, I wonder if she is getting excited (non sexually) to watch him gain back all that weight from all the slop he eats
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>>29747
I cant help it but to laugh every time I look at that picture.
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>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243 (OP) 
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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